Aunty Donna Podcast - Recorded In Seattle

Episode Date: June 14, 2017

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Starting point is 00:00:00 A list-noth production. You want to remain, you would be, could write a bad romance. Oh, I want you to be, Rada, Rada, Radarada, want your Radar When you go to Radar, you become a better actor Royal Academy of Dramatic Art in London, where you study drama I wanna learn how to approach classical texts And also how to audition for the screen Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. That court-dition for Nida. I did.
Starting point is 00:01:29 That's very true. True story. Gaga. La la la. Gaga. Gaga. Gaga. How long we can do this?
Starting point is 00:01:39 I love Rada. I read an article a couple of months ago about how it's mostly upper-class people going to write a name Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa And now they're all a bit too posh when you think about it Apparently Taylor Swift's new boyfriend is one of them and he still lives with his parents which is kind of like saying someone who lives in a fucking country because they would have a giant property so he because he would come from substantial wealth I want to love that I want you to see you in my knee Since you were making right bad romance Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, bit, yeah, yeah, that's all right. Apparently Taylor Swift released... Is that a rap bit?
Starting point is 00:02:48 No, you know the bit where she's like, oh. Just go with it for a sec. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa So Taylor Swift has released all her albums on Spotify on the same day that Katie Perry's new album came out. They wreck it and there's a big fuck you Along with the rap bit I did it what you did anyway, I want you love it babe I want you to see That's a That's called What's the big wish is like I want you want you I want you don't I want you down
Starting point is 00:03:40 That's not that's called a fever dream No, I'm just gonna look up the lyrics there In saying say Once I find the lyrics I'll be able to tell you I'm talking about Get your shit to get It's more of a spoken word bit Than a rap bit
Starting point is 00:04:02 Maybe it's not on the radio edit which I'm very familiar with Keep singing please I'm sorry I didn't sing that broke the form there That was a no no I want lady Gaga La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la Zaxx Nod us, Nod out, Rulala, Zaxx Nod is not very good. I thought Watchman was pretty good until a red is the comic book. Whoa! Whoa! Wait, I'm trying to leave Mr. Mines.
Starting point is 00:04:41 We're just going to listen through. We're just going to listen through. I hope we can listen through until The spoken word bit that I'm talking about all right That's a good level I'm the one who made it. I'm the one who made it. I'm the one who made it. I'm the one who made it. I'm the one who made it. I'm the one who made it. I'm the one who made it.
Starting point is 00:05:14 I'm the one who made it. I'm the one who made it. I'm the one who made it. I'm the one who made it. I'm the one who made it. I'm the one who made it. I'm the one who made it. Rararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararar Got the next one This is oh That's pretty spoken that's very spoken This is what happens when you're on to a for a prolonged period of time
Starting point is 00:06:04 Wasn't really a rap beat it was just a small pre-chorus Correct myself and say it was spoken word a minute ago You also said that it was a whole section of the song and That happened to get it We just have to get it. Raw, raw, raw, raw. Oh, don't pause it, keep playing. Raw, raw, raw, raw. Raw, raw, raw. We just had it now.
Starting point is 00:06:34 Thanks. And scene. Thanks for listening to the podcast this week. Please remember to subscribe, and we'll see you next Wednesday. There is so much everyone. So, shall we do, shall we do, which lady Gaga song shall we sing now? Maybe the one about jumping on someone's dick and riding in. Yeah, Disco Stick, Disco Stick.
Starting point is 00:06:58 I was thinking Joanne, something from the new album Joanne. I love her. Spliss it, Disco Stick is. Is that the name of the song? Yeah, I want to ride your disco stick. That's not the name of the song. Isn't it? Disco stick. Surely it's called disco stick.
Starting point is 00:07:11 I am typing disco stick into Spotify, and nothing is coming up. Maybe it's Dico stick. There is Ian Dico Dickinson. Yeah, that's it. I want to ride your Dico stick. You should wear more appropriate clothes because... That's how the opens were.
