Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast EP CHRISTMAS

Episode Date: December 21, 2016

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A list of productions. A perfect mundo. Ah, bonjour, no. Ah, binagratzi. Or should I say, not what's the Italian Christmas mark? Molto bene. Molto bene. Molto bene.

Molto bene. Molto bene. Molto bene. Molto bene. Molto bene. Molto bene. Molto bene. Molto bene. Molto bene. Molto bene. Molto bene. Molto bene. Oh, Bonjourna. Oh, Benagratzi.

Or should I say, not what's the Italian Christmas mark? Molto bene. Molto bene, but what's the Italian Christmas? La porcècia. Pardon? What's the Italian Christmas? Oh, sorry.

Christmas or merely merely. No, you just made that up. I definitely did not ask. I'm going to go with La porcècia. It's dialect. It's dialect. It's different. So across the river,

it's La porcècia, but on the other side of the river It's Christmas or Metambe? Yeah, yeah, yeah, but in these bloody countries Happy holidays. Happy holidays. And if you're offended I apologize Merry Christmas if you're offended. I'm happy to let you win that one. Yeah happy Hanukkah Happy Hanukkah ones. I'm looking at what you win that one. Yeah, happy Hanukkah. Happy Hanukkah. Kwan's... I'm looking up what the Italian say for Merry Christmas.

I already told you, what do you have to fact check me? I'm a real Italian over you. For the least Navidad, is that what it is? For the least Navidad sounds right. There's a like a thing near Christmas that's more Merry Christmas. I learned a song in Italian in primary school, I'm pretty sure that was... For the least Navidad. Oh, you song in Italian in primary school. I'm pretty sure that's the least Navi does. Oh, you're gonna be in this. Tom Tom's just decided.

Thanks gonna jump on the mic for the anti-donna. You told this morning that you wanted like me and Sam to be in one age. I just put these shorts, I just put these shorts last week and they've already ripped at the fly. Well, you know what that means? Someone's gonna bring you a new pair for Chrissy. No, and it's Buon Natale. Buon Natale. Buon Natale, Princi Peser. Princi Peser, you know what Princi Pinci Peser means? That means Princess.

No, that means I'm gonna pin to you on the vagina. Pinci Peser. Buon Natale, American Christmas, happy holidays, whatever it is to you. This is the anti-donner Christmas podcast with... Brought to you by Patoki Ham. If you're wanting ham this Christmas, buy local, buy local, eat Italian, patoki ham. Regular or honey leg. Shaved pig.

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full of bettokie hair. Oh yeah, that's going to be your next 20 Christmas is all sorted. So we've got our first Christmas call and I can't bloody wait to see who it is I'm gonna answer the phone. Hello Oh Who the fuck is that my name's Jean and I'm driving I don't want to say my freeway in case there's any stalkers list and but I'm driving down an Eastern freeway Okay, to the east of the city. Is it the eastern freeway?

Yes. Yep. And I've just seen a fiat, holdin'. A Ford holdin'? Yeah, Ford holdin'. And I think I see some buttocky ham peeking out the back. Would I be right? You'd be right.

You're gettin' some ham, fuckhead. Fuck yeah! Congratulations for your ham, man. Just to confirm, what does the license plate say on the curve? Adchez, I love ham. Yep, that's it. Great. That's the one.

Now, boy, we're gonna go with something less obvious, but well, we went with our love, ham. Yum, yum, yum. I love ham. Ah. Now. Little 99 reference for you. That's just one for the fans.

Now it's the end of 2016, isn't it? It is. It is. It is. What date is this coming out? I think it's the 23rd. So it's the 21st or the 23rd? Mary Chris, we actually recorded this quite close to that date.

So it is mid-December. It's 30 fucking 40 degrees today and it's very hot. What is 2016 was a big year for us boys? It's obviously the first year we've done our podcast. It's the first year we've toured to the US and we've done a lot of things. We've been very busy running our pilot for next year and what's been some highlights of your year? I want to know from you boys what's a highlight and what's a low light. I want to know boys. Why don't you tell me? What do you go Zach? What do you talk about your big highlights in the year? For me a real highlight of the year, we were doing a little bit every year, we liked to head on down

to the Royal Children's Hospital. Of course, you just spread some Christmas cheer and myself embroidered, we went on down, we had a hamper of batucky ham for the kids. Until we were with those kids, absolutely tickled pink. Oh, no, we're with those. We saw us walk through the door and we had big, we had, we had, we had, we had, uh, we had, uh, balloons and we had a couple of lollies and she's did like a bloody, you know, you gave a couple of lollies to the kids and a couple of batokki hams to the parents. And, you know, that was really the, because the thing is it's harder for the parents. It's harder for the parents.

So you, you chuck them up a batokki ha and they're really, they really changes the. And I tell you what those kids love, those lollies. They look at them like they're a big ride batokki ham. I tell you that. You know, there were a couple of kids there that were saying, hey, hey, what are you doing pass me the, uh, at least chuck us a batokki ham. Absolutely. I think that was, that was a really special day and I love and thoughts to everyone who's celebrating this Christmas this year And you know, just seeing a lot of people out there who might not have friends and family around them whether they're traveling this year or they're working But uh know that we're with you this beautiful Christmas day. And like what's your favorite thing about the blood of Christmas? Well, if I was going to pick a couple of things I'll probably have to start with make me my bloody low life. Oh, dude.

Oh, as you boys know, I got lupus this year. You think I got my lupus? I got the old lupus, I got that bloody lupus. I got it in my mouth, I got it in my thighs, I got it in my arms, I got it in my pits, I got the lupus pit. We thought you were gonna look at my lupus, man. But I tell you what, I'm a pit. I got the loopess pit. We're not getting loopish, man. But I tell you what my bloody highlight was.

What? When your boys came visit me and give me a batucky hair. That was such a highlight of my year. And I tell you what, I got the hair, my 8th hair, and the loopess went away, but then it came back and died. I'm a bad guy. Bad guy. Bad guy.

I really got the batucky hair. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I really love her, but talk to her hair. I'm a bad guy, I'm a hot hot hot hot. I'm a bad guy, I'm a hot hot hot hot. Hot hot hot hot hot hot. Hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot. Hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot those bloody so we went down to bloody the football live whatever didn't I go close to you so they used to bloody love me but I tell you what I love my mother used to buy it not

with you the very least but I think I love the bloody I'll tell you what there's some absolute highlights this year on my my my favorite thing about that Easter bunny her brother they'll be telling what the kids love it and't the parents love the bit of tocky hands. And I think, call in if you've got a great Christmas highlight or low light. And maybe something this year happened that you're not going to forget soon.

We're lovely here from you, 8, 6, 9, 7, 6, 9, 3, 6, 9. And I do just want to say later in the hour, we might have a bit of a special guest coming in. Oh, a bit of a special guest have a bit of a special guest coming in a bit of a special guest Christmas time a special guest coming in So maybe get the kids around the radio for that towards the end of the hour because I think they might hour Yeah, we're doing now. Oh my Jesus Christ. I'm just trying to do the radio thing. Let's pretend we started at half past Towards the end of the hour. We've got a very special guest. Let's just say their initials are S C Santa Claus. Well, let's just say it's probably Santa Claus. Probably Santa Claus. No, if anyone's getting any food you'd gear for the Christmas thing or maybe a football membership, maybe Tom's nodding his head is saying yes, I love that

thanks, I want to. Not a big football fan myself. I'm more of a tech guy. I'm into my computer games and laptops Yeah, well you're probably the person to go to the sheriff You got a young gadget kid who wants to get a little prison Is she wants the tech what's the big dick thing to get with that little man? Brought a win love football Sports on a cricket man myself But uh, you know, let's have a listen to one of the kids one I don't get the Xbox

The wing Alright, it's a bloody tech time with Mark so we're doing tech. We're talking about tech time with Mark Beep-teck time Tech time with Mark Tech time Now I'll tell you well there are a lot of new whiz band gadgets out there You can get yourself for a lulliprass and none, but you wanna work, but what do you wanna do? You wanna spend none none if I,

you wanna get yourself a real tech wizard. Now, have you seen the developments in the real girls? No, no, no. Right now you can get yourself a real girl doll, it's gotta pussy that'll talk to you. I'm telling you boys, as automatic as when. It has automatic kiss. It tells you that you're the best man in the whole world. And I'll tell you what, if it wasn't for that, your boys as automatic when it has automatic kiss.

It tells you that you're the best man in the whole world. And I tell you what if it wasn't for that, I would have been so lonely I probably would have killed myself. But I got my real girl, she talks to me and I love her and she loves me too. So let me tell you a question about the smartphones. It's a little playground. Okay, okay. Okay, okay.

Okay, okay. Right, I come down to the street. And I'm bloody talking to me. And while they're fling fling on his bloody smartphone. What's that? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You got the new iPhone out, all right? It's a bit of a ripad deal, all right?

You pay $8,000 for it in two years. A new one comes out, obsolete. Don't need it anymore. I find that possible. That's all the thing, right? You know, whether it was the Taylor or the mechanic or it was the free George was the house or was the guitar player, you know, or the barrack.

Yeah, this is the thing, my man. This is the thing. Back in the day, they built things to last. You would buy a suit in 1930 and you would wear it in your coffin in 1935. People lived shorter than. now this is my point. Things used to be built to last. Now they're put and used by Datsun Pillows. Now they're making the iPod to the die after two years.

Now they're making the cards that are under last two years. Mark my question to you is, what is gonna happen to the Chathlete Purp? All right, so, I'm sorry. So, we wanna talk about, you know, we wanna get down to it. You really wanna, you know, we're talking about the pretty big philosophical question, right? You're asking more than just about tech here, right?

Now I am a tech boy and I love my tech, I love hacking. I love getting into, I love the, I love getting into the, yeah, yeah, it's right, I'm a tech boy. I love getting into, you like your sports. I love getting into mainframes, all right yeah, it's where I'm a tag book. I love getting into, you like your sports. I love getting into mainframes, all right? You like watching the soccer ball. I love figuring out how to decode the major.

Well, 67, broad and 72. Yeah, I'm a young, young, young, 50, three. I'm on the Facebook, I'm on the Twitter, you know. And I'm ruining people's lives on the Twitter. It's a lot of fun. You're a problem, yeah. You bringing them down, but you wanna get yourself a good gift for your kid, you get him, you get him one of them new fridges that talks to you.

You get him one of these fridges, right? You go out to the fridge and say, hey Mr. Fridge, and it responds, it says, hello. And I say, how you know what, I'm out of a amount of milk. Oh, it's just a little bit of. And then the fridge goes, I'll make you the milk. Tell you what, I won't be out of Patucky Ham this Christmas. No.

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traditions to Victoria only, such as Carole by Candlella. Now you listen to me and I can't block this. Carole by Candlella played on a left Australian man of gun peel. I've been listening to the gums in first point. And I'm going to feel for it. We'll be telling you a saying about not being able to understand the words. We're going to think of Sadie. You know the bloodshed was a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, veryayn trip or you gym, I'm having the time, I'm a bad boy.

Listen, I'm late, listen, I go, if you're not listening, if you don't like this, I got one thing for you. I'm not some but talk your head, that's coming out to you, that's Christmas. Ah! I'm sorry guys, did you just hear that from the chimney? Oh my goodness, gracious me.

Oh my God. Oh my God, me. Oh my god. Oh my god. This is some tutsis are coming down the podcast chimney and Zach why are you tapping on the table? I was trying to do the footsteps of Oh, who are you? Hello? Hello dear boys Hi, it's me. Sam Clau. Oh, Sam Clau. Sam Clau, I sure hope you've bought me a big present. Ah, the chair. Big present.

Ah, the Xbox. Just for you, I'm Sam Clau. Oh, wow, it's a generation one Xbox. I use this, dear boy. Brody and Kelly. Hello. Hello, I'm Sam Clau. Hello, hello, I'm Danny. Oh man, this Xbox came with Bandroke, Kazooie, nuts and bolts. What the fuck? One thing I like to do, Broden is,

I'll crawl down your little chipmere, and leave things in your half, for your sleep on, and I'm going to a jollet man. I'm gonna play some band-jokers that we nuts and bolts I guess. Hey boys and girls I'm Santa Claus. Hey Santa Claus what do I get? What do you coal. Oh my God. Santa Claus. Oh, here I come. Hello. Hello. It's me. It's Rudolph. The red nose reindeer Oh, man, I just love being a reindeer with Santa Claus. Hey, Broden, can I talk to you for a second? Yeah, yeah, please get me out

Get me out. Oh my god. You have no idea what he does to us. You have the cutest little red butt. Shut up! Stop! Just please listen to my words. Stop looking at my nose. Oh, so bloody cute. And a cute... Oh, it's Santa! And I have the best time. Let me sing a little Christmas carol for your boys. I, uh, yeah, sure, great. Santa plums is calm here.

And they're round to your town. Santa plums is coming around to your town Then plums is made cause you've been a naughty boy Please have me Then plums is given you little bags of coal Then plums is coming into your house That's a little Christmas careful boys and girls. I'm Santa Claus. Santa Claus.

Here you go. Here you see the clothes. You feel a little bit like a predator. Oh no. No, it's definitely not. He's great. Are you real? Am I real?

Yeah, I'm real. I'm Santa Claus. Great. Hey, on the other thing, I want for Christmas Santa clown is the kind of the red news right now you want me yeah yeah cuz he's scared of you that's gonna work him hard he should have said what he said to me last night. What do you say to him? He said what? What? What is that? Oh my god. Well Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas everyone. I mean

Yeah, I'm gonna make sure I say but yeah, can I have the reindeer? Oh Please What oh I see a little torch I give it, what the fuck, you got a torch? I'll give it to the torch to Prince. No, no, no. No, no, sorry, sorry. I will not let Prince the most incompetent piece of shit, the most inept fucking reindeer.

You what are you gonna do, tape a torch to his nose? I'm red nose. I'll tape a torch to his nose. I'll tape a torch to his nose. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and this is my bouncer and my back up DJ. Can I be honest with you for a second, boy? Yeah.

Because who am I, sorry, what's that? I'm red nose. Yeah. Yeah, that's right I am. It is very hot in the podcast studio. I am very hot and I am struggling with the heat. In fact, I think the profile, the picture for this podcast is going to be a picture of her sweaty eye, but with like a Christmas hat painted onto me to make it more Christmasy.

But Sam if you could get a photo to show to me, I swear to you I had, because I have struggling. I have struggling with it, it's all bad. Santa Claus is from the North Pole, you see. It's cold there with a ha else, and Mrs. Tuls. It's too hot here in Australia. I like the better when I was your opinion, should I? You need to leave immediately.

Okay, goodbye. See you, Sandy. See you, Sandy. Well, and we're just back. You're joining us again, Christmas Special special the podcast and what a great year It's been 2016. What are you guys got any plans for Christmas? What are you doing over the Chrissy break? It's none of your business fair enough, bro I was probably gonna head down to warnable enjoy the beach with

Yeah, as you all know, we're gonna celebrate our holidays by working and going to four falls festivals. Oh yeah. Should be fun. We're going to Marion Bay. We're going to Lawn. We're going to Byron Bay. We're going to Freemantill and seeing a bit of Australia on this great dusty Christmas. It's going to be a lot of fun. And as you boys know, my my parents. What are you doing? I'm taking the photo for the picture. Sorry, sorry Mark, go on. So I was just saying, as you know, my parents are divorced. And so I've got to spend one Christmas with mom,

one Christmas with dad, because they can't, you know, be in the same room as each other. And then my, I'm so sorry. Oh, it's not your photo. Oh, no, it's not your photo. Zach, it's not your photo. I am very sorry. Oh, no, it's not your fuck Zack It's not your foot. What are you doing? Just taking a photo for the social media. Could you leave that to later?

I'm I'm still in my I'm still I know you got spilling my guts out here I'll try to be a little more to spill my guts out here trying to yeah trying to connect with you boys over Please, please. I am sorry. I am family issues. I overstepped the mark. I was trying to try to hit on the social media You did overstep the mark over step to you mark and the mark, please, please. I'm sorry so Basically my mom told me when when I was 16 that you never what is what was that nothing? I do you have any idea How traumatic this experience was for me?

One more chance. One more chance. One more chance. Who I get one more chance for you. All right. Thank you. So anyway my My What are you doing? I'm just I'm doing a selfie. How many you are so vain and arrogant, you know, sometimes that. You put me in charge of the podcast posts. No one put you in a... You took, yeah, yeah, yeah, let's have... Why don't we go and have a look at those podcast posts?

We got 20 likes one week, we got 10 likes another week. Maybe, maybe you're just a fucking dumb sweaty miss. Yeah, that's true. And you've always been a sweaty miss. Do you know what I think sometimes you know It was before selfies would go down the beach and get a bit of a bit of a marathon deliciousness would have a couple of shell fees What what? I would have a couple of shellfish. What? What? Like shellfish? Yeah, like we're pretty shellfish, you'd have shellfish. Shellfish, shellfish.

So you shellfish? Ah! Shellfish. Shellfish. Because I would mind you, as used to be, can consider of going down at the beach and doing a couple of shellfish, which is like shellfish, which is like sticking things up your, sticking

things up your bum. Like pills. Like pills. Bikis. What are you doing, man? What are you doing, man? What's going on between you two? They're a rift. A Christmas rift. This is what happens when the family gets together. All right, you brought it up. You brought it up. Okay. I didn't want to talk about it. I didn't want to talk about it either, but basically me and Mark have both been chasing the same game. And look, we shouldn't say our name on here. But let's do it. But let's do it. I'm three, three, two, one. Scarlett Johansson. Scarlett Johansson Scarlett Johansson

We both love her I've been in love with her for a lot longer than you say I've been in love with her since all the pretty horses I've been in love with her since I saw her writing a pretty horse when she was eight I was eight two Oh thank god Oh that's okay I think god

Hey Does she know either of you exist? Absolutely not. So we decided, made the best land win. So I decided I would buy her a lovely bottle of perfume. And I decided I was going to try and get a role in the film Ghost in a Shell that she's starring in soon. I just, no, I was just,

because I want, you know, because, oh, because I wanted to meet her. Yeah, can I tell you both that you're both chasing after a girl you've never met, you are both absolute fools, because she's in love with me. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

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Oh, you like that wouldn't you? Yeah, I would if so if you want to vote for Broden just hashtag scale it your handsome bro We you can just do a Twitter poll vote no no no, no, no, we won't do one. We'll get everyone to hashtag. You just said let's do a Twitter poll. But I meant like, let's do hashtags. I meant like the, you know, how you used to have to vote for like a Australian idol, whatever you'd have to like hashtag.

You'd have to take still. Well, what do we do both? Do you have to take it? It's 34 degrees in this studio. It's the middle of summer. Instead of a Twitter poll, how about we get a couple of icy poll? I see poll. A couple of super duper's.

Oh, no way. For me, I'm going to have a spice. A spice phrase. But to be fair, I think in the name of fairness, this is what we're going to do. OK, so we're going to do a Twitter poll. Can we do this over some fucking super duper's? Yeah, absolutely. This is what I'm kidding at. OK. So so we're gonna do a Twitter poll. Do we do this over some fucking super duper? Yeah, absolutely. This is what I'm kidding at.

Okay, so we're gonna do a Twitter poll where you fill out the poll for your vote to be eligible. You have to fill out the poll. Okay, you also have to do a hashtag Broden for Scull at your hands and mark for Scull at your hands and or Zach for Scull at your hands and and You have to maybe we'll correlate a color of super duper per person. So what color is super duper?

Color My gonna be blue raspberry obviously blue raspberry, and I'm maybe just gonna be blueberry Because it's blue raspberry you're doing this. What the fuck is blue? It's raspberry, but it's blue. Who am I bloody talking to here? I'm gonna be orange. I'm gonna be orange, super duper. So if you vote with all three of those,

that made your vote as eligible. You take a photo of yourself holding the super duper, correlating to the person, and where we get the most, whoever has the most photos of people eating super duper correlating to the person and where we get the most whoever has the most photos of people eating super duper with either blue raspberry cola or orange get to and she has no say in it. The most important thing is that Scarlett Johansson has no say in this because she's a woman and with women.

I just for clarity marks being ironic I can't't be bothered cutting this later mark is being ironic He's being ironic. He is being ironic. Go on You know what you boys need what I'm sorry if I've speaking out of term here play You both need a big old fucking Batoki hand. I would love fucking Batokie ham. I would love a Batokie ham. Just quickly, just quickly, on top of that, just because Zuperdupa is a thing that Aaron Gox has done a lot, our friend Aaron Gox, I'm going to give him a super,

super vote. So his vote is worth 10 votes, and he's going to vote as well. Hey boys, I want to say this opportunity to say thank you so much to all our lovely fans and friends across the world who have joined us this year. It's been a wonderful year. Oh yeah. You've joined us this year. It's a pleasure and if you've been with us for a few years, it's been a pleasure having

you and we look forward to spending time with you again in 2017. And if I may, a huge, huge thank you to all our Patreon fans. Yeah, I can feed my kid this year. If you're listening and you're a Patreon fan, you have really, really helped us. It is exceeded all our expectations. We're hoping to continue to grow it because really now we're getting to a point where we can all do this full time. We just shot a new web series with the money that you sent us. It's called Ripper Aussie Summer.

Yeah, and it's coming out next year. And it legitimately would not have been possible if you are a Patreon subscriber. So thank you so, so much from the bottom of our dead empty black hearts. And can I just say, if you are like a turtle with a hat, and you're listening, that's good. Your one step further along in the evolutionary chain than the other turtles, because they got one no hats,

too, I don't think, is capable of... So that is so impressive. Like, I'm impressed with the heat stroke But if you're a turtle with a hat like Incredible that's incredible Mark and I were both legitimately talking to like fans and listeners of this and you've lost your fucking mind Yeah, but you know what a point brody here's the thing and you've lost your fucking mind Oh, I haven't. I've got my mind. I haven't upset any of our friends but my statement. But you may have very well upset a lot of turtles

with hats with your statement. Because they are a, they are a, they are a silent minority that are growing loud or every day. Mm-hmm. You are, you need water. Sam's, there's just another thing we should mention Ben Russell, who's our friend Fran. See our friend? He's a shit. But he's on these podcasts sometimes. He's got a podcast

that just came out on the 19th. Great. Tell us about it. I thought we were going to get Ben in to talk about it. Where are we? Yeah. Is he here? Not now. No, you do both. We thought we were both. Yeah, we'll get him in to talk about it later.

But for now, we'll just say you can head over to iTunes or abc.net.au slash radio. We're listening on Double J. Really? Yeah, on Sunday nights. Oh, that's awesome. That's so cool. Yeah. It's called Tokyo Hotel.

I have a little bit in it, and I'm very bad. Oh! Oh! Oh, now I get it. Now I get it. Someone has their finger in the pie. No, it legitimately is super funny and super great. Ben, also known as Lord Wiggle in the in the 1999 video same time

Big fan we're big. Sorry, brodans just got the the farts come out of his bum. I've had a few too many Beans and Yeah, super funny guys super funny series made by him and Maggie Jill and Hall and They together Super Funny series made by him and Maggie Gillinhall and they together Xavier Michael ladies isn't it as well. Xavier Michael ladies who's been a guest exactly Wayne who's been a guest It's legitimately very funny. I asked me to do a New Zealand accent and I'm very bad at New Zealand accent So see me suffering through that suffering your jocks That's called the Tokyo hotel. You should check it out.

Check it out, super funny stuff. We've got tickets on sale for some of our live shows next year. Yes, we do. Let's listen to it. We can just put that on the front of the podcast. Yeah, let's do that. We can do that. Yeah, we can do that.

All right, yeah, we've done that. Well, we've already said it. Yeah, great. But like, let's just say it again. Melbourne. Boom. Sydney. Yeah. Boom. Adelaide. Yeah, great, but like let's just say it again Melbourne boom Sydney yeah Adelaide yeah Per I'm gonna say Melbourne again. Yeah, that's Sydney. Oh many more to come Adelaide for 20, but we've heard

We've shakir self-indulgence. Yo, we've stopped we've stopped here here and we've recorded something else that's now at the front of the podcast So all this is redundant. Hey boys. Yeah, have a great Christmas break and I'll see you next year Let's make some more lol. I can't wait for two weeks where I don't have to see your fucking faces for every day Christmas cheer for everyone Ring it ding a dong Christmas cheer for everyone. Ring a ding a dong, Ring a ding a dong, Christmas cheer for everyone. You've been listening to the Antidona podcast.

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