Aunty Donna Podcast - Recorded Live @ The Factory Theatre Sydney Feat. GUY MONTGOMERY Part 1

Episode Date: July 5, 2017

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Starting point is 00:00:00 A LISTEN-F PRODUCTION Here is a fun fact about this room. Do you know the last time we performed in here? Yeah, I was saying this room for me is associated with crippling fear. Yeah We first time we ever came to Sydney and those four of us We did the worst gig we've ever done in this room one of the we've done a lot of the worst At that point at that point and still pretty out there when you think about it. There was no last night was pretty awful It's 1500 people there and they're all laughing. Did anyone come to the show last night?
Starting point is 00:00:48 Hey! It was pretty fucking wild, hey! Yeah, you guys are crazy. Anyone coming tonight? You! It won't be as good, unfortunately. Yeah. No, it'll be just as good.
Starting point is 00:01:01 Maybe less good. Probably less good. Maybe less good if you're lucky. Hey guys, guess what? What is it, Zach? He's getting, Zach's getting something out of his pocket. I got a 5 cent coin. Okay. And if you boys are good, whoever's the best boy at the end of this podcast, you'll get a 5 cent coin there you go mate. Hey He put that in your pocket. Yes Well lucky for you and lucky for you boys. I've got a one dollar
Starting point is 00:01:36 Oh, it's shiny. It's new. It's got an old Can I lean on the background? Absolutely So no lucky lucky for you. I've got a one. Okay. Thank you Is that could you get your credit card out? Okay, why just I just think it'll be funny They get your credit card. Thank you. What's the time, Sam? I took it. Is the joke. Two minutes.
Starting point is 00:02:09 You want my... my key? No, there's no money on that, is there? No, my key is... What's the my key up here? Opal? Oyster. Opal. Opal. Opal.
Starting point is 00:02:21 Opal. Oyster. Oyster. Oyster. What's Oyster Tom? Is it the one in London? I think it is Oyster. Oyster is bad. Oyster is bad. What's Oyster Tom? Is it the one in London? I think it is Oyster is the one in London. Can anyone confirm or deny that?
Starting point is 00:02:31 Guys, really good news. Hey, there's a little boy in the front row who has a Oyster on him right now. Show the audience your Oyster. And he's prudent up. Let's give him a round of applause. Great. Who did you fly with, to London? Which airline? British Airways.
Starting point is 00:02:53 British Airways. Okay, if you do abbreviate everything before you say it. So, what'd you have for lunch today? Huh? It's in our ice coffee. It in our way. I see. I see. I see. I see. What are you have for lunch today? Huh? I see. I see. I see. I have lunch. What are you doing, mate? You're growing it, yeah. Are you having three meals a day?
Starting point is 00:03:12 Just one so what? It's like three o'clock. I mean, are you regular? Got to stay regular, Peter. What's your name? Max. Max. Max. Max. Max. Max. Max. got to stay regular Peter what's your name max max max max max max max max max max max what's your last name? I'm not good of her. Cory? Cory Max.
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Starting point is 00:03:48 Just quickly max. I just before we start the show. I hear that I'm British Airways food has a great deal of umami in it. Is that true? Yeah, fantastic Max Corey knows what the fuck you're talking about all right We're gonna start this podcast. Please be loud and have fun. We have a great time in three Not yet two one Where's the theme music? No, we can't start there. We can't. Oh.
Starting point is 00:04:27 Is it going to be theme music now? Yeah. Alright. Alright. That was funny though. It's just the worst. I want to get Sam to do something. ADR of him going, I don't know, man.
Starting point is 00:04:37 In New Zealand. In Zerat, because that was real good. In New Zealand, it was so smooth. We're going to start the podcast now and then the music came in and it was that oh my god These guys like the fucking use Tom yelled at me Hello Sydney if you're feeling good say oh yeah Hello Sydney if you're feeling good say oh yeah Welcome to the ANSI Donna podcast
Starting point is 00:05:00 My name is Zach Rwein. This is Mark banana. This here is Not on the microphone as always is Tom Armstrong How you feeling Tom Have your ship back Before the podcast Mark stole all of my money and credit card. It was hilarious. Unfortunately, it's been cut. If you want to listen to that, all you have to do is give $80 on the Patreon. And you can have that five seconds of, it's the best footage ever. $80 a month for a year, and you get that.
