Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast Ep 32

Episode Date: February 21, 2017

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A list-nuff production. What here we go. I got We wanted to tell them wanted to tell you guys something all week What you getting married? No, you fucking cuck. You've got you got you got someone pregnant. No, I wish No, you this at no one have another guest you you've lost your toes What you've lost your toes you don't know where they are you lost your toes? Where's my've lost your toes. You don't know where they are. You lost your toes? Where's my toes? He says, where's my toes? Oh, Mark, I'm so sorry. You can make, you can, you can, boys can make so much fun of me. Oh, boys, you guys can keep poking and prodding like all those fucking assholes on Facebook this week calling me a horse. Mark, I'm sorry. I'm sorry to bully you obviously losing your toes was a horrible time

And can I say as an apology mark? Here's your toes. I stole your toes Stolen boys boys are still marks toes. He's the toes thief Goes down your chimney in the middle of the night Steels your toes She's the Toe thief. Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da at your feet mark. Are you sure they're toes or maybe they're tooth picks? That's right, I replaced your toes with... Please go on. Who did you get pregnant? I didn't get anyone pregnant. It definitely wasn't my girlfriend. Has a little robot in a pussy that stops my come. She does. She's got a little, uh, she's got a little pussy robot. A beep-bop-bop-bop-bop-bop.

And as her, here's my cum. I want to come and the robot goes, zap, zap, zap, and shoots my cum down. She's got a robot pussy. Hello to new listeners as well. Maybe you're trolling the charts for a new podcast to listen to and you've just learnt this is not the one. Anyway, you've wrapped up on as Max

said on wrapped up on Ricky Gervais' podcast as Max said this is not entertainment maybe you've wrapped up on the serial we're getting those t-shirts made no you fucking assholes just real quick we're doing packs east in Boston in a couple of weeks we're doing packs so we're we're in nerd group now with a nerd group and but Sam wrote the bio for our for the pack we trusted him because we were shooting shaperones last week to stand pilot and so Sam we're like oh Sam just you do that thing real quick yeah I'm the same sometimes when you work in a group with other people not everyone has the time to put their eyes on everything. So you trust other people.

But it's when we're filming especially, it's such an all-encompassing thing. We really do hand the reins over to Sam. Oh, Sam. That's right. That's right. I'm on the spectrum, all right. I'll just do this.

And then he wrote, get excited nerds. We're coming to Boston to do your nerd show for your nerds. We'll be doing a nerd show and then a nerd Q&A after. If you're a nerd, please make sure you shower and use the odor before coming. Nords. And then they can make the someone along the line cut the shower and the odor of it because it's offensive. We don't think you nerd stink. I feel like when Kylie became like a gay icon, you know when that just sort of happened. Kylie, you know, yeah, okay,

they were like, Hey, Kylie, you're now a gay icon and she was like, all right, feel like we're now a nerd icon. We're nerds, yeah, everyone's a nerd. You know, you know, I'm not a nerd. I'm a jerk, but I, I, I, if you're a jerk, everyone else is a nerd. But it'll be real cool if we just went to Boston packs and just walked around giving people nookies I just get you're just I love I love packs so much because when you walk into packs

There's a big banner that says welcome home and the word they're living out is nerd Which is very funny welcome home Cheeto And I love it, I love it. I go there and I go, I am home. And can I ask? Amongst the nerds. Sorry, like I've just sort of agreed to this for the cashmoney. Can I ask, is it a bit like American football?

Because that's my game. I love cosplay. That's what I love. I love cosplay. I love cosplay. I love American football. Anyway lettuce. I love it. I love not American football. Anyway, I genuinely love Picks. And I like Picks.

Picks. I love Picks. I love you. You go, you go weaving. You go Jackman. You go weaving. You go weaving's Picks. Hello, I'm a Malcolm of Hugo Weaving

and Hugh Jackmore. I love you. Anyway, that character just died of cancer. But in entertainment news, a Malcolm of Hugo Weaving and Hugh Jackmore. Anyway, that character just died of cancer. But in entertainment news, Keanu Reeves said, sure, I'd do a matrix sequel if they made one when someone asked. Now, someone said, would you do a matrix sequel

