Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast Ep 308 - Party Quirks 8

Episode Date: June 7, 2022

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Get a legends and welcome to another rip episode of the Anti-Donile podcast. This week it's the Return of Everyone's Favorite Theatre Game, it's Party Quicks, this time it's Zack Stoner Guess and Mark and Brodon's turn to try and upset him. Remember, if you're loving the pod you can get access to the video version and a whole bunch of bonus episodes at ANSermaclub.com. Party quarks, no one wants to play party quarks, party quarks, party quarks, how much shall we do before the party party quarks? Party quarks, party quarks, maybe the Beatles would have stayed together if they'd play on party quarks. And that was the theme song by Jude Purl Available on Apple Music and Spotify. Do you want a boy? No? Do I want a boy? Yeah, bring me one. Bring me a boy. Bring me a boy. I want a strong boy. Yeah, it will tend to the fields
Starting point is 00:01:16 Hey, yeah, I just want one that can fit my walls a wallboy. Yeah, I want a little wallboy. I have a tall boy Oh, you do yeah, well, that's a piece of furniture. Yeah. Yeah. I'm talking little wallboy. I have a tall boy. Oh, you do? Yeah, well, that's a piece of furniture. Yeah, yeah, I'm talking about a child. Yeah. Welcome to Party Quirks. Wow. A series where we, uh, it's a game. I'm not going to explain it.
Starting point is 00:01:36 If you don't know, go back and listen to another one. Yeah, fuck you. Zach, you're out. Hop out, buddy. What's this game? What is it? You know, you know, you know. I'm being like the audience. I'm being like the...
Starting point is 00:01:47 You know what it is. We've been playing it for 10 years. It's a theatre sports game. I'm not going to explain it to you. You go out of the ring, out of the party, and then we have these heightened characters that you have to guess. I'm not going to have to... I know, it's not even worth explaining, but they're layered and there's sometimes very difficult to guess.
Starting point is 00:02:04 Guys, guys, I was about torturing you. I was just joking. I know party quirks. I know that it's a traditional improv game, but we get out of the gasses. Get out. No, because you've got to get out. Now you've disrespected Brod and a knife. You just use deception as a tool.
Starting point is 00:02:18 Yeah. That's gaslighting. Get out. And that's the kind of self-confidence you need when you have toxic people in your life. Listeners, you need to be able to set your boundaries. Hey, you do that. Hey, don't fucking talk to me like that. Hey, don't take that fucking tone with me. That was an example. Yeah, I don't mind if you talk to me like that because I'm scared.
Starting point is 00:02:37 You got a roof! Oh, look at that energy. He's been a suck. Um, now, here's what your character traits are. Mark, okay. I thought it was. That's a bad. He can still with it. Can you hear this? Can you hear this? He said yes. I don't know if you can... I don't know if the microphone is picking up Zach. Can you hear this?
Starting point is 00:03:03 No. Oh, he can, because he... Can you hear this? No. Oh, you can, because he... Can you hear this? He's gone. I heard the door close. Can you hear this? Can you hear this? Can you hear this?
Starting point is 00:03:11 Can you hear this, brother? Can you hear this? And this young girl. Can you hear me? Oh, yeah. That's enough of that. Now, Mark, are you familiar with, are you familiar with slipknot? Yeah, yeah, very much so.
Starting point is 00:03:32 So what's all the names of everyone in the band, the original lineup? You got Corey, singer. I'll accept that, even though we both know he's not the original lineup, but the main lineup. Go on. What do you mean, oh well, yeah, I'm like, I'm sure, Sean was singing. He was the, who's clown. Hey, you got, what's wrong? What do you look for? I thought, I didn't know.
Starting point is 00:03:52 I thought, I didn't know. I'm misplaced his coffee. Listen, as at home, there are a couple different coffee cups on the table. Brodom wasn't sure what was going on. Couldn't find his, you found it. Let's happy ending. Happy ending, not at a massage.
Starting point is 00:04:06 You were to say let's cut this, I think we embrace it. Alright, I mean it doesn't matter, people tend to fucking listen anyway, regardless of the quality. Imagine the things we've cut, and we have cut, but you'll never know. You'll never know. But imagine, now. So, are you familiar with Slipknot? Yes, so.
Starting point is 00:04:23 Corey, Sid, Sean, Craig, Chris. You could be making these up, I don't know. Joey, Mick, and the other guitarist, I can't believe I can't fucking... It starts, I believe his name starts with Jay, and he's also in Stone Sour and he's fucking what the fuck is that kind's name? Jim Rude? Jim, Jim starts with Jay, and he was... So you say it again? Corey Singer. There's like a metal band from the 90s who still played to me. There are metal outfit, there's eight members.
Starting point is 00:05:08 They wear masks, you know them. Yeah, anyway, say this, so quarry. I listened, when I heard that first album, something that's first album, I was 11 years old, changed my life. Yeah. Was the first piece of art. You grew your beard that day. I grew my beard that day, and my balls dropped.
