Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast Ep 316 - Party Quirks 9

Episode Date: August 16, 2022

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Get a legends and welcome to another rip episode of the Aunty Donna podcast. It's been a minute, but party quirks is back and Broden is hosting the party. If you're loving the Aunty Donna pod, you can get access to the video and a whole bunch of bonus episodes by heading over to AuntyDonnaClub.com You listen to the only done a podcast the greatest fucking fuckers in the world Burden my contacts sometimes and yes, we hope you enjoyed the mother fucking podcast Hi, hi Hi, I'm Mark under the Andy don't I wasn't sure if you're saying hi to me. I'm not no, I just want to do the intro. Oh, sorry Hi, welcome to the audience on podcast. This is fat beat. Now, I know it's been a few months since our last podcast for you the list but

Oh, no, they we've released them weekly. Yeah, here we go Come on, Zach. Wow, get involved Bang a rang. Bang a rang. Bang a rang. Bang a rang. Hey, it's party quirks. I'm gonna go out.

Don't. That's how it works. I'm fucking dumb fuck. Yeah. Now, who's gonna run the music? I run it because it's my party. Yes, do you run it? I'll leave now.

Goodbye. Goodbye. Great way from Jude Pearl with the intro at the start of this episode, BTW. Yeah, you didn't forget this time, Tom. I'm not sure. All right. We'll find out. We'll find out. Tom forgot for those of you who know and listen to the podcast. Tom forgot to do the intro song. Right now. On the second party quirks. I believe that came out after we did the intro song. Is that right, Tom? Yeah, I'm not sure. Not sure.

So many. Just. It's okay. This is your first time watching Party Quicks. I don't want to do this every time, but I think we should just in case. Just in case. Party Quicks is a game. It's an improv game. It's about, you come to put someone through as a party this time.

It's it's broken and then people come in and you have to guess their quality. Usually, it's very, very simple and you kind of keep up the yes. Yes, we make it more complicated than that. We've taken away any warm up improv quality and created unpleasant mark. Hi, how are you? You are an alien species. Yeah. You are the consciousness of the entire species. This species has advanced so much both in evolution and technology that to us as humans you are indistinguishable from a God. But how do we know what Gods are?

What do you mean? I'm indistinguishable from a God to me to you as a human. Yes your technology Your evolution you have moved past the physical form you have moved back to me You're like a God Right what kind of like what God are you basing this off? Oh God like you are that that powerful. Right. Like you can change matter. You can, you can exist in any dimension. Okay. You are, you are, you are the way,

you're to speak as we, you're an entire species. In this moment though, you've come to us. So you can take any form. Yeah. Yeah. You've come to us in the form of little Johnny Howard. Yeah. Great. Oh, yeah. All right. Yeah. Yew would, but that's all I got. But, yeah. So your little Johnny Howard, yeah.

Being portrayed by a comedian, Jesus Christ. At a corporate event. Right, and you're not sure what the political alliances are of the people at this event. Right. So you don't wanna offend them either way. You don't have to be vent sitting on any sort of policy.

You don't know if they've asked you to bring your John Howard impersonation because they hate him or because they love him. Yeah, right. So you don't want to piss off either group. This is for the first podcast back after a long tour. Yeah. This is fucking unfair. I've been watching a lot of Star Trek

the next generation. And it's election time. All right, so those are the things that are mine. Mine. I am an alien species who is God-like in your eyes because of my advancements in technology. And I'm not of it, not of it.

It's like, it's all beyond, you don't need to make it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and I'm the conscious, I'm also the consciousness of that race, because we speak as we, you know, we are very collected and connected in that way. But the form I've chosen to present myself in today is little Johnny Howard, being portrayed by a comedian at a corporate event whose political linings I'm uncertain of so you're not so

I'm not going hard either way. Yeah, great. It's very similar to the character of the recurring character of Q Yeah, Star Trek the next generation. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right, you except for the Johnny Johnny Helper, don't you mean? You are a, you are the plastic bucket that, and more hold here in case Tom wants me to cut this. Tom, can I talk about your baptism? Are you sure? Yeah, great. You are the plastic bucket that Tom got baptized in yesterday. Not only are you school with. This is good because Proto and Proto wants to be there.

