Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast EP 7

Episode Date: September 1, 2016

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Because it's slow, slow I don't's not going to be too painful and it really gives me sort of time to reflect and think on my life just as I very slowly here kind of pass away. Zach. Do you know they say that's alright jump up the Westgate? Do you know they say when you jump off of building you don don't die instantly a lot of people think that you die instantly but you are turned to mush and you are alive sometimes for minutes as much as most people have this No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, nouffer, puffer, puffer, he was talking. Puffer, puffer, puffer, puffer.

About a suicidal bed. Oh, God. I didn't help. Hey, boys, you know what? I'm so excited. Why, do you have, and can I say, Broden, your boner is looking particularly big. Well, thank you very much, Mark. My boner is through the roof, and I'll tell you why. Do you want

to know why Zach? Yes. Something wrong I feel like we're like in a goofball mood. Like we're bringing the energy up every time we get a chance. I just just all this talk is suicide. It's brought me down. Well Zach I think we can pep you up again. Yeah, all Zach needs a little bit of a spooopy boopie. Oh, okay Here comes the spooopy boopie I Don't know what a spooppy boopie is. I don't think major Zach just needs a tickle We all die alone You're right. I do feel better great. Hey, do you know why I've got a massive bone of voice?

Why? Well, all tell you now is tomorrow we're getting our bags. We're getting our beanies. We're putting the petrol in the cup. And we're going to the snow. And what's great about saying is we're doing that tomorrow. Is actually what we mean is a month ago. 12 months ago we went to the snow.

We've been recording these in block. We're getting in a car, we're going up and doing some comedy shows in the snow. Yeah, so that's where we're really looking forward to that. You should come along. Come along to it. It's going to be in full screen. Yeah. Yeah tomorrow. Yeah jump on the bus and head over the comedy festival of Organized the bus it's only a 100 dollar ticket From Southern Cross Station if you want to come it's the 10th of June tomorrow So we'll if you we see you at the show and you said, I listen to this podcast, we'll give you $3 billion.

And we'll also just ask you how you got here. That's something that I'd like to know, just for sort of like statistical purposes. No, no, no more of just a, I've always had an interest in, I don't want to expressly state time travel. I feel like that's ruining the joke. But, the end-

The person is transcending the time lineage. I feel like that's ruining the joke. But, um, the- And the- And the- And the person is transcending the- And the person has- The person has clearly broken the space-time continuum to see our comedy show and the snow. Or, Tom has just- for a joke, put this podcast up later today, and then we owe a few people three billion dollars. Which we're in a place to give people.

Absolutely. We wanted to understand that the podcast game since we've entered it has three billion times yeah, we're earning a lot more yeah, we're earning eight or nine thousand dollars a friend of mine a friend of ours uh Centus that's like a gangster thing because you're from the mafia. Yeah a friend of mine is uh is a friend of yours is just a fried con voucher him a friend of mine is... He's a friend of yours. It's just a fact. I can vouch for him. A friend of ours is, hey, he's with the crew.

Yeah, I'll tell you a Mafia story about my family in a moment. Oh, I love a Mafia story. What I wanted to tell you before that was that a friend of ours sent me a screenshot from a private message they received about their podcast and it said, hey, have you ever thought about getting some guests on like the anti-donner boys I'd love to hear their voice on your podcast and maybe you can teach them a few things because they don't seem to really know what they're doing. That's really hurt who said that?

