Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast Ep 307 - LAN party 7

Episode Date: May 24, 2022

In this weeks episode we have the return of LAN party and Zach is hosting Broden and Mark for a board game night. auntydonnaclub.com haventyoudonewell.com auntydonna.com/show  Join The Aunty Donna Club: https://www.patreon.com/auntydonnaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Get a legends and welcome to another rip episode of the Anti-Donna podcast. This week it's the return of LAN party and Zach is hosting Broden & Mark for a board game night. If you're loving the part ahead to anti-donnaclub.com but you can get access to the video version and heaps of bonus podcast. You listen to the honey, don't I but gas the greatest fucking book I said no will But I'm like a tank sometimes and guess we hope you enjoy the mother fucking podcast Yes, this is like probably the heavy a song. I think I've ever heard Oh My goodness

Oh my goodness. Oh. What does he make? Like what does he make when he says last resort? Sorry. When he says last resort. It's sorry. I was just listening on my personal computer to my listening on my Zoom. Yeah, nice.

Or Zoom. Zoom. Zoom. Yeah. The lyrics actually about kind of how you can get pushed to your absolute limit. That's why I relate to it. Yeah, I've been pushed to my limits several times.

And then you want to just like cut things down, cut people out. I've done that too, and I've had even bigger situations. Yeah, mine's been worse than probably... I've been in situations where I've had to fight guys at train stations, people pushed me to the limit and they make that mistake. Yeah but have you ever like had to result in your last result? Probably not. I have several times so I have had to.

I have. I have never been angry once in my life. That's probably not that hard when you experience when you get older you'll experience some of the stuff that goes on some of the richness of life. I've actually done like about 10 years of therapy. It's great because I was having dark thoughts, like almost as early as I could remember. I have dark thoughts. I think some really awful things, but that's the devil. That's what I've been told. That's the devil's name.

That's not actually my thoughts. So I just put that devil aside. I put that devil aside. I put that devil aside. Yeah, and I push I push him I push him down. I think there's um, there's a way of thinking to actually embrace one's devil And that's kind of how I go about life by embracing him accepting that there's gonna be some stuff there that makes me uncomfortable But I transcend that pretty easy. That's when you do therapy like this tune kind of makes it pretty easy to Well, we don't really believe in therapy This tune was the first song I learned the riff on so I know this song pretty sick. Yeah play it through the guitar and can play it

I know what on bass and drums and you guys play it's I know I'm a bass and drums and I know I can sing it That's really I can probably not a quick speed and I know it across board. I'm a musician as well. Oh, what do you play? I'm a classical vocalist. Oh, really? Yeah. I'm a vocalist.

I use my mouth and my language. What drinks for as an instrument? Would you get on your final exam, U10? U10 exam. I've got an A plus. Oh, that's good. Yeah, I didn't end up. They said it was the best performance that anyone's ever done at a year-ten level before.

Oh, okay, yeah. So that was the music teacher and then the judges who were the music teacher, Piano teacher, guitar teacher, Marcus Kerben. And they said that's the best vocal that anyone's ever put through the musical. The singer, the director of the musicals at the school, she can't say,

we need you for the first said, we need you. Yeah, we need you. I didn't actually, I didn't do, I didn't do you 10 music. That shows. Well, it's just because I was, yeah, no, I'm not as good as you. I just, I was asked to perform for a mega church in the US. I did a small tour with my band and I don't know. Yeah, you get that. I don't know. Yeah, I'm not as good at that stuff as you.

And that's probably why. Yeah, just they were just I needed to do it. I actually, actually got drafted into VCA high school because of my ability to be multi-instrumentimal. Oh God, I wish I was, oh gosh, sorry. I wish I was as good at like music and stuff like you guys. You're really good at other stuff. Yeah, and I mean, I'm like, thank you. We've chatted. I was actually talking to you, and that's not to say that you're not good at stuff, but I was actually talking to you. My band has chatted in on the Christian charts in the US, Portugal, Japan and Korea, and their normal charts.

We've actually done really quite well, but that A-plus, that's really impressive. I wish I was good at it. I wish I was good at it. They did the best they'd ever seen at that level. You guys are so cool. So cool. And you get angry as well. Yes, sometimes, but again, it's pretty easy to transcend if you're angry.