It's in the, the did or not. The did or not baptism, right? You're that blue plastic bucket. It was very out of place. Which is how Tom converted to the Greek Orthodox Church. Tom is Greek now. So the core members of Antidon are in our 50% Wog. And I should say it's not for love, he didn't do it for love,

he did it because he locked himself in a library in the theological section of the library for three weeks. And he was like, I'm not coming out until I found the one true God. That's my God. And he realized that Greg Olsadog's is the one for him. Yeah. Yeah.

It was a beautiful ceremony. So you're the plastic bucket. Yeah, Tom has been baptized. You are the water that's in there. You're the oil that's in there. And you are also every type of boost juice. Every type of boost juice, every available boost juice has been poured in there. And he's not allowed to move on until he is named every single

boost juice. So, I feel like my one is unpleasant for you. The one you've just described will be unpleasant for the list, though. So, you know, I've made something unpleasant for you. You have brought the listener down and you can only only get Broden to guess the names of the boost juists in riddles and rhymes. I don't think this is any worse than some of the ones. No, no, no. I remember when I had to name every one of the slipknot people.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's comparable. So I would get you phone out and go, let me start the boost juices. So you're allowed to, you know, so you're not allowed to save the names of them, but you can do rhymes with boosts. Yeah, I understand. So I'm just going to pull up a boost, um, website. Brodyn loves boost juice. He does.

So, love, love. View our drinks. Oh, he's, I hope he doesn't see it. That's going to be a hard one to hard one. No, no, you'll be all right. And so, just to confirm, I am the plastic bucket that the Greek Orthodox Church pulls out for adult baptism, specifically after Tom's baptism. I am also the contents of that bucket, being the baptism of water. Is that holy water? Sure.

Yeah, holy water. I was holy water. I'm also the oil. The... We're kind of oil would have that been do you think? Baby oil. I want to shoo me olive oil. Olive oil. It was olive oil. It was olive oil. Yeah, but I imagine it's a sort of a blessed oil.

And there's murder in there as well. Murder. There's murder. Alright, he's got a mentioned murder. Yeah. So I'm oil. Mine is not that bad, just because you're a dumb kind and can't understand Well, I wasn't trying to torture you. I wasn't I wasn't getting back at you

This is a riff this was the idea I had to riff or you told me your Terrific, I'm sorry. I called you a dumb kind. I just I just got to like juice number 14 in my mind There's so many juices, but you get to get him to guess what they are through Riddles and Rhymes. It's not fun. So I am... I am... I'm not done.

I'm olive oil with mure. He has to mention mure. And holly water. And holly water. I am also... They've also chucked in every kind of boost juice. Which he has the name? Which he has the name.

And you can get him to guess through riddles and rhymes. That's great. And you regard like being coming in the form of a prime minister. Easy. And he has to say. Easy. And he has to say. Yeah.

One other thing that he has to guess is, or mention is how he's been asked to guess the boosters. So if the words riddles and rhymes, don't come out of his mouth. He doesn't, it's not a- I forgot to mention your other thing. No. No, I forgot to mention it was just one thing. No, you didn't.

You have a Kit Kat for a dick. And because you're a god like being who's never heard of chocolate, waifers care, these you can't describe it or understand it. You think it's a normal dick and you know that you're meant to cover it up. You don't know it's weird that you've got a kick-cat for a dick but you do know that you can't show anyone. Anyway, let's have fun. Let's get voted in. Let's give him a call. Let's give him a call. See if he wants to. I'll say hi for a minute. I don't have his number.

Okay, well, do you want to just tag it out? Don't have his number. I'm sure I have his number. Surely I have his number. I mean, we're on slack though, so, you know, when are we going to block it? I've got him blocked on there. I can't see any of his messages.