Who said that? I don't know what he's not I think his name was Benson. But give me a hint as to who this was Well, look, it's a podcast run by a little little boy Wink oh, yeah, if you know what I mean Can you please beat Tom? Can you please he got it right on the first guess? Really appreciate it if you if you beat to that first guess. I really appreciate it if you beat to that. I don't know, oh my god, that one too, because it's two of them. It's both of them. Oh, well, don't beat Zax, though,

because I feel like that's funny. Now, please beat him. Well, that's great to know. I'm gonna find that guy. I'm gonna rip off his dick and heat it, because we work really hard. I know, I know, know I read that and I went haha That's really funny and then I got genuinely upset for a little bit I Think I'm real down about myself and my ability we've been doing YouTube videos for five years We've been doing sketch for five years. You know, we've only been doing podcasts for a couple of months So kind of some sample of weeks couple of weeks here, but to podcasts for a couple of months. So kind of some sample of weeks. Couple of weeks, yeah, but to the listeners,

a couple of months. We've done them all in blocks. It's gonna take us like 50 podcasts to learn. You boys wanna hear a mafia story? A mafia story. A mafia, yes boys. And Tom, hey, in post, feel free to put in like, boings and whizz-fizz sounds while I'm telling this is a worry. So this is the story that's passed around with my family.

Like, can I get in my sleeping bag first? Sure you can, Broden. Would you like it? Would you like a cup of hot cocoa? Yeah, give it to me now. One marshmallow or two? One. Would you like a touch of cinnamon? Yeah, yeah, I love that. Great. So as some of you may or may not know, I have quite a notorious surname. Banano, if you look that up on the Google, you'll see that it comes up with lots of different crime family. Banano crime family. It is for getting the goobie hoobies already. And so, but the Mafia ties aren't really on my father's side, they're on my mother's side oh I've got the heebie jeebie

that's more informative but still a little bit spooky so my grandmother, her brothers, my great uncles were all very much tied up in the the drug and prostitution business in Sicily and to Belly and the story goes a little like this. Her eldest brother, a bit of a crazy dude. And he liked to do things like this, which was at one point. And this is a true story.

Sounds like a lot of fun. He, like, does he alone? His wife came home and found him in bed with her mother. He, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, he, um, um, he, um, um, he, um, he, um, um, um, he, um, um, he, um, killed herself. And that's a true story about my great uncle. Brody, you asked me earlier why I'm being a bit of a Debbie downer today. It's because every podcast we do, it always ends in conversations about suicide, about incest. Yeah, that had the big two. That had both of those things. I was I can take in says yeah, I'm sure he did commit many different types of Incest just but I don't think that's insist would yeah, he oh because the mom I don't know

But we don't know if like they click touched or anything we do know What we don't mind let me just break it down for you. Let me give you a definition of incest. Okay. As you go to a fancy hippie shop, you get little things. I'm there. You light them up and then it brings your room a nice smell. Right. Okay. That's incest. Right. Okay. Because I've been, that's so funny that you say that because I never didn't realize Actually, I should probably probably talk to someone about it because if that's the definition of

Incess I've been committing that so much while I've been fucking my cousin. Yeah, which is called incense. Yeah, right. Okay. Yeah. Yeah Should have known once I did a definition I love when Manu drops by he's always able to clarify Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo That shit show on channel seven. Hey, what do you think of this delicious hot cocoa? Your big piece of shit. I let me taste it. Oh, it is very heavy. Oh no, he doesn't like my hot cocoa. Well, let's see what he thinks of course too. Manu, I've prepared some traditional French fare.

It's a beef tartaire. I hope you like it. Oh no. This beef tartaire, it is disgusting. Ooh. Liric. Oh, he liked it. Hey, what do you think of my dessert?

A big bowl of apple strut. What? What? What did you just say? I, um, if something. If something happens to me. I just a big bowl of apple strutal. Of course it is.

Give it to him. Why? No, I have no... Shut your... What have you been? What have you been? What are you doing? My nose mad.

I'm mad. And I'm going to take my robot, Pee Tevans, and he is going to kill you! No. Should I eat this strudel, Mark? Um... Yeah. I said... Yeah. If I eat this strudel I'm he I'm listening am I essentially

Just eating come well There's that that for me it should just be yes or no for me. It's it's neither here nor there Here's my question for you who's you? Here's my question for you. Who is you? Broden. I have really lost the fun shot. You just said the bit.

