Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast EP 6 Feat. BEN RUSSELL

Episode Date: July 15, 2016

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I'm starting on the beach, kind of thing. So I was doing more of a newscast. BOOOOOO BOOOOOO Do some like a rhythm tickle something? Oh you got it? Mark, I'm going to do that. BOOOO That's why I'm crying. That's why. That's why.

That's the power of the ring. That's how I do it. That's how I do it. That's how I do it. That's how I do it. That's how I do it. That's how I do it. That's how I do it.

That's how I do it. That's how I do it. That's how I do it. That's how I do think we're good. I think this screaming at a high pitch aren't he is too much. I like it. I think can we lose that? Can we do a vote, show of hands? Great, everyone put their hands up. No, just because it's a pod test. What do you think mental case Jimmy?

I think it's a good idea. Hey Jimmy, it's Ben Russell playing mental case Jimmy. Oh, we get that to be Ben. What? No, nothing. Well, you wanted to be mental case Jimmy for the whole world. It's like a bull rat or a strony thing. A bull-red fake thing. Mainly.

We've got bad rustling again because the last podcast was pretty bleak and we needed to pick up our guitar. And in no way does this reflect my social standing or that I'm anyone I'm just near by. Ben. That's very true. Ben, we would have asked you, you would have been right up on top of Alice. No, well that's what you said last time. That's right true. Yeah, Ben. Oh, we would have asked you you would have been right up the top of Alice. No, well, that's what you said last time

That's right. We did this time was because you were near Sorry, what is that then I really like it. You're in the band. You're in, man. In fact, what are you doing, Broden? I'm doing the most important bit that does this. I've hurt my thumb.

Yeah, Ben's just showed me his cuticle there. On bread. What do you mean? I was trying to cut some bread. And not the knife didn't do the work. The bread crust grazed my finger. What are we talking about? We're talking a sourdough, we're talking a baguette.

We're talking more of a baguette. So I just said baguette. I forgot. But cuticle, is that what it's called? No, it's actually a bit of the knuckle. Bit of the knuckle. The knuckle. Sorry, the knuckle.

The old knuckle. Knuckle. Oh, you're using, oh, right. It's a colloquialism for knuckle. He's in a cool nickname. Yeah, give it a cool nickname's a colloquialism for knuckles. He's in a cool nickname Yeah, give it a cool nickname. I'm on these knuckles. No Something he's done with a knife or perhaps a piece of paper, but in fact bread was the end You are would you say you are busted and knucks?

Would you say you're a stupid Jesus Would you say you're a stupid Jesus What you'd say you know what please be that don't be Yeah, don't be leave it leave that word and stand by his words You were being one but like jokes aside. You were big You were a big one but like jokes aside. You were a big I can't help but if I'm a You're gonna have to be

Well Because then they'll know what they're saying. They'll know you were saying but I said like a different thing. Alright he's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna grab the reins of this podcast I'm gonna Oh You're a well-known You've been I've been afforded at The M.I.C.F

The Melbourne Comedy Festival? No. Oh, no. Oh, man. This is going to be a sea of beeps. You don't just beep. You're going to be every word. You're a spy.

All right, here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to grab the reins of this podcast. Dear bagel. So Ben, you're an international comedian. You're a huge star. I'm going to be a star. I'm going to be a star. I'm going to be a star.

I'm going to be a star. I'm going to be a star. I'm going to be a star. I'm going to the reins of this podcast. Dear Bagel! Dear Bagel! Ideally. So, Ben, you're an international comedian. You're a huge star. Yep, people love you. What have you got coming up? Um... Oh, well boys and girls, I'm cooking up.

I'm cooking up something a little fresh. Oh, yeah. I'm not talking about the bread that I just cut myself on. I'm gonna rip it. We've got a baker. Yeah. We've got a baker. Fresh About the bread that I just cut myself on I've got a baker I've got a baker I've got a bit of a baking baking challenge What are you gonna do?