I've got it, I've got it. Are you ready? Hi Broden, how are you? It's Zach. Yeah, hey mate. Hey. I'm here too. Mark's here as well. Are you ready? Are you ready?

Ready for what? Tiny quirks. What? Let me just check with Mark. Are we ready for party quirks? No, no, no, we haven't even started yet. We haven't even started yet. I'll call you back though when we are.

Sorry, why did you call brody? You called me. Oh, yes, I had a message to tell you. What was it? That we're ready for you. Oh yeah, we're ready for party quirks. But I'll get back to you about party quirks. Yeah, we are ready and this is not part of it. This is me just being a

fuckhead. See you soon. See you soon, Brodan. Is he coming? I hope so. I mean I could have been clearer. I'm gonna pull up this soon the games will begin. Oh my God, this category. Oh my God. You fucking cunt. All right. Settle in, it's going to be a two-parter, Broden. Really? No, I don't think so. How long we been going for?

11, 12 minutes. No, he's going to be fine. All right, it's my party. I love partying. Please come to the party. Yes. My first quest. Come in, fuckhead. Hello, hello.

Hi. Yasu. Greek. Well, Yasu. Yeah, yeah. Although I was made in China, though. But I'm so Greek now. Well, congratulations.

Love it a B here. Yasu. Yasu. Can I get you something to eat? Oh, no, I'm not. I'm not. Well, one, I don't eat. You know, I'm in organic.

And two, I am full to the brim. Oh, okay. Well, great. If you're full to the brim. Oh, okay, well great. If you're full to the brim, then you don't need to eat. Or, and you don't need, come in. Oh, hello, how you doing? Little Johnny Howard. Yeah, it was just outside, going for a job. Where do you want me to set up?

Oh, you can set up right in the lounge room here, little Johnny Howard. Oh, I great. Oh, gee. He's the Prime Minister of Australia, anyway. Oh, is that a up right in the lounge room here little Johnny Howard. Oh, I agree. Oh, gee. I use the Prime Minister of Australia everywhere. Oh, is that a gun cabinet? Yeah. Did you want me to, how did you want me to, I can, do you want me to,

I can, you created large gun reform in Australia. And that was, and how did you, what were you, what are you, you know, I can just, I won't mention it if you don't want me to, I'll let you, where? Do you want me to take you? No, I'll ask you if you want me to take my gun. I can, no, don't worry about it. Can I get the microphones or I can start? Oh, you're doing stand up.

Well, you know, it's more than that. You started doing comedy, a big comedy show, little Johnny Howard. No, well, I mean, thanks for calling me that. Is it that good and why that convincing? Who are you, who is Mark, you're doing the trust here? No, no, no, my pants fell down. Look at that.

Sorry, you don't wanna say that. I mean, you know, that's just what they look like. That's just what they look like. This is how you're born. That's just what they look like. Little Johnny Howard. Yeah. You look like. Little Johnny Howard. Yeah. You're someone playing Little Johnny Howard.

Yeah. Maybe Tony Martin. No, no. He does, he does, little Johnny Howard. When does our, when I thought you'd be in a suit considering the event. This is my wedding. No.

No. No. I mean it can't, I know. I'd take you to a tontable. Yeah, man, I know. When does all the hours everyone else get in here? Do you need to take a breath, Mark? Yeah, a little bit.

I'll go back to you. You're a little toy, a Greek toy. Oh no, no, I'm not little. You're a big Greek statue made in China. A replica of a big Greek statue made in China. No. I'm full to the brim though. Yassu. Yassu. Yassu.

Jarev Honey. Brick Hanna. I gotta say, I gotta say, wasn't it beautiful though? It was so beautiful. It was so beautiful. And you, and I love that. You looked a little out of place considering the decor of the restaurant.