Starting point is 00:07:28 I can't believe he said that to Pauliney, who is... But she got the last laugh because she's in Bodyguard. Bodyguard. That's my favorite song from Bodyguard. Hey there, Rama Bodyguard. You're all right. I'll protect you from all the stalkers. Get out of here.
Starting point is 00:07:43 Go away on the bodyguard Ratatata I'm Whitney Houston and I need a bodyguard and walking around in my backyard And there might be things that could happen to me and I hope nobody shoots me in the knee I'm Jerry stiff. I've got a massive stiff stiff Vienna walk around with my massive stiff. Oh no, don't worry Whitney Houston. Jerry Stiff's here to kick you in the face but I got my gun. I'll shoot him in the time. I'm a bodyguard.
Starting point is 00:08:16 I'll never have a lot of... I never said I wanted to kick Whitney Houston. I just... Ah! Wow. There goes my hero. The winner song. The winner song for me. I just wow My hero Goodbye the winners. Oh, she must he goes the winners song for me in the bodyguard musical and you should everyone who's listening to this must go by tickets Media. Oh, yes, definitely a mask. We were invited to opening night in Sydney
Starting point is 00:08:37 They flew us up we did the red car purse and it was Session, you know, it is it is weird that they do break out into Fufaiders in the middle of the bodyguard song. But what do you think is the weirdest song? The weirdest song for me in that show that it's in there is purely, I feel like it's only because it sounds a bit similar to Bodyguard, but that song by Bodyjar, the late 90s Australian rock band, that was weird that day. That was super weird.
Starting point is 00:09:03 The other part that for me No, I got nothing you know what I would recommend those go see body guard You know what but go out for dinner before here make a money into take your best girl take your best boy Take your best friend take your boyfriend take your girlfriend Whatever is a few people Yeah, if you're in a polyamorous relationship Take a take your two boys take your two girls take take your boy Yeah, maybe maybe some of those people in the polyamorous relationship Gender non-specific so just take some people just take you can take seven people you can run them out Let them smash you one boy let them smash you one by one. Let them smash you one by one. Put on a nice shirt.
Starting point is 00:09:45 Put on a dress. Let them smash you. Make a nice shirt. And let them smash you with love. Make a night of it. That's good. Where are we guys? Where are we right now?
Starting point is 00:09:56 If I knew I would tell you, they put me in a plane and they send me to a city. No, wrong. We're in a place. It takes us into the best podcast we've ever done. And they say, do you a little place for this group of people? And I say,
Starting point is 00:10:11 give me some local references and they say, oh, Justin Bieber's from here. And then I step on stage. I yell at the people for an hour and I get off, and I'm joking, we see you at a land of toss salads and scrambled eggs. Sorry did I ruin something? Yes, yeah, no, but I'm having bad internet connection. Would you be able to get up this thing that I'm searching?
Starting point is 00:10:33 I mean, have we ruined it? Yeah, yeah, we've ruined it. I was gonna play the the the phrasier thing, but we can like we're in LA Hey, we didn't go to Bellarat Academy of Performing Arts for no reason. Yeah Recording So I can do the quiz that we're gonna do later What what no, what do you say? What guess where we are? What what's just happened? Are we in verbatim? I don't know what happened Tom Tom's
Starting point is 00:11:11 Tom's recording. No, no, no, you don't do that. He doesn't even doing my On my phone so I'm gonna put it in. It would be really funny if the whole thing is like people are listening and it's like us talking and it's just like, that's Tom. Can you play the theme song again and everyone has to guess where we are? Oh yeah. Have I said Seattle? Burbank. Are we in Burbank?
Starting point is 00:11:40 This is a theme song for Fraser. Fraser? Fraser? Brendan Fraser. Alright so we're going to play this one more time for you. I think I just saw Rodin's balls. I know he's very nandy so it's all good. We're going to wear a run.
Starting point is 00:11:59 Alright so we're going to play this one more time. You got to guess what city we're in. Okay who's this song one more time you got to guess what city we're in okay here's the song oh I love this song okay here's a clue it sounds like something you put on a horse where is this one sir hey what is the big thing is that the the is the big bag theory? Is there a theme song? Oh fuck man, I do not know that. That's by a really good band, too. It's a good band.
