Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast Ep 309 - Top 5

Episode Date: June 14, 2022

This week Mark, Zach and Broden take us through their top 5! auntydonnaclub.com haventyoudonewell.com auntydonna.com  Join The Aunty Donna Club: https://www.patreon.com/auntydonnaSee omnystudio.com/l...istener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Get our legends and welcome to another Ripper episode of the Anti-Donna podcast. This week, a Broden Mark and Zach countdown there, top 5, everything. Remember, if you're loving the pod, you can get access to the video version and a whole bunch of bonus episodes at anti-donnaclub.com. You listen to the only ton of podcasts The greatest fucking book I see in the world Bro, I'm making takin' sometimes and guess We hope you enjoy the mother fucking podcasts Broden, top five video games Oh, easy
Starting point is 00:00:36 Here we go Doom Doom Original Doom or 2016 Doom Yeah Yeah Cool I love Super Mario 64 yeah yeah
Starting point is 00:00:46 yeah Tetris yeah classic basketball yeah basketball game or like NBA 2k yeah the series NBA 2k yeah yeah series so yeah as NBA 2k yeah the series is a whole is there a year in particular that you really are that resonated with you? No, every year is a diminishment. Yeah. So, and then number one, coming in, unequivocally, grand theft auto. Yeah. Yeah. Number one, all the series.
Starting point is 00:01:14 Number one, there's two series, there's five of them. Probably if I had if it gung the head. Yeah, gung there's a gung to your dick right now. I'm going to pull the trigger if you don't give me a number of your favourite GTA. Yeah, gung the head. Gung the head or dick. Go into your deck right now, I'm gonna pull the trigger if you don't give me a number of your favourite GTA. Yep, Gundahead. Gundahead or deck? Maybe there's a gun on your deck and your head. Gundahead?
Starting point is 00:01:31 Yeah. There's a gun on my deck and head and going by a city. Yeah, nice. Ma, top five. Breakfast. Top five breakfast, good question. Yeah. One, eggs.
Starting point is 00:01:44 Yep. See, I don't eat eggs, good question. One. Eggs. Yep. See, I don't eat eggs, but I respect that. Eggs on toast. Bustal. Name me a bit of breakfast. I've got a few opinions, but I respect your opinion, man. Right.
Starting point is 00:01:55 I don't eat eggs, but I respect that you do. Two. Two. To. A parfait. Give me a parfait. It's pretty sweet. Like yogurt oats.
Starting point is 00:02:03 Yeah, parfait. A little bit of fruity, saucy, fruity, saucy on the top. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's got like a buckercruinole, like a healthy breakfast Sunday, almost. That's a fantastic choice, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, fuck it's sick, man. Fuck it's sick. Yeah, number three.
Starting point is 00:02:18 Barry's yogurt, number three. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Number three. Avocado on toast. Got to stop buying them, then those, because I want to put a pause down on a home, then all right. I think it's a little more complicated than that, but I totally get it, yeah. Number three, avocado on toast, gotta stop buying them, then those, because I wanna put a pause down on a home and then my right. I think it's a little more complicated than that, but I totally get it, man.
Starting point is 00:02:29 Yeah, yeah. Two more, man. Serial, fucking classic. With milk. Classic, but a fucking great choice, man. Yeah, wouldn't think of the classic. And number one, serial, no milk. Well, that's fucking crazy, man.
Starting point is 00:02:43 Yeah, just out of the box. Crunch it up, crunch city. We'll fucking crazy man. Yeah, just out of the box crunch it up crunch city I got one for you. Second top five means of getting to somewhere. Yeah, fucking sick man. I'm probably gonna go Erbs number one. Uber you're going number one first Yeah, fuck Yeah, I think that's how we are we can do we it in five minutes. Maybe do it the other way here, because then the back line is a top five ways. And this is for both you to count down or count up. Yeah, sick. All right, so for me, number five.
