Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast Ep 306 - Magical Dead Cat Tour Recap

Episode Date: May 17, 2022

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Get a Legends and welcome to another rip episode of the Anti-Domber Podcast. This week Mark, Zach and Broden discuss our magical dead cat tour that just wrapped up last week. Warning, there are some silly little spoilers for the show, so if you're coming in New Zealand and you don't want to be spoiled, don't listen to this podcast. Hello and welcome to the Antidona podcast. Oh, what's wrong, Broden? No, I'm just exhausted. Because we've been on a 10 week tour around Australia.

Was it 10 weeks? Yes. Fuck. Started in March. Mid March. Started mid March. Oh, but even earlier because of Ballarat. Little earlier than mid March.

So we thought we'd take a week on the podcast to deep. You want to talk? I'm just letting you speak. Jump in. All right. I'm just let me speak. All right. I'm going to come in. I'm going to come in. This is a good angle.

I'm going to come in when you're done. Oh, God. I wonder what's going to happen. You go and then I'll explain. Jesus. Someone's acting Sherwy. No, none of that. No, no, no, no. That's something happening. That just, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Australia. We name him. Belarat. Melvin. Brisbane. Brisbane. We did Brisbane. Hobart.

Perth. Adelaide. Sydney. Darwin. Wollongong. Newcastle. Cambra. Gold Coast. And how good was Gold Coast? Gold Coast was the best show. The best show. It's such a good show. We did the show. And very sorry to those couple of people in the front row. Oh my god. We've done the Gold Coast. But so to the 40 plus thousand people who came to the show.

We were going to, thank you for coming. Thank you. And we're just gonna debrief personally on our 10 weeks away. Now, Gold Coast is fresh. Is it by memory? We haven't done Gold Coast yet. Yes, we have.

We leave for the Gold Coast tomorrow. No, well, they're not thinking about, I think it's important this before the Gold Coast. They don't know we're recording this before the Gold Coast. They do now. I don't think that's gonna confuse them. Let's just sweep it around. It's already been done think that's gonna confuse them. Let's just sweep it all the way.

It's already been done. It's already been done. They know. Let's just, I think it's gonna be a bit confusing because it's coming out after Gold Coast. We'll just lump that in. Anyway, we did the tour, including Gold Coast, whatever. And Gold Coast, what did we think of Gold Coast show?

Good. It was real good. What was your favorite city in Australia we went to, Mark? Melbourne. Yeah, why? I Loved doing melt and it's not it was the first one. So we were still Smarter people smart at the smartest people the smartest crowd they got at the most But no the reason I loved it just personally

Was that I used to work at the venue. And what we did here to that moment. So what Mark's talking about here is he worked at the venue. Well, we all worked at the venue. No, no, no, I used to work at the venue. Yeah, but we all did. Technically you worked at, technically yes. I did my job.

I worked at the venue. I worked at the box office. Yeah, you're not special. I worked at the box office for about six years. Well, for one, for six days, I worked at the box office. Yeah, you're not special. I worked at the box office for about six years. Yes, well, for one or six days, I worked at the venue. Right, yeah. So a little bit different. That was why Melbourne was really special for me

to come back from dating on the second day. On the second day. Mark's trying to use the word. What Mark's trying to explain, if I can, please, is that you used to work at the art center as a ticket seller Thank you, and usher. No, no, no just in the box office and coming back there with your comedy group and doing a week of Sold out shows there was incredible for you. Is that right? Is that what you're trying to say?

Yeah, yeah, there's a bit more. I wanted to add to that what what was really and thank you for a ticket I could never a ticket. Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah. Thank you. Yeah, yeah. Putting that out there. At the end of it, they printed out one of them. I know what you're trying to say here. So you, at the end of the run, we were in the back area, there was frame pictures of fucking awesome people, right?