Oh my God. Here's my question for you. Broden, can you? Yes. My question for you is, if you eat a cake with eggys as a binding agent, are you eating eggies? Yes, yes, you are eating gum. Oh No, you are eating so much gum right now. I can taste it. Oh, that's gross Guys, too much of these podcasts about dicks. I don't want to eat it anymore

You're like zinkam. I finished all. Don't give me a second piece. Well, there's only ten gallons left. Oh, don't give me that. Oh, thank you, Ali. We are all out of Apple's strutal. But fortunately, we do have a bucket of gum. I guess I'll give it here. There you go.

So, the medical definition of incest is a sexual intercourse between persons so closely related that they are forbidden by law to marry, also the statutory crime of engaging in such sexual intercourse. Hey, Manou. Here's some homework for the week. Want you to find your old drama books, your old voice class drama books. I want you to find your old drama books your old voice class drama books I want you to go to the language section and work on my phone shacks Yeah, I want you to look at work at the phonetics of it. It's the vowel sounds not so much the consonants

You know, I think Minu needs to do that. He's from I am from France. I'm clearly Acting I do not know I need to study my own accent Zach, Zach, Zach. Oh I know I know that it's Zach, Zach. Zach. Oh? I know. I know that it's Zach is still in there. I don't know how you want to do this. Yeah, I know. I don't know what you're talking about.

Manu, Zach is inside of you. No. You need to let him out. No, no, no, no, I'm a real freshman. I don't know. LAUGHTER Manu, there's a little boy trapped in there. A little boy who looks like a pirate a bit,

and he also looks a bit like Jessica Jones, or who else do people say exactly like that? I'm the overly attached girlfriend, but in men. Yeah, oh I see. Dave Grohl is at his let himself go. I do not understand how it is not that Jessica Jones that has let herself go. No, she is much skinnier than Dave Groan.

I just have one more thing to say. And that thing is maybe, maybe Benson was right. Maybe Benson was right. Maybe Benson had a point. Is this a character from Jessica Jones? No, no. It's the Benson's the guy who message and told her that maybe we need a bit of a helping hand with our podcast. Is this because of Manu? No, I really like Manu, especially as a cold back character. I think Manu is a lot of fun.

Yeah, I think we just need a core concept and we need to just stick with that for the leg. And segments, I think segments would be good. And segments, yeah, we... I think that perhaps this podcast does need a lot of work. And it was a three of four people that have stayed listening. Trust me, you will get a good podcast in about a year. Yeah. Oh, hello. Hello. Ring ring ring. Hello. Hello. Oh, the key thing we keep doing hi hey guys it's me. I'm singing sensation jar rule What's up dudes nothing much man. We're just doing a podcast don't you know cool? I was just First of all, I just love to say that I'm jar rule. Yeah, I love I love

Rapid and iron B music we were you are listen. You were on a lot in my year seven I reckon you're around a lot then you came you're in the peak of like the first fast and the furious You were around like crossroads Yeah, man. Yeah, man. He movie, you're an African American person. I'm fucking sick. I'm jar-rool. Do you have some questions for Manu or Manu, do you have questions for Jarul? Oh, we, we. When you make a song, yeah man, what is your main motivation? I think about like all the, you know, like I try to, you know, like I draw on, I think, you know, like when I got, you know what I mean?

Yeah, and when you know how man and you know, Can I say just quickly when I was growing up in song? What? We have to listen to the music of J'aroul as a digital boy. When you grow up? So it is a little pleasure. Song. I think that is a pressing phrase. Is it a church prayer? No, song.

Song. That's really cool to hear, man. Growing up, I had a friend, I've had a friend for about five years who loves to pretend to be Manou poorly. So I really connect with. I think that's the accent is at least of my problems. What would you say? What are your deeper, less of our weirdo? He's a very attractive man, Manou.

I want to say he is oh I Yes, yes, he just looks like mid-dead television in the middle cells up to me, which is not to you Yes, I have a lot of self-esteem issues Hey, so you're talking to the self-esteem King Jarul. Oh, yes, back to Jarul. Yeah What would you have changed about the new fantastic four man? I would have done so many things differently. First of all with a to Jarul. Yeah, what would you have changed about the new fantastic for man? I would have done so many things differently first of all would have cast Jarul we yeah, would you that's a first thing? Yeah, also also Pardon as who probably is the invisible woman?

