Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast EP 8 Feat. MICHELLE BRASIER

Episode Date: September 7, 2016

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A list of our production. We could wing it. We could wing it. Welcome to the podcasts of Andy Donner. It's Wednesday the 19th of April. And it's just come past 10, 30 in the morning. We're going to talk obviously politics in the next half an hour. That's what we love to talk about. This is one of the most popular podcasts in Australia, because we take a topic and we break it down. It's today's topic being

Susage wait a second. What was that? Sultry voice I just heard some sort of thank you Let's play guess the person it's Michelle Brazier Oh! Let's play Guess the Person. It's Michelle Brazier. Oh, fuck. Did I get it right? I mean, like, yes.

I understand you can see her. So you, this is for the 18 people who listen to this podcast. Michelle from 1999. What if they fast-forwarded? Can you both shut the fuck up? Do you know what, 20 seconds? She's in in 1999. Do you know what's really cool?

Have you guys seen the incredible drop-off of people listening to our podcast? I've seen the incredible lid. I know, I know. I know, I know. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying?

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And what do you do and where are you from and how do you do it and why do you do it and when are you doing it and why are you um... I'm from I'm from Waga Waga. Yeah, Waga Waga. I'm a Waga advocate. Do I have to say my real job? No, no, no, no, of course not. Yeah, I'm just an advocate for the city of Waga Waga. That's fantastic. Yeah. Um, you're a comedian, you do jokes. Yeah. We like to, um, and farts. And f- oh! Michelle, we asked you before you came in if you had Mexican for breakfast and you said no. But I'm sorry about my pop-off. You emphatically said no.

In farting anymore. I can't do it. Guys, I have a confession Oh, it was my buttocks that made the pop off I got a poopy bum and a dirty mind. I think that means it's time for confession with father Dave Don't don't don't don't don't don't Father Dave is a big old cunt. He has a out wood Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun your support but obviously I sing the father Dave's song and I sing the verse about his penis going inside of him because I'm a professional singer. And to stand what you're saying, this is my show and these guys are the side kicks to me.

Okay. Wow. What? Well what's happened here, Broden, is I think you've had a little visit from Mr. Ego. What are you talking about? I'm talking about the Magnum Ego that comes to your door every day. Oh, fucks me and fucks me I'm here to fuck you Oh, this is your big old... Anyway, what? What? I was gonna say dick.

I was gonna say dick. That's alright. Well, Father Dave doesn't approve it at. Not one bit. Father Dave, he's a naughty boy. When he gets called... He's a naughty boy. Father Dave.

Father. It is my song. I just think... Okay, alright. I think I should have a say in this bean pad. Shut the fuck up. You inverted penis come. Okay. That's a bit disappointing. There are two vocal lines to that song. Yeah, right? I do both. How? With guttural, um, what's it like Coral Singh? I mean, if I get to that verse... Buh! This is my favorite part of the day, a part of Dave's song. Can you do a gutteral Sing because you're a real singer?

Yeah. Yes! Very good. That was pretty good. Buh! It's really good. I should have worked it. Don't worry about me, do it with me. Let's do it.

No, you can't do it. You go again. I really don't feel like that's a skill. I feel like you're just... Do Father Day from the top. Father Davies are naughty. Boy, his penis goes inside of him. Some people have said that the father Dave's hug to it It's weird, but I just got to say that as a father from Ireland to time all right But it's you know, and I'm not the scary kind of at it that believes in hell and it's a pit of hope I'm the nice kind of out of priests fuck kids. It's what three percent is that what we might be hired Is the classic spotlight film when they say there's upwards of 90

People in the city of Bosnia who were fucking well. I'm denies kind under on this Sunday ABC title shows You know to one that visits the old ladies and has a handsome assistant nice. I I I I once I Was involved in the troubles happened to North. Oh my god. I did once kidnap him. Oh, man. What? Yeah, I That's real dark. I think that I might avoid domestic terrorism as a as a potential joke Yeah I think that as I started to make jokes about domestic terrorism in Northern Ireland, I realized that perhaps this is a team that, maybe I, as a comedian, did not have a full understanding of a duss should avoid. All right, and that was fun today. Everybody! Thank you so much for joining us on the show. Do you know Jamal? I know Jamal and very well. I know about 30 people by today, but Jamal.

