Aunty Donna Podcast - Rural Jam

Episode Date: December 7, 2017

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Yes! Welcome to the Antitana Cumcast this evening with doing a slightly different podcast. This one's all about How do you get off what gets you off what sparks your whiskers and that's what drives you Wild in the bedroom Wish you could have all seen the look on Zack's face when I said come guys. It's very upset. I love it Well, you got some we got other stuff on one of you

You're gonna love and that's a special guest that we have here tonight who Not only is an expert in their dream. Oh, yeah, and that massages and four play oh And not only four play but a little bit of anal play. Not necessarily penetration. It's all about attention and sensuality and passion and passion. You know, it's not about getting off,

it's about eroticism and coming together and not necessarily coming together, but coming together. Focus less on the coming and more on the coming together. You know, sex can be fun, sex can be cool, it can be hip. If you do it with your friends or your family and the guess that we have today, I guess that we have today is someone who not only

can make you calm together, but also knows how to turn middle into a soft yoghurt and that is of course a friend whose name Rural Jen, that's what I forgot her name. Rural Jen, you're a friend of the sexy podcast. Thank you so much for having me today, Poit. It's an absolute pleasure to be here. Comey Jen, we love having you on our show. I'm so sorry, it's not as if you're 80s rural Jen. I'm a rural woman from the rural parts of Victoria.

And I love to go on Radio Podcast and just spread the word about the great produce that a lot of Victorians don't realize is there, which is that you have got great produce just at your door. Why? Why go elsewhere? Now, rural JAN, I'm a... I thought I'd put myself into a type of person. I'd say I'm more of a Samantha. Oh, really? And Zach's definitely more of a Charlotte. I'm more of a Charlotte, but the thing is, I'm a Charlotte on the streets. Yeah. And a Samantha

in the streets. Yeah, yeah. That's what we say. Whereas I'm a Samantha in the sheets. Yeah, yeah, that's what we say whereas I'm a Samantha on the streets and a big in the sheets. Okay, but referring to the and that really gets that really gets us to our first question. Rural Jen does size matter. I guess what you're talking about, I guess it depends on what you're talking about. I've been married to my partner, Lingham for 40 years now. And we have a very healthy relationship, but the size matter with the yogurt that you get for your family. And that's what I love to talk to you guys about today. I've brought in my home brand Rural Yogut for you guys to have a try.

I don't know what I'd like to know. Is that a yogurt? Is it edible? Because I like to use it. I like to do a little bit of food, play in the bedroom, cover myself, up in nectarines and Nutella. I'm sure it could be. It's really is, with the pen in the day, what's really important for me is to remember that yogurt is better, fresher. That's just the one thing that has a local in Victoria, you have the best yogurt at your doorstep. This is why pungent there, isn't it?

It's a fresh yogurt. It's a raspberry and coconut twist yogurt. And that is from my farm. I'll give you a spoon there, Mark. Oh, thank you so much. Now, I often find, we're here on the sexy podcast. Excuse me. Oh.

That's me mixing the yogurt. Oh, that's very fine. That sounded like that. Oh, you know, that sound reminds me of the sound. What? I want you to know, it sounds like sexy. It sounds like, it sounds like, lute up six party.

Want you to go and then, want you to try this fresh produce. And you tell me that doesn't taste like fresh Victoria. Now, for me, Rural Jan, yogurt, it's often too sweet. Oh, yummy. I don't want to have a yucky, sweet yogurt. So is this too sweet? Well, you be the judge, but this is a yogurt that is fresh

and gets its sweetness from its freshness. Mark, what are you reckon about that yogurt? Just getting myself some of that in my tum right. Yeah, yeah, there you go. Ooh, it's pungent. Oh. What's sour? Oh, right.

I like that it's a, ooh, it's giving me a sikhtum. Guess what? Oh, God. You're all gonna go home with one of these punnets at the end of the day, because you need to know what it's like to have that fresh yogurt. Wow.

