Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast EP 9 Feat DEMI LARDNER

Episode Date: September 14, 2016

Sorry guys but it happened again. Please be advised that this podcast is fucked. It contains potentially upsetting and disturbing content. It is offensive, rude and just down right horrible. This podcast should not be listened to by anyone. This is in part due to Demi Lardner you can thank her here:facebook.com/demilardner69heheTwitter: @ DemiLardnerInsty: @ lardbagDemi’s Podcast: https://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/we-are-not-doctors/id1055598394?mt=2Join The Aunty Donna Club: https://www.patreon.com/auntydonnaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A list-snuff production. There's an old adage in Australia that says, we have a go, that we are the Aussies who get in there and give it a red hot go, and sometimes we may not be up for the task, but we walk away with our heads held high. And I think that's something that stands pretty true with one of our guests today.

Demi Ladner has been working as a comedian, writer, performer in Australia for the past five years. She's originally a South Australian, now moved to Melbourne and has worked in such productions as Open Sleather and others. Thanks so much for coming in Demi. Hi my big bro, it's my Weezy Big. Demi. Hi here, we're doing my bike ride! We're with my big hat on. Wow, if I'm a big rodent, sorry, Zach Rewain here.

Dami, you talked about being a big boy riding your bike. I believe just then. I heard my bike, I heard my dad on the phone, telling him, I've eaten so much for bikes for some stuff full. Now, I've known you for a number of years. You recently was nominated for the best new comer at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival. Is it correct?

I'm so new. I feel a bit big. Big is the time to be new for me. I feel a bit big. Look, one thing I have to say is, I don't know how to, to come around and tell you this, but I can't. I don't know how to do any of it. If I may, it's Mark Bonano here. Now, Demi, you suffer from severe autism. Is that correct?

Demi. Demi, I don't know. Demi. Demi, I don't know. Demi, Demi, Demi. Demi, I want to talk to you, Demi. Demi, Demi. Demi, Demi. Demi. Demi. Demi. Demi. Demi. Demi. If we can get Demi from it, Demi. Demi. Drop the characters. Drop the who. We really want to get to the center of who Demi laden. I want to know Demi. I want to know about Demi. I want to know how she acts. I want to know how big of the dicks she is. Demi.

Hold on. Oh, my mic's a bit fucked. Yeah, Demi. Tom, is that better? Hee hee. Maybe. Maybe that's the fuck for him. Yeah, Demi. Thanks, Tom. Maybe, Mark. That's the fuck to one.

No, no, no, I have to be close to it. Oh, he's there. That's what Tom just fucking said. Oh, I'm so sorry. Oh. Now, Demi, you're sorry. I'm sorry. You've done a few cameos.

Yes, thank you, Tom. I'm alive. Oh, just rest. Oh, should I? Oh, sure. I sure I say what are you doing? You cut it out you don't talk to your father like that Oh, no, no, you're not my father. Oh, you're demilanda comedian What you little dick hole away and listen to me me I'm gonna scream down the center of it oh no okay so now broden slipped out a little bit broden slipped out a little bit he's he's entered the world of Demi

they're listening to me I'm gonna take a little bit but see how well my police are like I'm gonna go hey I'm gonna get so loud when I trap it in broden's decal it's just shove it down there and when it comes out, it's so loud! So much rarer, rarer, rarer, cover it up! I don't know what he's saying! What do I do? I'm playing, god! Mark, it really is just down to us to keep this. I've been in DemiLance, it's the start of Big Dickhead! Oh no!

Oh no! Oh no! Cut! Oh no! Start your big dick head Guys guys please some decorum gum now Demi hey Demi hi. Hi. How are you? Good. Oh good So thanks thanks The reason we asked you here Demi is because we Thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, oh my god, we have that talk about big flops. Oh my bloody talk about. It's all... Oh, grrrr. Oh, grrrr.

Oh, yeah. Flippies. This is the same. I love female comics, but it's always about their big flops. Now, everyone needs to understand that there's a sense of irony. That's a big slug. Because I was really worried people at home would be like, I thought when I'd talk about the big old flats, I was offended.

There's also a real sense of ironing in this room. Yeah, it's ironing up his head. Yeah. A real air of iron, man. And quite a story. A ivory, a turntable. A turntable. Oh, cock!

Cock here! Oh, Glock. Glock here. Oh, Glock, Glock, Glock. We need to keep Tony Stark in order. Oh, Glock, Glock. Give me some body seeds. I want some body seeds. Tony Stark. Oh, my god. Tony Stark just did a wicked kick flip.