Starting point is 00:03:13 It's got to be, it's got to be five down. Yeah. Five down one. So that you'll land the five. Yeah, number one, least favorite way to do it. Number one, one to five. Okay, yeah, yeah. Number four, yeah. Number four, yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:32 Five, one, four, yeah. Two, three, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Number three, yeah. Yeah, yeah. He's five, one, four, three, two, yeah. And. Yeah, and and and now number two number two is five one four two five five one four three two and that's what you just did. Yeah, yeah, that's
Starting point is 00:03:59 fucking him. I should have done my number one to be honest to be fair. Yeah, which is I should have done my number one to be honest to be fair. Yeah, which is? 5, 4, 3, 2. No, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. No, 5, 1, 2, 3, 4. So coming back, you top 5 on here means of getting to a low-key question. Oh, easy, too easy. So, oops.
Starting point is 00:04:16 Number one, oops. Yeah. Number two. I don't know the word in English, but motto chicleta. Like a motorcycle. Yeah, that's right. Number three. Number three.
Starting point is 00:04:31 It's gotta be a scooter. Electric or just a, so number three. Number three. Electric or a electric. Number three is an acoustic. One leg on the scoot. One leg on the scoot. One leg on the scoot.
Starting point is 00:04:43 One leg for scooting. Yeah, one on the noun. One leg on the scoop, one leg for scooping. Yeah, one on the noun, one with the verb. Does that make sense? One on the noun, one of the verb. Got to have one on the scoop, one on the scoop too. That's five. Can't know. Yeah, all right.
Starting point is 00:04:58 Number five, three, five. Two easy. Let's trick scuder. Yeah, nice. Get a little hair and a little turtle, turn that little dial. Make sure it's charged. I'm talking like an old person scooter Not them Oh, yeah, like for mobility issues
Starting point is 00:05:14 But I got one for both of you boys and I want to kind of hear it up. Nathan. Okay, so five five four four three three two two one one five four three two one So five bro 3, 3, 2, 2, 1, 1. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. So 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. So 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Yeah, you've got to kind of like work together on this one. Yeah. And it's fitting because it's five best ways to work together. Five. Communication. Yeah, great.
Starting point is 00:05:36 I wasn't listening. Four. Four. Top five ways to work together. Yeah. Things that you need to work together or things I enjoy about working together. Five things you need to work together. things I enjoy about working together, five things you need to work together. All right, yours is communication.
Starting point is 00:05:48 Four, good work ethic. Yeah, fantastic. Three, good at deliver. Yeah, ears. For listening. For listening, for communication. Wow, yeah, all right, I get what you're doing here. And I love it.
Starting point is 00:05:59 Two, hands. Now I need a little more detail. If I'm coming into a group, no one has any hands. Yeah. What work are we going to get down? It's Ableist Pro. So number one, number one, that's Ableist Pro, number one. Positive thinking. Love that. Love that. Hey, I get what you were saying with number two, you were talking more metaphorical. I was talking about that. I just want to make that clear to the listeners. I got one. I got one for you, bro. Yeah. Got one coming out. Yeah. Top five things you like to put on your feet to go for a walk. Sick man. Sick. That's a fucking God. I wouldn't know what to do. If I got that one,
Starting point is 00:06:39 I'm gonna start minute five. I thought about this a bit. Yeah. Yeah. That's just a little bit. Oh, yeah, sniffing. Yeah. Just sniffing. Just did a sniff. Anyway, go on, bro. Number five is shoes. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:51 Shoes. Yeah. Fuck, I think I cannot wait to hear four shoes. Four, three, two, one. This is going to blow me away. Just talking about shoes with the covers. The covers everything. Right, covers sandals.
Starting point is 00:07:03 That covers loafers. That covers the whole side. And it covers your feet from sandals, that covers loafers, that covers... It covers your feet from stones. And it covers your feet from stones when you go on from a walk. And the heat from the pavement. Yeah. Yo bro, can I ask you a question? If it's hot.
Starting point is 00:07:13 Is that cover flip flops? But it just does. Yeah, fucking seriously. It covers all shoes. So what do you put on your feet before you go for a walk? Shoes. Shoes, number five. What's number four, bro?