Wow. Like the best musicians, Dylan Moran, Bill Bailey, Stephen Fry, like sign posters and frames. And at the end of the week, they got us to sign an anti-donna poster and they put it up. So the night last night we came in, and frame, anti-donna picture on the wall in the backstage we're going. Yeah, what were you going to say about that? Well, thank you for articulating. Yeah, I don't think I would have been I'm just trying to thank you. I'm helping Could I just add there that must have felt pretty special as someone who used to work there

But the idea that staff members will walk past that picture and and dream of one day big on that wall the idea a lot of performers work at the outside you used to work those pictures You used it did Mark used to work there. Yeah, to work there. I used to work there. You used to work there. Did Margie's to work there? Yeah. Well, we did too as well. Yeah, I worked there. I worked there.

But can't be, imagine, right? People walk, you start walking past and seeing that pose and going, well, maybe I can go. Well, do you know when I was, and he used to work there? Do you know when I was there, when I was working at the art center doing the anti-dollow show? Every, from days one through five, I would walk past all those posters and go, wow, maybe one day my poster will be on that wall.

And then on the last day it was. That must have been incredible for you. Yeah. Now put that in context. He used to work there before the six days. Did you? Yeah, for six years. Well, anyway, what were you going to say? I'm so sorry.

I didn't. Sorry. Sorry. I interrupted you, Broden. What were you saying? Mark used to work at the art center as a ticket seller. Then one day he came back as a performer and he signed a poster in the backstay gerio. And he, that's good I guess. Well, yeah. I genuinely felt a lot of emotion because it was a real mark of...

He was emotional about it. Having started with... It was happy, it was showing... I used to spend a lot of time at the box office. Thanks. At the box office? No. I used to spend a lot of time at the box office.

I was the back page. Doing anti-donna work. I would enter emails and I would write sketches and stuff at that venue and so then to be there. I mean what you said. You said it better than I ever could. I'm trying to help. Yeah, so that was really... You did really down of a story.

You're not really selling it. Now, bro, no, no, no. But you were saying you used to do like anti-dono work at the box office? Yeah, because I used to do anti-dono work when I worked at the art set for the six days. Just sort of roaming lines before I got on stage. Yeah, you know, doing the show, that's anti-dono work. Do you know what's been a real genuine enjoyment for me? Because we've been performing for 10 years now.

Our first backstage was literally a meter by a meter room. Well, yeah, and in the Melbourne, the backstage was huge, we had our own private... I'm talking about our first show. I thought this was the bit we were doing now. Don't you ruin my show? No, I won't ruin your story, but I'm guessing your story is going to be about going from these tiny little just between a wall and a curtain Packed it there and now we have our own change rooms. No, I think he's talking about the first night in Melbourne Which was amazing because we had enormous change rooms

Plus that our first show you said our first show and I agree our first show in Melbourne at the Ham Hall is great because backstage Backstage the opposite of being small. I'm saying is our first show is there no change room. No, no, no, first show is we did in Melbourne. No, no, we, we had our own in Melbourne as a comedy group. So in 2012, right? Oh, right. This was in 2022. Yeah. So what I'm saying, no, what I'm saying, no, it's better off talking about the 2012 show. Hmm, where we didn't have a change. You remember that? Oh my God. We used to have to come to the show in the suit with back fans. You would have been better at talking about those shows in comparison.

But now we have bigger rooms and it's very nice. You have a shower after the show and that's crazy. Yeah, I know. You're going to have a shower after this. I might have a shower after this, but that's not what you were talking about. No, what's your favourite memory of the tour? It's got to be Gold Coast. No, we haven't done that.

I love the Gold Coast. We were feeling that early on. The night before we went to Infinity, which was where we all went and we went to it. I'm not sure if we did do that. Yeah, and we went to the show. And when we get in. No, because we published photos of it, bro. I can't do Tuesday night.

I can't do tomorrow night. Well, lucky, because it was last week. So we went to Infinity, and that's where you go into each room and it's like mirrors and lights, and it looks like you're in the galaxy. And then the next day we went to movie worlds. We did do that. We did do that.

We will be doing that. And then that night we did the show and then we died on the DC hypercoster. No, we didn't. All right. But if we did imagine this podcast, the downloads. The audience is really good. That little door can't takeck who points at grim things.

You know that little dog? He goes like worst. People who full-bow their own death and then it'll be us doing this podcast. But go on. Yeah, no, I just love to go. Okay, so it was a lot of fun. Oh, it was cool.

