Aunty Donna Podcast - Recorded In Seattle
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Oh, I want you to be, Rada, Rada, Radarada, want your Radar When you go to Radar, you become a better actor
Royal Academy of Dramatic Art in London, where you study drama
I wanna learn how to approach classical texts
And also how to audition for the screen
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
That court-dition for Nida.
I did.
That's very true.
True story.
Gaga.
La la la.
Gaga.
Gaga.
Gaga.
How long we can do this?
I love Rada.
I read an article a couple of months ago about how it's mostly upper-class people going to write a name
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
And now they're all a bit too posh when you think about it
Apparently Taylor Swift's new boyfriend is one of them and he still lives with his parents which is kind of like saying someone who lives in a fucking country because they would have a giant property
so he because he would come from substantial wealth
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Is that a rap bit?
No, you know the bit where she's like, oh.
Just go with it for a sec. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa So Taylor Swift has released all her albums on Spotify on the same day that
Katie Perry's new album came out. They wreck it and there's a big fuck you
Along with the rap bit
I did it what you did anyway, I want you love it babe I want you to see
That's a
That's called
What's the big wish is like I want you want you I want you don't I want you down
That's not that's called a fever dream
No, I'm just gonna look up the lyrics there
In saying say
Once I find the lyrics I'll be able to tell you
I'm talking about
Get your shit to get
It's more of a spoken word bit
Than a rap bit
Maybe it's not on the radio edit which I'm very familiar with
Keep singing please I'm sorry I didn't sing that broke the form there
That was a no no
I want lady Gaga
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Whoa!
Whoa!
Wait, I'm trying to leave Mr. Mines.
We're just going to listen through.
We're just going to listen through.
I hope we can listen through until
The spoken word bit that I'm talking about all right
That's a good level I'm the one who made it. I'm the one who made it. I'm the one who made it. I'm the one who made it.
I'm the one who made it.
I'm the one who made it.
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That's pretty spoken that's very spoken
This is what happens when you're on to a for a prolonged period of time
Wasn't really a rap beat it was just a small pre-chorus
Correct myself and say it was spoken word a minute ago
You also said that it was a whole section of the song and That happened to get it
We just have to get it. Raw, raw, raw, raw.
Oh, don't pause it, keep playing.
Raw, raw, raw, raw.
Raw, raw, raw.
We just had it now.
Thanks.
And scene.
Thanks for listening to the podcast this week.
Please remember to subscribe, and we'll see you next Wednesday.
There is so much everyone.
So, shall we do, shall we do, which lady Gaga song shall we sing now?
Maybe the one about jumping on someone's dick and riding in.
Yeah, Disco Stick, Disco Stick.
I was thinking Joanne, something from the new album Joanne.
I love her. Spliss it, Disco Stick is.
Is that the name of the song?
Yeah, I want to ride your disco stick.
That's not the name of the song.
Isn't it?
Disco stick.
Surely it's called disco stick.
I am typing disco stick into Spotify,
and nothing is coming up.
Maybe it's Dico stick.
There is Ian Dico Dickinson.
Yeah, that's it.
I want to ride your Dico stick.
You should wear more appropriate clothes because...
That's how the opens were.
I can't believe he said that to Pauliney, who is...
But she got the last laugh because she's in Bodyguard.
Bodyguard.
That's my favorite song from Bodyguard.
Hey there, Rama Bodyguard.
You're all right.
I'll protect you from all the stalkers.
Get out of here.
Go away on the bodyguard
Ratatata I'm Whitney Houston and I need a bodyguard and walking around in my backyard
And there might be things that could happen to me and I hope nobody shoots me in the knee
I'm Jerry stiff. I've got a massive stiff stiff Vienna walk around with my massive stiff.
Oh no, don't worry Whitney Houston.
Jerry Stiff's here to kick you in the face but I got my gun.
I'll shoot him in the time.
I'm a bodyguard.
I'll never have a lot of...
I never said I wanted to kick Whitney Houston.
I just...
Ah!
Wow.
There goes my hero. The winner song. The winner song for me. I just wow My hero
Goodbye the winners. Oh, she must he goes the winners song for me in the bodyguard musical and you should everyone who's listening to this must go by tickets
Media. Oh, yes, definitely a mask. We were invited to opening night in Sydney
They flew us up we did the red car purse and it was
Session, you know, it is it is weird that they do break out into Fufaiders in the middle of the bodyguard
song.
But what do you think is the weirdest song?
