Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast EP 5

Episode Date: June 30, 2016

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A list-nuff production. I was saying I should get it checked because sometimes I it's good to just get general Yeah, that's what you're running into you're running into walls or something. Oh, she was like because your clumsy and you drop shit a lot I'm like that has nothing. Yeah, that's because if you're brain injury That is a different set of people that I need to talk to about That all right Shall we begin? I've already started the podcast today Oh And welcome to the Anti Donna podcast haven't you done well

Yes So news boys How's your wake spin Well, I just got got what happened? I just got got, I thought the podcast hadn't started yet. When did it start? Started just after your anecdote about needing glasses. That's just before you started canning your girlfriend.

Oh no, gonna have to listen over this. That's just just before you started canning your girlfriend. Oh, no Gonna have to listen over this give it a couple of beeps. No, you weren't harsh on her You were just like oh she thought this and I was like well, that's not bad I like to but then you say it's just the fact that I've admitted to having a girlfriend I like to create an era of mystery Yeah, like the Japanese pop stars. It's really good because sometimes I forget and sometimes I'm like, oh I really want to fuck Zack and I feel like I can. Which is what helps me get a woody. You don't want to think of me as a taken woman, a soiled woman. Oh my god. I listen in PON PON.

Yeah PON PON is great. Japanese PON PON and then I was with some Korean performers called the Youngles I said I like PON PON at which point I realized I was real racist and then but luckily they didn't fucking understand me because I don't speak English. Yeah. They were just like, the most racist part was when you called the... Yeah, but that's what happens. Yeah, that's fair. Um, I, I, uh, did you know? No. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, With a sack! A J-pop and K-pop started when NSYNC and Backstreet Boys toured Asia and some business people were like, we should do this but more... With A? But more what? Like more what? More of it.

What are you trying to say? Like more... Same height and stuff. Get some radio city specificity into it. Oh, okay. I don't know what you're doing. Are you trying to put racism on to what I'm saying? Exactly. You and I both know how inherently racist you are being a white boy from Australia. Alabama.

We're all prejudice. I'm not. Worry when people don't acknowledge it. I'm not prejudice at all. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. To be fair I hate Tom sorry just our sound guy is here he's gonna do an edit later. You know the drill. Tom you're gonna have to beat that. You know the drill Tom. You're noty, they come here but both and they bloody take majoram, take majoram, they come here but both, they come here but both they take majoram and we have to take and put them in the room, Neroon you stay here

till you think about what you're done and then I'll come back and turn, say you stay there and everyone's like nah, were like, I'm coming here on the boat and Malcolm Turn and Barnaby Joyce is like, I'm gonna kill your poodle and don't hear your wife. Hey, I'm, hey, listen my shortcoming here, but I'm gonna take on the pudding island. It's me. No rule. I'm gonna put you all inside me and fuck you up Say some people think that we're a little bit silly. We're a little bit goofy But here at aunty Donna we we read the age We do we know all about our history. Let's do a historical event shall we great? Let's do what's a good historical event Let's do when the first fleet arrived the botany bay

1827 Would that be Cockney or Irish they were a mix of that? I got a little bit like this, a one or two. You know what to do. Oh. Oh boys, our submarine has got us, I'm in a submarine, I'm in a submarine mood. We've finished our sub. Let's all go to Subway.

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thought the Scrut was the bottom of the Bullsack, all right? And you were very wrong. That was you. No, it wasn't. It was a little reference to an earlier podcast. Mark talked about. We just need to find out from FM's were that when were that chips invented it subway was before the first fleet 1612 now I know that fit chips were were invented for subway in 1612 all I'm trying to say is that it wasn't Massachusetts pushing in the line your sandwich was in the oven and I went to the front because I'm not gonna get behind you and all the fit chips and wait for it. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me capsicum. Oh yeah, right. I would like capsicum. Oh, it's tomato. It's me, capon, Philip. Yeah.

It's me. I haven't even gotten much cheese, is it? He didn't finish. What's your name again? My name is Jeffrey Cook. Jeffrey Cook. Not James Cook, tough. Brother.

Who's a b****? You can say b****, we'll just get Tom to be, but yeah. Who's a bit? You can say you will just get Tom to be but yeah, yeah, you can say Cook's brother Jeffrey cook who's a bit Cook what do you want on your sandwich? You're having salami and cheese bread, now tell me what chases you've got. Oh, English? Yes, it's me, Captain. Put down that garlic bread. Take that garlic bread out of your dick for a second.