Are you talking about the Australian comic? Yeah. He's towrode for me. Oh, you don't know. He's towrode, he does not fit. You would. You would like us then. I haven't seen it.

I don't mind a bit of naughty stuff. I don't mind stuff that's a little bit naughty, but that Jamal and he's fit. What comedians do you like? Oh, I love, I love Barry May. I don't mind stuff that's a little bit naughty, but that's your moment. He's very... What comedians do you like? I love... I love Barry May. I love... Barry May, she's the funniest girl in all of the cabrers. Shall I sing a Barry May song? I love you. I think we love to hear it. When I show my uncle, the boys do come around. When I show my ankle, the boys do do come. My ankle.

That's filthy. No, but it's just an ankle, you know, and the boys they come in there. Pants, they don't do any of the toankin or anything. Right. Have you seen Angel Zash's? No, I've not. I mean, Zach hasn't, but I have. I, to character of Fatter Dave,

has seen Angela's ashes, but Zach hasn't. I haven't seen it. What happens? What happens? Angela, she's an Irish woman. And it's sad. And I take to someone a good actor is in it. And she has some ashes. And she gets the ashes and everyone wants it, everyone in the school yard they want the ashes and they say,

Angela, give us some of your ashes. It's a cricket movie isn't it? Yeah, but it's a different kind of ashes because what happens is she accidentally steals the cricket ashes and you are veering to Edinburgh right now with that accent. You know, it's hard to do consistently a Scottish accent in a sketch that I've done too much in my life. What am I doing? Is that doing the school teaching? Oh, that's very difficult to get through.

Just to try and through, yeah. Because we're heading to Edinburgh, not far from there. I, and that's very hard. If someone were to do a Welsh accent or a or a something else that had just thrown me completely In home we've discussed my character work on this show. If my person to do some sort of Italian man from where it be Maybe I can do a bit of this one Because you know

Because you know, I must do it. Italian man from Hopper's crossing with the big man in my hand. Hey everybody, come around. Let's do a little dance and have a pound because when I come to Oop, who is in this Oop? That's alright. We do it. The guttler singing here. Hey, father of David. I have a couple of questions for you. I think I got a thing, but anyway, go on with you. What? What do you... Eh, what?

Oh, because you went... Oh, no, that's a Irish thing, isn't it? I don't know. I'm a dou-a-dua-dua-di-attalion man, try to do an Irish accent there. Okay, you know, that one's probably a spire. What are you doing? Elim! Patento! You don't have to say that. That one's the strongest. What? Ah, look at her! L-M-E-P-T-T-O! She knows it. She's good.

It's the best Italian accent you've ever done. Oh, that govern a much. I'm done. Michelle, what is creativity? And what is it to find your voice? And when did you find your voice? Thank you for asking. And where? Where?

I found it, as I said before, I am an advocate for the city of Waga Waga. Waga. I unfortunately found it in Aubrey. Oh. Yeah, I found it in Aubrey. There's a pizza shop. Yeah, please tell us about the pizza shop.

There's a pizza shop, I think it's called Sweetheart. I went there and I saw a girl getting fingered. And I thought, oh my gosh, I have a pizza shop I think it's called Sweet Huff. I went there and I saw a girl getting fingered and I thought, Oh my gosh, I have a pizza shop. Yeah, it was nighttime. Yeah, and so it was respectable. In the corner for all sort of right up at the counter. No, real close to the counter. I don't know what that is.

I don't know this too much to say, but when I was a little bit younger, I was just talking about fingering. Yeah, yeah. When I was a little bit younger, I was in a band, and it was pretty cool to be in a band. When I was a little younger, we'll call the 100% nothing. Yeah, very cool.

That's really cool. And I went to a pool. That's so cool. Yeah, thanks, man. And I went to this party once, and a party. Well, Mark, can I just stop you there from outside? That's also cool. And bands, man.

