Aunty Donna Podcast - Rise And Shine Morning Brine

Episode Date: November 12, 2024

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A listener production. Hi everybody, it's Zach from the Auntie Donna podcast. If you're new to this podcast, basically we riff and we play. It's a very un-listenable experience, but this is a little intro to get you into it. This episode, we will be practicing and practicing for a big gig, practicing our favorite song, Morning Brown, which you might know from the Netflix show we did. If you wanna watch the visuals of this podcast,

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To his left is me, Broden. And to his right is Mark. To Mark's right... ...is Broden....is Broden. To Mark's left is Zach. If you go in a circle, but I do like the idea that you're facing each other. We are facing each other, but I would say you're to my left. Is that fair? If you go in a circle, it's really all relative. Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely.

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I'm just doing a little plug for the... Let's do a little plug from time to time. Do you guys know this song? No. You don't know it? Yeah, I do know it. I don't know it. I do know this.

Five, six, seven, eight. I just woke up and I'm still sleepy, tired and grumpy like a baby. This is Morning Brown. Wah, wah, boo hoo hoo, can you give me something for my blues? Morning Brown, Morning Brown. Get yourself a cup of Morning Brown. Morning Brown, Morning Brown, what the heck is Morning Brown? Well, Morning Brown is great.

Have you ever seen that clip, or we will get to the concept. Have you ever seen that clip of the woman who is a concert pianist? And yes, it is one of the most incredible. Oh, it's so good. She's a concert pianist and she is doing, she's been brought in, brought in, and she's doing the piano solo for an orchestra piece. And she sits down late notice but but she did have she did have like time to prepare yeah she so she told she was told the piece she

spent the day preparing it's one she performed a lot she spent the day performing she sits down at her piano and the conductor starts playing that the orchestra starts playing she's gonna play in one minute. Hmm her solo her solo and the orchestra starts playing and immediately She goes she realizes she prepared the wrong piece Wrong wrong memo. Oh my goodness wrong song and she's looking at her. She's looking around going This is a real whiplash situation the guy music the guys conduct no shape music She doesn't have the shape music because she had the wrong piece. The guy's conducting leans down to her, he's like, is everything alright?

And she's like, I got the wrong piece. And he's like, you got this, you got this. Because she's done it before, but she hasn't prepared for it. And she sits there, she's freaking out. It is the most, any performer, anyone who has ever done anything in a public setting looks at her face and it's like the nightmare. And then like the orchestra goes quiet, she puts her hand on the piano and she plays it perfectly.

She just does it. And she hadn't played it, she thinks, professionally she hadn't played it for like eight years. Oh I didn't know that, that's amazing. So she's just doing it kind of like, yeah. Muscle memory. And I now know that thanks to you throwing Morning Brown at me, Morning Brown, I am that concert pianist when it comes to fuck coffee songs. Yeah. Well, the reason I bring it up is as we record this, this week we're going to Sydney

Comedy Festival to, and they were performing at the Opera House at a gala. Well, this would have happened. Yeah, we did that months ago, didn't we? Yeah. It went well. Yeah, we did that months ago, didn't we? Yeah. It went well. Yeah. But imagine we're going to the Opera House on Thursday this week. That's years ago.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It is months ago. Or it's in years. Or it's in years. Yeah, no, we did it months ago, remember? And you got caught doing that thing. Don't you remember? Yes. And you got caught doing that thing. Don't you remember? Yes.

And you got caught doing that thing. I did. But I got away with it. That thing is a little dance number we call it. Yeah. That little thing. I ended up avoiding charges. Yeah, because you were dancing, Mark.

Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway. And I got caught doing that thing. Because you're dancing. No, no. I was doing a Hugh Grant. Oh, no. Picking up a sex worker. Oh no, picking up Sex Worker.

Oh, I thought you meant performing in the Dungeons and Dragons film. Remember when we did that? Yeah, I did. That was funny. Anyway. The Hugh Grant thing? Oh, because we were in a film with Hugh Grant. Yeah, we were in a film with Hugh Grant.

I didn't have Sex with the Sex Worker in the back of my car. Oh, you were in Dungeons and Dragons. I can't drive. Which by the way, each to their own. Yeah, sure. Hugh Grant wants to have Sex with the Sex Worker. drive. Which by the way, each to their own. Yeah, sure. Hugh Grant wants to have sex with a sex worker. Yeah. Let him have sex with a sex worker.