What do you do? I have hyper-self awareness. What do you do? I have, I have, I have self-awareness. What do you, what is it feel like when you're angry? What? What does it feel like when you're like a raging fire in Saaju, Belly? Yeah, I mean, we all get that. Yeah. We all get that and then, and then we just push it down, but what does anger feel like? Well, that, I mean, it's easy for me every time I get a bit steamed up, whether it's about, you know, you know, job, hassle, stuff. Mostly for me, it's easy for me every time I get a bit steamed up whether it's about, you know, you know, job, hassle, stuff. Mostly for me, it's girls, but yeah.

Yeah, yeah. It's always girls for me. Yeah. Well, you just said it was all the stuff that like, you know you had a job. Oh, yeah, I work. What do you do for work? Bitcoin. Are you trying to do Bitcoin?

Yeah, I'm moving, I'm trying to. What year is it? Well, it's gonna be big. Oh wow. If I have a stressful day, I love to kick back, have a beer. So I'll just sit back here and say, I'll just go, what a day. You drink beer? Yeah.

Oh yeah. I drink salts as. They're actually lower calories. You'll find actually, actually, what I find is actually, it's a bit of a taste of beer. What I actually find is that what I actually find is that it's a bit of a What I actually find is that what I actually find is that it's a Yeah, the next thing but you don't actually get the hangover because I get killed I hangover if I drink like usually usually my Get over like something like a tequila or something like that

But it's why I've switched to silks because it's actually the smarter choice me. Yeah, I've never actually I've never had all yeah, I get all I've never actually tried alcohol. I've never tried alcohol. I've never tried alcohol. I've never tried alcohol. You should have a whole lot. I have many, as a couple of Celts as I can you really get into. There's a cherry pomegranate one that I have. I wouldn't drink.

I've drunk a lot. It's bled by the time I drink it. So, oh right, because you're drinking the wine. The wine at church. So, oh right, because you're drinking the wine. The wine at church. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, right. Yeah. Did you want to play this game that you've been

hyping up about? Yeah, it's really cool. Because I know you were talking about like some of your favorite games and like tabletop games and stuff like that. And this is a game I got my past church. He was selling them. He's a part owner in the company.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. My favorite game is probably actually doing maternal, which I've finished on the hardest difficulty with permadeath. It's a bit of fun. A bit of fun. A bit of fun. Yeah, it's really fun. Yeah, did you do it on Ultronight, man? Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, finished that.

That's so cool. Finish that up. How many runs did it take you? Oh, county runs it at the table. One or two, yeah. You got it done in your second run. Yeah, it was fun, it's cute. Oh wow. I actually found it quite challenging.

And so it surprises me that you would have. I'd love to check out your playstation. Absolutely, come over anytime. Yeah. You'll see it, you'll see mine. I'm sure I will. I'll just see it. I think not many people have done it,

but once you figure it out, yeah, I've done it. Yeah, and once you figure it out, I've done it. And once you figure it out. What would you put it down to? How did you get through it? Just skills. Yeah, most people say muscle memory, but yeah. All right. Sorry, what were you saying about your fat dad? I meant that.

I'm actually OK with you guys interrupting me. It doesn't have a... The devil in my brain, he gets really mad and and he he he wants to hurt you both All right, he wants to hurt you for disrespecting me But I just put him put him down put him away And it's a cup compartmentalizing yeah, okay sure I call it prayer, but you know whatever you want to call it Sometimes I black out and he takes over for a few days.

Oh, what? Really? So this game, this game here is basically we are all playing like soldiers of a type. And we're playing soldiers and we have to, we start in the... They modern warfare soldiers are we're talking historical like the Spartans or the Persians or Roman Roman centurions or... No, they're modern soldiers of a type. Yeah, and they're just basically trying to sort of take the whole map.

I won't go into like details of the, like we'll just play more the mechanics of the game, but they're just basically trying to take the whole map. What is the mechanics of the game, but they're just basically trying to take the whole map and the name of the game, because I feel like maybe I've played it before. It's called, Soldiers of God, the Evangelical Mission.

