Aunty Donna Podcast - Sam Worthington vs Jesus

Episode Date: March 10, 2026

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This is a Grouse House podcast. Well, you all loved the last story of the road, the story of Zach fucking a ring. Yeah, that time, Zach stole my wedding ring and put it around his dick. Welcome in the Aunty Donner podcast. Joined by Zach, I mean, Mark, professional funny man. You're also joined by Zach. I'm joined by Zach as well, who looks a bit cummagingly today or a bit grumpy down in the dumps today.
Starting point is 00:00:31 Zach, what's the wrong? What's the wrong? Did you see sushi mango's new sandwich shop, what it's called? No. Sandowich. Fuck. Yeah, or sandwich? I think it's Sandowich.
Starting point is 00:00:44 Yeah, okay. I could be wrong. I've just, yeah, I just saw. Is that sleeping? What do we do? Or is he, I would say wake him up. Dead?
Starting point is 00:00:54 Asleep. Comudgeon. Doing a bit. They're the four options for me. Or being disrespectful. Or being disrespectful to you and I Lucy, Pridica and Tom Yeah
Starting point is 00:01:06 But I can't tell I can't tell because he's been wearing sunglasses Oh yeah good point What was a good point? What was a good point? What's that? What was a good point?
Starting point is 00:01:19 Zach, are you sleeping on the job? No What? Did you go out last night? Did I have a couple of beers? Yeah, I had a couple of beers Did a couple of shots But I am not sleeping
Starting point is 00:01:33 sleeping on the job. Carry on, Broden. Where'd you go? I went to the club, sure. I bumped, I bumped some coke. I did some shots. But I'm not sleeping on the job right now. Just wearing sunglasses. Leaning it on my hand from Tom to talk. What was the name of the club?
Starting point is 00:01:52 I did it at home on my own. There you go. There it is. I sat at home alone. I watched Gavin Kim, a bumped Coke. And I drank a dog. That's called a problem, Zach. I wanted to feel something I understand I understand
Starting point is 00:02:08 But you're coming to work now And you're falling asleep I went prove that I fell asleep We've got a recorded Like we got you like Jumping up and Well I was reacting to his point Which was
Starting point is 00:02:20 All right Yeah Yeah I thought I could catch a couple of Zs While you did the introduction Is that a crime No but it's really Is that really
Starting point is 00:02:32 It's rude It's cry for help It's cry for help what about bumping some coke drinking a couple of bottles of wine having some beers on my own while I'm watching Cathy Kim is a problem to you
Starting point is 00:02:47 sounds like that sounds like depression yeah yeah I don't know anyone who's happy and does that everyone I know that does that is fucking miserable how many people do you know drink none
Starting point is 00:03:02 36 standard drinks and Dukkah came watching Catherine Kim on their own If you do I know one I know one person That's me Yes
Starting point is 00:03:11 Have you guys rewatch Kather Kim Great show Yeah Possibly the best show Well yeah You're high off your fucking High's a kite
Starting point is 00:03:18 Of course he I wasn't high when I started All right Move on Let's move on We'll get Zach Please stay awake Outside of you
Starting point is 00:03:30 I'm good I got a Coke Which story should I tell Who Mark met in an elevator or the day in Toronto Oh man It's actually pronounced Toronto That's what I was trying to do right
Starting point is 00:03:48 I was because Toronto It's Toronto right In the way that Melbourne is Melbourne Oh really That's how it should be right But Canadians call it Toronto You don't hit the tea You don't hit the tea
Starting point is 00:04:02 And that's kind of a point So I tried to land that But I just remove the tea entirely So I went Toronto. No, the issue was you were so close to hitting the tea. You reversed course so far off the cliff. You were like, yep, I'm going to tell the story about Toronto. Oh.
Starting point is 00:04:21 Yeah, that is true. And I loved it. And I loved your respect for the Torontoese people. You know what? I'm going to let my main man, Zach, make the call. Or if you have a better story, tell me a better story. I'll tell you a good story. I'll tell you a story.
Starting point is 00:04:36 About a guy. Oh, God. About a guy. It's going to get you to choose one of his story. No, I'm going to tell you a story. It was a guy. He was just a tradie in a lot of ways. Is this about Sam Worthington?
Starting point is 00:04:46 Yeah, this is Sam Worthington. And you straight away, this is Sam Worthington. It was about Jesus. Oh, it's about Jesus. No, you're what you mean about Sam Worthington? Sam Worthington was a tradie. He was a trade. He has a kind of Jesus tale, a story about him.