Starting point is 00:05:45 The best audio footage you'll ever see. We know this, we're going to film it, and we're going to recreate it out to it, like, you know, drunk history. Yeah. We get some of the animator, any animator in the alley. You know, drunk history? I know drunk history.
Starting point is 00:05:59 It's where people get drunk. They talk about history. Yeah. I watched the... Sorry, guys. I got to be honest with you. I'm reeling. I'm reeling at the moment. It's wrong Someone's gone fishing. What day did we? What? Pup set what what do you mean? I mean reeling is you've used the... I know you're not talking that fishing, and a fishing reel.
Starting point is 00:06:28 Why would you say that? Why would it? Because it's a fucking comedy podcast, man. We're trying to make... Is he a comedy? No one has ever told me this is a comedy podcast. This is a comedy... Okay, we're a goof factory. We make goofs and we pump them out.
Starting point is 00:06:41 I don't know if they do gags. I'm a gag man. Are you the gags? I do goofs, so you'll goof for a gag man. You got to make the choice. No, no, you're the goof for your gag. No, I see both of you with one with your goof and one with your gag, and I say, I have a bit of everything.
Starting point is 00:06:57 He's, I don't remember what we said earlier. It's not $2,000. It's not $19. It's not $19.000. It's not $19.92. It's not $2,000, it's not $19. It's not... It's not $19.92, it's 2016. I can pick... I can pick if I want a goof or gag any day of the week. No, no, I'm sorry, is that goofs off?
Starting point is 00:07:13 I'm a goof! He's a goof. I'm a goof and I'm a goof right now. No! I'm a gag man, I'm quick, I'm witty, I'm with my... Oh, you're a gag! Where do you call when you got ten? I'm the goof. He's a gag.
Starting point is 00:07:28 Pick one. Alright, let me start. Okay, knock, knock. Who's there? Oh my God. He combined both the goof and the gag. I could stand up on a podcast. It's not like at our office where there's only chairs and it's a small room I can walk around
Starting point is 00:07:47 Is there anyone here who has never listened to the anti-donna podcast before or doesn't know who we are? Got my cover from backstage That's good. That's not that that's really funny. That's a good guy I want to miss you guys. Would you please come in and podcast with the frontiest people in the world? And he was like, yeah, do you think I'll need to listen to your podcast? As I know, don't you? Did he write the accent?
Starting point is 00:08:14 Yeah, he just, there's a lot of like, um, Lord of the Rings footage. I love Lord of the Rings. I love it so much, the little hobbit man walking around. It's on that one you're on the New Zealand project? I was a bit goofy and the guy was mad at me. Well, this is a life of a goofster. You go on a gaggy show like the project. You boys throwing gags left right and said,
Starting point is 00:08:39 you're like, oh, geez, the bloody book is here. All right, oh, my God, this is all right. And then I do a goof and the guy's like, this is not a good guy.'re going to tell you, you're going to explain, you're going to explain the stories. I don't think they'll, I think we're the reason we're on the New Zealand project, it's because they would never let us on the Australian project ever. And so I don't know if anyone knows this, but in New Zealand, it looks exactly the same. They've done the project, but it's in New Zealand with different hosts, but it looks and feels exactly the Australian project.
Starting point is 00:09:08 And so it's really weird to watch, because it feels it's like from another dimension. It's like Earth to... If I congested it, if I congested it, we've told the audience to be really up and positive. And when you said about that fact about the New Zealand Project. Some real legend was like, oh! That's my favorite. You don't say! Woo! No, anyway, they were apparently every night of the New Zealand comedy festival.
Starting point is 00:09:38 They had a comedian on and they asked, what was the most embarrassing story, what was the most embarrassing show that you had? And I said it was when Bilbo Baggins came to the show. I said it was a big Bilbo Baggins fan. And Bilbo Baggins came and he didn't really like the show. And he was just like, what do you mean? He was like, are you talking about the renowned actor
Starting point is 00:10:01 that played Bilbo Baggins? I'm confused. And I was like, no, lol. I got to credit slow. It didn't go well. So anyway, I was fishing this morning and a bunch of... That was me trying to get. That was a gag, it was pretty good. We should... I feel like this is a great time to introduce our guests. I think so, absolutely.
Starting point is 00:10:35 Which we've sort of already done. Just get on stage, Guy. Please welcome his stage. He's a brilliant, brilliant comedian from New Zealand. He's taking of them in the stage. He's a brilliant, brilliant comedian from New Zealand. He's taking Australia by storm. You can see him on comedy up late. Comedy up late. It's one of the best fucking bits ever. He's wearing a straw hat.
Starting point is 00:10:54 Is that a straw hat? Himp. Himp. Himp hat. Himp. Himp. God, Montgomerie. Himp hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da And I found the little anecdote you just told very disrespectful, exact. So it wasn't like what I did his accent was I?
Starting point is 00:11:28 I would kill for that opportunity and for you to wait in there with your fancy story about a fictional character From a book that's not even set in reality is infuriating. I haven't even read the book kind of. I haven't even read the book. No, I've seen the extended editions. That takes longer than it does to read the book. When I saw you on the project in New Zealand, make it out the front of a grocery store. That's true.
Starting point is 00:12:01 You say that wasn't you on the project? No, see, I've been trying to get on as their shower correspondent pretty much since they started. And they seem to think that's not really a necessary element to the show. But it's too early to say. We need to break that down. What is that? I'll just check in. Yeah. Tell them how the water pressure is. It just in your shower or in your...
Starting point is 00:12:30 Well, I'll probably have to, if I do get on, I'd like to think I could chat, I'd go on to different showers. Different episodes. But anyway, they won't have it. And so we never have it. And do they have it... Would you be in your talks or would you be in the...
Starting point is 00:12:47 I'll just get the... No, you'd have to be... I'm quite method, so you just get the camera in the shoot from the hip-up. But you'd wear your talks underneath. No, no, no, no, no. All right. I don't shower in talks, Zach. I've got a beautiful penis.
Starting point is 00:12:59 I'd like to look at it. But I said... I sent to them... I wanted to be the shower correspondent. And now whenever they, because they tweet out, I know the pick, because New Zealand's so small, I know the whole team. And whenever they tweet out who their guest panelist is every night, I read Twitter and I say, this person stinks, the people won't go, I'm on gone right. And I did it so much that I got an email from one of their producers being like,
Starting point is 00:13:25 hey guy, look, do you want to do, we do a weird set, we do a little set called The Whipp around on a Friday, we go to the regions of New Zealand and we, we, and everyone competes to say, we're it's happening the most. And I said, okay, can I please do it from the shower in my Airbnb? And I said, it's kind of about getting out on the street. So we'd rather you are somewhere in public. And I see, okay, can I please do it in my town in front of the supermarket? And that they agreed to.
Starting point is 00:13:52 And they made me do that, yeah. And that's where our story is converged. It's like turning on television. Oh, God, my gomere is in Wilmington. What would you wear in any clothes, Guy? And what would I say? Oh, I just gonna have the shield. Yes I I love New Zealand. It's my favorite country
Starting point is 00:14:10 You're the best I watch your family feud celebrity edition in New Zealand as well That's the best thing ever you kept saying You kept saying it was like the question was where does What's a good other job for Tarzan to have? And everyone was saying, oh, like climber or, you know, like, you're like, oh, secretary. You can just say whatever you want. Yeah. You don't get asked back, but you can do it at the time.
Starting point is 00:14:38 The other comedians are getting really mad at you because I think you're losing. And then it came back to you the next time And you were like a counted You have a smart That's great I'm gonna tap into a little statement you made there which is that um like the Australian project the New Zealand project has a whip around Segment in Australia. We have enough major cities In Australia we have enough major cities. We're a bigger country. I had a notice, but now I think about it.
Starting point is 00:15:32 Australia really is massive. Oh, pretty good. What else can you bloody eat? We got the big pineapple. Yeah, it's been a big pineapple. It, we've been with a big pineapple. It's not a very good eating pineapple, those. No, made out of fiberglass. Is there anything big in New Zealand?
Starting point is 00:15:53 Do you have any big things? Tickle with TT, film industry. Be a big film industry. Massive. It's really weird, as your international pro quality. Massive quality. So too in New Zealand, so too does your physical presence. So when Tiger's in New Zealand,
Starting point is 00:16:07 he's actually the size of a building. And it's so confusing. He's too big. So who is as big of a building when they come back to New Zealand? Well, I mean, Lord's legally not allowed in the country. I think I'm not. She would actually shift the sound by it. She's that luck.
Starting point is 00:16:27 Not with, you know, we're only all these fault lines, and if you bring in that sort of movement... LAUGHTER It'd be a disaster. Oh, that's great. Who's famous in Australia? Are you boys famous? No.
Starting point is 00:16:44 Not, not, not. Last night, Zach and I were having curry and tom at 2am in Newtown. Yeah! I mean, it was always good cold for a woo-hoo. It's good to have a few Newtown fans in there. And, Zach, we had a really big day yesterday. We did three shows yesterday, ending with a DJ set where we danced around quite feverishly.
Starting point is 00:17:13 You were in the front. It was a very good DJ set. Can I say that? I didn't know that as Tom did a lot of the heavy lifting. We weren't really allowed to. At one point, I was like, Tom, which buttons can I touch that won't do anything? So it just looks like I'm doing something. It went these ones, I went great, and then at one point I took one and then all the music just stopped. And then it was just these paws and Tom went, oh fuck, not that one!
Starting point is 00:17:38 And then Tom again, it was real full on. Yeah. Uh, and we were eating and, and, and, and three young men and, and two ladies came in as well ladies. Sorry, I just found the word ladies, really funny. But when everyone says ladies, I just do, ladies. And what do you see? What do you see? I just see a man with a double chin. Double chin and a mustache.
Starting point is 00:18:05 We've been wanting to do a thing for a while about sexy ladies and hot babes. Yeah, babes and sexy ladies. I love babes. LAUGHTER How great of babes. They're the best. They're the regular people, definitely.
Starting point is 00:18:21 It's like, people are read dress and hair out, you know, like a 1995 perception of a sexy lady. Oh, wow, she's such a baaai. Oh, I hope there's sexy ladies at this event. But what, anyway, what the fuck were we talking about? Oh, we were talking about you having a lovely car. We were talking about you having a car, and two ladies.
Starting point is 00:18:41 All right, and yeah, this person came in and asked for a photo as we were eating and Zach was completely, he was at zero energy. He's eating and they took a photo. I just have this image of their fan photo. And they were pretty drunk and I was just so fucking tired. And it's just like this fan photo of them like standing around us really happy, really joyful
Starting point is 00:19:04 and just two tired boys eating curry. Okay. But it's just, I wanted them to put it on their wall. It's just like spoon half-way to mouth, just like looking at all of the, all their friends would have been like, what are the anti-jonna boys like? Are they just like they are on the stage in real life? It's like, no, they're sad.
Starting point is 00:19:23 It's like, basically we're famous to the point where people really don't mind bothering us. And my whole goal for us is to get, I talk about this all the time, is we need to get Jeffrey Rush famous. Because no one fucks with Jeffrey Rush. But Jeffrey Rush walks into the cafe, you're in, you go, oh my god, and then you shut the fuck up
Starting point is 00:19:43 and you leave him alone, because he's too famous but with us because we're just YouTube pieces of shit people just come up I am I nipple crippled Jeffrey Raj should have meet in green that happened that happened the second I am per my favorite thing last night was Thomas sitting there and he was as hungry and as tight as us but is 400% less famous and Tom was sitting there and he was as hungry and as tired as us but his 400% was famous and He was sitting there and he sat there really quietly He's podcast famous and the food was the food was on our side of the table and Tom was ages away from the food He just sat there really quietly as these people got the photos and stuff and as soon as I said that's what it's fucking thing
Starting point is 00:20:20 I've ever seen you pass me the fucking food They were great if you guys are in the audience are listening. Thanks for coming to say hi. We really like it. Sorry I really appreciate it. Tom is just really one of my dials. We're not famous enough to be financially comfortable, but we're famous enough to be bothered when we're eating.
Starting point is 00:20:39 Yeah, that's almost the worst amount really, isn't it? Yeah, it's the annoying level of fame as well. Tommy, she told that same anecdote backstage, but this was quite a grisly tale. LAUGHTER Very different story. What did he say? Oh, we were trying to have a curry
Starting point is 00:20:56 and these two strangers came in, and I was like, oh, get out of it. And then they started talking to the boys, and I was like, oh, you just get out of it. I want to eat a curry. And then he said, LAUGHTER And then he went into the bathroom. Why did you really tell this story?
Starting point is 00:21:12 No, I'm kidding. Sorry, sorry. That's how Tom was telling Tom. It's very accurate. And then every story does it, and then he went to the bathroom. I've got a more accurate way of Tom telling the story. Can you just tell the story again?
Starting point is 00:21:30 Tom often talks, not into the microphone. Once again, a visual joke for the audio listeners. Well, if he talked, you would have heard that he was on my way. Yeah, I would. No, I really put you in a difficult position. I really wanted to get it right for you though. I'm so sorry. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:21:44 I'm so sorry. Don't let go. How famous are you in a difficult position. I really wanted to get it right for you though. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Don't let go. How famous are you in New Zealand? I'm not remotely famous. It is so good. Who are the famous comedians in Keywitland? Guy Williams is famous. He's the most famous comedian called Guy in New Zealand.
Starting point is 00:22:05 Comfortably. I don't know him, I've never heard of him. Do you know him? I know him, yeah, I know. You obviously, you know him. I mean, you just spoke about him. That was the clue, I would. That's straight away, I was like, he definitely knows him.
Starting point is 00:22:21 I think that's where the miscommunication is. You said it and I was like, I don't know who that is. So he must know. I do,'s where the miscommunication is. Because you said it and I was, I don't know who that is. Yeah. So he must know. I do. And I know exactly what you're doing. And then as soon as I was like, he knows, I'm gonna ask the other guys, they know. I could hook him out of the crowd and ask you if you knew. That's what I was wondering.
Starting point is 00:22:34 I thought, Mark's bloody lost it. No, I haven't lost it. I was like, well, guy, doesn't know. He's mistaken what I've been saying. But you know. Well, it's because you're so, you always make eye contact with everyone. So I don't know who you're asking. to all right, Zach where are you going?
Starting point is 00:22:49 Oh, he's up. He was gonna go make a cup of tea That's true actually he put the Jaguar on just earlier. Can you do that? Yeah? Can you make a cup of tea? I thought that it'd be funny, but I think it's just rude If you want a cup of tea and you think it's gonna help you perform and you feel like it's not letting the other performers in this podcast down I'm leaving his lady. He's all be your stay. Zach, could you make me a cup of tea? I like that. What?
Starting point is 00:23:19 I just like that Zach is making a cup of tea. I think it's great. I didn't know there were facilities backstage. Oh, it's all going on back there. You haven't been back there? No, I'm going to go. It's all going Zinc is making a cup of tea. I think it's great. I don't know though, a facility's backstage. Oh, it's all going on back there. You have been back there? No, I'm gonna go. It's all going on back there. Big of a walk.
Starting point is 00:23:31 I hope they don't get lost. LAUGHTER He was sitting in a wheelchair, someone yelled at he could. Sorry, what was that? Someone yelled at he could walk. Oh, because I'm sitting in a wheelchair. Oh, right. Tanks him.
Starting point is 00:23:44 Right, right. That's very funny, actually. I have forgotten I've been sitting in a wheelchair. Oh, right, take some. Right, right, that's very funny, actually. I have forgotten I've been sitting in a wheelchair. What did you think he said? What? No, I thought he said... Bill Feewalk! Yeah, it's down to Michael. Which is what I'm a lot more used to. Who wants a compensate?
Starting point is 00:24:04 No, not out of you. There's only enough for four boys. You want a cup of tea, Tom? You want a cup of tea, bro? I'm already getting a cup of tea. Is it a kettle boil? Yes. Oh, boy.
Starting point is 00:24:17 A cup of tea, bro. If there's enough, I would love a tea. I can't, great. OK, carry on. What happens if you pour cold water on a tea bag? It's not as strong. Did you, do you know the answer when you asked a question? You didn't even pause for reflection. You said, you know, it wasn't even a comma there. You said, what, what happens when you put cold water with a tea bag? It's a bit weaker. What a waste of words and inflection
Starting point is 00:24:47 You can make that one turn to stop asking questions. You know the answer to stop asking stop responding to whether you know Someone or not when you've introduced the person to the conversation who's the prime minister of Australia Malcolm turn Who wants a cup of tea everyone? He can walk was really good man. I want you to know I really like that now that I understand the joke. I'm sorry I questioned that. What would you do as an audience? If we came out, Mark was just in that chair and they are, oh yeah, and then you saw him being wheeled out after the show.
Starting point is 00:25:25 And we never addressed it. Who's ringing Zach? Zach's phone just in my life partner. Oh, and I was gonna say answer, but she doesn't know she'll tell me. She gets real mad. She'd be like, she's lovely. She's very lovely.
Starting point is 00:25:40 She's a writer. She's not the life for her. Hey, one lucky audience member's gonna get a cup of tea as well. Let's do it as a quiz. Oh, that's great. Guy's going to ask five questions. And he's going to immediately give the answer to them. I feel like I'm about to win a second cup of tea. And I don't know how it's worth.
Starting point is 00:26:04 He's going to ask five questions. Whoever can get it, or the hand, or... True or false. I don't know how it's worth. He's gonna ask five questions. Whoever can get it or the hand will I don't know how it's gonna work. He's gonna ask a question, give you the answer immediately And then you have to decide whether it was yeah, and there's an elimination thing So if you put your hands up for one and you get it wrong, you know what I mean? Oh, yeah, we'll do it that way. Does that make sense? I didn't explain it very well So it's like a real problem. Malcolm Turnbull's that president, prime minister of fuck. True, and you put your hand up, and then people who put up the hand for false are now out.
Starting point is 00:26:34 And then someone's getting a real mediocre cup of tea. It's green tea. You can also ask questions that don't actually have answers, and then decide where you're going. I can't whose right. That's really because I don't have five bits of trivia. I was panicking that whole time. Should I do one? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:53 First question. The first answer. And Dancer. No, I say a statement, don't I? No, you ask a question and then answer it immediately since that's your favourite fucking thing to do. Or was Auckland once the capital of New Zealand? True or false?
Starting point is 00:27:11 True. You give the answer? Do I give the answer? No, because he's going... And then we ask if it's true or false. Well, he just said... So you said... So you said it was once, Auckland was once the capital of New Zealand, true or false?
Starting point is 00:27:22 So I would say it's, was Auckland once the capital of New Zealand? Yes, true or false. That's the game! That's the game, which is... I couldn't, yeah, I didn't follow my own joke structure, I don't think. I think I pissed my pants, I'm lost of what? What? I can't...
Starting point is 00:27:42 Try again. Auckland... Oh, I can't. So we're going to finish up this episode. What a tease. What a Okay. Try again. Or Auckland. Oh, okay. So we're going to finish up this episode for the teams. What a team. What a pleasure. It's a big tease. We love teasing you're on the Antidona podcast. We're such tease.
Starting point is 00:27:52 That's Guy Williams. You've looked him up on Google. Oh, yeah, yeah. And he was the first one that came up. The first one that came up was Amando Joseph Katalano. It was an Italian American actor in fashion model. He played Sashbuckling Action Heroes.
Starting point is 00:28:18 Do you know who that is? Yeah, I love him. I love him. I don't know. So we're going to be back next week, which is actually in a fort nine. In a fort in a fort nine. To Ben Tautom, this was in the Zorro.
Starting point is 00:28:30 Which one? The Antonio Banderas? Absolutely not, he was born in 57, 59. Azora? I don't know. Okay. Who used to say Banderas wasn't in the 1957 Zorro? You don't know.
Starting point is 00:28:42 I could take an educated guesser. I'm I. I'm I. Proof DB, you don't know. I could take a educated guesser. I'm IMDb, so I always know. You are IMDb. Yeah. You are the physical manifestation of the website IMDb. Fun fact, yes I am. Oh my goodness. Ask him any movie, a trivia question,
Starting point is 00:29:00 and then give the answer to him. What would he mean? Was Antonio Benderiros in the 1957 version of the movie Zorro Yes? True or false? Good night, Australia. Good night. Good night, everyone. We'll be back next week.
Starting point is 00:29:16 We're Guy Montgomery and we'll finish off his stupid thing. You've been listening to the Aunty Donna Podcast. Thanks for joining us for another rip-out episode brought to you by AuntyDonnaClub.com. See you next week!

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