Crowd was a bit raucous. I didn't, we haven't done it. I'm just Wednesday night. I reckon that'll be pretty chill. Mark, what was your favorite bit about the tour? What was your favorite city? My favorite city, Melbourne. My. Mark, what was your favorite bit about the tour? What was your favorite city? My favorite city in Melbourne. My favorite city.

What was your favorite? I can say, no, I can say, several nights. What was your favorite sketch to do every night? Oh, that's a good question. Yeah. Well, everyone's a good one, and I say the same one, aren't they? What would you say the best sketch in the show is? Noughts and crosses.

I would say that too. I refuse to answer. No, but which was the most fun one during the year? You abstained or? I'm not answering. I think you would say. Because I love all my children equally. And all of those sketches I thought were phenomenal.

They were all ten Americans. No, they were all incredible. And I love each of them equally. And I'm not... Can you imagine if HR heard you say this? Can you imagine if the sketch human human resources? That was a real. I heard this heard you saying this about Norton crosses.

I quite like that. I'm not saying it's a I'm saying I love it equally as much as Norton. I like that. This is this is quite alienating for people who didn't see the show as well. There's a sketch called Noughtson Cross. Oh, particularly Gold Coast people. They have been seeing it yet. No.

I mean. Well, they have. Well, they have now, because when we made this after the show. Yeah. No, we made this before the show, but they will have seen it. Why wouldn't we do a recap before we've done the tour? It's a great fucking question. Noughtson Cross has seems to be everyone's favorite.

The majority's favorite. Yeah, you abstained. You could have made a rule. You could have won us over if you'd said, shitler, not ruining anything. No. But we still haven't done in New Zealand. Don't listen to BDOT.

Anti-Donna.com. Do not listen to this podcast, but go book your tickets for New Zealand. Can I share a leisure working at Weta Digital that day? A lot of fans in New Zealand work at Weta. They work at Weta. Maybe you're doing the special effects on the latest, the rock movie. Norton Crossers was a lot of fun to perform.

He admits it. My favorite bit in the show though, I really, the ending, the when Tom comes out. Don't give it away from his new one. Can we give it away? Because we might still do it in America. And we sell it to someone as a special award. We might still do it in America, we might still do it in New Zealand. Well, we are doing it in New Zealand. WWW.

And we don't have to. We told them not to listen. Head over there. Hey, don't listen to this. It's my... Yeah, they didn't understand us. So we need to say it again in New Zealand. Hey, bro, don't listen to this. It's my, oh yeah, they didn't understand us. So we need to say it again in New Zealand. Hey, bro, don't listen to us.

This. Um, it's a bit chubby. Yeah, okay. It's about chubby. Best food you ate around, because we went all around the street, we sat at home for two years. Well, I'm not done with my spiderman.

I'll cut that. Cut it down with my thing. You like the ending? That's all you need to say. No, but there's a reason why. Yeah. What's the reason? Don't give it away. I wasn't gonna say.

Don't give it away. Can you be vague? Pardon? Yeah, no, there is a reason. I was just being silly. The reason I... What? Go on to, he did something to come. We are never, never to record these out of order again.

Never. Never again. The reason I really like to the ending is because it's one of the only chances I really got to just sit and look at the audiences. Yeah, you like looking at the audiences as that was one day. All right, it was funny before. Now it's my time to shine. You like the ending? You like the ending?

You like the ending and how people's faces reacted to the show? Because it was divisive. Some people loved it, but then some people were like, what the hell? And that's what you liked about it. Yeah. Because you got to stand back, watch the audience and see what the reactions were.

Anyway, you were saved. I said that's what I was going to say. Oh, I killed two birds once, don't. Yeah. Well, the favourite one to perform, obviously, killed two birds once stone. Yeah. Well, the favourite one to perform, obviously, Norton Crosses, tell us why. Which is, would you have a double dinner in that situation?

What? If you killed two birds with one stone, would you eat by the way? I've never killed you for a time. I've never killed what I ate. Can't eat a stone. No, the birds. And what would you cut the stone in half? Is this a parable or something?

