Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast Ep 320 - Optimus Prime

Episode Date: September 19, 2022

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Get our legends and welcome to another rip episode of the Anti-Donna podcast. This week we're joined by very special guest Optimus Prime to tell us about the whole spark and Sam with Wiki. If you're loving the Anti-Donna podcast, remember you can get access to the video version of the podcast in a whole bunch of bonus episodes at Anti-Donna Club. Start with your home. Welcome beautiful listeners to the Anti-Donna podcast. We have a very special guest for you tonight. Someone from another realm, someone who is here to help, but I'm not quite sure.

I'm still quite cynical. I'm just Zach. I thought we should be hyping up. I'm not talking about you. I'm not talking about you. Wait, the ego on you. The ego for you to think. That what was addressing was you. You're referring to some of my qualities, I just thought. There is a giant robot here. There is a robot here. There is a robot here. There is a robot here. There is a robot here.

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What? The ego on you. To think that you are Humanities Only Hope. That's what my mum always said. DAAAAAAAHHHHH! I've come so far. I love Lincoln Park. So we've got a guest today. DAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Yes, thank you, that's very kind of you to say. But I, you know, and while yes, to our guest, I would be an alien.

An ancient, from an ancient writer. Did you say that thing with Demi Lovato said it's offensive to call aliens, aliens, and you should call them extraterrestrials? Yes, but wait, once I can, this course rocks. Yeah, okay. I've come so far. Oh, so, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Yeah, okay Lincoln Park Now our guest today is the leader

Soldier yes, and someone who has come To save us yeah,, and enough about me. Let's talk about the guest today. Zach, I was talking about the guest. The ego on you. Well, I am a soldier, and I got sold, but I'm not a soldier. Oh, damn.

So I guess today, while he's a part of an ancient race he possesses a strange ability, a very impressive ability, an ability to adapt to his given environment. Now if he would have come to our earth in dinosaur times he would be able to be a primate, change into a primate. He is here now. And that is why his ability is to turn into a truck. Zach, if you don't start introducing our guests, oh, and not me. You, I don't know what I'm gonna do. You really think you could turn it into a truck?

The ego on you. I'm talking about our guests. Oh, of course. I'm sorry. You and I both share a lot of qualities with this guest. Both of us are robots. Yeah. Both of us are friends with Shaila Buff.

Right, friends with Shaila Buff. Mattric Whitwicky. Patrick Whitwicky. Patrick Patrick. Sam Whitwicky. What we do have today is a guest of Epic Proportions, star of five films and an illustrious film career, has worked with some of the best directors and actors

that Hollywood has to offer. Look Max is a very good director, but an alphabet may. The ego on you. Today we've got a very good director but enough about me. Ah the ego on you. Today we've got a very special guest. When he is not helping and saving humanity and being good friends with Shaila Buff and Mark Walberg, he is... Well we don't know and that's why we've got him here today. We want to know the transformer behind the leader.

When someone is in a leadership position, they have to uphold certain ideas. They're very media savvy. They usually have a team behind him, having recently lost the election and stepped down as leader of the Autobots. We are very excited for our first exclusive interview since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, since, designing from the Autobots since the one the only

Optimus Prime Hello humans. I am or Optimus Prime. I'm looking for Sam Witwicky and the all spark to defend the Autobots against the Decepticons so the reason Optimus Prime was asked to step down is Suffering a little bit of dementia. Uh, that's all happened. That'll happen many moons ago. Yeah. You met Sam Witwicky, you had a, that's all happened.

That's all happened. And you moved on to that. I am, I am a truck. I am Optimus Prime. Autobots. Roll out. Wow. All right. Okay. Josh, is it? I must find Sam Witwick out. Wow, alright, okay.

Josh, is it? I must find Sam Witwicky. Will you found Sam Witwicky? I must find Sam Witwicky, the descendant of another Witwicky, who found the all spark. In ancient, ancient snow, and now we must find he's glasses hold the key because I am Optimus Brian and and for a must find Sam would wiki to find the all spark to defend earth against the Decepticons. We will get to Sam wiki in time but we want to know what is the transformer behind the leader of your what do you like to do?

Say, you've found yourself free on a Monday night. Yeah. The wife's a little tired. What are you cook for dinner? At home, I like to recharge my petrol energy and turn into my robot, my car form, the truck, which is what I can stay stable in on human Earth. You run off petrol?