Starting point is 00:12:34 A band-a-good ladies. Yeah, it is band-a-good ladies. By a band, I think. I'm just saying. I did not play that? One more time, okay? But in all honesty, where is the big bang here? I'm trying to look it up.
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Starting point is 00:13:16 All these fucking things. That's really funny, as an broke girls all these fucking Dennings is really funny as an actor the cat Denning pass a dinner California big bang theory What an interesting choice of place. It's probably where a big university is where smart guns go I love I love show is too smart. I love that I love that notion of people sitting in like people in Burbank just like I'm where are we gonna set this sitcom you know what I mean like just that arbitrary choice of like Frazier he lived in Boston for a bit and they're like where is he gonna move filming in the same on the same like sound stage are they where are
Starting point is 00:14:04 we gonna put him? I'm sure there were legitimate reasons. Why did they choose Seattle, bro? And I feel like you'd know the answer to this. Because Kelsey Grammar, I don't know. Maybe there's a big talkback radio scene here, but maybe there's, there's just reasons that you would never understand and never could understand.
Starting point is 00:14:27 There was shit in cheese. There's shit in cheese that alludes to him having a family back in. Ah, right. See, and also it's probably just was down to that. Do you know, do you want to know where the writers were from? Two interesting facts that I have about Frazier, and I'm going to say these two interesting facts, because I think Brodyn's going to have like a good 20 to follow it up The friend loves Frazier But my two love Frazier my two interesting facts about Frazier is one
Starting point is 00:14:49 It was originally being developed as a stand-alone sitcom unrelated to cheers in which he would play a paraplegic And his maid was actually his carer and then he was convinced they were convinced to make it a cheers spin-off and make it the character of Frazier Crane. Number two, the view from his apartment is an impossible view. It's actually a view from a mountain or a hill. It was a photo that was taken on top of a hill and then they just used that image. So there is no building with that view. I think this room for Frazier podcast. I think it's right now. Did you know that Kevin Smith did a, has, uh, like, um, narrated or done, uh, what's a
Starting point is 00:15:29 called? What's a call when you put the, what's a called? You know when you're watching a thing and you put the thing on and the people talk. Television shows. No, you know, like, it's, uh, every commentary. Commentary. Have you heard of this? It's called Tol Salad and Scrammel Digs. He, he, it's true. He's's that he's not commentary for every single episode of freezer Kevin Spacey Kevin's me me Kevin spacey I'm not gonna say why you're so blown away. There's not fucking why So we're on another upper I can't do Kevin. Well, hello there. I'm doing him. Yeah, Kevin Spacey. Oh, okay
Starting point is 00:16:02 Here we are we're watching another episode. You made my Google speak go off. We're watching another episode of Fishtray. Oh Wow, he is getting into an argument with some people that's very interesting. I'm Kevin Spacey I'm currently doing a performance in London of a fellow I play Iago. Oh look Frazier is in his radio okay this is not going anywhere. That was good though it was good. Thank you. Thank you. Oh thank you. We crossed the border into the United States of America. America. America again from Canada. We went through customs much nicer going through a nice car as opposed to
Starting point is 00:16:49 Landing on a plane and probably taking my fucking shoes off. No, no, it was nice But you like taking your shoes off. What is with that by the way? What is with that? You're going? I want your shark. I don't like to take them off because I hate taking them off And then when they're off, I don't want to put them on I'll cover your shark. brought a he's in shoe Zack in shoes at Tom the new DJ I work in here. He's sure. Wait, you're not wearing shoe You that's my question for you guys, but my question for you man be for exactly So we're we were in Canada and now we're well versed in Canada. Tom, are you gonna give us a quiz because we know Canada.