Yeah, it wasn't, it didn't cancel him. I think he had- Nor should it have. He had a minute where he had to do the apology tour. It ended his, well, it's a famous Jay Leno moment. It was a big turning point for Jay Leno on The Tonight Show because he wasn't getting the ratings that Johnny Carson had and Hugh Grant went on and this is four weddings and a funeral's time. It's uh maybe Notting Hill has come out.

No I think it's just before maybe. And he sits down and the crowd's like oh and Jay Leno goes what the hell were you thinking and everyone laughs and it's this uh it's a lightly approach but I did end his marriage. Now well probably probably needed to to end. Now, my posit to you is we've done Morning Brown around the world many, many times. We did it on a Netflix show once. It's... And congrats on that, by the way. Thank you so much. Yeah, we haven't ever sat down really and gone, hey, we did a Netflix show. Congratulations about that. We should say that. That is crazy. We just did it and then we didn't speak for like three, four months after we filmed that show and then we just went back to normal, like came in the office the next...

Oh, canonically. Yeah. But then we started that cafe. We did. We did. And then... I always liked the idea that the cafe was set before it. Oh, okay.

Yeah. I was at a prequel. I think that was your pitch was at the end of season one of Coffee Cafe. Yes, it was. We got an invite to go to LA. And live in a house. It was like, we've got a house. Oh, the thing came through. I've got a house in LA.

It all like ties in together. That would have been good. I'm still going to write my, I'm going to write a Dark Tower style book that combines all of the Antidote and Mythos into one multiverse. Yeah that would be really interesting. Great. So what I wanted to do is to change it up a bit because we have our verses that we do for Coffee. Well what we, the structure of it when we do it live is we do, how does it go? Well we do the song. I just can't remember it. Well you know it starts with, you just started it before.

Morning Brown, Morning Brown, I'll explain. Morning Brown's great, you get into a couple of cream shoes, you're up, come, beans, hot-ozz. And then Mark comes out, we do the fucking, there's the twist that it's about. You fuck first. You fuck first. I fuck second and then he comes out and goes, that's not true. Yeah, we didn't do any of that. And then I say, we were fucking, actually we were fucking.

And then what happened then we did the little run about like where you guys fucking dance instead of fuck but where I mean where through it I can't remember the order are you trying are you trying now I thought what we were gonna do was like a bit of a riff are you just trying to practice morning brown before the Sydney Opera House that you're going but then practice Morning Brown before the Sydney Opera House? Is that your goal here? Did you just get nervous about the Sydney Opera House show and now you're going, well, maybe I could just get a rehearsal. By the way, I don't think we're doing Morning Brown at the Sydney Opera House. No, we're doing Morning Brown at the Enmore.

But it's just still an iconic venue. And you know, over 1,000 people in that venue. Closer to two. Closer to 2,000 people. But I worry that like, I mean, a 2000 people, if, if what I'm accusing you of is true, if what I'm accusing you of is true, which it might not be, um, what you're doing here is in order to make a show better for 2000 people, you're risking this podcast being bad for how many people listening to our podcast? Eight.

Eight thousand people. Yeah. Less than I thought. What I'll say is what I'm trying to do is re-re-find the magic of it by writing new verses because there's a section that I was trying to remember, get to. There's a section that when we get to a live, after we do the prepared bits, we get to a live section where whatever city you are in, we improv what we would fuck in that city. So for example, when we were in Seattle has the big tower?

Oh no, no, I think it was in Vancouver with the CN tower. I said I stick it up my ass. Is that Toronto maybe? Yeah, Toronto. That big, Toronto and Seattle, I think I might have done it in both cities, but I talked about taking that tower and sticking it up my arse. My running gag was I refused to fuck until the actor's strike ended. Yeah, and then in England you said you haven't fucked since...

Oh, that's right. I haven't fucked since the Queen passed away. I said I couldn't bring myself to fuck since the Queen died and I just I couldn't I couldn't do it. And then when we're in North America We cross the border over to Canada and I said mark heads up You can do the Queen like you can do that They're part of the I'd forgotten the Canada was part of the Commonwealth and that they had delicious poutine So what I wanted to do now is do a brainstorm of some things we could fuck and some rhyming and maybe build some new Verses and pull back the veil.

Can I ask, Brian, can I ask a question? Do you want funny or do you want like hot? Funny, funny please. Because like I can do like hot sex stuff. I think we can make it a mix of sexy and like making love and... Like just making love and... Well let's just throw it out there. No wrong ideas I guess.