I've not played that. I haven't played that, but I think I have played it. Got a bit similar. Yeah, it's a little bit like God of War. I haven't played God of War, but I think it's a little bit like that. Yeah, that's actually a PlayStation exclusive game made by Santa Monica Studios Actually kind of confused as hell

That would tie into a board game that actually has elements of risk and maybe you haven't heard of when you when you're literally Well, you're fair at canon. Do you know canon? Yeah, I'm glad aware of canon So canon is when something's can on the cool and it expands across that like Simpsons movie, Simpsons TV show, Simpsons video game. Yeah. Do you understand? Yeah, I do understand, yeah.

Have you seen the Simpsons? Yeah, I love it so much when Moe makes the drink that's on fire. That's so fun. Yeah, it's five minutes. Yeah, it's five minutes. What are the replays? Yeah, well that's my favorite one. So he makes the drink. Have you seen funny. Yeah, it's five minutes. What are the reflames? Well, that's my favorite one.

So he makes the tree. Have you seen it? Have you seen it? And what's fire on it? And what because Homer makes it, and then most deals it from him. And then... I feel like you've seen one episode in a friend's house. There's another bit that I love where Homer is the phantom of the opera, and he's like,

oh, you want the flaming mo recipe. Well, that's all you, that is all from that one episode. Yeah, I think it's so funny. Season three and spider pig as well. I love spider pig. Yeah, with all the spider pig. Spider pig, spider pig. I love the simpsons so much.

I love spider pig and flaming moes. Yeah, what's your favorite episode of the simpsons? God, how do you choose? Yeah. Push came to shove. Push came to shove. I'm gonna say, home is triple bypass. It's one of the classic mountains.

With the triple bypass, yeah. What happens there? He gets the triple bypass. All right, chicks out. Yeah. The one where you crush the crown. I love crush the crown. Clown. Clown, I out. Yeah. The one where you crush the crown. I love crush the crown. Clown.

Clown, I mean, clean. Fakes own death and takes on the persona of Rory B. Billows, pretty sick. Ah, okay, sure. Have you got any food, men? Do I have food? I can check. Yeah.

I can check. It would actually be great to have some snacks. If you've got some sneakers pods. Or if you've got something like that. Yeah, I'm not doing lollies for land So we don't have any lollies. We don't have to go for them. We can just have them now. Yeah, no, but we don't have any lollies I don't I don't we don't have any lollies But we have yeah, um fish sticks. Yeah, there's Doritos 3D No, you're in three Doritos 3D that came out of your pocket. Yeah, I love them.

I love them so much. Actually, but I've had turtle chips. If you've ever had those. Oh, yeah. They're turtles. Have you guys had spicy twisties? No. Are they so yummy?

Should we have spicy twisties? Should we have spicy twisties? I don't have them here. Should we have spicy twisties? I don't have them here. I don't have them here. I don't have them here. Well, no, I'm not allowed to have them at the moment.

I've, so lollies I've given up for Lent, but I'm not allowed to have anything, anything like any fun food. Yeah. Just because I, so you know how Tally shows, sometimes they run over. Uh-huh. So I was watching, I was watching Becker,

which A, I shouldn't have been watching anyway because he's really rude to him. Becca is one of the worst. I think Becca is so funny. I think Becca is so funny. I think he's a little bit rude. Why is Becca funny? The way he, just the way he is so rude and graph and the way that he was in love with one bartender and then it changed to another bar Yeah, yeah, I think you're thinking of China of other cheers It has the same no no becker is he he goes to a diner and

But anyway, I it went over you know how sometimes they go over it went over by five minutes So when passed my bedtime So because I didn't I didn't check if that was okay with dad, I'm not allowed to eat. Were you punished? Yeah. Yeah. And also I'm not allowed to eat corn chips.

Do you have McCain's pizza pocket, cheese and bacon full packs? No, I have fish sticks and white bread. I have fish sticks and white bread, and I think there's some tartare sauce in the fridge because it is lent and we do not eat meat. Do you have, um, am I just order a pizza?

Yeah, I can probably see what a pizza with my mobile phone. Dominoes is now a chain so we can order them, they're taking over pizza. Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's do it. Puff pastry crust, stuff crust. That's it, my guys. Making love as pizza. They can make them, making them, making them cheeseburger.

Do they have like a seafood pizza? Are you not eating meat for 9th as well? No, I'm not eating meat at the moment. All lollies. All lollies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. What's the wheat, none of us eat meat?

