Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast Ep 308 - Party Quirks 8
Episode Date: June 7, 2022It's party quirks 8 and it's Zachs turn to guess! auntydonnaclub.com auntydonna.com haventyoudonewell.comJoin The Aunty Donna Club: https://www.patreon.com/auntydonnaSee omnystudio.com/listener for pr...ivacy information.
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Get a legends and welcome to another rip episode of the Anti-Donile podcast.
This week it's the Return of Everyone's Favorite Theatre Game, it's Party Quicks, this time
it's Zack Stoner Guess and Mark and Brodon's turn to try and upset him.
Remember, if you're loving the pod you can get access to the video version and a whole
bunch of bonus episodes at ANSermaclub.com. Party quarks, no one wants to play party quarks, party quarks, party quarks, how much shall we do before the party party quarks?
Party quarks, party quarks, maybe the Beatles would have stayed together if they'd play on party quarks.
And that was the theme song by Jude Purl Available on Apple Music and Spotify. Do you want a boy? No?
Do I want a boy? Yeah, bring me one. Bring me a boy. Bring me a boy. I want a strong boy. Yeah, it will tend to the fields
Hey, yeah, I just want one that can fit my walls a wallboy. Yeah, I want a little wallboy. I have a tall boy
Oh, you do yeah, well, that's a piece of furniture. Yeah. Yeah. I'm talking little wallboy. I have a tall boy. Oh, you do? Yeah, well, that's a piece of furniture.
Yeah, yeah, I'm talking about a child.
Yeah.
Welcome to Party Quirks.
Wow.
A series where we, uh, it's a game.
I'm not going to explain it.
If you don't know, go back and listen to another one.
Yeah, fuck you.
Zach, you're out.
Hop out, buddy.
What's this game?
What is it?
You know, you know, you know.
I'm being like the audience. I'm being like the...
You know what it is. We've been playing it for 10 years.
It's a theatre sports game.
I'm not going to explain it to you.
You go out of the ring, out of the party,
and then we have these heightened characters that you have to guess.
I'm not going to have to...
I know, it's not even worth explaining,
but they're layered and there's sometimes very difficult to guess.
Guys, guys, I was about torturing you.
I was just joking.
I know party quirks.
I know that it's a traditional improv game, but we get out of the gasses.
Get out.
No, because you've got to get out.
Now you've disrespected Brod and a knife.
You just use deception as a tool.
Yeah.
That's gaslighting.
Get out.
And that's the kind of self-confidence you need when you have toxic people in your
life. Listeners, you need to be able to set your boundaries.
Hey, you do that. Hey, don't fucking talk to me like that.
Hey, don't take that fucking tone with me. That was an example.
Yeah, I don't mind if you talk to me like that because I'm scared.
You got a roof!
Oh, look at that energy. He's been a suck.
Um, now, here's what your character traits are. Mark, okay.
I thought it was.
That's a bad. He can still with it.
Can you hear this? Can you hear this?
He said yes. I don't know if you can... I don't know if the microphone is picking up Zach.
Can you hear this?
No.
Oh, he can, because he... Can you hear this? No. Oh, you can, because he...
Can you hear this?
He's gone.
I heard the door close.
Can you hear this?
Can you hear this?
Can you hear this?
Can you hear this, brother?
Can you hear this?
And this young girl.
Can you hear me?
Oh, yeah.
That's enough of that.
Now, Mark, are you familiar with, are you familiar with slipknot?
Yeah, yeah, very much so.
So what's all the names of everyone in the band, the original lineup?
You got Corey, singer.
I'll accept that, even though we both know he's not the original lineup, but the main lineup.
Go on.
What do you mean, oh well, yeah, I'm like, I'm sure, Sean was singing. He was the, who's clown.
Hey, you got, what's wrong?
What do you look for?
I thought, I didn't know.
I thought, I didn't know.
I'm misplaced his coffee.
Listen, as at home, there are a couple different coffee cups
on the table.
Brodom wasn't sure what was going on.
Couldn't find his, you found it.
Let's happy ending.
Happy ending, not at a massage.
You were to say let's cut this, I think we embrace it.
Alright, I mean it doesn't matter, people tend to fucking listen anyway, regardless of
the quality.
Imagine the things we've cut, and we have cut, but you'll never know.
You'll never know.
But imagine, now.
So, are you familiar with Slipknot?
Yes, so.
Corey, Sid, Sean, Craig, Chris.
You could be making these up, I don't know.
Joey, Mick, and the other guitarist, I can't believe I can't fucking...
It starts, I believe his name starts with Jay, and he's also in Stone Sour and he's fucking what the fuck is
that kind's name? Jim Rude? Jim, Jim starts with Jay, and he was...
So you say it again? Corey Singer.
There's like a metal band from the 90s who still played to me.
There are metal outfit, there's eight members.
They wear masks, you know them.
Yeah, anyway, say this, so quarry.
I listened, when I heard that first album, something that's first album, I was 11 years old,
changed my life.