Starting point is 00:05:00 Except instead of dying and coming back for our sins, he got cast an avatar. The audition for Niter. He got into the day. got into NIDA. Yeah, really, the stories like kind of diverged at the Nider. Yeah. Really, it stops. No, I would say at Avatar they divert.
Starting point is 00:05:14 Or bootmen. Did Jesus go to Niveda? No, but going to Niders like ascending to heaven. Of acting. Yeah. So you're saying, you're saying that Sam Werving at a Niter. Up until...
Starting point is 00:05:27 Oh, they only let the best in. So, so you know that before the ascension into heaven, that features the crucifixion. The resurrection. Yes. That features traveling, traveling the Levant, converting a dozen and then hundreds of followers. I don't know about the Levant. But you're saying that Sam Worthington shares that story with Jesus all the way up until he rose to him.
Starting point is 00:05:55 And then their story split off at that point. Yes. You think he wouldn't have been chastised for some of his acting choices by a hardened drama teacher? Yeah, but that happens at nighter. Yeah. But do you understand, you've said, do you get what I'm putting down here? I never auditioned for NIDA, so I'll never know if I could have got in. But do you know what I'm saying here right now? I never wanted to. I didn't audition for NIDA.
Starting point is 00:06:20 I just went to Ballarat and that's it. Same. Yeah. I didn't audition for VCA. Pardon? I auditioned to NIDA for NIDA and I made it to call back. That's good. Nice. That says you showed flare and glimpses. And then they said you're too young. Yeah. And then I auditioned the next year and I didn't learn my monologue.
Starting point is 00:06:41 So, Brode and Kelly. I didn't even audition. Did you hear what he said? What he said was... Who knows if I could have got in? Sam Worthington, before he got into Nider, it's marked understanding that Sam Worthington... From Avatar. Created a religious movement.
Starting point is 00:06:59 No. Was assassinated by the Romans. Rose from the dead. and then instead of ascending to him and he got into Nider. I don't know his fucking life. I don't know if it's true or not. I don't think that, Sam Worthington.
Starting point is 00:07:12 I didn't think their stories run parallel. What happened? Jesus was a tradie. Sam Wompton was a tradee. Sam Worthington didn't even want to be an actor. He just rocked up tonight and just went, I'll fucking give this a go. Jesus was like, I'm the son of God.
Starting point is 00:07:29 I'll give this a go. I think that's fair to say. The Levine. What was it? Levant, but I might be getting wrong. That's that area. We can't answer this. We can't answer this.
Starting point is 00:07:45 Well, we could try. All right. We can make this podcast. Oh, you've got to put in, though. I'm not going to do it on my own. So what Mark is saying here is that he wants to dedicate this entire episode to defending his initial statement that Sam Worthington's life up until the point that he got into Nider,
Starting point is 00:08:04 was very comparable to the Lord Jesus Christ. Can we do it? I say they divert it when he gets cast in Avatar. What don't we do? You're saying it's up to Nider. Put fucking words in my mouth. I know how I think Sam Worthington's tale parallels that of Jesus Christ. And I'm all he is.
Starting point is 00:08:27 I mean, look, we could break this down and figure it out together as a group. I'd like to. Or? Or? We could say who was on the elevator with Mark in Birmingham. I think both are pretty little options. Okay. Over to you.
Starting point is 00:08:46 You've got one minute to call in and decide. Call triple zero if you're in Australia or triple nine if you're in the UK or 911 in the US. Ask for fire. And no, don't do that. Don't do that. What we want you to do is we want you to call in. If you think you, if you have an opinion on which way we should know. A little bit of picnic.
Starting point is 00:09:14 Well, Tom said he's eating a little bit of picnic. I would argue he's eating a little picnic. Yeah. That's a fun size picnic, yeah, but I already ate a fun size picnic. And it was just like a singular nut that had broken a... Well, then you would say...
Starting point is 00:09:28 Like a fucking idiot, Mark. No, I don't look like a fucking idiot. Thank you very much. Then you should say I'm having a little bit of a little picnic. A little bit of a little picnic. Thank you, Zach. He should say I'm having a little bit of a little picnic. The nut...
Starting point is 00:09:37 He's a little bit of picnic. But a little bit of a little picnic. No, it's just a little bit of the picnic. No, of a little picnic. I guess it is a little picnic. Because if you said you're having a little bit of picnic, I imagine a full size bar in your hands. But it's only a little bit of picnic.
Starting point is 00:09:52 It's a little bit of a picnic. It's a little bit of a little picnic. No, but I'm having a conversation with my friends on this podcast about something fuck that Tom just did. Did you see this? He said, a little bit of picnic. No, he said, what did he say? He said, I'm eating a little bit of picnic.