What are some things we could fuck like a beautiful person okay so do you want to write some lyrics just like a stranger that you've clicked with like a stranger that you know you might not see again but in this moment there is just this animal instinct just this desire between you two. Two people in the night, two people in the night that have needs that need to be met and those needs might be different but for one blazing night. Yeah I get it, I get it. And ultimately they're happy to share this experience but then part and they've given each other what they needed and to have that with a stranger.

I got it. It's quite a beautiful thing. And I think the eroticism of that act of service in a way, the fact that you are giving them... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, shut up. Maybe you could go, who's the person I'll fuck the fifth? Someone that I've just clicked with. Fuck the fifth? Yeah, because you've fucked four people beforehand. So now fuck the fifth. Yeah, because you've fucked four people beforehand. That's implying like a... no, no, I don't think it... I mean maybe in this scenario,

it's someone who hasn't had sex for a very long time. Mmm. Yeah, and just wants to... wants to feel wanted, wants to feel desired. It's an older woman, played by Monica Belushi. What is the issue the issue that I need to climb? I haven't rooted or haven't fucked in a very long time. Oh that's nice. Yeah yeah yeah yeah. Have I fucked recently? No I plead the fifth. I want to connect with someone with... We've just clicked with. We've clicked with. Yeah. What's the fifth though? Pleading the fifth. Fifth amendment.

Does that mean you won't speak though? Yeah, no, I plead the fifth. I don't want to say. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you know what I mean? So it's like, have I fucked recently? No, I plead the fifth. Yeah, yeah.

But let's find some. But what about this person I've just clicked with? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. She's just got out of a, oh no, she's long out of a loveless marriage, but she was focusing on her children, her grandchildren, maintaining the estate. She's wealthy, I think. She's wealthy.

She's a wealthy woman. Yeah, she's a wealthy woman. And she, she, this is a working class, it's in Italy, it's in Rome in the 70s. And what do you mean it's in Rome in the 70s. What do you mean it's in Rome in the 70s? It's in the countryside near Rome, about two hours out of Rome. Is this a verse of Morning Brown, yes? Yes, and she is a, she comes from the old ways. So she married in, she was a working class girl.

Young as well, married young. She married young and he was older and he died. But she's been a part of this world for so long she's forgotten who she is. Now when a groundskeeper, a beautiful Russian man? Russian? Sure, sure. A Russian man, oh an American man. Oh yeah that's much, yeah. An American man of Italian heritage comes to, to tend the fields. He's young, he's 28. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. He's young, he's 28. When he comes to tend the fields, he starts working topless in the summer and she'll bring

him water through the day and wine at night in a carafe. She starts thinking about him. She starts thinking about his touch. She starts thinking about the ways that he can remind her not just what it is to be a woman but also of her life that she once lived. She sees in him a connection to her past, to her roots. She sees in him a way out of the dusty, cold, aristocratic life. I see him representing for her the life she could have had.

The life that had she not wed so young, she could have gone down this path of a more humble upbringing. She had a cold mother. Yeah, working with her hands, but rather she was married off to this older man. And they did fall in love, but the love was always based on a sort of power that he held over her. She did mourn his death, but also felt an incredible kind of relief. The first time they make love it's in the barn. It's in the barn by the horses and the geese. And they watch.

The horses and the geese watch. Somehow the animals understand the depth of feeling that is happening between these two people. Yeah. And there's this real sort of like vibe. She knows that for him this is a physical act. For him there's an animalistic urge. He uses his body in his work.

He is his body. That is the way of the working class man. He is his body. He sees her sadness and he thinks it's beautiful. Okay. For her though it is a kind of love. Yes. Okay, that's good.

Do you want to do that verse? Yeah, give it to me. Alright. Here we go, I'll just riff first. See what comes out. Can you count me? Three, four, 2, 3 Fuckin in a barn, fuckin in a barn, fuckin in a barn

He said ducks, fuckin in a barn The horse is watching, fuckin the man in a big fat barn He's an American, got big muscles, fuck you good in a big fat barn All the horse, it goes day, all the geese goes glak glak glak Fuckin in a barn, fuckin in a, it's so much fun to fuck in a barn. I think that translates the idea very clearly. That moment of them making love is like, I felt all of that. Put that one down.

Fuckin' in a barn. Fuckin' in a barn, horses and geese watching. Yep, horses and geese. I really like that. I really like that. Wow. That's good, I'm really glad glad. That took us a minute to find it. It did. But I'm so glad we found something so beautiful.