and he said, sure, his response was sure. I mean, I don't think that'll happen, but yeah, I'd do it. Was that in 1999? Or was that recently? No, like recently. Would you do a fourth mate, Tricks? And that's news. I'll go for news here. I'd want them to do it if the second two films just weren't canon. Just do that. Just make the first one canon and this is a new sequel. Is it like canon from Drumline? No. Canon is a nerd term that nerds use when they're talking about things. When they're coming in socks. Have you ever come in a sock? That's like a whole thing that

has been perpetrated by the media. But have you ever thought that cuck left wing media? Have you ever done that? I think I've come in a sock. I've done it as experimentation. Got a little bit of sock burn on the rim of my feet. Well, I just then had a sock with come in it. And I was like, who's going to clean this sock? Can I ask, where is the strange result? Who's going to clean this sock out to throw out my sock? Where is the strangest places you've ever booked come?

Now, I did a long time ago when we had like 10 Facebook followers. I did a little, it was my first, it was actually, this is what it was. It was the first time we ever went, we're gonna do one person's week on Facebook. Do you remember this? Yeah, I remember that. Yeah, we made that decision that we're gonna be like.

All right, so we're gonna start doing a roster where it's Brodens week and then it's Zack's week and then it's Mark's week. And on my week, I made a little web series called Mark's Favorite Places the Heart Come, in which I've got to smash it. You can see them, they're still on the Facebook page. Where is the strangest place either of you boys have put

your come? Next to my bed. What do you mean next to all? Like carpet? On my tummy. I don't teach you. But you never like, you never hit it somewhere? No, I'm not a pirate.

Beryn Trish. Oh man. I've had a colorful come life. I'll tell you that much. I think that's why I'm so obsessed with it. Yeah, you love come. I just I find it I put it in strange places. Like what I used to do, one thing that I used to do, and I never realized how filthy it was till I was about 18, was the first time I got a double bed, I was like, oh great. And so I'd masturbate, and then I just roll over, and come on the side, I wasn't sleeping,

just on the fitted sheet, and then sleep on the other side. And then just, and I just did that, I just did that like three. Who washed your sheets? Of course it was my mum. And she watched them every week. She never said anything. Broden has a question. So what couldn't they create off of you?

Well, the second weirdest place I did my come was, and this is real. I just, that's it. Like, your sheets were stuck in the back. I know, I was young, I was young, I didn't know. I came into a tissue and then I flushed the tissue down the toilet. I didn't know, I had no come hygiene, but this one happened in my 20s,

right, this one happened in my mid 20s where I was masturbating and then I did a come, I came in my hand and then I rubbed it on the leg of my track suit pants at the bottom and then I folded it up. Why? Why didn't you wash it in? Then I left it there. Why didn't you go to the bathroom?

I did after that but then it was just hiding in my little pocket and my little pocket that I'm wearing. I'm like, I've come to my house. I don't know why it is. I don't know why. I can't explain them. So welcome Luke Craig. Welcome Luke Craig to the Anti-Donner family know why I kind of slide them. So welcome Luke Craig

Welcome Luke right to the anti-donna family. You're part of the family now Tom is in the room Tom Yeah, Tom wanted us to do something stupid You get a wonderful idea Tom's been worried about the lack of structure and quality of the podcast So has really been pushing us to prepare something to bring stuff in To bring stuff in, but we, you know, like so. What have you prepared for it? So, me and my partner. Also, just real quick, Max was real upset. Oh yeah.

Last one we bullied him on the podcast. He's like, you make a phone with your 30 minutes. So yeah. Buh, buh, buh, buh. Can everyone just send an email to uh, maxstopmilleratgmail.com Just telling him to stop fucking complaining Telling that I was fine, I feel much better

I mean, it's a talent of compliments Yeah, but tell me what fucking bullying him and he's just being a bit of a weakling Maybe maybe just hit us up on Twitter Or YouTube, it goes on YouTube because he's a director Yeah, yeah, yeah, go on YouTube Go just grab from the video shop, go grab a DVD copy of Oddball and just write on it or a YouTube compliment. Or a YouTube compliment. Or a YouTube compliment. Or a YouTube compliment. Or a YouTube compliment. Or a YouTube compliment. Or a YouTube compliment. Or a YouTube compliment.

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Or a YouTube compliment. Or a YouTube compliment. Or a YouTube compliment. Or a YouTube compliment. Or a YouTube compliment. Or a YouTube compliment. Or a YouTube compliment. show. I'm gonna let everyone know on Facebook and then can everyone bring a copy of Oddball and BVDV decide or a dog or a dog but just bring a copy of the Australian film Oddball for Max Miller to sign. Can we all start maybe like just saying like can we all just start like can we like start a hashtag or something along the lines of like oddballs co-editing is fantastic or something like hashtag oddballs co-editing is fantastic. It just it get up road show.