Oh, it's quite, it's got a, it's quite it's got a bit of a It's got a bit of a yeah sourness to it, but not in a bad way. It was bad for me It's bad for me actually got a sourness a similar sourness to my dick now that brings us back to sourdicks and oral sex What are our thoughts of Sucking off a sourdicks and oral sex. What are our thoughts of sucking off a sourdick? Well, the phone walked into the wrong pod. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, a fruit based fruit and produce best pot. Come Lord James, you are absolutely in the right. We booked come Lord, James. You are come Lord, James, aren't you?

Oh, this is the mistake. Come Lord, James is come Lord, James is one of my products. You know, make come Lord Jam. Come watch him. I'm making come, but I, if you guys are interested in talking about my come court jam, I'd be more than happy to a gale you with the tales of what you're watching. We were more interested in the polyamorous adventures of cum lord jane well we've her cum lord jane is an exceptional so good at polyamory that she has 27 relationships all of which involve lingam okay

now which is anyone in this group's name of their dad? No. Want to make that super clear? Well, I'm sorry that I'm just rural Jan. And I don't have, I'm not cum-quot-Jan. I can tell you about how to make a Ripper cum-quot-Jan. Look, I've got a friend who I think is going to be much better equipped to talk to you I didn't realize that you weren't here to talk about sort of how wide you can stretch a foreskin or all the taste of a sourdick or The look of a endless butthole the taste of a sour grape. I'm here to talk about and the umami that can come from a well-mixed yogurt Mmm, okay.

What I do wanna do is I wanna get a friend on the phone. He's a CEO, big fan of yours, I imagine. Oh wow, a CEO, it's an chief executive officer. Hopefully one of the big brands like Coles or all this, so I can get my yogurt in store. Sorry, I was just going, you're speaking in time. You're speaking in time. Oh yeah, sorry, I'll start dying. You're speaking in tongues. Oh, yes, I'll start talking.

You're speaking to the devil. I can speak in tongues. Do you want me to speak to the devil? Yes, please. So it's very easy to talk to the devil. Who I have on the phone here is CEO of Domino's International. Oh wow. Or Australia.

Is that Don Mese? Australia. It's Don Mese. Wow. Now that Mese, are you there? Are you on the line? Hi, thanks so much for calling me Mark. Really appreciated.

You what? Thank you so much for giving me a call. It's me, Don Meij, I'm the CEO of Domino's Australia and I've got to say I've got some exciting products to talk about and I'm so glad that you've called in. Don Meij, I've got Kamsak. Wow. Ruby here with us today. Rural jam.

Sorry, rural jam. I'll keep mixing that up. So if I do it again, you just call me out again. Mark, as I always say, stitch in time saves nine. That's exactly what Mark. I like the cut of your gibberish. You'll love the cut of my season to motto's ripen from the vine.

Season to my, see, here's the thing, Rool, Jan. Can I talk to you? Absolutely. Now, Domino's Australia, look, I'm going to be honest. I'm going to be, I'm going to be upfront. Now, Domino's Australia, look, I'm gonna be honest. I'm gonna be upfront. We haven't been doing our best work. Some of our pizzas haven't been the most delicious they can be. And some people have been thinking more about dollars

than they have about taste. Now I just wanna say that I think that's true because I had the puff pastry crust, double cheeseburger pizza the other night, and it only took five minutes before I was shitting water. Mark, I've got to be honest with you. I think that's more on you. Okay. But let me tell you, Rural Jen, we've recently introduced avocado.

We've recently introduced late harvest jalapenos. Oh, we've introduced the jalapenos. Late harvest jalapenos. They've got a more subtle flavor. Okay. The spice of the jalapenos, but a sweetness that you don't find in the earlier green jalapenos. A sort of spice that you could use to maybe spice up the bedroom. Sure, absolutely. If that's what you want to do, because the main thing is you're making savings at Domino's, we're still keeping the prices low

and the way we're doing that is we're buying and bulk and we're really helping our franchises find the cheapest, most effective products. When you keep that down, you actually are able to raise the savings and also make some interesting deals with some interesting companies. Now, I'm really excited to talk to rural Dan

because I hear you've got some wonderful products that we might be interested in. Well, hi, yes, I'm Rural Dan from Rural Victoria. Fantastic. My job is to go and say, stop going into those gross, gross restaurants. Oh, I agree. And getting awful junk food.