Oh, really? Yeah. Well, some. All right. What's the wheat none of us eat meat? Oh really? Yeah. Well, some on Fridays, but but that says that. Where do you get the devil's children? How do you get your 200 grams of protein a day? What's that? You only eat protein a day. I don't know what that is. Excuse me? Are you only eating 200 grams of protein a day? That's huge amount. 12 eating 200 grams of protein a day. That's huge, man. You're mungus, man. It's like, how much do you eat?

I'll just like more, but like how much more protein? Between 800 and 900 grams of protein a day. No, I'm not. Tree grams. There's nothing. I looked at what like a normal person was doing and I was like, that's just not enough for me. Are you going to the toilet? At all.

Not as much as are you two. Definitely. When was the last time you did a poo? Week and a half ago. What? How are you getting that protein? Um, I'm just fields of chickens. Just eating the fields of chickens.

I'm kind of doing a Tom Hardy, Tom eating fields of chickens. I'm gonna do with Tom Hardy. Tom Hardy. Try to get the bulking of Bain. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What? Tom Hardy. In Bain. I love Tom Hardy.

Yeah. Is that him in Bain? He told me that Batman or he told me that Bain. No, in Bain, the Batman. He's either one behind the mask going, going, oh yeah, I see what's happening. So actually, Bane has been betrayed in the Batman films, actually Batman and Robin.

That's why, you know, but I'm sure you meant, I'm sure you meant. Yeah, I'm sure you meant, and I was weird back, we were just discussing how I'd said Batman Robin you said Batman forever I said Batman. So Batman Robin stars what happened here is what's happened here? No, Alicia Silverstone What's actually happened to end it's Batman Robin. She plays back. Oh, that's what I said Alfred's niece They changed the they changed the they changed the character quite a lot because traditionally the first back girl is Babagorin, Babagorin, Babagorin, James Gimgordins, Dora.

So actually what's happened to you Zach is you have mistaken the bane that is portrayed in Batman and Robin the Joe Shoe Market Film. The film that is a credited, is killing the franchise. And he, that is a different interpretation of the character band and actually one that's actually not that accurate. I thought it was really fun. I liked the phrase, man. Oh, it's actually, it's absolutely become a camp classic

in the years that's passed. And that absolutely has its spot in cinema history. So there's more than one thing. Yeah, if you want something a little more serious, a little more grounded, something that's gonna target your heartstrings as well as some. Oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh.

As well as really quite bring the action and actually make you feel the world of Batman in a way, chance you haven't before. Then I would highly recommend Christopher Nolan's third film that closes out his Batman trilogy called The Dark Knight. Is that the one where they make a false idol at the end? They make like a really big statue of Batman. Think you have Guy Sebastian. No, no, I'm talking about the big statue of Batman.

You're thinking of Australian Idol with Geyser Bastion, who is so cool. I think Geyser Bastion is so cool. I think he's so cool. I was a fan of his before Australian Idol. You like him? Yeah. He's a really cool guy. I went to Sydney to see him. I know, friends. I do know him really. I think he's so cool. I love his afro. Yeah. No, I'm talking about that. Don't they make a statue and worship Batman at the end? Well, it's not a worship thing.

They just want to not fall in love. They want to, they wish to honor the sacrifice that was born from what I've read to say for you. They worship at the altar of the Batman. I wouldn't say that it's a worship. And I think you need to just shut, shut it. I would be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the offensive to my beliefs and to who I am. But when you're in my house and you talk about those things and it's very disrespectful and I just think I would rather if we just moved on and played the game and stopped talking about this Batman.

I see what you're coming from. As an agnostic I respect that and I respect you. Well, yeah, I'm an atheist because I deny all Existence and I'm not doing what agnostic means. Yeah, I do actually know what agnostic means It means that you don't believe in God because you have not seen any proof of it But if you were to see the person who I'm open to it I've got a burn in hell and I just would rather play the guy But I just play this tabletop game. I'm not what I think about. You're a... I'm a little bit squeezing your hands so hard. I think blood is coming in your palm.

Yeah, right. It's just something I do when the devil talks. It's just an interesting thing. I've never experienced anger in my life. I want to read it. I'm concerned about your strange mood swings. Yeah. But that's only a percentage of how concerned I am about you eating 900 grams

of protein. That's like lethal. It's a lethal amount. He makes me do that as well. It's just a way to prepare myself for when I do decide to eventually go to the zoo. You cumulatively, like 60 kilos. Yeah, I'm 58 kilos. Yeah. And so I'm trying to get to my goal weight of 165. Well, he's bulking. Yeah, I'm cultivating mass. Yeah.

