Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast Ep 311 - Silly Boy

Episode Date: June 28, 2022

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Get a legends and welcome to another Ripper episode of the Anti-Donna podcast. This week we have a new guest which will go into love called a silly boy. Remember, if you're loving the pod you can get access to the video version and a whole bunch of bonus episodes at anti-donnaclub.com. You listen to the only drama podcast The greatest fucking book I see in the world Brody, my contact is sometimes and yes We hope you enjoy the motherfucking podcast Good morning everyone, my name is Brody and Kelly My name is Zachary Ruralman

Just the two of us today For now For now. For now. And do you want to explain, Brody, and why it is just... This week, I thought I'd introduce Mark's away having some issues with some personal... We don't want to go into it. All he's told us is that it's a burning feeling. When he kisses. In his mind. In his mind.

And his eurestra. Anyway, but luckily enough, I made a call to a friend. I knew a heightened comedy character friend of mine. Now, I don't know this gentleman. I've not met this gentleman. I just hope they're not too silly. I don't know who you're about to introduce. That's the worst. That's really bad. Because I'm in the mood for a very serious podcast. I want to talk about serious

things like politics, the right to die if you choose to die. The write to die if you choose. If you, if you, if, if, if, if, if those, you know, with terminal illness. I wanna talk about the important things. So this has to be someone that can kind of Yeah. A jive with that, so tone. Oh well. Okay, I'm not sure, but please, this is my friend.

I met him at a silly place. Okay. Please welcome Mr. Silly. Well it's silly boy. You're being silly already. You're being scoring me Mr. Silly. My name is Silly boy. Show me if that's too silly. Sorry my mistake. This is silly boy and he is very silly. I'm the silliest will it. Well, actually, I'm not that silly.

I like to say when alpha point point point point point. Is that, can I just say? We? Mr. Silly boy, you just need to move away from the mic just a little bit of tune. I'm being silly with help closer I am to the mic. This is silly. Yeah, that's very close.

It's, yeah, it's just, it's very close. It's just a lot. Yeah, it's just a lot. And you use it, you know, I don't know, silly is synonymous with hitting plosives, but you certainly are, Mr. Silly. That's a shilly, foreign dross. I'm going to shut to the ear when you're too close. Mr. Silly, thanks for coming. Shilly boy!

Yeah, I'm sorry, silly boy. I'm so sorry. Can I say, thank you for not bringing someone silly on. He is called Mr. Silly, but I find it repulsive, repuncted, disgusting. He's not silly, he points out silly nests. I'm not that silly, I'm quite silly, but when you're being a silly, we'll be, we'll be, we'll be, we'll tilly. I'll wet you, whoa.

I'm feeling a lot of emotions, none of the Bacilli. Yeah, yeah, he's not silly. But why are you laughing? A Swayri boy, wow, shut his own wheelchair. Yeah, so Mr. Sorry, silly boy. Swayri boy, tell us a little bit about yourself. Tell us the story, where did you grow up? Well, I grew up in a little town by the breach and I will go swirthing where we'd

weigh on the water with our board, not very serious stuff. Well, if I can touch on that, you see, you lived under a bridge, so it's a river you went to serve the river. I lived under a bridge. So, is that a river you went serve in river? I lived under a bridge, DREAMTWOWN. DREAMTWOWN. DREAMTWOWN. What's the opposite of an erection? Like, just flaccid. Just so flaccid.

Like liquid, almost. Liquid, my dick is liquid. Well, that's okay, can I shut it? I think he's going to say it's silly. To say your, your dwiki wiki is licky wiki. To do? Gross. That's a very swirly thing to shwag.

Yeah, no, that is silly, too. And why would you sway that? I would say liquid comes out of your diki wiki tiki. Oh no. That's not shwirly, but to say your actual well-decades, liquid is a swirly thing and my swirly alarm has gone off. So, I'm here to say that a Shilly thing to say and track, I love woo. He loves you. Mr. Sillyboy loves you.

Shillyboy loves Silly's act. Thank you. It's to be clear, I hate you. Broden hasn't been swearing, you know, I wish but brash. No, I live my life quite down the line. I'll pay my taxes when they're due. Oh, you know, stay fit as, you know, it's possible and watch the news every night. She, now, this is what I think. And I'm just a silly boy.