And bands, party. At the party, I hooked up with two chicks looking up with two chicks Right, I can up full stop kiss one kiss another chick. The second chick. Hey, I'm just sorry just to go back You're talking about you hooked up with two chicks, but yeah, you were talking about one event like clearly that's over two nights You couldn't no no, you believe it or not. That was at one party. Wow. Yeah, what yeah? I was in a band You see right like the Dave's left the building. Anyway, I ended up fingering one of the girls which she was standing up.

We're in the backyard. This is all true. And I was a little bit drunk. I was 16. I had a couple of shmurnd off blacks. Double, double blacks. I hope she's listening here today. She's definitely not.

She's probably dead. What's her name? Caitlin. I hope she's listening here today. She's definitely not. She's probably dead. What's her name? Caitlin. I don't know. My best friend dated her after this. Anyway, it's all the same. He was also, no, not Caitlin Jenner. He was also at the pub.

Was he in the band? No, he wasn't in the band. That's why I didn't cover finger. Anyway. You reckon? I know. Because he was, what happened to him was he was in the long grass in the backyard with her other friend and she tried to put him inside of her and he didn't want to borrow that.

It's called the Bunk of Ball. We'll get back to the fingering story right after Sam Lingham brings us our coffee. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's going so well. Sam, please explain what the list of treats you've brought for us today. It may be into one of our microphones. You can steal my microphone.

I bought coffees, so I bought a strong latte. Very good. A soy latte. Very good. A strong latte. Yeah, and this flash, you didn't realize where she went recording this at Melbourne. So we're in Melbourne, three. We're in Brunswick. Yeah, let's put it that way. Oh, yeah, along with three flat watch for the boys.

All right, so okay, leave it in the comments. If you can figure out what coffee belongs to what member of Auntie Donna, I'll tell you what you are fucking piece of shit and and you Thank you so much Sam please close the door It's for anyone who's listening for the first time Sam he directs our live shows He is he also writes with us. He's really one of the six Donners not confirmed But we're pretty confident that the boy suffered some sort of head injury before the age of ten. You see what Sam has the ability to make everyone in a room feel very awkward. Doesn't matter where we are, what we're doing.

As soon as he walks into the room he can sort of make everyone kind of feel very sorry for him instantly. And so, it's a little bit like the boy from the third rock from the sun. Joseph Gordon Mavid. He does. Is that his name? Sam, you were in Lupa. Yes, Sam was in Lupa. Sam, come to the microphone. Tell us about when you were in Lupa.

Sam. Oh, sorry. I was in Lupa with Bruce Willis and they put stuff on my face. Yeah, he was just an extra in it. Tell us about your uncle. Which uncle? You know which one. Uncle Hans. Hans.

See a real person? Yeah. Never mind. LAUGHTER So, sorry, I'm a little bit confused. The Sam looked like the boy from the third rock from the son or the man from Lupa. Oh Good question They had a baby and then that baby did a little

Fingered someone and then their finger came out and then that finger looks like Sam's face. Oh wow I had a really good joke for the pizza fingering. Can I do that? The pizza you put in pose that in early on yeah I like like we've just come out of it. Yeah, all right. You ready? Yeah, yeah Jeez I've heard of mill deals at pizza places, but this is ridiculous Very good very good Can I So sorry, I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. Can I just really quickly? Can I tell you... Can I just... I don't play really good. So, sorry.

I'm so sorry. I'm sorry, can I just really quickly... Can I tell you about when I first got finger? Is that actually... I would love to hear that story. You, Zach, will say his thing. You tell us about the first time you were fingered and then I'll finish my fingering story.

And then, bro, if you want to come back and think about that punchline maybe think about what you've done. I'd love to do another re-triest one more go. Yeah, even if you want to, no one here, if you want to re-draft it, maybe come up with a different approach. I think it's good. Okay, that's all right. If you just want to do the same thing over and over again, that's fine. That is theatre, my boy. Sing it like a jingle. All right, so let's go. We've got the schedule.