I've been on the diet. He's been putting me on the diet. I've been struggling to eat all the chicken. It's a lot of fish. But he's been my personal trainer. We both go to the local leisure center. And he teaches me how to do waste. What are you doing?

You know, a lot of free weight stuff. A lot of machine work. A lot of, you know, a lot of crossfit. We're doing a lot of mixed martial arts on top of that as well. A lot of crossfit, we're doing a lot of mixed martial arts on top of that as well. A lot of... If I rang that place and asked if you came in ever, what would they say? Good luck getting their number, it's quite explosive. It's delicious and tough.

The delicious end time. Actually, yeah, it's kind of like the magic castle in LA. You actually need to know a fucking nerd. The delicious end time? Yeah, you actually need to know a fucking nerd. The leisure center? Yeah, you need to know someone to get in, so. No! Yeah, and I met someone on Tinder. I met someone on Tinder.

You want Tinder? Yeah, of course, of course I'm on Tinder. Oh my goodness. I'm not on Tinder. That's amazing. Yeah, it's great. What's Tinder like? Tinder's like the wall wall rip, where's the dating man?

Are you on Tinder? No, that doesn't surprise me. It takes a lot of courage to put yourself out there like that. Wow. That's what I've actually had to look at. I've never had to use it on a Tinder at this point. I've had to... Well, I actually use it as like sort of like a supplementary car.

I was scared about the system. For me, it's more like a standard car.ary car. I was a dad about to stop. For me, it's more like she's dad about to be a child of light. You get it to boss? Yeah. How old are you? Well, I was in a stuff with my family.

14, 15. 14, 15. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is I'm a real father. And you go to boss? Yeah, I ourselves with your family and stuff. I have full meal. I can be.

Like, pokey. You had a full meal in your left half of the meal. And that's how you make women. Well, you're having nuggets and chips with your feet. And you're on TV. Yeah, I'm actually on Tinder. And I make women out. That's so interesting.

In a similar way to Broden does most of them are 40, 45. Oh, I think that's okay. Well, you know, it's like I'm just, what can I say? I'm into Cougs. Do they know your feedback? Steve Cougan. Yeah, I've been to Steve Cougan times. Well, I wish I could be as cool as you go.

Obviously, it's just me and I know all the stuff I do at Ventures. I just think just private school girls. Yeah, nice. Yeah I've had my I've had my fair share of those I'm I was meeting on the train is you coming in So I find they're always looking for relationships wanting to like time it down Yeah, not these ones actually that's just not for me I'm these girls take what they get with it with me. So like you know date, you know, one night stand whatever So just like you know, they take what they can get for me. So like, you know, date, you know, one night stand, whatever. So just like, you know, they take what they can get. Well, for me, this is very cool. Yeah, I agree. That's why I'm always about open communication. I always have that. I'm that too. I'm like

that as well. Right. Right. Should we play a, I'd love to play that. So I also just like to say before we begin, I think the reason why I think Becca fails as a sitcom is because they're taken. Well, you said it was funny. No is because they're taking... You said it was funny? No, no, I never said it was funny. I just didn't get to... I've just been holding on to this and I needed to say my piece because I feel like we were discussing Becca. But not in a way that I thought was a way that actually broke down what was wrong with it. That was very surface. This is my top five funny shows.

Jack asks the series. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So he's a love Jack. So he's a one. South Park, yeah. For me, and then I think there's some really funny stuff in the West Wing.

Oh, wow. It's actually really clever writing. Yeah, Aaron Salkin wrote that. Have you seen, have you seen like, it's a lot of early Stanley Kubrick, a lot of comedy in it? Of course, of course. Yeah, wow.