The winner Bakes all The winner has to keep baking Yeah the winner baking And you win the baking competition And then just have the bake for all the winner It just has to bake everything Yeah, so you got to name something a cup. You got a bake it. You ever seen a bake before?

I've seen a baked well actually It's made out of ceramic. It has to be In a cute baked. Sorry. That was a bad example. I can't tell you wouldn't normally bake I've a pot you'd have to bake that and though you could bake a pot people oh yeah people baking pot I don't like to have a go I think yeah Chris ont all right what what did I say and you called me What did I say? Fuck, and you called me.

BEEP. Okay, excuse me. Sorry. Fuck it. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I can't hear it a bit of a silly mood. No, I'm now. I'm sorry, I just watched Shrek 2 on DVD, bro.

Yes. I love, I love to be silly as much as the next man. In fact, this is a silly podcast. That's sort of what we're saying. Yeah, we're goofy. A boop. But this is just a bit too silly even for my liking. I was going to ask what was the biggest goofball you've ever done.

And then, yeah, yeah. And then I saw Broden, the biggest goofball. And I just kind of took the win from the sales. Once I couldn't get a goofball out and I had to go to the hospital and they gave me an enema. Guys, guys, guys, guys. And then that was the biggest goofball I've ever done.

That was so many, oh man. Oh my god, I'm so sorry. Did you say goofball? Yes. Ah, I'm such a silly billy. Why sorry, did you say goofball? Yes. Ah, I'm such a silly Billy. Why, what did you think we said? I thought you said horrendous shit. Oh, I thought you said that.

That's why it's important to use these two things on the side of your head, they're called ears. I thought you were gonna... OK, well what you can do is just be prepared. A literal sound like I said that Doesn't work that way you can't just be very big and cut this and cut this can be anything that you wish You can be anything in a dish You can be here. You can be there

Be upon every where everywhere grab your girl and swing her on your left and on the right and go the box step Here we go back and forth to answer and grab your name give her a go here you go here you go You know we like to have a little bit of fun on this Can't take over a podcast your own kids as. Yes, it's the anti-donna podcast. No, I'd have a bit of fun. No, no, no, no, no. Next up, Broadway has to visit the doctors surgery. Here I am with the doctors, I hope.

I have nothing's a mystery, here I am. Just here for my regular checkup. Hello. Oh my god, two doctors. Of course. That was good. We're one three doctors. But we've got one voice. Well, I hope here's nothing silly about this. I've got to get back to work. I know what's wrong with you.

Well, what's the bull? I didn't you say you are conscious then you're naughty three doctors. I said, you. Now, I've all everything seems to be an order here because I'm broken and killing. Now, I don't like to muck around. I want to know, can you check my lungs? Yes, I wanna know. Could you check my lungs? Yes! Oh, it turns out you're not. Well, I think we're not the hell that you just say.

Ring, ring, ring, ring. What, hello? Oh, we've got our first caller. Hey. He's that. Ring ring ring ring Oh we've got a first caller Hey Hey I'm just a long time late. It's no first time caller Can you cut the beep so I want to know what you're saying? We're saying Oh my god

That's probably for the best that you're beeping that out Yeah, that's a really offensive thing to say Thanks Stephanie, where you calling from? I'm calling from Marabbon. Great. What's... Great, listen, when was the last time you had a barbecue and things didn't go exactly as planned. So last Sunday, my stepfather and my mom were having a body here. Sorry, Stephanie, I- we've just had one from the producer that you're enjoying. I'm not- I'm not-

I'm not- At all! It's so redness! And we're gonna have to cut you from the line there Stephanie. That was the radio sketch performed by Ben and Zach. Guys, where will we be able to catch that show live? Ah, what are we doing? Am I seeing it?