Okay. Mine is more of a conversation. So, has the girl had sort of a meal deal and she's really happy and that's why she's getting finger I think a lot of jokes come out of a realistic situation being pushed into the ridiculous So what Brodom was saying was I feel is that he's saying you go into pizza, pizza, haven, pizza hut, whatever It's what we have in all of our young guys Sweetheart, sweetheart, yeah, Domino's whatever you're into and you go can I get the the two large pizzas the the hot wings and the Fudge Brown e meal deal for $78 and 32 cents, which is a great deal in itself Common right and very common, but what Brodon's joke was analyzing?

Yeah, actually sure, please stop me if I'm wrong. No, oh can I slow you down just take your time? Yeah, I'm struggling a little bit. That's good. So you go into a pinkie's, right? And you'd say, can I get a... You go into a pinkie's, it's funny. Yeah, yeah. Sorry.

You go into a pinkie's. Oh, well, you go, can I get the whole Hawk meal deal? That comes with three large pizzas, a raka ribs, and a fingering. Is that something that pinkie's offers? No, no, that's the... Okay. So I made to the idea of a realistic situation being pushed into the that Pinkie's office? No, no, that's the joke. Okay, so make to the idea of a real estate situation

being pushed into the ridiculous. I imagine the Prime Minister, he's so busy, one day he forgets his pants, and he has to do a press conference with that his pants on. And it's a silly situation that you wouldn't imagine happening. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because how would, because why would that happen? Because in reality, there would be people there,

there would be costume people. There would be advisors, there'd be his wife, or his husband, there would be advisors, there'd be his wife or her husband or a boyfriend or just wife. It's funny because the the Prime Minister is busy and then we say, I'm like, there's so many busy, no pairs. Sorry, just to go back to the Pinkies thing. Do you want to start now?

I'm pretty sure the... Yeah, let's act it out. Let's act it out. Just quickly, just quickly. Yeah. I'm pretty sure that... Yeah, let's act it out. Let's act it out. Just quickly, just quickly. Yeah. I'm pretty sure that the sex worker laws are pretty strict in Victoria. Exactly. And that was the attitude of sex worker.

Exactly, exactly, exactly. You are being difficult now. You are being acting the same. Well, that would be sex work and that. And that transcended this fun recording with Michelle who played Susan in 1999. You are what we're doing. And you are being difficult now. You are what we're doing.

I think you are trying to understand what we're doing. You are what we're doing. I'm a man standing. You what we're doing I'm just here what we're doing right and I'm a man standing here I'm trying to understand you guys and I'm just a girl standing in front of a boy explaining to you But I love you kiss him. What? Kiss him. I love you. Kiss him. Kiss him. Please kiss him Wow, this has been a really tight moment on the and it on a podcast Michelle. Yes, figuring story. Michelle, yes. Fingering story. Well, I think maybe we should first act out the... So that may happen to me.

So we're going to have to do it. So we've revised the schedule. We've revised the schedule. All right, so Zach's had his bullshit conversation because he's indeed... I'm still confused. So now what we're going to do is we're going to act out a silly situation similar to your joke

where the president of Australia has forgotten his pants Going to a press conference. Can you get fingered as well? Sure, why not this is a good present when I live in a fantasy land, okay? Australia is no longer part of the common well We're trying to come on really are an independent for me the referendum. It went well It went my way. We just make that really clear in the office What really tickled me, man. Well, that's because I've got my finger on your gooch.

Make that really clear in the preface. So in the opening act, I want you to say, it's now the year 20, whatever. Okay. Can I do mine if I cast? Is it an alternative? It's in 2005, maybe. What are you doing in the future from now?

We're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we we doing in the future for me? We're doing we're doing we're doing we're doing alternate 2005 all right the prime minister of Australia has just been dubbed I'm casting the prime minister is Michelle brazier because I believe even a woman can do something even it just a silly girl Well, I understand that when I talk there's an inherent irony that everyone in the room understands Not me. I'm waiting the whole time. He just said that. I just me. I don't like boys. I mean, just said that. I just want to add a little bit. I wasn't. I swear. I was a sexist.