Yeah. I might have had anything. Well, I would say that you may end up swirly-ish. It actually, you know, being swilly. Oh, no. Can I say as well, I think you're trying to set yourself up as the end to this as a view. But I feel quite neutral to you.

Yeah. The end to this as a view is someone I love. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you're a fan of you, he loves you. Yeah. The answer is if it was someone I love. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If you're a fan of you, he loves you. He loves you. He loves you. Boys. Oh. What's the shiwiyu feng you've ever done? Oh yeah. Well, one time. What's the shiwiyu feng you've ever done in your house? Why are you adding W's? I mean, it makes sense to say to change an art to a W sound. That's a speech, but you're adding W. You just said,

Dwan, I don't like this character. I think it's a silly thing to do, Mr. Slyly Boy. I think what you like, Mr. Boy would be what I would call... No, I just swear we were all boy from under bridge downtown, near the bleach. Yeah, Mr. Sly little boy from under bridge downtown near the bleach. Yeah, Mr. Silly's from under bridge downtown. And you're finding him quite off-putting. Yeah. Now, silly boy.

Well, from the coitus and idea heroine to Quava. What? You silly boys, you silly, whirly boys. I don't know. I was talking about Clayton's doing heroin. You did heroin with Anthony Clayton? Anthony Cater. Cateres. Right. So you're froma? Oh, Anthony Keaters. Keaters.

Right, so you're from California? I know, I've reached Grand Plans. Were you moving in those rock circles, Mr. Stone? What's the serious thing you boys have ever done? You know what? I think I've ever done. I'm probably blowing raspberries. That's, here what I think you've done there. You've gone, what's a swirly foring to say?

I know something not that swirly, but actually you say something not that swirly. Where's a way for you to say something very swirly? Yeah. I'm swirly boy. Would you like to hear my swirly swung? Well, I've got you out there. Not particularly. Oh. This we wrote this swung together, me and Antony Quiddish. Oh my god, is it a very accomplished song, right?

Yes, sometimes I'm swirly, but I have a swell too. Pardon? I have a little swell. Pardon? I have a swell day, but try to, mate. A swell. A swell. Yeah, I've got a twang twang.

So I feel like a big, swirly, barely, these are original words. Sometimes I feel swirly in short, my tongue with a swirly,

big, whirly and that's swirly till tilly. I'm Anthony Kuwaitish. I'm a silly boy.'m a man to be quiet as I'm a silly boy. Now, some was originally made writing about how silly and funny it was.

From the perspective. Tom's I do dance with, with well-witty music. Some Tom's I pat my ear andbed my belly at the same time. Sometimes I'll fill my mouth with too many maltweezers. That's silly. I wish we'd be a wee now I'm gonna do hate. You know what a maltweiser is? I'm a sumic maltiser. Not no.

Why don't you ever want a boy? That's it. We are God's domain friends to do. And none of them oppose. I'm gonna say, we're we boy. Doing heroine. Take me to the place I know. Take me all the way. Right. Now, that's one of the silliest songs we wrote. Play son ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Oh, do you? That's pretty silly, because you should be happy silly boy. But swirly isn't a, sometimes I swirly-fewing isn't a happy-fewing.

You can be swirly when you're swad. Can you? Yeah. I know, now the W's are starting to piss me off a little bit. Like, so... Summer to swirly is whinn-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-tt-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t when I've been there. Stop that. Stop that. Stop that. Stop that. Stop that. Where were your friends? I've got to, that is when I've been twad. There's no need for a W there. Like one time I laid in bed, wall day and cried and cried my eyes out because I was so sweat and I thought I want to maybe I was I was so sweat because I I was taking some some anti-depressants and I went out of them and then I was coming some antidepressants

and I went out of them and then I was coming from them, they were called Xanax and then I was so sweat after coming down of them, I cried in my blood, whoa, day, your bridge roll day. No, my bread,

my bread, where are we? We've sleep in bread. I sweep my bread. No, that's silly. I sweep in my bread. I was so swirly that day I cried in my bed all day. Yeah, okay. I'm very dark-forged. If we can move away from the depression, silly boy. But when I think about it now I go, so silly. So silly. Now you talk about your- you've talked about your early days living under a bridge in the sort of downtown west and

West west or I weird now high school. Where did you go to high school? I Studied I went to a St. Walsh dinosaur Not turnative kind of someone say silly to school wish and they recognize Helm could I was a point and I went other people were swimming very early so diagnosing silliness Well, yes, and so they said you don't have to do mobs. You don't have to do swathe So smoothies. Yeah, you don't have to do geography or whatever Okay Ang wadda da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da West was slippery ab, born and raised. I know he's doing the- I know he's doing the- First time I've done that. First time I've done that. First time I've done that. First time I've done that.