The weirdest song for me in that show that it's in there is purely, I feel like it's only
because it sounds a bit similar to Bodyguard, but that song by Bodyjar, the late 90s Australian
rock band, that was weird that day.
That was super weird.
The other part that for me
No, I got nothing you know what I would recommend those go see body guard
You know what but go out for dinner before here make a money into take your best girl take your best boy
Take your best friend take your boyfriend take your girlfriend Whatever is a few people Yeah, if you're in a polyamorous relationship
Take a take your two boys take your two girls take take your boy
Yeah, maybe maybe some of those people in the polyamorous relationship
Gender non-specific so just take some people just take you can take seven people you can run them out
Let them smash you one boy let them smash you one by one. Let them smash you one by one. Put on a nice shirt.
Put on a dress.
Let them smash you.
Make a nice shirt.
And let them smash you with love.
Make a night of it.
That's good.
Where are we guys?
Where are we right now?
If I knew I would tell you, they put me in a plane
and they send me to a city.
No, wrong.
We're in a place.
It takes us into the best podcast we've ever done.
And they say,
do you a little place for this group of people?
And I say,
give me some local references and they say,
oh, Justin Bieber's from here.
And then I step on stage.
I yell at the people for an hour
and I get off,
and I'm joking,
we see you at a land of toss salads and scrambled eggs. Sorry did I ruin something?
Yes, yeah, no, but I'm having bad internet connection. Would you be able to get up this thing that I'm searching?
I mean, have we ruined it? Yeah, yeah, we've ruined it. I was gonna play the the the phrasier thing, but we can like we're in LA
Hey, we didn't go to Bellarat Academy of Performing Arts for no reason. Yeah
Recording
So I can do the quiz that we're gonna do later
What what no, what do you say?
What guess where we are?
What what's just happened? Are we in verbatim?
I don't know what happened Tom Tom's
Tom's recording. No, no, no, you don't do that. He doesn't even doing my
On my phone so I'm gonna put it in. It would be really funny if the whole thing is like people are listening and it's like
us talking and it's just like, that's Tom.
Can you play the theme song again and everyone has to guess where we are?
Oh yeah.
Have I said Seattle?
Burbank.
Are we in Burbank?
This is a theme song for Fraser.
Fraser?
Fraser?
Brendan Fraser.
Alright so we're going to play this one more time for you.
I think I just saw Rodin's balls.
I know he's very nandy so it's all good.
We're going to wear a run.
Alright so we're going to play this one more time.
You got to guess what city we're in.
Okay who's this song one more time you got to guess what city we're in okay here's the song oh I love this song okay here's a clue it sounds like something you put on a horse
where is this one sir hey what is the big thing is that the the is the big bag theory?
Is there a theme song?
Oh fuck man, I do not know that.
That's by a really good band, too.
It's a good band.
A band-a-good ladies.
Yeah, it is band-a-good ladies.
By a band, I think.
I'm just saying.
I did not play that?
One more time, okay?
But in all honesty, where is the big bang here?
I'm trying to look it up.
I need my hand right. I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at- I'm at you? All right, I'm gonna pick up a lot before we do it.
What is this after the Seattle Friends?
This is two-broadkill things.
Oh, really?
Is that set in Seattle?
I don't know what that's for.
So, good tune.
Um, two-broadgales.
All these fucking things.
That's really funny, as an broke girls all these fucking Dennings is really funny as an actor the cat Denning pass a dinner California big bang theory
What an interesting choice of place. It's probably where a big university is where smart guns go
I love I love show is too smart. I love that
I love that notion of people sitting in like people in Burbank just like I'm
where are we gonna set this sitcom you know what I mean like just that arbitrary
choice of like Frazier he lived in Boston for a bit and they're like where is he
gonna move filming in the same on the same like sound stage are they where are
we gonna put him?
I'm sure there were legitimate reasons.
Why did they choose Seattle, bro?
And I feel like you'd know the answer to this.
Because Kelsey Grammar, I don't know.
Maybe there's a big talkback radio scene here,
but maybe there's, there's just reasons
that you would never understand and never could understand.
There was shit in cheese.
There's shit in cheese that alludes to him having a family back in.
Ah, right.
See, and also it's probably just was down to that.
Do you know, do you want to know where the writers were from?
