Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast Ep 31

Episode Date: February 15, 2017

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A least-snuff production. level of one. Just your voice. La la la la la la la. That's also a la la la la la la la. You could probably turn me up a bit, man, but I reckon that's pretty good otherwise. I think it's vision I've talked to the mic. Oh, sorry. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's much better. You guys, I had an idea for it, like, you know how we always do. Come on, that's a great show.

You know how we always do opening things. Yeah. I thought that we could do like a tonight show kind of thing. Yeah, okay. I'll write like a tonight show, like a J Lennon or a Craig Ferguson, one of the big hit tonight shows of today. Oh, Johnny Carson. Jimmy's Kimmel or Felon.

I'll close the door. Chelsea. You can't really. You're there. We've got a test, Max is Mike. Can we talk about that? I guess the idea for the start of the thing has sort of gone off the arse now. I can show you how you're doing. He must have loud, right? We just started later now. All that gold has just gone.

Lots of things you have to look at the arse, don't they? I know that it makes that sound, but it has to happen. So I just, sorry, for anyone listening at home who's interested in the inner workings of podcast creation, my mic stand was being a bit jammy, so I had to move it. I made a loud sound and everyone was a little bit worried that I'd broken the mic stand. When you had to... I'd fixed it. When you had to rinse it off. Because of all the jam on it. Ha ha!

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Oh. Now? Oh, that's disgusting. We got to do the opening monologue. Monologue. Why is this man in our podcast studio? I'm about to do the, can we just do the opening monologue? Let's deal with this man.

Oh, that's a luge. So, how about Trump? Can we talk about Trump? But don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't He's a sandwich. That, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, we got all the great show to know. We got, um, Oh, I'm not done with the dreading. I'm just going to do another Trump. Sorry. It's going to be really worth it. And now it's awesome.

Man, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, So Zach, I noticed you lost your cat last week. Yeah. Have you checked bloody, uh, looked everywhere, but have you checked on the top of Trump's head? Me! Guys, it's time for a lip sync battle, but unfortunately we don't have the music,

but it's my turn, you ready? Yeah. He's so good. That's a viral hit. He's very accurate. Knock, knock, knock, hello. Hello, bro, do you want to get my help? Hello?

No, I'm knocking. Knock, knock, knock. Are you talking to me? No, shut up. Shut your fucking mouth. Hello. I'm the viral police, and that no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm not talking. You can talk now. I don't need to talk now. Yeah. You can talk now, Max. Oh, well. Just talk now, Max.

Excuse me, we're trying to record a podcast and we don't know who you are. You just walked in. Who are you? What are you? Sorry, I forgot that. Oh, I forgot that we're going to do that joke and I've called him Max this whole time. No, I don't know who he is. Who?

Sorry, who's this? I think it says on the iTunes thing, probably. Fucking in the future. Yeah, in the future. Oh, sorry, I didn't go to the future. Check the iTunes thing, come back fucking the future. Yeah, in the future. I'm sorry I didn't go to the future check the iTunes thing come back into the Part so tonight on the art is gonna show we've got Eddie red main Eddie. There was another Ed Thing and Eddie Murphy and mr. Ed the horse as fast Eddie and the diabetic chef from better homes and Guards as well as night 7 3030 as well as not not not an Ed

pun but our our reola grande which is just a big nipple who are you what do you what do you want who are you what do you do are you what's your connection to the nipple is in our reola we start every podcast with fuck say your name and and how you define yourself I really wanted that joke to work. It went for it, go for it Max. Oh, who are you? My name's Eddie Murphy. Oh, I got a radio. Character good. Very good.

Very good. My Eddie Murphy, what do you do for a living? That's the depth of the character. Tell us about the time you had a sexual intercourse with scary spice. Oh, I didn't know about that. How was work? Well, they had a kid.

This is good character stuff. That was the whole thing. Tell us I didn't know about that. How was working? Well, they had a kid. This is good character stuff. That was the whole thing. Tell us about the film Bo Finger. That was a good film. I had a stint. Shut up. Shut up, Eddie Murphy. You had no one cares.