Am I seeing it? 2017. Perfringe 2017. Alright, if it goes well enough, Perfringe, Perf Comedy. Perfringe, Perfinge 2017. If it goes well enough Perth Fringe, Perth Comedy. And we're doing a one-off at the dinner club on Saturday. If you're around the dinner club, even if you don't want to have dinner, just come on down, pretend you're eating something, and now let you stay for free.

We've got two acts. The first act is a traditional comedy show. Traditional, as... Radio, Colin Radio Station. it goes for we got two acts the first act is a traditional comedy show traditional Radio Colin radio station doctors nurses Fireman really funny stuff cats and dogs traditional good stuff your family can come along family can come around Four or five times. Yeah, we try and limit the use of First half and then the second half we just go fucking that's we're just God and where can we catch you guys where are you playing?

So we're gonna do the Sydney Oskinville Town Hall. Yeah, yeah, town hall The switch we have not done it either a bit adds Victoria doing the switch market on a Sunday morning if you have something Yeah, come and switch it over and That sounds great. That's actually good one quick switch one quick switch and also you guys you guys what do you called? So we're called the The grabbers oh Oh the grabbers. No no grabbers. Oh what do you we love to grab oh well

and we can we can we catch you guys so you can get us at the Darwin comedy festival, Darwin Arts Festival Adelaide Fringe. Adelaide Fringe. Head up for London, so how are you doing around it to run it so hard? We've got a domain in Chadston. If they're you near the domain, then we're doing some candles there. We're doing the art center. We'll candle anything. A candle like Vichelor? No, just candleing.

So if you need something candle, we'll just candle it. What do you mean? Candle. Go into more depth. So if you turn something into a candle or do you just throw a candle at something? Well you can do a couple of things when you candle something. You can choose some people candle clothes. You can candle clothes.

And then you have an actually a little stuff. If you've got a bit of a block nose, you can candle the nose. And that just sucks everything right out and Suck it out. Oh, oh, but then you can also candle stuff. Are you right? You're talking about can the link. Yes. Yes. Sorry. That's I did say that Marcus when To begin with no you don't say it. This is kind of half stars. We got four and a half stars Yeah, from the age of This is Cranehalf stars. This is Cranehalf stars.

Yeah, from the age of... Ultra. A career, the age of Ultron. I asked you to. Yes, sorry, you should have had this. It's just fun. It's just great. Where can we catch you guys?

We are going to be at... Milton... Milton. You should have just said Candling straight up. I would have got it. Yeah, the green zone. It's on the website. And the yellow zone.

Just next time, there will be a bit of a doubt when you talk about... We're not doing the red... Grabbing. Red zone's on the website, if you say that. And the yellow zone. Just next time, there'll be a bit of a doubt when you talk. We're not doing the red. Red zone's dangerous. So, John. It's going to be really important for you, Tom, to make sure you get all these ones. One goes through and we're in big trouble.

What I'd also really appreciate, Tom, is once you've done the beep version, if you delete the original file, because I'm afraid of hackers. Yeah, hackers are everywhere. I hacked something just the other day. What are you afraid of? We love to know what you hacked.

Well, I had a bunch of these chords lying around. How can we organize these chords? I use a little allegolite clip. And a little... I just to fix them up. Oh You're a live patch Call if you've got any right. Hi packs ring. Oh, oh Good our first call it. That was really you take it. You take it. You take it. Okay. Um hello

Hello, so Hello, who is this? Sack. This is God. Oh God. Hello, who is this? Zach, this is God. God. Yes, Zach. I hope you can just tell you everything's okay. Zach. Yeah? Zach, I want you to let go. I'm so sorry, God. I'm sorry for what I did. That's okay, let it go. Hey, God. Yeah. Can I ask you something? Yeah. You got any great life hacks, God?