Yep. I agree. When you've got the best fresh produce right at your door, as it's called. Like avocado, which is now offered at Domino's, vegan cheese, which, oh, secret, keep your eyes peeled for 2018. It's actually weird. It's such a weird, weird character in the canon.

But this is, because you're just saying the facts of Domino's Australia. Yes. There's no real joke anymore. It's just you. I appreciate it. It's just it's just sack saying facts that don't actually said. I'm not I'm not sack. I'm Don Mies of the CEO of Domino's Australia. How was Denmark? Denmark was absolutely fantastic now. I don't know if you know this. No.

I recently went to Denmark on a trip and I visited some of the amazing Domino's Denmark stores. Now the thing, there was two things that really excited me. There was a store in Denmark that had a record, an average delivery, this is an average delivery, over a week, of 13 minutes and 24 seconds. That's unacceptable. No, no, that's actually pretty impressive. That's incredible.

That's really good. Can you imagine, you're in your home in Denmark, and they've got beautiful, I'll get to the design in a moment, you're in your home in Denmark here and they've got beautiful I'll get to the design in a moment you're in your home and you order a pizza maybe maybe a maybe a Maybe a puff pastry pizza. I believe they still have them maybe a tenderly chicken But you've added some late harvest jalapenos or maybe some anchovies if you're feeling a little bit decadent Within 13 minutes that pizza is in front of you. That's faster than you can make a pizza yourself. It's amazing.

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Okay, that's a shame. And he's learning. Okay, that's a learning about how the food gets to his plate. It's interesting about Denmark as well because that's the last time I heard about Denmark was my partner was like, let's go to the Denmark. That's where we tie each other up. Have a little bit of a leather play. Oh, okay.

Okay. Have a little bit of a spank sound. Oh, Denmark. No, Have a little bit of a little bit of a spank. Oh, Denmark. No, you bring it to leather. No, you bring it to leather. No, you bring it to leather. No, you bring it to leather. No, you bring it to leather.

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Well, you can have them on a week now. You can have them for work functions. We've actually got a function button now on the app That's I just just so if you just want if you just want wait, does the function button set up the function? Does it really just cater for the function? It is the function button function. We're not dominoes pizza anymore, have you noticed that guys? No, you just don't really take notice. Dominoes, we think of ourselves as a food technology company.

We were the first to introduce online order. And so when did you have your car accident that led you to believe that that was a good idea? It was in 2005 I crashed my Lamborghini. I crashed my Lamborghini on the way to an undercover boss. Rural Jan. Yeah. Rural Jan. I hear you've'm a delicious yogurt. We've actually just introduced a whole range of desserts

And I would love your yogurt nationwide your joking But can I just ask how are you going to be implementing Wow the yogurt in any Interesting delicious ways because why would I go to dominoes not pizzas? I'll just go right here. You can get desserts, you can get ribs. Ribs, you can get ribs, you can get a delicious chicken ribs or even a garlic bread. We're even doing cheesy garlic bread now. Not pork ribs, chicken ribs.

Just chicken ribs, the chicken wings. Yep, absolutely. And what we've done is we've taken the garlic bread and we sprinkle some cheese on it That's a dollar up sale you get yourself a dick in the tree It's quite savoury sometimes I worry about stack really I worry how much time he spends on the Don Beach Facebook page a day I feel he are besieged. Now boys, I just want to say, I know you're all fans of La Polquetta and I don't want

to get in the way of that. I think of us as complementing the smaller state-based stores like La Polquetta. What about you don't, clearly you don't have a direct competitor with La Polquetta because while La Polquetta did a pizza, you don't have a pasta or schnitzel option. Because we don't think of ourselves as a pizza stall. We think of ourselves as a food technology space. You haven't mentioned that. But so when my question is when will there be a sort of like a

women I'll be able to get like a carbonara fed a chain. Oh yeah, Madonna's carbonara. Yeah, I just want to say thank you so much for your feedback. I'll pass that on to the development team. There's nowhere else to pass it on to your top dog. You make it. Absolutely. I'm the top dog.

