Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast EP 4
Episode Date: August 22, 2016Please be advised that this podcast is fucked. It contains potentially upsetting and disturbing content. It is offensive, rude and just down right horrible. This podcast should not be listened to by a...nyone.Follow us on Soundcloud and hit REPOST if you dig.Join The Aunty Donna Club: https://www.patreon.com/auntydonnaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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So exciting to have you here on.
No.
Beat that too.
Yeah, if you can beat.
And.
Thank you.
Now, how are you boys doing?
How's your week been?
Oh, thanks for the great question, Broden.
Yeah.
A fantastic question.
Yes, indeed.
Well, we haven't had a good time. We that's a great question, Broden. Yeah. A fantastic question. Yes indeed.
Well we haven't actually we've been on tour. Yep. And in a week we're going back on tour.
And we've had a little bit of a break. We've only been together a couple of days.
Yeah. How's your break's been? I watched the girlfriend experience on Stan. That's the last one on the Steven Soderbergh film.
Yeah, I watched and I've been watching Breaking Bad.
Really? Me too.
Yeah. Tom, you don't have a microphone.
You can't engage. Tom, our sound guide just said me too.
Me too. It's like watching it. Like it's a fucking conversation.
He's got episode five of season. See see I had already seen the first five episodes I
thought I hadn't and then I was watching it for five hours I kept going now I've
seen this I've seen this for five hours of my day how many seasons are there
seven days I don't care I'm bored it's one of the
I'm bored I sing slow but it's one of the, it's one of the greatest characters studies.
And exploration of masculinity that I have ever seen.
I did.
We'll have you on one soon.
Yeah.
You can't speak.
You can't engage.
This isn't for you.
This is for the friends.
Speaking of character studies and just on my wake off,
I was doing a character study.
I was doing a character study
Oh my god the groups just broken up. What are you gonna do with your life Mark?
Look I've been thinking about this for a while. I really want to travel. I want to say Venice
Yeah, I want you want to say a bit of Venison or you want to go to Venice? I want to go to Venice and eat Venison in a gondola. Oh my god, dear you.
What?
Oh, I forgot that you know my uncle died in a gondola crash.
Zach, what are you going to do now the group's break?
I didn't know that.
Now the group's broken up.
What are you going to do with your life?
Well, I was thinking, I know a lot of dark stuff from Mark's life, so I thought I was
going to reference that.
Yeah, go, go, go, go, go, you have permission.
Do it, Zach, do it, Zach, you have permission.
Come on, Zach.
For, like you can say whatever you want.
Whatever I want.
Yeah, of course.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's totally cool.
It seems like he's fine.
It's totally cool.
And I think he, I think you've worked through a lot yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Oh, gotcha.
Mark, obviously, you said everything is above board,
so that's all I can.
Yeah, wow, that felt good.
Mark, you're just looking at the microphone in a blank stair.
Yep.
It's funny, Mark, it's funny.
Come on.
Oh my God, I think the groups broken up broken up
To the point brodans the only remaining member of auntie Donna. Oh, that was funny man. That was real funny. That's right
It was good. Thank you. Yeah, you should be real proud of yourself. Oh come on mark. Just just are you really mad or are you mad?
for the purposes of comedy I'm
Mad or are you mad for the purposes of comedy? I'm mad right now about the fact that someone I trusted.
Who's that?
My uncle.
Yeah.
When I was younger.
Yeah.
Showed me.
Yeah.
Pornography.
Okay, right, so. right so be clear though. I I at no point made references
To your uncle showing you pornography what I did what he did what I did was I just said to Tom to pretend to be about some offensive things
I never said anything offensive
This is true. I was here for that. I never said anything offensive. I never referenced your uncle
and what he may or may not have done to you.
What's his name?
Sun.
Sunni.
Spelt S-O-N-N-Y.
No, it's spelled C-A-N-E.
C-A-N-E.
Sunni.
Yeah.
No, that's Kane.
That's Kane, man.
That's how it's spelled. His name's Kane.'s Kane man. That's how it's spelled his name's Kane
He's the wrestler Kane
He's the master wrestler Kane
You were
Shown pornography by Kane the wrestler the WWE wrestler brother of the undertaker
Which is your dad the undertaker? Well, I was about to make that joke. I'm so sorry. No, it's okay, it's fine.
It's okay.