Not really. I run off the energy of my alien, but I am Optimus Prime. Well, let's dig into that. You run off human-growing entities, right? Yeah. When you say the energy of the alien, what do you mean? Energy of the alien. You run off the energy of the alien. I am an alien. Because you know you got- Another planet.

You know how I planet was destroyed by war. What war? And the name of that planet was... I am Optimus Prime. I... I know. I can give you some clues. Well, if you're so smart, you tell me what it's called.

All right, well, all right, so... We're not about got you a question, do you? Two parts. Two parts. Yeah. Yeah. Second part. We're not about gotcha question two parts two parts yeah second part The name of a film of of people on in the computer

I'm not no Matrix no they're on they're on bikes and they're zooming around they turn corners very sharply Three-degravics one of the first examples of three-degravics Tron all Tron no all Tron no no now first part first part of the first examples of 3d Tron Tron Tron No No Now first part, first part of the word Benos

No I need sandwich wiki We are running short on time You don't even know the name of your planet, let's focus so you can get this My planet was destroyed by war And it was in the wild If all you've got is two or three lines, let him padded out.

Yeah, let me pad this. I am Optimus Prime, Autobots, Royalty, I need the help of Bumblebee and others. First half of the name, first half of the name of your planet. When you were a child on MSN, you would have had this kind of sex.

Sybertron. Congratulations. kind of sex Cybertron Congratulations, I am from Cybertron and I must defend against that evil Megatron Who is a fighter jet? Megatron's a fighter jet. Yeah, he is in the movie. He's a gun in the gun in the cartoon Whatever form he takes he means to earn harm the people of Earth. I still think there is hope for Earth. If they learn to live in harmony, and help us to feed the Decepticons. Well, I don't know how much we can do, really.

I feel like this is a robot against Robert War. You will see him, not that's not true. The armies have helped us much. Sam Wittwicky as well well and his girlfriend also helped us the army is very helpful aren't they with with their tanks and there all they need Also, are they dating is that official? Sim with wiki and and is is that his girlfriend or At the end of the movie they kiss but just kissing doesn't mean they don't know The end of the movie they kiss. But just kissing doesn't mean that I put no ring on them.

They don't take me, they don't take me. I need to find Sam with Wiki before Megatron finds him first. I'm just confused about time. I take the whole spark. Because he's, Optimus Prime is talking as if the events of the first movie haven't played out at all. Which is why I thought maybe he was having a bit of a brain bleed. I think he's just grabbing.

Yeah. Can I ask you a question? Yes, Prime. Yes, human. I know it's not Timothy Oli fan. Is it Josh Durmall? Josh Durmall? It was he in the second.

What happened to that character? I just remember there was like a Josh Fergis boy. Husband? Fergis? I didn't know Fergis had a husband. I thought he was still sangar. No, well, maybe not anymore, but is it Josh Duruh-Muhl?

What's the go with him? All I know is the time is running short for the humans. The decepticons mean to come here and cause a real earth. So why did you agree to do this podcast? Because this is the best way to get the word out to your, your fans. You know we're banking them. This won't come out for months.

Oh, yeah, if there's any sort of immediate, I love the comedic moment. I don't know if this is meeting the silly trans farmers. Brodinger's just playing. I think it is. I think it's when they're, called Samut Belit. Yeah, oh, oh, see that's what I was gonna say.

There's one of two things. Brodinger's just playing the soundtrack for Transformers right now. One of two scenes are happening here We're meeting the silly Transformers that are a bit racist. Oh when they're at the house Oh, yeah, they're house breaking about yeah, oh Sorry Sam. Oh Alternatively, this is a horny teen moment. Yes, this could be a horny

And Sam at the lake indicates horny teen like just like just get me again Are you telling me Sam which Wiki is at the lake? We must find him. How do you, you said you have a wife earlier. No. No, he did. And why? He did, but we've dropped that.

Well, we've dropped the wife. I can't build any more cannon, apart from I am Optimus Prime and I must find Sam which Wiki to find the all spot. What about the cannon? If the time comes, put the all spot in my chest. It will destroy me and the all spot together and save Earth from the Decepticons. My first pinator.