It's a huge stone. I guess it depends how big the stone, because if you crush the stone in half? Is this a parable or something? It's a heater stone. I guess it depends how big the stone, because if you crush the two birds with the big stone fruit, the parable of the stone soup. Yeah, that's it. And that's it. What's that? Gentleman walking through town.

And you get it through the hole. To the man, I can make you a soup with just this stone. And then he gets people to give him carrots and shit. And then he makes it. That's not a parable. That's just a recipe for the soup. No this stone. And then he gets people to give him carrots and shit, and then he makes it. That's not a parable, that's just a recipe for soup. No, while you didn't let me, you didn't let me. So I'm gonna make a soup just out of stones, but first I need a bit of carrot,

and I need a bit of fucking, uh, fucking massacled. Well, my question to that man would be, why, if you're making it out of stone? Well, the moral of the story was he fooled them, beaten for me. The soup to smart was not part of the soup as well. Ah, so it's about how smart I am. A good, burrible idea.

You know, a truly smart person would listen to this ad, and if there wasn't an ad there, weep for us. If a man came up to me and said, this is a good recap of the tale. If a man came up to me and said, I'm going to make a soup out of stone. At first, I need super materials. Yeah, I need the things that are required for a soup.

You didn't say it first, he said it'd be a bit. It's about the creeping nature of things like this. But I would say, I would say, why do you need a carrot? Has he asked me for a carrot? If it was, the carrot. If it was me and the guys are, I'll make you a fucking soup out of stones.

I'd be like, great, let's see, this can't do it. It's all the first time you've been a carrot. No, you said stones can't. End of the fucking parable. Done. And it's a parable about how clever you are. But do you ever start to think that you live in a post-stone soup parable world?

No. What? The first stone soup people got full by things like this. And so what if someone would have come to you and say hey, I can give you everything you My question is is what did the soup taste like if it was made out of stones? It wasn't the stone was just in there

And someone would have fucking inhaled it or fucking ingested and died. That's dangerous Well, maybe it's a parable about don't eat stones. It's a parable about letting people fool you when you end up putting in the work You know That it's about middle management What way the stone suit man was middle management. He said you need me. I just need a few more stuff here a few more stuff there Meanwhile this guy's gotten paid 90k To make stone suit, but the carrots could have done it with the carrots. Which is a great segue to best food you ate all across Australia. But you didn't say that. Noughts and crosses. It was good. Now, what is the best food you ate across Australia? I had a chicken sandwich,

at a chicken sandwich in Hobart, from Pigeon Hall, a place called Pigeon Hall, and I also got my favourite. I bought mugs. Okay? I went around and I bought them. How many mugs did you buy on this tour?

Uh, let me have a look. Let me have a think. Don't look. Don't go home and look. You kind of don't go home. In your cupboard. I'm going to have a look. How me have a think. Don't look. Don't go home and look. I don't have time to go home and look. In your cupboard. I've never looked up either. How many mugs did you buy? It's a quick, it's an easy answer.

It's a, you know, straight question. I've got to think about them. I've got to think about the mugs where I was. How, because I didn't get one in every city. I wanted to get one in this. Then how many mugs did you buy? Um, I don't know. I've got to think about it. Well, let's talk us through it. Here we go.

You got one in the house. Well, you just said, but you were just saying you were trying to avoid that by trying to... Let's find him. Let's talk us through it. All right. First one I bought was in Ballerat. Okay. Where'd you get? That's one. That's it. I got a mug. What did it look like? What did it look like?

You've never seen a fucking mug before? Those different kinds of mugs. You know, it's round. You put fucking coffee in a mat. Did I have a picture on it? Drink in it. What was it made out of? What was it made out of?

Fucking what do you think mugs are made out of, mate? Some are made out of. Help. Help. There's different kinds of out of, mate? Some are made out of ceramic. Help. There's different kinds of mugs, yeah? Oh, yeah. Tin. See, tin.

Was it a tin mug? No, no, no, it's a tin. Didn't have a picture on it. I had a design on it. What color was it? It was a, like a burnt orange. Oh, beautiful. Burnt orange, a much.