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did you have to study your third? Oh, I got it. No, it's just a thing that comes very naturally. Like, well, Smith was, I was like, up, silly, your, silly,

your being, where we right now, easy for me to say some people thought he was maybe angly other people thought maybe it was shut up, but me, I sure, Silly. I thought he was being silly too, and Jilly yelled it. You're a pregnant character. Yeah, she'll keep making me feel very bad for bullying here.

No. No, I don't, I do want you to feel a little bit bad with the W's and the child like boys. You're making me feel sick. I'm showy. We can talk about other things like, I love shucking. Ah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's silly. I love silly. I love tongueing bwang. You love tongueing bwang. Tunging bwang. Tunging bwang. And it's not silly. I came bum. Tungy bum. Tungy bum. And it's not silly.

I came very loud and clear to me. That's not swirly for me eating ass. Tungy bum. Yeah. That's for me. Because when you're tungy bum. Yeah. What do you love about tungy bum?

I love the way it makes the other person get all wet in their brothole. They like that it creates a wet butt hole. Wish. That's why it sounds like when I'm being swirly. Yeah, one more time please. No, no, no, no, no. I thought it would be good. Comedically for me to start to slowly get on board. Would it be said, would it be if I put my tongue in your bun's rack?

No, imagine that would be quite a sensual experience. Would it be put my tongue in your bun? No, thank you. Well, can. Silly boys asked, can he put his tongue in your bun? Can Silly Boy do that? Yeah. No, not you, no.

Sherwy Boy loves all the animals under animal queen. Oh, you love animals. You love animals. Which I do. Could you give me your top 40? Yeah. Top 40 animals in the Smannimal Kingdom. What's the Smannimal Kingdom? The Animal Kingdom. Now you're being silly. That's a big thing. I'm not being silly. I'm not a Swayri boy. I can tell them. I'm a people who are being swirly. I'm telling you right now, Cunt, that you're being silly. Ah, but in doing that, don't you think you're being a well-swirly?

No, I think I'm down the line. Quite legitimately. You're, I think you're gaslighting me, which is silly. I think you're telling me that I'm not, I'm being silly when you are clearly being silly. You're actively and deliberately mispronouncing words. Why, Fling? You're being purposefully whup, shit, and that's an act of silly-wish. Can I?

Can I go? Yeah, you can go, please. Take five. It's actually going to take five. Oh, great. Because he's quite, he's quite, he's, you've really thrown him. I'm sure we are. So he just needs to take out, take a breath.

And with that, we're going to take a little break. We're back with the second verse of the silly boy song. Oh, that was silly. Now admit, admit that was silly. No, that was grash. That was grash coming out of the white spot. But you burped into the microphone. My twam, twum is all mixed up.

I have Waxa for lunch. Laxa for lunch. And I have some Wauwish. Laxa and Lolly. So which is? Silly. No. No.

I'm going to fucking pin you down on being silly. You're being swery now. You're being swery because you're not actually right? You're not being that obshort. You know, say what you want about Mr. Silly, Silly Boy. You do know how to point out Silly. I know, I can recognize when anyone has been silly.

It's quite a bit wea- that I can be this silly. I don't tell anybody. I'm actually the swilliest person And I love When I'm more fun the kingdom Showing me any animals I like to take pictures of

Zach's just coming back in, just in time for the chorus, Zach. Great. I'm a very shrewy boy Shrewy, we woke up time, I like to do things That are shrewy and a shrewy silly, we're li-boy Can't be very shrewy and nobody can take away How shrewny I am Yeah

Swinny and shy Now what's happened is Zach has come back in with a different mind frame I'm seeing He's going to make a real point of getting on board with silly boy That sounds like a shilly choice you've made Yes well I suppose it is, Mr. Silly. Shittily boy! Okay, let's see if we go. Ahhhhh!

Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH This is an outro from Blood Sugar Six Magic. But yeah, very good. This is a silly boy, very good song. I can't tell if Jack's being swear we are not anymore.

I don't think Jack knows where he sits in the spectrum of silly. But can I just say- Would you like me to be silly? Yes. Okay, that wasn't very silly. That was stupid Okay, I'll work on that if you just look for it stupid Don't ever do that ever again. I'll fucking kill you. Okay, Mrs. silly silly boy. Oh

Fucking cut you Disgusting, but she's fucking baby. was just, you're fucking sick, fuck man. I will fucking kill you. Fuck you. I will fucking kill you. I have no fucking idea. I know where you fucking live, you dog. I fucking hate you.

You know what's happening? Those W's disappeared. So, I don't know what that means, but. Maybe compromise. Compromise. Oh, it's back. Good. I don't want to comp

up. Now guys I feel a bit of tension between silly boy and Zach there. No no I think silly boy um you are a bit silly. I'm gonna get a little gun. Quite violent silly boy. I'm gonna shoot you. I'm gonna shoot you in the chest and I'm gonna fuck all the little holes I make. You're fucking with my willy. Do whatever you want, kind of. You're fucking shivering. No, no, I'm not.

I'm not a world with you. You're fucking shivering. You're fucking shivering. You're fucking shivering. I'm gonna fucking burr at her. Fucking baby talking sexual. I'm fucking shivering. You up and fuck all the holes?

Yeah, who's fucking swirly now? Holy boy, I'm sorry. I was a little aggressive before? I was a little aggressive before. A little aggressive? I came in here a little aggressive. Yeah. Silly boy, you're a perfectly valid character. Flank-woah.

Um. I always found you funny, but I no longer find you repulsive. I think you're you repulsive. I think that's what I want to hear. You're a pleasant character. I'm, do you agree? I'm a shwimple, shwimmy boy. Yep. Just walking my way through the world,

looking at animals from the animal queen. I think there's things about this character that I clearly silly right? Talked the way talks the way some of the behavior that he exhibits No, I will give him I will give him he's good at pointing out silly Like there's been a few times where I'm like no, I'm genuinely not being silly But then I'm like actually did and so and so that is clever, right? He knows how to point it silly. But it's so lack so much self awareness.

No. Which I think could be a macro silly. I'm never silly. I'm never, I'm never swirly. I think you're being silly. And you're thinking no. No, I'm a swirly, it's claric. Ah, and I can tell when someone's being silly.

If you lack self awareness and I have no respect for you and I think you do have self awareness, I think you're actively know you're being silly. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, we? You're a fucking asshole. No, you're a fucking asshole. You're a fucking asshole. I want a fucking, come here, fucking house. I don't know if you guys don't know where you fucking live. Fucking shit, you're a fucking fucking... I don't think you do know where I live.

I don't think you're a fucking turn the gas on and you're fucking stoked. You don't think I do, you know where I live. And then I'm gonna put a fucking turn on your light. I think you're all talking. And then I'm gonna leave a fucking... Fuck your matches next to your void. So you're like, oh, I can't swing.

I'm a little light. Put some matches in, maybe, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Can I say something? I fucking you this violent stringing you I fucking you the moment he fucking silly boy He's like I'm just silly. I did this can't screw Well you don't actually silly boy Top 10 silly things. Oh top 10 where we fingers that I have a swing from ten from twin pardon from twine or twin What what from ten. From twin. Pardon? From twin or twin. What? What? From ten.

From twin. Did you ever seein' happened? Yeah, I swin, wha- in all that, I did that. Oh, yeah, that you can think of. There I can think of. Seen or thought of? Swin or think of. Number ten, swiwi is freeing whatever ever, swin.

Once I swore, I made a swib on them, but I'm not a ple- all. Slipping on a banana peel. Is that sillier as it just a funny accident? That was so sure we he did on purpose. Okay, good, yeah, good. Nine. He put the banana peel down.

He went to the super market. And he got a banana, he brought one banana. Already I thought, this is a silly thing to do by one for one. And then, it cost, I I think maybe 14 swents and then when then he went route swi he was wearing a twenth coat and a hat and he put the unplew in the bwana and he put on a street swerd on a street swerd and then he went for a wickle walk around a block and then he came a pastor and he swept on it and he fell on his brum.