Starting point is 00:17:30 Yes, I'm so excited. When we get a question right, you play the phrasia theme. And when we get a question wrong, can you play the two broke girls theme? Can I do it as a Canadian? I would like to do that. You can do whatever you want Oh, I oh no, okay, all right. I don't remember Canadian bill or something like that okay, I didn't bother I can spend Canadian Bob. Okay. I'm 22 I smoke a lot of weed my dad kicked me out of home
Starting point is 00:17:57 Cuz he caught me smoking we went oh 17. He's a mountain All right, here we go. You got that one right and I'm sorry I'm just I should know all the answers because I'm from Canada. All right Here we go, Tom. No, no, no He's got a skipping ad is the first one I've asked a lot of Tom and the way he looked at me when I requested these things was like I just wanted to record podcasts All right What is our what what is what is slash
Starting point is 00:18:31 What was it again, sir what is slash are I know this are English and French English and French French Spanish in you is or English In you in French. I'm gonna go English French and in you it because they're we're pretty impressive society English and French I'm gonna go English French and in you it It's in this is French put one in answering you need to be yeah, I'm one, but it's a what is our Yeah, no, I mean like as in as you know, I don't know he wants to add in you what you are gonna have just two I want to have not saying I'm not saying it is in you it I'm saying I hope it's in you it you know what I mean we're living in the age of Trudeau. I reckon go what what do you it's English and French?
Starting point is 00:19:12 what do you you canadian Bob you're a nice affable guy so you're gonna say I vote I voted for Trudeau I'm a pretty progressive guy and I definitely hope that we're including our first people so I'm gonna let's help side by side when you're in you yeah so you can't say it yeah all first people so I'm gonna let some side by so when you're Yeah, so you can't say it. Yeah, all right. Okay, so put through the two place just French English Yeah, that's then now please play the the song correlating Is that correct? Oh no We got a way to go. We may be pretty good at rest of society, but we got a way to go I know that because I love the arcade fire Yeah, is that so wait what is that got to do with the Canadian? That's I I like arcade fires where they burn nerds
Starting point is 00:19:52 Oh, you can smell their skin bubbles. Oh, no Besides being a beautiful sight to look at why is the Niagara Falls important? It provides provides drinking water to Canadians. Okay good. It is a tourist destination. It's a good place to watch my, watch my scrotum. Let me just see. I did drink from the Niagara Falls when they're not really still. I don't need to give the other two options. No, what are they? It is one of the greatest hydroelectric power sources of the world. Okay. It is a great flake. Hydro, hydro, hydro, the hydro one and
Starting point is 00:20:25 Prodams Can I pick multiple places to replace to dip my balls? No, you can only pick one. Well, it is a great tourist destination. No, no, it's definitely the hydro one It's never got a united front. It's got to be the hydro one. I got to go That's why it's a tourist destination. I went there with my mom was dipping balls and ends when we were in Canada Me I grew up in Canada. Oh, it's an hour out of Vancouver. Give it a Winnipeg. Oh, I did go there once. Yeah with I had a girlfriend at the time who was from Winnipeg. Hey, feel Canadian. Let us know what you think is that sex in All right, it's great, but I don't know you know
Starting point is 00:21:02 It's probably not the best accent in the world I understand pretty good though you're working on it pretty hard about an hour out of I was doing an ad Canadians During the meet and greets it was probably pretty rude all right, so Mark Sandsop The question was why is it super important? Yeah, well, it's you know, that's that's a bit of that is that not a little bit of that's an opinion-based question Yeah, no in my opinion tourism is more important than the power No, but no one's coming if there's no power you kind of tourism with that power I'm pretty sure no one's gonna come to see that I was in the dark Charles not Charles Darwin Who's the one that wrote all of her twist? Dickens I'm pretty sure he went there and there was no electricity then you don't know that me
Starting point is 00:21:51 Oh, I'm pretty sure No, he did go What is the capital of Canada? Oh? I should know that one sure Oh Jesus and I actually have to spell this one in the machines making me spell it. What are the options? There's no options. No, that's French Canada wouldn't be Quebec to Toronto Toronto And I actually have to spell this one in the machines making me spell it. What are the options? There's no options. No, that's French Canada.