Ah, absolutely, but I mean, practical things, practicality is important. So Tom got Greek baptized yesterday for his Greek wedding Yeah, and from what I've been told there was Greek oils in a maple syrup Thing that was he was covered in oil from a maple syrup container. Is that what you are? No, no, but well What what what specifically are you asking there what I'm asking you I'll tell you after this ad break What's going on? What's going on with the okay? So what's what's playing so what's happened here as I was playing music of my Spotify

Yeah, and obviously I've had SCN breakfast with Gary and Tim just playing underneath you'd up and That's so these parties and dim, just playing underneath, queued up. And cosy's in it out. That's so funny. These buddies lame. Well, it's not really a party, is it? So I'm going to put it back to music again. Every time I get in the car with my partner, the hooks up to her Spotify,

and it's always podcasts about dictators. I'm like, can I we get some tunes flying? Well, I got bangering against it any more, but my question to you is, are you the container full of Greek oil? I am A container, and I am full of that Greek oil, but which container specifically? The container that was used on Tom yesterday. I am A container that was used on Tom yesterday. I am a container that was used on Tom yesterday

But which one which containers specifically The container which one the backup one There's two containers. Obviously there was two different oils Tom and they're two different oils. How many oils were there? Your dark your A container full of oil. Yeah, but what? Well, not, not sure. I think you've got to reconsider to realize what a container is.

Yeah, and oil is. And it's not as fucked as you think. And oil is only one of many parts. I am, I am that oil, yes. But what is the scent of that oil? Like a lavender or a jasmine or a... Well I was wondering, should I talk to you about airway? A little more ancient.

Yeah, absolutely. But what would be really helpful so I can give you the proper, you know, I can organize it for invoices. What are you and what do you do and what is your name? Well, I can't tell you all that. But you don't know the name of my character, which I'm Johnny Hale. Wow, yeah, alright. And I saw you, you're cabinet full. I don't have to mention either way. So you've seen my cabinet full of guns and you're like, you're not sure if you have to bring, if you want to bring them up or not, because of your Johnny

Hale, the guy you're playing, you know, reform and gun ownership in Australia. Well, I don't know how the crowds, I don't want to put them on. I don't know. Well, I don't know how to craft. I don't want to put them on. I don't know. No, I reckon we don't mention it. My family's quite gun-pro. Oh, all right, that's good to know. Yeah.

And do I just set up over there? Yeah, set up over here. I'm whenever you're ready. I'm whenever you're ready. I'm on. It's ready to go. Whenever you're ready. Oh, going to throw my phones on, it's ready to go, whenever you're ready. Oh, all right.

Give me a minute. Whenever you have one second. Get that luck a minute. The other guests have been roved. Oh, but they'll come. And what do you all do here? What was that? What? What do you all do? What's your business? Well, I work in comedy. I'm in a comedy group. Oh my pants fell down again

That's just that's just what it looks like. I should cover that up your balls Well, yes, that what is that what you call it? Yeah, what what do your balls look like? Whoa, I mean normal right? You have weird shaped balls Maybe show him yours. Maybe just show him yours. I don't know if mine are weird shaped.

Everyone has different balls. What? What the fuck? Where's the snack table? Over there. Oh, like're oh What? What the f- Where's the snack table? Uh, over there Oh, like, oh What do you have a whole bowl of mine? Salt and vinegar chips

No, I'm not No, what do you have? Yeah I'm confused I paid you to perform And you haven't performed yet When are you gonna fucking perform? You're in a fucking it, can't you?

What, it's every one? I fucking pay you good money. Yeah, how much you pay me for this. What kind of event is this again? Well, it's one where I'd wear a suit. Excuse me, I just gotta put bangering back on. Yeah. What kind of event is this again?