Glock, Glock, Glock, Glock. Tony Stark. Hurry up and deliver my baby. Okay. Now breathe. And breathe. a wicked kick flip oh cuckoo cuckoo cuckoo honey, Doug hurry up and deliver my baby okay look now breathe I'm gonna push it off your pussy

you're gonna push it out my pussy yes oh Jesus oh he's doing it oh no he's doing a mad ollie at the second time oh oh

oh cause turn the hook is that why? isn't that the whole thing that we're doing I was trying to charge Oh, I was doing a Tony whole thing I am man That was so, I think we're going into different levels so

Yeah, man, I was really somewhere else Yeah, man. I was really somewhere else A superficial skateboarder to deliver my day Yeah, but no, he was like what I was imagining was a real stalk Tony who was a kid to Tony horn Oh changing the bird that actually works for you. Yeah, oh my Oh, changing the bird that actually works for you. Yeah. Oh my. The hunts.

Silly boy. Silly. How about it? It's not that far for stretching. We'll sketch about Tony Stark being a big bird that helps demie push a baby out of that. You made yourself. You made yourself look like a big dickhead.

I'm sorry, everyone. You're going to see my impersonation of Mark. Yeah. No, don't even cry, anything works! I'm an idiot! Now, my turn. I'm going to do my Mark, ready? Boo!

Him a boo! A booed my pants! All right. Is it made? I live on the big ship! Look at me on this big boat! It works because of the wind! That's my mark.

So it's sort of like a sailing ship, like a yacht? Excuse me, I saw my mark. Yes, it is! This is the question! The sales don't seem to be working. Oh, fuck! Fuck! And...

Yeah. Can you do your mark? Oh, fucking, fucking, and beautiful. Can you do your mark? Pardon, I'm not good at character's or impressions. No, it just be real fucked. What? You just be real fucked. Just be real fucked. All right.

Just be real fucked. Mark's the fuck. No, I can do it. I know. I can do that. All right. Go. Just free bowl, right? All right, yeah. Do you want me to do it? All right, it's a spaceship. I can do that. All right. Go. Just free ball. All right. Yeah.

Do you want to do one there? All right. It's a space jump. Yeah. All right. Space jump. All right. Okay. Here we go. You just want every man. Yeah. I know. I'm just getting up until I'm just getting to do it. Just fuck it.

I like it. Yeah. Just. Tonkin beep it if it's too far. Yeah. I like it. There's no rules here. There's only one rule. What's the rule?

That's beef for. There's no rules. Have fun. Is's there's only one rule that's how that's be be for had there's no rules Have fun The only rule the other rule is just maybe keep away from profanities Right, okay, and the other rule is it kind of has to be like entertaining like don't just fuck around and do whatever you are So those are the okay just make it good. Yeah, I can just keep your voice You know move away from the microphone if you go there's something I don't do that Probably the fourth of the rules here. There's no rule. I feel like I feel like the other rule is no Greeks No, pardon, huh? Well, that's fine because I'm Italian

Why you weren't what? No, I was trying to make a joke about some of the When we were outside before before we started the podcast Demi was doing a Wog voice And she thought it would be a real funny to do a Wog voice Are you sure about that? That was a very inappropriate character that I did on Open Slather to see whether they would let me do it Oh right, they did that Oh, we got our first visitor

Open the door, Demi do you want to open the door? Oh yeah, here's the door opening. Eeeh! Clip-a-d Cled dressing and expressing myself through artistic expression. That was a good sketch. I really liked that sketch. I like it too. I know that it's leather, but you did. I feel like it transcended the stereotype. I really liked the Bruno character. That was my favorite. Bruno. Oh, Mark. Get it. I like the native Bruno on that show. We have a lot of friends that worked on that show.

Demi, even more so. Oh so I was on it. It was bad Oh, no, you can see the Greeks like anal sex Call in let us know if you're Greek or if you like anal sex I Do like anal sex I studied classics and you know what it was only like people are like hey all the Greeks with gay It was fine, they loved it, but they didn't, it was only the right type of being gay. Like if you fucked a little boy, that was fine, but if they passed the age where it was okay to fuck them,

everyone was like, you faggot. Can we raise it, have a raise of hands in the room of who's done anal? Hey! Oh, very good, hey, we'll never know the answer. See, only while you're low, is if you will never know that it was Tom market. Damn it.

The only one you'll know is if you... They'll never know because it was a visual cue. You're right. Upgrade to premium tonnour, where you can see the actual video footage of this. Have you done analo lot, Demi, or is it like real? Yeah. Really? Oh, that's crazy. One time I just left a butt plug in the bathroom.