Starting point is 00:07:23 Bread. Bread. I have not done that. No, that's so, that's crazy. Yeah, that's your, is that a cultural thing? I've never done it. Yeah, right. Well, if you thought of it, excites. You'd have to be doing something like a sourdough there,
Starting point is 00:07:33 some tunnel to the three of the building. Well, number three, the building. If I can, number three, sourdough. Fucking soup. But that is bread. Ah. So, okay. Do you know in Norway, or Denmark?
Starting point is 00:07:46 Yes, we know. Bread, Broden is bread. No, no. Yeah, no. Yeah, and it's like, or it's like breading, I'm breading. What in your mama Google it when she thought of that? My mama didn't think of that. My mama never thought of that.
Starting point is 00:08:02 I am a regular. She should have been called. Number three is raisin bread. I know it raise this fool. Number three is raisin bread. Wait, no, it's from San Diego. Number two is raisin toast. Number two is raisin toast. Raisin toast. Raisin toast.
Starting point is 00:08:11 Yeah, that'll get crumbly, I imagine. Yeah, well, I'll get to eat, but it toasts quicker. Yeah. You don't leave it in normal toast. And you don't even have raisin. And a cafe. You don't even have raisin. Yeah, a thick cafe, can't.
Starting point is 00:08:21 Yeah, if you've raised it. Yeah, so did you. But I would even go loaf. I'm thinking loaf. I cut a hole in the top, burrow it out. Cut a hole in the top, burrow it out. Do you need two slusses per foot? No, I'm saying two loaves.
Starting point is 00:08:32 Two loaves. One foot. Come on man. Keep up. Number one. See me, just me, if it was me, I'd be making that loaf last me a little longer. Because I go for walks off.
Starting point is 00:08:41 Yeah. Okay, and number one is, you know, how it hues. Yes. When he lost his mind, he was getting more clean, X is on hised. Yeah. Okay, number one is, you know, how it used. Yes. And when he lost his mind, he walked clean x's on his feet. Yes. Sure, my fob. Yes. Clean x's box as well.
Starting point is 00:08:52 I loved every one of those answers. I think you were stretching the rules a little bit with four through two. Well, I run after I said shoes. Yeah, it was surprising that you just went for shoes. Well, what I found crazy right was that you brought, at number three, you broke the rule of being able to do a specific thing when you'd already done the category. There are no rules.
Starting point is 00:09:11 And you chose in that moment to go with different categories of bread. Go on to the different categories. Fucking hit, hit me with your top five request in my dick, up my dick, like a fucking small candle, light that candle. So I have melted wax in my dick, up my dick, like a fucking small candle, light that candle, so I have melted wax in my dick hole. It's coming out, yeah, good. I'm probably not gonna do it in that way,
Starting point is 00:09:31 because that's full on. I read it once in a Chuck Palin, yeah. I know the one he told me about. Where he's wanking on the bottom of the pool and his guts come out of his eyes. I love to push boundaries in the early 2000s.'s story once about someone put a condom on a carrot Fuck themselves with the carrot the condom Put it under their pillow
Starting point is 00:09:55 Went had dinner did something else came back mom and clean the room Carrot condom was gone. Oh my god mom never mentioned it Was that here countdown? No, I can't remember if that was from that story or was something. Give me I got one for you Top five ways to break the rules of a top five list. All right easy easy easy. Yeah easy number three So this is it out of order.
Starting point is 00:10:25 Nice. Now can I just say you're breaking the rules there? Yeah, that is a big rule break. Oh, you need to start with five. Number five. Oh. Let's say it's a pipe. What do you say?
Starting point is 00:10:38 What'd you say? I can't hear you there. Oh, I think that's it. Number four. Fuck. Number four. Yeah. Turtles. Also known as given answer from a different list.
Starting point is 00:10:50 No, it's just fucking hell. This is meta. Number two. Ah. Number two. I know what he's doing. Yeah, what is it? Say it out of order.
Starting point is 00:11:04 No, you already said it. Also known as repeat your answers. Yeah, what is number one? Say it out of order. No, you already said it. Also known as repeat your answers. Yeah. This is matter. This is matter number one. I'm done. Whoa. Whoa.