It was only $2 more. Gunner Rear is infected the entire crew. Well, to hell with them all, they're all **** breadsteelers. Oh my God. This is a true story. Well, they are, they're all BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP B Look at Jeffrey Cook sir, get that cheese out of your asshole. The whole cruise come down with the flu. Well fine, they're all... Every single one of them are... Bread things.

Sorry, what salads? I'll have a... Capsicum. Yep. Can I have started new order? I'm sorry, Philip. I asked to start a new order. There is a girl out the back, she'll'll take your order or at least wait until this

I'll wait is that the guy who ordered fit chips right sorry hey, I'm just ordering fit chips How are you doing a different character? I was being the man that ran up my time putting cheese in your Anything else apart from capsicum Don't defend my character work Anything else apart from Capsicum? Don't defend my character work Sorry red onion. I would like everything. Whoa. That's really hard to fold on itself Well, just with a little bit less onion and a little bit extra jalapeno And that's the story of

The first of the firstly arriving at botany bay bay i don't have to i don't have to tell tom that he needs to be but do i know i said the fuller subverge that top would be beeping out the word well in the last podcast we did a bit um it was a couple podcasts ago we did a bit about woody Allen and we said a lot. And I can say Mark is by saying Woody Allen, they're gonna make the connection that I was saying the word. Something I'm not comfortable with.

So I would like Tom to beat out Woody Allen as well. There's no way anyone will connect those dots. Let's do this, let's do Ned Kelly's last, no, the Eureka stockade Let's do the green I mean mark used to work at sovereign hill. Yeah, I did and knows all the story so he'll lead us all right Ah here I am at subway. Hi, what would you like? I would my name is mr. Stockade Eureka Yes, but I want sorry is this the Subway at the bottom of Eureka tower. Yes, yes

2007 2007 it was a fair while ago from that young fair made 1854 The Eureka stockade I will have a an Italian cheese and herbs. Yep. It's urban cheese You said cheese and herb what the fuck The fuck did you just say I just I do have any idea who I am. I'm sorry, mr. Stockade I am a reader stockade. Oh, no the man who took Ballarat from Woody Allen. Excuse me. Yes. Sorry, I'm the manager here. Is there a problem? Yes, there is.

Peter, leave it. No. No. Peter, it's fine. No, I've got like, I'd like to make a complaint, please. Oh, no. This little shit here. Excuse me, sorry.

What? No, I'm sorry. But I understand that you may have a legitimate complaint. Do you have any idea who I am? Language when referring to my start. I'm sorry. I'm sorry What was did you hear that? Sorry. I've got a cold all right, Broden leave this All right, this car okay this can't but look Broden. Sorry, I should I am mr. Stockade Okay, I understand

Can I say I loved your work on Channel 7's Molly? Thanks so much, man. You're for four minutes. I'm a big fan of you. Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. What? Wait for this one.

I'm a stuck you for the guy from Secret Life of Us. Samuel Johnson. Yes, I'm so sorry. You're... So who are you? I'm Eureka's Mr. Eureka Stockade. Oh, I'm so sorry. You're so who are you? I'm Eureka's mr. Eureka stock a. Oh, I'm so sorry That is so embarrassing. I was I was in secret life of us. No, I was in Molly though. I played a transgender character Oh that guy

You're in open slather as well. Yes. Yeah, I was in open slather anyway, so I started a nighter great So mr. Stock a did you want any cheeses? Yeah, just fucking hold on. We have unfinished business. Oh, no. I ordered an Italian herbs and cheese. And I was rudely corrected by your staff here.

You said cheese in Venice, he said cheese and herb. Do you have any idea who I am? I was in Mollie. I was in Open Slather. I played a character very similar to Bruno. Very similar. And no one in the creative period while we were writing it or while it was acting it,

10 that brought it up and said, hey, is this a little close to Bruno? Nobody said that. But you did say cheese and her. Okay, I'll cop that on the chin. I did say cheese and her. Herb and cheese. Broden, can I talk to you?

You cop that right on the face. Broden, close. Yeah, let's walk over here. Okay, broden. Yes, broden. Yes. Good stuff. It's 1854.

