Aunty Donna Podcast - Purple Pepple Eater

Episode Date: August 25, 2026

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If you enjoy this podcast for some reason, why not come and support us on the Auntie Donna Club powered by Patreon helps us make this show. Enjoy this thing you're about to listen to. This is a Grouse House podcast. Welcome to the world of purple pebble pep. Purple pebble is a wonderful, magical man whose skin is purple and hair is purple and he's a pebble purple. Many people have seen Purple Pep And they know that he's a kind and jolly fellow But what is it like in his world?

The world of Pepple Pepp. Let's zoom in now As we see Purple Pepple Pebble Man As he goes about his day. I've been hurt. I've been hurt And Hurp Pebble

Herp purple people Herb purple people And I'm crying And lying But I'm hurt people people I'm her purple people I'm her purple I'm a purple person

And I've been herped I've been and when herps Purple people have been Hurt They hurt people Purple Purple Purple Purple Purple Purple Purple Purple Pebble pebble pebble pebble pebble Pebble pebble pebble pebble pebble pebble pebble pebble pebble pebble pebble pebble pebble pebble pebble pebble pebble pebble pebble pebble pebble pebble pebble pebble pebble pebble pebble pebble pebble, Purple purple purple purple purple purple purple are a kind people and this is just a regular day

in the life of purple pep purple purple purple purple purple purple purple is just going about his day. everything was normal until he heard a knock on the door. Knock, knock, knock. It's all right, my, my, um... Door is made of soft felt. Hello, would you like a pebble-pubble? What's a... Purple pebbles for your pebble. I'm a herple... I'm a herple-purple purple purple.

Purple peoples are only a popple. What's a purple-pe-pe-people? I'm a herper... I'm a herper-purper person. Well, a purple pebble to you, purple. Would you like to buy a pebble-pop-a? Well, a purple-purple. Herple-P-P-U. What's the price of the purple?

What's the price of the purple? The purple, yeah, there's a price. There must be a price for the purple-po. For the stone. Is it purple-pone? Stones? What's the purple? Purple pebbles.

Purple pepals. Purple pebble pebble. Well. Pebble pebble. What's the purse? Do you have a purpl? Let me get my purse for the purple pebble. Well, a purple-pebble will cost you a pupple.

I'm a... Have you been a herper-purple? What? Are you a herper person? Have you been her-purple? Have you been a herper-purple? Herp-purple people, her-purple. Do you know that saying? Yes. Well, herper people, purple people.

And that's what I hurple-purple as Mr. Purple. That's my name. Your Herple-Purple? Your herbal, Mr. Purple? Have you hurt-purple, Mr. Purple? I'm Mr. Herple-Purple to you, Purple. Well, good day to you, too. Um, why don't you come in? I have a purport, uh, I have it, uh, here I have a purple,

here I have a turtle purple, a purple turtle. I've got her, ah, here I've got a, purple purple, uh, I've got a hurpled, uh, with a parcel, uh, with a parcel, with a parcel, with a parcel, with your stones. And with that, purple pat, purple, and with that, the purple, sorry, And with that, the purple... The purple... The purple people... The purple peeple... The purple...

The purple... The purple... The purple... And with that... No. Sorry. Purple purple person. And with that, the purple person.

Welcomeed him the first guest in a very long time. In that moment, he thought he was doing a generosity. Little did he know that his life was about to change forever. In the most... In the most preple-pe-p-p-p-p-p-pill-poly, purpl-pably, a vegetable. I'm having a purple-pool and a party. I'm having a party, a purple, a purple, a purple, pool, pool, pool.

I'm having a pool-pool, a pool-p-party outside, in the back yard. A heaple-pool party. A heaple purple, a purple. I'm having a purple I'm having a purple purple Puple party because it's summer What's the smooth jazz?

And I've got And what I haven't Purple paired Purple paired I have a purple pear Perseurte Purpresent Presert dessert dessert dessert dessert

For dessert we're a purple Peer Purple Pepeper purple people Purple pear A purple pear pot A purple pear pie A purple partridge in a purple pie. A purple pear pie. A purple pear pie.

A purple pear pie. A purple pear pie. I'm so sorry. How was a purple pear pear? Purple pear pie for dessert at the purple, purple, purple party. With the purple, with the turtle, with the purse with the stones. Tom, line up some spooky music soon. Well, this is sick, but.

This is great. Yeah, but we'll come back to this. But I'm a purple person, people, please, are, people, people, people, people, people, people. And what, yes. Yeah. Have you ever heard purple people person? You already asked me that. Well, but you didn't answer.