All right. I'm going to be the narrator on the right image. I'm going to be the one in the cell to be on this podcast. Mark said no. No. No. Mark sends me text messages after every show that I do that say, girls aren't funny, show me your push flaps. And I don't show

you. Is this to be fair? It does. To be fair, you have the biggest push flaps. And it's more, it's more so that I can then show them to a doctor so you can get the help that you find. I'm not saying. I'm not saying. I'm not just a club. I'll get my plastic. Shapes and sizes. Look, labia plastic is a thing that is happening. All is a thing. Shapes and sizes. Look, labiaplasty is a thing that is happening. It is too common now. Women are too scared.

I think vagina is a beautiful, individual and unique. But yours are the size of the Westgate bridge. That's fine. And they need to be folded in, right? And really take the picture. Because for me, they get in the way. It's like... I knew if I unfold them, Zach, they're fine.

Thank you very much. It's just 2016, I can have as long a flat as I want. That's right. I'm proud of you, I'm proud of you, Michelle. I'm really excited. It's exactly like, Zach, fucking gross. It's why I always ask Zach, you know how between, you know, on the tape, right? Yeah.

Right, between the arseholes and the balls, on the gooch, there's that little stringy bit of skin. Someone's done his research. Yeah, that's right. Zach's is so long. Yeah, right. Right. That people quite often mistake him for a yacht when he's swimming. I have done that. Because it catches the wind and he goes out and there are a porpoise around and perhaps a great white shark that confuse him for some sort of nautical vessel. Absolutely, I've heard. And that is as much a problem as the flaps.

Just what's in Southerland as the world on Zach? That's right, she was youngest girl. After she did the Yacht, it was 16. And then she rode the Gooch. At 18. So I'm not sexist. I'm just a sexy, helpful man. Wow.

So stick that in your pipe and put in your gun. Right. Everyone, not just Michelle. Yeah, I understand. Just to be clear for everyone at home, because I think sometimes people miss irony. I don't want to be the next soggy Kruger. Let's put it that way.

Mark never said any of those things. He wrote a message to Michelle and me and Mark were both very onboard. I don't want to be the next son you Kruger. Let's put it down. Mark never said any of those things. He Broder than message Michelle and me and Mark were both very on board. We love Michelle. I'm I'm okay Zach was winking all that time. He was he was and and now I think the real sexist has been exposed It's me I'm a horrible horrible sexist But with just before that, in Aubrey, that's in New South Wales. So it's not Victoria's sexist, so you can get the deal for the jet effect. That's right.

Very good, bro. Michelle, Michelle, I'm going to have a comment on you South Wales sex work of all. Yes. Michelle and I have been friends for a very long time and I just want everyone to know that I'm not sexist. No. I'm not. We're just joking. We're very good friends. Yes. Hey, Mom. Yeah. Every time you say that, stop it. I'm not winking. That is not what is happening. You go as a feminist, winky wink you wink. I feel like what's happening now I've got a shovel I'm bloody digging myself a hole Your buddy say hello to China for me. All right. Sorry. Hey Hello, hello. I'm China. Good day China. I am here. Would you like some honey chicken?

I would love could I get that with a with a fried rice with the lunch special? I'd love the lunch special, please. But can I trade out the dim sum for a spring roll? What is it? What is it dim seems that aren't in actually in China? Yeah, dim seems are in Australia. Okay, then they end up the dim sum, the multi-course dumpling. So if I was a Chinese, but... I think you're thinking of yum cha.

Yes, I am. If I was a Chinese I think you're thinking of yum cha. Yes, I am I know a lot of facts about dim sims after that I started to move Not sexes. We're not sexes. Possibly don't know anything about other coaches. Oh possibly races I'm not quite a recon so it's fine. Really? You have port a recon. Yeah, which side? Left all the right side I'm not a reakin, so it's fine. Really? You have port a reakin. Yeah. On which side? Left or the right? Left. Left.

As a mum though, I have to say that I'm not a racist. Anyway, back to it, I'm not going to. All right, so I'm an narrator. Michelle is the president of Australia. This is a post 2005 alternate reality like an earth two if you're a thing. So the referendum has gone through. The referendum has gone through. If it's alternate, you world, can I have, can I fly? Yeah, I was thought you were going to ask if you could have here.