Yeah, so what you do is you just take all your dividends. You put them in one big case that you get from Jebahof. And then you keep them all you go at safe space and you're so really good God, that's really good. That's great life. Hey, hey, Zach. You know guys, there was a a It is really losing its power It's still it's still hitting me pretty hard

But me for me said it then I was just like I don't mean nothing there Yeah, it's a high for words Yeah, I'm going to do this for a high for words Oh God, but now, for anyone, said it enough, you've taken the power away. Isn't that funny? What hateful words? Words mean so much to all of us,

but give us a call. Ringing. Oh, that was really fast. Do you want to take this one, then? No, yes. Ringing. Ringing. Grinding.

What? Grinding. No, I said greeting. I just said it wrong. Greening. Greening. What? Why would you do that? Because... Oh, excuse me. Why are you calling in... Yeah, did you just be rude to the rude? Pardon?

Did you just call in to be rude? I thought this was a pizza haven. It is. What do you want? What is a haven for pizza? Broden, you're talking real quick. What are you doing here running a pizza haven outside of our podcast studio? Listen, we can make millions. Peter Haven's one of the biggest pizza brands in Oz.

I'd like a pepperoni. What would you like, sir? I'd like, well, what was that? The other guys are just pensive. I don't know about this, Broden. Pensive about what? Isn't this a pizza haven? Oh, what was that the other guys are just passive Is a piece of paper hey the gullbond and Sullivan's Pirates of Pensive All right, I'm the pirate King. He's the pirate pirate King He's the pirate King. He's the pirate pirate King. He looks around and says what ho and I'd like a pepperoni yes one large pepperoni

and that's a piece yes and pardon no no just one slice of pepperoni yep in a box yep under a shoe okay with the with a copy of Stuart Little on DVD DVD DVD okay we're just that copy of Stuart Little on DVD. We'll get that for you. Thank you Um, and when do you want that by I'd like that Last Tuesday all right To do that we'll have to step in the time machine Time machine Chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a a ch I look 54 was a big time for ran Free over the Edo's

All and look who came into contact with them. Oh the boys a subway Hello, welcome to subway. What can I get for you? Sorry Zach? This was my customer. I was just gonna Greet to them. I'm the greater I'm the subway greater excuse me sorry, you weren't at the door. I'd like, sorry, no, you have to be brilliant. Hello, welcome to... Don't come in. Brand.

Hi, Brands. Great. Are you happy, Brands? Yes. You're great. Guys, I just want to order some chips. I'm here to make your fit chips, but brands has decided we need a greater. I didn't decide it was, it was, it was made. Can I get any of the regular sources with the fit chips?

You can get any source you want. Although, um, sweet chili wasn't invented yet. Can I get 154? I can't call. Can I get a fit chips with sweet chili, please? Well, Jesus, sweet chili please? Jesus sweet chili what are you gonna have to go in the future? All the time machine when would you like to go to I just like to go to a time when a sweet chili was invented at

Subway so I could get it with my fit chips. I know so times it is Sorry that dinosaur The height of privilege there is no word you unless we're saying There is no word that you can have to beat God, yeah dinosaurs what about bitch Yeah sexist It's sexist what's the worst word you've ever said on a plane? It's a quote. Words on a plane.

Ring ring ring. Why? Did you say that on a plane? Why would you have said that? Look at that. The opportunity to see that. You never seen a. I've seen that. Movie.

It's a bad. It's a sequel. I've seen that movie It's a sequel to um to train Have you seen barbershop? Yes twice great The new barbershop has Nicki Minaj in it Stopper stop why no Oh, no! Stop her! Stop her! Stop! Why? No! Oh my god, no! We're just saying I got the hots for Nicki Minaj. Yeah, great. She's a beautiful woman, but no way! Hey guys, big news in the media today. Yeah, let's talk about it. I, uh, listen, we've all heard about it. I've just released a new brand of battery. Oh, wow. And this one lasts three times as long.