Two interesting facts that I have about Frazier, and I'm going to say these two interesting facts,
because I think Brodyn's going to have like a good 20 to follow it up The friend loves Frazier
But my two love Frazier my two interesting facts about Frazier is one
It was originally being developed as a stand-alone sitcom unrelated to cheers in which he would play a paraplegic
And his maid was actually his carer and then he was convinced they were convinced to make it a cheers spin-off and make it the character of Frazier Crane.
Number two, the view from his apartment is an impossible view. It's actually a view from a mountain or a hill.
It was a photo that was taken on top of a hill and then they just used that image.
So there is no building with that view.
I think this room for Frazier podcast.
I think it's right now.
Did you know that Kevin Smith did a, has, uh, like, um, narrated or done, uh, what's a
called? What's a call when you put the, what's a called?
You know when you're watching a thing and you put the thing on and the people talk.
Television shows. No, you know, like, it's, uh, every commentary.
Commentary. Have you heard of this? It's called Tol Salad and Scrammel Digs.
He, he, it's true. He's's that he's not commentary for every single episode of freezer Kevin Spacey
Kevin's me me Kevin spacey
I'm not gonna say why you're so blown away. There's not fucking why
So we're on another upper I can't do Kevin. Well, hello there. I'm doing him. Yeah, Kevin Spacey. Oh, okay
Here we are we're watching another episode. You made my Google speak go off. We're watching another episode of
Fishtray. Oh
Wow, he is getting into an argument with some people that's very interesting. I'm Kevin Spacey
I'm currently doing a performance in London of a fellow I play Iago. Oh look
Frazier is in his radio okay this is not going anywhere. That was good though
it was good. Thank you. Thank you. Oh thank you. We crossed the border into the
United States of America. America. America again from Canada. We went through
customs much nicer going through a nice car as opposed to
Landing on a plane and probably taking my fucking shoes off. No, no, it was nice But you like taking your shoes off. What is with that by the way? What is with that? You're going?
I want your shark. I don't like to take them off because I hate taking them off
And then when they're off, I don't want to put them on
I'll cover your shark. brought a he's in shoe
Zack in shoes at Tom the new DJ I work in here. He's sure. Wait, you're not wearing shoe
You that's my question for you guys, but my question for you man be for exactly
So we're we were in Canada and now we're well versed in Canada.
Tom, are you gonna give us a quiz because we know Canada.
Yes, I'm so excited.
When we get a question right, you play the phrasia theme.
And when we get a question wrong, can you play the two broke girls theme?
Can I do it as a Canadian?
I would like to do that.
You can do whatever you want Oh, I oh no, okay, all right. I don't remember
Canadian bill or something like that okay, I didn't bother I can spend Canadian Bob. Okay. I'm 22
I smoke a lot of weed my dad kicked me out of home
Cuz he caught me smoking we went oh 17. He's a mountain
All right, here we go. You got that one right and I'm sorry
I'm just I should know all the answers because I'm from Canada. All right
Here we go, Tom. No, no, no
He's got a skipping ad is the first one
I've asked a lot of Tom and the way he looked at me when I requested these things was like I just wanted to record podcasts
All right
What is our what what is what is slash
What was it again, sir what is slash are I know this are
English and French English and French French Spanish in you is or English
In you in French. I'm gonna go English French and in you it because they're we're pretty impressive society
English and French I'm gonna go English French and in you it
It's in this is French put one in answering you need to be yeah, I'm one, but it's a what is our
Yeah, no, I mean like as in as you know, I don't know he wants to add in you what you are gonna have just two
I want to have not saying I'm not saying it is in you it I'm saying I hope it's in you it you know what I mean
we're living in the age of Trudeau. I reckon go what what do you it's English and French?
what do you you canadian Bob you're a nice affable guy so you're gonna say I vote I voted for Trudeau
I'm a pretty progressive guy and I definitely hope that we're including our first people so
I'm gonna let's help side by side when you're in you yeah so you can't say it yeah all first people so I'm gonna let some side by so when you're Yeah, so you can't say it. Yeah, all right. Okay, so put through the two place just French English
Yeah, that's then now please play the the song correlating
Is that correct? Oh no
We got a way to go. We may be pretty good at rest of society, but we got a way to go
I know that because I love the arcade fire
Yeah, is that so wait what is that got to do with the Canadian? That's I I like arcade fires where they burn nerds
Oh, you can smell their skin bubbles. Oh, no
Besides being a beautiful sight to look at why is the Niagara Falls important?