Starting point is 00:05:23 I saw a big day out 2005, I saw Sleep Night and John Bustler. Together I went to see John Butler and then I slept in it number four and I went home and I bought the album. One eclectic music that's called Subliminal Versus. From acoustic to electric guitar I would say. Now go, come on. Corey, Cigd, DJ, Joey, Rest in Peace, Drama, Craig, Samples, Sean, percussion, Chris, no longer in the band, percussion, Mick, guitar, Jim, guitar. Right. So you need... Oh, fuck. I forgot the bass player. Yeah, who died? Yeah, who passed away.
Starting point is 00:06:06 Um, uh, Paul. Paul. Paul. So, is that nine members? Okay, whatever. That you've got, oh, it was eight. You've gotta say, you've gotta make him say all of that. Oh, so you're all of them and he's gotta say your Chris Jane Paul, Pim, Pim, Pim,
Starting point is 00:06:22 10, right? Oh, no. Do I tell him I'm Slipknotim-Tam, right? Oh no. Do I tell him I'm Slipknot? No, he, but he has to. I think just like remove Slipknot. Yeah. You're the members of Slipknot.
Starting point is 00:06:33 I'm the members of Slipknot. And the original one I don't think you need him to say is you are. Cririto, you're the only thing. And the nine. Does he have to say? And even though this eight members, you've got to say no. No, I swear to God. One is fictional.
Starting point is 00:06:43 I swear to God, I always thought there was eight. No, no, no, no, there is none, because it's one to eight and zero as well, can't. So there is nine members, you've got none of those. And you've got to go, there's actually eight, but there's a fictional ninth, even though there is nine. Yeah, you've got to make him say there's eight, but there's a fictional ninth.
Starting point is 00:07:00 And so, what? What? And on top of this. And on top of this, you're trying to swing him around to buy a Havill Jolly on. A what? Havill Jolly on. I don't know what that is. Great, so that's your...
Starting point is 00:07:13 No, I'm what? A Havill Jolly on. I'm trying to... He doesn't want to buy a Havill Jolly on. You're a Havill salesman, and you're like, I you'd have to be great in a Havill Jolion. I think, for my mental health, it would be good to know what a Havill Jolion is. Do you want me to tell you what Havill Jolion is?
Starting point is 00:07:33 I guess you're not playing the game. Havill is a Chinese manufacturer of car. They're making a big play into the Western markets in Australia. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're a very well-designed car for a very reasonably priced car. They're in the range of a Kia, Hyundai, but very cheap, like $10,000 cheaper at the moment. They've taken the Range Rover designer of cars, they're trying to get into the Australian market,
Starting point is 00:07:59 have all Jolly On. Jolly On is the smaller of the two, sort of like, they've got to be a family as you get as a smaller version. and price-wise is like 30,000 for a brand new driver way all right great for a Jolly on Yeah for a Havill Jolly on I will forget Those words yeah, and then you fucked yeah, um all right trying to swing him around the by Havill Jolly on All right separate to use look that's separate to being slip night allnot. All the members of slipknot got to get him to go through them all. Can't mention slipknot. Original nine members. All right. Great. You are a TV unit at IKEA. Oh, I just go on in there. Did you? What was the stock home?
Starting point is 00:08:45 You got the stock home. Beautiful, beautiful piece of furniture. Yeah. All right. I'm not sponsored by this. I'm sure it is. You're not the stock home you bought. You're the stock home that you saw on display.
Starting point is 00:09:01 On display. On display, who is Big Antidonna fan? The stock home is Big Antidonna fan. The stock home unit is big anti-donna fan. The Stockholm is a big anti-donna. The Stockholm unit is a big anti-donna. Yeah. And it saw you and it saw you and I was like, and wanted to say hi, but couldn't because it can't, it's an inanimate object.
Starting point is 00:09:18 So you don't want me to talk? Well, because inanimate object can't think, feel, see, touch, discuss, love, dream. I think, uh, I think you, I think you can talk, but when you talk, um, the, your draw, like your, one of the draws is the mouth and it opens up and down and every now and then natural falls out. Okay.
Starting point is 00:09:43 Can I ask a question? So I can talk, but can I think? No. So that's what he asked the guess. He asked the V-Lay. You talk, but you can't think. And how do I think that? How do I think that's exactly?
Starting point is 00:09:57 I don't know. Exactly from Arniedonna. Well, Broden from Arniedonna. So you've seen yourself. But how did I think? How did I create any opinion on the actor brod and you're the one who must. That's on try to work for you.
Starting point is 00:10:08 But try this idea through performance. Okay, I cannot think though, but I can speak. You cannot think. What about sky news? Very nice. And also when you're not at IKEA, you're a manker for sky news. Okay, great. Yeah, you have your own show about anti-backs.
Starting point is 00:10:28 You have your own little anti-back segment. Oh, great. Yeah. Yeah. Alright, so I'm a stock home on display at Richmond IKEA. I have no, I cannot feel and think, but I can speak. But you can speak. And I saw Brod and looking at me from Arnie Donner and I know Arnie Donner, despite the fact I cannot know correct and I have a nightly sky new segment About anti-vaccination. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and there's a pine and there's a hope that that Broden would be flying in me There's a pine in you. There's a pine and a pine and a hope hoping that Broden would have bought a Stockholm
Starting point is 00:11:03 But you'll never know. Yeah. Alright, I'll ring Zach. Alright, yeah, and I'm, alright, I'll go and mine. This is going to be impossible. I'm concerned. Bro, then hi, how are you, man? Zach, your guests are awake.