So, do you know what he was just saying? Do you know, do you understand that? Yes. Oh, this guy's great. So, what, hang on. So, that's probably... So, ten was a person slipping on a banana peel. Second was the same person picking up a banana.

No, I think he was explaining, Tana. I think this is gonna go for a little while and that's okay with me. Why are you even going to talk about my flavor at random? Well hang on, I wanna get through the silly list. So we're in A. Oh, by you squipping that whole bit was very sh- I'll come back, I'll come back.

You have to admit it was where we do. I think it was absent-minded, I'll be. Maybe one of your points in the out of the 10 could be your five points. Maybe you can just sweat the fuck up. Yeah, sweat the fuck up, man. Maybe we can just sweat the fuck up, man. I'm fucking... Let one who fucking knows what's going on running.

Well, I'm just trying to fucking help you. You come there, oh, I want to list this five silliest animals. God knows why. You want to do that. I'm trying to help you. And you come in here and you then attack me. I think you're being silly. I am.

I am. I'm not actually, I hasn't done nine yet. He didn't get it. He didn't get it. Did it was nine, you were explaining, Ten? No, that was nine. Nine was me being where we were. And number two, I would hate to be smart of the Ten.

Oh, I'm on point. Because I'm on point. I spent the way and I brought a better attitude. So Ten is a man's of the above. I think he's being where we again. So, 10 is a man's idea about- I think he's being schwirly again. I've been silly from the start. My issue with you is not that you're silly. Or not, Shilly!

He's not silly. Please don't say he's silly. You're not silly. I'm Shilly, boy! I think you've got a violent undertone. And you upset me. No, this is true. I feel threatened by you. Silly boy, for fuck's sake.

Number 10, it's a beautiful thing. Number 10 was man-swipping on born, Nana. With nine is you being silly, explaining them. Me growing back or explaining the context. Growing back. Growing back as a brain-suffering. So that was number nine. You were demonstrating.

Number nine was my reductin's to it guile of number redactors and numbers eight and eight Number eight was once I swore someone It's blue Sneeze and then out of their nose came a big burger and then the and then the burger fell on the floor and then a man Shwip on Yeah, suppose that's pretty silly. Yeah, that's a silly idea. Did you say that? Are you saying that would be funny? No, I swore it happened

Did you really say it? You swear it happened because what have we been talking about honesty? Haven't we it's okay if it's a made up story. That's very creative. I swear it. Let's, if you didn't see it, and you'll be creative, that's okay. The issue is when you don't tell us when it's made up. If I didn't swear it, and I said I did, that would be swirly.

And we decided. I am not swirly. Yet I'm the bad guy. this guy is scary if you fucking question where will I and where we or not a Gwen I will get actually so and a grandma yeah and I'll get your wetly yeah Yep. And I will pick our part. Yep. By wet and big. Sure you will, can't.

And let me tell you, that searing pain, I hope it is sharp and painful enough that for a moment, I forget that you're the man doing it to me. I hate you, silly boy. Oh, wow. What? My swirly just like those growing off. Ah!

That was being swirly. Number seven. Number seven is one. And one time I was going for a walk around the swity. And I swore away deep. And it was waning and she had a number I were. And she swept into a puddle and she's slimmed. Okay, so the silly things are mostly people falling over.

Well, it's pretty swirly when someone falls down. Silly. Silly. Silly. Swerwie. You're being swirly, tell me how to say Swerwie. Yes, it's a comedy bug cast. I'm S where we boy. I'm where we boy. Number six. Number six, where we swing.

Pardon? Number six. Silly thing. Number six, where we swing. Silly thing. Number six, where we swing. Man slips on and pronoun banana peel number 10. Number nine is silly boy explaining this.

Number eight is a man's knees and slipping on his own booger. Number six. Now, shall we now slip on up? Someone, yeah, and then a lady slipping on a puddle is number six. No, no, no. You're not being able to remember it being you Sherwie. All right, great. Wait, how. You're not being able to remember it. It's being you, Sherwy. All right, great.

Wait, how did you know that was gonna happen? He had this list. This is a list he had from the start. But then also, he's being Shwyl. No, six was Silly Thing. What? He's six is Silly Thing, yeah? Six is Shwyl, if we.