I've been cleaning it in my house. My face, I found it. I did a whole my god. Here's a mystery. Who's butt plug? There's in the bathroom. Well, we're the only one's home and unless there's some kind of butt plug ghost in there. It was wearing a cool little hat. That looks like a demi hat. This house has been around for say 1970s bungalow. It of Demi's butt plug What you didn't die

It's dead oh Suffocated in Demi's asshole. All right. So I suffocated in Demi's asshole You know the sled bit at the end of a butt plug that's where his mouth is and I put it in backwards Okay That's where his mouth is and I put it in backwards. Okay. Ha ha ha ha ha. That's right. I've only done it once and I did it with my ex girlfriend. We've broken up but we'll still sleep in together

because I'm cool. Yeah, you're not cool. I've got her name, what? So, she was like, I wanna try it or my friends are trying it. So we put on soil work, which is a Swedish melodic death metal band and apprapo considering the title. Yes And it wasn't working it wasn't working because This guys I've got a massive dong yeah

So what we tried to do was I put a condom on my thumb and so what we tried to do was I put a condom on my thumb and it started to take back her with my thumb first. Can I put on some nice jazz music while you're playing? Yeah, yeah, please, we're gonna wait for Broughton to get his jazz on before I finish Tell My Name. But you know what I think that like a dick, if you look, if you run out of holes on a person, you can just cut a new one to fuck you know what I mean? All right, I'm now So we will slip not lyric which is I'm gonna slit your throat and fuck the wound. Yes. Yes

Exactly I always say that little bit of anti-donot trivia whenever we do Men who fight like kangaroos. I always say to Broden in the kefuffle I'm gonna slit your throat and fuck the wound. He says that most days to me. Yeah. So where was I? Oh that's right. Me and the the old girl. We were sitting down in my bed in my bedroom and she said to me she had a desire to have anal sex and I said well you know we've broken up I'm still emotionally attached anal sex. And I said, well, you know, we've broken up. I'm still emotionally attached to you. Now I'm going to break up your asshole.

Now I'm going to break up your asshole. Like a kid cat. Yeah. But as I mentioned it, have the break have some anal. So anyway, so I'm breaking a russ in twine with my thumb, because my penis was either too big or her butt was too small You make up your own mindless and small butt and anyway, so eventually I got my penis in there and let me tell you boys and girls It felt amazing for about a minute

Then it started to hurt both of us. We both were both like our our our stop. Did you love up? You said you said it. Did you loo about yes? We looped up Of course we looped up, but what would you have done if her dick started? Sorry Keep going Squeed leap up deep deep deep. He do squeed squee be what would you have done if her ass like while your dick was inside it You tried to pull out and it's sort of just like like while your dick was inside it you tried to pull out and it's sort of just like lombed onto the rest of your dick. Like it didn't let it go.

So it's like a pro-lapse or like a... Not really like a pro-lapse, more like a like an arsehole tentacle. Like a finger-tribe. Scooby-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee I think I would have tried to use it in the love making. I'd like to improvise while love making. I'm really good at improvisation, as you, as listeners know from listening to this podcast. He's a question that I have. Oh, wait, I just wanted to just give one final detail of the story, which was after I pulled out the room

smelled so bad. Like what? Like the inside of a bum that wasn't prepared for anal. Dimini do, do-dim, swib, skip it, eat, babity, boo. The room smelt so bad, wasn't her fault. It wasn't my fault. It wasn't anyone's fault. But I did swear never to do anal again.

And I'll tell you what kids I never have. Mark tried anal with a girl. It was fun. What? No, come on, come on, idiot. Come on. He's like, I'm gonna see. I want to really hear Zack sing.

No, I want to hear your question. I'm not as double jazz. No, Zack, sing. You've got the floor now. Come on, fucking superstar. Okay, we got a little bit of that, bro. I don't want to give me a little bit of that. I don't want to give you a little bit of that. I don't want to give you a little bit of that. I don't want to give you a little bit of that. I don't want to give you a little bit of that. Double jazz Sing you've got the floor now You're stuck. I'm Mark and I'm in your heart. Oh my God.

I'm in your heart. Is he a Buckethead? I ain't a Linn. It's like poo. You've made an embarrassment of yourself in front of everyone. You're dead. It's said to me that I was the best singer of jazz classics about Mark doing anal with...

In all of the La Trobe Valley, that was what my father said to me on his deathbed Now is your dad really dead? No And you feel bit bad now Once I recorded a podcast with my dad that I've never Uh Released where I kept accusing him of loving anal and really didn't like it because the whole podcast about sex and I was like dad how many birds have you fucked and he was so uncomfortable. Every time he'd stop talking I'd be like

yeah but you love anal right? This is real good. The thing I want to ask you. Oh no that didn't mean that. Oh Jimmy you know I don't like when you swear at me like that. I know. I know. I love you, and I support your creative endeavors, but stop talking about my dick in our cells. I wanted to know what you guys thought about. What do you think?

What would you think about? What happens if you, when you're born, you come out of your mum dick last. Out of your what? You come out of your mum dick last. Oh, so like, like you're folded like a taco. Yeah, all your arms and your head and your legs come out. And the last thing that's in your mum is your dick.

And then you pull out. Are you passing your mum? Is that what you're asking? Oh, I don't know. I just wanted to know what you're know. That's what she's asking. So we've got Zack's all. Well, my question is, is that quite often, are women unknown to orgasm during birth?

What do you mean by quite often though? Because I think that's a very rare occurrence. Like, usually if they're rubbing their... During the birthing process. But it has been known, even without clip rubbing, that women do orgasm during childbirth. So my question to you is, then have you been born or have you been outfucked?

Have you been outfucked of your mother? Can I say something, Mark? Yeah, I love to hear. I have a very large, very well, I have a baby-shaped dick. Yes. My dick looks exactly like a baby. Exactly. Yep.

You know what? You could start an escort service where you fuck women with huge cunts. Well, that's what I do. Yeah. That's what I do. I... That have given birth. And we have a doctor. Oh my god.

It's a part of the deal. You have a doctor. You can do the suture. Is it called a suture? Because on 1-800-246, Zach will fuck you and your giant cunt for just a little price of $19.99. If you're a gal out there and you've got a giant cunt, just give us a call and Zach will use his baby-shaped dick to fuck you in that giant chasm you call it, can't.

So I thought that baby... We know I'm so that very heteronominative of you because some men have giant cums. That's right, if you call us on 1-800-346, Zach will fuck you in your giant can't be your man, woman, trans, anything. He'll do it. I'm gonna be honest with you. In my head, purely visually, a baby-sized and shaped dick was funny. I didn't think through the societal repercussions of this joke until right now. You've got a giant cunt and you've got a giant cunt.

Just give us a call on 1-800-3456 and Zach would fuck you in your giant cunt for this baby-sized dick. Can I ask you something about your baby dick? Sorry. Baby-sized and shaped dick. It's not shaped like there's's a lot of clarity there. That's got a baby sized dick, that's the shape of a baby. So come in, he'll fuck you and your giant can't. It's not the size of a baby's dick, it's the size of a baby.

I know, I've got nothing to add to this. I'm sitting here, disgusted at all for you. I just find this repugnant. You know what, I think the problem is. I think find this repugnant. You know what, I think Demi's an ad-imple, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think Broden's got a giant cunt and he's feeling a little uncomfortable. I don't have a vagina at all, Mark.

I have a penis. I have a penis. I have a penis and I am disgusted. Oh, good job. A big, a big apartment. Oh. I have a penis, Demi. demi, and I use it to eat. All got painuses.

Yeah, we've all got them. Well, I know one of us demi is a lady. Some people call clits little dicks. Yeah, and they are, and a tummy got a little dick. They're wrong. It's got a self a little dick. Try a little dick, with a little clit dick. No, a little clit dick.

Well, no, listen. The biggest clit. Is it painest size? Is the biggest clit the size of the smallest penis? I've loved it. Yeah, I think so because micro-penises, have you ever seen a picture of one? You have to use axel the time.

Oh, you got me. I'm just all the listeners out there. Zach has a giant penis. It's so big. It's uncomfortable. It would be unpleasant. You're the ladies, you're like that. It would be unpleasant to make a lot of noise with me.

I could never quite. Someone messaged us and said, how you should ask Demi and Bart to help you do a podcast, because you don't know what you're doing. They messaged me that too. I said, you don't know what you're doing. So I'll get Demi on and this is by firing away the most fuck thing we've ever done. If it brought us down. But here's the thing we're not talking over each other. We're listening. We're listening to each other. We're talking over each other. We're talking over each other. We're talking over each other. One other one. Lee. All I can do is say, I'm very good at it.

It's very good. I'm giving a tag like the universe. Demi, sorry. We're all trying to talk at the same time. And you're very rude. You know what's upsetting? Have you guys ever seen me? You're gross. You know how the size I am. Yes. Sorry for the record. Demi is about this size. Yeah, I'm about this big. You're not boy or girl. You're more chimney sweep. Oh, that's what I'm about. So I'm about 154 centimeters and I'm 44 kilos.