Starting point is 00:11:20 Oh, wow. That's so exciting. Thank you so much. Oh, we'll see you soon. Alright, see you later, mate. Bye. Just spoke to him. He's on his way. Great.
Starting point is 00:11:42 Who's you get up much on? Get up too much on the weekend. I've switched to tennis. I've got an air fron. I didn't ask for your life story. Well, you did the life of my week. All right, here comes Akis. He's walking in.
Starting point is 00:11:58 He had a hair in his bun. This isn't burdened right now. He's taking it down. I can't speak when you're not around. It's not good when there's nothing to riff on. You need to be crazy low-cat like me. Boys. Frightened Can I request some music for my party?
Starting point is 00:12:18 Yeah. Let me just, I don't know the name of it. I just came up on my Spotify the other day. And I thought it was a vibe. So I think these parties are always a little boring. Until the guests arrive, that's for sure. Yeah. The things get really exciting.
Starting point is 00:12:33 Okay, I'm sure this is a thing. All right, so... No, it's not. It's an EP, I believe. It's called Conspiracy Part 2. From Gasephelstein. Gasephelstein. New?
Starting point is 00:12:50 Yeah, you fan? I'm Shotoms of Fan. What genre of music is it? It's just a 12 minute song. It's an EP. Okay, all right. So you ready? Yeah, I think the 12 minutes probably equals the whole thing
Starting point is 00:13:10 All right, oh this yeah, this is right. This is the full AP. Oh, no, this is part one part two So it's part two. It's important to part two. Part two's got a bit of fucking Part one's 12 minutes and part two's yeah, this is what I'm talking about. Yeah, so what's this? Oh, do you want me to replay it every time the 12 minutes? Put on the loose. Alright. Oh, fucking we put this a little bit? Alright. Here we go.
Starting point is 00:13:31 I'm ready, party boys. Alright, let's do this. Alright. No one's at the party, that doesn't matter. I got waters. Alright. Anyone here coming up a party? I'm vibing out the front to be honest.
Starting point is 00:13:50 It's fucking pumping man. Wait till you get in here. I can't fucking hear myself. Oh, oh. Hey Mark, how you doing man? Oh I'm not Mark. Oh, we're not Mark. Okay, you're not Mark. No, we're not Mark. So we got a bar, they serve waters.
Starting point is 00:14:04 That's so land. And what can we do? it's it is that all right. I can't I mean We can't engage in conversation with you. Yeah, okay. I get that man. Yeah, so we got waters and that's it That's you just got water. Yeah, you know what I'm saying all right Well, let me check with let me check with all the others like I your group of people and we'll see if you want Of a group of people are I you the whole group you win. If you win over a group of people, or are you the whole group? We're the, we're the all of it, right? You invited us, so you would know,
Starting point is 00:14:29 look at all of us, look at all of us here, and we're all doing different things. Some of us, not as necessary as others, but we grow up together, we're mates, and so we keep that, we keep it all in the family. And as you fucking cross us. Okay. Unless you fucking cross us with like money or you get sick then you are out Okay, I guess you are out I guess this is maybe a hint mark
Starting point is 00:14:53 But at my party it's only good vibes man, so if you bring that fucking attitude Hey right now right now it's good vibes that stuff May or may not happen we don't know it's 1999 can't vibes. That stuff may or may not happen. We don't know. It's 1999. Can't. Okay. Broding how are you man? Oh! Oh! Sick. Alright. Whoa!
Starting point is 00:15:16 Alright, so you've got your hands into laced and when you speak, when you speak this sound, it pushes out. Oh, I know he's deflated. No, he's not deflated. Did you get past the sniffer dogs that came in? Oh! Okay. Yes!
Starting point is 00:15:36 Okay. Do you add break? Oh, I break? And we're back. Back in my party, I wrote in there some waters. If you have any trouble at all, there is no judgment from the security or the paramedics, okay? All right, okay, let's get started. I don't know what this is. I don't know what this is and I suspect they never will yeah Let's uh hey, you know what I would I would like you to you got to talk to all of us right there's so many here
Starting point is 00:16:03 And you're not you're not you're just vibing I know you're vibing out to all of us, right? There's so many here. And you're not, you're just vibing. I know you're vibing out, and I know you're dancing right now. I'm listening. I'm a little flustered. I'm just, and you know this guy, right? He's got the name of like a hot little boy. Can I speak to him?
Starting point is 00:16:17 You know what, you know what? Can I speak to him? Yeah, sure, hi. Hi, okay, so am I speaking to you right now? Yeah, yeah. This is some sort of, a joke. A joke there. Hi, okay, so my speaking... Oh! Yeah. You right now? Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is some sort of... It's no there.
Starting point is 00:16:27 Oh. You speak? Ooh, if Norken. That's Swedish. Oh, hold on, I got some... Is there anywhere I can put my stuff? If Norken... Oh, I'll just put it in here.