Yeah.
Was the first piece of art.
You grew your beard that day.
I grew my beard that day, and my balls dropped.
I saw a big day out 2005, I saw Sleep Night and John Bustler.
Together I went to see John Butler and then I slept in it number four and I went home
and I bought the album.
One eclectic music that's called Subliminal Versus.
From acoustic to electric guitar I would say.
Now go, come on. Corey, Cigd, DJ, Joey, Rest in Peace, Drama, Craig,
Samples, Sean, percussion, Chris, no longer in the band, percussion, Mick, guitar, Jim,
guitar. Right. So you need... Oh, fuck. I forgot the bass player. Yeah, who died? Yeah, who passed away.
Um, uh, Paul.
Paul.
Paul.
So, is that nine members?
Okay, whatever.
That you've got, oh, it was eight.
You've gotta say, you've gotta make him say all of that.
Oh, so you're all of them and he's gotta say your Chris Jane Paul, Pim, Pim, Pim,
10, right?
Oh, no.
Do I tell him I'm Slipknotim-Tam, right? Oh no.
Do I tell him I'm Slipknot?
No, he, but he has to.
I think just like remove Slipknot.
Yeah.
You're the members of Slipknot.
I'm the members of Slipknot.
And the original one I don't think you need him to say is you are.
Cririto, you're the only thing.
And the nine.
Does he have to say?
And even though this eight members, you've got to say no.
No, I swear to God.
One is fictional.
I swear to God, I always thought there was eight.
No, no, no, no, there is none,
because it's one to eight and zero as well, can't.
So there is nine members, you've got none of those.
And you've got to go, there's actually eight,
but there's a fictional ninth, even though there is nine.
Yeah, you've got to make him say there's eight,
but there's a fictional ninth.
And so, what?
What?
And on top of this.
And on top of this, you're trying to swing him around to buy a Havill Jolly on.
A what?
Havill Jolly on.
I don't know what that is.
Great, so that's your...
No, I'm what?
A Havill Jolly on.
I'm trying to...
He doesn't want to buy a Havill Jolly on.
You're a Havill salesman, and you're like, I you'd have to be great in a Havill Jolion.
I think, for my mental health,
it would be good to know what a Havill Jolion is.
Do you want me to tell you what Havill Jolion is?
I guess you're not playing the game.
Havill is a Chinese manufacturer of car.
They're making a big play into the Western markets
in Australia.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They're a very well-designed car for a very reasonably priced car.
They're in the range of a Kia, Hyundai, but very cheap, like $10,000 cheaper at the moment.
They've taken the Range Rover designer of cars, they're trying to get into the Australian market,
have all Jolly On. Jolly On is the smaller of the two, sort of like, they've got to be a family
as you get as a smaller version. and price-wise is like 30,000 for a brand new driver way all right great for a Jolly on
Yeah for a Havill Jolly on I will forget
Those words yeah, and then you fucked yeah, um all right trying to swing him around the by Havill Jolly on
All right separate to use look that's separate to being slip night allnot. All the members of slipknot got to get
him to go through them all. Can't mention slipknot. Original nine members.
All right. Great. You are a TV unit at IKEA.
Oh, I just go on in there. Did you? What was the stock home?
You got the stock home.
Beautiful, beautiful piece of furniture.
Yeah.
All right.
I'm not sponsored by this.
I'm sure it is.
You're not the stock home you bought.
You're the stock home that you saw on display.
On display.
On display, who is Big Antidonna fan? The stock home is Big Antidonna fan. The stock home unit is big anti-donna fan.
The Stockholm is a big anti-donna.
The Stockholm unit is a big anti-donna.
Yeah.
And it saw you and it saw you and I was like,
and wanted to say hi, but couldn't because it can't,
it's an inanimate object.
So you don't want me to talk?
Well,
because inanimate object can't think,
feel, see, touch, discuss, love, dream.
I think, uh, I think you, I think you can talk, but when you talk, um, the, your draw, like
your, one of the draws is the mouth and it opens up and down and every now and then natural
falls out.
Okay.
Can I ask a question?
So I can talk, but can I think?
No.
So that's what he asked the guess.
He asked the V-Lay.
You talk, but you can't think.
And how do I think that?
How do I think that's exactly?
I don't know.
Exactly from Arniedonna.
Well, Broden from Arniedonna.
So you've seen yourself.
But how did I think?
How did I create any opinion on the actor
brod and you're the one who must.
That's on try to work for you.
But try this idea through performance.
Okay, I cannot think though, but I can speak.
You cannot think.
What about sky news?
Very nice.
And also when you're not at IKEA, you're a manker for sky news.
Okay, great.
Yeah, you have your own show about anti-backs.
You have your own little anti-back segment. Oh, great. Yeah. Yeah.
Alright, so I'm a stock home on display at Richmond IKEA.
I have no, I cannot feel and think, but I can speak.