Mark, I didn't know that you were going to make that joke.
But Broden, you can make the joke.
No, Broden, it's too late.
You can let Mark down.
And to be frank, you've let the whole group down.
Yeah, man.
Can you do the joke? Come on.
We can edit this.
I'll go back in like, I've just said he's Kane and then you do it.
Alright. Alright, so yeah, your uncle's Kane.
What is, okay, so sorry, we were rudely interrupted again by Sam Lingham.
By our own podcast, Sam Lingham, who's in the studio with this, Sam say hello. Hello, how are you?
Can you, sorry, it's time for the Sam Lingham, who's in the studio with this, Sam say hello. Hello, how are you? Can you...
Sorry, it's time for the Sam Lingham introduction song. D'm a full man. I'm a full man. Hey, whoa
Two things here number one
Whoa, so to say that someone who is mentally handicapped or disabled is not a full man and two
Why is it that the gender normative concept of a man? Oh?
Is this talking?
We can do it. We can do it. We can do it. We can do it, we can edit it, go to two.
No, I won't do the joke, I think we can put it back in.
Okay, okay.
We have to go.
Uncle is Kane.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Wolf.
Wolf.
Be funny if your dad was the undertaker.
Pardon?
Sorry, I fucked it again.
Sorry, you dog.
Sorry, wolf who?
I was doing a different joke. I was doing a knock knock joke
What do you do, Sam? I just want to explain before like you said mentally had get boy
And I said nah is that true? I said not the last part. So I sort of a leading fact boy when I said four men
Man to leave you're fucking mouth
Is that is that work? I think it might be a problem with this microphone?
Is it is it all right top? Okay, I'll say nice and close
Yes, I work a couple days a week at Colts. Yeah, the fresh produce department and what else do you do?
So do I so do I so do I told me to say so do I you but yeah
What do you do?
Just this.
Hey, do you want a headphone, Sam?
No, that's all good.
Sam, you direct our live shows.
You're also one of the writers of Andy Donner's.
So you've written some classic sketches or been a part of the process of writing those sketches.
I've been around a lot.
You've been in eight car accidents.
Eight car accidents.
But people still in and out. In and out of mental institutions for years in and out of in and out of burger shops
We're my father in and out of a lot of women and boys
If that's your thing Sam is it thing?
No, why are you so fucking homophobic?
Why is every time we bring it up you get so antsy about it
You can see Sam briefly in the glassing video to be one of my videos you can also see him in
Vlog 2 or whatever to can also see me
Uncle winter what are you doing here?
Gonna spoil your clothes What's he doing? Uncle winter what are you doing here?
Oh winter
I just need a little bit of water
Uncle Oh, I'm going to win this for rags again! Oh, damn it! Fuck it!
Fuck it!
It's a shit!
I'm going to win this!
I'm going to win this!
I'm going to win this!
What a fun little drop by by Ben Russell.
I'm going to win this!
I'm going to win this!
It's really hard where I'm sitting, because I need to face the microphone, but I also just
want to look into the eyes of the people I'm talking to.
Hey!
It's hard to do that.
Yeah?
It's hard to do that. You just It's hard to do that. Is it just you just listen is that what you're doing?
So I'm looking at Tom I can only see Tom. Just imagine Tom is to all of us.
That's good. What you're doing now that's good. This is good. This is working.
Same. Yeah. I just also just want to make very clear. Just say.
I want to look at you Mark but I can't because then this happens to my voice.
Yeah. See I'm looking at you but this has happened to my voice.
I know. But now I'm'm looking at you, but this has happened to my voice. I know.
But now I'm not looking at you.
Crystal Clear.
I'm not looking at you.
It's doing visual jokes on podcasts.
The big win.
It would be an audio joke.
That's a big win.
But I'm not here.
It's sort of, Mark, have his voice.
All I wanted to say is just to make very clear what happened
was Ben Russell, who we just recorded a podcast with.