I should be able to correct him I Can hear you. Oh, no, sorry mate Yes, I just want to do I just I look I take pride in my subway Skill the customer is always right. I've heard it doesn't mean it's always right though I'm right here. Excuse me, so you're gonna have to calm down. Brighten. Yes. All right. I'll cop this one on the chin. Okay. I'll take a ride in the face. Can you go apologize? I'll finish the order, but I don't need an apology. Open Slaather. Excuse me. Molly. Mr. The Eureka Stockade. Got Mr. Mann from Molly and Open Slather. Yeah.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry for correcting you. Thank you. In the future. And I just want to say, don't push this into one of those things where it becomes a big overarching insult. I just want to say, I want to thank you for your apology. Oh, this seems a little fishy. It's going a little too well.

I want to say I would like some cheddar cheese. Okay, great. And I also wanted to say... Oh! I'm sorry. Yeah, well, sorry I'm, so that's good. Sorry I'm... So... D well sorry. I'm so that's good. Sorry. I'm so dumb cunt That's the story of the Eureka stockade

Ring ring ring. Oh God we've got a first phone call in God this I this podcast is Hello, hello Good friend You're still with us Yeah, I know we know that what you that. What have you been up to? I've not been up to. It's been like three months since you last called.

Yes. What have I been up to? I bought a new house in Tomas Town. Really? Yeah. Is that a big mess? Is the house the house of, say, for a man of normal normal stature or is it perhaps smaller for a full house?

For a full house it's more of an investment property. That was my next question, investment property or are you going to? Yeah, I'm going to live on my little tad, what's the, my little lily pad. You're going to live on a lily pad? No, I'm going to live on the rent. I got a lily pad in St. Kilda. I'm going to keep living there, but I'm going to rent. Yeah. It's a growth area. Yeah, and I think that's a growth of holy pad in St. Kilda. I'm going to keep living there, but I'm going to rent. Yeah.

It's a growth area. Yeah, and I think that's a growth area and it's obviously. I'm a frog. Yeah, you are frog. Yeah, we're quite aware of that. How much was it? How much? It was 670,000.

The lily pad? No, the lily pad was over a million. Oh my god. Right on the beach. How many bathrooms? Two bathrooms. three bedrooms. Carports? Amazing.

There's two car spaces. But you don't drive, do you? No, I do. Oh really? I've Zach Rualain doesn't drive, but on the Frog Man. Oh, that's right. Sometimes I get, sometimes I go, I'm a little frog car. Are you single?

Am I single? Yes. frog. Are you single? Am I single? Yes. Really? Are you just saying that because you like to create an air of mystery or... No, I'm a frog. Yeah, of course. Yeah, but a frog can have a spouse.

Uh, can I? I don't know. Did you know the frog that was picked up by the monkey and was face fucked? I am that frog. Oh, no. I'm so... Progaming. ...outward was all consensual. I love face getting face fucked by a monkey.

Right. Because what we've learned recently is that you can't do that. Do do do do do do do do do do. So what we've learned recently is that if you're a monkey, you can't do that to a four-year-old boy. Or you end up got So we're doing some timely news We're doing some news-based comedy right now But just so you know this was pre-recorded about four months ago

That monkey got got I don't know if you remember but about four months ago A monkey boom you got got to an enclosure in a monkey got shot. That happened about four months ago, but to us, it happened yesterday. Let's just say it happened yesterday. Yeah. Boom! You got got.

Oh, wow. They did shoot the monkey. Which I think is. Gorilla. Gorilla. Yeah. Which I think is fair. But like, what?

What? No, no, why? Because like, imagine if the kid died. Yeah, I was like, what would you rather see? Would you rather as an observer? Would you rather see a four year old boy be tore apart by a silverback gorilla? Or just the gorilla shot in the face?

I'm gonna go with the gorilla shot at the face. Yeah. Because right now I eat meat. I don't know if I'll get back on the vegetarian attempts in four months when this is being played, but I eat meat. So you know cows get shot. Ring ring ring ring. Ring ring. God. No joke. Ring ring Hello. Hey guys. It's Bindi Irwin. Oh, no, it's Bindi Hello, hello Bindi. Yeah, I'm hi. Hey, is Dylan Yeah, good. Oh sick. Where did frogman go? All right, Farron. I was just check it because it just act just sort of came back in that gorilla bed I think the face fucking the monkey thing got a bit full on.

Yeah, okay, back to Bindi. But I'll come back as Frogman in a bit. Bindi. No, you could come in now. I got nothing for Bindi. No, I want to hear from Bindi. Well, I got some news. Yeah, Maiden Bindi.