And we've got a development team that are always trying to improve the Domino's experience. Who are they? What are their names? Well, I know Stevens at the top of that. I don't know who works for Stephen, but I make real Stephen. I make with Stephen three times a week. Can I tell you guys? Can I tell you guys? Can I tell you guys?

Can I tell you guys? Can I tell you guys? Can I tell you guys? Can I tell you guys? Can I tell you guys? Can I tell you guys? Can I tell you guys? Can I tell you guys?

Can I tell you guys? Can I tell you guys? Can I tell you guys? Can I tell you guys? Can I tell you guys? Can I tell you guys? Can I tell you guys? Can I tell you guys? Can I tell you guys? Can I tell you guys? Can I tell you guys? But beechworth honey is become a real icon of Melbourne and Victoria. You get that in a pot?

You can get that in a pot. You can get that in a jar. But at the end of the day when you purchase, when you purchase beechworth honey you're saying I care about Victoria and I care about its local produce. And that's why we, if I may, why we introduced the Melbourne range. The Melbourne range has such delicious pizzas as the Aussie pizza at the cavernara, the cavernar, cappuccosa. How does this sound? Jan, a million dollars. Like the sound of that. For a brand-alignment deal deal. For a brand-new line of deal. For a brand-new line of deal. For a brand-new line of deal.

For a brand-new line of deal. People will come in, they can get a tub of your yogurt for $3.95. For an extra dollar, they add some beach worth honey. Wow. Why wouldn't I just buy the yogurt from a supermarket? I would like to think that the yogurt was going to be implemented in a more verbose fashion. Well, that's the thing. That's a my voice has gone very late

Because Sam is on the sound. I don't know if you guys have noticed that I did notice that I did Tom is not planning the sense that you all got Sam's running the same. He's Struggling I am I am Don Meij and I am God You're probably pressing a few too many buttons there Sam, but that's okay. I think you're doing a great job. I would be proud. I'm a question for you, Don Mage, because I'm a small town gal. We're so different, you and I, but I think we have the same values. My values are small town values.

I'd like to go to the pub and say, hey, James, I grew up with James. I'd like to go to the local grocery store by honey, where I know where it came from hmm why would I give my produce fresh produce fresh produce two that's you got the sour yogurt the sour yogurt to a big cornbread like Domino's Australia yeah it doesn't feel to me like not pretty much getting a big they're not getting a lot they're not getting a lot they're not getting a lot out of it. Not for less than 3 million in the very least. Oh. Okay, you've laid down the gauntlet.

I just dropped Coca-Cola like a fucking year-nine. Like a year-nine friend like us. You dropped a friend? No, no, no. Wait a second. You dropped Coca-Cola like a year-nine. Well, you see, here's a CEO. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I mean I've smoked a lot of weed before I came here. Don't me just high. Are you a stone?

I am a stoner. I'm Don Meige and I'm a stoner. But let's get to the point, let's get to the point, Jan. Coca-Cola tried to fuck me and I fucked them back. Oh. We're rolling out Pepsi in 2018 and I can't wait. How do they? The amazing Pepsi products.

How do they try to... Don't try and fuck me. How do they try to- Don't try and fuck me. How did they try to fuck you? What did Coca-Cola do to fuck you? I'm interested to know in here. Well, they just made like Coca-Cola. Coca-Cola would fuck Domino's. Well, they made assumptions, Mark.

And again, something wild has happened to the sound here. That might just be the question here. The question here is that that might just be the sound through our headphones and not the sound that's being recorded. I notice what I imagine is happening, and please, let me presume wrong, but I imagine this is going to sound normal for a listener, but yeah, it'll just be three men go. Because they're headphones.