Last, not long. Message me on Facebook and said can I can I come in and do a character
called what was Uncle Winter and he and he busted in and he started doing it
but it wasn't very close to the microphones so chances are that whole bit
's been cut but what what I want what I want everyone to know is that it happened and then it didn't work
So if there's a part in this podcast that feels like there's a jump and it's a bit weird
Tom has done his best to cut out Ben Russell coming in and doing uncle winter
And for me, I don't think this part is necessary
I think we just try and make the cut work. So I would cut this too
Where will we go if you if you come in now. Yeah, this is
There was a bit that Ben Russell did and then Mark explained why we cut it
And this is just the bit of but back of that where we've cut that to that I'm explaining I'd argue
I probably argue that that we we don't really need that
Yeah, maybe you guys don't a bit like is this a bit? Oh fuck up. You can't you
Every fucking time we're on to gold you fucking put your nose in this shit
Well, fuck it up. This is why in the writing process we make you right outside the room
I just want to be I just cut this bit as well. That's probably a good idea. We'll cut this bit
Right, so just just to clarify
Ben Russell came in did a character. It didn't work out. I said we should cut it
Broden said we should cut that and then I suggested we cut that
So if you're jumping in now then Sam fucking destroyed a little bit. We were having and so we're gonna cut that
Hello, oh
No
No, I want to go dammit. I want to hear from a no
Hello, it sounds like you boys are I didn't even get my friend Jackson died
Sounds like you boys are talking about you are friends
Everything no no, no, we want to
The show no fuck off minute. That's what Tom does minute. You don't have permission to be in here
We ask you when you want you want I looked up as a definition of editing for you on what on Wikipedia on your phone
What's that? I thought it would add to the
Crying
Don't get upset. Thank you
The pressures of being a celebrity chef in Australia getting to you. Sorry. It's okay. Sorry
What's manoeuvre come down. What's wrong? Come on, man.
What's wrong?
Take it down.
I wanted...
Hi, hi, hi.
Day breaths.
In...
And in the evening.
Very good.
Okay.
Tell you, Julie.
When, last year, I started our restaurant with George Colombares
in Safiara.
And after six months, it was a lot of better reviews.
Is this true?
This is all true and it shut down.
I'm asking Zach not to know.
Yes.
And it shut down.
I blamed the zero reviewers but in reality it was probably the fact that I was doing traditional
French fair in an industrial circus-seemed restaurant.
Oh my gosh.
In what?
Yeah, can you break that down for me?
An industrial circus-themed restaurant.
Okay, take your time. Well, it's in Salsiera, it's the bottom of a beautiful tower.
It was made of concrete and steel, and I made it into a circus themed wonderland.
Hey, Mino, did you know that steel beams is the main reason that the twin towers fell?
I do.
I thought it was the point.
I do.
It is also the main reason why my restaurant fan.
So the main reason that tells the steel beams heated and they collapse if it was concrete it
would have just heated up. Yeah. Yeah. Where were you?
Concrete doesn't work. We all have a building. What's that saying? You're not going to build towers
at a concrete. I just want to see where my new was in September 11th. Yeah.
We all remember, why do you ask where I was?
I just think it's serious.
I don't think you did it.
I don't think you had something to do.
I was, I mean, I have an alibi.
You can talk to my friends.
We don't know.
No one's accusing you of anything.
Put your alibi.
I was, I was, is it paid at home?
Smoking some cones with my friend Gerard.
I know that's illegal, but you can talk to him
You can talk to him. I was partying with him all weekend Gerard
Bangla no Gerard my friend. I can't remember his last name
I remember I was partying with him all weekend. I had nothing to do with
I think September 11. I mean those were pretty heavy days. I was doing a lot What? September 11th. I mean, there's also a pretty heavy day, so I was doing a lot of beef tate.
You've...
She's gone really weird when I just asked her question.
I just wanted to know, like, people, you know, tell you personal experience.
I was partying the whole weekend and say, it's nothing you can do or say that would change my story.
Okay.
I was also so good.
What?
What did I never?
I had fun.
I had fun.
If it happened.
I had fun.
If it happened.
That's true.
If it happened.
All I'm saying is it's like,
we can't ask anyone who died if they're dead.
So.
Are we can't.
No.
No, I'm not gonna get a Sam.
Yeah.
So just for context, who are you Sam?
I'm Manu.
I do not know.
It's in the working department.
And just for a little bit more context, we did a pretty awful 9-11 bit.
That was very insensitive that we cut.
And so this is where we're jumping in
Was that manu? Is it a bell? What?
Can Daniel say this is so so I assume Tom's I assume Tom's gonna cut yeah
I assume it so he's shaking his head saying nah I'm not but I
I'm talking which we've explained no one can hear you no one can hear you and it's just distracted
Top not wearing fuck it's just distracting. Top not wearing fuck. It's just distracting. So Tom's going to cut the really awful bit we did about.