Your time's coming gone. What about the film The Haunted Castle? Starring Eddie Murphy. Tell us about that. I know about Raw. That was a good standoff. Not only is it very homophobic. I think it's the haunted mansion. I think it's the haunted mansion and not only is the haunted mansion a terrible fucking film. But the ride at Disneyland in California

is the worst fucking ride I've ever been on in my life. Can I say for the record, I wish I could agree with you, I wish I had any sort of thought on the matter. I forget that it's your favorite movie. I went on the haunted castle, haunted mansion with you Mark, and my only memory of the haunted mansion, one of the most seminal, one of the most groundbreaking rides in history, is Mark Manano sitting next to me being like, this is dumb, that doesn't even go fast. This is so dumb, oh good, oh, that goes.

This is so boring. You can't even be so fucking despised. I waited for 45 minutes. So fucking long. I waited for 45 minutes, I better spend the whole ride with a boy next to me, oh, good, oh, look, we're spinning around, this is so dumb. Can I play Sherlock Holmes for a second? Yeah

Are you really Eddie Murphy? No? This is why we keep max behind the camera. How do you? I'm Max as you have said. Yeah, Max tell me about Tell me about Max. Tell me what Max does. Tell me what drives Max. Hey, what is Max? What is Max? So obviously, I'm a first time listener. I don't know what a Max is. I see the boys on stage.

I see the boys on the videos. But what is a Max? Well, all that stuff, the videos that you see online. Yeah, dude. That's the Max does or the directing in the film and the editing. And he writes them all as well. And he writes them all as well, yeah. And he does or the directing and the editing and he writes the music for them anyone who's like are they're the old stuff is better than the new stuff or they've really lost it they don't know how to tell a joke

anymore anyone who's been saying that that's all Max's fault so you can send all that hate hatred right towards Max's he writes at all my hands are clean And you make you so you make films you're a picture man. Yes, make the pictures Tell tell us some of the film nice to be on the podcast only after 37 episodes you got me on good Oh, Max you've been busy You know one sixth of aren't you don't but always because you have no charisma It's because it's because no one likes you. Yeah, you'll see, once we've seen how many people have listened to this and all the negative

comics, you'll see exactly why it's taken 37 podcasts. Thanks. I'm going to secret, don't tell the other boys. Okay. But I like you. I think, Zach. I like you so much. How you, Zach, what do you, you bully and max?

No, no, we're not talking about nothing. You bully and you're not talking about nothing. Zach, Zach, can I tell you a secret? Yeah. I just want to say that. I know that you like Maxon. I really like that about you. It's one of my favorite things. Hey, thank you so much. Don't tell anyone behind us. It's an amazing... That's a mark.

Oh, yeah, hey, Bart. I'm gonna see you guys at the hotel, yeah. What are you doing, man? I'm out of packet of skittles at my ass for four weeks now. Man, I told you. That's why your poop keeps coming out purple. I can't get him out of my house, Max. Dude, I told you what you need to poop keeps coming out purple I can't get a man in my house Max dude I told you what you need to do is get one of those bendy straws Yeah, you need to stick a couple together bend it towards me and then just blow you even I'd

That you need to stick it up your ass and blow mark. I did that guess what stuck up my ass now Oh God, is it like 20 bendy straws you got that right baby got them and you know what I'm gonna do I'm just gonna pull some lemonade and some bacardi down your asshole make a little cocktail. You great, come on, let's go. Mark, Mark, yes, access. Hey, I've just been looking for my Skittles and bendy straws. Oh, I don't know where they've been man, I've got no idea.

I just got one skittles and a couple of weeks. I've got no idea where that one second spurtin'. Yeah. Oh man, I just found out something real for long. What was that? I think my Ariola Grande jerk didn't work at the start of the podcast. No idea where that one second bird in. Bird in. Oh man, I just found out something real for long. I think my Ariola Grande joke didn't work at the start of the podcast. That's not a secret, I think you're from a knows. All right, go, stay max.