We're getting married. Yep, that's me, the frog man. And Bindio and the daughter of Steve Irwin and star of Dancing with the Stars America and a bit of a great person. Oh, my frog. Yeah, okay. And where did you two meet? At Bindy, please. Oh, I called you, remember I called last week or the week before I was having, I was wondering how to get a bloke's attention. Yes. And that bloke was bloody frogman. And I said I tried everything, I tried wearing my hair in a ponytail. Yeah. I tried wearing thongs. Yeah. I tried shaving my butthole.

Yeah. And that's the one that worked. Well, you'll see, as a frog. Yeah. I don't like hair, it's a bit mammalian. Mimilian. It's a bit mammal-esque. Yeah.

I think I'm doing a different voice for the... No, this is good. This is the frog. Yeah, it's good. Um, it just reminds me that Bindley is a mammal, and I'm an amphibian. These are mammals, she's an amphibian, but they get along one person.

The other is a bit of a grot. And I mean, Bride, there's actually a reason that we've called in today. the house and the other is a bit of a grot. No, no. Brody, there's actually a reason that we've called in today. Oh, no. What is it? Bendy. Yeah. We'd been going solid for about two weeks now.

Yeah, that's right. When you say going solid, do you mean like you've been together two weeks? No, like we did. Yeah, we got a big stiffie. We went steady. We threw Frog Man into a lake in front of all of our friends like in happy days. Yeah, so

Frog bindi. Yeah, you've got to know that as a frog my life span is it's not as long as yours two two weeks is a long time How long do you live to I only live about or about a week? Bidio and so they live for about a week. Yeah, there's oh, there's 20 million of us Things Andy will you marry me? I thought we're already When we already engage oh no, we're in that's all going out. Yeah, I don't know Do you know marry me? Oh Let's do a next four bucks podcast. Let's get married. All right now. We're doing it on the podcast. Let's all love you Yeah, let's get married. Oh great

What are you? Oh, I've slipped into her belly. What? Oh, you guys can sort that out. So the journey of this podcast is that, what, the Frogman, what? So they get, Frogman's getting married to Benio and then they get married, they kissed and then somehow, it kid they get married They kissed and then had somehow It was a smooch a smooch and then frog nose video and Eaton wow frog man in the smooch. He's a slippery frog

He slipped into her mouth and down into her belly Okay, that's where we've left the story for now Oh man, I'm sorry No, that was good. I think so yeah, let us know if it was good in the comments. I'm sure you will We need segments Ring ring ring I'm so sorry, I don't know, you must have just been listening. I wasn't saying segments of Amanda and I meant when you listen to popular successful podcasts that don't just write off the popularity of their YouTube channel what they have structured segments where characters are saying nothing

has more structured as segment than a Mandarin. They're legitimate every time you get the same thing. Have you ever gone to a Mandarin and it's been structured differently? Yeah, once it was like a trapezium, a trapezoid. Look, I... Mr. M.M.A.F.E.F.E.F.E.F.E.F.E.F.E.F.E.F.E.F.E.F.E.F.E.F.E.F.E.F.E.F.E.F.E.F.E.F.E.F.E.F.E.F.E.F.E.F.E.F.E.F.E.F.E.F.E.F.E.F.E.F.E.F.E.F.E.F.E.F.E.F.E.F.E.F.E.F.E.F.E.F.E.F.E.F.E.F.E.F.E.F.E.F.E.F.E.F.E.F.E.F.E.F.E.F.E.F.E.F.E.F.E.F.E.F.E.F.E.F.E.F.E.F.E.F.E.F.E.F.E.F.E.F.E.E.F.E.F.E.F.E.F.E.F.E.F.E.F.E.F.E.F.E.F.E.F.E.F.E.F.E.F.E.F.E.E.F.E.F.E.F.E.E.F.E.F.E.F.E.E.F.E.F.E.E.F. helped. What have you produced? I've produced him. That this point, Zach realized he's never listened to a podcast in his life. I listened to the Mark Moraine Obama one. What's the podcast point? Wow! Come on with Ricky Gervais. Yeah, yeah. The Ricky Gervais show? Yeah.