We did this really awful improv bit with Manu where we accused Manu of committing a in the bin that you did. No, I did not do none 11 and so I was making beef tartare
all weekend with my friend John. Oh no, I'll done. All right, so anyway this is where we're
jumping in so just for content. Hello. Hello, aren't you? We get messages on Facebook from
interesting people a lot because that's the where we are.
A lot of s**t samis.
Oh, I'm going to need to keep it out.
You can beep it out.
You gotta say that though.
Yeah, of course.
Don't get mad.
You can't beep it out of my ears Mark.
If Tom, I called, I said we got to get a lot of messages from a lot of s**t.
If you could beep out
I'd really appreciate that. I get a lot of messages from me the lady's and my house. Yeah. Yeah
Fans of new channel. So and a lot of one of the main things that happens is people mistake us
For a sexy milph type thing because I believe in a couple of other countries milph is
Another word for like a sexy old woman.
And yeah.
And anti-translates, like, familiar to Milf.
It is, I ask, this is actually true.
Zach is saying this, but I...
Manu told you this.
Yeah, Zach told Manu when Zach was working in a kitchen
for a small amount of time with some Indian people
He said, what does anti mean? Is it a sexy thing and he was like no, no, this is not a sexy thing at all
Anti-shrug, it is super kinky. Yeah, there's other
Guanties by itself. So we get a lot of Indian men
Messaging us asking for like us to have sex with them.
Because they think we are milves. And now what we like to do instead of not respond to them
is to talk with them. So think we are some sort of Indian milves. And so Sam's going to read you
through this man that he's back and forthing with at the moment, who thinks that we're a sexy older woman.
Me, okay, let's go.
So we're talking to a man called S...
We're not, we're probably don't want to say his name.
No, we'll just be bit out.
It's all good.
I'm happy.
So firstly he said...
S...
And then he said, dear.
More.
And then I said, hello.
How are you?
And then he said, hi. More. And then I said, hello. How are you?
And then he said, hi. I'm M Good.
H you girl, ah boy.
H you girl, ah boy.
Yes, are you again?
Or are you a boy?
A boy.
My new does not seize a world through gender.
What does he say it through?
Through delicious French fare. Yeah. And does he say it through? Through delicious French
fair. Yeah. And then what did you say? I'm just the way I've just said you a
boy or a girl, I chew, dear. You said I chew dear. I said I chew like it's in
question. And then I said dear because he's saying he's saying dear. It's good to
what we like to do is jump on board
with the language that they use.
So if they say, we had won a couple of years ago
that was asking to see pictures of our pussies
and they just keep saying, mem pledge reply,
which I think meant just please reply,
please reply, madame.
And they would send that over and over again. So then when we would then send a fabricated picture of our pussy
We would then write mem pledge reply
To to great response anyway, we'll keep you updated on that. It's this one goes on hopefully we can
Yeah, man, oh yeah, so back to 9 11. Um
Where were you? Oh, first of all did happen and out with yes Yeah, Manoe. So back to 9-11.
Where were you? Oh, first of all, did it happen?
Oh, well, yes, definitely not.
Because there's a lot of conspiracy theories about who did it.
But I'm not even sure it happened.
It was not me, and it was not any of the prominent
Sydney chefs of the early 2000s.
Okay, hang on.
I feel like what you were just saying then
was meant to sort of get rid of any suspicion.
But what it's done is now I'm thinking.
Yeah.
Had a lot of French chefs.
Well, not just French.
What?
Just Sydney chefs in the early 2000s
are responsible for the September 11 attacks.
Are we?
We?
You're confirming?
Right, we are confirming that 9-11 was an inside job perpetrated by celebrity chefs
from Sydney that were popular in the early 2000s.
Wow.
Kylie Kwon.
The guy that made rock pool pull I can't remember his name
Neil Perry yeah that crime and they're also responsible for selling ridiculously pro steaks
That's that bald guy oh
Math Merin met Merin and me. I was a mastermind of the inside job. I saw him a bit menu.
I am. Why, though?
George Bush, he called me, he said I want to say oil.
I thought for a good 20 minutes he meant delicious olive oil.
What oil was he referring to?
He was referring to a like petroleum.
Cool, there's...