Starting point is 00:16:36 Norken? Yeah. It's like a palikin type thing or a pouch. Norken? F- eh? Norken? Norfballfund? Snort? type thing or a pouch. Sniff, sniffin, sniffin, norfbalfund, snort, snort. It's so great that you're here and you got out because usually, yeah, sorry. All right. Okay, so for the listeners, he's Okay, so for the listeners, he's... There's sort of a now...
Starting point is 00:17:06 What was originally more of a... In-an-out kind of opening, like an expanding... Now has become more of a top flap, like a... Nooo! No puffin! Nor-a-for-fin! You know what I love about... Cinnamon Roe! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, okay, so IKEA, you are a piece of IKEA furniture. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:49 Are you a specific one? Yeah, yeah. Are you something that has storage? Are you like a couch or something that has storage? I couch that has storage. Oh, man, you got to get on board. So IKEA has many storage options, beds, couches, you just lift them up and you can We're not sponsored by IKEA by the way. And so you're not you're not like a thing that wouldn't have storage
Starting point is 00:18:12 Traditionally, so maybe a desk or are you a storage thing? Yeah Do you know what I mean like so? IKEA sometimes has things that have some extra storage because it's designed for that sort of European living. Yeah. Yo! But this is not that, this is a thing that is for storage.
Starting point is 00:18:33 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Okay. Kitchen. No. Okay.
Starting point is 00:18:41 No. Bathroom. No. All right. Bedroom. No. Home office. Okay bathroom no all right Bedroom no office no Could go in a bedroom depending on the stars of the bedroom living room Living room my god what could it be? All right, so
Starting point is 00:19:07 Could go in a bedroom more likely to go in a living room? Are you a poof? Excuse me. What did you say? A poof. Excuse me. No, no, no, no, no, no. So if there are any international listeners, that's what we call a footstool here in Australia, footstool.
Starting point is 00:19:24 Okay, but also an ottoman. It's only an ottoman, but it's only that's only an offensive term anyway, so Broden I'm here too. I'll come back to you buddy. Broden Oh Oh You're Hey, oh So you're something in Broden's living room, but go get yourself a water Oh, hey. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I thought this music would help like drive my, but it's just putting me in a trans like stay. Yeah man. I don't need to know what you are. Everyone's welcome
Starting point is 00:20:16 here. I would like you to know who he is. Well, I'll cause it there's more layers. Oh my god. Okay sure so You're not an autominer you're a TV cab You are a TV cabinet a specific one or am I good? I've got no specific one The cubic the cubic the cubic the cubic Where where is where's I? When is I here? Swedish Swedish Swedish Sweden is an interesting place What's a city's in Sweden? Oh my god. Is it Helsinki Helsinki?
Starting point is 00:20:57 Your Helsinki. No. Um, gee, we're so really failing. If you were kidnapped, you and you. Stockholm. Yeah! Oh, oh, oh! The rest. Stockholm television cabinet. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:12 Whoa! Broden. And Broden, and Broden's about to buy you? Not me, but we show. But what? We show, we show. We show. We show. Not him, but we show But what we show we show We show we show not him but we show we show Not him but we show and you make sure you eat I'm just fucking waiting to be spoken to to be honest I saw well I feel like you invited me here. I don't know
Starting point is 00:21:41 We don't know when you we don't know anyone. And you started giving me hints. I was like, I'm going to move on and you're like, fuck, good, living room can't. And I'm like, well, I can't help you. All right, that's cool. We're cool. We're having a good time. Broden, no.
Starting point is 00:21:54 No. I would at least like to be introduced to your friends. You invited me here. I don't know anyone else here. And now you've just kind of abandoned me. So are you all of Antidona's content? No, no, no, no. No, there's nine of us.
Starting point is 00:22:09 Because you said 1999. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All that, you said only good vibes. And all those toxic vibes I was talking about. Yeah. Whether they come or not, I don't know. Because right now it's 1999. We're all great mates.
Starting point is 00:22:24 Who knows where this is? You're the Spice Girls? Are they nine? Are they nine Spice Girls? Spice Girls? Are they, I think, nine. And it's in, I've heard you. I've heard you.
Starting point is 00:22:38 And it's 1990, I've heard you. Different ropes. What do you do with ropes if you're in the Navy? What? Ropes in the Navy if you're in the Navy? What? Roaps in the Navy. No. Roaps in the Navy. No. Roaps in the Navy.
Starting point is 00:22:52 Roaps in the Navy. No. Roaps in the Navy. No. What would you do with a rope if you were in the Navy? Alright, let's try and do it. Let's try and figure this out. Oh, you still got to go.
Starting point is 00:23:02 You were getting the right. No. Um, you, you, you, Broden is shopping at IKEA and you are a cabinet, a Stockholm cabinet and you wish that he would have by you but he's buying another cabinet. Yeah. Do I have to know the name of that cabinet?