It should have got would have been nominated for an Oscar this year or last year if he was nominated for an Oscar. Last year. So he wasn't nominated for an Oscar for oddball. Yeah, Oscars so not max. What's that? Oh, that. All right, Tom, what's this bullshit you want us to do? Oscar's so not max Tell him what's this bullshit you want us to do. All right, so me and my partner did this funny online test And we had a big fight afterwards and I thought it would be funny to test you guys. Oh great So it's a relationship

It's how well you know your partner You left the country, yeah, it's how well you know your partner So this would be funny for you to each other. I want to see how well you guys know each other very well This is better. Oh, yeah What is your partner? You got a direct direct body part maybe all right, so I'll go you burden. Yeah, what is X least favorite body part of his own? Join genuinely answer. It's gonna be genuine. I think genuine. I think he's forehead. Ah, bear.

Oh, yes. So you've got man breasts. I would say yes. No, well, I guess Mark's be called that. You can't have a second. All right. I was going to say his man breasts. Oh, I'm sorry.

No, you say man breasts. Well, no, because all I'm trying to show was that I know Zach's man breasts better than you. Yeah, I know. Oh, no, no, Mark, you've got a beautiful body. Mark, say man breath. I'm a cub. Mark, say man breath.

I'm what the gay men call a cub. I'm a cub. As you pay for Chicago. And then you've got to get some. No, it just means I'm a bear, but I'm a little weird. I'm a little weird. I'm not big for my actual. Because I feel like you're okay with your nose. Right.

But like, yeah. Oh, like you're your chin when it's not shaved. And Zach, what would you say? Oh, like you've got some pretty fucked up body parts. You gotta be genuine, man. Like I would guess your nose but I think it's probably more complex than that. Maybe something to do with like I think you've got. You got to be genuine man come on. I just want to play the game properly.

Alright what did Broden say? I just want to say I was very close to saying your microscopic dick. Fuck you. Is it something to do with, I know that you're very concerned about the fact that like, I know that you're very concerned that bananas get big tummies when they grow older. Is it something to do with like your tummy? Well, thanks for ruining my joke. I was gonna say you're both wrong.

It's because it's my massive dick and I'm ashamed of how big it is. Because it just slays. That would be embarrassing. That's really funny. Um, but what it was, pardon? What is it? Um, now the tummy thing is an a thing, that's wrong.

Um, can I completely make that up? Yeah, I think so. You didn't say you'd get a big tummy when you turned 40? No, my dad has a big tummy because he drank a lot of beer, but he doesn't, but he lost the point. He lost a frothy. I think if anything, it's my cholesterol. Body part. Is that a body? No, no, no, that's unless you're my dream And no, it's like chin's probably the closest I go with chin one point to broaden yeah, you got Zero Mark yeah, the next question. What about broding? No, broding broding went first last time. What about broding's body part? Oh, you want to do oh, okay, yeah, yeah, I can't

I'm not gonna get through the questions Way we're gonna do a little credit. Oh shit, all right, we have 15 minutes. We're at 17 All right, fuck place of music under this No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, yeah, yeah, all right. Is the main thing? You guys want boxes of shit? Oh, yeah, yeah. I'll get a free ticket. I'll send them. I'll let them know that you want guys want boxes of shit as well. All right. Place them. You've sucked the fun out of it, but place them bangers over this. Wow. There are no actually place them bangers. There they are.

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Oh great. Brodan, I'm going to say your tummy. Oh, I'm going to go the obvious. I'm going to say you're bald. Wow. How old do they now, you brood? But I think you've also embraced it and gone all Bruce Willis, so I think maybe two years ago, I would have been right, I don't know if I am now.

I'm trying to actually think, yeah, probably weight, probably weight, so tummy, like, you know, yeah, probably getting chub. All right, is that your still on zero? I'm still losing. Because I do want to say, like, I said my chin, but I would say mine goes for my face, because quite often I look in the mirror and go, I hate my face. That's quite genuine. So, like, I feel like Zach should get a point for nose, because I didn't say nose.