Yeah. Hey, bird in my mountains. Tell me to tell you, fuck you, and he hates you. Max, you seen my Skittles anywhere? I was gonna eat them. Yeah, I saw them at Brandt's house. What? What?

Oh, shit. I got a secret to tell you a story. Okay, before I know where your Skittles and Bendy straws are. Berent, Berent. My hair, Berent, sack nose that the Skittles and Bendy straws are. I have to tell you.

I have to tell you. I have to tell you. I have to tell you something. What? You've been inquiring about the location of your Skittles and or Bendy straws. Yes. And I know where they are. they are and I'm about to tell you Brodin, brodin, just before you tell us, I just let's try one more blow

I My skittles Wow, it's high tech I ate all the skittles now. Where were they, Broden? They were in my rectum. Oh, hey. I'll be trying to get that secret for so long.

I just, I, I told you that. I told you that. I told you that. I told you that. I'm a piece of ass. I don't know why you ate them. So, yeah, but I thought you were just having a joke. No.

I want to tell you, you put skittles up in the classroom. I told you. You told me that. No. I want to tell you you put skiddles up your ass. I told you. You told me that? Yeah, I don't know why you ate that. Well, I just, I thought you were having a joke. You were joking about the Eddie Murphy stuff. You would, you just come into our podcast. Why would I joke about that? Max, you come into our podcast. You make jokes and you make goofs and you make gags. How long I meant to know when you're being serious about skittles being uproading Zas'hole? I thought that would have been clear. Oh, okay. Max, you like film. You make film. You love film. You're made of film.

You are a film boy. You have film flowing through your vent. What Max just did like a little thing with his arms like he was made of film, which is fucking dumb. Why don't we know? We don't film the podcast? Why don't we film the podcast? No, that's, we've been asking you to film them for so long, we fucking jurors. I'm not fucking filming the podcast. He was six thavanti darts.

Began for it. Max, a little unknown fact about Max is he does do film, he does all our film, but also Max is... monthly subscriber to lucrate and the thing about lucrate is that you can get a lucrate the box and the shit the lividy and the and the do it every podcast until we get it until it happens mark mark you silly

silly billy got a lucrate dot org get yourself the new and i'm not familiar with lucrate can you tell me about it sure but i'll sponsor by he keeps sponsoring this thing that he's keeps saying got org and get yourself the new one. I'm not familiar with Lucrite. Can you tell me about it? Oh, sure. We're not sponsored by. He keeps sponsoring this thing that he's keeps saying we're sponsored by him or not. It's like us saying that our videos are sponsored by Telstra. And do you know who worked for Telstra?

The guy who they've charged with the murder of the three girls in Clamon in WA in the 90s. I thought you meant he was like the CEO of Telstra. The CEO of Telstra was a serial killer for the Clamont killer. He's almost as bad as a fool. He's bloody killer and a wallocom. What was a Telstra? He's killing a wallocom with those bloody prices. Sorry to the family if they're listening. Max what's what other film have you done apart from the wildly successful Andy Donner channel with subs far less than sketchy and a lot of other YouTube channels and be

honest because you know it's our flaws that make us human. Yeah, my floor's bloody carpet, so I'm willing to really sit. O R you dip shit You dip shit. Oh Hey, okay, all right all right. I'm gonna lay this down all right. I came in here. I'm a floor. I Get it Fuck you Zach Excuse me Mark. I came in here to defend you because he was bullying you I came in here to defend you and then you laugh at me. I wasn't laughing at you. I, what had happened?

Let me speak. Okay, let me just, let me speak. Let me speak. All right. Yes, I'm listening. Yes, exactly. I'm listening. Okay.

Can I? Yep. Can I have a thin? Let him have thin. So, man. I'm done. I'm thin. You're a filmmaker, you're a, you're a What's up with your pocket?