A pinator? A pinator. My house, Broden, said, I don't think I can fill a full half hour with this character. We're giving you offers and you're making very distinct choices that are going to make this hard to fill the full half hour with this character. We're giving you offers and you're making very distinct choices that are going to make this hard to fill the full half hour. So I would recommend that Optimus Prime maybe has a wife, but I have respect if you don't want to have a wife. Robots do not have relationships. We are so happy. Or husband, I'm sorry. Trucks or robots in disguise as trucks. Do you have a willy? Oh. Could you make one? I don't think I have a dick. Can you make like yeah? What's the transformer quality? It's very

It's very clear your robot alien in disguise. No, you're just a robot, right? We will dig into the robot aspect because I I Anyway, we'll get into it. We'll take all robot alien, tell me about the transforming. We're robots in space, and then we don't transform, right? But when we come to Earth, we need to disguise, because otherwise people would see the giant aliens. So what we do is we put out like a, like a,

a, like a Bluetooth thing, and we take the, we take the designs of shit around us. How come you only do one each? Is that like part of it? Can you change? So you're only doing so. So once you pick, you sit. But I've seen interpretations where you are trucks on Cybertron.

Well, that's the cartoon. Yeah, he's not the truck one, so I'm not a truck. I mean, really, realistically, what happened is they made game, they made a toy that could trans, and then they back in. So you just didn't trans, so did you know you could transform on Cybertron? If you had no need to transform?

Oh, no need to transform. We are purely the Autobahn. Oh, so you don't transform, I always assumed on Cybertron, you would transform into some sort of like Cybertron. you don't trans, I always assumed on cybertron you would transform into some sort of cybertron. I don't know, I forget, I forget. You forget, I forget. I forget. And you start transforming into a truck.

I do not recall. Wait, let him finish his fucking question. I do not recall. I'm being rude. When you come to earth and now you're transforming into a truck, hypothetically, in that situation, if you could transform into a cyber-trond vehicle, could you, in that situation, like now you're a truck, right?

Could you, A, first question, transform into a cyber-trond truck, like vehicle on earth, B, you go back to cyber-trond, could you transform into a truck on cybertron? Or do you, is it like a location specific? Do you store the data of things that you've scanned and then you can, are you like T2 in that sense? You're done?

Are you done? I don't recall, all right? Two things I got for it. Two things I got for it. Yeah. Where Sam went, Wiki? Yeah, we'll get I need the all spark to defend against the decepticon, right the plot of the first film right right so and that boy will help me Yeah, do you want us to out do you want us to go down that path because I've got more questions you know what the fuck you want right?

Oh, I'm Optimus prime Sure, you said I'm like Optimus rude because we haven't chosen between you or Megatron yet. You know, we haven't chosen our alliances yet. And you cannot go with Megatron. He means to destroy you. But he just wants the same things as you. He wants the all spark and he wants Sam Whitwicky. And we're going to go to a ad right now, potentially.

And we're back from that ad. Yeah, potentially. Maybe there wasn't ad, maybe there wasn't ad. Maybe there wasn't. That's giving you deal, listen, or idea of how well we're back from that ad. Yeah, potentially. Maybe there wasn't ad, maybe there wasn't. Maybe there wasn't. That's that's giving you deal to listen to our idea of how well we're doing. If there wasn't ad, if there was an ad we're doing we're doing good. You should prop, you should do ads on this simple Hume, this is the good song. Simple humans. Yeah, this is what they mean to do well. The people of the

earth. And we will defend them with our robot cars And robot cars that's just you that bumblebee isn't car and I am a truck He can go faster and I have But you don't have robot cars you are Can I can I say I don't remember this but I know this bit in Lord of the Rings when he's like, we don't ask for these times, so do we have enough song left? Because I just want to say something, I just, I don't know, I'm just a teenage boy, you know, and we'll get to the questions, but all this talk of Sam Wickey and saving the world, or what's your name again?

Optimus PROM. Can you go back a bit? Because you might want to do, like just go to the start. Yeah, I'm just the teenage boy so is Mark Max is sexy Megan Fox What's it with the male gaze upon her and I'm just the teenage will actually I'll be Megan Fox I don't want to be you can I'm a second I'm a Sex you're not with wiki I'm a sexy teenage It's him with wiki on me. Okay, though. Quirky, yeah, not your typical action hero.

Strokes T-Shirt. Yeah. So you have a Strokes T-Shirt on. Yeah, yeah. What's your favorite Strokes album? Can we, we'll get to that? I need to, so can we table, because I want to ask you about the robot thing? Of course.