Please, purple, please, purple, please. Can you please answer the purple, purple, people, uh, question. Please answer the question. a purple purple person. And as he answered that question, purple, purple person... Purple purple person realized in that moment

that maybe life was going to be okay. Meanwhile, in a dark, dank, in a dark, dang, dry, in a dark dank dry, dry, a dark dank, a dark, a dam that is darker, so a dark, Dry, dank, dank, dank, drank, drank, drank, drank, drank, drank, drank, drank, drank, drank, drank, drank, drank, drank, in a dark, dry dam.

In the dreariest drawer of the dreary, there was a little rat that never saw purple for everything was dreary and, dreary and dry and gray. and that little rat had something to say why gruffles and dribbles drumbles and drool drillity drillotting drenty drool I give you a purple a purple person

Are you a hurple purple uh person What Mr rat Mr rat? Mr rat? Yes Dr rat Dr rat Dr Drat Drat you can call

Dractor Dractor Dractal rat Drash Drac, Drat, Drat, Drat the rat, Drac, the rats from Ariraj. Dr. Drat, Drat, Drat who watched Sirat. Drat, Drat Drac, Drat, Drat, Drat Drat Drat, Drat, Drat Drat Drat, Drat, Drat Drat, Drac, Drat who watched Ararat. Doeck is a physicist, du back, du back, bat, bat, meanwhile, back. Doc get put, oh, no, Drat, Drat, Drat, from Ararat. from Ararat

Sarat Yeah Watch Sarat Watch Sarat You have You go Oh I was just asking

I just felt some coffee Oh So I'm in the The dreary I'm in the drury The drury The dram I'm in the dram

I'm in the drawer dam I'm in the deep dark And dampen And I'm asking the Dact If Is you purple Have you purple purple

Have you purple purple Purple? Have you heard... Because do you know that her purple people... I have not, no. Curred purple. I don't. Well, it's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy.

That's right. Drat the rat didn't care for purple or people... Drat the rat... Drat the rat... Drat the rat... Drat the rat... Drat the Drat. Drat. Drat. Drat. Drat. Drat. Drat. The doctor rat. Rat. Drat. Drat. only was dry and dreary and didn't care for purple pebbles purple pebbles no purple pebbles

purple pebbles purple purple purple purple purple person is sorry sorry sorry you're right drat rat drat rat dr sorry we'll go to an hour break when we come back I will explain the drat and the purple purple and we'll get to berber welcome back so so in the dry dreary draw

in the dry drawer dreary, everything is grey. Drat. In the dram. What, in the dreary dry, dam, dam. A dram of a dam. The dram of a dam. Dry dam.

Dram. Dram. So this is a dry dam. Dereary and dry and dam. And in the drawer of that, in the office in that dam and the drawer. Dramble. Is Drat. I think it's Dramble.

Drat. Drat. Drat. Drat, Dr. Drat, Dr. Drat. Drat. Drat.

Drat. Dr. Dr. Dr. Ratt, Dr. Like it, Gray. liked it dry, didn't care for purple pebbles or any of that stuff. No, he didn't.

But his wife, she wanted to go to the purple pebble part. The purple pebble people. Sorry, his wife wanted to go to purple purple person's people party. Purple pebble purple pebble party because she'd heard about the purple pear pie. What's all this with a purple bear pie? So-Shana Sheila So-San-San-Sheran and Shearin So-Shanan and Sheila

From Ed Sheeran-Sheron Sin-Sierin Sin-Sierin Sin-Sherin with a chinchilla Chinchilla Chinchillan Chishana Sheila Who loves Ed Sheeran with a chinchilla

Hey what's the way are you at my purple Why am I my purple Why am I my purple? Why am I my my purple party? Purple purple What's going on? What is this? Two rats in my My rat attack?

Is this a rat attack from the purple for the party? You're at my, you're at my kerpool, purple, purple, purple, purple, purple. Okay, sorry, let me set that up. Purple purple, purple, the pool, the pool, the pool. Because if we're at the, if we're at the party, it's the purple purple, purple. I need to set that up. Well, have we set up the purple purple purple. Well, I know that it was coming up, but I didn't know we'd start it.

I'm sorry, I went ahead. No, no, I'll set that up now. So I just need to get clarity on the name. What's the name of it? Purple. Purple purple. Of which one? You're making the

Perp, per, you're making the Bear Purple, The Purple Pear Party. The Pepe perp. Purple Peer Party Party party pie, the party pie, purple, purple pear pear purple. The purple pear pear pear purple, purple perp. The purple perpoo per. For the poopy pie. What's the name of the party, the pie is what?