You're a, you're a racquetter. You're a racquetter. You're a white stripe. You're a white stripe, yeah. So, Matt, like, because we all know, like, you know, you're in film, you make film. Are you still on Centrelink? Thankfully not, you know.

Oh, that's pretty good. Thank the heavens. Yeah. What what films have you made apart from Donners? I different kinds of stuff music videos. I know What name them? I've done some for peaking dark who Kingswood Yeah, bunch of different Aussie acts. I think which video clips I watch, Rage? I watch video hits. I've got Channel V.

Tell me which ones. Hi, Beacon Dark High and take me over. Wow, I love that video. Now that wasn't the one. Surely that wasn't the one that won the Rolling Stone music video of the year. Big Fuckhead Director Award. Yeah, I want to explain to you.

I want to explain to you. Do you know that you knew that? Yes Wow Wow What Rolling Stone Australia That's fair What video did it beat? I just want to make it clear

I want to make it clear I'm a let you finish I'm a let you finish But what video did it beat? I shandily Yeah Fuck you, shandily Like the, fuck you shandily Like the biggest music video of the year

Max let me be pretty impressive let me beat see ya let me be frank max I beat the greatest video of this day. I guess that video clips pretty good But it's not my favorite peaking video clip I wish you'd done the one about the little kids on a beach that looks like Mars and it's also got some nights fighting Is that is that you being frank? I'd like you to meet Wolfe. Frank meets Wolfe. That's pretty like that needs explanation man. But unfortunately I'm not doing it really good.

It's a nice segue. Well because you didn't do them all on your own like it. But I'm not taking away from your talent, Max, you're very good, but you do work with another little boy. Just for clarity, you did that video clip that I was saying. Oh, right, sorry. That's a great, nice, all good. So my personal favorite peaking down video, just for me, like those are great, but my personal

favorite is where the skinny dude did confetti shit. Feels like. Yeah. Frank Meetzwolf is the name of max's company. Sorry for clarity The company Max also did the name with so I work with the name of his collaboration with Yes, I work with the Jeff Johnson who's also a director and we did those music videos together and yes His company's Frank meets wolf Jay Jay is what we like to call Jeff So if you ever hear us referring to a Jay

That's Jeff Johnson. And how long have you worked in this field? I'm not talking about the career. I'm talking about this large Oatfield we're in. How long have you plowed this field? Since uni. Okay. And you've been working at J.J. Northland.

I started JJ's Northland when I was in your 9. Yep. Sick. And how do you bank? Max, shut the fuck up. Ring ring. Why? Oh.

Ring ring ring. God, you're the first person to ever ask that. I don't have an answer. Oh my God. I know this is a strange, and I don't think it's happened in our 900 podcasts, but the phone is ringing Whoa, that's so strange ring ring ring ring. I didn't realize there was a phone in here Did any of you imps it put a phone in here? Um, hello you're on the anti-domin podcast. Oh did I there? Oh Max Miller's biggest fan

Oh, wow. Hi. How are you mate? Oh, fantastic. I've got some Wallabies out the back. And I love watching music videos and comedy sketches. Let me ask you three things really quick and you just fire the answers back to me. What's your name? My name is Jimmy and I'm a big fan of Maximilla. What do you do for living? I love a reacadle and I look after my wallabies out in the middle of Australia. And what's your favorite, what are your big fan-offs?

I'm a big fan of Max Miller and the film about the penguins that he co-edited. Ring ring ring. Oh, ring ring ring. Sorry, sorry, I'm so sorry Max. You've got your fan on the line. Ring ring. Is it strange to say, but there's a phone ring ring. Ring ring ring.

And I'm, can I answer? Ring ring ring. Is that okay? What was your name again? My name is Jimmy and I'm going to answer. Oh, is that okay? What was your name again? My name is Jimmy and I'm in the middle of Australia. You don't have to give that much exposition every time. Yeah, all right, I'm Jimmy and I love racing. That's enough, that's enough.