Starting point is 00:11:13 Don't finish this. Don't finish the list is number one. My question is not. What? It's not. If I gave you number one, I wouldn't be doing it again. All right. Top five, I want you to ring these.
Starting point is 00:11:24 Yeah, with me. Hit it with me. Top. Top five, I want you to ring these. Find for me. Hit it with me. Top like a fucking wet fish coming out my tits. Well that's what I'm gonna say. Favorite fish. Favorite fish? Five. Go. Herring. Good.
Starting point is 00:11:36 Five is herring. Four, sardine. Okay, pretty small so far. I respectfully disagree. I find them, I do not like the texture. But that is my opinion. But you like the way they swim and live. I'm not talking about eaten I'm talking about personality. Yeah. Oh, okay, which is crazy because salmon is on both of those lists for me Yeah, right. I like the way they swim. I like the way that they they taunt the bear Yeah, and I love that that that that beautiful fleshy fatty
Starting point is 00:12:05 Yeah, and I love that that that that beautiful fleshy fatty Taste and texture all right. Well, I've got one for you top five. I'm your father. You love about salmon I love the way they taunt the bear. Yeah, I love their beautiful flavor Yeah, I love their crumbly I love its crumbly texture. Yeah, I love That the the bright colors that as it swims through the rivers of North America. Yeah. Number one, too easy. I like the way you can say it like this. Salmon.
Starting point is 00:12:30 Salmon. That's your yours though. You don't get off lightly. You've got to finish that list. We're tearing. We're going to Sardine and Chovy. Number three. Oh yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:39 And Chovy. Mm-hmm. Number two is fish. Yep. All fish. Yeah. I respect that, man. Okay. There's no rules in the top five game. That's true. Number one. Number one. Shark. Shark. Shark. Shark. Shark. Yeah, gummy. Sharks. You go fishing chip shop. A lot of people don't know this. A lot of people don't know this. When you are eating flake, you are eating a shark. I knew that.
Starting point is 00:13:07 I knew that. Brody, units of measurement. No, centimetres. Centimeters, millimeters, miles, gallons. Easy, don't give someone who's thought about this shit a list that's so easy to do. That's all I said. You'll find someone who's coming more prepared than me.
Starting point is 00:13:22 Yeah. I got one for Mark. You can run five, hit me with peeps. Top five ways you feel inside that make you cry. Happy alone, put board, mischievous, horny. Yeah, you cry when you horny? Yeah, man. It's some complex shit going on in that little brain here.
Starting point is 00:13:40 Yeah, go again, go again. Uh, top five coca-colas, not including Thray Coke, Coke Zero, Vanilla Coke, or any flavored Coke. I feel he's being deliberately obtuse. What, what, I don't, glass coke. Coke in the can. Coke in, plastic, cocaine. See?
Starting point is 00:14:11 That was an outside the box one. And you know what? Dye line. Yeah, I know you fucking fucking fucking. I didn't say it. I didn't say it, I didn't. Yo, Mark, I've got a question for you. Top five good qualities about the film tenant.
Starting point is 00:14:21 Oh. It is a movie. Which I think. Come on, Matt, play by the rules. Come on. It's hard rules in this game. You gotta give me top five. Soundtrack.
Starting point is 00:14:31 Yeah. Ha. Um. Uh, good actors. There are good actors in the movie. Mm-hmm. Uh. There are good actors in the movie. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:14:44 Ah. Breaks conventional narrative structure. Mm-hmm. Which is a bold subversive move. Yeah. Whether it paid off or not, is up to a different person's opinion. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:14:57 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Ah. Mm-hmm. The grade. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Mm-hmm. And number one. Hmm. Um, the grade.
Starting point is 00:15:05 Hmm. Yeah. Hmm. And number one. Number one. Uh, the flawless screenplay. Yeah. I thought you'd been a bit of a fuckhead with number one, but I respected the top five.
Starting point is 00:15:17 I've gone for you, Mark. Yeah. Top five things about Coney. 2012. All right. The way the video made me feel inside. Yep. Yep Proud to be a human. Yep The the the pack that I bought and the t-shirt that I got with it
Starting point is 00:15:35 Which I actually did it's great. Did you really? Yeah So funny the time I called triple J about it was like That's so funny. The time I called Triple J about it, it was like, it's really good. And then Tom Tilly asked me a question, and I couldn't answer it because I didn't thought about it enough because I was quite young.