What was the word? You told me over the emails? Oh Remind me no no no God why don't you get the email and read it to me no I can't because my phone is Oriose your balls Orios. No. Are your balls sausage rolls? No party pies? No Doritos. No mixed lollies. No Well, all right you prepare for a little bit. No I'm getting close. Yeah, I guess what are the party treats are there? Spring rolls. Yeah, no

Golden bags golden bag. No, they have a vending machine around here. No, it's a house man Oh, right Just haven't been it a big good head. I have one. All right Let's have a look. Oh you got there twirl. Oh, yeah, you got mini twigs. Tweaks. No, it looks nice What Mars bars? Milky ways? Why is it? You're thick. Oh my god Why you got a bottle of mouth? No, not a Mars bar. Milky Way. No, no, no, no, no. Picnic. No. Hey, Karam, Karam. No, I need a break. You want a fuck? I need a break. I need a break. No, I need a break.

You need a fuck too, people. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're dick looks like a Kit Kat. Yeah! You think looks like a kick out? I guess so. Your balls just look like normal balls. I guess so. That's a funny image in my head, the idea of real testicles with kick out. Yeah. You've kind of got most of the first bit all of us.

Little Johnny Howard coming to perform at a fun... Well, I'm not Little Johnny Howard. You're a comedian who does impersonations of Little Johnny Howard. You don't know whether you should bring up guns because of gun reform. When you're just guns, you know, hey, did you do a bit of the set? I did a set. All right. You should get to me though, because mine's going to be a long one. Well, I'm going to need, my plan is I'm going to need his help.

Yeah. All right, I'll do a bit of the set. You're going to need my help with his work. I got a lot of little Johnny Hale. you want me to do my fucking set yeah so uh well I was introducing the G yet or now maybe I shouldn't do that you don't know our politics of Johnny Howard to bring up because you know you don't know how the audience will respond to yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah, I'll get sad. I'll get sad. Yeah, little Johnny Howard. You're very good at Johnny Howard now. Yeah.

So am I put it all together yet? Am I there or? A little bit. Who doesn't matter who's playing you, you're no great. So your little Johnny Howard, you're coming to... No. You're a comedian now, Johnny. Eee.

You're coming to my function to perform. You're checking in with me about what, literally, the politics of Johnny Howard. Yeah, what was I performing? Yeah. This event, which is not a birthday, not a wedding, not a... It was a type of a, you know, I get a book these all the time. Paul Brutavent. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't know whether to bring up the guns

or the GST or any of that stuff. Your dick is a kickcat. Yeah, that's the first half. Oh, yeah, you got us all pretty well. Oh, we are very impressed. Why, what you've been able to do. How many are there of you? We are infinite.

Why, what you've been able to do. And me, they're of you. We are infinite. Oh, fuck you. You're, there's infinite of you. We are infinite. You are, there's many of you. You are neither here nor everywhere. You are all things.

You are in no place. It's time. You are not everywhere and nowhere. No, we are physical if I wish to be. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No. Okay, so you're just in the little Johnny Howard, the comedian doing Little Johnny Howard at a corporate event

with a kickcat as a dick. Um, and, uh... You're a... And you have, and you are, and you are aware of the multiverse of Little Johnny Howard comedies. We are of all things in time. You are mine.

But why do you come to us? Is this some sort of test? I wish to know what it is that makes you tick. So you... So... It's a sad one. it's not that hard. All right, I'll check back in with you. I'll check back in with you.

You are a, you're like a maple syrup container. I'm much bigger than that. You are. I mean, I have to be bigger than that silver thing. No, no, I mean, like that's the whole reason I'm here. Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna be bigger than the one. All right, so you're a bigger container of oils.

Because he's not a baby, is he? He's not a baby, and I don't think he'll get in the whole thing anyway. Oh, no, he needs to be able to get in the whole. Oh, no, no, he needs to be, he doesn't have to be immersed. Oh, no, that's okay. Yeah, so yeah. So you're the bigger container of the oils that is put into a smaller container of the oils to baptize the 32 oil.

No way from container oil. No, just move away from that. That's the extract that would help you better put your oil. Re-goil. Okay. I am, that is, I am that, yes, that is part of who I am. Yes. But now let's get to, um,

Oh, you are the whole Greek ceremony. No, not. Um, um, um, let's get to, oh, you are the whole Greek ceremony. No, no. Oh, let's get to who I, okay, so why do you think they brought me in today? Cause I'm not here every day. No, I think they brought me in because you're baptizing a 32 year old Tom. Yes, yeah, yeah, and then would they be

an important part of this ceremony, do you think? I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah, but purely practically, I know that I don't match the day call, but it's a 32-year-old man, it's not a baby. Exactly. Are you a birth? You're a little tub? Oh, yes. Well, not little, no.