That's enough, just say Jimmy. Jimmy, ding dong ding dong ring. Okay, now it's gone into the ding dong bit of the ring turn. So I'm really going to answer and refer it goes to voicemail. Alone. Oh, get out there, cover! Who's the- who are you? Oh, Jimmy's biggest fan!

Oh, geez. Jimmy's biggest fan. Oh, me! Oh, bloody love, Jimmy. How do you do? You're the biggest fan of... Mac. Of Jimmy, who's the biggest fan of Max Miller?

Oh, I don't know. The fuck Max Miller is, but gee, who is on my big wall of big, Diggory Doofan? A Jimmy? Gee, bloody whoiz, that's so fantastic! And what's your name, Jimmy, fan? Ah, my name's... ...Duh, Max Miller! Hey, maybe you should come around sometime, Max Miller,

and we can bloody watch the Penguin movie that Max co-edited. The game would never been being oddballed the film that Max Miller worked on. Oh, no, no, no, no, it's about a penguin, and that's got Kenny in it. Max Miller, the character, can I ask you three quick questions? Hello, I'm Sanity. Max shut up, and we're really deep in character shit now, and I know you don't do many podcasts, I know you sit in a fucking studio all day, just shooting films, you think this is just something we whim-wam together on the fly,

but I've got to go through this character stuff. And also, if you want to talk bloody ringes up, all right, that's the fucking standard way. Are you a character or are you a mark? No, I'm Mark who talk, bloody ringer's up. Alright, that's the fucking standard way. Are you making a small of the character, are you Mark? No, I'm Mark, who's mad at Max at the moment. I'm not. Maybe get back into character mate. Oh, get out, mate.

Okay, so you're called Max Miller, how old are you? I'm bloody, first, I'm 20 years old. Okay, great, and what do you do for a living? I bloody run around with my parents around my ankles and I tickle kangaroos without, I can't, it tails off. It's what we know in the middle of Australia. It's a different place here, like the Wild West. And we're always singing this song,

bum bum bum, paddy, you do, bum bum bum. Jesus. She's a fun, fun, fun, fun, favorite movie of the big, but mental episode. That makes me a little bit edited. I love to run around with kangaroos love to cut their tails off,

love to put them down kangaroos love to cut their tails off love to put them a pant and go look I got a big willy. Oh, I've got a big willy I think Max is clapping Max. Do you have any questions for either oh Jesus? I just got really loud there Max Do you have any questions for either Jimmy or Max Miller? Jesus, I just got really loud there Max. Do you have any questions for either Jimmy or Max Mill? What's your favorite thing who you talking Jimmy? Hello there. I'm Jimmy or Max Mill is biggest fan. I love for my his cattle. Jimmy's biggest fan. Jesus Christ. Well, first of all, he's the character's gift so much exposition. First of all, I would love a bloody autograph from my favorite

film maker. You can send to P.O. Box 47 Wallaby Street in the middle of Australia. Wallaby Street. What's the postcode? Zero nine two four. So I do have a question. When you were co-editing the Penguin movie, my favorite movie, what was it like co-editing all the piglets and the doggies and Kenny? Oh, I love doggies. I've got a couple on the farm where I'll raise cattle. I think my rim is. No, they're bloody, they're bloody the sh- the shaggy ones Are you glad we persevered with this burden ring ring ring ring. Oh my god I don't know how this has happened

We have another phone call ring ring um Hello, you've called the anti-donna podcast. Yeah kid. I this is Andrew guys Off-by basketball for up by basketball and the Addy's and Narnies and Australia. Andrew Gays is so good to have you on the Undy-Done of Podcasts. We're all big fans, I met you once at an airport when I was a kid. Oh geez, was I on a-off or a flight somewhere? What, no you were very high. Um...

Oh, I-J- you would be at the airport with all those planes. I- who won't have to play some basketball? I'd love to play some. Sorry, I don't know who Andrew Gases has been too busy rearing cattle through the 90s and 2000s. And watching my favourite movie, that's the Penguin movie co-edited. But I got no time for basketball.