Starting point is 00:23:16 Well, I think you do know the name of that cabinet. Rivic? Yvick? No, no, no, no, you've already said it. Stockholm? No. Oh, Helsinki? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no no no you've already said it Stockholm. Oh, Helsinki. No, no no no no Stockholm. Yeah, can I say you're My ID no you're to get in have you got the
Starting point is 00:23:32 Something to get in is this the next liar is this helping me with this liar? Yeah, it's the next player. Oh wow So I'm in oh you're in the next level you're in the next level But you haven't but they still you still haven't quite gotten one element over it. Okay, this will help. This will help. This will help. Okay. You, you, you. I need a vaccine passport to get into the thing.
Starting point is 00:23:54 No. No. Yeah. I mean, you do. I do, but you don't really care. You're only doing it because the government's making you. I'm no. You're a...
Starting point is 00:24:04 I'm no. You see it, Masha? You're shy doing it because the government's making you I'm no you're a I'm no hate you see You're shy Have you seen your show I want you see a show about anti-factionation stands YouTube no Spotify no Fictionation stands. YouTube? No. Spotify? No.
Starting point is 00:24:28 No, see the show. See the show. Old media. Live? No, no. Television? Yeah. Which?
Starting point is 00:24:38 Sky News? Yeah. Yeah. Have I seen you? Yeah. Are you someone from Sky News? You and Alan Jones. No, I'm a Stockholm Are you someone from Sky News? You and Alan Jones. No, I'm a Stockholm.
Starting point is 00:24:47 Ah, so you're a Stockholm. Eh. He wished I, you're a Stockholm television camera. Yeah, wish I was Alan Jackson. Is wish I, are we like riffing with the girls? Yeah, wish I was. Wish I was, wish I was, wish I was, wish I was. You got this, do I need to be a way?
Starting point is 00:24:59 You got this, do I need to be a way? You got this, do I need to be a way? You got this, do I need to be a way? You got this, do I need to be a way? You got this, do I need to be a way? You got this, do I need to be a way? You got this, do I need to be a way? You got this, do I need to be a way? You got this, do I need to be a way? You got this, do I need to be a way maybe it is much close You're so close you're so close. So you're so close if I'm on scan news and I'm anti-vaxx. I probably have no Friends and I'm a Stockholm So he's oh you've got Stockholm syndrome no, no, no, cabinet does it is an anti-vaxxer. He's on sky news
Starting point is 00:25:24 How do you think I'd have fixed the mind lane or even even even if do they even just can they even not no you got no brain yeah but if you don't have a brain What do you have in your Gotta get it? Boba gotta get it. Boba gotta get it. You say put it all together. Oh, I thought you say I'm Boba gotta get it I'm as what fucks out of it. I put it all together so you can Boba gotta get it Boba gotta get it if you don't have a brain what wouldn't you be able to do? What how? Think oh
Starting point is 00:26:04 Yes, and thus You go on sky news What the hell? Think. Oh! Yeah! And thus? You go on sky news? You're a Stockholm... Ikea cabinet... Yes. Broden needs to buy you. And he...
Starting point is 00:26:17 And what has the cabinet done when... When they've seen Broden? Wish that he would buy them. But... But also... I know him oh you know Brodum from anti donna yeah yeah that's why you wish oh for your I thought it was more about Brodum's desire to get another cabinet so intense I feel like I'm gonna vomit yeah it's fucking party man that's why I told you to eat
Starting point is 00:26:41 something genuinely making a told you to eat something like I'm getting motion sick yeah that's why I told you to eat something. It's genuinely making me. I told you to eat something. I'm getting motion sick. Yeah, that's why I told you to eat something. I'm potentially, this is the end of the 8th day. So this is so far really good. Don't worry, once it stops, I'll put, I'll start it again. You saw your, have you got me? So I'll plus you a red pen. And plus you're on sky news, you're an anti-vaxxer,
Starting point is 00:27:00 but you have to check. And if any of this is color that wasn't part of the head, it's just color, I'm adding it for fun. You're an anti-vaxxer, but you have to check vaccine for the shooting of Sky News and you have no brain. Yeah, I'll do. Yeah. I've forgotten my second.
Starting point is 00:27:16 I've forgotten. So I've forgotten. Bad place. I've forgotten. Don't worry though, I'll restart the song. So you remember? It's um. I'll test it too.
Starting point is 00:27:24 All right. Here's the thing though. I'll do the first. You remember? It's um... Oh, text team. Alright. Here's the thing though. I'll do the first, it's gonna take... Yeah, I know, oh god, you're fun. Here's the thing, here's the thing. And I'm just gonna say this, if this takes 20 minutes, Sunrise is in 10.
Starting point is 00:27:34 Uh, sorry. We wrap this up. I know it's running for the whole week. Right, of course. But I think we, we head out, we get some breakfast. I think you need to eat something, have some water. Yeah. And then we can head back in around 5pm. I just want to do that. I think you need to eat something, have some water. And then we can head back in around 5pm. I think we need to do that.
Starting point is 00:27:47 I think we need to do that. No, no, once we get this, it'll be sunrise so we can go get some breakfast. I wish. All right. If you're in the Navy, what do you do with ropes? Not them? Yeah, not them.