But you can speak. And I saw Brod and looking at me from Arnie Donner
and I know Arnie Donner, despite the fact I cannot know correct and
I have a nightly sky new segment
About anti-vaccination. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and there's a pine and there's a hope that that Broden would be flying in me
There's a pine in you. There's a pine and a pine and a hope hoping that Broden would have bought a Stockholm
But you'll never know.
Yeah.
Alright, I'll ring Zach.
Alright, yeah, and I'm, alright, I'll go and mine.
This is going to be impossible.
I'm concerned.
Bro, then hi, how are you, man?
Zach, your guests are awake.
Oh, wow.
That's so exciting.
Thank you so much.
Oh, we'll see you soon.
Alright, see you later, mate.
Bye.
Just spoke to him. He's on his way.
Great.
Who's you get up much on?
Get up too much on the weekend.
I've switched to tennis.
I've got an air fron.
I didn't ask for your life story.
Well, you did the life of my week.
All right, here comes Akis.
He's walking in.
He had a hair in his bun.
This isn't burdened right now.
He's taking it down.
I can't speak when you're not around.
It's not good when there's nothing to riff on.
You need to be crazy low-cat like me.
Boys.
Frightened Can I request some music for my party?
Yeah.
Let me just, I don't know the name of it.
I just came up on my Spotify the other day.
And I thought it was a vibe.
So I think these parties are always a little boring.
Until the guests arrive, that's for sure.
Yeah.
The things get really exciting.
Okay, I'm sure this is a thing.
All right, so...
No, it's not.
It's an EP, I believe.
It's called Conspiracy Part 2.
From Gasephelstein.
Gasephelstein.
New?
Yeah, you fan?
I'm Shotoms of Fan.
What genre of music is it?
It's just a 12 minute song.
It's an EP.
Okay, all right.
So you ready?
Yeah, I think the 12 minutes probably equals the whole thing
All right, oh this yeah, this is right. This is the full AP. Oh, no, this is part one part two
So it's part two. It's important to part two. Part two's got a bit of fucking
Part one's 12 minutes and part two's yeah, this is what I'm talking about. Yeah, so what's this?
Oh, do you want me to replay it every time the 12 minutes? Put on the loose.
Alright.
Oh, fucking we put this a little bit?
Alright.
Here we go.
I'm ready, party boys.
Alright, let's do this.
Alright.
No one's at the party, that doesn't matter.
I got waters.
Alright.
Anyone here coming up a party?
I'm vibing out the front to be honest.
It's fucking pumping man. Wait till you get in here.
I can't fucking hear myself.
Oh, oh. Hey Mark, how you doing man?
Oh I'm not Mark.
Oh, we're not Mark.
Okay, you're not Mark.
No, we're not Mark.
So we got a bar, they serve waters.
That's so land. And what can we do? it's it is that all right. I can't I mean
We can't engage in conversation with you. Yeah, okay. I get that man. Yeah, so we got waters and that's it
That's you just got water. Yeah, you know what I'm saying all right
Well, let me check with let me check with all the others like I your group of people and we'll see if you want
Of a group of people are I you the whole group you win. If you win over a group of people,
or are you the whole group?
We're the, we're the all of it, right?
You invited us, so you would know,
look at all of us, look at all of us here,
and we're all doing different things.
Some of us, not as necessary as others,
but we grow up together, we're mates,
and so we keep that, we keep it all in the family.
And as you fucking cross us.
Okay. Unless you fucking cross us with like money or you get sick then you are out
Okay, I guess you are out I guess this is maybe a hint mark
But at my party it's only good vibes man, so if you bring that fucking attitude
Hey right now right now it's good vibes that stuff
May or may not happen we don't know it's
1999 can't vibes. That stuff may or may not happen. We don't know. It's 1999. Can't. Okay.
Broding how are you man? Oh!
Oh!
Sick. Alright.
Whoa!
Alright, so you've got your hands into laced and when you speak, when you speak this sound,
it pushes out.
Oh, I know he's deflated.
No, he's not deflated.
Did you get past the sniffer dogs that came in?
Oh!
Okay.
Yes!
Okay.
Do you add break?
Oh, I break?
And we're back.
Back in my party, I wrote in there some waters.
If you have any trouble at all, there is no judgment from the security or the paramedics, okay?
All right, okay, let's get started. I don't know what this is. I don't know what this is and I suspect they never will yeah
Let's uh hey, you know what I would I would like you to you got to talk to all of us right there's so many here
And you're not you're not you're just vibing I know you're vibing out to all of us, right? There's so many here. And you're not, you're just vibing.
I know you're vibing out,
and I know you're dancing right now.
I'm listening.
I'm a little flustered.
I'm just, and you know this guy, right?
He's got the name of like a hot little boy.
Can I speak to him?
You know what, you know what?
Can I speak to him?
Yeah, sure, hi.
Hi, okay, so am I speaking to you right now?
Yeah, yeah.
This is some sort of, a joke. A joke there. Hi, okay, so my speaking... Oh! Yeah. You right now? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is some sort of...