Yeah. Mark, any other ideas? Well, maybe it could be about fucking in a room that you don't usually fuck in. Maybe some sort of scenario in which, for me, mate, that's the weirdest place. When people say, where's the weirdest place you've had sex? I say, in the bedroom, implying that most of the time when I have sex I do it in strange places. Driveways, parks, public bathrooms, crates, planes. Have you heard about that? That's called the Mile High Club. parks, public bathrooms, crates, planes.

Have you heard about that? That's called the Mile High Club. Yeah, no, I've... Maybe something about the Mile High Club. Personally, I'm not a member, but I would, you know... I'm a Velocity member. Are you? Are you platinum?

Yes, very nice. Yes, I fly frequently, hence the term frequent flyers. Frequent flyers. Have you seen there's a clip, I saw a clip recently online of two people that just joined the Mile High Club sitting in the seat in their airplane and then an announcement goes over saying only one person at a time is allowed in the bathroom and then the flight attendant walks past and goes, very classy guys. And it's the shame on their face is like,

I've never been like, I don't wanna join the Mile High Club. If that would have happened to me, I would die. I would jump out of that plane. I think maybe I got something, a little something. Do you wanna riff to it? Something about, No, let's talk through it, yeah. You know, kind of like, so joining the Mile High Club,

it's like Mile High, fucking so hard, the pilot died. And then it's about the plane crashing. So you join in the mile high club, but then the reveal is that you've been fucking the pilot who then dies and then- Or maybe you just fuck so hard with another person or by yourself. Yeah. That it killed the pilot, the shock waves killed the pilot. Yeah, yeah, uh, or maybe you just fuck so hard with another person or by yourself. Yeah. Yeah.

It killed the pilot. Could shock waves killed the pilot? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Potentially. Could it be like that you think that, oh, maybe I fuck so hard and that's why I'm dead. It's like a ghost and say, maybe I fuck so hard. That's why I'm dead. Yeah.

And then like they're carrying that guilt and then, and then they find out it was just bowing, doing like, um, not doing enough. Cutting corners. Yeah. Cutting corners. Yeah, cutting corners. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's that relief. It's the relief? It's the relief of going,

oh, wasn't because I fucked so hard in the bathroom. It was because Boeing cutting corners. Boeing have been cutting maintenance for years and the attention to detail they had in the 70s and 80s, they no longer have. Because they've been bought out by companies who don't care about the aviation industry as much. Something about that? Maybe.

Maybe. The decline of Western capitalism because they put share prices above quality. Yeah, the idea of America was the land of opportunity. It was a land of if you could dream it, you could make it happen and you could make yourself a buck along the way. And what's very slowly but surely happened is this idea that there are conglomerates who will eventually acquire you and there will be no love. I reckon just like, like fucking in the plane, driving a mile high,

fuck so hard that the pilot died. Now we're, now we're falling. Hold it, keep it in there. Yeah. Two, three, four, one, two. Well, you gotta, what's going on there? All right, yeah, I'm gonna... Fuckin' in a plane, mile high.

Fuck so hard that the pilot died. Planes going down, they're all crying. Now I've gotta come while I'm flyin'. I'm dyin' and I'm flyin'. Fuck so hard I killed the pilot. That's good. Maybe, what rhymes with Boeing? Flowing.

Knowing. Knowing. Knowing. Knowing. What rhymes with? Showing. Also what rhymes? Yeah, my dick is showing.

Something about like... Turns out it was malfunction and oversight from Boeing. Oversight from Boeing. Oversight from Boeing. Oversight from Boeing. Yeah. What rhymes with share buyback? They focus too much on buying back shares yeah when it came to R&D they just didn't care cares cares yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah there was the care they only were worried

about buyback shares yeah is? Is that a bit complicated? Does it take it away from the fucking? Yeah, but do you, I just worry that the guilt that this man carries, all I'm going to think about is that. Also, like, how did he fuck so hard? Well, in my mind, he's fucking the pilot. Oh. Okay, well, you need to explain that in the song.

I did. I thought he was fucking that in the song. I did. I thought he was fucking someone in the bathroom at the back. Mmm. Mmm. Fucking in the cockpit. I about... Two, three, four. Fucking in the cockpit a mile high. Fucked so hard that the pilot died. Made their dick blow up bad. Now I'm gonna be very sad.