Because Jarul can play anyone you haven't got big enough boobies Well, that yeah, but it is amazing what you can do a special effects. That is true, you can do a lot with special effects. You could take a man's penis and put on a pussy. All you need to do is look at the new fast and the furious where they took a dead man's face and then put it on his brother's face. You can do this on Snapchat, though. I know, I know.

I don't think the technology was further from the Snapchat technology. I think they may have further from the Snapchat technology. I think they may have done it. We see Snapchat technology. It's like first we bring back a man from Zadez, then we make a filter for our social media. Yeah, this was my experience. We've spoken about this a lot, but this was my experience watching fast and the furious seven. Oh fuck off! Oh, this is stupid! Oh yeah! I just think they got a drop-cars out of a fucking- This is the- Oh man they did that real well actually. That's a real sad.

Is that Jarul or Mark? It's Jarul man, I'm gonna fuck around. Yeah! Guys just quickly I'm over this character so I'm going to go to the shops to buy some honey chicken. Does anyone want any? No, don't leave. No, no, I gotta go. I got a baphing black bane. Sure. Do you think a good boy song? Sure. I'll produce it. Sure. Thank you, Jowl. My name is Manu. How do you do? I like to eat food and do some food but not on the television you see

because I love to make friends and pee Ammanu Abukatum Ammanu One of the main things I do is I think I'd make the thing I think I'd make the thing a mix of CJ and makeup because I think they've done CJ Yeah didn't work I think they've done CG, didn't work, I think they've done makeup, didn't work, and I would try and combine the two to make a thing that would really work.

And I put limitations on Mr Fantastic. We discussed this at length for reference, this is the fantastic fork on the station. I was trying to make it feel like a natural like Broden just brought it up and I was just going to discuss this at length for reference. This is the fantastic fork conversation. I was trying to make it feel like a natural like Broden just brought it up and I was coming up with a life. Well I wasn't there for that conversation so. I was just using it. But no thanks for ruining the magic. No that's fine.

Please. Is it fine? No no it's all good. Tell me more of your wonderful fantastic experience. No you put in some of your ideas. No I want to hear some Zach I just want to hear these that are just coming to your head out of nowhere. It's good, tell me more. All right, Tom, if you could just edit that bit out so it does feel like it's on the

fly, I'd really appreciate that. I'm not going to check the podcast before we put it up by the way because I'm very busy. I'm just going to trust that you're going to do that. So just come up with more original ideas. Like, more original ideas. So, like, we're just off the top of my head. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I don't know. I would original ideas. So like, we're just off the top of my head. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I don't know.

I would probably put in, oh, God, it's hard. But I probably put limitations on Mr. Fantastic's power. Wow. So I'd probably make him like a bit more kind of like, um, you know, in Street Fighter, you know, how there's the guy who can punch and stretch just a little bit. Jesus, this is amazing. All off the top of your head, Mark. Yes, yes, just off the top of my head.

What are you doing? No, that's fine. Tom, you're gonna have to cut this little bit out. What the fuck are you doing? Why are you? What are you talking about? No, sorry, Brunan, stop. You're being good at this.

I was just being good at this. I was just being good at this. I was just being good at this. I was just being good at this. I was just being good at this. I was just being good at this. I was just being good at this. I was just being good at this. I was just, right, okay. I was gonna invite you to two-and-fro with me. I was just about to throw. Really?

Right, okay, good. No, no, I'm good. I'm on board, Tom, cut all of that. Okay, cool, great. Guys, do you, this is really where you wanna? Yeah, this is good, this is good. This is fine. Oh, right.

So, yeah, I put, so I would make... Like straight fighter. Do it like straight fighter. Oh, that's my idea. You gotta be subtle about it. And was it your idea? He's really buffed. He's making really buffed, but you gotta make it work that he's in space, that he came from space.