Not even allola oil.
No.
Rice bran.
Oil is very good for farming.
Look, I will orchestrate a major terrorist event
but I will never cook with Canola oil.
What was that?
I'll never cook with Canola oil.
I think granola oil?
This is very offensive.
Yeah.
I just want to follow that.
I really know all of my new family.
I'm really not happy with all the things I've said about 9-11, just not happening.
I really would like if we can talk about that.
Oh, it's a clear joke.
It's clear.
It's a clear?
Yeah, it's very clear.
I like that good.
Is that you think that 9-11 is a joke?
It's not.
I'm going to be filming on top.
Hey, yeah.
Have you guys seen any good movies lately?
Yeah.
Oh, the Lee, we.
What'd you say?
I watched there's a nice guy.
That's nice.
I saw, I saw, I watched you nodded 93 the other day.
Oh, yeah.
I watched X-Men.
So, X-Men.
Real-time film.
X-Men with a X-Men? Real-time film...
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Mr. Defending Batman V Soup.
Oh, I can't believe it.
It's all that bad.
I just saw Manu face mold into Zach.
No, I am here as well.
All right, come on guys.
Let's get onto the section of the movie
where we talk comic book movies.
Let's talk comic book movies.
Section of the podcast.
Come on guys, let's get onto the section of the podcast where we talk comic book movies. It's time for the section of the podcast. Come on guys. Let's get on to the section of the podcast where we talk
comic book
It's time for the section of the podcast
Where I got I tried it twice and I was hoping you'd be able to cut the last bit and I fucked it up again
So come on guys. Let's move on to the section of the podcast
Where we talk about comic book movies. Oh
Has everyone seen Civil War?
Yeah, I saw Civil War.
Tom.
Tom, we can't hear you.
I can't hear you.
You got any questions about the podcast?
Do you just got to mail us in at Crow's Nest? ring ring. Oh, we got a letter. Hello letter right now
Hello, hello
Speaking it's Bindi Irwin
The air when this the superstar sensation of dancing with the stars and also
Other shit hey guy good. Yeah, I'm good. I'm real fucking good
Yeah, you sound a bit hyped up or bit geared up. Yeah, I've had a lot of coke. Oh
No, I hype you mean coke a coke. I do
Thank God mixed with cocaine
No, bindi bindi. I know you're a young girl. I know it's all part of growing up to try new things but Bendy
Drugs are not the way look. I just read I was reading up. I've been having some boy problems
Oh, we can help that we're a couple of boys. I'm a boy. I think we can help with your boy problems
Sam's a man apparently a boy. Yeah, I'm like Bendy Irwin. I got a car. I just wanted to know
How do you get a bloke's attention?
I'm trying my hardest here and there's this bloke at the zoo
He works with the with the peacocks. He helps some milk
Um, which is where you make them come into a jar so we can make yeah genetically mutilated peacocks
Yeah, we don't know that we're a couple of boys, we can help.
And I'm just trying to get it up.
I've tried it all boys.
I've tried it all.
I've tried wearing madresses a bit shorter.
Oh, no, Bindi.
I've tried.
That's not the option.
I've tried, you know.
How do you turn a boy on?
I'm just bloody, I'm bloody all that options.
Hey, Bindi.
Yeah.
Have you ever tried being yourself?
Ha ha ha ha.
Have you ever tried talking to him?
Just go up to him and say,
Hey, I'm Bindi and I'm me.
And if you want to grab a cup of joe,
then come on.
What?
Ah, Bindi.
You have my mind, I say. I don't like life in a different light. Come on Bindi if my my say
Life in a different light here Bindio when this whole time I'll be
And I've got some mouth to say it's me it's the third boy
It wasn't Bindio at all and that's why I was talking about
And what a bingo at all and that's why I was talking about
I've been had thank God that wasn't about Bingo and I thought we'd have
I'm so shit at characters
Terrible toad boy was good. That's you know toad boy
Didn't you get the email I think pizza then is the strongest character we've got as a collective and and when you're
Yeah, I think I think looking back. I think we've got some great work stuff in this one And I've also been talking there for nine hours. So, um, man, this podcast went for nine hours cut down to 30
Real uncomfortable. What are you uncomfortable with? List the things just well look
If I can be honest with you boys. Yeah, please. Oh
Oh guys, well, I haven't been having a pretty tough time. No, no, no, the old old lady
The old ladies on the back. Yeah, no get her out get out of here. Yeah, yeah, get off his back get off your back. God damn it
God damn ladies on back. Yeah, and I just found out. Oh, here we go get ready with the beeps
So no you won't need them. It'll be fine. I trust my trust my
I just found out yeah
There it is. Oh, there we go.