The purple, the purple, the purple. The pool. Yeah, the purpool, the pool, the pool, the poopal, the purple purple purse. And there's pebble. Yes. So it's a purple, purple, purple, there's a purple pebble. There's a, no, you got to listen. You've got to listen.

Yeah, I don't keep repeating this. Yeah. There's a herbal, there's a, there's a, there's a, there's a, there's a, there's a, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the purple, the purple, uh, the purple, uh, the purple, uh, for the purple, uh, for the purple, uh, for the purple, for the purple, for the purple, for the purple, for the purple, for the purple. for the purple purple people, uh, party. Yeah. Um, is happening now. Okay. Go.

And night fell. And everyone in town knew it was time for the, everyone in town knew that it was time for the purple pep, the purple pebble, the purple people. The purple, the purple, the purple, purple, purple, purple, purple, purple, purple, purple, her, people pool party for purple pebble the purple pebble the purple pebble pool party people for purple for purple people hurt pebble the host purple purple purple person had just prepared a purple pear pie purple people pebbles were everywhere with their pebbles

and their put that they'd spent pooples on they'd spent their pupils bought their pebble purple pebbles The Dr. Drat, Drat, Drat, Drat, the Drat. Drat Drat Drat, Dr. Rat, Drat, Dr. Rat, Drat, Dr. Rat, who just watched the rat. From Ararat. From Ararat, Rat, Rat, Rat, from Ararat Rat, Raerat, from Ararat, Drat,

from Ararat, just watched Sirat, and he's outside with his wife. Sqleel and Sheelan. Shishana Shilah. Soshana Shilah. Squeal and Shirean Shishol is squealing Scheelein. Squyelan for Shearin. Squyelin for Shearin.

Shoshana, Sheila, squealing for shirin with a chinchilla. Yes. The purple people, the purple pebble, the purple people didn't, couldn't comprehend that there could possibly be. He's a dry, damn, draught. Well, they dry, draught. He lives in a drawer in the office of the dry, where it's damp. The dam was dry. The dample.

Little did the purple people know. Those that love the purple pebbles so much that there were hurt people and a rat. that didn't like purple. Well, they were about to find out. What's all this then? With the purple purple and the people peep, with the people, with the people,

what's always with the people Peter people and the purple? And the, um, is this a purple, a purple, pool, party with a pair of purple pie? As the purple, as the purple people partied,

By the pool, the sounds of purple-pebble joy about it. Quiet you. Quiet you. Oh, I haven't said it. We need... That's a party for the herbal, purple-purple people, people. Purple purple. Purple, purple.

Purple, the purple, purple people. This is a party for the purple purple. Purple, hurt-purple. Listen to him. Hurt people, hurt people, purple people. Purple-purple people at the pool party. This is for the hurt people, Her people and pebble people

The pool party It's purple purple purple purple purple purple people What Purple purple purple people They spend pooples on pebbles Purple pebbles No they're at the purple party for purple people That's the party for the hurt people

Her people Purple people Just say it right Just say it right Just get it right Then we'll move on Go again Who are you referring to the party or the people?

or the party. People at the party. People at the party. So it's the hurt people, purple, purple people people. With the purple pebbles, they've spent purple, purple, purple pooples on. Purple purple purple. At the pool party for purple, purple, purple, purple, hurt people, people people. I can't.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's, you know. It's in the ballpark. It's in the ballpark. Quiet. It doesn't have to be perfect. So long as the minute. Yeah, it doesn't.

It doesn't. We're not asking for just clarity. Quiet. You show. Ghaner, you're squealing, shelling with the chinchilla. This is a party for the herb people. Her, people, people. You had it.

This is a party for the hurt people, purple, people. Purple, purple. Purple, purple. Purple, purple. Pretty. People, pebble, pebble, pebble. There you go. Party. I thought it was a herb.

I thought it was purple, her. I thought he was for the purple, pebble, I thought it was a purple purple people party for purple for purple purple purple peoples. Am I wrong? With one little difference. What's that? There's purple, peach purple pie in there. Purple peer, purple pear pie. Purple pear pie.

Peach purple, peach. Purchle. Purple. Purple. Purchle. Pertral? Pertral? Hey, who's this? Who are these rats? Oh, drag the rat from our rats? This party for purple.

This party is for purple, purple. This party is for purple people. This party, get out of here. This party is for purple. It's a purple. Pupil party with pebbles. Purple, purple. people with their pair

uh, the purple, get the fuck out of my house for if you're gonna, these are purple people these are purple, these are her purple these are her, these are I can't. So, that's wrong. That's right.