You're done? You gotta make it work. Maybe, um, let's move on. I would really, really appreciate if we moved on from this come on. Mark, I'm towing and frowing. This is not a two and throw Hey mark. I'm sorry. Hey man. That's cool. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm not Intention to be good. No tension is good. It's feeling a little bit real. I have a kiss boys. Kiss make I give you a little kiss. Yeah sure

Not oh my god. Why are you kissing me there? Oh? Oh my god, why are you kissing me there? Oh, oh, oh, oh, Sack, you're such a good kisser. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yes, the Mr. Fantastic from the first two fantastic four films. Oh, what a funny coincidence. We were just talking about just off the top of our heads. What the different, the thing, the... I also played Horatio Hordeblower in the classic BBC production. I never saw the Fantastic Wars, so I'm going to play Horatio Hordeblower. It's sort of that, but with an American accent. Oh, well, hello!

There you go. I'm Mr. Fantay. I'm Mr. Fantay. Fantastic, my boys. Hello. I sail across the seven seas. And I have stretchy arms, so I can give anyone a ripper a hand jobby.

Could you give me one right now? Well, why don't you tell me? A poooooooowww! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, so, ratio, I mean, Mr. Fantastic. Yes, we'll climb aboard my ship the Endeavour, and we shall find the Antipodean country on the other side of the... Azaz! Azaz! Now, Jarul, first I need you to set the sails. Man, I don't know how to set a sail, but I sure know how to sail off a wicked Track what's that mutiny aboard my ship? What no? You must walk the plague. No, Jarul. It has to happen. God damn it. No

Jarul and walk the plague walk the plague make you walk the plague, Zach. Yeah, all right. Oh, you're gonna have to beep that Tom Make you walk the planks, Zach. Yeah, all right. Oh, you're gonna have to beep that Tom. Oh. Oh. Um, uh, Charles, I can't say it. Yes. Just for context, I'm, uh, just for those who can't see. I'm, I'm forcing Charles to walk along the line.

Oh, I never want to Grammy. Uh, Charles is walking to the end of the plank. I'm prodding him with a big stick. I touched Will's wrist once, but I never want to Grammy. I'm prodding him with the stick and. I touched Will's wrist once, but I never want to grab me. I'm prodding him with the stick and all these things. Ring, ring, ring. Ring, ring. What's that? I'll call it the 11th hour.

Hello. Yes, is this the mayor? No, this is Stephen. I mean, yes, and this is Stephen. This is Stephen. Is this Stephen? Are you the mayor? I am a mayor of a town, yes.

And I'm also a big fan of Horatio Horde Blower. I've been watching it every Sunday. Every Sunday on the ABC. I'm just going to say, I don't like this jar all fallow. What? I just don't think it fits with the tone of the show. Oh well, we'll just continue pushing him off the plank then. Thank you. Goodbye. No, you're welcome. Hey welcome hey can I just say I loved your work in fantastic

four. Oh thank you very much. Alright I just hold on. Okay here we go we're going to put ring ring. Oh it's probably the governor. Hello hello there. Well hello who's this? Well, I'm the governor! Err! Although they entirely know what this person in authority is meant to do within this scene. They could do a reprieve at the Eleventh Hour! Oh, I meant to save Jarul! Yes!

Come on, man. Err, right? Yes. Don't kill Jarul! Yeah, come on man Don't kill jarroll. Okay, he's free. Bye. Bye. Bye. Oh No, I was but first you're free now But I'm gonna take this phone call are you ready? Yeah, hello It's to be the queen of It's Helen Mirren! Hello!

Well, I have called to tell you. Are you the Queen after an in-personal turmoil after Princess Dye has died in the film The Queen? Or are you maybe the Queen in the film where you are having a naughty night out after the war ended when you're a naughty team. Or are you the queen of the king's speech, the little girl? Or are you Queen Elizabeth, Kate Blanchett, in the film Elizabeth? Or are you Elizabeth in Elizabeth II, where you're the queen a bit later? Oh, sir! Oh, not yet. I, I, I, the queen has played by Judy Dinch.