It's no there.
Oh.
You speak?
Ooh, if Norken.
That's Swedish.
Oh, hold on, I got some...
Is there anywhere I can put my stuff?
If Norken...
Oh, I'll just put it in here.
Norken?
Yeah.
It's like a palikin type thing or a pouch.
Norken?
F- eh?
Norken? Norfballfund? Snort? type thing or a pouch. Sniff, sniffin, sniffin, norfbalfund, snort, snort. It's so great that you're
here and you got out because usually, yeah, sorry. All right. Okay, so for the listeners, he's
Okay, so for the listeners, he's... There's sort of a now...
What was originally more of a...
In-an-out kind of opening, like an expanding...
Now has become more of a top flap, like a...
Nooo!
No puffin!
Nor-a-for-fin!
You know what I love about... Cinnamon Roe! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, okay, so IKEA, you are a piece of IKEA furniture.
Oh, yeah.
Are you a specific one?
Yeah, yeah.
Are you something that has storage?
Are you like a couch or something that has storage?
I couch that has storage.
Oh, man, you got to get on board.
So IKEA has many storage options, beds, couches, you just lift them up and you can
We're not sponsored by IKEA by the way. And so you're not you're not like a thing that wouldn't have storage
Traditionally, so maybe a desk or are you a storage thing?
Yeah
Do you know what I mean like so?
IKEA sometimes has things that have some extra storage
because it's designed for that sort of European living.
Yeah.
Yo!
But this is not that, this is a thing that is for storage.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Okay.
Kitchen.
No.
Okay.
No.
Bathroom.
No.
All right. Bedroom. No. Home office. Okay bathroom no all right
Bedroom no office no
Could go in a bedroom depending on the stars of the bedroom living room
Living room my god what could it be?
All right, so
Could go in a bedroom more likely to go in a living room? Are you a poof?
Excuse me.
What did you say?
A poof.
Excuse me.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
So if there are any international listeners,
that's what we call a footstool here in Australia, footstool.
Okay, but also an ottoman. It's only an ottoman, but it's only that's only an offensive term anyway, so
Broden I'm here too. I'll come back to you buddy. Broden
Oh
Oh
You're
Hey, oh
So you're something in Broden's living room, but go get yourself a water Oh, hey. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I thought this music would help like drive my, but it's just putting me in a
trans like stay. Yeah man. I don't need to know what you are. Everyone's welcome
here. I would like you to know who he is. Well, I'll cause it there's more layers. Oh my god. Okay sure so
You're not an autominer you're a TV cab
You are a TV cabinet a specific one or am I good? I've got no
specific one The cubic the cubic the cubic the cubic
Where where is where's I?
When is I here?
Swedish Swedish Swedish Sweden is an interesting place
What's a city's in Sweden? Oh my god. Is it Helsinki Helsinki?
Your Helsinki. No.
Um, gee, we're so really failing. If you were kidnapped, you and you.
Stockholm.
Yeah!
Oh, oh, oh!
The rest.
Stockholm television cabinet.
Yeah.
Whoa!
Broden.
And Broden, and Broden's about to buy you?
Not me, but we show.
But what?
We show, we show. We show. We show. Not him, but we show But what we show we show
We show we show not him but we show we show
Not him but we show and you make sure you eat I'm just fucking waiting to be spoken to to be honest I saw well I feel like you invited me here. I don't know
We don't know when you we don't know anyone. And you started giving me hints.
I was like, I'm going to move on and you're like,
fuck, good, living room can't.
And I'm like, well, I can't help you.
All right, that's cool.
We're cool.
We're having a good time.
Broden, no.
No.
I would at least like to be introduced to your friends.
You invited me here.
I don't know anyone else here.
And now you've just kind of abandoned me.
So are you all of Antidona's content?
No, no, no, no.
No, there's nine of us.
Because you said 1999.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All that, you said only good vibes.
And all those toxic vibes I was talking about.
Yeah.
Whether they come or not, I don't know.
Because right now it's 1999.
We're all great mates.
Who knows where this is?
You're the Spice Girls?
Are they nine?
Are they nine Spice Girls?
Spice Girls?
Are they, I think, nine.
And it's in, I've heard you.
I've heard you.
And it's 1990, I've heard you.
Different ropes.
What do you do with ropes if you're in the Navy?
What? Ropes in the Navy if you're in the Navy? What?
Roaps in the Navy.
No. Roaps in the Navy.
No.
Roaps in the Navy.
Roaps in the Navy.
No.
Roaps in the Navy.
No.
What would you do with a rope if you were in the Navy?
Alright, let's try and do it.
Let's try and figure this out.
Oh, you still got to go.
You were getting the right.
No.
Um, you, you, you, Broden is shopping at IKEA
and you are a cabinet, a Stockholm cabinet
and you wish that he would have by you
but he's buying another cabinet.
Yeah.
Do I have to know the name of that cabinet?
Well, I think you do know the name of that cabinet.