The ones you've listened to, what ones have you produced? Me? Yeah. Second, second. Gina, Gina Reinharts. No, can't go try again. No Michael Boobley. No, that's smooth FM. Okay We should get Michael Boobley on can we just that it can everyone who listens to this

Tweet Michael Boobley asking him to come on the Archie Donna podcast. Yeah, let's make it happen We'll just Skype him. I'm happy to Skype, but let's try and get Michael Boobley asking him to come on the anti-donna podcast. Yeah, let's make it happen We're just Skype him. I'm happy to Skype, but let's try and get Michael Boobley on Let's get a hashtag going the hashtag should be Anti-donna once Michael Boobley to be on their podcast, please And we'll just make Michael Boobley come on this podcast. I think Michael Boobley, I'd also love to get like a political figure on how about the campaign, how about coming on the campaign, without coming on the campaign. What I think this podcast really needs, just to see the more quickly try and go with this.

What I think this really needs is a microphone for Tom because Tom gets pretty fucking chatty. Is a microphone right in front of him? And he just talks into fucking nothing and he can kinda hear him a bit. It's like, shut up or get a microphone, Tom. Shut up or get a microphone. You got that microphone, Tom, is that on? Once again, not talking into a microphone just talking in the microphone Tom's like

Sassy way go how it's done. Hello. Oh, that's gross. You sound like a fucking cunt. Yeah, that's yeah. What a cunt Yeah, I'm a big cunt. Please Stop it. This was a mistake. You're awful Oh, great. This was a mistake. You're awful. Baitom. Baitom. Anybody got any embarrassing stories?

No. We're going to Waga this week. Are you guys excited to go to Waga? Waga, which is a town in Australia. Listen to heaps of podcasts. Ha! Oh, your name five, go. I love them. One.

One. That's what I do all the time. What's your favourite podcast? All of them. All of them. I've never heard of that podcast. Who does that one? No, the names of podcasts recorded in this very room.

Just say some of those. No, I don't need to say them. Just to get your approval. Nick Mason, he does a podcast. Who's? It's just a very obscure Nick Mason. He's our friend. He does a podcast. Nick Mason. Steel Saunders. Steel Wars. There's a podcast for you.

We've been on five podcasts. Dum, dum. Dum, dum. We're on that. Um, hmm. that's all good I like where the energy is going in this one there's a real low oh good um no I don't really drive so I tend to watch YouTube on the train that tends to be what I podcast I love a podcast on a on a tram Enjoy the yeah, no podcasts are great. I'm enjoying making a podcast. Yeah, that's what you gotta do

I don't I don't like him. You know, you're not a fan of podcasts That's normal and that no, no bro. It brodans the big podcast boy I listen to a lot of will Anderson these days. Yeah, he's a guy who I've never met But I've seen a lot of him have been in the same room as but never met I think I talked to him one time. I really like Will Anderson. He seems like a top-blood. He's super talented He's probably Australia's most important comic I've heard other really good comics say like Reese Nicholson Reese Nicholson another great comic I think I think we need to think the uh just feel it an out structure. Yeah it's lost its possess it's um it's definitely

reached its feather. Whatever so does this top five. god, we got a good run But guys just our last podcast so thanks for listening guys Just celebrating our fifth podcast. We're gonna go back to focusing on YouTube Oh gosh Ring ring ring. Hello. Hello. Who's that? My name is... Jesus, I don't know. Gangus can. Oh, hey. Hey, gangus. Hey. What's up? Ring ring ring. Sorry yet yet hello hello. This is a Gangnam Khan Opum Gangnam Khan I'm a Korean pop star this hybrid with Genghis Khan the

the Mongolia Ring ring Hey, it's it's me Trish Carlon. Can, let's go. It's can. I'll produce it, Trish Carlon, how are you? Can, let's get it, come on, can, let's go.

Can. I'll produce it, you used to say can. Need you to downstairs, boys, can. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the fifth podcast. And we're gonna do another two today, but they're gonna you know what we don't have to use All of this if we don't want to Don't think there's any harm in listening back to this picking up the bits that don't work and And mixing it up with some other bits that work. I like this, it's real.

This is like our real time amongst us. Let's break it down. We talked off here about the idea of making this that indescribable sort of energy that we sometimes find on the floor making our sketches. that we sometimes find on the floor making our sketches. Sometimes we have really funny moments that come out eventually on the floor, but then to translate them into a scripted piece for other YouTube or the stage is quite hard. So I think we're trying to find the best way to capture those moments of, I guess, where an attention becomes real gold and real ephemeral. And I think this is all part of it. I think this this area where we go where we go into maybe lulls or maybe into real moments that go dry. I think it's all part of it. Bro, if I may, please, please. I never realised you were such a So you're gonna have to be... Thanks so much everybody. Thanks for listening.

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