Starting point is 00:15:52 He stumped me up. Yeah. He stumped me. Oh my god. It was like, what about the bad qualities of this? And I was like, the hour is good. Tom Tilly coming in for the, uh, that classic ABC counter argument that that classic ABC, yeah, multiple perspectives.
Starting point is 00:16:11 Yeah. When the man who started it had an emotional breakdown and everyone just got a gap. Laughter him and didn't actually, uh, dig into maybe why that happened. Cool. And then the media sort of promoted it without the context of that man. That's it, well done. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:16:28 We'll do our back after this ad break. And I'd like for you to think while we're gone, what are the top five ads? Yes. And back, what's your top five ads at? That's too easy, man. That's too easy. Number five, I just want milk,
Starting point is 00:16:40 taste like real milk. Yeah, pure milk. Number four, it's gonna be easy. That's gonna come out with an easy one. That car ad where they made the single take of the dominoes effect over a minute where they were like the wheel, over the thing.
Starting point is 00:16:58 Honda. Is milk in that ad, or, oh no wait, no, this isn't about milk. I thought it was about milk. No, it's about top five ads. Yeah, yeah, milk man this isn't about milk. I thought it was about milk. No, it's about top five ads. Yeah, I'm not gonna be out of milk, man. E-Mark that though. E-Mark that though.
Starting point is 00:17:08 I was gonna probably just go on coming out here. Number three, E-Mark. I don't know why I thought. Number three, one out about milk and a way. We're gonna E-Mark and we're gonna come back to it respectfully. I'd love to finish my list. I want you to finish the list. I'm just talking about the small episode I had in my brain.
Starting point is 00:17:22 Yeah, that doesn't make a full sense. Number three was the one I did for my high school. Where I talked about the small episode I had in my brain. Yeah, it doesn't make a lot of sense. Number three was the one I did for my high school, where I talked about the library, but they made me call it an information services center. Is that available online? No, I wish it was though. Let me see if I can dig it, contact your school. I bet they'd be happy to hear from you.
Starting point is 00:17:39 Number two favorite ad, love ads. It's got to be just a really emotional one. Like when the Heineken, when Heineken makes references to atrocities and but doesn't push the beer but still gives you the love. I'm gonna drill down on that. That's a generalization. Have you got one ad?
Starting point is 00:17:55 Horses 9-11. Nice. Horses 9-11. Horses 9-11. I think you got one more champ. Now one more ad, number one number one best ad The one in America with funny people gone. I'm gonna see him. I'm gonna see him up That's all of them. That's all the ads team mobile team mobile. I'm great. Mark mark top five milk ads top five Two fucking he still got my name on my milk
Starting point is 00:18:21 Your Karen Perkins. Yeah, Michael kill him Ah, okay, see oh no it was Karen Perkwood. No, it was Karen Perkwood I'm a milk. Curum, currimperkins. Yeah. Michael Kilm. Ah. Okay. Oh no, it was currimperkins. No, it was currimperkins. We've not said any of the names correctly. When you said, when you said currimperkins, Michael Kilm, I was thinking, Michael Kilm.
Starting point is 00:18:35 Currim, Culkin. Was Michael Kilm? It's thinking currimculkin. It was Michael Kilm. The reason I thought of that was because there's a comedian that makes a joke about saying that his name backwards is milk, so he's better than Kieran Perkins. Right. It was Kieran Perkins.
Starting point is 00:18:48 That was four. That's five. No, but that was five. But that was four. I can't remember what. It was for milk. Kieran Perkins would be like, start. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:00 Yeah. Number four, flavoured milk is all right here. I don't know. No, it's our flavored milk. Oh, yeah That's a milk it dances. It's a milk it dances. It's what came out of my head Oak hungry thirsty. Yeah, the hungry thirsty series, but I'll take that in any of those. Yeah, yeah Are there other milk ads or the one I said? Just want milk to taste so real. The old lady's comes and goes,
Starting point is 00:19:28 Extra dollop. Make it up, make it up. Extra dollop. That was light stuff. I thought that was... I think that's pure. I thought that's what I said and then you said. Well, I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:19:37 No, it's fine. I just want clarity on... I want milk to taste like real milk. I think... I just want clarity on that. Number two. There are more. there are more. There are more.