Starting point is 00:27:58 What kind of knots? Navy knot? What are different names of knots? Apart from the famous Navy not I'm just next to me. No way. I forgot to I'll think of it while you're doing this all right all right so We're so happy to be here. I'm so happy for you. Navy night. Yeah Navy night close Navy night pretty close a lot. This is a lot this music. All right. Hey Pretty close. Maybe not.
Starting point is 00:28:21 Pretty close. This is a lot. This is a lot. All right. Hey. Hey. Let me, I would love you to meet all of us here. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:28:30 All right. Yeah. This one has the name of like a sexy little boy on YouTube. Okay. Cool. Such as. Such as. So many sexy boys on YouTube.
Starting point is 00:28:43 Is it a specific one? No, like what's the general- Say a sexy boy name. Close. Jason, close. Jared, not a Jay. Wrong letter of the alphabet. But keep going with that.
Starting point is 00:28:55 And that, keep going with Jay. What's a short Jay name? What's a short Jay? No, a little bit longer. Same amount of letters if you were to spell it. Just go a little bit longer. Just go a little bit longer. It's Corey, you've got no No, no, no, because I was going somewhere else with this one. I'm stuck mouse. Corey. Oh, yeah, that was close to which one. No, that was no.
Starting point is 00:29:13 Right. So, I, Corey. Justin, Corey and Justin. No, no, no, no. So, oh, yeah, Corey, that's one. That's one down. There's nine. There's nine. You're on a J J a short J thing there for a little bit. I changed track J John no Jim yeah, oh, that's oh, oh, that's Jim you got What do you do to a sheep? Sean yes, yeah, that's Sean You should write this down. My goodness gracious. I love Kangaroos, but I think their little babies are much cuter.
Starting point is 00:29:51 Joey. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, just did you want to jump in? Yeah. China. I know I've forgotten. You've got a text in me, then. No.
Starting point is 00:30:02 Because I knew I'd forget the words. No, I can't. I have text in you. So we've got Corey, me then no, I knew I'd forget the words. No, I can't So we've got Corey Jim Sean Joey. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, hey This this guy always gets mistaken for someone else the same name, but that's but there that person's her name is revel Hallwood Craig yeah, yeah, we got Craig Yeah Craig. Yeah, yeah, we got Craig. Okay. Yeah. Um, uh, oh, this guy, he's vicious. Sid. Yeah, yeah, brother. This is actually it like it's fucking not gonna matter. The park. Um, all right, listen off to me. Who you got? Corey Jim, Sean, Joey, Craig and Sid, there's another one.
Starting point is 00:30:45 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm nine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This guy, this guy, he's fucking cool. Here's, hey, go through the fucking ninja turtles for me, bro. Michael Angelo. Yeah, well, God, but we don't call him that. We do.
Starting point is 00:31:00 No, even sure, don't. Mick, yes. Yes. Ah. Why are you, where have you come from Yes. Why have you come from? What planet have you descended from? I don't know, man. So go through it.
Starting point is 00:31:12 So now you know all the names. Now you know all the names. The Benderin is. The Cori, Jim, Sean, Turing, Craig, Ciden. That's your car out the front, isn't it? What? That's your car out the front. Is this a hint or is it just because I'm vibing?
Starting point is 00:31:22 I'm just asking, that's your car out the front. I don't drive. Oh, well, man should be why because man there's some good shit out there good shit in the car no there's just some good shit out there out there where there's just good shit out the world yeah driving helps me get there yeah yeah you're happy go you've only given me seven yeah, what? I'm only giving me seven have I Corey Jim Sean Joey Craig Sid and Mick oh, yeah, no, there was another one. What was the shape? Oh, no, you said the shape one didn't you? Yeah, Sean My Corey Jim, show. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, um, where is a poo Chris? Yes Chris? Yeah, yeah, right and and then on top of that um
Starting point is 00:32:30 No, the law I Don't care for this game So Oh god So, oh God, oh man, I love the Beatles, hey. This guy loves the Beatles. I think his mom named him after one of their favorite Beatles. Okay, which one? The one that does songs that are really good,
Starting point is 00:33:01 but not as emotionally resonant in the solo career. George. Paul. Yeah, Paul. Really good, but not as emotionally resonant in this solo career George Paul Yeah, punk yeah, I thought not as emotionally resonant in their soul I'm the lyrics lyrics. Lyrically not as emotionally. I would say Paul's a little more fluffy with these lyrics I think he got out all these good stuff. Yeah, you know, well, I don't really know what you're I just think you could have gone. Sorry. We're stuff. I just think you could have gone. Sorry. We're talking I just think you could have gone like the party car. Yeah, I will be very Jim Sean Joey Craig said Mick Chris Is that one too many Paul? No, no, no
Starting point is 00:33:35 Jim Sean is one of them is one of them said Mick Chris Paul One of they are real sit there. Oh, yeah, yeah, said the sloth? Are they all lost? Yeah, well yeah. Is one of them... Oh, yeah. What? Is one of them... Corin. Is eight? Is nine.
Starting point is 00:33:53 So, but one of them... Eight. No, I'm not going on here. Something here is feeling good. I think... I think maybe there's a layer of forgotten about. I think it's a layer of forgotten about. I'll keep that. What are we doing here? Well, that's what I love about it. It's right there. Fuck it. I'll keep that.