Rivic?
Yvick?
No, no, no, no, you've already said it.
Stockholm?
No.
Oh, Helsinki? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no no no you've already said it Stockholm. Oh, Helsinki. No, no no no no Stockholm. Yeah, can I say you're
My ID no you're to get in have you got the
Something to get in is this the next liar is this helping me with this liar? Yeah, it's the next player. Oh wow
So I'm in oh you're in the next level you're in the next level
But you haven't but they still you still haven't quite gotten one element over it.
Okay, this will help.
This will help. This will help.
Okay.
You, you, you.
I need a vaccine passport to get into the thing.
No.
No.
Yeah.
I mean, you do.
I do, but you don't really care.
You're only doing it because the government's making you.
I'm no.
You're a...
I'm no. You see it, Masha? You're shy doing it because the government's making you I'm no you're a I'm no hate you see
You're shy
Have you seen your show
I want you see a show about anti-factionation stands
YouTube no Spotify no Fictionation stands. YouTube?
No.
Spotify?
No.
No, see the show.
See the show.
Old media.
Live?
No, no.
Television?
Yeah.
Which?
Sky News?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Have I seen you?
Yeah.
Are you someone from Sky News?
You and Alan Jones. No, I'm a Stockholm Are you someone from Sky News? You and Alan Jones.
No, I'm a Stockholm.
Ah, so you're a Stockholm.
Eh.
He wished I, you're a Stockholm television camera.
Yeah, wish I was Alan Jackson.
Is wish I, are we like riffing with the girls?
Yeah, wish I was.
Wish I was, wish I was, wish I was, wish I was.
You got this, do I need to be a way?
You got this, do I need to be a way?
You got this, do I need to be a way?
You got this, do I need to be a way?
You got this, do I need to be a way?
You got this, do I need to be a way?
You got this, do I need to be a way? You got this, do I need to be a way? You got this, do I need to be a way? You got this, do I need to be a way? You got this, do I need to be a way maybe it is much close You're so close you're so close. So you're so close if I'm on scan news and I'm anti-vaxx. I probably have no
Friends and I'm a Stockholm
So he's oh you've got Stockholm syndrome no, no, no, cabinet does it is an anti-vaxxer. He's on sky news
How do you think I'd have fixed the mind
lane or even even even if do they even just can they even not no you got no brain
yeah but if you don't have a brain What do you have in your Gotta get it?
Boba gotta get it. Boba gotta get it. You say put it all together. Oh, I thought you say I'm Boba gotta get it
I'm as what fucks out of it. I put it all together so you can Boba gotta get it
Boba gotta get it if you don't have a brain what wouldn't you be able to do?
What how?
Think oh
Yes, and thus You go on sky news What the hell? Think. Oh! Yeah!
And thus?
You go on sky news?
You're a Stockholm...
Ikea cabinet...
Yes.
Broden needs to buy you.
And he...
And what has the cabinet done when...
When they've seen Broden?
Wish that he would buy them.
But...
But also... I know him oh you know
Brodum from anti donna yeah yeah that's why you wish oh for your I thought it was
more about Brodum's desire to get another cabinet so intense I feel like I'm
gonna vomit yeah it's fucking party man that's why I told you to eat
something genuinely making a told you to eat something like I'm getting motion sick yeah that's why I told you to eat something. It's genuinely making me. I told you to eat something. I'm getting motion sick.
Yeah, that's why I told you to eat something.
I'm potentially, this is the end of the 8th day.
So this is so far really good.
Don't worry, once it stops, I'll put, I'll start it again.
You saw your, have you got me?
So I'll plus you a red pen.
And plus you're on sky news, you're an anti-vaxxer,
but you have to check.
And if any of this is color that wasn't part of the head,
it's just color, I'm adding it for fun.
You're an anti-vaxxer, but you have to check vaccine
for the shooting of Sky News and you have no brain.
Yeah, I'll do.
Yeah.
I've forgotten my second.
I've forgotten.
So I've forgotten.
Bad place.
I've forgotten.
Don't worry though, I'll restart the song.
So you remember?
It's um.
I'll test it too.
All right. Here's the thing though. I'll do the first. You remember? It's um... Oh, text team.
Alright.
Here's the thing though.
I'll do the first, it's gonna take...
Yeah, I know, oh god, you're fun.
Here's the thing, here's the thing.
And I'm just gonna say this, if this takes 20 minutes,
Sunrise is in 10.
Uh, sorry.
We wrap this up.
I know it's running for the whole week.
Right, of course.
But I think we, we head out, we get some breakfast.
I think you need to eat something, have some water.
Yeah. And then we can head back in around 5pm. I just want to do that. I think you need to eat something, have some water. And then we can head back in around 5pm.
I think we need to do that.
I think we need to do that.
No, no, once we get this, it'll be sunrise
so we can go get some breakfast.
I wish.
All right.
If you're in the Navy, what do you do with ropes?
Not them?
Yeah, not them.
What kind of knots?