Hundreds of people's blood on my hands. Showing. Oh Boeing all right showing and Boeing. Let's get let's get showing and Boeing Working what you do you go? Fucking in a plane feeling really good fucking with my dick. Yes, it's understood. Oh, no the plane crashed Oh, it's showing that it was that because of Boeing. All right. Yeah. Yeah. There's a blueprint there showing that it was because of Boeing. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a blueprint there. There's a blueprint there, which is ironically what Boeing didn't make enough.

Didn't make enough. They didn't put the care in. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. About buyback shares. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Buyback shares. They were too busy buying back shares and not investing. Yeah.

Um, I've got one. I've got one. Just play the music. Okay. Five, six, wait. Wait, wait. I love to do a fuck. I love to do a little litty fuck.

Love to fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Love to do lots of fucks. That's pretty good. You sparked something for me there with that one. Cause one thing we don't do, we do about the speed in which we fuck. Yeah. And we do how we fuck, but we don't do the size of the fucks.

Do you want to riff to that? Yeah. Maybe, yeah. I love all the intro this night. You gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you know, I gotta be able to come in around the five, six. Fucking small, really small. really small fucking so small I fit in a wall I can fuck tiny I can fuck blimey I can fuck a little bean I can fuck mr. Shane he's so small it's so good you know I fuck just like I should I love

this I love this and I think there's a huge potential to fucking small. Yeah, fuck small. Fuck small. Fuck so small you fuck in a wall. And then... Fucking like a mouse. It's really grouse. I mean, go reverse that. I love fucking small. It's really grouse. I'm so small I fuck a mouse.

I'm so small I fuck a mouse. I smuck... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I...uck, I fuck real small, I fuck the mouse in the wall. I'm so small he didn't feel anything at all. Yeah? Well no, because, no they would. The mouse would, because everything would shrink and then so it would be... But you're small. Yeah, but for a mouse. So you, you, that's, well that's worth noting is you're saying you're a small fuck, but you still have a relatively big dick. Everything shrinks but the dick. Well, does it shrink?

But you're like, it shrinks to scale and you think you have a big dick. No, dick stays as it is. Well that's really worth clarifying. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's really important. But there's got to be something about tiny. What rhymes with tiny? Oh, well, stand by, I'll find one for you.

Tiny, you could say my knee. I'm not shiny whining another alpha. So you guys whining spiny briny briny well What's briny fish fish comes in Brian Ryan fish swims in Brian? Yeah Do they eat Brian Brian are those tiny little thingsine are those tiny little things. What is brine? Brine are those tiny little things. Brine. Brine?

Is brine those tiny little things in the... Well it sounds like morning brine. Morning brine. Well a fish would drink morning brine. Um, uh, uh, rise and shine morning brine. What am I, a fish drinking morning brine? What are you doing? I don't know, I'm trying to make brine work now with fish.

What, we were trying to rhyme something with brine. Yeah are you doing? I don't know I'm trying to make brine work now with fish. We were trying to rhyme something with brine. Yeah it was tiny. Briny? We said briny. You know. I fucked a fish, it was briny. Yeah, yeah fucking a fish could be briny. Some of the things you can do when you're tiny, you can fuck a fish. That's very briny You would fuck the brine you would fuck the brine in this situation You're so well know how tiny are we talking? Because if you fuck plankton, that's brine. Well, then what yeah, what's yeah is Brian and plankton the same thing? What's brine? I always thought Brian was a salty water That you cure things in I'm just looking at what Brian is. Yeah, I think we're thinking of plankton

Brian is a salty water. Brian is essentially just salted water salted water that you yeah cure things in I'm just looking at what Brian is yeah I think we're thinking a plankton Brian is a salty water is essentially just salted water salted water that you cure things in Fuck something a fish that would be brought. Oh, I got it. I got it. I got it I think I've got it. Do you want to just play music? Wait a sec No, no wait, no way. It's way more way way. Um, no, I'm Italian Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, um, no, no, I'm Italian. Why is it all Italian? I was like, I'm Italian, I love salami, cover me in water, I fuck real briny or something like that because salami's a cure, they're cured differently. I'm just trying to think of a way that you could get curing, cause now I don't want to

do the tiny, I'm over the tiny, right? You gotta do tiny! No, no, no, I'm done with the tiny. We got small wall, mouse, grouse. No point for briny and briny will be in it. Yeah, I know, but I'm trying to. And there's no way to do briny without tiny. Yes, there is. Well, there shouldn't be.