Excuse me. I'm not. I'm not trying that. That was the first unprompted bald joke from a non-broad and a member of I. It's because he did this. Yeah, you're wearing your touch today. You're like massaging your scalp. I had a little one behind me. It's a slippery slope.

You've got, Broden, you've got my hair, which is luscious. And then I've got... But I... I'll tell you what, let's just... But you can't buy. I'm happy with my hair. No, you're from mine. Let's just all be thankful. It's not sack or eye-boulding, But I'm not holding I'm actively shaving the front of my forehead. Now, let's begin. All right. So, in fact, Heston Blumenthal is not balding. He does it because it gets too hot in the kitchen.

That makes a lot of sense. And he's a pretentious cunt. It's that too. Now, any minute. I just want to desert. I just want to desert Heston. Why don't you have to bring me the arse of a pig that you've torn apart and put on the seal.

Alright, you're getting a little bit confused here. You're talking about nose to tail. Oh right. That would be at St John that you would get that. Okay. Heston is a molecular gastronomy. Wow. So what do you want to do with that?

I got a clue. I got a clue. I can just make one joke about molecular gastronomy. Please. I've got a bit of molecular gastrometry going on in my bells right now. Excuse me. And I've got a massive stiffie.

Me too, boy. Now that's a joke, bro. Yeah. That is a joke. That's a joke I can set my watch to. I don't need any explainer with a big massive stiffie. I just have imagines I can aid-year-old boy on a train. Like three months listening to this.

Fuck. He weighs 81 kilos. Alright, so here we go. I wish I was supposed to have five. Referendum went through Australia's Republic. Michelle Brazier is the president of Australia. Although she was a prime minister. I'm the president.

The president. The referendum. And I am. And I just for clarity, what was decided in that referendum? President of Australia. I thought she was a prime minister. I'm the president that women can be presidents And I just for clarity what was what was decided in that referendum? How do we decide a president? I decided Michelle. Yeah, it was was we voted to become a republic Michelle Rana hard campaign So strong campaign. I've got a hard strong campaign. I'm just gonna reset Jesus Christ How that wrote in you are the president's wife What why she can't be gay? Wow Right alternative history

I can fly you can fly and that's why I love you and all of and your pubes are so long So how long we talking here, we talking. We're talking just like a couple of weeks. Weeks? Keep a couple of weeks. Yeah, I get pretty, pretty. I was in a, you could, like, go for weeks or they've been drove.

They travel through time. Yeah, it's like, you know, time is not linear. The time is not a length. You can't measure time in eight in meters. Apparently, you can't measure in, yeah. You can't measure in, yeah. You can't measure in, yeah. And Michelle Apparently you can't measure it in eight. You can't measure it in eight. You can't measure it in eight. You can't measure it in eight.

You can't measure it in eight. Apparently you can't measure it in eight. Apparently you can't measure it in eight. You can't measure it in eight. Apparently you can't measure it in eight. Apparently you can't measure it in eight. You can't measure it in eight. Apparently you can't measure it in eight.

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Apparently you can't measure it in eight. Apparently you can't measure it in eight. Apparently you can't measure it in eight. Apparently you can't measure it in eight. Apparently you can't measure it in eight. Apparently you can't measure it in eight. working real hard to get a joke there. All I've got is Suckerdic. Oh, fair enough. No, no. That's what I'm talking about. One of these complicated meal deals stuff.

That is a good joke. I can get behind Suckerdic. Oh my gosh. All right, so, okay. So, I'm the narrator, Zach, you're the press, because you're greater character works. Yeah, fantastic. I'm not really, but I just want to be able to let it.

So, you're all the people at the press conference. It's the first prepper. Okay, you're 12 drama. So, you're at the prepper conference. And, and, Okay, you're 12 drama here I come. So you're the yeah you're at the prep come from and and uh And uh and it's the first one since uh Michelle has been sworn in. Okay. Okay, and so where are we? Where are we? We're at the uh um the White House. What are you Mark? I'm the narrator.