Starting point is 00:22:07 It wouldn't be Quebec. To Toronto. Toronto. That's the Toronto. We got a United Front on Toronto. No, I want to go like one of those. I feel like it's going to be one of those. No, it's not.
Starting point is 00:22:17 No, it's it's it's I remember in the news. I was like, that's the capital. We eat it. You want was like that's the capital. We eat it I Is I also fall into Midwest quite a bit on this one as well Is it my dick? Oh no, I'm right in you are a business with talking about I think it's incorrect also why I think it's Ottawa. And now I just muted the J-Berke Hills thing. Oh, it's wrong.
Starting point is 00:22:46 Ottawa is the answer you don't have. I love Superkills now. Ottawa, my favorite part is the Beatles. I did not know that. The Beatles is cat-dining, not giving a fuck. Whenever it's not her lines, just watch her face. She is done. Is that the opinion of Zach or the opinion of Canadian Bo?
Starting point is 00:23:02 Canadian Bob and Zach have a lot of similar lines. Just watch her face. She is done Is that the opinion of Zach or the opinion of Canadian Bob? Canadian Bob and Zach have a lot of similar opinions. Canada and Australia both come well. Are you both? Are you both massive homophones or is that just? Oh no I don't know about Zach, but I Definitely not a homophobic. Well, Canadian Bob right now Zoclin, you hit that you backhanded that like Margaret cool All right the Canadian currency is the dollar the pound the Canadian dollar or the lira It's the Canadian dollar. No, no, I reckon dollar. Oh, you know, what is it?
Starting point is 00:23:37 It is a dollar. What is it? What is it? We have Australian dollars in Australia? This is yeah, are you day? The shit is questioning it? No, it's a Canadian, it's a Canadian dollar. It has to be the Canadian dollar. Yeah, see you day. To me, it is a dollar. There is no Canadian dollar.
Starting point is 00:23:55 Oh, I see that. Yours is an Australian dollar. I have the dollar, you have the Australian dollar. I'm telling you it's the Canadian dollar. I know that, I'm just saying in my opinion. I want to hear the trooper a gill some Yeah, it's you dog. I don't so much about Canada. I'm more about Canada. I'm Bob Mark are you for for no you didn't get out of I I got out of what in a roundabout way
Starting point is 00:24:17 I sure you let it slip that it was out of where and then I said I feel like I give him the point. I can't describe it. It is saying the right answer. False, false, false, false. Just play the song, just play the song. Just play the song. I don't want to hear the question. I just want to hear the question.
Starting point is 00:24:37 I just want to hear the question. No. Yes. Both the question. It is kind of the largest country. No, it's Russia. That's wrong. Is it Russia? Well, it doesn't give me the fucking trend.
Starting point is 00:24:52 This is my life for it. Well, it's not the largest after Russia, it says. Okay, hey guys, you want to see my impersonation of this quiz? Yeah. Hey, what's up, boys? I got a question. What's your opinion on? That's not opinion. What's your opinion now?, no. That's not opinion. That's where you're going.
Starting point is 00:25:07 No, that one's okay, but there's some candidates. It's Canada, one of the countries that are good. Do you like Canada? Yes, I like Canada. I can't do it, false question. Yes, it is a major tourist destination. Do you want to look at it before I read it? Yes, I've read it.
Starting point is 00:25:24 I've read it. I've read it. Canadaructure. Canada has 10 states, true or false? Oh, okay. False, false because the provinces. Oh, see? But I would now put a past this questionnaire to be stupid. Look, I'm having to go with false, but I'm going to say that it was true. See, I come from a province just outside of... I said they don't have states so the questions wrong if it says there's ten states they have provinces it's wrong they have provinces what was their answer so we got that one oh we got it right five for six me I'm not doing too good
Starting point is 00:25:57 that's because I'm a daddy kick me out when I was seven there we go right how many 10 provinces and three territories so I'm talking about you. What defines a territory? Has anyone across this? It is usually a degree more autonomous than a state. Oh, no, no, no, less autonomous than a state. So the Northern, so why is the Northern Territory in Australia a territory? It is run more by the government of the of Australia than it is by a self-governing state body Can I be a bug? Yeah, you know quite a lot of better straddle a lot about territories I'm a big fan of the Commonwealth right cool Where do you think is the major issue in the recent years with Pran in Melbourne and what's happened to the major chapel Street section?