I'm too busy watching Jimmy raise cattle living in the middle of Australia. Let me get this clear. You don't know who Andrew Gases? No, I know. So I'm getting there. Oh, I don't know who he is. I, I know who Andrew gazes. No, I know Well, let me put it this way hit it max The bomb max you gotta do the beast the bomb

Andrew gazes on here to say I want to teach you guys basketball to play Get the hoop slam dunk. Yes, you do we're big old, but you got Leonard Copeland and Mark and Brad Key and Shane Heel and pass the ball a dunk the ball a dunk the ball and how you guys let's have fun for all if you're five or you six Saw yourself and all your eight its fitness eddle keep you grade, you've got a triple pass, get the ball in, three throws and three points. But that's a coach. That sounds like the most fun thing you could ever do. Is it a bit like rugby league or the penguin movie co-edited by Max Miller? Not really.

You seem to be a bit obsessed. A bit obsessed, yes, sometimes I like to get a little flight all the way from Alice Springs to Melvin. I get off the plane, I go to Max's house, and I watch him through a window. Yeah, cool. Oh, hang on, ring, ring. Oh, no, the phone's ringing again, but there's only already three characters here. There's only one person who's not doing a character. Ring, ring, ring. It must be all answer the phone hello

Hello, it's the max Miller here Sorry now we've already got a character here Hey, well you max Miller. Yeah, good. I'm just doing a podcast. Oh, well, well, this got real meta So hang on and you're you're What you explain that to us? They're being Andrew Gays. And me being Jimmy, Max Miller's the biggest fan. And me being Max Miller, Jimmy's biggest fan. But I've never heard of Max Miller. I carried the flag of the 2000 Olympics. Go on. I'll re-catalyze. Middle of Australia. And I can't kangaroo status off often where I'm around like it's more willy well I should anti-donna films

I'm here with Brodin Mark and Zach actually yeah they're all right they're a bit shit you got that right buddy Max tell us about your favorite anti-donna moment about your favourite anti-donna moment. Are you an anti-donna fan? Yeah, well of course I am. I sometimes watch him in between screenings of the Penguin movie co-edited by Max Miller. So what is it? It's my, the Max Miller sugar on top of the Max Miller cake. Why don't you tell us about your favourite anti-donna moment and then we'll have a chat

about your improv. My favourite character is Mr Mustache. Go on. Yes, my favourite was definitely a man who can't roll up his sleeves. But Ritter. Why, it's serious. Hey Max, good joke. Max, I've got a question for you. We were stretching for seven sketches on that day.

I have no opinion on that sketch but I reckon Zach thinks it's a lot better than the rapid gifts. Makes me love. Zach, you guys have ever seen a basketball? No, haven't. I'll tell you what I have seen. A bloody kangaroo breaking into my cattle farm. And I'll run around to try and catch that bloody kangaroo and then I get a bloody shotgun and I shoot it And then I run up cut it sail off walk around like it's more willy. Oh, Max Miller and I'm Jimmy's biggest fan And I'm Jimmy and I'm Max Miller's biggest fan and I'm Max Miller Did you get to meet Kenny at the village city was premier? Miller. Did you get to meet Kenny at the Village Cinema's premiere? Yes. His name's Kevin James, isn't it? Kevin James.

No, that's Kevin James. Sorry, Bob. I got a question for you, Max Miller. Tell us all about the premiere of the Penguin movie co-edited by Max Miller that screened at Village Cinemas. Were you there? No, I was, I had the day off that day, but I noticed some photos of it, and I thought that's very funny that Max has gone to a premiere of a film that at my part-time job, and that's the day I decided that we needed a fucking Patreon. Thanks so much to everyone who donates to our Patreon. And just a big thanks to everyone who donates to the Andrew Gays Patreon. He'll soon be practised for slam days.