It provides provides drinking water
to Canadians. Okay good. It is a tourist destination. It's a good place to watch my, watch my
scrotum. Let me just see. I did drink from the Niagara Falls when they're not really
still. I don't need to give the other two options. No, what are they? It is one of the greatest
hydroelectric power sources of the world. Okay. It is a great flake. Hydro, hydro, hydro,
the hydro one and
Prodams
Can I pick multiple places to replace to dip my balls?
No, you can only pick one. Well, it is a great tourist destination. No, no, it's definitely the hydro one
It's never got a united front. It's got to be the hydro one. I got to go
That's why it's a tourist destination. I went there with my mom was dipping balls and ends when we were in Canada
Me I grew up in Canada. Oh, it's an hour out of Vancouver. Give it a Winnipeg. Oh, I did go there once. Yeah with
I had a girlfriend at the time who was from Winnipeg. Hey, feel Canadian. Let us know what you think is that sex in
All right, it's great, but I don't know you know
It's probably not the best accent in the world I understand pretty good though you're working on it pretty hard about an hour out of I was doing an ad Canadians
During the meet and greets it was probably pretty rude all right, so Mark Sandsop
The question was why is it super important? Yeah, well, it's you know, that's that's a bit of that is that not a little bit of that's an opinion-based question
Yeah, no in my opinion tourism is more important than the power
No, but no one's coming if there's no power you kind of tourism with that power
I'm pretty sure no one's gonna come to see that I was in the dark Charles not Charles Darwin
Who's the one that wrote all of her twist?
Dickens I'm pretty sure he went there and there was no electricity then you don't know that me
Oh, I'm pretty sure
No, he did go
What is the capital of Canada? Oh?
I should know that one sure
Oh Jesus and I actually have to spell this one in the machines making me spell it. What are the options?
There's no options. No, that's French Canada wouldn't be Quebec to Toronto Toronto And I actually have to spell this one in the machines making me spell it. What are the options?
There's no options.
No, that's French Canada.
It wouldn't be Quebec.
To Toronto.
Toronto.
That's the Toronto.
We got a United Front on Toronto.
No, I want to go like one of those.
I feel like it's going to be one of those.
No, it's not.
No, it's it's it's I remember in the news.
I was like, that's the capital.
We eat it. You want was like that's the capital. We eat it
I
Is
I also fall into Midwest quite a bit on this one as well
Is it my dick? Oh no, I'm right in you are a business with talking about
I think it's incorrect also why I think it's Ottawa. And now I just muted the J-Berke Hills thing. Oh, it's wrong.
Ottawa is the answer you don't have.
I love Superkills now.
Ottawa, my favorite part is the Beatles.
I did not know that.
The Beatles is cat-dining, not giving a fuck.
Whenever it's not her lines, just watch her face.
She is done.
Is that the opinion of Zach or the opinion of Canadian Bo?
Canadian Bob and Zach have a lot of similar lines. Just watch her face. She is done
Is that the opinion of Zach or the opinion of Canadian Bob?
Canadian Bob and Zach have a lot of similar opinions. Canada and Australia both come well.
Are you both? Are you both massive homophones or is that just? Oh no
I don't know about Zach, but I
Definitely not a homophobic. Well, Canadian Bob right now Zoclin, you hit that you backhanded that like Margaret cool
All right the Canadian currency is the dollar the pound the Canadian dollar or the lira
It's the Canadian dollar. No, no, I reckon dollar. Oh, you know, what is it?
It is a dollar. What is it?
What is it? We have Australian dollars in Australia? This is yeah, are you day?
The shit is questioning it?
No, it's a Canadian, it's a Canadian dollar.
It has to be the Canadian dollar.
Yeah, see you day.
To me, it is a dollar.
There is no Canadian dollar.
Oh, I see that.
Yours is an Australian dollar.
I have the dollar, you have the Australian dollar.
I'm telling you it's the Canadian dollar.
I know that, I'm just saying in my opinion.
I want to hear the trooper a gill some
Yeah, it's you dog. I don't so much about Canada. I'm more about Canada. I'm Bob
Mark are you for for no you didn't get out of I I got out of what in a roundabout way
I sure you let it slip that it was out of where and then I said
I feel like I give him the point. I can't describe it.
It is saying the right answer.
False, false, false, false.
Just play the song, just play the song.
Just play the song.
I don't want to hear the question.
I just want to hear the question.
I just want to hear the question.
No.
Yes.
Both the question. It is kind of the largest country.
No, it's Russia.
That's wrong.
Is it Russia?
Well, it doesn't give me the fucking trend.
This is my life for it.
Well, it's not the largest after Russia, it says.