Don Mage. I'm not afraid of you. And I'm not afraid of Coke. I'm not afraid of anyone because I'm a small business owner. Okay. And I'm just going to get this landline phone. And you know what? We have a thousand just before I answer this phone.

We have thousands of franchisees that in my opinion are small business owners. So don't try and fuck me, Jan. Don. Yeah. I'll fuck you before you get your cock out, you motherfucker. Ring ring ring.

I'll fuck you so hard that you can't walk, fucker. Ring ring ring. I like the cut of your jib. Three million dollars, let's do it. Let's do it. Let's. Ring, ring, ring. I like the cut of your jib, $3 million, let's do it. Let's do it. Let's go get up. Let's answer this phone. A lot.

You're on the air with Rural Jen and Don Meesh talking. Hello. Hi guys, how are you doing? Hello. My name is Mutah Kent. From the CEO of Coca-Cola. Australia or just globally, didn't look that far under the Wikipedia page. It's just I ideal mostly with Coca-Cola Australia or just globally didn't look that far under the Wikipedia page.

It's just ideal mostly with Coca-Cola Australia. Or in short. Specifically with the division that makes deals with fast food restaurants. Oh, I see. I'm just getting another call and I hang up. Five Muta. Well, anyway, so back to the, you're listening to Food Australia with Domazion Rural Jen. We want to know.

Now, here's the thing, here's the quirky thing about our show. It's a new show. One of us is the CEO of a large fast food, well fast food, but also good food company, Domino's Australia. The other believes in rural produce. This is the biggest difference between two people since the cook and the chef on ABC.

Simon and Maggie. Simon and Maggie, you're the Maggie. I'm the Don Mige. Let's, let's talk through. Ring ring ring. Okay, so we've got another phone call. We just hung up on Muta, the CEO of Coca-Cola Global. Let's see who's on the phone. Hello, you're on the air with the rural chef and the CEO of a big company. Hello, my name is Alana Atlas. Alana Atlas. 62-year-old woman. Yes. I'm a chairman and non-executive director of Coca-Cola Amatil. Yep. Okay, so you're a chairman chairman So why would I be told you guys back? I'm gonna call you could you tell her?

Elana could you tell the CEO to call us? I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I can't believe Elana from coke amatil called us I wonder why she's calling going going above the CEO like that. That's a little bit unorthodox But I'm sure she I'm so we're gonna contact from the CEO of Coke Australia shortly. Don, what's your favorite big ring ring? Oh, I'm ring. Hello. Hello, you're on me here with Don Measian, Rural Jan on the Australian Produce show. I'm Amatil. Amatil's Australian beverages boss from Coca-Cola, Barrio Conald to part, I know it to parts, sorry, I'm gonna go Favorite pizza, okay easy. That's that's gonna be the new tenderly pizza. We just introduced that to the range

And I'd like to add extra light harvest jalapenos and a few anchovies as well Let's see how this goes Fourth times a charm Hello, hello. Hello. It's just me a bottle of Coca-Cola. Oh correct. And are you the CEO of Coke? Well I'm not the CEO but I am the hottest selling product. Whoops. Okay let's air some grievances between... Oh can you feel it? Can you feel that Coca-Cola? Sweet, run, and down your spine. It's Coca-Cola. I prefer a simple cola drink from a local maker.

Is that rude of me to say? No, it's not rude of you all the time. Just something even more caramely. Well, actually made locally. I might be wrong, because I was like, I need to get one. I didn't want to. What? I rang it. I don't know. I didn't see it.