And thanks so much to everyone who donate to the bloody kangaroo Wallaby hour. That's my Patreon. That helps me shoot all the kangaroos that get into the cattle farm. They're a pest in the middle of Australia. Sometimes I get in a helicopter, I'm a mate's helicopter, and I just shoot. I just slaughter all the kangaroos. And thanks to everyone that dough dates to the Max Miller Patreon, not the bloody Max Miller Patreon, but the Max Miller Patreon. So tell us, tell us all about it Max. Sorry about what? Did you get a free popcorn?

Did you get a free popcorn Fucking hell man, did you get a free popcorn? Premier did they have a sometimes what we used to do when I worked at the cinema Zach Rwain worked at the cinema Is he make a small popcorn and put it on every seat of the premier? Did you get a small popcorn on your seat? We've got a really big shoot starting tomorrow Oh, that's you're on a hurt the only Donna boys are shooting their pilot for Stan Oh, that's wrong. I heard the only Donna boys are shooting their pilot for Stan. Yeah. Shaperones tomorrow. So what are you doing in here doing a podcast? You should be getting ready. Yeah.

What happened? Why, why are you in here then? Um, you want to play some basketball? I was hoping to meet Andrew Gays, my childhood hero. Well, I'm prematurely silver-headed. How's it going? He's pretty old, isn't he? Andrew Gays, my powder hero. I'm prematurely silver-heared. How's it going? Pretty old, isn't he? Well, I was silver-heared when I was in me 30s.

I applied for the Senn and Tonyo Spurs for a bit. But I wasn't good enough to keep fighting. Senn and Tonyo Spurs. Joey, where's this at like a Wallaby? You bitcher. I think I'd have stayed long. Did you get a small popcorn? What's your favorite? I had tried to a small popcorn? What's your favorite?

I had tried to think we did. What's your favorite film? Ah, the Penguin film. Oddball? Oddball. I thought it was about a dog. Yeah, but Penguin's as well. It's a great film.

Yeah, that's how I did it. Did you really edit it? Yeah, cool. Did you work on it? Yeah, cool. Did you work on earbud? No. Oh, I love that movie. Three guesses why? Are you a fan of dogs? No.

Are you a fan of quality, quality DVDs for the whole family on a Friday night? Yes, kid. I'm trying to think about other things that are in that film. for the whole family on a Friday night. Yes, kid. Hmm. I'm trying to think about other things that are in that film. Just keep in mind that I really like basketball. Okay. Oh, are you a big fan of movies caching in on the success of Beethoven about eight years after it came out?

Jimmy, yet you are absolutely right. Yay! What is your favourite fucking film? Jimmy? No, ma'am. I'll tell you my favourite movie. He's the bloody penguin movie co-edited by Max Miller. Check it out at imdb.com

It also stars Teigen Higginbotham which is in that sketch where Zach's been friendzoned. He's since grown up and realised that sketch is about friendzoning probably doesn't help the conversation. I relate to it heaps, man. I did relate to it at the time. I wrote it in about three minutes. Happens to me so much, man. I'm like, I'm like, all the babes, I'm like,

oh man, I really like you. And then they're like, who are you? Why have you just accosted me on the street? I hate getting friends-owned man. My opinion as Andrew Gays is that you just gotta just be yourself with girls. Stop trying to put on some for

sad and just be yourself and get that slam dunk. Max, is there once? Max, which moment would you like to end this podcast? Sorry. What's a lesson you'd like to leave for the young basketballers out there about filmmaking? Yeah. But everything you need to know about filmmaking is in the Ed Bud.

Just watch that film. Fuck you, Max. Oh, my God. Thanks so much for coming, Max. We've got to have you on again soon. When we have you on next week, maybe we'll have a more serious conversation about something like that. on next week, maybe we'll have a more serious conversation. Maybe next week.

Yeah, let's do it next week. After we've shot six days of the pilot. No, no, we're just going to record straight after this. But release it. Bye everyone. Luke Wright. You've been listening to the Aunty Donna Podcast. Thanks for joining us for another rip-apisode brought to you by AuntyDonnaClub.com.

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