I said, I said, I'm a metaphorical tummy when you're 40. What? I don't deserve it. Next question. No, no one's in that. No one's in that. It's just my face in general, that was the red herring. I'll ask a question for Zach for, and we'll go opposite.

When your partner was a child, what did they want to be when they grow up? Grow up. Is this both of them? Yeah, so you have to. No, I don't want to be when I was a child. Sedanage. Yes, those two. Sedanage. You've got a sedanage. Well, it's really hard. Let it is when I said no, yes, those two

I got a set-nage Well, we tell the 10 or 15 let's go. Let's go 10 But why don't you two guess for Zach? What is 10? What is 10? Is that like a grade? Grade four grade four or five. Yeah. I wanted to be a different thing every week It can be can it be a little older? Yeah, let's go there. It's in there late teens So what if it's gonna fucking be a farmer? Yeah, yeah, like 15 I wanted to be a farmer? Yeah, yeah.

Like 15. Like I'd say, end of 5. I'm not. No, not end of 5, because that's too obvious for you too. I see. I thought when I was a kid, I just wanted to be a builder, and that was it. I just like building things. I wanted to be a director like Steven Spielberg or a priest.

All right, can I go? Zach. I reckon a director or a priest. That was a great seat. Let's skip this question. No, no, no, no. Go. What year, what are we talking, fifth?

We're talking like, let's go before, because you all realize you wanted to be actors at some point. So just before then. But I think there's something funny about, like because I would say Brodo wanted to be like a broad way actor at one point. He wanted to be a musical star. That's true. So I feel like that's a good guess.

All right. So let's just go fun. Rage. So YouTube guests for Zach. And then YouTube guests for Mark. And then YouTube. All right. So at the start of high school,

you said what it's like when he grew up. Ah. Um, exactly. Yeah. Well, I would say my guess would be, I did know the priest. I did know that you have spoken about that in the past. You have said that before. It's true.

And the other thing that I would guess is a doctor. Okay. All right. Brody? I reckon like some fucking emo shit thing like like um, like cheese. Wanted to be in the strokes or like something like, hi, yeah, yeah, yeah, um, like, she's wanted to be in the strokes or like something like, hi, yeah, yeah, yeah, like, some emo shit like the strokes. Like, no, like, chemical robies.

I say, doctor based on the fact that your family, you come from a very smart family, a lot of your family members are doctors, uh, older than you and stuff. And we're talking grade seven issue, like early high school. Yeah, I would say I probably I probably both wrong brodans right I did want to be a rock and roll star But like a lot later. Yeah, and what did you say doc? I never really wanted to be a doctor Right, I would say it was I wanted to be a film director early. Oh really? Film director or an actor What happened there? See how well we don't know each other. I know what we're learning a lot. Yeah, we're getting a good sleep. And I know my answer, I know my answer 100%. Great. Yeah. All right.

Eric, you want to be in a hug called Metal Band? Okay. Like, in the fuck boy party, like, with Mike Pat, and all the reason he's kind of thing. Yeah. Hi, Rick and I reckon. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. Oh, no. Great. No, I'm just gonna put that. I'd like I'd say like I would go a similar thing if I was going rock band, but I'd go you were more like um like new metal rap kind of thing. So so it could have been like a new metal rap kind of person.

kind of thing, so it could have been like a new metal wrap kind of person. But maybe like a butcher? I was gonna go butcher. I'm gonna go butcher. Because my dad was a butcher. Yeah, and you love salami. You're both wrong boys. Yeah, you're wrong. See, the rock band stuff didn't come to a later.

Like most things in my life, it just happened by accident. I only started singing in a band because I like the same music as some other people who were in my year-level Like when I was like sorry. I wanted an answer not your life Wow Sorry, I'm gonna I'm gonna take the bully hat off You're really good at being a bully man. I wonder where that comes from I'm sorry. That's alright. Um, I don't want to get it. It was a lawyer a lawyer Yeah, I wanted to be a because I love the movie primal fear so much

I fucking love that movie so much I just wanted to be a lawyer and lie a liar like I just I love those fucking movies. I wanted to be a lawyer. And lie a lie. I love those fucking movies. I wanted to be a lawyer. I'm fine with that. I burden. I want to go Broadway. Like, I'm using a seven. We're going here.