Starting point is 00:19:48 Probably a Rev. And you can sort of just the one with Emily from the other university. From university. Emily, who we went to uni with, didn't out. I was like, I'd go. Just a girl of many generations drinking rev of milk. Rev.
Starting point is 00:20:06 Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah. Do you remember the taste of rev? Me? Yeah, do you remember the taste of rev? Yeah. It was like, do you have a herb water? Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:15 Yeah. Yeah, that was rev. It's milk cordial. Any number one? Number one. Number one, milk ad. Yes. The, the, there's, so number one, is that what we're up to?
Starting point is 00:20:30 Yeah, the milk-add. The ultimate, the ultimate, the my favorite milk-add of all the, of all the milk-adds. There was a milk-add that I remember from when I was a kid. Yeah, what are you looking up on me fine? Just porn? Yeah, I'm a Mad one for I just want you to know once he has his I'm gonna throw you like a mad cool one My favorite one was Paul smarter white milk. Yeah, you remember this one That's the one that's the one we just said
Starting point is 00:21:06 I just want milk, it tastes like real milk. But that was pure. This is different, this is for Paul. Listen. I just want milk to taste like real milk. But this is for Paul. The one you were thinking of was pure and this one is for Paul Smart. I'll take that on record and we can go back to that later.
Starting point is 00:21:23 You know, I have my top five. So when I heard, I paid for YouTube premium, so it kept playing, even though I've gotten out of YouTube and put my phone on, I do not stir. So this one needs a bit of an explainer. Is that all right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:40 So when we started talking about, I just want to milk the taste like real milk, it got me thinking about other ads that sort of cut through the free for free, that sort of thing. Oh yeah. Should I mention that when I said favourite ads? Oh. Adam Schlaar. Yeah, the dogman.
Starting point is 00:21:57 My question to you, Broden, is what it got me thinking about is when an ad was so popular, it would sort of hit the zeitgeist. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's my goal. Now to the point that the herald son would often write an article about it. I remember reading an article about free for free and that I had the idea here and the Adams,
Starting point is 00:22:16 I had a lot of fun. Like he literally did an interview. So it's something that ads that becomes like guys. Not ads that becomes like guys. My question to you, Broden, is top five quirks of old media that you miss Okay talking about ads Not anything any quirk of as I'm saying this might have a five. I like that. Yeah, like an article about an ad Photos of animals from the zoo yep. Yep
Starting point is 00:22:42 Doing a news report About a sponsored thing that's like, oh, there's this new milk that's really good for you. I have very vivid memories of the Aldi ones. Yeah. This is new shop that's cheaper and they make you better. We did the same shop of my stores.
Starting point is 00:22:59 Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's so sick, man. That's so, hey, and you're allowed to say page three girls because I know you're thinking it. No, I am. That was my number man, that's so, and you're allowed to say page three girls because I know you're thinking it. No I am. That was my number one, unfortunately. No you can say it man. That page where they, that page,
Starting point is 00:23:13 you can say that man. The page where they go, someone went to this nightclub in Peran this week. That's the funniest thing. I knew this had come out, I knew that'd be good stuff and it's unnew it. And they just say that page. There's a football player and Pete Evans from Ready Steady Cook went to a lunch.
Starting point is 00:23:33 James Hood was spotted at that 21 night club on Saturday. Comedy Festival reviewing. Always a good read. Yeah. Now top Zach. Yep. I know. It's just something you love. Yep. Top five guns. Gotta go with the AR-15. Number five. Coming in with the Smith and Lesson Old School Pistol Number four. Look, I don't know if this really counts, but number three is a sore-off shotgun. So I'm a sore-off shotgun, you're not a shotgun. Number two, I'm gonna have to go with just a small block. I'm gonna have to go with a block.