So it seems. The purple people were not as, sorry, the purple purple people were not as personable as previously thought. Perceived. That's, sorry. The purple, sorry. So it seems the purple, purple people were not as personable as previously perceived. In fact, these purple, purple people who were hurt people hurt by people,

were in fact just as ready to hurt the rat, drat, who is a doctor rat. Drat, sorry, hurt a rat. Drat, in fact. Drat. Ratt. Drat. Ratt from Arrow Rat who just watched a rat. Dret. And his wife, Shoshana, all. always screaming for sheerling sheeran shoshana sheila skeeeling she shishan shearin schichella sheeran schoen squealing schichin schichela don't forget shinchela

shinchilla shinchilla that'll cut we can cut that up shinschill so now as they return to their dry dreary dreary dry dry dry as they return to their, so now as they return to their dam, the dry, deary, dreary, dreary, dreary, damn, they hatch a plan because in his bag was the purple, was the purple pear pie. He stole it. People, oh, I got it. Hey, I've got a plan to get rid of them, right? What? I've got a plan to get rid of them, right? Look, I've got a sack fat. I got a sack fat. I got a fat, I got a sack. I got a fat, I got a sack, fat, I got a cat, I got a cat, fat, I got a cat sack of, I got a cat, sack of fat. I got a fat, I got a sack of fat, fat, fat sack of fat, fat sack of fat, fat sack of fat.

Fat sack. I got a cat sack of fat, fat sack of fat. You say fat. I got a fat sack of fat, fat sack of fat. I've got a fat sack of fat cat. More than one cat. I got cat. Fat's like a cat facts.

One set. Fat, I got two sacks of... No, one fat sack. I got one fat... Fat like a facking cat cats. I got a fat cat. A fucking fat sack. I got a sack.

One fat sack. How many sack? A fucking fat sack. One fat sack. One fucking fat sack. One fucking fat sack. I got a cat. I got a fucking cat. I got a fucking cat. Four fat cats. I got a fat cat. I got four cat fats in a sack.

You got four fat cats in a one fucking fat sack? I got a fucking sack of fat fucking cats in a sack. Four fat cats. four fat cats and I'm gonna fuck the... No, I'm gonna fuck the sack. Oh God.

I'm gonna suck the sack of the fat from the cat. Ah, I'm gonna fucking sack the fat. I'm gonna suck the fat of the cat from the sack. Start again. Start again. I'm gonna...

I've got a sat facer full of cat and I'm gonna suck the fat from the fat cat out the sack. And that's gonna get those dang rats. Where's the pear pie? A purple cur. The curdle.

the curdling purple pie, purple pear. Where's the pear pie? Purple pear pie is in a purse. No, it's gone. Where's the pie? I'm sorry. In that moment.

He thought it was in the purse. In that moment. You put it in the purple purse. Sorry. Yeah, no. It's gone. In that moment, the purple purple person,

the most pert. Who spent... The pertinent. The permanent. The pertinent purple purple person. Permanent resident. Who had spent the most pebbles on a purple pebble. Sat.

Set. Set. Set. Why is it so hard? Set the fat sack of fat, four fat fat fat. The fat... Set the fucking fat sack of fat cats. A fucking fat cat.

Cats down. Look to where the purple pear pie should be and saw... Dratter rat from a rat. Dara. No, he's back at the dreary... Saw nothing at all. And that's when they decided to head

to the only place that rats could be. The only place with no purple. The purple, the purple, they'd have to, they, the purple path, they'd have to go off the purple path to the dry, dreary dam. And perhaps some of their purple, purple, say, maybe they'd have to move the party and learn a few lessons. Welcome to, uh, wet wonder, well, welcome to wonderful, uh, wonderful, wet, wet, wet,

Welcome to the wonderful world of wet willies wonder world. The world of wonderful, I'm at the, I'm the wet keep. I'm the wet, the wet wife, the wet woman, the wet woman's wife, wet willie, who's wonderful wet, wet, wet, wet, wet, wet, wet, wonderful, wet woman, is here. Purple purple. What? Purple purple. Don't.

Her purple. Her purple purple. Her purple. Her purple. Her purple. Right? But I'm the wet, I'm the wet, wonderful, what, the wet woman, the wet woman wife.

The wet one. The wet one. Where's your purple purple? It's my wet woman world. Wet woolen wonder woman. It's women. How much purple for purple? Where a purple here?

Cost about a turp, a turp, a turpull of a purple. A purple. A purple of a purple of a purple. A purple purple. A purple, a purple. The purple. And it's going to cost a lot more. It's going to cause a lot more than that. How much? Four.

Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four per. four. You can say fourpool. Four. Four. Purple. Four purple. Fourpool Purple purple Putt. That's right. To buy

the purple pebbles needed To find the dry dry, dreary dam The purple purple person Had to talk The wet woman To the wet one The wife

The woman The woman wife of the wet The wife The wife of the woman Wet one Who would Who would Woolen, Wet, Wolland, Wunder,

Willie's, Wally's wet, Wonderwolling, uh, the woman, Willie's wet, wonder, the woman, the woman, the woman, the woman, the woman from the wet willies wonder, a woolen wonder, charging a four-pool, purple, purple.

Well, she's charging four-paw-paw-pil, which is four-pe-pur-pe-pe-pe-pe-le. It's one coin, but it's four-purple. Pupple? Four-pur-pur-pupils is, a four-purple. So what's she charging? She's charging a four-pole. Chorging. Chorging.

So, George. Let's make Chorge now. Georgie. Hello, it's Chorgy-Georgie with the Morgie Gorgie. I've been Lorgie-Gorging for Norgie-Torgy-T-E. And that's Georgie. Not really relevant to the plots. And here we are at Wet.

Wet, Wog. Wet, the wet-wool-Wol. The wet-willy's wet walk. Yes, it's a wet walk. It's the wet walk. It's like a beat. It's like a beach sheet On the street

It's like a beat A street on the beach It's a street Straight from the beach Yeah beach A beach beach beach beach It's the streets The beach is near the streets

Yeah it's the beaten Street From the beach Where the wet Where the woolen world Yeah A beaten beach street The beach street

A beaten beat street The beats street The beach street The beat The beach The beach beach beach beach The big beach The big

Beaten Beach Beach Street. The better big beach stretch. It's the beach stretch. Yeah, a beat on a beach street. The beach streets. Beach Beach Street. Yes. A beaten, a beaten, beach street.

Yes. Of the beaten beach street. It's a beaten beach street. Yes. Wet. Well, the wet, the wet one, the woman wet one, the wife who, the wet wife of the wet wife of the woman wet one who runs wet willies with the wear. But that now we come to the end of our.

story. Rat. Then the fat cat the sack. Well, the fat sack. Fucking fat cat. The fucking sack. So. Suck the fat.

No, no. The fat sack. Drat. Drat. Drat. Drat Dr. Drat Drat the doctor rat. Drat the doctor rat.

Drat the doctor rat. He's a tail as old as time. Rat tail. Drat the Drat from Ararat with the, who just watched Sirat. His wife. Shoshana Shila, the squealing shiren. Let me say it.

Shoshana Shirean Shire and Squireen Shirean. Shoshana Sheer and... I don't, I don't. Shoshana and... Shoshana Shilah, the squealing Shirean. Shishana for Shearer, the Shinnila, Shinjilla. Shindilla. Arrived at the wet willie's...

Woolen wet walk. They had asked... The woman wife of the wet wife of the woman wet one for help. They didn't want to war. So that is when purple, pebble, purple, purple, purple, realize that people can be hurt by purple, purple, purple people too. They put the fat sack. suck the cat

They suck They suck They stopped sucking the fat From the two fat From the one Fat cat Sack of four fat A four fucking fat

Cat Put it back in the trunk of their car And said The very kind words That would make it all okay It's a tale as oldest time We'd say those words though Hurt kerple

Hurt kerple Hurt kerple Purple, purple, purple, purple, purple, purple, purple, purple, purple, purple pie in four. They would slice it very thin and share it. Not charge peopal A puppance Not charge a puppance or a pupple Or a forple No

For free Or maybe a purple pebble A herple Pebble All could have a slice The bone pebble purple Everyone enjoyed a slice The purple

Purple Purple Per person Purple The purple The The The

The The The person selling purple pebbles for a pupil to the purple person. Yes. Drat. Rat. Rat, rat. Drat, Drat, Drat, Drat. Drat.

Ararat, Sarat. He just watched Sharat. His wife. Sheeran. Shishilan. Shishana Sheeranah. Shishana Sheer and, Fred. Shirin Shinshila.

Shinshillan. Shinshillan. Shiream. Wet, the wet one, the woman wet one herself and her wife. The wet wife of woman wet one. Willie, wet Willie Woolen. And of course, George all enjoyed a slice of... Pear pie.

Purple pear pie. It's a tailor's oldest time. And realized in this moment that even that even though a purple person hurt people, hurt, hurt people, hurt everyone can enjoy a piece of purple pear pie if they're good. You've been listening to the Auntie Donna podcast. Thanks for joining us for another Ripper episode brought to you by Auntie Donna Club.com. See you next week. Welcome to the future.