Yeah, it's probably a bit too early. I feel like you've just always wanted to be an actor. I've never known you not wanting to be a basketball star. No, no, no, that's not true. Well, you're probably, you're right, it's not exactly right. This exact point I did over, yeah, it was probably active, but I had a really clear, specific goal plan that my dad and I said, I went to the goal coast in year seven and I came back and I said, I want to be, I want to work at movie world on the goal coast

and be Batman. And I was like, I'll go to Nida and then I'll be Batman at movie world I would never let a ginger be back never never Never right shall we but you do have that you do have the jaw and the and the hide for it yeah All right question of gray name a country your partner would love to visit is this for me Let's let's change it to go start like let's change it to their favorite country. partner would love to visit is this for me. Let's let's change it to go start Michael. Let's change it to their favorite country. They would like to visit I think rather than a country because we all just want to travel everywhere So and we travel so much

What about favorite city? Let's make it a favorite city. Yes favorite city. Oh, is that too hard? Yeah, and it's also like because we pretend that every city Yeah, and it's also like because we pretend that every city Which is This is what famous city is It was of the best Now let's go a country would like to visit Okay, so country Yeah, so guessing for Mark

Oh, Japan All the zelia Japan The home country Mollise I don't know Japan is his thing Yeah, I think Japan is the one you want to go back to the most yeah Like so you'd go back to Japan before you went anywhere. Yeah, that's like my number one place

You both knew that straight on but you were you were gonna you if you said Italy as well would have given you a point Because Sicily is my number two. Yeah, go back visit my roots Have we got a point Stanley happening? No, I'm on I think I'm on like 15 and the other guys are on like one or two Go back, visit my roots. Have we got a point to tell you happening? No. I think I'm on like 15 on the other guys, or on like 1 or 2. Let's guess for Broden then. Alright. I would say New York is the one that's coming from America.

We can't check America, but New York specifically in terms of cities, the one you'd want to go back to. Yeah, mine's a big deal. Yeah, correct. Oh, correct. And Zach. Oh, these acts are hard. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah't know. I'm probably way off, but I'd say like France or Paris just because you've never been there. Okay. What did you say to him? I said, yeah, random European country or someone's selfie stick to luck here. You were a carved out about a third of the world.

Exactly. I would say, the country I most am drawn that that like I would say Thailand I win guys Bloody Bangkok This is inland Thailand the hill people all right. Did your partner have a nickname as a child? What was it you stopped saying the partner bit? Yeah, that's real good music because I feel like they're gonna study it's ringing it about now It's real confusing because I feel like they're gonna study it's ringing about nao So did you guys have a did did you use that? Have a new name music called did you use counts have a nickname as a child?

What was it and for a bonus point did they like the nickname and why? Like I know of his act that was in Saint Rewain Because he's a wall boy. I love smashing all the songs that he smash. I love smashing vodka cruises In Saint Rewain in Saint Rewain, but that was actually an ironic name for the year 12 So is that right? I had it on my year 12 jumper in Saint Rwain, but it was never a nickname. Me and a friend. You weren't insane. I am insane. But me and a friend just tried to think of the most fucked

nicknames we could. Yeah. OK. So that way, Braden get a point, though. Yeah. Yeah, and I feel like that's worthy of a point. OK. Let's guess for Mark.

I think her name was, her last name was Deekali and hers was Nali Dekali. It was inside Rulai to Nali Dekali. That's real funny. That's great. I really like that. For Mark? We doing that? Yeah, for Mark.

I think from memory it's like, tiny dick gym or something. I want to go with Gonzo. Tiny dickage. Oh my god. No, for Mark. I actually, oh, banana man or something. No one's it in or banana. Banana.

It's a very like, we are marketing a nerd product and I feel like last names are for cool people like cool nicknames is for cool people. Last names are for cool. No, no, no, I remember last names you know like that's a big thing in Australia is taking someone's last name and making it like um like um um um um um um Kelly Kelly Kelly like like Brodans is just bro bro but but I feel like real nicknames is a cool people thing what was yours banana man oh. That was just because I know teenagers are idiots. Yeah. You got called Gonzo. So we didn't have any kind of...

I got called that was... Bro J, maybe, I've known, Tom and I haven't known each other since we were 11. Yeah. And so Bro, and Bro J, bro. Yeah. I've only been called Gonzo when someone's been trying to attack me physically. Just like the end, for example. And to be fair was you gonzo fuck. If you're listening, you road rage man.

The best is when I try to explain that. The people that I've been like, oh yeah man, my people are giving me shit about like the way I look and stuff. Like someone's just been like you gonzo fuck. Then people been like, I don't get it. And then I have to like explain gonzo or show them a photo of a show and then when people see it go oh right do you like how long

does it take to explain that style of documentary film oh wow that was way over my head that that fantastic that was good. All right, let's quickly do one last question. And then we'll wrap this up, eh? All right. All right. You guys, different podcasts. What disappointment or rejection from use counts past still seeing stings?

Oh. All right, we'll start. We've got to guessing Broden first. I know. All right, go. I know. I know. Fucking captain starlight. Yeah.

Yeah, that's good. That's a good one. No idea, that didn't even think of that. I was trying to think of what I was saying. I didn't even. What's that? I got a job at a place. I went for a job at a place and I didn't get it for reasons.

I shouldn't mention on this, but I felt that they were unfair And it's hard to get mad at a company that is really good But I'm mad at him We shan't expect And I know Zach's as well. I know Zach's as well. I know is that it What's that? I want to... But I'm going to say Zach's not going to... He's going to say, no!

I'm going to give Zach another guest for bread and say, if he could come up with another one. I don't want to say for political reasons. I reckon there's been some Donna rejections that have stopped, right? Probably that one is not right. That's also right. There's not a lot of options for making stuff. It's not going to disturb anyone.

Let's guess markers then. I don't guess mine because I know what you're going to say. No, no. Oh no, no, no, yeah, that's good. That was going to say. I was going to say, I don't know. Oh, no, no, yeah, that's good. That was a good thing. I was gonna say, I don't know. I told you, I told you. That's done, that's done then. It doesn't.

Of course it doesn't. I know. No, quite genuinely, it doesn't stick anymore. Because I wouldn't have formed onto Donna. I'll tell you what sticks. I just, I have a more petty one. Yeah, go. I didn't get a part in a second year production directed by our friends, Feds and Shells.

Oh, shit. That's good. I would say I'm more bitter about that than I am about not getting into NIDA. Um, from Marko. What was the question again? I need to phrasing. Right. So I'm trying to take out partner.

Uh, what disappointment or rejection from your use counts past. Please, please let me go first. Okay. Please, there is a certain person in Mark's past that may have stolen money off him. Um, who he knew very well. that may have stolen money off him. He knew very well. And that person may no longer be in his life. Someone he lived with may have made him pay rent after they decided to go separate ways in trajectory and then

stolen shit from him financially. They have rented the space out to other people while still collecting his rents. Oh wow. That's just a mulligan now. And I reckon he's gonna do a very similar reaction to my night of reaction which I'm not that bitter about Because I was It's funny how much you have to mention it. I just imagine if I'd gone to nighter I would have been the chubby guy that didn't get any work. Thank God you know better about it Mark my guess for mark I've taken the big Mark. Mark, my guess for Mark. I've taken the big one.

Yeah, that is the big one. Yeah, well, let's try and think further back. I'm trying to think. I'm trying to think. I'm trying to think. I'm trying to think. I'm trying to think. I'm trying to think.

I'm trying to think. I'm trying to think. I'm trying to think. I'm trying to think. I'm trying to think. I'm trying to think. I'm trying to think. I'm trying to think. I'm trying to think. I'm trying to think. I'm trying to think. Maybe this might be a bit of a clue, but it came up Not that long ago it came up and I maybe you went on our end of the table at the Afterparty drinks for shaperones it came up and I was talking about it

Because the the that one the one you were talking about the ex-girlfriend one fuck it I don't know if that's really absolutely things and I'll never ever get past that but I don't know if that's so much rejection but I would say that's a yes if it's just about something stinging, but the other one, the other big one that still stings came up the other day. So I was worried you'd get it straight away. No I know. still things came up the other day. So I was worried you'd get it straight away, but maybe I was at the other end of the table. Is it like an ad or a part? Like an actory thing?

No, warm. Warm. But not hot. Like was it, I don't know, I can't think. Was it something in the Donna years? No, way pre-predonner. Pre-pre-predonner. Pre-ballerad.

Like a musical. Someone did my bang you because you got that tiny penis. I just want to make it very clear that my penis is just on average. Yeah. Yeah. But it's real thick. Yeah, wide.

All right, have a good sack and we'll wrap this up. No idea. I was No, I did. I was playing, fuck this. It was not getting an interview at the Victorian College of the Arts Film School. The second year I applied for it. The first year I applied out of my school. I got an interview and it was like crazy

and then they went, you didn't get in, you're on the waiting list of someone drops out you'll get in but do the foundation course that costs a fuckload of money and you're only here three hours a week do that and then you have a better chance next year and I was like great and then I did it and then I didn't get an interview and it broke my fucking heart. Wow I didn't know that I didn't know that I was talking about it the other day. Wow yeah. I don't know that I don't know that I was talking about it the other day. Wow. Yeah, I'd known that I don't know if I would have I just we have a certain caliber here. I didn't know you weren't good enough to be accepted for that course

Hey, okay only 12 people get accepted here, right? Yeah, really? It's really hard to get Sort of talked a lot it really talked up. Yeah up your foundation course of BCA when you asked we asked you to be a part of this group. I realized you suck. All right, just hear me out, all right. One more question, one more. I was going to say there's 16 more questions, so if people are enjoying this Q&A, we could

maybe finish it in a later part. That's right. For people who hit us up on Facebook or whatever and let us know if we like it. Hit us up on Facebook, on Twitter let us know if we like it hit us up on Facebook on Twitter On snapchat on SoundCloud on Instagram on Instagram if you like I want to kill myself We should have just picked two or three social media platforms last quick one Which of your partners it's oh which of you's cons achievements are they most proud of oh Let's go for Zach. So Marco any guesses for Zach. Oh fuck Which of you's achievements are they most proud of?

Let's go for Zach. So Marko, any guesses for Zach? Oh fuck. There should be guesses we should know these things. Well, it's hard just to... Is that we're guessing for Zach? A lot of them are intrinsically entwined. It happens when you're in a really... And also it's hard because like it's 915 at night and I want to go home. I just want to spend some more time with you boys.

I would say and if your girlfriend listens to this podcast you're going to have to say yes so little daughters. The play I directed that she wrote, which was very beautiful and amazing. It was a very beautiful and profound work that I like to separate from my work in Antidonna. But I was very proud of that work. Yeah, I'm not. At the time, I reckon like the apply you directed at uni there's a meteor coming. At that point you'll have you, I mean like I really did something.

Yeah, I was probably pretty proud of that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That sounds like I actually, on that topic, I talk about that just to plug the Patreon, because I'm a cunt. I'm gonna write about that in our next Patreon. Yeah, and the next one, for Raleigh Fethor.

No, no, the next Patreon is about the Ballerat years. And we're gonna be talking all about the stuff we did while we were at acting school. So if you wanna jump on the newsletter, get a whole bunch of really cool shit 10 bucks a month extra podcast 15 dollars a month and the extra shit newsletter. It's gonna be sick. I swear to God. This wasn't planted So I could say that I just I just thought it out because I'm gonna ride a box for achievement Oh, sorry Sorry. Do you know, can I say actually for me, I would say both incorrect.

I would say the highest I've been in terms of like achievement, I would say is that first comedy festival. Oh yeah. I would say that. Hmm. That run the first four star review we got in the nomination for the Ghibbo. I had a run of about two weeks where I've never been happy for two weeks. But you were there. And I was and I remember I was sad after two weeks something happened

and I was a bit sad and I was like, oh, it's the longest run of happy I've ever had. So I'm I'd love to hear an edit of this podcast where all the same, but you just cut after sexes. I've never been happy and then that's the end of the podcast. cut after sexes. I've never been happy and then that's the end of the box It's very funny because I've never been happy for two weeks is pretty bleak as well For a section of marks. I'd say not for everything but a portion of mark I'd say Wizards of Oz for him was a huge or something. He really you know is very happy with mm-hmm That's very good I'm gonna go something at uni.

I think there was probably a uni peak like maybe when you did your, when you wrote, directed, start in. Oh god. That production you did. That play? Yeah, I think you would have felt pretty good about that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What's the answer mark?