Navy knot?
What are different names of knots?
Apart from the famous Navy not
I'm just next to me. No way. I forgot to I'll think of it while you're doing this all right all right so
We're so happy to be here. I'm so happy for you. Navy night. Yeah
Navy night close Navy night pretty close a lot. This is a lot this music. All right. Hey
Pretty close. Maybe not.
Pretty close.
This is a lot.
This is a lot.
All right.
Hey.
Hey.
Let me, I would love you to meet all of us here.
Mm-hmm.
All right.
Yeah.
This one has the name of like a sexy little boy on YouTube.
Okay.
Cool.
Such as.
Such as.
So many sexy boys on YouTube.
Is it a specific one?
No, like what's the general-
Say a sexy boy name.
Close.
Jason, close.
Jared, not a Jay.
Wrong letter of the alphabet.
But keep going with that.
And that, keep going with Jay.
What's a short Jay name?
What's a short Jay?
No, a little bit longer.
Same amount of letters if you were to spell it.
Just go a little bit longer.
Just go a little bit longer. It's Corey, you've got no No, no, no, because I was going somewhere else with this one.
I'm stuck mouse. Corey. Oh, yeah, that was close to which one. No, that was no.
Right. So, I, Corey. Justin, Corey and Justin. No, no, no, no. So, oh, yeah, Corey, that's one.
That's one down. There's nine. There's nine. You're on a J J a short J thing there for a little bit. I changed track
J John no Jim yeah, oh, that's oh, oh, that's Jim you got
What do you do to a sheep?
Sean yes, yeah, that's Sean
You should write this down. My goodness gracious.
I love Kangaroos, but I think their little babies are much
cuter.
Joey.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey, just did you want to jump in?
Yeah.
China.
I know I've forgotten.
You've got a text in me, then.
No.
Because I knew I'd forget the words.
No, I can't. I have text in you. So we've got Corey, me then no, I knew I'd forget the words. No, I can't
So we've got Corey Jim Sean Joey. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, hey
This this guy always gets mistaken for someone else the same name, but that's but there that person's her name is revel Hallwood
Craig yeah, yeah, we got Craig
Yeah Craig. Yeah, yeah, we got Craig. Okay. Yeah. Um, uh, oh, this guy, he's vicious.
Sid. Yeah, yeah, brother. This is actually it like it's fucking not gonna matter. The park. Um, all right, listen off to me. Who you got?
Corey Jim, Sean, Joey, Craig and Sid, there's another one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm nine.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This guy, this guy, he's fucking cool.
Here's, hey, go through the fucking ninja turtles
for me, bro.
Michael Angelo.
Yeah, well, God, but we don't call him that.
We do.
No, even sure, don't.
Mick, yes.
Yes.
Ah.
Why are you, where have you come from Yes. Why have you come from?
What planet have you descended from?
I don't know, man.
So go through it.
So now you know all the names.
Now you know all the names.
The Benderin is.
The Cori, Jim, Sean, Turing, Craig, Ciden.
That's your car out the front, isn't it?
What?
That's your car out the front.
Is this a hint or is it just because I'm vibing?
I'm just asking, that's your car out the front.
I don't drive. Oh, well, man should be why because man there's some good shit
out there good shit in the car no there's just some good shit out there out there where there's just good
shit out the world yeah driving helps me get there yeah yeah you're happy go you've only given me seven yeah, what? I'm only giving me seven have I
Corey Jim
Sean Joey Craig Sid and Mick oh, yeah, no, there was another one. What was the shape? Oh, no, you said the shape one didn't you?
Yeah, Sean
My Corey Jim, show. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, um, where is a poo Chris? Yes Chris? Yeah, yeah, right and and then on top of that um
No, the law I
Don't care for this game
So
Oh god So, oh God, oh man, I love the Beatles, hey.
This guy loves the Beatles.
I think his mom named him after one of their favorite Beatles.
Okay, which one?
The one that does songs that are really good,
but not as emotionally resonant in the solo career.
George. Paul. Yeah, Paul. Really good, but not as emotionally resonant in this solo career
George Paul Yeah, punk yeah, I thought not as emotionally resonant in their soul
I'm the lyrics lyrics. Lyrically not as emotionally. I would say Paul's a little more fluffy with these lyrics
I think he got out all these good stuff. Yeah, you know, well, I don't really know what you're
I just think you could have gone. Sorry. We're stuff. I just think you could have gone. Sorry. We're talking
I just think you could have gone like the party car. Yeah, I will be very Jim Sean Joey Craig said Mick Chris
Is that one too many Paul? No, no, no
Jim Sean is one of them is one of them said Mick Chris Paul
One of they are real sit there. Oh, yeah, yeah, said the sloth? Are they all lost? Yeah, well yeah. Is one of them...
Oh, yeah.
What?
Is one of them...
Corin.
Is eight?
Is nine.
So, but one of them...
Eight.
No, I'm not going on here.
Something here is feeling good.
I think...