Okay.
That's so...
Oh, God.
Hey, I'm just fucking doing exactly what you expected.
If you fucking are gonna turn around and say some shit like,
or get ready with the beeps, then I'm gonna fucking do it, alright?
Wow.
I just want to say that you might be listening
This going gee. I wish I knew what he said and I can tell you you don't want to know that
You're better off and actually to be fair most of these jokes are built around the beeps
So if you get rid of the beeps much like a
South park or a rest of the development. It's not funny. It's just sad, sad pathetic little boys.
Mocking.
Sorry, Todd.
Please be fair.
Oh, please be fair.
Oh, I want to get that as a ringtone's accent that word.
Sorry, my phone's ringing.
Hey Tom, is this good at all?
I don't know, the drunk comment when my friend said,
oh you guys drunk, it really threw me.
Tom, this is great, I'm on board.
This is great, I'm on board.
Tom, you're not on microphone right now,
but you make it extra good that a hacker couldn't
undo the beep, don't you?
It's not like that weird Snapchat thing. Remember when that girl released naked photos of herself on Snapchat
and then hackers got rid of the emojis? You're not on a microphone. He's not on a microphone
but he's saying DJ Tiger Lily and they got rid of the... Oh really? That was Photoshop
to be clear. But on Snapchat, yeah there's apps where you can just it is an effort
They you know you can just check ones that were open three days and you can get rid of emojis apparently
I don't know about that that that doesn't sound possible
But I just hope that this mark
Remember that picture you said me of your willy the other day
But but I put a little devil emoji on my scryte I
Remove the devil emoji on my scrot. I remove the devil emoji
Yeah, you can see the bottom of my sack. That's right. Which we've recently
Perennial the Perennial the parental reach delicious peroni
My my uncle you
You're uncle who was the tag team champion? You're gonna have to
You're Uncle who was the tag team champion. You're going to have to contact any of them, sorry.
Well, if you have any questions about the podcast, please write in to contact
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Thanks for listening.
Thank you.
Sorry about all the cuts.
Trust me they were worth cutting.
And I hope this drive to work or this
train to the beach or this...
I don't know, bus to uni is...
I'd hate a balloon, it's a penalty.
It's been a fun trip.
I'm looking forward to the...
This one was all right boys.
I'm looking forward to those comments.
Blame me, Eric. I'll take that.
Yeah, Eric and you.
I was just joking.
I was trapping the flow, right?
Oh, no!
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, I agree.
I'm really not a performer and I'm not sure what we're doing.
Yeah, you're bad.
You're a very, you quite love bad.
You're bad.
I mean, I'm not good at that.
You're a loser.
Like the straight guy we lost when we went into the stratosphere.
You're better at improv than me.
I'm terrible.
You're good for nothing, loser.
I feel like the little, headed, serious guy.
You're, we should get Adrian on this week.
Yeah, if you want to see Adrian on the next podcast, leave a comment.
Just to be clear, we had the Bright Idea Record 3 podcast in a day. So whilst this is sounded like
six weeks of content to you, this is actually us just recording for three hours straight,
losing our fucking day. I lost that fucking mind. So next fortnight, we'll be back to the start of the three,
we'll be so much more energized.
This is, and then it'll slowly slip there.
I'll have a three shows in there.
And if you do want to add you're on the show, that is.
BEEP.
Sorry, and just if it's not clear,
we've been sharing each other's email addresses,
phones and addresses, because time will be beeped.
Beeped it out.
Oh I'm guaranteed you, there'll be beeped.
Except for, except for, I'd really like you not to be be out.
Oh for...
Yeah.
I'm not doing beeped yet.
That'll be beeped, that will be beeped.
That will definitely be beeped. Did definitely take out the photo of Tyco
a Titi. No, it's still there. Good. I put my photo on saxophone when I ring his
Tyco a Titi without him knowing. There's been ringing me a lot more.
He's been ringing me heaps of all. All right, this tone, hey.
Good bye. Sorry, I'm really sorry about this one.
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