Ooh, it's hard, that's a hard one. It was probably both wrong, sorry. Sorry, both those things were very important to me. Both of those things were things I was very proud of. I was very proud of my, but like was it, was it was it was was more like it felt like a big compliment because someone wrote that part for me So it was just like oh that's so lovely, and I'm so excited and and proud that I've done things that you know make someone and uh yet

Thick cut fry the the play that I did which if you join the patreon this month you're gonna get a copy of the fucking stage play for it I swear to God. I'm not in stage play for it. I swear to God, I'm not just stupid. No, no, no, no, the pastry. But that was the first thing I, first play I'd ever written, you know, first thing I'd ever done for the stage. But pre that, the thing that I was,

and it's a piece of shit, it's absolutely terrible, looking back on it now. But the first time I ever just wrote a short film, it was called Stix. Which I think someone Snapchatted at me the other day. I think people have found it online. Oh, no, it's not, you can't watch it online. I've found something of yours online.

There's a long-haired 18-year-old Mark Bonato on the internet. Yeah, but I remember that at the time was I was like, it was the first time I ever felt like a writer, because I would stay at home and just work on the screenplay all day, and then like send it off to my friend who was directing it and stuff. And that was like, that made me want to go in and start doing this stuff, doing that. I had another thing I was going to say, potentially, like, I was sorry for you. I don't know how big this was for you, but I feel like the moment...

It's coming. The moment you got accepted into the full the VCA full course I know didn't you get in there what sorry I'll blacked out for about ten minutes of the point what happened exactly with night as well Let's get some bread and a Broden I would go to because I thought they would great and I thought they were things to be very proud of At the Well you beat me to it

No, I was being genuine at the time, the trilogy of high school musicals that you directed. Oh, thank you. Yeah, because they were really good. And I think you bringing what you have and experiences you've had and the energy you have to like young kids who were just hungry for it and like, and really fell in love with you because you gave them something to give a shit about. That was something I always saw.

At your old high school. I'm gonna go with something Donna related. That's my guess. I'm an in-donor territory. Possibly the LARGO. Something related to America. I think it could be the show we did in I think it's a show we did in LA. Yeah, the show we did in LA, our first show in LA.

But potentially something Donna related, maybe America related, or overseas, even Edinburgh, the first Edinburgh sort of thing. I'm getting guests. Braden's, we told Drown Masolo that he performed at Top Class. Yeah, in the nation. Which we shot at the other day. Yeah, in the national. Which we shot at the other day. I think you're all right.

I think I can't pick one specifically, but I think the one that came to my mind straight away was winning the award for biggest dick in the world. And that's it. No, I think you're writing that, the hugely rewarding doing those directing musicals which I never thought would be the case. And that came from my show. And also very much, I think, just Donna, generally, starting a small business, which I never thought would be the case. And that came on my show.

And also very much, I think just Donna generally, starting a small business, which is essentially what this is for us. We were, we started a little theater company, like company, and built it, and it's all ours. And we, we tour the world, and we had like literally... I forget about, I forget. Sometimes I forget, like, like, the shows, actually, what a huge one for me was last year

When we did that return season of Australia and we did a sold out show in Brisbane at the team Which was 700 people and it was the most? It was the most that we most people that we'd ever performed to then we did Melbourne Which was 800 seats we sold it out was the most people and then we did the N more which was 800 seats, we sold it out, was the most people. And then we did the N-more, which was 1200 seats, the most we'd ever performed to. That run of shows was like, oh, fuck. And Darwin to 40 people. And Darwin to 40 people.

I don't know if the listeners at home can hear this. I don't know if you can hear this on your tram or whatever. Here we go. But you might be able to hear just in the distance, the slight sound of fapping, as we wank each other off. LAUGHTER No, no, over there. Well, that's what we got to. We had to get genuine there. distance the slight sound of fapping as we wank each other off. No, that's what we got to. We had to get genuine there. No, absolutely. And that's the total.

It's hard. That's why I try not to think about Donna sometimes, because we're still in it. We're still so in it, you know, and I imagine it. Hopefully it's going to be something I look back on and as a whole thing, be like, oh, that was a, you know, I hope to just run it to the ground I can't wait to just never be speaking to either ever again because we're so fucking done with each other shit yeah

Wow what a jerry this is too long was podcast yeah it's a nice long one The chatty ones are okay. Yeah. It's the yally ones that you want to keep to a half hour. We have any more commitments, Mark? Pardon? Any more? The only commitment I've got is the blood of Get Honda, my missus. But no commitments to our sponsor.

Oh, that was probably your proudest moment, was it? Well, I'm putting the loot crate away. When loot crate gave you money to talk about loot crate, the seats for me. Jack literally just from fucking, just from being a winging fucking dick about it. I'm so happy about that. I think as well, like Luke Crate, I can't, I, I, no.

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