Starting point is 00:10:09 Now, if you say I'm having a little bit of picnic, then there's no way to know if that came from a big picnic or a little picnic. Zach, don't look at him when you're talking. I swear. You're not allowed to fucking look at him when you're talking, apparently. I swear, you said, you looked at me and pointed and said, you said a little bit of picnic. No.
Starting point is 00:10:28 That's what you said to me. No. I don't think so. My mom's having surgery right now. I'm why. I should be here. On what bit? She got a sore tummy yesterday.
Starting point is 00:10:40 Yeah. And then they got the appendix out. Oh, you had your appendix out. Yeah, but now it's just keyhole. I wish in my day, I was almost dead. They flew all my grandparents to Adelaide. That's crazy. To be with me.
Starting point is 00:10:53 What's crazy? But they happened last week in your own mouth? Why'd they fly your grandparents to Adelaide? What? No, when he had... Oh. I think that's what you meant. Yeah, when I lived in Adelaide.
Starting point is 00:11:05 Unless they won a trip. I thought you were in Melbourne at the time. And they're like, guys, bro to my tie. Time to go to Adelaide. Yeah. Do you understand how that was confusing to me? Yeah. So I just wish you'd clarified that you lived in Adelaide when told that story.
Starting point is 00:11:23 I'm sorry. It's all right. You want to apologize to, Tom? I'm so sorry. Four? Eating a little bit of picnic on microphone. No, no. No.
Starting point is 00:11:34 Why are you sorry, Tom? For not clarifying that it was a fun-sized little picnic No No No sorry I agree with you guys You were right Mark I respect you here
Starting point is 00:11:45 You have to know what you did wrong If you're going to apologise What did you do wrong I said a little bit of picnic But I didn't clarify The size of the picnic So you were confused And what should you have said
Starting point is 00:11:58 Time out Time out Yeah We have an international Listenership Oh not anymore We did at the start of this podcast. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:07 When we had a listenership, yeah, some of them were overseas. Mm. Mm. This. What? He knows where I'm going.
Starting point is 00:12:20 This. Yeah. He's like, he's like, it's about 2015 and a friend on Facebook has posted something. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:30 This. Like a hot take. And he's going, this. Yeah. Um, That's what Zach was doing there, being supportive in it. This.
Starting point is 00:12:38 Take it away, bro. You lay it down for these boys. Lucy, do you get that? Can you come to Tom's mic? Do you get this? Because you're how old? 22? Lucy's very young.
Starting point is 00:12:48 Lucy, of course, is our employee. Lucy, do you know when Zach do it again? This, full stop. What does that mean, Lucy? Like, this is good. I wasn't really listening before. Well, Lucy, part of your job. is to be here.
Starting point is 00:13:08 It's not. It's not Lucy's job to do that. To be paying attention. She was probably doing work on her laptop. Lucy, what is your job? I am social media director for podcast department and podcast producer. Very professional. I think a big part of that is listening to the podcast.
Starting point is 00:13:33 Thank you, Tom. Thank you. You know what? You don't have to apologize. We should tag a whole than 22-year-old. You know what, Tom? I think saying you were having a little bit of picnic was fine. And I apologize for making you, for embarrassing you for saying the wrong thing.
Starting point is 00:13:47 I just want clarity from the young person, Lucy, when someone says this, full stop. It's like period. Like, yes, let's listen to this. When someone reshairs a hot take. Yeah. Do you understand that idea? Now, if someone said to you, this is another question, this is actually really good, you weren't listening. Because if someone says,
Starting point is 00:14:05 to you. So I know this is your thing, Mark, but I do think it deserves to be. If someone says to you, I just had a little bit of picnic. Uh-huh. What size picnic do you think that little bit came from? Like a... A full bar? A full bar. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:21 That was a leading question. No, I thought Lucy was struggling to find the terminology for a full-size picnic. I think the ambiguity is the problem. just I felt the search in her brain. Lucy, can you wholeheartedly say in no way was Mark saying a full bar? Did that impact your answer? I was trying to think of the words for full bar. Bullshit, Lucy.
Starting point is 00:14:49 Thank you. Bullshit. You asked her, she gave you an answer and you're unhappy. Now you're trying to make her. When did you become Team Tom? Come on your side. What's this Team Tom over you? I'm not Team Tom.
Starting point is 00:15:00 You're leading. I'm not Tim Tom. Did you know that he was. So I'm going to be out of little picnic. You're a fucking Tim Tom. You're Tim Tom. Oh, sorry. I didn't realize this podcast was Mark, Zach, