Aunty Donna Podcast - Poo Poo Week feat. Lachlan Fairbairn

Episode Date: November 14, 2023

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A list-snuff production. Killa Legends are welcome to another Ripper episode of the Anti-Donna podcast. Joining us this week is Lockland Fairbomb, 50% of Fairbomb films. The funny country boy is making very good content on the internet and they've got a podcast too and our Lockland is on ours. Remember, you can get access to bonus episodes and the video version of the podcast over at anti-donnaclub.com. Welcome to Poo Poo Week. My name is Zachary Rewane and we have decided that this podcast is about

Poopoo Week. What is Poopoo Week? I don't know. What is Poopoo Week in tail? Not sure. How will we fill half an hour with content about Poopoo week? Don't ask me. Gives poopoo week funny? Not entirely sure. You have to be saying. That is poopoo week juvenile? Yes it is. But is there anything to it? Maybe not.

Do we have a guess? Yes we do. Did they look excited when poopoo week was pitched? No they did so. Did we look excited when poopoo week was picked? I don't think so. Did we look excited when poopoo week was pitched? Eh, not really. Is poopoo week the whole week? Yeah sure.

I have a question. Yeah sure. It's poopoo week you just asking questions about poopoo week? Uh, can be. We're going gonna find out. I have a question. Yep. Should we introduce the guest first?

Auckland Fairbun. Oh, hi guys. Oh, well. All right. I got a question. There's some controversy here at Pupu Week. Oh, well, Berton said no. And then you just went and jumped.

Am I in charge of answering the questions? Oh, no. Clearly not. No. No, it's my job. Feel like there's a bit of a like a hierarchy, a bit of a power struggle. Oh yeah, there's a bit of an imbalance.

Yeah, a little pupe week can be a bit like. Yeah, that is, I guess that, that's shifts with the... The politics shifts in pupe week. And political shits as well. Yeah, welcome to pupe week. Does pupe week start on a Sunday? Maybe.

Maybe it starts on a Monday. Oh yeah. It's not clear when poopy weeks start and when it ends, but it's a week. Is it like, you feel like, oh, meet me next poopy week. Does that mean seven days from now? One, two, three, four, five, four, five, four, five, four. Yeah, yeah, to be able to handle it.

I'm pretty confident poopy week. So I'll see you next poopy Tuesday. That's all you have. Yeah. Unless it's poopy Monday, then you're saying tomorrow. Yeah. The day is Pupu Monday. If you...

Someone said to you, say you Pupu Tuesday. Really depends when you're going to see them next, based on when they've said that. They've said that on Pupu Monday. Tomorrow. You're saying them tomorrow. They're saying there's some Pupu Wednesday, Pupu Thursday.

You're not saying them for another whole month. If I say say this poopy Friday, it's in a few days. But if I say... If it's poopy week. But if I say I'll see you next poopy Friday, that's in a year. Yes. Yes. So I'll see you next Christmas. Yeah. Oh. If I say I see you next Christmas and it's say November, I'm talking about the next Christmas coming around. I think that means all year round. I think next Christmas only means next year if it's the 26th to the 30th of December. He's here I see it.

Well you. Monday, poopy Monday. I'll see you next Pupip Friday. This Friday. Tuesday. Pupip Tuesday. I'll see you next Pupip Friday. This Pupip Friday. Pupip Wednesday. I'll see you next Pupu Friday, this Friday. Tuesday, Pupu Tuesday, I'll see you next Pupu Friday, this Pupu Friday.

Pupu Wednesday, I'll see you next Pupu Friday. Still probably I'll see you this Friday. I'll see you next Pupu Friday, next year. On Thursday. You didn't get it. You need to set that up. On Friday, I was saying now, Pupu Friday, I'll see you next Pupu Friday.

I'm 100%. You're meeting next. Pupu Friday. I'll see you next Pupu Friday. I'm 100%. You mean it next Pupu Saturday. I'll see you next Pupu Friday. Still next year. Yeah, it's still next year. Sunday. I'll see you next Pupu. Unless you have a time machine.

I think it's really important for me. What's that about a time machine? I didn't say anything about that. A Pupu week. Does it start on Sunday? I don't say anything about that. A poo-poo week. Is, does it start on Sunday? Don't know. I would say poo-poo week starts on Sunday ends on Saturday, but some people, the controversial, you know, elite.

Yeah, I mean, they might say Monday through to Sunday, starts on Monday, because I'm arguing about when the week starts, let alone when poo-poo week starts, and like, my God, do we have the time have the time? I would say that this course has left when the week starts and is now of solely on when does poopy week start Can I present an issue around the poopy week starting on Sunday? Yeah, it's a question This podcast comes out on a Wednesday. Yes Not and this up if this podcast comes out on poopy Wednesday. So this podcast is out on Pupu Wednesday? No, well, yes, yes.

The next Pupu Wednesday. The next Pupu Wednesday. Because we're pre, yes. We didn't record this today on Pupu Wednesday. No. We recorded it at Pupu Wednesday. Pupu Wednesday. And then next Pupu Wednesday.

Now, considering this podcast will be, I would argue the introduction of the concept of Cooper Week. Is there an argument that Cooper Week starts on Cooper Wednesday? Yeah, there's an argument for it. I think it's unfounded. Yeah, is it easily tossed into founded. Yeah, is it easily tossed into the ground and I'll give you an argument. Or why I'll give you an argument why, right? You want a whole week to celebrate poopy week, right? Absolutely. And if our audience doesn't know that they're in poopy week for Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, they've lost three days of poopy week. Yeah, but I would argue that that's on them. No, because we've never known that poopy week. I would argue that that's their fault. So you're saying it's only fair

that they get a whole week from the first hearing, from the first possible hearing of poopie week. Just like to say one thing. Oh please. I mean, before you say it, I just want to be very clear here. I'm just presenting ideas. I'm not sure when poopie week starts. And it can change.

It doesn't have to be set this year. We can find it as we go with poopy week. That's true. Because you did say earlier burden. You didn't like that. You didn't like that. You didn't like that. You didn't like the locketing, yeah. Because you did say earlier burden.

We don't have shark week in there, it's a shark three days next year. Yeah, let's see how it goes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't like the wishy-wark. Something is rotten in poopy week. If you're healthy, the very nature of poopy was not wishy-washy. But if you're sick, the very nature of poo poo was not wishy washy, but if you're sick, it is.

I don't care about correlation, yeah. I don't really see poo poo-y. No, no, no, no, more just the essence. I'm talking about more the essence of it. I don't, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I when I came in this morning and you were talking some shit, I was just sitting here and he was like, what magic can I bring today to the group? And I thought poo poo week. And here's my idea for the whole episode was that we would just be going,

can you cut the music for a second? We would just be asking, poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo. For half an hour. Yeah. That was the magic you bought in. Yeah. Can you chuck that music back on? Yeah. Next was the magic you bought in. Yeah. Can you check that music back on?

Yeah. Next time you want to bring in some magic, go to mind games on Swanson Street in the city, buy like a little deck of cards or something, bring that in. Okay. Look, I'm having fun with this. I think this is a really interesting time. Can we try? He's my issue with this sort of, sorry, cutupu, pupu low one as well. I only enjoyed that. I just, yeah, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I,

I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I you're just don't know. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know if you're just don't know. I don't know if you're doing it on purpose. Yeah. My favourite scene is when I think it's a trumpet player pisses his pants.

Hmm. So, can I just... P-'m happy to come back to it. I just worry we're gonna run out of time to do eight to 10 minutes of just saying poo. I think there's a strong argument for doing it at the end of the podcast because then the audience can choose to listen or not. I think it's good before the ad break

so that it's like peak listenership and we can really mark whether people, more people start listening. My issue with reading to this sort of saying poo high, in a high voice and occasionally a low voice is that. I know what you're talking about. Well, whatever, you know, whether we're doing that or not. Like, I don't want to say you're doing it, but I just want to catch some.

The room is right there. Yeah. Yeah. There's a vibe of sort of, of nastiness and lies going around the office now that I just want to address I'm not saying that someone's a like yeah, and much like poo poo week, which you just you feel Which I did want to bring up earlier you did say bro to them poo poo week is it is something that you feel that then had a whole thing about Should it start on a Wednesday because otherwise people will miss out if people don't know it's poo poo week How's that my responsibility? And that's fair, man. Like, I don't understand why I'm being held accountable

for people not knowing the vibe and the feel of, because like you said, that's what Pupu Week is. The issue mark is that, table that. Table that. A regular to go to Pupu Week. Right. And I know it's my opinion that Poo Poo Week has nothing to do.

So can we get that music back on? I know that it's my opinion that Poo Poo Week, the kind of the core joke in my mind is that we're not talking about actual poo. And I think that's the difference between you and I is that I don't see this as a joke. Not me. When I take Poo Poo joke. Not me. No. I take poop a week. Very serious.

Absolutely. Yeah. So the reason why I bring that up is that I'm about to correlate it with poo. My issue with people knowing that, just knowing, without being told that it's poop a week, is the average person who's between three times a day or once every three days, that's the sort of anything in that range is considered healthy by the time. Can you mind if I get Lachlan to confirm that? I'm my anecdotal experience.

Yeah, well, we're doing a survey or one person survey. How many times have you posed? Yeah. LAUGHTER I would like to hear a person who's would argue the sample size isn't quite large. Yeah, I would worry that... Well, I haven't heard the story yet, so I don't know how... Like how he was like this.

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I think there's a, there's an issue there for me. Like, it's Christmas literally Christmas. Christ mass? me. Like Christmas, literally Christmas. Christ mass, yeah. It is. Oh my God. Is it Christ's mass? Yes. If you're talking about 2,000 years away from Pupu Day,

when it evolves. Yeah, I've no doubt that like in 2,000 years there'll be like some strange, we'll probably incorporate pagan traditions into the celebrations and there'll be sort of strange. And people will go, do you actually know what Pupu days are really about? Yeah, it's actually about poo.

Well, we never get a side what it's like. We've forgotten over the years. But year one, Christmas year one, they hadn't forgotten yet. As we wake up in the morning and scream to the summer solstice, you know, actually it wasn't about that. No, there was about poo's or it was about, to the summer solstice. You know, actually, it wasn't about that. No.

There was about poos, or it was about, specifically not being about poo. And that, yeah. And I just find there to be it, I don't think there is a person on this planet that knows and understands English, even at a basic level, where you can say it's poo poo week.

And their first thought won't be towards... Oh, no, yeah. And that's better. But I mean, I'm committed to educating. There's quite a challenge. What I'm saying is there's quite... Yeah, absolutely. ...pachance and impossible challenge ahead of us

if we choose to separate it. Impusible. Impusible, someone would say. Can I say something? Yeah, and then I do have a point I'd like to write. Mission-impusible. Impusible, someone would say. Can I say something? Yeah, and then I do have a point of like to raise. Mission-impusible. Yeah. So I just have one thing I want to raise.

Impusible meat. Yeah. Impusible burger. Impusible burger. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Poop, poop, poop, poop. Inb- is it all impossible?

Is that how you use it? Yes. Yeah, it does have to be. Impusible. Impusible. Impusible. No, I don't know, maybe. Give it all the impossible.

What I wanted to say is it's really important to me that we land on a decision, but at the same time I'm called a keeper bag. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That in itself. Yeah, so you've just said two completely different things. What's most important to me is I would love genuinely eight minutes of just saying, all right. That in here is my heart is what I need.

Now the reason why, and then I never got to this, the reason why I worry about doing eight minutes of saying poo poo is that's committing to something before we've agreed on it. Are you okay? Yes. Did your chair just break? No, I just moved back a little bit, everything's fine. All right, we don't want to ruin people. Would that decision need to be unanimous? Or is it a majority? Who unanimous? Who unanimous? Oh, okay, so we can do things other than impossible.

Pardon? Not in the Rift we were doing before. If someone higher up in the hierarchy sets the time, then that can be done. But if someone like Zach were to try, then maybe... I heard my feelings. Yeah. He was saying someone like Zach, to try then maybe I heard my feelings. Yeah. He was saying someone like Zach

He wasn't saying Zach. It's like in a casting opportunity. We want to say This role. Zach audition. He's not right, but we want to Zach Can I can I loop background to something from earlier? And now I'm not talking literally, I just think that the thought experiment integrates me. Can we talk about the time machine? Oh yeah, yeah, sure. So early you mentioned a time machine around... Next Pupu Week. I was saying, if somebody on Pupu Saturday or Pupu Day. This is valuable saying Pupu time for me.

There is so much time to say Pupu, there is so much time. How about we leave Switch gears. When we get 10 minutes to go, we'll then assess whether we want to spend the rest of the podcast. And did you want eight or nine or seven to eight? I can't remember, it was eight, eight, eight clear, eight, eight.? Well if we check in at the

ten minute mark that I give this two minutes to the yeah yeah is that okay we just I just worry that if you spend the whole time stressing me out this last ten minutes it's going to affect your well poop a week for me is all about let go chilling out is it is it we don't know Mark well maybe it's about hard and fast and serious and stringent. It, to me, what's important is that it doesn't matter. But also, let's figure it out.

I agree. Yeah, luckily, I'm so glad you're here with me because I feel like I'd be alone here. I'd break. Welcome back. Pfft. I hope you enjoyed that, Adda. As I was saying, luckily, I'm so glad that you're here because I feel like I'd be crazy

going around here. Both of these gentlemen in the last ten minutes have really just said like completely opposite and contradictory things. I've been pretty clear on one thing. But earlier you talked about I want an answer and I'm happy to be vague. Just after that mark you said I want an answer and I'm happy to be vague. Just after that Mark you said I want to keep it light and chill but also you know you're saying that things that you can't be by. Isn't that what pooper week is all about?

I couldn't say. Well yeah I mean we're here to decide that. Yeah because for me pooper week has always been about coming together sharing gifts. No doubt, absolutely. And I think we've got to do. No, it's not about no doubt. It might be about when it's the final. The pain is so low, but I don't think bringing no doubt

into it is a... Agreed, it is, great. Mm. I don't think there's, I don't think that Poopoo Week negates the presence of no doubt. Well, you can't possibly, like you can't separate actual poo poo from poo poo week in your mind, whether it's about it or not.

You can't mention Gwen Stefani without thinking about no doubt. No doubt, I wouldn't say that there's not a sort of an anti no doubt sort of rhetoric within the spirit of poo poo week. And I think that's not like that. So are we saying that Pupu Week is categorically not the complete opposite to the 1990s banned No Doubt?

Are we saying that we can confirm that? I would feel comfortable and please, that they're both added together. There's not equal neutral, nothing. No doubt. So we've got our first rule of poopy week. The first rule of poopy week is, no doubt is not, not, is not the opposite of the antithesis. Is not the antithesis of poopy week?

You can talk to no doubt. Not the antithesis of poopy week. No, no, I was agreeing with you. Yes. No doubt. No doubt. We have no doubt that no doubt is not. I'm getting so confused. Not super weak.

I really should have changed that. We don't have the same thing that you said we have no doubt. We don't have the mind. I also worry it's a very specific sort of no doubt. No doubt. No doubt. You know what I'm saying is like,

what there are millions of bands? What value does knowing that no doubt has neither anything or everything. I feel like if we want to establish the rules of Pupi Week, we need to get to everything. And it's for a relationship. Should we go through every band ever? You see what I'm saying here? I think we want to do that. I worry that that's going to take... We're not going to have time to talk about that.

Well, I feel like they would have done this for other, maybe just other weeks. Other weeks. Could we, is there a number of bands? Well, first two questions. Is there ever gonna be a proof? Can we, can we prove unequivocally with that many bands that, um, that no bands are the end to this is a poopy week? No doubt.

No, we've established it by a... Oh no, sorry, I was just a great... Maybe I'll be sure. Second issue I have is what number I've really just wanna say poopy man? I know, and we've agreed. A really, a great number. Poopoo week is about way to the last 10 minutes. Oh, he's growling at me. I don't know about this, bro. Sorry about waiting for the last 10 minutes. Oh, he's growling at me.

I don't know about this, bro. Can you have some? Sorry, can you mind if I do zoomies? Yeah. Brody's got the zoomies. He's going to run? Hey, he's just got the zoomies. Do you ever have any dogs in your life?

Yeah, we got a lot of dogs. Yeah? Yeah. Name them. I lied. I lied. I don't know why I was there. But? Yeah. Name them. Alive. Alive. I don't know why I'm sorry. But hey, hey, hey.

It's what poopy week is all about. But I could name some random dogs. So I'm better on back. Yeah, you can name some random dogs. There's a dog. There's a German Shepherd dog and it lives on a farm in South Australia. But did you kill it?

No. But then why did you do it? Because for the people who aren't watching Lockland did a little quotation marks around Lives are on a farm. I said farm. Yeah, yeah, but that's sort of like where you can be taken out to pasture, right? Like you would say that's what you would say to your kids. All dad told me that they sent the dog up And then he shows me photos every now and again of it running around but

over the past five years I've kind of noticed all the photos seem to be taken on a similarly sunny day. That dog's dead man. I know what. Do we really want to introduce me to this right now? No, I'd rather not. Not on poopoo wig, that's the last one.

How many bands do you have? I never tell someone that a dog's Not on poopoo wig, that's the last one. How many bands do they have? Someone that a dog's dead on poopoo wig. Okay, are we gonna another rule? That feels too specific to me. But I'm happy to go with it because sort of... That's what poopoo wig really is all about. Can we talk about the time travel?

With a band? Can we talk about the time travel? No doubt. We've covered that. It's not the other way. I've got to stop bringing up the band. Bring it back there again. No doubt is not the antithesis of Poopoo Week.

And we will say the three things we need to cover in my mind is one we need to talk through the hypothetical thought experiment of a time traveling Poopoo-Poo Week's Celebrate. Then we need to talk about the band problem. And then I think we'll be at the 10 minute mark and discuss whether or not we... And there's one other thing is that before we started recording on Poo-Poo Week, Loughlin mentioned to us that he knows all the words for the Aunty Donna podcast themes. So the four things I think.

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No, I'm not. We find lying. I find lying. Okay. Yeah, we actually really enjoy people lying to us. That builds trust. Can I? Can I loop back around to the forgiveness things

that were you saying Pupu Week was all about? No. What did you say? No doubt? What? The band? What? What?

Who? I was agreeing with you. Right. You mentioned that Pupu Week is all about forgiveness. What if Pupu Week is a week of forgiveness? We connect with friends and family that we've wronged. But it's big and small and we apologise and ask for their forgiveness. Can I just ask when you say big and small,

are you referring to the size of the friend or the size of the level of forgiveness? It's a quite a broad chart. It's a big small friend. So it's all that, give. It's a big small friend. So it's a big small friend. So it's a big small friend. Small small friends. It's a broad chart.

Small friends, small forgiveness. A broad, no, I meant like it's like, the big and small can refer to many. There's a y-axis and an x-axis. Right, thank you for clarifying that. So the bigness of the person is a lot of the y-axis. Yeah. The bigness of the issue you need forgiveness for is on the X. So we

aim here for like straight through the middle kind of the greatest pupe week forgiveness that you can get is a big forgiveness from a big person. Yeah, because I was in my life I tried to flat line it so I only have big people. No, forgiveness is to give to microscopic small people. Oh, yeah. One could argue. Sorry, little man. A small person receiving a small. I think you mean to do a fudge.

So let's give some examples of saying sorry to a small person. Yeah, what's the smallest apology you've ever given to the tiniest man you've met? We're not talking about apologies. We're talking about forgiveness as other apologies. No doubt. So here's what my theory is. What? What? What? What? What? Left that behind. I just love that band so much. Name one song. Ah, Gwen Stefani. You're right. You got this one. He's my name is Gwen Stefani.

How do you do today? No, that's wrong. Yeah, here's my proposal. Got like a pupe week. If you guys are happy to go with this, my proposal for pupe week is there is a wee wee week a month before. Pupe week, in wee wee week you are trying to upset and offend the biggest person you can with the biggest problem.

So, if feeling your mum you don't love them more. Well, no, no, your mum. It depends. I'll tell you she is. So for me, for me, right? I would try to kill an associate of Dwayne Narak Johnson. Yeah. She's a very big man. I can, right. And killing someone that he holds close to. Great offense. I would steal. And killing someone that he holds close to. Great offense. I would steal kind of like a golden egg from a man that lives in the clouds.

That kind of thing. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. That's a good one. And then we, we, we, we, we, we, it's kind of like the purge. But everyone's going around trying to do the worst thing to the biggest people. And can I add one little cliff note on this, is that you're also trying to just do tiny, tiny little

inoffensive things to the smallest, to the smallest deep deep. You're absolutely right about the 90 degree line lucky. So I thought that's what it is. There was an ant and he was walking towards his colony. I could just pick him up and point him the wrong way. That would be a tiny effect. I think that's a pretty, that's a bit too big.

Yeah, it's a bit too big. Because that's on his level. I would say you step on his toe and you'll apologize. You go stupid ant. That would really, I stepped in on ants, so I couldn't guarantee you wouldn't just kill him. So then that's a big offense to a small, and then the charts all out of whack.

Then you got to, it's high. Well, I would say, I would say, Lachlan, you're assuming there that to step on an answer, you'd have to step on the entire. And what I'm saying is the accuracy of the step is part of it. It has just. Could I actually just hit the toe of that end? I think with the end, I reckon around the level of an end,

what you're wanting to do, is you're wanting the ant to call you. This is an example, it's just an example. You're wanting the ant to call you, you want to put the ant on speakerphone, and you just want to be a bit too far from the phone. They can still hear you, but it's a bit of a... I'm just at a bus stop, an occasional. Yeah, it's just a little bit hard to... A bus stop, I think, is too much.

Yeah, and they say, and the aunt says, the aunt says something about it, but you just don't really address it, or do anything to make it. The aunt says, oh my, he's pretty good. He's pretty good at it. Could you hold the phone? I can't quite.

And then you go, oh yeah, sorry, you pick it up. And it's not an issue anymore. That's the level, that's the smallness of the issue that correlates with the size of the end. If you can achieve that level and then get forgiveness in poo poo week, a month later, you've actually achieved, you've achieved great favor with the poo poo guys. Can I swing back to stealing an egg from a man in the cloud?

I think Jack, from a famous story, he could have really benefited from a poo poo week in this scenario, absolutely. I think they both could have, because to the giant, Jack is quite small. And he threatened to grind his bones to make his bread. Yeah, but with do cause. Now, bone bread, what do we think?

Not for me. I don't know. A weak bread. Very. I got another question about the giant thing. Thinking of Galvestravels, which I believe, I don't know. The famous Jack Black. Yes, well, we were being marked recently

through the commentary of it on the original made-of-teachers coming up. But Gulliver's Travels Road is about a normal-sized man that travels to an island which we're cutting to poo-poo. We'll get this is all part of poo-poo. This is all part of the origin. We'll get to it. Collect this is all part of Whoopoo is this all part of the origin? I don't know I will fucking eight minutes. We'll get we'll get to it. Can you just collectively you had about to we get to add up all the poo poo's along the way and add that to the eight minutes?

Continuous. Okay. Okay minutes of poo poo week. I've got to be honest with you man. It's probably gonna be a no for me Well, well, can I just can I just finish this point about Galava? Yes. Galava comes to an island of tiny people Is the big person concept in the poo poo week relative to a tiny person is Galava a big person Or is he normal in their tiny? Well, do you know what I'm saying? I think they're normal So so to Galava a tiny person I'd need to say they're God. So, to Galava, a tiny person, I'd need to see their God. Are you arguing about the happy, happy, happy, happy, happy perspective works? I'm saying that with the kind of the relativity of

science, he said to Galava, the tiny person, he needs to do a small offense, etc. But as the tiny person, need to do a normal size defense to Gulliver because he's normal. I think it's relative to how big you are. So the tiny person, they think they're normal, so they have to commit a large transgression against Gulliver, even though to us Gulliver is normal. The tiny person has to do a relatively large transgression, you know, what would depending on how small they are? I have to, like, I only have to forget about a coffee catch up with color

Yeah, yeah a couple of times. Yeah, but the the little people they they will need to cut off They will need to come together and time down or something which they do They they do in that film so they would they would be they would be well But see now here in Liza Delema. They come together, they tie him down. It's not an issue for Galover, Galover gets up quite easily. It's a large person, so that's not a big inconvenience for Galover. But that's why a big transgression goes to a big person,

because to the big person, it's an even-sized transgression. That's why we plot the chart. We plot the chart relative to the size of the big person, it's an even-sized transgression. That's why we plot the chart. We plot the chart relative to the size of the... So nobody gets transgress, particularly harmful events. So the reaction... So this is what I need clarity on. So it's not about Galover's reaction to the transgression. It is about the intention of the tiny people

and the intention of the trans-fresh. I worry we've lost the meaning of poop away. But is that not the meaning of poop away? Don't know. That's the problem. So I think this has mostly become a sort of discussion of Galavus' travels and it's relations. The mathematical.

Yeah, the mathematical. Unless about, I've not heard the word poop who kind of said in a while. So I guess broadly speaking, that's my proposal for poo poo week. So just for a quick, if they would have sent a Jason Seagal type to communicate with with Galava, how do you think that would size his Jason Seagal? He's a small. He's small. And Jason Seagal's trying to woo a woman as well.

Right. Would Galat as Galat in in he's a small person in gull in the black Yeah, yeah, sorry, bro. We'll get we will get we will and this is a Very important part of poopoo week. I need to make that we just have it We just cut off the gullas talk a bit too quick. I was not in the well for me every Poopoo week we come together and we and we just try and figure out what's going on size-wise with Galover Travels. And what? Galover's Travels or Galover Travels? He's name is Galover Travels. His name is Galover Travels.

Yeah. The original title was Galover Travel Travels. Yeah. But it was too confusing. That was... You need to cut that down. It's confusing. I think you need to change his last name, but you need to cut one of the travels. Why would you call him that? He'll have a travel travel. Yeah, but all I think is because he loves the travel.

And so it makes sense. It's all the girl with the shows. And then you knew that when he wrote the book. Why would you just call him, Galover Jones or something? Yeah, Galover Jones and the Strabble. I'm going to report a howl. Galover Jones travels.

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Yeah, sure. I'm on, oh yes, I'm on the show. Now this is my last question and then we will do the eight minutes of poopy poopy. Right. And then, oh, we've got to get into sing the song. And also I want to know about Jason Segel. Yeah. Okay, so let's do Jason Segel.

Yep. And then I'm just going to quickly talk through the time travel paradox of next Bupu week. And then we will have a two minute discussion about whether or not we're going to do your eight minutes of Bupu. Okay, so Jason Segal started off, his big break was Freaks and Geeks in 2000. Is this relevant to Galover travel?

It will get, okay. I believe it's the path to Bupu. You need to set it up. Freaks and Geeks. Galover's travels. And I was talking about the Eric yeah. Then he has a few hit shows, you know,

how I met your mother. Then pH, forget about that. Out MPH. Neal Patrick Harris. Right, right. He's our friend. Yeah, yep. Forgetting Sarah Marshall, then falls into

a shrink machine It's turn really small in Galvestravel goes off to live on an island with other small This is just the the Jason's in real life. Yeah. Oh, is this what happened to Jason Seagull? It wasn't it wasn't a character. It was here. It's not a character in the Jack Jackson So Jason Seagulls are actor was an actor playing, go over, go over travel. Go over travel. Go over travel, Jones. Go over travel, Jones. Go over travel.

Jones. And that's a movie. But Jason Segal, Segal happened to be in. Is it, Segal Segal Segal? Jason Segal. Jason Segal. Jason Segal. Jason Segal.

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Right. But no, yeah. Well, that's a hybrid documentary. Okay. I thought I just made that. No, this is you, right? Bernie, you could argue. Do you think you just invented a genre of film? I think, yeah, I really did.

Been blue. I'm sorry, is that? Um, yeah, great. Okay, yeah, sure. So Jason Segal, in his own personal life, after the success of getting Sarah Marshall, spent that money on becoming a... He fell into a shrink machine.

And it doesn't this bring up an interesting philosophical question, because Jason Segal was big. Shrunk himself down, goes to an island of tiny people. The transgressions that he is admitting to these people. Do they count as committing it to tiny people? Or to normal size people? It's about as so once he is small, he then... But he's so used to doing transgressions to bigger people. Is he really dense? Yeah, I think he weighs the same. So if he jumped up real hard, he would crack the paper.

So the question about size, are we talking about weight or mass? I think we're talking about poopoo week. Great. I'm happy to lock that in. I think we've really gotten pretty good on one. Oh, I feel very good. That is the spirit of poopoo week. We understand that.

Yeah. Now just quickly, you're in a time travel, it's Pupu Sunday. You go back in time to the Wednesday before Pupuwek starts. Pupu Wednesday Eve. Pupu Wednesday Eve. Pupu Wednesday Eve. So that's Tuesday. Pupu Eve Wednesday Eve. Pupu Wednesday Eve. So that's Tuesday. Pippu Eve Wednesday Eve.

Pippu Wednesday Eve. Pippu Wednesday Eve would be Tuesday. Would just be a regular, rather than a Tuesday. Is that the hour Wednesday? If the week starts on Wednesday. If Pippu Wednesday Eve. Or if Pippu Tuesday. If Pippu week starts on Wednesday.

If Pippu week starts on Wednesday. then Tuesday would be Pippa Wednesday Eve. Because if Pippa Weeks are on a Sunday, then Tuesday both... ...is Tuesday, both Pippa Tuesday and Pippa Wednesday Eve? Yes, but the weight and the importance of Pupu Wednesday Eve is less significant. Okay, you go back to Tuesday, Pupu Wednesday Eve. Okay. Assuming that Pupu Wednesday is next Pupu week. The Pupu week that's coming.

But I need to be clear. It's a free Sunday. You travel back to poop a Wednesday with the intention of traveling back to poop a Sunday before midnight. I'm sorry, how does Galver kind of do all this? Well, this is about my son's favorite. We've closed the Galver, we've agreed that that is fucking... How does go? One of the most famous time travel of the day. We've agreed that that is.

I get that fucking The earlier in this time session. Yeah, no, no. So, earlier in this time session. But much like I've had. We were talking about, do you remember the next poo poo week? Yeah, I'm on board.

Yeah, I'm on board. Then Mark brought up the issue of the time travel. Yeah, time travel. All I'm saying, yeah. And you're getting to it. So my question is, it's Pupu Sunday. You travel back to Pupu Tuesday. Pupu Wednesday Eve.

Which is just Tuesday. What? Which is just a Tuesday. Wait, assuming the Pupu week starts on Wednesday, you intend on traveling back to the future. Mm-hmm. Pfft. Pfft.

But before midnight, next Pupu Week, is it the Pupu Week that you will not be experiencing because you will be traveling back into Pupu Week or is it the Pupu Week of next year? No. It's as you are existing on the Tuesday. So it's P you are existing on the Tuesday. So it's poo poo Sunday. I say it a burden. See you next poo poo Wednesday. Which would mean without a time machine. See you next year on poo poo Wednesday. But I say it with a wink, because then I travel back in time to Pupu Wednesday Eve. Which, if I were to say that on Pupu Wednesday Eve, see you next Pupu Wednesday, is technically accurate.

Can I be, can I clarify my, my, because I agree with everything you're saying, but I need to clarify. Whoever you're talking to, say, bro, and he's come back with you, and he will be traveling back to the Sunday. The time machine only can fit one person in the pod. We're developing a two pod machine. So, I fully agree with what you've just proposed.

My issue is in the, you will not be experiencing next Pupu Wednesday. No, because I'm saying it with a wing. I'm saying it with a, it's cheeky. I consider that all solved. We did it. Mm.

Pupu, pupu, pupu, pupu. No, we're gonna sing your song first. Yeah, well, we're gonna talk for the next two minutes. Can you set a timer for two minutes? Well, first let's do the song and then... Yeah, yeah, do the a timer for the song? Well first let's do the song and then yeah, yeah, yeah, do the song. Yeah, um, did you want to make it a Pupu week specific in any way or will that throw you because I know you know the word to poo in there?

I think do the original can we cut the music? Can we cut the music and are we able to put this into the opening so people have heard this? Yeah Yeah, I think just layer it over the top. It depends if you want to. So yeah, maybe it has the normal intro tons of, hey, this way you can do it. I mean, I need to do it at the right speed. No, we'll just cut out the music when you start talking.

Like, when you start, it'll just be really... We'll figure it out. We'll take care of it. I won't. I'm going to forget this happened. I'm just going to trust that the power of the B will take care of this. Well, in that window it is going to do this.

I'm happy did not do any of what we've just proposed as well. I don't really. I don't mind what happens as long as I just get to sing it. Right. Go for it. You're listening to the anti-donor podcast. The greatest fucking podcast in the world with Broden Mark and Zach and sometimes some guests.

I hope you enjoy the mother fucking podcast. That was good. And that was pretty well timed. I didn't really sing it, but. No, you didn't sing it. I just kinda can't have that hang out. I thought you would, I thought you would sing it. I'm not the best singer. I think Spoken word.

I originally heard O'Connor's that you are. That from O'Connor. I don't know where. Sam Lingham. You heard you sing? He said you sang in a video once and he was surprised by the quality of your song. I sang in a Pokemon video one time.

I don't know, maybe I'm making that up. Maybe I completely made that up. I changed the Pokemon songs, so it was no longer catchable. It was catch a reasonable amount. That's good. You got a unique... We did a Pokemon thing as well. As was...

I got a fucka mole. A little bit of... Do I sense a little bit of beef going on? No, maybe some lamb. I can't put it in the week. Why not? A month before, this won't happen, but a month before Poo Poo Week, do a post on our socials, Koi. It's way, way, way, make sure to get your transgressions against relatively sized people there. Before Poo Poo Week.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And we'll release a little PDF document where you can track the size of a person and the size of the transgression. And just like a little journal keeping. Can you do that? That's approaching a half day of work for me. I'm happy to. I'm happy to go together or to say I'll do it and then freak out at the last moment because I haven't had time to do it and then get one of our employees to do it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, everyone works for me. Do I get my poo poo wish now? My poo poo wish? Oh, you're eight minutes a poo poo. Well, let, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, one more week for me. Do I get my poo poo wish now? My poo poo wish? Uh, you're eight minutes a poo poo. Well, let's just not make any discussion about whether or not we should do it. Starting now.

I don't wanna. Yep. The I'd rate really rather not, yeah, I don't wanna either. Why? Why do you want to do it? I wanna heaps of reasons. I've always wanted to. I've always wanted to.

You've always wanted to. Yep. To, I want to resolve, I want to see it out. I want to see what out, saying poop-o-for-eight minutes. Dan, that desire to do it. I want to challenge myself. I want to dream, I want to fly. How do saying poo poo for eight minutes make you fly?

How, how, maybe it will. One minute discussion lift. Thanks mate. Thank you so much. The risk of... The right brothers. Can we get a 30 second one as well for that? And it's okay. The right brothers. Can we get a 30 second one as well for the right the right brothers took flight and they didn't know I think and when we've got 15 seconds left as well

please James. The right brothers didn't know that they would fly but they took the risk. If I said to you they had evidence kind of pointing towards flight though and I did too. There was a lot of a lot of big, there was a lot of big, there was a lot of people that I was going to take today. 30 seconds. There was a lot of things. A lot of big, great as well. There's experiments before that. Yeah, there's nothing supporting the number. You've got to start somewhere.

I see, you're talking slow on purpose now. I don't appreciate that. You guys can go. I'm going to do it. 15. Do you guys want to go? I'm not going to go. I think I'll stay here and watch.

Oh, five seconds. But I won't be par. Thank you. Five, four, three. I didn't say four. Two, one. P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P- watch 10 minute YouTube video and it's got like pretty speciating life time. Yeah, and I imagine this is going to fall into the ladder of those experiences at some time. Sometimes you have a joke that you commit to and you're like,

this will be funny, but then you get into it and you're like, okay, no longer funny. Yeah. I don't know if I can really commit to the full extent of this. I'm just going to give up a little bit embarrassing. Yeah bit embarrassing. But everyone here sees that it hasn't really worked. Yeah, I have a friend that I won't mention who, but they were doing a show on. I think in Edinburgh. Firstly, you sing this. Secondly, I've got this message to Anna. Now worries we're going a little over to because Braydon wants to say poop, poop, poop, poop, poop. You want to repeat, right? I come down, meet you in the foyer.

I appreciate the clarity there, I'm sure. Is that okay? Is that okay? Is that okay? Yes, that's okay. And so a friend was doing a show, I want to say who it was, and I'm really feeling the crowd. I was like, big ensemble show. And they thought all the crowd was like a big ensemble show and they thought it would be a new piece.

They were like, it would be really fun. Here's my pants. On stage. That's such a funny joke. You want to cough, you wrote. And so they went for it. Maybe it's in the pants on stage. And then the stink of the piece started to a wafting coffee.

Did you want bread? Small? A small black? A small black? A short black. I don't know why I said small black. And the piss, the smell of the piss started to go through the theatre and everyone realised pretty quickly that he'd actually pissed his pants and they would disgust it.

And then he started going, oh it was fake, I faked it, he did fake it. So you know I'm believed it. Funny idea. Funny, a very funny idea. Yeah, let's joke about that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's joke about it. But then when it comes to it, let's think about the execution and whether or not we're

actually pissing your pants. So like for example in that situation I would have gone let's fake the piss hmm I can this situation where I would have gone let's do up in it and then loop it yeah yeah or something like that that bradon could end now and no one would really know no would no or care so the only of bradon bradon No would no or can't. So the only, a brood, a brood, a brood is pointing at himself. So the only really reason he's gonna do it is for him. I would say for spite as well. Yeah. That's for him as well.

Yeah, that is for him as well. What was a brood and just did a little soldiers salute there. I know, was just wondering what that was that at James. For you three, you've got three, right? So James is letting Broden know. And you know what? I will say three minutes. It's gone by pretty quickly. It has. He's showing signs of lack of stamina. They're saying to slow, oh no. They're saying to miss poo. Yeah, well, you say that as put him in the over-dryer muck or Jordan, yeah, don't tell him you can't. And he won't be able to keep this stamina

in her up for another four minutes. Right now. Oh, now he's just shifting into a different gear. Well, we are approaching the halfway mark in that. P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P four and a half minutes, off-lim, would you care and joining me for about 30 seconds? I do a 30 seconds. Yeah, because like it seems fine. I've got to admit. Yeah. And the four minutes is flown by.

And then let's join for the last 30 as well, just to bring it on. Okay, I love that. I think that's really not. Yeah. We've really actually done a good of a turnaround of the adges. Yeah, like, whoa, let's say,

the sit here and sit on the idea and get mad about it. Or, you know, when something's good, here we go. I'm not meant for me, how about you? I actually felt like my best poopies, but don't let's see. Yeah, that was done earlier. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel like I'm a little bit... On your way, you pulled those, but I feel my best ones now. Really? Yeah. For interesting. I had quite the opposite of poop.

Yeah, I know. Well, I saw you struggling. I was. Yeah, did I show it in my face? I tried not to. I because I know you. I saw. You know, you really... I don't think the listeners will, so that's stress. Yeah, I think the listeners will. Well, you pointed it down now. Or I would, yeah, but, you know,

I have a time, I didn't know. Yeah, and now they're with us. Yeah, I'd like to create an amendment to our original plan. P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P last 15 seconds. I think we needed a last 30. Okay, that's 30. I will do that if Zach agrees to do it. Zach, just catching you up. Yes, yes, I was going to be joining from 430 to 5 for the poo poo. We were thinking of just before he's saying, I hope you're not going to ask me to be a part of it. Well, like, before I talk about anything like that, I want to see what we have agreed on. We're going to join from 7.30 to 8.

If you just keep it there, it's a close of that. Thank you. We feel like now that you're back, it wouldn't quite be right. The whole room wasn't doing it for the last 30 seconds. And I'm pretty sure with that, I'm going to be pretty sure that. One, and you've got two minutes. You've got one minute. One, my first big issue with it is,

I never got to the bottom of the deep poo. P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P That wasn't a deliberate thing. So you're worried about your own self. It's happening. Yeah, yeah. Number two, I don't want to. Okay, well number one, we could probably suboq with some kind of brain. We can get you on the next level, isn't it? Yeah. After afterwards.

After we can sort that out afterwards. I would rather get the poo pooing in. Seven minutes. And I'll be doing the deep poo. That's fine. You know what, at this point, we'd rather be in the D-Poot than not at the P-Poot. Yes, I might not do it. We're not 20 seconds too.

It might not happen. Yeah, it's not a real role to die. But in 15 seconds, we will agree that we're all going to join in for the R-R-S of the second U-D-Z super-can-it-to-Poot. And I'm going to really decide at the last minute. It really is just gonna come down to you for five seconds I can't say PIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIP Wow! Welcome. Thank you for joining us. How are you? You've been listening to the Antidona podcast. Thanks for joining us for another rip-amp episode brought to you by AntidonaClub.com. See you next week! Music

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