Starting point is 00:24:14 And number one, you know, look, it's tougher number one, tougher number one to really pick a favorite. But I've gotta go with some sort of sniper rifle. I'm really surprised Buzuka didn't make the list. I don't count that as a gun, man. But I would have allowed it for this list. I think you know, I've got to go with a sniper rifle. Very quickly top five self defense methods.
Starting point is 00:24:32 Well, right. OK, so first of all, jujitsu. Right. That's number one because it is from the islands. I think. And jujitsu is more about how can I use the energy of another man to take them down? I'm not the attacker. They're the attacker. They're the pursue up. I'm defending myself. I'm using their way. I'm using their negative energy to defend myself. Number four, karate. Why? Because I'm not the aggressor.
Starting point is 00:25:00 In that style, they come at me. What do I do? I use their energy. I use the way they move to move around it, bring them down. Number three, my tie, right? Yeah, why is that? Because in that style, someone comes at me. Moity?
Starting point is 00:25:19 No, the cocktail, my tie. My tie. I'm talking about the cocktail, my tie. Yeah. Throw it in a cunt's face. Throw it in a cunt's face. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You got a my tie. Yeah, you got a my tie. My time. I'm talking about the cocktail my time. Yeah. Throw it in a cunt face. Throw it in a cunt face. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You got a my time.
Starting point is 00:25:28 Yeah, you got a my time. Throw it in a cunt face. Why? That's the end of my time. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. Not done it.
Starting point is 00:25:35 We'll try it. Because it's defense. I like it because it's a defense mechanism. They're coming at me. I'm sitting there. I'm having a drink maybe with a chick. Yeah. Number two.
Starting point is 00:25:43 I don't, I need to make sure that she is protected. Yeah. I see them coming at me. Why maybe I've done something. Yeah. Maybe it's their chick. Yeah. I didn't know. Yeah. We met on Tinder. Yeah. I've already in their face.
Starting point is 00:25:56 They've got pineapple in their eye. And you might move on to a Jitsu karate after that. Absolutely. If they continue to karate. He hasn't mentioned karate yet. I wonder if that's gonna be two or one. You said it. Did you say karate? Did you say karate that was number four?
Starting point is 00:26:10 Oh, me, this is Pia-Chi. Yeah. And, sir. Number two. Me, this is Pia-Chi. My color. Number two. Number two. Just lie on the ground.
Starting point is 00:26:20 Just if they come, if someone hits you, just lie on the ground ground do nothing and say nothing Yeah, they get a bit confused. Yeah, they're like what What are you doing? Yeah, you don't say anything? No, just just put your face on the ground It's a lie there. Is it weird that what you're saying right now? Not the act of the description of it is giving me a heart on It's not weird and I'm looking at your heart on right now, and I'm like fuck yeah Yeah, it's just on getting a heart on speaking of heart on Zach top five things about smooth FN. I'm too easy. It's just the hits. Number four. I've got to say it's the host, you know,
Starting point is 00:26:56 that they're getting people. They're not supposed to be dead. Oh, just any of them really, they're not trying to be funny. They're not trying to be current. They're just there to keep the energy going, keep it moving. I think of them really as DJs in the traditional sense. Number three, keeping up to date, they're not just playing Royal Albison, they're also playing Boobley and the contemporary guys. Number two, I've got to say the ads, man. I love, I love, I love, I love, radio ads. Yeah, I love radio ads and I really think
Starting point is 00:27:28 that keeps the energy really smooth. Hello. Like unfriendly. Well, just something like this energy, just like, hmm, I have to have your hook. What, man, do you have an engine? Well, man, yeah, well, yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:39 Yeah, don't, but don't, don't, like that, that really keeps the energy flowing at number. Number one, number one. Number one. Music these days is so fun. It's all on. It's all about seven seconds this, you know, with the T-top. Seven seconds this. But Broden, I've got a question for you.
Starting point is 00:27:55 What's your favorite cut of chicken for consumption? Breast. Yep. Drumstick. Yes. Thigh. Yes. Absolutely. Loin. Lo Yes, absolutely.