Slimy. Yeah, but. You could do something about curing like honey like ham, something about honey like ham, something, things that are put in brine. I can't believe we mistook brine for plankton by the way. Well they're next to each other. Why did that happen? They're next to each other. What do you mean they're next to each other? Salt water's next to plankton. I guess. Brine. You can't see either. You can't see brine? Well you can't see that it's salty. Yeah. Um, uh, maybe something about

I got cured meats on my mindy. Um, fuck me in salted water and call me briny. Tiny! Fuck me in salted water and call me briny. I got salted meats on my mindy. Fuck of mindy. I got salted meats in my mindy. Fuck me in salted water and call me briny.

I think this is a mistake. Come on, that's great. I got salted meats in my mindy. Fuck me in salted water and call me briny. I think this is a mistake. Come on, that's great. Go for it. I just did it. But do it to the beat. Okay, I can't remember it. I've forgotten it.

I've forgotten it. Fuck me, I love being salty. Oh wait, I got cured meats on my mindy. All right, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,

go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go go go go go. Five, six, seven, eight. I got cured meats on my mindy. Fuck me insulted water, call me briny. I love to fuck honey leg ham. It makes me feel like a man. I love to fuck salami. It makes me go cry-cryingy.

Salami, what rhymes with salami? Have a schnitzel in Sydney, they call it a palmy. That's alright. That's not bad. That's good. Yeah, I was going to say, bring me a salami, lube it up, stick it up my high-ny. Salami doesn't rhyme with high-ny. Salami high-ny.

Different sounds, mate. Salam-ee, put it in my heinie. If you did salami, put it in my heinie. You can make it rhyme like orange, like how Eminem did on 60 Minutes, how we rhymed orange. You've either gotta change salami to salime. Salime.

Or heinie to honey. Salami. Salimey. Or high knee to harney. Salamey. Cover it in lube, stick it in my high knee. That works. High knee. Yeah, that's what I'm saying, high knee. Salamey. Fucking yeah, yeah, salamey.

Dabba dabba da, stick it in my high knee. Yeah, there you go, that works. Right. I've got an offer. Well, we're in the middle of something magical here. We've got something real good. You do your magic. Yeah, you you go. That works. Right. I've got an offer. Well, we're in the middle of something magical here. We've got something real good. You do your magic. Yeah, you do your magic. I just thought I'd do something separate.

I'm gonna do this. I'm gonna do this and Emma, I'm gonna do this. I'm gonna do tiny and I'm gonna do salami. And you're gonna do fucking in a farm or barn. Oh, fucking in a barn is pretty funny. And the last idea today closes out, Zach. Can I hear your one? What do you mean? Ah, the audience has heard it. I'll hear it in Sydney. Yeah. Um, alright, yeah, I don't know if it'll work for the mean? Ah, the audience has heard it. I'll hear it in Sydney. Yeah.

Um, alright, yeah, I don't know if it'll work for the music, but yeah, let's do it. So this is a three-part thing. Did you write one? Yeah, I just wrote one. See, see what happens if you just focus? Yeah. Uh, so, imagine... Five, six, seven, eight.

When I fuck, I do big thrusts, so big and fond and full of lust. When I fuck, I fuck real small, I hardly move my hips at all. Oh boys, that's really cool. When I fuck, I don't move at all. Just soak in there for the whole night. I know it's weird, but for me it's right. Oh, that's beautiful, Zach. That's beautiful. That really is the process. We round table things and then someone goes off and does a version of it. A version, yeah. I have notes on that. There's a couple of other words, a few too many extra words.

I just thought, you know, what is big and small fucking? And I thought it's really about the thrusts. It is. It's really about the thrusts. Absolutely. Well, thank you so much for coming along on this creative journey with us. If you have any thoughts... That's a peak behind the curtain. It's a peak behind the curtain and you look behind that curtain and what's happening behind there? We're all fucking.

If you have any ideas of verses you'd like to put in the song, email Sam Lingham, the head writer of Aunty Donna. Yep. Just heaps. Yeah. Yeah. And if you have any idea for curses that you want us to put on now, your friends or family, um, uh, email me at VoodooMagic at Mark, uh, dot com. Absolutely. Yeah. Um, I know, I know I've been the recipient of some of that magic myself. Yes, you have.

And, uh, and, and there are bad things that come that you don't even know about. And for you, the audience, there's great things to come because next week there's another Donna podcast and we'll see you there. Oh, oh, oh, oh. You've been listening to the Auntie Donna podcast. Thanks for joining us for another RIP episode brought to you by auntiedonaclub.com.

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