How much? Black and white speckle, right? Would you buy it from it? All these mugs were in the... Speckle. Yeah, speck. Speckle. All these mugs were in the rangek all yeah spec spek all these mugs were in the range of about 35 to 45 dollars. Yeah, okay So these nice artisan mug yeah, yeah, um

Ballarat mug Hobart mug. I got a beautiful Hobart mug from pigeonhole where I got the great chicken sandwich I told you to get the one. Yes. You did it was a beautiful white ceramic mug. Did it have a handle? Yes, it does have a minute So these are the details we want to make and the ballerat one has a very interesting handle, it's perfectly round So they both have handles? Yeah and this one is a homemade made by hand you can tell all the mugs that were very different beautiful white mug from Pigeon Hall in Tasmania Next?

Next mug that I got We went next place we went was Perth, did you buy mug in Perth? I did buy mug in Perth, I bought a mug in Adelaide Is there- there's nothing good in Perth is there? No, it a mug in Perth. I bought a mug in Adelaide. Is there nothing good in Perth, is there? No, it's a shithole. And then you went to Adelaide. And then I went to Adelaide. You got a mug in Adelaide.

I got a mug in Adelaide. I went to a place I was having a brunch. Yep. And the mug that they served me, my coffee in, was so nice. And I went, excuse me, do you sell these mugs? Yeah. She said, yes, we do. And then I walked home and and I went, excuse me, do you sell these mugs? Yeah. She said, yes, we do. And then I walked home and then I went,

fuck, should I ask the buy-in? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I forgot so then what happens so then Then I flew back to Adelaide after you get the mub and got the mug Beautiful mug. What does this mug look like? Remember you fucking serious. We want I want to know what the fucking mug was so this mug's very interesting Japanese porcelain okay, so yeah Japanese porcelain mug with a perfectly square handle Yeah, that's fun. Really nice. Do you want to shout out the cafe? Come in the name of it. Come in the name of it.

It's a shame. Right in, what was your favorite food? I'm not done with my mug. He's got his, oh, I want to go through every mug. Oh, that's boring. That's mugging. What's your face? We got four mugs now, don't we?

No, there's a mug. Ballarat, Melbourne, Hobart, Adelaide. I didn't get a mug. I had a mug in Melbourne. Ballarat Hobart, Adelaide. You got a mug in every. I'm not ready to go. I'm not ready to go. I'm not ready to go. I'm not ready to go. I'm not ready to go. I'm not ready to go.

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I'm not ready to go. I'm not ready to go. I'm not ready to go. have gotten a mug in bed? I don't know about that. Like, do we have a free man? I'm sorry, I was googling something unrelated to this. Next mug. What are you googling? Next mug. Next mug. Well, the next place we went was Sydney.

Sydney, and I got a beautiful mug and Sydney. But I think we're supposed to go and Sydney is. Sydney, can you? You got a Kenna-Kunia mug. And can we talk about how we called for one show. is the Filippa Piliqunia You got a Kenikoni among them. And can we talk about how we called for one show we all kept calling Sydney Chutney?

I didn't know and said anything. And no one said anything. I'll show you. There's a joke these boys came up with I think they're in the car at the time. Tom, Tom was on the... Tom came up with a...

Tom came up with a... Chutney. Tom came up with it and then we were riffing on call. And then we just... Then we'll have an rough night so we kept calling them Chutney man at the hotel. We're at yelled at us because we were yelling chutney you'd me live Yeah, which was fair. It was one of those ones where thank God I Didn't like because I was like how dare you yell at me and then I got back to my hotel and had a real like oh

No, absolutely, I think Tom had something to say he's coming over to the microphone I want to tell the Chutney story, because it's so funny to me. All right, so you say little story from Tom. So Broden, we were getting in a lift with me, Broden and Zach. And then Broden said, ah, Sydney, more like, shitney, and I was like, ah, shitney, more like, chutney.

And then the boys just started saying chutney all the time. And it was really fun. And then a man yelled at us. And then a man said, Because I really, like Brodom was being a little more conscious of the noise. I noted that. And I was like, we're in an elevator. They weren't here. I thought elevators were quite soundproof.