That's a song. That's on the album Rooms on Fire. That's the one. I am a robot. That's on the album Rooms on fire It's where it goes. It's a bit like that. Somehow they make the computer sound like a fucking keyboard. It's amazing Sorry the computer the guitar. I am I'm struggling this morning So we'll table while we got the answer to strokes I'm gonna ask you about robot like organic life all that stuff I have some questions about exactly what you are. But before we do that, I'm feeling a lot of pressure right now. I'm just a teenage,

we're just a couple of teenage kids and I feel like the whole, the fate of the whole world is on my shoulders and I don't want the world to end and I was just wondering, well, if you had any thoughts on that, I'm a disc... yeah. I do. The humans are a young race, but they have the potential to be great. That's why the Autobots will come and help you.

Defend against Megatron and his Decepticons, which are the Deceptive Cons. Deceptive Cons? Yeah yeah the humans awake and bad something bad just happened. Yeah The humans are will it must learn from their mistakes and Rout with the Autobots, but how can we learn we've made so many mistakes in the past? Do you really believe that we're capable of learning good lesson? The humans are so bad. Do you truly you have no faith in us? Yeah, we're right.

But we've made but the mistakes we've made in the past World War Two and one the things we've done to each other the things we've done in the past Stanley Tucci is putting greed above Is the capitalism in this film isn't it? Uh, Tucci's. Capitalism, fascism, religion, race wars, things that humans wear the only animal on this planet that eat each other. What is it? How could you be away with each other? Well, kill each other. We kill each other. Some of us eat each other. Can you go back to the start? But how?

Surely the human race is can't be saved. No, you'll be right. I just witnessed, I just witnessed someone killing people. I need to find some with Whitney. I need a bit more from you, but you see what we're saying. Like, I'm a grime from you. Yeah, but do you see what we're saying? What? I'm a gran with you, man. We need a little more.

Because I just witnessed Stanley Tucci turn a gun into a beat. That was him. He turns a gun. You remember he has the magic? Is that, I'm sure. But we as humans are fallible. We're fallible. I see.

We've looked to the strokes, their first album to find the whole new genre. It's this hit of Modern Rock, Room on Fire. Some people thought slightly disappointing, but great. And if it had been the third album, if it had been the third album. Exactly, and then they went a bit hard, experimented, and tried to do something different

with first impressions of Earth, and people didn't quite like it. Then they went away for a bit, came back with angles, a great record, but you know, it is a little, it's a little disjointed. You needed it. Yeah, you needed it. But they just, they went together as a band

and then of course, come down machine, which just felt like a contractual obligation album, they had to do it. And then after years of going away, they come back with the new abnormal, probably their greatest record since their first. That's the spirit of the human race. If that, how, where, bad, bad, bad,

are we only doing contractual albums now? Surely, surely, you can't do that. There's no Point saving us My name is Optimus Prime and I need to find Sam with We're not interested now. I just like to find the all spot. I Sam with wiki is Next door he's next door. He's next so okay, but I can I give you a word word to the wife? Which wiki word to the wise optimist?

Can I give you a word to the wise? Time which wiki? Word to the wise optimist. You know, humans get a little down and out. And if he witnesses Tucci doing some bad shit. He's not in this movie. He's in the fourth one, I googled it. Yeah, we're not there. We're looking for Sam Wittwiki.

In 2017, you were gonna meet a guy named Stanley Tucci. He is very cool. He can turn a gun into a beat speaker. But that's not the point. We're kids. It's all cubes. We're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we we're we're we're we're we're we we're we're we're we're we're we we're we we're we we're we're we're we we're we we're we're we we're we we're we're we we're we, you are the truck. Stop saying with God, we gotta get this. We're just really pissed off. Before this guy goes and finds Wicked, we gotta get him in tip-top shape. That's right, the reveal is this is the prequel

to the first Transformers. Because what you don't realize is you're not deceptical, what's your name? I'm trying to call it a body. I think I want to call an auto bot, yeah. I know, but he's an auto bot. Auto bot here doesn't know how to use fire. Bumblebee will be sparse.

Bumblebee will stay with the human to protect Earth. But he cannot speak because of... He lost his voice when he was with Haley Steinfield. Is that a prequel as well? Yeah. No, is it? I tried to watch it in VR, and my internet connection wasn't very good.

Are they connected? It's pre-prequel. They're all prequel. Oh, right. Didn't you know that? No. Everyone knows that. You don't you know anything?

No, you just look so much better. I thought they were rebooting. I am Sam Wittwiki. No, you're not. I am octopus prime. Wait, what? I didn't mean to do that. Are you sure? Or is that something we need to draw? I am octopus,ittwicky. No you're not. I am Optimus Prime. Wait what? I didn't mean to do that. Are you sure?