Starting point is 00:28:07 Loin. Loin, absolutely. Ender. Gizzard. Nice. I've got another one for you following up from that. Yeah. Related to it. Top five times your parents let you down. Made you realize they're just normal fucked up people like me and you constantly late for basketball games and 13. Yeah, great. for basketball games and 13. Yep, great. Huh? Huh?
Starting point is 00:28:25 Huh? Huh? My birth day a few years ago, they said, come down to the caravan. Yeah. And I didn't like it. Yep. That, yeah, that, all right.
Starting point is 00:28:34 But that needs detail, I reckon, but I can't be fucked. Inflatable. Fucking bed. Yeah. Fucking next to a road. Yeah, didn't look after anything about it. Didn't want it. Don't like it. Don't like camping. Yeah
Starting point is 00:28:46 three They'll they hurt you We'll pull my pants down. Yeah, really in front of your friends and family. Yeah, they really do that No, yeah, my uncle did do that today when I came home Yeah, they really do that. No, yeah, my uncle did do that when I came home Okay, we touch on that when I came home one day, and I think I did I got a detention at school and was for three lights and They cut off Fox tell
Starting point is 00:29:23 Pieces of shit you got a number five there champ. That was that everything No, this is not a number one. Was that everything? I've lost count, but I think that was five. Mark, favorite ingredients in a turkey or chicken, stuffing, very nice. Bread crumbs gotta be up there on number five. Let's go into a little more detail. We talking panko, sorry. Don't fucking tease me for that.
Starting point is 00:29:42 We talking panko, we talk in Bread, fresh bread, stale bread, what do we talk about? Well, he is not fresh. If I'm gonna be that specific. Yeah. And I say Panko, bread crumbs for number five, can four be regular bread crumbs? I like a mix of stale bread and Panko.
Starting point is 00:29:57 Well, you doing all this? I'm not doing all this. No, I'm just saying, that's what I would do. So, there, but for the grace of God, go, I, all of that, bread crumbs is my answer. Okay. Pass. Oh, yeah, right, sick. What? No, I thought you were done. I'm done. I thought you were saying five different kinds of bread. No, I would never do that. That would disrespect the top five. And number five, top five. This is for you to share our final five best five
Starting point is 00:30:22 things about this podcast today. Nice. Jesus Christ, you are coming in with the good ones. I'm the average for the last one for today. Hellbout we all go round like. Okay. Let's do one each. Yeah. The memories and friends.
Starting point is 00:30:36 Yeah, absolutely. Just learning a little bit more about my co-workers and pals. Yeah. The times we've shared. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Number two, maybe we can sort of negotiate on two and one because there's three of us. So what do we want to do for number two on that top five? I've got one more that I want to say and I think it's important. Yeah, throw it in. Well for me it's the way that we're picking at things we love but in
Starting point is 00:31:01 a fun way showcasing them? Yeah, fantastic. Do you have one? Do you want to negotiate with me about who does number one? No, no, I want you to do number one. Shit, I don't have one. I don't have one. Do you know what I'd have to say, right? I'd have to say there were a few curve balls
Starting point is 00:31:15 and it was really exciting. I don't think I was super excited when you goes and you the answer. What really fascinated me was not so much your answers, but the way you process the question and work through it, it was really interesting, I think I got a great insight into you, not so much you. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:33 But I said you and you, I didn't keep it, I didn't say who I was saying. But you have to subscribe to the Patreon, to see the visual of who I pointed to. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not worth it. I just picked up Randolph. 90DonnaClub.com. And that's just a little window anywhere our life
Starting point is 00:31:48 and our top five is what the things we love. Rang from 5 to 1. If you like this, why don't you make your own top five at home? Maybe top five podcasts, maybe top five music songs. There'll be a sick Patreon, is that, get them to send in their top five? Oh. Yeah, and then what will we do? I don't know, I do. Patreon is that get him to send in their top five.
Starting point is 00:32:06 Yeah, the more we'll be do. I don't know, I do. We maybe just read them, talk with our own top five. I don't want to do that. I don't want to. I don't want to do that. I'm sorry. No, I'm sorry.
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