Well, that's why many podcasts are done in lifts. I went to town. I was screaming. Welcome chutney to the magical dead cat suit. And then a man yelled at it. Chutney, I was like, Chutney, are you ready? Like full show volume. And then a man came out and was like, stop yelling about Chutney.

And I was like, oh, then I got back to my hotel and was like, fair. And just a little plug for the Patreon. I gave Tom a couple of kisses on the cheek. Yeah, you can't see that That's an only fans kind of thing. I don't want to see if you want to see it on Patreon just to to European men Give me also mark you've got on our patreon your lude Gwen state a Gwen

spider-girl suit I'm going to go to the spider girl suit. Yes, I'm going to go to my Gwen Stacy. Gwen Stacy. Gwen Stacy. You can check out me. And the girl from one of the animates. Yes, and if you check your DMs, you would have been sent a message for $20. You can see me put up until the last. That's $20.

But on our Patreon, on our Patreon, it's the full photo set, Mark, in sexy cosplay. He said to message. Oh, we are the audience. No, all of the martyreds on the Patreon. No needs, just loads. To Kinnecunia, I went to my favorite bookstore in Sydney. When to Kinnecunia, I got a beautiful,

got some inspiration, I'm sure, for some of those loads that are exclusive to our Patreon In the magma section. Yep. All right. We've just went enough time in this one pink next one You don't even know whether I handle or not. Oh god. Is that a handle less of it? I'm sorry if it's Japanese. I would say it doesn't ever handle. No, you're not gonna get to it now I've ever handled what no handle I was Correct. Yeah, but're not going to get to it now. Is it a handle? No, a handle, I was refue. It's a handle, correct.

No handle. But it did come with something extra. A dilder. No. No, but if you want to see me put a dilder on my house. We've said this. Got to sign up. Can you send them on Patreon?

No, do you send them separately? That's a totally different thing. Anyway, no noons on the channel. So that you got that one. I just lose. So I got that one, but it came with came with something you should know I showed it to you Came with a sort of lid It's like a rubber lid. Yes, but but in what manner would you use this lid? Keep cup?

I was I did not show me this I showed someone You show me Who did you show? Oh, no, I know you showed Hitler. No. Next. Do you have too many cups now? Yeah. Look, I'm gonna come. Yeah, they don't all fit. I'm gonna travel. They break in bags.

You just have a weird room. No, I got them all there pretty safely. And then nothing, the last one I bought... Canberra. Was Canberra. No, Darwin mug. No, I didn't get it. Darwin mug.

It's too hot. You should have gotten a pick. No, we didn't. Canberra. No, not didn't get a Darwin mug No, you should have gotten a peak no We didn't went there for one breath you should have gotten a mug with a picture of Parliament House And in Darwin you should have got a picture of a crocodile on a mug. I was I'm sitting there You should have gotten the beautiful

Harbour bridge on a mug and what in Perth maybe Quaker and Adelaide. Yeah, not a lot going on. Not a lot going on in Adelaide. I'd probably get a wide audience of it. Or maybe like the fringe, like a photo of the... That's a really diamond. Maybe Snow, it's a barrel, Snowtown.

I don't know if that would sell that. But I would sell it. I've got know if they would sell that. But I would sell. I would sell. I got a beautiful mug on your recommendation yet again. Yeah. Canberra. In Canberra. At 8.1, 8.21, they, some fucking place.

Fucking 45 bucks to expensive. It was too much. Are you ready for your thing you wrote down? No, well, what was your favorite meal? Oh yeah, that started from the chicken sandwich. Well, a few days ago, I won't say the venue, but I went to a restaurant and had beef tartare and I shit liquid for three days after.

How can you be sure it was the beef tartare? We were given so many beautiful little meals. I ate normally and then I ate raw meat and then I shit liquid for three days. So. You ate a lot of raw meat as well. Yeah, and fucking cello who made our lights came to lunch with us and he said,

have some more of this, no worries. And then I shit liquid for three days. Yeah, wow. I was sick, didn't go, not COVID. And so I didn't go, but luckily, because I think if I had shit liquid, along with how I was feeling, I would have, that would have made me a bit sad.