Quadruple A? No, no. They must, they probably should. It's a little triple. But that's a triple A. It's a tripler. If it lasts three times as long, bloody cool, the Broden battery, because I fuck for longer. Oh, that seems like an odd thing to say yeah fuck who and fuck what oh what's the

battery about you well this has taken a real darn I'm to blame as much as you know no, no, you're if anything you've helped this is a safe space. Yeah, that will be broadcast Broadcast Yeah It's a cast It's like the dothraki podcast streaming service What's Dr. Rackie? I think it's time for facts with Zach.

Yes, Zach Fax. What? That's it, that's it, that's it. That's it, Zach. It's facts with Zach. Here we are. It's facts with Zach. That's Steve Gobs.

Sorry, I'm just introducing Steve Gobs. He's here to talk about facts with Zach today. Hey, Steve, how are you? I've got a cancer. Yeah. Okay. So, um, Dimaroo is a Japanese Just introducing Steve gobs is here to talk about facts with Zach today. Hey Steve. Hello. I've got cancer. Yeah. Okay. So Dimaroo is a Japanese department store chain principally located in the Kenzai region of Japan. Wow

Max was a Thank you. We got it. It's a Steve gobs and now it's facts with that. And Steve Gobs. And now it's one time, sorry, I just, I thought I got 10 minutes, I'm so sorry. I thought the segment was over. Hey guys, what are you reckon about my new sonnies? Well, seeing as that's a visual joke, not a lot. They did suit you though, thank you.

It looks like a song composer from 1930s in New York. You've written a couple of musicals on the main stage. No. And you're around the girls when... I'll tell you what, we're... Yeah, we'll describe what Ben looks like wearing the sunnies. And if people want to draw pictures of him and send him into this... Do you have any pictures?

We'll ignore the tweets because they'll, I'm sure they're all shit. We'll just read tweet them, that's all they're doing. Just go look at them. Wait, now I'll maybe will respond. This was pre-recorded months ago. You're listening to it on a podcast. One, two, three, four!

Facts with Zach! Facts with Zach! Here we are in Facts with Zach! At one time. At one time. Steve Gobs. At one time, Dimaroo was an independent company. The Dimaroo ink headquartered in Choukah, Osaka.

Why did you do these ones? What is Wai-i doing? Guys, I'd like to introduce a new segment to the show now, which is Fax with Mark. So does anyone need anything Fax? I can say they're Mark. It's need anything? Facts. I can say they mark. It's me, Steve Goldes. Oh well, I do need any passes.

Facts with Mark, it's actually... I'd love to... Can I jump ship and come work on your facts with Mark? No, because he's got Bill Gates. Oh! I've got Bill Gates, who has cancer and AIDS. So... One, two, three, four. Facts with Mark. has cancer and AIDS. So one, two, three, four, facts with Mark. Thanks, Mark.

Here we are, it's facts with Mark. Steve Gates. Phil Gates. It's me. It's me, Bill Gates. So we've got this, we've got this fax here that we're going to send. It's confidential, so I can't really talk about it. Oh one two three four fax with Mark, here we are with fax with Mark.

I'm Bill Gates. And we've got this fax in here from our Bill Gates's daughter. She hasn't seen me. Yeah it says um Bill uh dear Bill Gates, AKA Daddy, please come home. We miss you greatly. Also, I'm pressing control out the leap, but it's just when those just isn't working. Oh, that was my biggest mistake. One, two. Back to his sack. Back to his sack.

Here we are. Back to his sack. Back to his sack. And Steve Gold. So everyone was judging. Back to his sack. And Steve Gold. So everyone was judging facts with Zach. And, but then you see the alternative and you come crawling back. Hey, Bill Gates is a great character.

With legs, like legs is like, he's not in a wheelchair. And also legs in the terms of this room for the run. I built Bill Gates. Can I do my facts? Bill Gates, you and I changed the face of I bill billgates. Can I do my fat bill gates? You and I change the face of compute the computer movement between us and I just respect you so much. I love that I love that Bill Gates has been finding his character and voice as we've been doing it slowly and it's got he's looking something out. He's suddenly like a Bill Clinton talking about it. I don't know what you're talking about. Some of the locations of Dimirua, Shin Sai Bashi, Umeda, Alright, it's time for facts with Mark.