Okay, hey guys, you want to see my impersonation of this quiz?
Yeah.
Hey, what's up, boys?
I got a question.
What's your opinion on?
That's not opinion. What's your opinion now?, no. That's not opinion. That's where you're going.
No, that one's okay, but there's some candidates.
It's Canada, one of the countries that are good.
Do you like Canada?
Yes, I like Canada.
I can't do it, false question.
Yes, it is a major tourist destination.
Do you want to look at it before I read it?
Yes, I've read it.
I've read it. I've read it. Canadaructure. Canada has 10 states, true or false?
Oh, okay. False, false because the provinces.
Oh, see? But I would now put a past this questionnaire to be stupid.
Look, I'm having to go with false, but I'm going to say that it was true.
See, I come from a province just outside of...
I said they don't have states so the questions wrong if it says
there's ten states they have provinces it's wrong they have provinces what was their
answer so we got that one oh we got it right five for six me I'm not doing too good
that's because I'm a daddy kick me out when I was seven there we go right how many 10 provinces
and three territories so I'm talking about you. What defines a territory?
Has anyone across this? It is usually a degree more autonomous than a state. Oh, no, no, no, less autonomous than a state.
So the Northern, so why is the Northern Territory in Australia a territory?
It is run more by the government of the of Australia than it is by a self-governing state body
Can I be a bug? Yeah, you know quite a lot of better straddle a lot about territories
I'm a big fan of the Commonwealth right cool
Where do you think is the major issue in the recent years with Pran in Melbourne and what's happened to the major chapel Street section?
Oh, okay, see I don't know what chapel street is. I don't know what a Chapel Street is.
We have a we have a Chapel Street in
I feel like Zach is slipping in and out of character. Yeah.
Like a man and like an old person. Not with the accent. That is very kind. I think I am slipping out though. I'm hitting Midwest a lot.
I'm sounding like I'm from far below a lot.
We got three more questions.
Okay, I can't wait for all of them to be shit.
You're gonna pick a few options here.
What oceans are surrounding Canada?
Pacific.
The Pacific.
The Atlantic.
The Indian, the Arctic, or the Southern.
Atlantic and Pacific.
Atlantic and Pacific, that's the wrong.
And what was the Southern?
The Indian? No, I'm asking. Wouldn't be Southern. What he just said. Well, wouldn't be Southern.
Well, if he said Southern, I would say no, that doesn't make any sense. Okay. We are a famously put on people
Marked we are a famously polite ring ring ring, but I will ring ring ring. It's getting me Donald Trump
Can you just tell me what you think of? Can Canada Bill's answer?
Wrong!
Wrong!
Okay, well ring ring ring. Hello Justin Trudeau. Oh, hey there.
What do you think of Mark's answer?
I think it's a great answer because I'm a really nice guy and a progressive and hello. How are you?
I think that old Trump's just got one more thing to say. Okay. Oh, no.
Well, I bet that Trude would be better at a handshake
I'd really like to have a shower. Okay, all right
If we get through this questionnaire quicker, so just the Atlantic and the Pacific
Well, there was three can you repeat the question? That is what I was asking
You need to chill out probably is wrong. You need to chill out, all right?
It's stupidest thing ever.
Well, that wasn't my answer.
But, okay, you need to chill.
Okay.
Can you ask the question again?
What oceans are surrounding Canada?
The Atlantic, the Indian, the Pacific, the Arctic, or the Southern?
Well, I got to go Southern.
Put Arctic.
Put Arctic, Pacific, and Atlantic. Yeah. That would be me as well. Yes, that makes sense.
I'll play the Corridor lady. Great. Great. Well, the ocean's there.
I know my oceans. I'll get rid of the sea. Two more questions. Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no! Oh no, I didn't bomb this.
Oh, we lost everything.
Is it still recording?
Oh, it's still recording.
We just just plug it all in.
I'm so sorry.
We can cut this bit out.
Oh, this is good.
Oh, Zach.
Okay.
I'm sorry, that's so bad. Canadian Bob here. I got to own up to something. Basically, before we were doing the podcast, then I got a little excited because we got the answer right.
And I may have toppled over the whole podcast unit.
That's what it's called.
Yeah, and the podcast was, I was thinking about a boat,
so fuck, I was thinking about like maple syrup and stuff.
I got a little excited and maybe I knocked it over.
So that is why there was that little cut there.
There was my fault.
I'm not going to tell you.