But you guys think someone don't want to be wrong. Coke speaks lower. I'm just saying, I'm being, I don't know, but you guys think someone there won't be any. Coke speaks slower. I'm just saying, I'm being runny now. I'm runningny now. What do you, I do that. Let's slow down half speed again. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I We're gonna hear words like it's like it's like you know in six sense when he turns the volume up really hard You can hear the dead man going a fucking kill your kid Coke is semi-ghost death threats. I just wanted to say to the CEO of

Domino's Australia that's Donate. I know there's been a lot of A lot a lot of table swift between us. That's what I call bad blood. Yeah, that's great. That's very funny I've got a there's been a fair bit of anemia. I want to I want to I want to apologize if Co-co-co-letting anything to hurt you all the time. Can I just say can I just feel little baby feelings were heard by a Little sugary beverage and I'm very sorry excuse me I do have someone else at the door hello kreee haa who's it?

it's me pepsi oh you son of a bitch peps what the fuck are you doing here? you get out of here you dumb cunt oh you dumb cunt I'm so neither a pepsi you get the fuck out of here dumb cunt I'm so glittery, pepsi You get the fuck out of here C-curt, dumb cunt

You suck my dick You look so stupid You eat my Coca-Cola A Coca-Cola, you fucking dumb cunt Coca-Cola, punch you in King Street Baby Coca-Cola Pepsi is my new girlfriend

Okay? Excuse me And Pepsi and her delicious range of products? Pepsi Oh, what are they? We don't have what are they got the we don't have solo we got lift What are they got? Do you know they got fan the way they got San kiss we got fan to mountain Kissed mountain do more importantly. They've got a smaller entry market

They're more willing to they're more than I have willing to sell it a great great Don't mind uh yes you know I have the smallest tightest entry market and you've told me before that you love how tight my entry market is nowhere near as tight as my entry market I've got the tightest little entry market you I've ever seen I've got to be honest guys I really bluffed the term entry market was hoping to move to sell a real term. I was really, really bad at this.

I want you to look me in the eyes and you tell me the last time That you that you looked at me and held me that you didn't say this was the tightest little entry market you'd ever been inside Coca-Cola you tell me that right now you if you were fucking lying to me. I swear to God. I fuck you cut your dick. I feel like you're blurring the analogy a bit Coca-Cola, let me tell you that Pepsi it tastes like you but sweeter. Oh fuck you god damn it How could you say that to me I come in cans or bottles? What do they have the we don't have we got the Do we oh no we got we got mother? We're the I think we know I don't know if we can we can we look that up? Can I get someone to look that up? What I will tell you both of you ladies coconut Pepsi. I don't think we're I think we're a

Generalist Now what what I'd love to say to my Yes, I'm all you know what you've got you've got sting energy drink I don't even know the fuck that shit is you want some off-brand energy drink Bullshit with your fucking pizza. That's fine. I know what I want that sweet. You know what V I want a fizzy drink that calls me back. I want a fizzy drink that is available for deliveries on weekends I want a fizzy drink that I can bulk by for all of my franchises. I want a fizzy drink That costs ten cents less at cost price and I'm able to mark up 20 cents more without getting any hurro

And the rental price on our in-in store fridges is much more affordable It's virtually free when you take it to account the other factors. Much lower power usage Fucking dare you. Let me tell you. How dare you? When we roll out, when we roll out the last of the Pepsi's in Northern Western Australia, I'm gonna be there. And I'm not gonna cry for you, guys. You're just doing what?

Who the fuck do you think you are? Well, you think you can just take what we had and just replace it with somebody else What we have is something special, okay? I am Pepsi! Shut your fucking mouth, I will get back to you! I will fuck you! But you are not making this easier for me to be mad at you! I imagine myself as a sleeper, Snake!

Yes, I imagine you are something similarly. But can I say to you, Coca-Cola? I have rolled out, don't start crying. I have rolled out puff pastry pizzas. I was there for that. I have rolled out ten-degree pizzas. I held your hand through the hard drive. I have rolled out the new ice cream machines

which have made thick shakes, Sundays, and ice cream sandwiches possible. And I wanted to be there, God damn it! I would have loved to have been there for that. But you cut me out! You cut me out of your goddamn life, Don Mesh! For what? For fucking solar!