I was sad about my asshole. My favourite meal, you can see it on the Patreon. Yeah, if you want to see my asshole. No, no no no, no, it's on the Patreon. That's for the only fans. I'm fucking my exclusive BF, well, in the only fans. I'll send you a message,

fuck an immoral. Like a beef tartare. I don't fuck everyone, Raw. Most of my scene partners, but this is my BF. Did it feel nice? Fucking immoral, $50. I'll shoot your message on the other leaf me. It must have felt so nice

ejaculating in your BF fucking him raw. What nice for a change. This took a weird turn. $20. $20. It's only $20 and a photo set. But what I will say, what I will say is,

if you're not interested in dudes, you just want the ludes. I have dressed up as one of the little kids from Stranger Things. No, one of the little kids from Stranger Things. Ram the twist. No, an anime. Stranger Things.

What's up? Digimon. Digimon, I've dressed up as the girl from Pokemon. Misty. A sexy version of her. Not nude, but very nude. 18 photos in total. That's on the Patreon at the top tier.

One of my favorite food experience of this trip, and if you live in Sydney or go to Sydney, Bob Hawks, beer and dining hall, it was fucking incredible. They made a 80s style Chinese restaurant. It's fucking incredible. The Cronto's was the best thing of it. The second best thing I've had.

Second only to, I have to say, the lavender honey glaze duck breast with marinated heirloom beetroot, croquettes, chard leaves, asparagus, and figs you at Cicriq. In Gold Coast. Which is the new restaurant in Gold Coast. So.

LAUGHTER We didn't go there. We did go there. We did go. No, we did go. Yeah, we did go. I think what you meant to say was some fucked Uber Eats at 1 a.m. No. We single-handedly paid for Uber Eats' whole fucking-

Yeah, I'm the saddest for the- I have a lot of cities need some better late night dining options I have to say I tend to eat after the show that's my main meal because you don't want to burp through the show no so I have my main show it's a bad time for those local people after the show and a lot of cities were really lacking in like I think we're spoiled for choice here in Melbourne. And even Melbourne is nothing compared to the US. I just wanted a delicious Chinese meal, fresh, some meat, some greens, some steamed rice. Really after 12, could I get that?

No, it's pizza or burgers, isn't it? I was going to say what's the saddest food experience you had? Just I've got mine. Beef tartare shit for three days. The three tartare shit for three days. Oh, how poetic, both the best and the worst. In Canberra,

our last show, I ordered Domino's. And our friend Don, our friend Don, or Dove to you, runs there. I really did just call him Dove to you runs there. I really did just call him Dove. It's not like I was staying, it was a few years ago. It was a few years ago. And Tom and I in the car on the way back,

we're having an argument, Tom was like, I'm fucking down with Domino's, he's like, it's just Dove. And I was like, can't, I'm like, when you go to, when you say, when you go to McDonald's, you don't go to McDonald's because you want a hamburger. You go to McDonald's because you want McDonald's, right? They're not doing hamburgers, they're doing McDonald, right?

That's what's good about McDonald. Domino is very similar, right? In that, I don't feel like pizza, I feel like Domino. And so I ordered domino and I got a cheesy garlic bread. The best, Max Miller and we'll attest to the, we talk about the cheesy garlic bread at dominoes. More than two people should. Now I'm going to get Zach to explain this to it. This is untouched, this is what I got. Show the camera. We'll pop that up on the Patreon for you to look at.

And the wider shot where it's Mark's asshole being spread. Oh yeah, that's for a check your DMs. That's for a check your DMs. If you wanna see me put this cheesy garlic bread up my asshole for a full three and a half minutes. That cheesy garlic bread. So for those listening, there's no cheese on top. Let me say it's wealthy. There's some cheese on top. It's lucky that I. That cheesy garlic bread. So for those listening, there's no cheese on top. Let me say it's wealthy.

There's some cheese on top. It's lucky they don't put the garlic bread through the Dom Pizza Checker. No, the famous Dom Pizza Checker. Because their cheese is half full. There is the, there is a whisper of the idea of cheese on top. I reckon there's a lot of burnt cheese on a tray somewhere. Yeah, there's a little bit on the side there. I don't know how they just flipped right off.