Starting point is 00:34:05 What are we doing here? Well, that's what I love about. I love this energy. You don't know. He knows. All of us. All of us. We're going to be together forever.
Starting point is 00:34:17 And you want to change that. You can be together forever. And it's 1999. And we're so full of energy. Are you a band? Are you a band? Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:28 And person bands. Which is how you name your own band. There's not a lot of those. Not polyphonic sprayers, 25. There's not a lot of, maybe not. There's not a lot of, 90-not bands. I'm gonna know the not, I'm gonna send for the not.
Starting point is 00:34:39 We went to San Francisco and we saw the Conan O'Brien sketch. Ah. There's not a lot of bands with that many people. That's not a Navy knot, is it? That's a bad knot. A bad knot? The slip knot is a bad knot. There we go.
Starting point is 00:34:56 Did I have to say all of their names was that part of it? Because if you thought that any of those names would resonate with, imagine if that was the way to hint slip knot. I don't think it's a Navy knot. Okay,, imagine if that was the way to hint slipknot. I don't think it's a navy knot. Okay, well yeah, I was just like, I'm more said that purely just because navy people do knots and we got you to knot and I thought that would do it.
Starting point is 00:35:14 Oh, right, no, if you'd said the hangman's knot, the hangman knot, I would have gone right with you. Make a note for that for next time. Next time. So that next time. Do the next layer. All right, that's your car. Is that your car?
Starting point is 00:35:27 You don't drive, that's why you don't drive. You're happy to be like. Do you want it to be my car? No, will that help you? No, no, no, I don't want it to be your car. It's very in a reality where that's my car. I don't want it, I don't want you. No, no, no, no, no going on. You're happy guys. I'm happy. Yeah happy guy happy. Are you Santa happy? I live for the weekend you live for the weekend. Santa's happy. How happy would you say Santa is?
Starting point is 00:35:58 How happy is Santa? I think he's stressed. I think you know what kind of happy is Santa? elated joyful I think he's stressed, I think he's... No, what kind of happy is Santa? Elated, joyful. Ho, ho, ho. People refer to Santa as the type of happy... Jolly! Yeah, he is. And he's off. And he's off.
Starting point is 00:36:13 He's sit, no. No, stop. Stop, come back here. Come, come, come, come, come, come. That's beautiful. You're getting something that you're doing off. You're going to fill a peanut just in here. Before I say yes.
Starting point is 00:36:21 It's not creative. Before I say yes, stay on it, please. Before I say yes, stay on it. And then listen to what I'm saying. What's not creator. It was a yes, Stey on it. It's Jolly On. It was a yes, Stey on it. And then listen to what I'm saying. What's her name? She was in the Navy. Can't. That beautiful Filipino TikTok creator.
Starting point is 00:36:31 She was in the Navy. Can't. Okay, not Jolly Beasts. No, but. Jolly. Jolly. And is he off? Jolly off.
Starting point is 00:36:39 No, he's on. Right, so what's that then? Jolly on. Yeah, and that's what you need Jolion yeah, yeah, you need one of those I need a Jolion yeah, yeah, yeah, you need one of those Jolion um Jolion Jolion when you're and let me ask you right and let me ask you Yeah, no, no, you got it. No, Kelly and Conway She's a buzzer to no you got it. You got it. You got it. Jolly on.
Starting point is 00:37:05 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You heard of one of those? No. Yeah. I may need that. But don't worry about that. That's not a layer. But right.
Starting point is 00:37:12 Yeah, Jolly on. Great. So you're a slipknot and you need to Jolly on. No, no, no, no. You need to Jolly on. OK. You need to Jolly on. OK. I'm going to continue experience.
Starting point is 00:37:22 Let's go to the dealership. The car dealership.hip yeah he's just got to do with my car outside or was that are we leaving that well it's just that obviously you're gonna buy a new one because that car is a piece of shit that's a piece of shit car so I'm getting a new car yeah yeah yeah yeah but I reckon but I can't drive or can I drive in this world? You can drive I can drive I'm driving right now we're driving to the dealership to test drive. Yeah, yeah, I've got all members of slipknot in my car the other Five are in the car behind me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah And I want you I took it too quickly and they don't know where we are I want you
Starting point is 00:38:04 Yeah, yeah, and I want you I took it too quickly and they don't know where we are. I want you Corey is messaging the clowns. Please listen to me. Hey, please listen to me over so we can get through this Yeah, but I've pulled over because the clown needs to find it. That's fine. I want you to buy this Can't I want you to buy this car when you buy this car? It you will Jolly on no you will be one with the car. No, you'll fuck the car. No, no, what's another have a baby with a car? You what? You what? Have a baby with the car.
Starting point is 00:38:33 Will you have a car? No, no, no, but you you'll want a baby with the car. Have a baby. Have the car. Yeah, right. Okay. Have a car. Right. And have a car. No, no, no, no, no, no, you'll have it. I'll have a car. Yeah, great. You'll have a car. Right. And a avocado? No, no, no, no, no, you have it. You have a car. Yeah, great. You have a car.