Starting point is 00:26:40 Oh, okay, see I don't know what chapel street is. I don't know what a Chapel Street is. We have a we have a Chapel Street in I feel like Zach is slipping in and out of character. Yeah. Like a man and like an old person. Not with the accent. That is very kind. I think I am slipping out though. I'm hitting Midwest a lot. I'm sounding like I'm from far below a lot. We got three more questions. Okay, I can't wait for all of them to be shit. You're gonna pick a few options here.
Starting point is 00:27:11 What oceans are surrounding Canada? Pacific. The Pacific. The Atlantic. The Indian, the Arctic, or the Southern. Atlantic and Pacific. Atlantic and Pacific, that's the wrong. And what was the Southern?
Starting point is 00:27:24 The Indian? No, I'm asking. Wouldn't be Southern. What he just said. Well, wouldn't be Southern. Well, if he said Southern, I would say no, that doesn't make any sense. Okay. We are a famously put on people Marked we are a famously polite ring ring ring, but I will ring ring ring. It's getting me Donald Trump Can you just tell me what you think of? Can Canada Bill's answer? Wrong! Wrong! Okay, well ring ring ring. Hello Justin Trudeau. Oh, hey there. What do you think of Mark's answer?
Starting point is 00:27:55 I think it's a great answer because I'm a really nice guy and a progressive and hello. How are you? I think that old Trump's just got one more thing to say. Okay. Oh, no. Well, I bet that Trude would be better at a handshake I'd really like to have a shower. Okay, all right If we get through this questionnaire quicker, so just the Atlantic and the Pacific Well, there was three can you repeat the question? That is what I was asking You need to chill out probably is wrong. You need to chill out, all right? It's stupidest thing ever.
Starting point is 00:28:26 Well, that wasn't my answer. But, okay, you need to chill. Okay. Can you ask the question again? What oceans are surrounding Canada? The Atlantic, the Indian, the Pacific, the Arctic, or the Southern? Well, I got to go Southern. Put Arctic.
Starting point is 00:28:43 Put Arctic, Pacific, and Atlantic. Yeah. That would be me as well. Yes, that makes sense. I'll play the Corridor lady. Great. Great. Well, the ocean's there. I know my oceans. I'll get rid of the sea. Two more questions. Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no! Oh no, I didn't bomb this. Oh, we lost everything. Is it still recording? Oh, it's still recording. We just just plug it all in. I'm so sorry.
Starting point is 00:29:16 We can cut this bit out. Oh, this is good. Oh, Zach. Okay. I'm sorry, that's so bad. Canadian Bob here. I got to own up to something. Basically, before we were doing the podcast, then I got a little excited because we got the answer right. And I may have toppled over the whole podcast unit. That's what it's called. Yeah, and the podcast was, I was thinking about a boat,
Starting point is 00:29:36 so fuck, I was thinking about like maple syrup and stuff. I got a little excited and maybe I knocked it over. So that is why there was that little cut there. There was my fault. I'm not going to tell you. Canada's government is a constitutional monarchy, federal republic dictatorship or constitutional democracy. The way this country is run as a bloody dictatorship. Okay.
Starting point is 00:30:02 All right. There's a man, no. Well, like, there is a queen, so I got to come on. Yeah, it's got to be the mon man no like there is a queen so I got a commoner. Yeah, it's gonna be the monarchy Then what a wait we're a commonwealth We're part of the camera is also part of the problem. Where's we? We I'm seeing Canada Australia Australia has it with a commonwealth of Australia and we are a democratic republic. Are we? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'll show you what, when the right wing guy before Trudeau was in power.