I've seen all of them. And then I do media. Boston Legal. How do you do that? I love Boston Legal. I don't watch, yeah, I don't watch Soymfeld. I'm allowed to watch Boston Legal,

and I'm allowed to watch Becca, but Soymfeld, that doesn't like the fact that they don't have, like they don't work. He's like, and friends as well, oh, they just go to the, the diner or they just go to the coffee shop and it's like, well, what are they doing for work? Where's Becca? He goes to work every day. Well, that's actually not quite true. George Costanza's had many different jobs through the nine seasons of Seinfeld,

and in fact his first job was he worked in real estate, and then later on in season six he gets a job with the New York Yankees. And while at Boston Legal, there's lawyers. Oh yeah. And a lane work for the industry. And practice isn't it? It's like the practice, but funny. And Jerry actually works as a comedian, so. So basically, I'm going to be in charge, I'll read all of the rules, I'm like a bit of a father figure to you too, and you to play soldiers in a way, and basically what you need to do is you need to go out and basically win as much of the map as possible through different techniques. Like what? Just sort of like different things. Like maybe you might bring, like, so for some areas,

it might be good to bring like, you know, shelter and flower and food and those sorts of things. And other areas, it's more about, you know, appealing to, like, just being cool. Like, you might, you get things and other areas. It's more about, you know, appealing to, like, just being cool, like, you might, you get to start like a rock band in the America part of the map. It's about converting people to Christianity, isn't it?

Yeah, but, well, yeah, well, yeah. So what you're basically doing is you're going through the map of the world and you're like, helping to, yeah, well, not converting, like, just spreading the word, my word. So what I don't play God, obviously, because that would be, but I play, one of his, I play the helper,

and then we go, we start, we start in, so this is like China area up here. Yeah, so we start in Chicago, because that's where the game was made, and we just, you basically have to go out What church you what's your church called we're just Christian We doesn't have we're just I would just brought all Christian our relationship is with the Bible I don't I'm starting to feel uncomfortable. I am happy to

I'm happy to play through our round See how makes me feel but I just I'm learning in therapy through our round. You can see how it makes me feel. But I just, I'm learning, in therapy, learning to be more authentic with my own feeling and to postulate that at every given opportunity. So right now I'm feeling a little cold. Can we put the heat on? And also, yeah, and also I'm feeling a little uncomfortable. OK, cool.

Yeah, OK. If that's OK to say, which I know it is. I've got a hot date in a little bit, so I have to move this on. I actually canceled my date for tonight. My dates for tonight. I canceled one off of it. Yeah, because I actually put,

I've been on so many dates and I've not put my friends and family first and I've learned to sort of curb that behavior. But yeah, yeah. Yeah, you got it, you got it, you got it. It's good to know where your priorities are at and I'm just a little step ahead. You've got it. I've been where you've been, you got it. It's good to know where your priorities are at. And I'm just a little step ahead. I'm sorry.

I've been where you've been and trust me, man. You got a lot to learn, but yeah. What do you do? Where do you go in that? You, please let me rub, but. Oh, OK. You will get to the level where you set a good work life balance and relationship balance.

I am there already. Oh, OK. It doesn't actually sound like it is to me. If you're leaving a, you know, I try and give my friends a portion of my life but I don't give them all of it because I've got drinks to buy. Ladies to meet, bands to go see.

Adopt. I don't have any drinks to listen. I'm driving one because, yeah. I've done my hours. Yeah, I'm just waiting for the day You know, I don't have any dates tonight I'm probably gonna do stuff with a girl at church tomorrow What kind of stuff just in the toilet at church? I'm probably gonna do something nothing not Wedding is a wedding is that what it's called soaking soaking

That is a common thing. That's what Mormons do. Oh. No, you can do it. You can go up the... You can go... You know, you can put it... Ah! You can go up the... Can we? Yeah, I heard that's... From a lot of the girls I've been with,

they're like... That fur... Can you do that thing where... Your... You... Your friend shakes the bed. Yeah. You do that thing where your friend shakes the bed? Yeah. You do that?

That's more of a Mormon thing. Yeah, what's that? It's soaking and that's called. So you can't call the... Because while you're soaking, someone can do that. We don't do that. We don't do that. Mormons believe in a third testament and stuff.

You don't do bedshaking. What's that? No. But I mean, yeah. But no. How many tests? We don't do it like it's like a that? No. But I mean, yeah, but no. How many tests? We don't do it like as like a formal thing. How many tests do you have? What?

How many? What's the right answer? I'm just asking him, I guess. I'm just asking, Broden, how many tests do you have? Why do you ask? Just curious. Curious to know. The appropriate number.

Which is? Why are you so afraid to tell me how many tests? How many testicles do you have while I'm asking him I asked you so well? I have the problem out which is how many a good number and that number is See the thing you need to realize is that as you get a little older This kind of stuff doesn't matter what matters to me is my friends my family my partners My music Most people have the same like people who have testicles Most of them have the same amount of this. I'm just asking how many you have and my I'm an understand why that's a difficult question

The answer what I'm saying why is there hesitation there for you because when you get to my age this kind of stuff doesn't matter I Know it doesn't matter. I know it doesn't matter. It's just like a biology. Yeah. How many do you have? It's cute form of question, but I'm not getting any of it, too. You have two. Yeah, great.

Yeah, I have two. Really? It's interesting. What? That's interesting to me. Why? I have two. That's normal, apparently. Yeah, yeah, all right.

Why do you... No, it's just interesting. It's just interesting. I don't have three. Yeah, I have three. I have two that's normal apparently. Yeah, all right. Why do you know? It's just interesting. I don't have three. Yeah, I have three I have three do you know, but you just said you had two plus one Wow, you guys You have two Testicles I don't you guys both have three three three. I donated one That's amazing I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

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I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Well, the doctor said that to you. They said you have some of the best nuts in the world. And I went, thank you. The reason that I think we're a doctor to say. The reason I actually got through it was my doctor, who they were like, these are the most beautiful testicles I've ever seen.

You should need a third. Can we clone your testicle? So you probably actually have the one you got to probably a copy of mine I imagine because mine was kind of the prototype that they said for for extra Dr. Pardon? Dr. Dr.

Malone Dr. Raphael Malone Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know you know you know Raff you call him Raff? Oh, wow. He said mine a better. That's amazing. He would never have disclosed to you anything

about my testicles because a doctor more than a chemo is the hippocratico. Yeah. The embodiment of interesting. Interesting. Should we play your role? Well, before I forget, I have to give you back that floppy disk of pornographic images you gave me at much time last week.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And also, do you want that folder, that like physical folder of pencil drawings of nude women back? Or can I have that? I would, no, you can have the pencil drawing one to keep what I would like back is, is that folder of plastic pockets where I've gone and I've scanned magazine, hornomages that my uncle gave me at the library and color printed them out and then put them into those plastic.

You want that pocket? Yes, Lee. I lent that to him though. Oh, did you? Yeah. It makes sense that you would need something like that. It's for reference, you know, just to see what the kids are up to.

I have no use for it anymore, so you know what, you keep it. I don't need it. And yet you have it. Let's play the game. Okay, so first up, the question is, do you want to play as easy or hard? Easy. Easy? Do you want to play as easy or hard easy do you want to play as easy okay so easy who wants to go first who wants to go first me roll okay okay so you rolled five as you're playing easy you are first trying the first you need to

convert America to the ways of our Lord Jesus Christ. What did you roll? What did you roll? Five. So that means you can go anywhere on the East Coast or the West Coast. You can't go to those. Yeah, you can go anywhere on the East Coast or the West Coast. Where would you like to go? East.

East Coast? Yeah, where would you like to go? Marks the cities there. New York. New York, sure thing. Okay, Roller Dice. Okay, what'd you get? Two.

Two. Oh, you've arrived at Times Square. And you see in front of you, a person who is running a pornographic theater. They invite you into the theatre and ask you to come into the theatre. Do you want to try to convert them or do you want to try to just resist temptation? Can I watch the porn? Well, that would be resist temptation. Yeah. Resist temptation.

OK, roll the dice. What did you roll for? So because you rolled over to, you have successfully resisted temptation and you are continuing on with your mission in New York. What did you want to roll? Yeah, right. OK.

I've got six. Six. So that means you can go anywhere in South America or Europe. I'm gonna go Europe. Yeah, where would you like to go in Europe? You know in the US. Amsterdam. Well, what country is that in?

Beautiful. What country is that in? They don't only do cities in America, everywhere else is just countries or large chunks of, so Africa is one place. Yeah, right. Where do you want to go in Europe?

The country of Amsterdam. What's that? Where's that? For the...you find that you're going to Zurich. Oh, that's... I don't think that's there either. I think maybe it's Holland. Holland?