I think maybe there's a layer of forgotten about.
I think it's a layer of forgotten about.
I'll keep that. What are we doing here? Well, that's what I love about it. It's right there. Fuck it. I'll keep that.
What are we doing here?
Well, that's what I love about.
I love this energy.
You don't know.
He knows.
All of us.
All of us.
We're going to be together forever.
And you want to change that.
You can be together forever.
And it's 1999.
And we're so full of energy.
Are you a band?
Are you a band?
Yeah.
Yeah.
And person bands.
Which is how you name your own band.
There's not a lot of those.
Not polyphonic sprayers, 25.
There's not a lot of, maybe not.
There's not a lot of, 90-not bands.
I'm gonna know the not,
I'm gonna send for the not.
We went to San Francisco and we saw the Conan O'Brien sketch.
Ah.
There's not a lot of bands with that many people.
That's not a Navy knot, is it?
That's a bad knot.
A bad knot?
The slip knot is a bad knot.
There we go.
Did I have to say all of their names was that part of it?
Because if you thought that any of those names
would resonate with, imagine if that was the way
to hint slip knot. I don't think it's a Navy knot. Okay,, imagine if that was the way to hint slipknot.
I don't think it's a navy knot.
Okay, well yeah, I was just like,
I'm more said that purely just because navy people do knots
and we got you to knot and I thought that would do it.
Oh, right, no, if you'd said the hangman's knot,
the hangman knot, I would have gone right with you.
Make a note for that for next time.
Next time.
So that next time.
Do the next layer.
All right, that's your car.
Is that your car?
You don't drive, that's why you don't drive.
You're happy to be like.
Do you want it to be my car?
No, will that help you?
No, no, no, I don't want it to be your car.
It's very in a reality where that's my car.
I don't want it, I don't want you. No, no, no, no, no going on. You're happy guys. I'm happy. Yeah happy guy happy. Are you Santa happy?
I live for the weekend you live for the weekend. Santa's happy. How happy would you say Santa is?
How happy is Santa? I think he's stressed. I think you know what kind of happy is Santa?
elated joyful I think he's stressed, I think he's... No, what kind of happy is Santa? Elated, joyful.
Ho, ho, ho.
People refer to Santa as the type of happy...
Jolly!
Yeah, he is.
And he's off.
And he's off.
He's sit, no.
No, stop.
Stop, come back here.
Come, come, come, come, come, come.
That's beautiful.
You're getting something that you're doing off.
You're going to fill a peanut just in here.
Before I say yes.
It's not creative.
Before I say yes, stay on it, please.
Before I say yes, stay on it. And then listen to what I'm saying. What's not creator. It was a yes, Stey on it. It's Jolly On. It was a yes, Stey on it.
And then listen to what I'm saying.
What's her name?
She was in the Navy.
Can't.
That beautiful Filipino TikTok creator.
She was in the Navy.
Can't.
Okay, not Jolly Beasts.
No, but.
Jolly.
Jolly.
And is he off?
Jolly off.
No, he's on.
Right, so what's that then?
Jolly on.
Yeah, and that's what you need
Jolion yeah, yeah, you need one of those I need a Jolion yeah, yeah, yeah, you need one of those
Jolion um Jolion Jolion when you're and let me ask you right and let me ask you
Yeah, no, no, you got it. No, Kelly and Conway
She's a buzzer to no you got it. You got it. You got it. Jolly on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You heard of one of those?
No.
Yeah.
I may need that.
But don't worry about that.
That's not a layer.
But right.
Yeah, Jolly on.
Great.
So you're a slipknot and you need to Jolly on.
No, no, no, no.
You need to Jolly on.
OK.
You need to Jolly on.
OK. I'm going to continue experience.
Let's go to the dealership. The car dealership.hip yeah he's just got to do with my car outside or was that are we leaving that
well it's just that obviously you're gonna buy a new one because that car is a
piece of shit that's a piece of shit car so I'm getting a new car yeah yeah yeah
yeah but I reckon but I can't drive or can I drive in this world? You can drive I can drive
I'm driving right now we're driving to the dealership to test drive. Yeah, yeah, I've got all members of slipknot in my car
the other
Five are in the car behind me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
And I want you I took it too quickly and they don't know where we are I want you
Yeah, yeah, and I want you I took it too quickly and they don't know where we are. I want you
Corey is messaging the clowns. Please listen to me. Hey, please listen to me over so we can get through this Yeah, but I've pulled over because the clown needs to find it. That's fine. I want you to buy this
Can't I want you to buy this car when you buy this car?
It you will
Jolly on no you will be one with the car. No, you'll
fuck the car. No, no, what's another
have a baby with a car? You what?
You what? Have a baby with the car.
Will you have a car? No, no, no, but you
you'll want a baby with the car. Have a baby.
Have the car. Yeah, right. Okay.
Have a car. Right. And have a car.
No, no, no, no, no, no, you'll have it. I'll have a car. Yeah, great. You'll have a car. Right. And a avocado? No, no, no, no, no, you have it.