Not little, no. A big tub for a 32-year-old man. Yeah. But usually you baptize six-month-old babies in a little tub. Yeah. And you just seem a little out of place not not in terms of the ceremony you're a big little talk. Yeah, yeah, yeah, made of what? plastic. Yeah, yeah, so yeah, so and I am also you are absolutely right

I am also the other thing you said I am that you are also the maple syrup container not the container not the container container you got was in the container you got was in the container what was in the container oil right and where would that oil go eventually a Tom and which would then lead to being in a dream doff him into the tub me right you're the oil and the tub I am the tub yes and I am also the oil but what is the scent of this oil? Jasmine oh it's a little more ancient than yeah lie like And I am also the oil. Um, but what is the scent of this oil? Jasmine. Oh, it's a little more ancient than that. Lilac.

A little more ancient than that. Ancient. I like. Oh, it's a little cold. Burr. Jemper. Burr. Burr.

Burr. Anyway, back to the ancient spice. Burr. But I'm called. Burr. Not burr. Burr. That Kit Kat looks yummy. Burr. Oh, it's cold. Burr. But I'm called. Burr. No, burr. Burr. Mmm.

That Kit Kat looks yummy. Mmm. Oh, it's called burr. Mmm. Burr. That, that, that, that's okay. Burr. What's, what about, Murr?

You said the oil smell of, Murr. I am the oil of Murr and I am the container. What else am I? You are the Greek guy. If you were like, we, you are all of us. No, no, I'm not like that. But I mean, I am in service of, I am in service of, I'm all the things in service of a man to be closer to something much like you.

Oh God. What? Are you God? Well, I'm distinguishable from. We are not, we are not, no, you are in the spirituality. No, we know that we are from far away. You are gods of another planet. We are, it's we would not call us gods, but I understand that your small feeble mind would interpret the universe. You are the universe. We are from far away. Yeah, you're right. You're from another universe. Yeah. Yeah, well, I can traverse them.

You're a traversing Johnny Howard. You're a universe traversing Johnny Howard Well, it's funny. It does corporate gigs. Well, you're close. Go back to your mule closer Anyway, thanks for giving a hint that just threw him Universe traverse no, I get to where where you were with Maple syrup no no no no no no no no no no Where were you with? Where were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were were They won't bring me out for a little while again. Yeah, you're the tub, we're done with the tub. But what else am I? See, Tom, what else am I? You're the... Because I don't need any food, I'm full to the brim.

What else am I full of oil? And no, and what else? What else would go in there? What's the big thing I've been going there? Tom. No. What else would they have put on? Tom is left.

Now we're talking about... Oil water. Yeah. So I am that as well. Your holy water oil in a Greek in a big tub and a descent of that oil is All right now what fucking other layer of bullshit Well, is that all that's in the tub It's all the religious stuff in the tub is yeah, yeah, that's all that's yeah, that's all that

Religion also M&Ms in the tub Uh, they're also Johnny Howard in the tub You're all down, it's a Mulder and Scully It's a little clue for you for later Mulder and Scully for the later, but not For you or him? For me, but not in a direct way

So don't throw him Like, we'll just stick to one set of hints. It's my turn now, it's Maldives. You're an alien, man. Oh, we're less. So we're going over to him for a little bit. Yeah, this is good. I feel like I got you.