Canada's government is a constitutional monarchy, federal republic dictatorship or constitutional democracy.
The way this country is run as a bloody dictatorship.
Okay.
All right.
There's a man, no.
Well, like, there is a queen, so I got to come on. Yeah, it's got to be the mon man no like there is a queen so I got a commoner. Yeah, it's gonna be the monarchy
Then what a wait we're a commonwealth
We're part of the camera is also part of the problem. Where's we?
We I'm seeing Canada
Australia
Australia has it with a commonwealth of Australia and we are a democratic republic. Are we? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'll show you what, when the right wing guy before Trudeau was in power.
It's got to be the monarchy.
I don't care what we go for, but I'm going to get a constitution of the
democracy.
I'm going to go monarchy, and can I just say, when the right wing guy before Trudeau was
in power, it bloody felt like a...
Bloody.
Yeah, okay.
It felt a little bit like a dictatorship, okay, but it wasn't I'm gonna have to go monarchy as well
It because they've got the but the Canada doesn't have a queen. Yeah, yeah, we have the Queen
You were wrong. We this is the wrong answer, but you got a few right
Yeah, but we said yeah, we said monarchy
So well then play the right song
We said yeah, we said monarchy. So will they play the right
No, Tom you're at a line
Tom
You decided to be a knight in Kant oh, no, oh that was good. Thank you, Canadian Bob.
That's okay.
That's okay.
I got a big, can I just say I got a big fluffy jacket
and I smoke a lot of weed.
And I got a big, I got a big fluffy dick.
Oh do you?
That's so cool.
I think this is great.
Well this is what's a Canadian Bob.
Yeah, what's your thoughts on Putin?
Oh, I'm Putin.
I think he's like a pretty weird guy.
And I'm not really getting the right-handed.
Right-handed chits and cuck.
Oh, okay.
I thought you said Putin.
Putin, yeah, I love it.
It's a bit weird, a lot of tourists like it.
I much prefer just McDonald's, you know?
But we love Putin.
I'm, come here.
Stranginsa. The way is he on a Louisiana Jill on to last question. Oh, yeah, please
I don't know what you're referring. I gotta say I'm a big fan of a lot of hashtags this way of what a
Bring back Louisiana Jill. I don't remember what that reference is you in a head voice. Oh, you don't remember Louisiana Jill
She's so funny. What is it? There is a phone call we're getting in there, ring ring ring.
Oh no!
Yeah, there he is.
It's me! What is it? I'm a Jill!
Oh no. I think that was it.
Wait, I asked the question.
What I said, I like this character.
Which of the great likes me, Canada?
Huron, Ontario, Superior, Euryon, Michigan.
Michigan, Michigan, is that what they want, Michigan. Michigan is definitely the one.
Michigan, Michigan, yeah.
Michigan.
Sam says Ontario.
Oh no.
Michigan, Sam's here.
This happened six years.
This is, no, it's got nothing to do with me.
This was a Zachimoo.
Please tell, play the correlating song.
So just the one.
Oh, is there a few Michigan?
I can put it in.
Oh, this is like by far, I want to say some bad words that I would later ask you to
Can I just hate this quiz?
I just don't care anymore
I feel like because it's the last one it's gonna be all of them
So I'm
Oh great can we play this okay let's just play this out
Play this song out ladies y'all you've been watching two broke girls the podcast if you liked it
I'm so sorry that the show has been axed because there was a giant pilot come
but listen listen, I've actually stick around for
Chippy and Zach Canadian Bob. Thanks for coming. Okay, and I just gotta say hey, thank you to everyone
I come from about an L-Rout of Vancouver. I got to say you want some pancakes
Keep playing the song. That's shut up. You want some pancakes?
Keep playing the song.
Keep playing the song.
That's the idea.
If you want some pancakes and some maple syrup,
you know, you know how to cue the call.
I'm just, I'm wrapping it up.
You can't tell me to shut up.
I got a whole thing going on.
You shut up.
Oh.
OK, so.
Oh, it's not fighting.
I was going to throw to you, Louisiana Jill.
Oh, I'm sorry.
It was going to be real good.
All right, so you know who to call and
Louisiana Jill. Thank you so much for coming out
Oh no, shut up
Shut up shut up
Shut up Tom
Shut up
Shut up, shut up Tom. Hey Tom. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up Tom.
He's dumb. I'm sorry but shut up.
What the hell?
What the hell? What the hell?
What the hell? What the hell? What the hell?
What the hell? What the hell? What the hell?
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