You have a car.
Yeah, great.
You have a car.
God, you watch Married With Children.
Do I watch Married With Children?
Yeah, you watch Married With Children.
Do you watch Married With Children?
Married With Children, no.
You don't watch me to watch you.
But you know about Married With Children.
Yeah, I'm familiar.
I love the dad.
I love the husband in that show.
Yes.
God, what is their name?
I can't recall.
Oh.
Um, uh, um, uh, uh, like the name of the character.
Yeah, what is that name of the character?
The lady, the woman, the one that has the, one eye in the cartoon.
Yeah, the one has the one eye in the cartoon.
She would say his name.
Yeah.
He would be sitting on the couch, frustrating her.
Yeah. And she would say his name, He would be sitting on the couch frustrating her and yeah, she would say his name
But I know the tone um I
Just saw that oh well hell hell jolly on
Hello
have L
have L
have L
jolly on
Brodie has the oh
Have our jollion
Bro, I'm sorry
Have our I think showed that showed the car on the top two Tom do I know I obviously think Tom was confused as the direction I was going is that what was happening?
I showed the camera showing it to the camera, but that's okay
Because that just gives us now time to party. But do I have it over time?
You got to put it way over time and you still got to put me all together
Okay, I'm gonna put you all together. But also where is the jolly on sitting the range?
Shitting and all of that to mid range car the mid range the upper range the high range how much you want to pay
How much you want to pay for a new car tell me what I'm wearing tell me what you think I'm gonna pay tell me what I'm wearing
No, just how much I tell me what is your budget? Can tell me what I'm wearing. No, just how much, tell me, what is your budget, Ken? Tell me what I'm wearing.
You are wearing a nice suit.
Okay.
You're wearing a...
That's not tailored, is it?
No, but it's not tailored.
It's not, I'm not wearing a nice.
I'm not wearing dirt.
You're not wearing dirt.
It's very lovely.
So it's mid-range.
It's mid-range, but you've gone,
it was half priced at an expensive store.
Not a crazy expensive store.
What the hell is this?
This is trying to figure out what kind of man, what kind of car the man would buy based on what he's wearing.
Oh, keep telling me what I'm wearing.
So it's just like a nice suit.
Well, let's say you didn't get it for half price.
It's, you know, the suit.
You know, the pack up, bro, and we don't do hints like we used to.
The suit was like two grand, which you were happy to pay for, but you were like, that
is a lot.
Oh, that is a lot.
You like a bugger.
I like a bugger.
But I do, that is my threshold for a suit.
And that's the kind of suit you're wearing.
So this is not a mid-range car.
Well, that's what I was going for.
Well, I said mid-range.
What does mid-range mean? It's a four or five time. Well, I said mid range, four or five times.
What does mid range mean? Is they four or five times? What does it mean? Yeah, how
am I affordable? How much are you willing to spend? Please. I'm willing to spend $30,000.
Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. Actually, I've changed my mind. No!
I'm willing to spend 15,000 dollars. Well then you can't get this one.
I'm willing to spend 40,000 dollars. Well then great because you're gonna save some money.
It's 30,000 dollars.
It's not whatever I say it's perfect. It was specifically 30,000 dollars. Yes.
Your slipknot and all the names of the members of slipknot, which you knew which are Corey. I'm not gonna look at my phone Corey
John no Jim yes Paul yes
Sean yes
Vicious Sid yes
Little kangaroo joey yes
We need a poo Chris yes, it's funny that this one called Chris one of those scary-looking people is called
Oh, I'm Chris
Revell Hall would he's not in the bed crying yes and
And
McCartney did you or did you say that?
You said Paul, you said that one.
Well, we haven't said all nine.
There's one party hasn't got any.
Which one have a nice idea?
This is like, oh yeah, yeah, this is really fun.
Ninja Turtles!
Ninja Turtles.
So all of those ones from
Slipknot,
which did a matter by the way, you don't have to say that.
Going like we're all buying a car.
Well, I'm trying to...
Convin, sell me a car.
Yeah.
You're all selling me, trying to have our Jolly on.
Uh-huh.
He must be a $4,000, $30,000 your car salesman.
A car salesman made up of all of the members of them,
all those names, is trying to sell me a Havald Jolly on.
Whatever.
Do you know the worst part about this game?
Can I tell you the worst part about this game?
Thank you.
APPLAUSE
It's not how hard it is.
That's fine. I quite enjoy it.
You know, this music helped me.
I got into a bit of a state.
The worst part is you go to all of that effort and you'll reward at the end is,
no, that'll do. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha about, you know, stop trying to get to the top of the mountain cicophers, enjoy the act of rolling up the ball.
What?
Enjoy the act of rolling up the ball,
let's enjoy the journey of this game.
And that's what I was trying to do.
And let me tell you, I'm still as fucking miserable
as I was if I hadn't already.
And that will.
So we'll see you next week for another episode of this podcast.
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