No. When did that happen? When did that happen? She won the Oscar for it. Yes, she won it. She won it. She won it. She won it.

She won it. She won it. Oh, of course. It's a spirit love. She's a spirit love. Proof that the Oscars are more of a political campaign than to do with any sort of performance. You know, I see the no-lot about the Oscars,

which Queen... Well, I'm the Queen in the hit West End and Broadway production. Oh, the audience. It would take me to a very degree of prime ministers and to show my metal through the age. And who are you played by? Who are you played by in this production? This is the original Helen Mirren National Production

brought to cast to Cidemars around the world. Okay, what do you want? I'm calling because I would love to talk to Charles Rool, like a big fan. I'll put him on. I want to say Jarul. Yeah, there's a phone call for you. Who is it? It's um, who is this again?

It's the Queen of England. Queen of England. England. It's the Queen of England. Sorry, who? Queen of England. Oh, okay, cool. Um, hello, it's Jarul. Jarul, you got to listen to me here.

What is it? What? Okay, I got the governor to do, for a second. What is it? What? Okay, I got the governor to do me a favor, okay? Okay, okay. But your life is in terrible danger. I know, they're making me walk the plank. Horatio Hornblower, he doesn't like hip hop music, he doesn't like it. Or he maybe doesn't like hip hop music.

I think he might be a racist, but he's saying it's more to do with the fact that he likes traditional rock and roll. God damn it! Okay. God damn it, Horatio Hornblower! You're going to have to kill him. What? You're going to have to kill Horatio Hornblower. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait-roll. What's there not to be afraid of when you jar-roll? If I could kill Horatio Hormler, I would, but jar-roll, you're going to have to shoot him in their head.

Okay, but there's one problem. Yes. I only have 10 guns. Are you serious, my jar? Yeah, why? You could use any of those guns. Oh, really? Yeah, why? You could do as any of those guys. Oh, really?

Yeah. All right, that's enough of that phone call. It's the end of your days at your rap music. It's nothing to do with your race. It's just, and I just want to shoot. I just want to, it's just purely because of things. I don't know, shall I have, but one thing to say to you. What?

I know we've had a rough run. Here we have. You know, we haven't always been the best of friends. No. We always haven't been... But it's not a race thing. I need to make that very clear. I just prefer a rock and roll. I feel like you saying it's not a race thing makes it a race.

It's not a race thing. I have black friends. If it wasn't, why would Black and I don't have you American plays the fight the human torch in the new ones in the new fantastic four Horatio you also like that um that Kanye album remember oh yeah that's great the one with cold play going it the one with the cold play guy Yeah, so I I like I know Iuy, yeah. So I like the culture. And I've played basketball.

OK, I don't say what that has to do with anything. It feels like you're becoming very defensive before I... I'm just being very clear that in the news... Bang, bang, bang, bang! Well, the ratio of Hornblower's come to his demise. I wonder if I'll dream, or if I will simply float away and sail on the seas of the heavens. C'mon.

Well, it's me, the queen of England, congratulate. Bang! Bang! No! Bang, bang! I got dead yet, queen. I wish you, hornblower, put a bullet in my ass. Ah! Ah, now I'm not dead yet, Queen. I wish you, Lord Blair, put a bullet in my ass. Ah!

Ah, no, I'm dead too. Jarul, you're the only one alive, and you are the next in succession to be Queen of England. And that's how Jarul became the Queen of England. No! No! No! The Queen, she's shut precious jarroll! That's right! And no one can because you killed her! It's your home now! It was my plan all along!

Why'd you have to shoot me in my urethra? Not in my urethra! The queen has such a name! Yes, I'm the queen of England. And um... Ah! The End! You've been listening to the Antidona podcast. Thanks for joining us for another rip-up episode brought to you by AntidonaClub.com.

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