Starting point is 00:38:48 God, you watch Married With Children. Do I watch Married With Children? Yeah, you watch Married With Children. Do you watch Married With Children? Married With Children, no. You don't watch me to watch you. But you know about Married With Children. Yeah, I'm familiar.
Starting point is 00:39:01 I love the dad. I love the husband in that show. Yes. God, what is their name? I can't recall. Oh. Um, uh, um, uh, uh, like the name of the character. Yeah, what is that name of the character?
Starting point is 00:39:16 The lady, the woman, the one that has the, one eye in the cartoon. Yeah, the one has the one eye in the cartoon. She would say his name. Yeah. He would be sitting on the couch, frustrating her. Yeah. And she would say his name, He would be sitting on the couch frustrating her and yeah, she would say his name But I know the tone um I Just saw that oh well hell hell jolly on
Starting point is 00:39:35 Hello have L have L have L jolly on Brodie has the oh Have our jollion Bro, I'm sorry
Starting point is 00:39:53 Have our I think showed that showed the car on the top two Tom do I know I obviously think Tom was confused as the direction I was going is that what was happening? I showed the camera showing it to the camera, but that's okay Because that just gives us now time to party. But do I have it over time? You got to put it way over time and you still got to put me all together Okay, I'm gonna put you all together. But also where is the jolly on sitting the range? Shitting and all of that to mid range car the mid range the upper range the high range how much you want to pay How much you want to pay for a new car tell me what I'm wearing tell me what you think I'm gonna pay tell me what I'm wearing No, just how much I tell me what is your budget? Can tell me what I'm wearing. No, just how much, tell me, what is your budget, Ken? Tell me what I'm wearing.
Starting point is 00:40:25 You are wearing a nice suit. Okay. You're wearing a... That's not tailored, is it? No, but it's not tailored. It's not, I'm not wearing a nice. I'm not wearing dirt. You're not wearing dirt.
Starting point is 00:40:36 It's very lovely. So it's mid-range. It's mid-range, but you've gone, it was half priced at an expensive store. Not a crazy expensive store. What the hell is this? This is trying to figure out what kind of man, what kind of car the man would buy based on what he's wearing. Oh, keep telling me what I'm wearing.
Starting point is 00:40:54 So it's just like a nice suit. Well, let's say you didn't get it for half price. It's, you know, the suit. You know, the pack up, bro, and we don't do hints like we used to. The suit was like two grand, which you were happy to pay for, but you were like, that is a lot. Oh, that is a lot. You like a bugger.
Starting point is 00:41:10 I like a bugger. But I do, that is my threshold for a suit. And that's the kind of suit you're wearing. So this is not a mid-range car. Well, that's what I was going for. Well, I said mid-range. What does mid-range mean? It's a four or five time. Well, I said mid range, four or five times. What does mid range mean? Is they four or five times? What does it mean? Yeah, how
Starting point is 00:41:28 am I affordable? How much are you willing to spend? Please. I'm willing to spend $30,000. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. Actually, I've changed my mind. No! I'm willing to spend 15,000 dollars. Well then you can't get this one. I'm willing to spend 40,000 dollars. Well then great because you're gonna save some money. It's 30,000 dollars. It's not whatever I say it's perfect. It was specifically 30,000 dollars. Yes. Your slipknot and all the names of the members of slipknot, which you knew which are Corey. I'm not gonna look at my phone Corey John no Jim yes Paul yes
Starting point is 00:42:14 Sean yes Vicious Sid yes Little kangaroo joey yes We need a poo Chris yes, it's funny that this one called Chris one of those scary-looking people is called Oh, I'm Chris Revell Hall would he's not in the bed crying yes and And McCartney did you or did you say that?
Starting point is 00:42:46 You said Paul, you said that one. Well, we haven't said all nine. There's one party hasn't got any. Which one have a nice idea? This is like, oh yeah, yeah, this is really fun. Ninja Turtles! Ninja Turtles. So all of those ones from
Starting point is 00:43:04 Slipknot, which did a matter by the way, you don't have to say that. Going like we're all buying a car. Well, I'm trying to... Convin, sell me a car. Yeah. You're all selling me, trying to have our Jolly on. Uh-huh.
Starting point is 00:43:20 He must be a $4,000, $30,000 your car salesman. A car salesman made up of all of the members of them, all those names, is trying to sell me a Havald Jolly on. Whatever. Do you know the worst part about this game? Can I tell you the worst part about this game? Thank you. APPLAUSE
Starting point is 00:43:37 It's not how hard it is. That's fine. I quite enjoy it. You know, this music helped me. I got into a bit of a state. The worst part is you go to all of that effort and you'll reward at the end is, no, that'll do. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha about, you know, stop trying to get to the top of the mountain cicophers, enjoy the act of rolling up the ball. What? Enjoy the act of rolling up the ball,
Starting point is 00:44:10 let's enjoy the journey of this game. And that's what I was trying to do. And let me tell you, I'm still as fucking miserable as I was if I hadn't already. And that will. So we'll see you next week for another episode of this podcast. You've been listening to the Antidona podcast. you

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