Yeah, so he's not gonna just acily thing. Oh, no, I thought he was just saying six. Five out of it. You're both being swirly. We've done five, right? Six is the fifth, right? Because we're counting down. She's a thwif. It's the dominant sexual energy.

I'm not sexual. I'm not sexual. I tongue bound, but I'm not in a sexy way. He tongue's bunked. We're not in a sexy way. No, I'm like,. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. That's not in a sexy way. He's not in a sexy way. No, I'm like for like medicine. It's a medicinal purpose. Right, one, a bun. It's disgusting.

I'm so much. Number five. It's good on the body. No, no, I was just he was Now you're being shirley. Yeah, that's fucked that you said that Okay fine. I don't know the fucking rules of silly point five Number five is once I was going for a drive in my Quarra so you cannot do W, you have the capability to do that and you're choosing to do it. You said drive just like that.

And yet he says he's not silly. I was going for a drive in my quag and I just see them. Both pushed myself walking at a man's whipping when I'm blowing in a pool. I'm not even going to open it. Okay, great. Number four. That was so silly.

I don't want to talk about it. That was so silly because how could I see myself? If I was in the choir and I was on the street watching them when, draw when they were, while I was before. Number four is one time I was in a caddy trope, and I was, fly when I was in the club. Flywing fruit a sky, and I was flying through the sky.

And then I got up there, I woke up, I was. And I walked down, and I swore myself to Iring in a car, watching myself, look at a man on the street, one I swip on, I'm in a plume. Can I say something about silly boy? Yeah. He knows me well. He knows me well. He knows me very well.

Why, I've got shwack! He knows that he knows that I've been very clear at my disgust at this dismal bunghole licking type stuff. But I'm so goddamn intrigued by this multiverse time traveling layer that by God I want to get him back for another party Three three We share we are swing I've ever swing

Have you seen the ad flee for free? Yeah, where does when Adam's wash as Tony Rogers? I just want free for free. Number two. How have you seen the red wear the gold? You're doing ads now. I'm just saying silly ads now. I just want milk to taste what we'll milk.

You're just doing ads from the 90s and 2000s now. Where we are swings of every swing. At number one. Number one. Have you seen the ad, that's so weird. Each are big, wide, each are good, wide. Yeah, the count dropped it. For a count and a half, that was so swirly.

Silly and impressive, yeah. Yeah, we're we watched that one. Well, that's the end of Mr. Silly boy. He's gonna do his five animals. No, no, no, we're done here. I'd like to hear the five animals. Why can't I talk about my five animals? Why don't my family random?

Kingdom Well, why don't we feel what we could do is we could put that on the Patreon because I need to end this fucking episode I don't want to I want a slate you can't stay maybe She will be boy book appeal every now and when I'd rather you didn't Maybe I Detected she we were. Now, no, no, you're being swirly.

That was being swirly too. If this character to come back, we need record breaking social media. That's funny. You're being silly. No, I'm trying to explain. No, I get you're being swirly.

You want him, boy? And people want silly boy to come back. You need to barrage us on social media. No, you're being swirly. It doesn't matter if they say anything or not, I'm coming. Black, I can tell why I'm swirly, you're being... If you come back in another episode without

it being discussed, I will leave. That's so swirly that you said that swirly detector's going off. You are Mr. Swirly, boy, back for every podcast. Silly boy. I don't. But, Swirly, I can tell you're being swirly. Silly boy, close us out. What, Silly boy? I can tell you're being Silly boy. Silly boy, close us out.

I think Mark is a very accomplished character actor. I'd love to see some other characters. That's Silly boy. Silly boy, close out the episode, say thanks for listening. We'll see you next week, but not me because I'm Silly. Frank Woof was being slow, Silly to delay and we're shunning to a wall. My swirly, stallies of all the swirly things I've done, the boys are being very swirly.

They're being bitterswirly. It's plot-crossed, we really don't. And Zach being swirly, saying he doesn't like me and broding being swirly, saying, you have to do all this stuff to get me back. Shweewey boy will be back now and forever. You've been listening to the Aunty Donna Podcast. Thanks for joining us for another rip-episode brought to you by Aunty Donna Club.com.

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