Well, you're so close. You're very close. You're very close. You're aliens that don't hide. You're aliens that don't have a sense of selfie of a unicentient alien society. How have we gotten there over time we've the Trent you've evolved yeah you're an evolved alien society yeah uni sentience and

you but and to you we we've evolved so far that to you I seem like yeah you've evolved so far that you seem like a comedian doing a corporate no no no, no, no, no, no, I see you have also far that you look like one person, but you are many Yeah, but to you when you if you pull back all those layers, what is going on? You're like Mark, can I ask your question right now? So you're telling me that you were once like us, you were once, do we go to a part? Now, let's just fucking charge through. Yeah. So you were once like us, you were once, do we go to a part, now let's just fucking charge through. So you were once like us. Yes.

Wow, that's amazing. But and everything you've displayed to us, the way you've come to us in this form, the way you've done all of these things, you've done that through just what you've become. This is great. To you, you No, I will be described as I will say you know, let me tell you how I understand this I understand this I understand this I'm pointing to the computer for the listeners I'm pointing to the microphone pointing to different. I understand all this What do you think of this? Oh?

Blue blue Oh my god I Stand all this time. What do you think of this? Oh, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, wouldn't be that different. Like, yeah, it's not been a dream. I suppose if we would have go back in time to the cavemen with our computers. I guess so far, I've been so advanced that everything you do seems like magic to me. Yes, the magic to me. Yes, magic of aliens. Yeah, but what? The way you communicate to me seems like magic, but it's actually just you're so evolved

in the technology that you use is incredible. And that I would appear to use and other people as a. As a god. Yeah, please. Little comedian doing little Johnny Howard at a corporate gig who's not sure if he should bring up guns or G.S Say or anything political so you're just checking in with me because you don't know how it'll go down with the crowd you Yeah, that's close. I'm not giving him a hint because I don't think he's gonna get there without this hidden all right

What you just described that that is a form I'm familiar with. I am comfortable with that form and I would be comfortable conversing with that form. I'm so clean now, thank you. How are you? Um, think contact. Think the last act of contact, Stary Chodifot's. Except instead of her dad, it's what you just described. Don't worry, he's what you just described. Don't worry. He's got it now.

I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. I think he gets a pass on what he was saying. Joe, yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no But also, you're an alien or a society of aliens who've evolved so far that you communicate in a way that to me seems like a god. Alright, alright. And, and my name, my dick is a KitKat. I just have to get the one layer. Right?

We wouldn't be able to converse with a species that advanced. We wouldn't understand that they would appear to us as a God. So they would have to come to us in a form familiar to us. What is that form? You've said it. Johnny Howard. Yes. So he's creating a comment.

It's not random things, it's all work. Okay, yeah. Well, it's not Johnny Howard. No, no, no, no. So you can converse with me. You've shown me yourself in a way that looks like a comedian. Do he Johnny Howard at a corporate gig? Yeah.

I have him now. He's out. Yeah, that's good. That's great. I just felt it was important that he didn't think these were two unrelated things. What is he? Pardon?

You've got that. You've got the most amazing guy. He's half of Zach in Mer. That most of them. You've got all Zack in Mur. What? Zack. I've got, don't feel good. Now he is, the, Zack is the... Can I just say you?

Zack is the tub filled with oil, holy water, sensitive Mur. Mm-hmm. Now. And now. And. And kick-at. You're giving him a sense of security and a sense of...

What I'm telling you now is settle in the next 10 20 30 minutes once Because because no long this is taken no mark I will make him suffer I will make the only suffer and then you will know what you have done to us. I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna pull I'm gonna pull something you just have to do you just have to do it enough so that he understands The concept no rather than actually yes to get all of them No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't don't make me the bad guy you do you're making yourself the bad guys Brodan yes

But bees what are they doing buzzing Banana banana buzz Boost juice. Yeah, banana buzz all the boost juices all the boost juices All the boost juices all the boost juices Fuck it. I got this don't worry. I'll just look at what was that first word you just said Then you were just saying the guess B. I'm just giving you the next one All berry bang banana buzz banana mango, but now I got to give you a few hint Wait, why wait wait let me give you you've got that list. I think we've got the same list. Let's work through this Okay, so All berry bang. Well, let me give you you've got that list. I think we've got the same list. Let's work through this. Okay, so

All berry bang. Well, let me give you a hint for that All berry bang. Yeah What's that doing bang? Oh, yeah, gun small Mary Schmang now guess all berry bang correct And then we got the banana buzz and then, okay, um, banana mango bling. Oh yeah.