And I also, but the pizza was not very well done. The pizza looked good, but was actually not very nice. I, um, I, I feel very sorry. That's strange, because Dominos only make good food. We love Dominos. Our friend Don May. A mentor to us? I would say a mentor at the business world.

We're, we're building our production company up now and to have Don as a mentor has been invaluable. But he kept just saying, just fucking don't pay anyone. Just fucking just get the franchise, tell the franchise, give the franchise as a budget, they'll fucking do the dodgy shit. Yeah, you probably, are we like Don? That's what he is. Stop it.

He's like, just fucking, I didn't do nothing. That's what he said. All those are. He didn't say any of these things. No. He said none of that. We thought it to be clear. Don May has never said any of those things to us.

Yes, that's it. That's true. Now, favorite cities on the tour. Ooh, what a fight. No, like for audience, best audience. For audience. I'll let you go first. He said Melbourne for audience. No, no, audience, best audience. For audience. I'll let you go first. You said Melbourne, for audience. No, no, for audience, mine is hands down.

Well, it's a toss between two. This is hand, if you're listening, crush your fingers as you. And please note, you were all great except for Darwin. Everyone was down the, Darwin was good. Darwin was good. Darwin was good.

One Perth Knight had some concern at that. Yeah, one Perth Knight. That was just a little joke about Darwin. Darwin were very, it's very hot over there, I understand. I mean, we know you're listening guy from Darwin. Yeah. Well, the person from Darwin that was there. No, Darwin was great.

It was just, he said, all right, check it out. It better be better than rugby. All right, so from Darwin, that was our Darwin shot. So man, it was in a lagoon, and it was one man. Go, it was better be bloody better than the rugby and he was just drinking mitties be drank so many mitties there he was still very fucked up and he was drinking mitties just drink half the amount of full strength to be at and some water what did he say he said oh see in a crocodile yeah he was not well my favorite also the most surprising we will

I'm gone you would say will and gone yeah will and gone. You would say will and gone. Yeah, will and gone. He loved the will and gone. Then he said at the end of the show, he loved will and gone. Yeah, and what would you say yours was? Goldie for sure. What about you? My favourite theatre I've ever performed in is in Hobart. Oh, beautiful Royal. Hobart really.

Oldest theatre in the world. But then also Melbourne we performed in to 20 fucking 3rd 23rd people Melbourne was the biggest room so performing in front of 2,200 people 2100 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 2200 Yeah, like and so did we I worked there. We all worked there man. I worked it for much longer than than you did Yeah, I came in the two I've said six years before anyway What a great two if you came thanks for coming if we didn't get to you. I'm very sorry Hey, that was a really good recap, but also the first really

Covenant Sydney was really good as well. I shut up except for that Friday night I I've heard I remember the things you said about Sydney, the Enmore is one of the greatest venues in the world. Well, they've really done it up. It's beautiful now. I just jokingly implied Mark said bad things about Sydney and then I was going to riff about it, but I feel like. It's bad things about Friday night.

Well, I'm letting you both know we got there, we hit the time so we can stop podcasting. But no, and that's why I'm saying I can see that we've hit the time. And I don't want to leave because it sounded like very much like an aside and I would hate for someone and Sydney going, I love Mark and I love him from Sydney and then I say something like, I know what you said about Sydney and then it goes and they think, that was a real moment. Mark hates me. To the listeners at Sydney that was a joke. Mark has never said anything bad

about Sydney ever. Do you have any ominous music? Yeah, I'm going to get you some ominous music. Are you going to end on something? Well, there's just one thing that I want to say in response to what Zach just did there. Mm-hmm. Yeah, that's fair. Which I thought was really funny, but mostly I thought it was very shall we. Who's this?

To be continued. But not even to be continued. It's like for we. Yeah, it's like that. Not at the end of Avengers the first one We're gonna re cast the Potentially yeah, uh thanks for coming if you came if you didn't come Is all right and we'll see you next week for more comedy and now Tom will come and go thanks We'll usually do another episode and just before he does we'll see you tomorrow Gold Coast No, how I've to go does, we'll see you tomorrow, Gold Coast. No. How I've to go to the Gold Coast tomorrow, see you tomorrow, guys.

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