Starting point is 00:30:45 It's got to be the monarchy. I don't care what we go for, but I'm going to get a constitution of the democracy. I'm going to go monarchy, and can I just say, when the right wing guy before Trudeau was in power, it bloody felt like a... Bloody. Yeah, okay. It felt a little bit like a dictatorship, okay, but it wasn't I'm gonna have to go monarchy as well
Starting point is 00:31:07 It because they've got the but the Canada doesn't have a queen. Yeah, yeah, we have the Queen You were wrong. We this is the wrong answer, but you got a few right Yeah, but we said yeah, we said monarchy So well then play the right song We said yeah, we said monarchy. So will they play the right No, Tom you're at a line Tom You decided to be a knight in Kant oh, no, oh that was good. Thank you, Canadian Bob.
Starting point is 00:31:47 That's okay. That's okay. I got a big, can I just say I got a big fluffy jacket and I smoke a lot of weed. And I got a big, I got a big fluffy dick. Oh do you? That's so cool. I think this is great.
Starting point is 00:32:01 Well this is what's a Canadian Bob. Yeah, what's your thoughts on Putin? Oh, I'm Putin. I think he's like a pretty weird guy. And I'm not really getting the right-handed. Right-handed chits and cuck. Oh, okay. I thought you said Putin.
Starting point is 00:32:14 Putin, yeah, I love it. It's a bit weird, a lot of tourists like it. I much prefer just McDonald's, you know? But we love Putin. I'm, come here. Stranginsa. The way is he on a Louisiana Jill on to last question. Oh, yeah, please I don't know what you're referring. I gotta say I'm a big fan of a lot of hashtags this way of what a Bring back Louisiana Jill. I don't remember what that reference is you in a head voice. Oh, you don't remember Louisiana Jill
Starting point is 00:32:41 She's so funny. What is it? There is a phone call we're getting in there, ring ring ring. Oh no! Yeah, there he is. It's me! What is it? I'm a Jill! Oh no. I think that was it. Wait, I asked the question. What I said, I like this character. Which of the great likes me, Canada?
Starting point is 00:32:59 Huron, Ontario, Superior, Euryon, Michigan. Michigan, Michigan, is that what they want, Michigan. Michigan is definitely the one. Michigan, Michigan, yeah. Michigan. Sam says Ontario. Oh no. Michigan, Sam's here. This happened six years.
Starting point is 00:33:14 This is, no, it's got nothing to do with me. This was a Zachimoo. Please tell, play the correlating song. So just the one. Oh, is there a few Michigan? I can put it in. Oh, this is like by far, I want to say some bad words that I would later ask you to Can I just hate this quiz?
Starting point is 00:33:29 I just don't care anymore I feel like because it's the last one it's gonna be all of them So I'm Oh great can we play this okay let's just play this out Play this song out ladies y'all you've been watching two broke girls the podcast if you liked it I'm so sorry that the show has been axed because there was a giant pilot come but listen listen, I've actually stick around for Chippy and Zach Canadian Bob. Thanks for coming. Okay, and I just gotta say hey, thank you to everyone
Starting point is 00:33:59 I come from about an L-Rout of Vancouver. I got to say you want some pancakes Keep playing the song. That's shut up. You want some pancakes? Keep playing the song. Keep playing the song. That's the idea. If you want some pancakes and some maple syrup, you know, you know how to cue the call. I'm just, I'm wrapping it up.
Starting point is 00:34:13 You can't tell me to shut up. I got a whole thing going on. You shut up. Oh. OK, so. Oh, it's not fighting. I was going to throw to you, Louisiana Jill. Oh, I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:34:23 It was going to be real good. All right, so you know who to call and Louisiana Jill. Thank you so much for coming out Oh no, shut up Shut up shut up Shut up Tom Shut up Shut up, shut up Tom. Hey Tom. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up Tom.
Starting point is 00:34:46 He's dumb. I'm sorry but shut up. What the hell? What the hell? What the hell? What the hell? What the hell? What the hell? What the hell? What the hell? What the hell? You've been listening to the Antidona podcast. Thanks for joining us for another rip episode brought to you by AntidonaClub.com.
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