Is that in Western Europe? Yeah. OK. You have arrived in Amsterdam, in Western Europe? Yeah, okay You have arrived in Amsterdam in Western Europe a man offers you marijuana Okay, a man offers you marijuana. There's a cannot in a cake. Yeah What were you gonna say no nothing that. You offered you marijuana in a cake. As you talk to him, he tells you he was once a Christian, but left it because of his love for marijuana and cake. Would you like to try to convert him or to resist temptation?

What do you mean, oh, right. So, resistentation is basically the way it works is if you resistentation, it's a lower number Because it's just about trying to walk away So it's a lower number that you need to roll But if you try to convert him you have to roll a higher number Yeah, and then and then if you don't if you roll under that number Then you have to play resistentation

Can I can I give into temptation? No, that's not an up. Why would no that's not an option So if my only options are convert him or don't eat the weed brownie. Yeah the marijuana and a cake. Yeah. Yeah. I have it in brownies. Or try to convert him or try to... You have it in brownie. How do you have what? So I um I have a I've From California in the like in little hazelnut little bites and gummies and Yeah, it's delicious. Yeah, you don't like smoking. It's probably a bit rough for you. I like 15 a day Wow Wow 15

If you have 15 15 milligrams a day. Yeah. Don't even feel it now, it's sort of just a way of life for me. It helps me with my music. My body is a temple, so I don't do marijuana. I've eaten nothing but fish sticks in white bread for 30 days, but my body is a temple, and I don't do marijuana.

I roll the six. Six again, my mind roll. You can choose out of the two. Well, isn't it dependent on what I'm talking about? You have to, no, you have to choose out of the two then, roll. All right, I choose to try and convert him. OK, now roll again.

I roll the six. OK, well, congratulations. You convert him. That means you get two tokens and you need eight tokens to convert less than Europe. This game goes for about seven. I thought I don't think I have to go. I've got a hot date. You don't want to try and convert New York?

No, no. It's a bit of sin. It's been really fun, but I've actually got a role. What's the name? Huh? What's her name? Michelle. Michelle, yeah.

Oh, Michelle, where'd you meet her? She's going to pick me up now. Where'd you meet her? She's going to pick you up since she's running Michelle. Where'd you made it? She's gonna pick me up now. Where'd you made it? She's gonna pick you up. Yeah, she's ringing now. Where did you make Michelle? No Hockey hockey field hockey. Oh Michelle. Yeah, I know Michelle. Yeah, I know Michelle. I'm actually picking me up now. Yeah, I used to be drinking. Yeah I'll go ring to pick me up.

It is a girl. Tell her I say hi. This is my not works, so we just cut it if it doesn't work. Are you here? I'm called Mitchell Kelly. Are you here? Are you here? Meet you.

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I'm starting to think that a lot of what you've been saying that us is lies. Yeah, me too. And I've believed you. I believed you too. Now I feel like a fool. It's so funny. That's so interesting. Are the devil he's telling me hurt you? Oh no, why don't we just listen to some Boston, watch some Boston legal.

This is actually a great show. It's funny. James Vader of course from Sex Liesiza Video tape. You've seen that? What? And of course, Birko Craig and Candice Bergman from Murphy Brown. I don't know that. William Shatner from Stars Trek. That's so funny. I love how they do little quick zooms whenever they say a funny thing

We said we're like 10 minutes away. All right. All right. I'm gonna go on my day You don't have to we know we know he's taking you to the day up. Oh Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, my good l Apple cat or something to bid up scale. Oh, yeah, right Yeah, well, my good lap will cater or something to bid up scale. Oh, wow. Yeah, right. Take your Fridays, maybe a bit of maybe, groove training. Yeah, mine big ones.

Line star. Sporting globe. That's so cool. That's so interesting. Line star steakhouse. Line star steakhouse. Yeah, that's probably the lowest pay. And it's probably like eight percent of your protein intake

for the day so that you can. Well, I'm having 10 stacks. That's 80%. Yeah, it's almost there. That's amazing. That's 80%. Yeah, it's almost there. That's amazing. With a protein shake. Oh, I think it's a worry.

For you. More heart. I haven't been able to film my heart beat for quite some time. You might be dead. Yeah. All right. Well, thanks for inviting us over. It's a cool guy. It's actually pretty cool. It's really cool.

It's actually really cool. It actually reminds me of all the games that I have played in the past with my ballgame. I thought so. I thought you'd like it. It's pretty cool. Anyway. Bye. Thanks so much for coming to my house.

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