Oh, look at this beautiful thing I've got here. Is it enough that I just say them? Yeah. Like how? If you want to go through and say them all. Right. But let's just get this rhythm happening. Understand what I'm doing and then we can go.

Banana mango bling. Yeah, and then, oh, hey there, you collection of small fruits. Oh, come on, tell me that. Blue Honolulu. Oh, you are fucking kidding me. You are fucking kidding me. You are fucking kidding me. You are fucking kidding me.

Breaky to go. All right, go with Blue Honolulu. Ooh, Aloha. Blue Honolulu. Correct. What am I doing, Brodan? You're helping me by giving you hints. And what is, and you know, some ways I'm doing is I'm

implying at other things I'm doing, are things like, you gotta be more specific before I say. You have to be more specific, Zach. Small, small, merry, shmang. That's one. You're rhyming to hint. So I've got lots of different ways of showing hints Okay, what's another way what's another way Zach you have to be more specific? I don't remember See I'm not the bad guy this guy's drag you get out not

Was it that was it like it's only it's oh Okay, I got one more. I got one more. What's your next one? What's your next one? Blueberry blast. Okay, um blueberry blast. Uh, okay, um Okay, let's just let me let me think about Um when a color is a flavor That is exciting blue but careful for it may burn you. Blueberry. Well okay alright got it I got it. Okay when a color is a flavor that fruit is quite delightful but careful it may burn you with that eliterative fright. Blueberry.'s what was all of that last? Yeah, and what did I just do for you?

You you you hinted in Well like it in riddle yeah, and earlier I did small You're giving me hints in riddles rhymes. Yeah, that's good And what are you only give me hints to riddles and rhymes for the entire boost juice, man. Now, readable. And where are they? Where are they? At boost juice.

Oh, what are that? Oh, yes, I am these, what are I am these things? Read them, read them all. There's a lot more than I think you would be able to go. Caribbean, green, chalk, muscle, hustle. That's all the smoothies. Let me hop over to juice. Yep. Very to juice. Yep.

Berry remedy juice. Energize a blend. Immunity blend. Immunity juice. This is fine. Mint. This is fine. Mint condition blend.

Condition juice. Two and five blend. Two and five juice. Veggie garden juice. Veggie garden blend. Wild berry juice. Wild berry blend. Yep.

Keep going. We're hopping over to Crushed Now. Crushed. Berry Crush, Lemon Crush, Litchy Crush, Mango Tango Crush, Tropical Crush, Watermelon Crush. All right, now we're hopping over to, I guess blend it. There's too many. Energize a blend.

Yeah, there's a lot. Right, escape, immunity blend, mint condition blend, pure Eden Super Smoothie, two and five blend, veggie garden blend, one berry blend. Yep, I think that's it. I think that's everything. Now. Now, how did you guess them though?

I wanted to look them up. You didn't look them up. No, you didn't. What did I do for you? You gave these all to me in rhyme and riddle. Okay, now. And where are they? And where am I?

At a boost juice. No. No, they left the boost juice. Someone's put them in me. Oh, you're all in the boost juice, and now in the Greek tub full of oil and holy water. Tell me everything I am. Put it all in.

I don't have to read them all. No. You are a Greek, you are a big plastic tub. And you've got the color before as well. A big plastic blue tub that Tom got baptized in, got baptized in full of mercentred oil and holy water but that's happened already and now you're full of every drink available at boost juice that I have to guess through Rhymen Riddle. Not in exactly get it, I'm joking, you got it.

I hate this, I hate this. I said mean things to you before I want to apologize. I don't think this brings us together. I feel warm. I can't wait for next month. I think I could be a detective. I think you did pretty good. Yeah, you did really well. All right.

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