For solar! You piece of shit, Don Mish. You never fucking liked me. You never liked me. You were always looking at PepsiCo. Pepsi, Pepsi, Pepsi in your turn. I remember we'd be walking down the street, we'd be holding hands. You saw these Pepsi bottles, did coke bottles don't have had but you don't understand they implemented a hand system Oh in 97 very well Pepsi didn't go well Pepsi Yeah yeah I understand that you're excited right now

I'm a busy little bottle of Pepsi. But listening. I was with Coca-Cola for 20 years. Have you been in Australia for 20 years? Yeah, we first came to Australia in 1968. Now, Don Measier, I'm a nose. We first came to Australia, sorry. Yeah, 68, maybe 60 70s. We've been in Australia for quite a long time. We can look that up. Now,

I don't know all the facts. I know. It's not longer than 20 years. I have worked. I have worked at Domino since the 80s. I worked in Queensland. I moved up. I moved up. I was just delivering pizzas. And that's the wonderful thing about Domino's Australia, whether you want to be the CEO or whether you just want a delicious pineapple pizza with late harvest jalapenos, avocado and vegan cheese, those options are available to you. take the difference between 20 years and 13. What did I get wrong? Are you a such a lying little cunt? Aren't you dumb, Mish? You just, you just can't fucking help yourself. Well, we've been here since 1968.

Yeah, that's pizza, honey. You shut your fucking mouth. You know as well as I do that you've been in Australia since 1983. Yeah, got me, Coke God damn right, I got you. I got your number me. I got your number me. Here's the thing. I got your number me Pepsi said yes to making spiders Pepsi said yes to spiders Yeah, of course Pepsi will that's the kind of little bitch Pepsi is it'll sell itself out

Hey Yeah, of course Pepsi will that's the kind of little bitch Pepsi is sell itself out Hey guys Oh You guys feel like you're you know what you need you say a bit stressed with your inner city issues Mm-hmm, you don't want to make you feel better Yo good yo good now that's at this podcasts with a bit of my beautiful rural yoga Jan thank you so much for coming on the Don Mee show Thank you, and I plug doing comedy festival room. Yeah, sure. Yeah, please plug it I'm doing the Portland Gold Room

Which is just yogurt yogurt people yogurt for for much to me Is that a show or is that a shop? It's a shop, but it's a show. It's a FMV, it's a financial management area. And you'll be giving it out for your yogurt. It sounds like a shop. And of course, it's not a shop. The show sounds like a shop.

KipSlan, yogurt will be opening their new shop in the gold room. 11 o'clock, we got 11 to midnight. 11 o'clock, just a week. And just if I may quickly plug, we will be rolling out dessert pizzas. And it's worth saying that we're not sponsored by Coke, Pepsi or Domino.

Well, I'm sponsored by Domino's because I'm the CEO of Domino. I'm just saying this podcast isn't. Yeah. And if I could just say, if they were, we would be up for that. And like, OK, I'll take any of those. Yeah, if I could, hey, decent. Yeah, and if I could just... If they were, we would be up for that. And like, okay, I'll take any of those. Yeah, if I could, hey, dominoes, if you want a sponsor, I can give us a call, because I've been eating so much

dominoes since I started following dog mix. I'm eating so much fucking dominoes in the last two weeks. Can we try and get dominoes to sponsor us? We'll take like $100 of sponsorship. I'll take less than that. Yeah, I'll take $25. Can you guys, can everyone please get on Twitter and make because they're really good with their social media response Bad at me. Don't measure and be mad. I can't wait for you to meet my new but

Make can we please make dominoes sponsor our podcast? Let's get dominoes sponsor our podcast and let's all Lastly, are you back? Don't me. I'm back. I just want to say let's all let's all, and lastly, are you back, Don't be? Hey, I'm back. I just wanna say, let's all get very excited for the new dessert pizza. It's not out yet. It should be rolling out in the next few weeks. All right, goodbye everyone. Good bye everyone.

Good bye everyone. Thank you so much. You've been listening to the Antidona podcast. Thanks for joining us for another rip episode brought to you by AntidonaClub.com. See you next week!