Facts with Mark, facts with Mark. Here we are with facts with Mark. And Bill Gates. I do not have sexual issues. I would be, I don't believe you. So what's funny about this facts is that it's got a bunch of facts on it. Well, mostly this one's about Abelone.

Abelone is like a gastropod, kind of like a... Who knows? That's one of those greatest mysteries. Sorry, I'm doing facts with Mark, which is not... It's not a fact I'm reading a facts. Look, I was willing to allow it when it was about faxing and facts machines, but you starting to blur some lines to your voice.

You remember stick death? Yeah. That was great. In fact, I've written a little song about stick death. What do you like to hear it? Yeah, you just got out my guitar. Yeah, I got I was great. I'm in fact, I've written a little song about stick death I'd like to hear it. Yeah, oh you just got it you get tough Yeah, I got out my guitar and I'm just handing the lyrics over to Ben Oh, what is the name can we just can we take a vote on whether we want to hear this song or not? Please raise your hand if you want to hear it and now raise your hand if you don't want to hear it

Okay, that was all right now raise your hand if you sorry. I missed it. I was raising hand if you want to hear it. Speak up please because this is audio so I can't raise hand if you don't. Raise your hand if you do. Raise your hand if you don't. And do a dance. All right, so all right, so fair enough. Now we'll listen to it Okay I can't remember stick there stick there bring Oh The little boy Stick boy he's running around the bench he takes a ball and hits his head goes the other Why He tags a fallen hint his head and goes the other way. Bye.

Sorry, did you, did you ride that sack? Yes, yeah. That's all it was, it was just a lift. That was the fourth draft. So give me a if I'm speaking out of kilter. Out of kilter? Off kilter. Off kilter, out of turn.

Oh, aye. Round the bin. That was, that was. That was. BEEP. It was pretty So facts which is short for fax civilly is sometimes called telecopy of The later this is about

Segment purely about facts. Yeah, but you're saying facts about facts. We've got Bill Gates Bill tell him oh come on I'm talking about hey Bill Gates. We have to end the show now. So do you want to do it a wrap everything? Oh, okay? I love good wrap it It's me no gates and I like to say that's the end of the show It's good anyway if you don't like me say that's the end of the show. It's good anyway. If you don't like me, then that's your rap. Don't come over here and try and...

You okay? F***ing. Well, that is a rally. Hey, can we just thank you as sponsors? Oh, yes, absolutely. So we just want to thank Anset once again. Dymmaru. Sentry at the Taiman.

Sentry. Cray-Guy, I've been off. Cray-Guy, I've been off. Slippery men. Slippery men. Just generally. Tell those slippery men out there that they're having trouble finding a dry woman

to stare at them. Just slip in. I'd love to thank Dana Stevenson if we could make it Maggie Cretty and Tanneth Webster Otto, Celia McCarthy if we could chat us here. I'd like to just big shout out to Ruben Sanchez. Who is that? Did he go to drivers? No, no, no, he just likes to come.

I would love to. I'd love to think. That's it. I'd love to think of Ruben sandwich. Oh, I'd like to thank Russell's signature move. I'd like The Ruben sandwich Well, yeah you tell me, Ben, what do you get? You get a bunch of bread.

Yeah, and a sharp bread? Sharp as you can. Are you describing a move or are you just describing how to make a move? No, because you're strapping to your little ankles and your legs. Oh, go around, you say. Where are we cooking to that? Oh, so it's not a sex move. No, no, no, it's more of a just a philosophy What's something?

would do What do you have to say that? Because then we are beeped. Oh, okay, we can just say like dog and just establish like we could say a non offensive word like Non-a Yeah, like non-offensive word like the non-a ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Frank Goodbye, Australia We're trying to Australia We're doing silly things today Not offensive to say one more word to say us out Goodbye and if you're ever alone

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