That's not in feet. Two, she's got two feet, yeah? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I just wanted because I'm this size and I'm very upsettingly only attracted massive dick people before. And it's really like, and I don't know what it is, it's the only people that I've ever dated have massive dicks. And it's not even relative to my size that they're big men men are attracted to a woman that is most the shape and size of their dick Why is that fucks babies There it is

For the record I don't Yeah! I got it for the record, I don't. That doesn't fuck me. I have a butt's bat. Yeah. I... Oh no. That's the...

That's bad. You have a zip up your back. No, that's good. I have a zip up my back because everybody who I've ever... John Wick! I have to dig this, that's like a cast of my body. It's exactly the same shape and size. So I've a zip up my back so I can unzip it,

wrap myself around there, and then zip it back down. Like a sleeping bag. The worst, like unsettling thing I imagine for you when you make love to a man is like you take that, it is seeing the part of the penis that's shaped exactly like your face. Mm. Yeah. Have you ever talked to a penis that looks like you? Yeah, it's really good conversationalist.

Of course. It mostly sounds like this. So is that the sound of a wet penis? That's the sound of... Have you ever grabbed... Have you ever done the little talky thing? Yes, yes.

I love doing it. No, what, no, honestly, no. Grab the ant and you dick and just squish it down so it opens up. Did I do? See, Demi, you don't have a dick, so for you don't experience this. What, hey on?

I asked because after I saw Bruno, I wanted to see whether they do that. Oh, right. You know, it's like, Bruno! Yeah. So it's spined to me in more detail. Yes. What you're talking about.

Huh? Just getting the tip of your dick. Grabbing it top and bottom. Top and bottom. Yeah, from the balls to the tip. Squishing it till it talks. Oh my god. So the you're a tool. So torturing it. I know what you are. It's like it's like in Toy Story.

Debbie, you can just like that. Just like that bit in Toy Story. Yes. Where he squishes a urethra at the top. I just realized who Demi Lardner is. Who am I? Demi Lardner this whole time. I thought you were just a humble comedic. You're the penis... ...drug ruiner from Melbourne with all the people of the so scared. You're penis manglo.

Demi is the penis that ruiner. The penis manglo. The penis that ruiner. Oh, darn. Oh, dots. I made a mistake, alright? Oh, you don't have to have a go at him every time. I'm sorry, it's...

I'm sorry. Mangle is penis now. Yeah, right. Guys, I think someone here is own apology, Broden. Yeah. I thought you were pretty rude there when you cut me off, when I was doing my dachog. And I would love an apology.

Yeah, sure. What I'll do is I'll cut off you Oh my god, I think I liked it better when he wasn't on board So you've got a book coming out. Yeah, what is what's your book? How to crush Zachroin's dick? Hmm. Is that penguin? No, it's shaped like a baby. Oh, no, I'm at the publisher. Baby publishers and and What do we walk away expect from this book?

Hey a lot of anecdotes about all the time some crush and Zachroin's dick And the viscosity of the huh with a voice. Yes, and you can say it is my voice Got it to speak to you Huh, have you ever gotten it to speak to you? Oh, yeah totally. Yeah, and what is it? What are the what are the things that it says? I think actually I think it's speaking to me now Hello, Debbie. Oh, hi, Zax. I You're good mate. Yeah, I'm okay. How are you pulling up? Yeah, I'm a little bit tired I went to revolve the last night

Shh don't tell the same thing. Oh, what I'm telling Shh, dark tells us that. Oh, what? I went telling him... Nah. This act trait you well, mate. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he does. He traits me real good.

Has Annie... Has he ever put you anyway? You didn't want to go? Oh, there were some dachies. I mean, the guy has drinking problems. So I'm gonna give him a few passes. What are the tips to doing a good podcast? Well, we've been told to ask you. And I've been told to tell you. I think

all. Just close. How many? Clear throat. That's tip number one. Clear throat. Tip number two. Tip number two. Take your skin off first. Roll around in the dirt and the salt and the seeds. Swim in the sea. Take out your teeth. Take out your teeth, yep. Male, I'm your dad. Okay, yes. What's that gonna do with them?

You know exactly what he's gonna do with them. No, he's gonna put them in the dog and make him epic competitions to get first place. I'm really confused, we've done all of these things, and they still don't like how poppy. You might be shit at it. No.

Maybe. Yeah. We just all got the thumbs up from Tom saying it's been going on long enough, but we all released the big cyber release. I love that notion that that's the end. You might just be shit at it. God. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for listening to The I love that notion that that's the end. You might just be shit at it Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for listening to the anti-donna podcast. We've had Demi Ladner on tonight Demi

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