Or is that something we need to draw? I am Optimus Prime. Forget it. I am Optimus Prime. Or Sam Wittwicky we don't know. I am looking for Sam Wittwicky with my truck. And I must... You are a truck.

I'd find the All's All Spark. All's Bice? Because I've got the All's Spark. And there is also... I just made Chinese dinner. Yeah. There's a great song on this planet called all star Are you sure you're not looking?

You're okay. It's not covered because that doesn't exist yet because this is a prequel. Yes, are you I am looking for the allspice or allspice Oh, can you just wait here for one second? I need to talk to Mark quickly. But, Mark, yeah. This guy's good. He's got leadership potential. I'm thinking... Um... A young... Uh...

Jim... Charmers. Jim Charmers. He's got leadership potential. I don't know who Jim Charmers is. That's right. You will, like you will know who this guy is. I know who Optimus Prime is, but not, no we don't.

We just made it. Is this a prequel to Bumblebee or is this happening at the same time as Bumblebee? It's sort of like a midquel, right? So the start. I am Optimus Prime. So we're running out of time to defend Elevator. Oh, okay, yes.

So the start. We've got ages. Yeah, we got this man. No, no, no, we're running out of time to defend Okay, yes, so the star we got ages. Yeah, we got this man. I don't know we gotta go Autobots would roll out the spark here. Yes, it's on earth. Yes, so what's happening? Yeah, it is it is The pyramids as a been lying dormant under the pyramids. Did they blow up the pyramids? That's the second one stop getting getting confused with the sefals. I could have sworn to it with the blue. Wait, are there two all sparks? Mark, listen to me, man.

Can you just listen to me for a second? What's under the pyramids? Listen to me for something. I don't know. A McGuffin, the second one. Yeah. So my worry here. A McGuffin is under the pyramids.

No, a McGuffin, it's a film device. It's like the, you know, the, the spreef days of the light in Pulp Viction. Yeah, the, the, the spree case with the light in pulp fiction. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We don't need to know what it is. It's just about driving the plot forward. So McDonald's are doing Duffins now. Sure.

Mark, Mike and Cerny, we're in a mid-cool, right? Yeah. So the start of the first movie has happened, but before he finds Sam Whitwicky, he falls upon a couple of media advisors. And what we've realized, right, is that he's just watching the trailer to get the voice better. Oh yeah.

So what we've realized is he's not in tip-top shape. Yeah. If he goes to Whitwicky now, the guy can't do an inspiring speech about humanity's potential. The guy doesn't know Tucci, who's just a lovely actor. You can look at me as such. I love Tucci's incredible character.

He's doing TikToks now where he talks about the lunch. Do you watch the Devil Wears Proud to tell me he's not one of the best characters? I love Tucci. Do you know what I love Tucci in? Is Julie and Julia. Tucci and M they're just doing chilled out happy acting. Oh, amazing. So I'm just saying that. Why are you so mad about the other? You don't know who you are. You keep going to say you're Sam Whitwicky and you keep saying with my trust. Let me tell you something like that. With the all sparked gone, we cannot return life to our him.

Oh. Wow. I thought you said cyber trumpets destroyed. Yeah, the plot. A new world to call. No, but if the planet is destroyed, you can't return life to it. But did you hear that? The passion in these wars.

The American thing. We never want you to hear that. I didn't start to find himself. We're hiding in plain sight now, defending earth. Oh good. We are just around. If anyone from McDonald's is listening, I think a donut muffin, a MacDuffin would be great. And then the slogan is,

you gotta come get it like a MacGuffin. They have to start doing donut. When I was a kid... They do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do It's completely different. No. I'm talking about McDonald's not McCafé right? McCafé is a cafe right? They're bringing Texas. But it's hard old McDonald's. You can order McCafé shit at the main fucking where you get your shit from. They're not taking shit from McCafé and putting that in the main. Oh well that's a little unfair. That's very unfair. They're not. They're most I-you bet they could. I think that would- they're all about streamlined food

right? Who, what do you miss the McDonald's? No, but I've done no about McDonald's. Are you Dines there? Have you Dines there? Yeah. Well, you wash it down with a glass of fucking D. I have a hair with Sam with wiki. You know where's it, you know Sam with wiki.

Every time you start losing an argument, you just bring up Sam with wiki and the fucking all sput. Yeah, you just stick with engine, the topic. Stick with it. Stay with it. If we get a total of you up there. If you're talking to McDonald's, the concept that we have to go into McAfee, get a doughnut, bring it back and finish a burger.

It's just the guy that's- That would be, they would, they would, fuck, they would never do that. What guy would get a McDonald's the doughnut? He's like, McAfee, he is your bag of doughnuts. McDonald's is your bag of doughnut. I'm just saying, introduce your doughnut. The I don't want to be rude, Autobot. We'll help you with sandwich wiki. Who I thought you hadn't met yet. And then you tell me you've been to McIntyre. I know as I'm looking for sandwich wiki in the old spot. Well, I don't know what to believe now. Your timeline is confused. Your timeline is confused.

I'm confused. I'm not confused, can't. You're confused. What may, you're not. You're the kind of one that's throwing donuts and McDonald's I am just blue-skying over here And the concept and McDonald's which is for fucking two year olds to dead people right in AIDS bracket You want to bring in a nerd culture thing? M-Meguffins can I can I bring in my goffins? I look daffin Yeah, my goffins as a thing that McDonald's is a pun McDonald's is gonna go

You know how everyone knows writing culture and new culture? Everyone knows what a McGuffin is you want to bring that into McDonald's? Yes, can I do a small part? Sam with wiki you fucking can't we'll get you Sam with wiki, but we need I'm on your side here, man. I just want to do a straw on McGuffins. Did you know what a McGuffin was before? Of course I know all the time. It's a fucking McGuffin. Did you know what a McGuffin was before this?

Tanya, did you know McGuffin? No, it's Max, I presume you knew him a McGuffin. That's 50% of the more than 50% of the... This is a film maker's run. This is a room of people that... Wait, you're on his fucking desk! Yes! I'm gonna... We have 50% in a room of people that might feel like he's fucking yes! Yes! I'm gonna let's do a little part. We have 50% in a room that like- Those might red roostles start on the hero arc strip side.

Is that what you want? Well that's a little more known. That's a little more possible. Yeah. All is lost to moment nuggets. I'll tell you why if the fuck- That would work. If Kay of C bringing a- bringing a doux X mark and a twist stuff

it'll fucking sell like hotcakes, alright? No it wouldn't It's time to end the podcast can I do like the like can you can we oh can I set it up? I've got an idea do inspiring music Okay, yeah, and then you can move That's good. Yeah G was we gotta say before we let him go to Sam Whitwicky. Stop drumming on the table. It's bad for Sam, I'm sorry. You cannot save humanity unless you know how to do an inspiring speech.

Yeah. So, we're gonna say some things we're a bit sad about. Yep. And then let's see what you can do. And then we'll, so, gee whiz, Stanley Tucci just killed my Mark Wahlberg. He told me, humanity has no hope. It has no hope. Yes we can make beats out of magic, technology.

But in my opinion humanity is not even worth saving do you think if you went to Bluetooth connect to that beats if the thing that would come up was like evil transformer yeah probably yeah probably the deceptical move yeah let's say that's con logo which are cool kids have tattooed on them um yeah from 2000 I challenge you to a drum off. Oh, this song. Is that the speech? What? It is the speech. I've been practicing this on the drums.

I've been practicing this on the drums. And I reckon I'll be able to play it better than you. I was hoping we would come in. Well, this is my point, isn't it? We can't even agree on an ending to this podcast. What's the hope for humanity if we can't even agree on an ending to this podcast. Well, what's the hope for humanity? If we can't even agree on an ending, this is fine. There is still hope yet, boys.

Oh, yes. Because I am Optimus Prime, and I am looking for Sam Wickey, and the all-spark, who the help Earth, the Saver. Why do you have faith in humans? And why do you want to save us? Because we have a chance. And because of what? If you have in humans? Humans are good people. Ah, why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why Oh fuck, it's here! They want to win Slavis! They want to win Slavis! You can't, Mark, you can't say that.

They look similar to us, but they're very different. We have the cons and auto, but it's a very different. They're different cultures. They do more flying. And I will give them, they have cooler cars. Well they have, I think they all fly, don't they? Yeah, alright. Do that.

I think they're all... Love them, dude. I think they're all going to get Josh Dormo on them. Is it Josh do more? Humans Let's we are at peace, but we listen. This is to you listening on the podcast now We are in hiding and we are watching defending earth

Take it away Mark Doing feels so you're not doing shit. I know fills. You're out of time. Fuck. Good luck with the fucking chorus. There's no drums here. There's no drums.

What's your shit? You know, it's just a simple kick. It's just a simple kick. And then are you ready for the roll? You're tripping for the drum roll? You're doing 16s. I'm doing 16s. It's about re-creating Fab Meretti. No I'm sick!

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