I'm so I'm gonna say no there's been we've been we've built a new white house But can I have it? Anyway, how did we just where the president lives? Yeah, you bet how did we build them on top of time with with Commitment yeah, and and strength Tanya's I had no things steal bees. I was I had to was it. She built the whole thing Tanya's I had a is an incredible architect and she did build the whole thing She built it that block by bra. Did you get the um did you get the note? We had notes You are assuming that anyone who's listening this is over the age of 20

He's what a few and Australian tell us I had a recent started Feel like we're trying to get the same started keep putting up roadblocks by asking question I just I had a for 20 year olds. Oh. Sonja Krueger? She's one of the fun. Yeah, I guess Sonja Krueger. Do they have one?

No, I don't know. How did she get famous? Was she? Who does wins? That's how we know. That's how we know. Yeah, was she just the way she had journalists before that? One time at Gold Class.

I work at Gold Class, hopefully not for much longer. I'm breaking rules. I signed a contract that said I wouldn't talk about village and social media, but I work at Gold Class, hopefully not for much longer. I'm breaking rules. I signed a contract that said I wouldn't talk about village and social media, but I work at Gold Class. And one time she came to a premiere in the morning of a Nicholas Sparks movie and she had a churro. I gave 10 years I had her a churro and I swear to God that was the best thing that happened to me that week. It's really great. I'm so sad. That is soro and I swear to God, that was the best thing that happened to me that week. That's really great.

Amazing. So sad. That is so sad. What else happened that week? I don't know. Am I burgeoning comedy career, I guess? Incredible. All right, so we need, so it's camera, we're a White House to the White House.

Yeah. I'm the wife of Michelle Brayside, I can fly. I have this here. Yeah. I am everyone else. Can I be like the press secretary? Yes. Press secretary. You're asking the questions. You're from the page. You're from the Australian. You're from Beat magazine. Yeah. You're the big one. The pedestrian TV.

The pedestrian TV. Right. Yeah. Comedy Central Australia. Comedy Central Australia. MTV Australia. Netflix stand and press the press day. All right. I can Jimmy John and Bill Yes, okay, I'm where fighting what it was this is about what was this for you? I can't remember can you also please be my next one night my mom's next one a bus several handsome. Yes, thank you Hanson fame. Yeah I'll tell you funny story real quick. I tell you funny story real quick. Yesterday My my girlfriend's watching on a Gilmore girls and I feel like everyone is because it's on Netflix

Yeah, I was like everyone stop watching Netflix As a tweet and then you said stop watching Gilmore girls. Sorry. Yeah. Sorry. Everyone stop watching Gilmore girls and immediately a man called Paul Myers Twitted back We white hair, and we're, why? And I went, I went, oh, I don't know, sorry. And then he wrote back, oh, I'll tell him, oh, okay, we don't. And so I Googled him because he had 9,000 followers.

And I was like, oh, so he must be, obviously, I don't know. So I Googled Paul Myers, Paul Myers, he goes, Paul Myers was a musician from San Francisco who has worked in jazz and stuff. He is Mike Myers brother. So that I'd say to him, are you Mike Myers brother? And he's like, oh no, no, close, Chris Rock, but I, are you Mike Myers brother? And he's like, um, uh, no, uh, I was like, oh, I saw you in sketch fest,

when you went and performed and said, oh, hey, hope you're well. And it never answered me. But it's Mike Myers' brother. Yeah, he saw us during sketch fest for some reason. It's pretty cool. That means Mike Myers, at some point, has gone, has been told, hey, have you heard of Auntie Donna?

And he said, no, I'm too busy to deal with your shit right now. And then gone and continued to be a successful woman. We're practically the same. She's jazz gaming. Yeah. How I married an ex murderer. Yeah. So scared.

Incredible. All right. That's the end of the show. That's the end of the show. And there we go. I just want to say, I think she had a tampon in. She was on her period, and then she told everyone at school about it Thanks, Michelle, thank you for having me. Michelle was in that class. Oh, we got to get you back for that.

Oh, we got you in that class. Thank you so much, everyone. Thank you so much, everyone. We're waving by the way. Bye. You've been listening to the Aunty Donna podcast. Thanks for joining us for another rip-amp episode brought to you by Aunty Donna Club.com. See you next week!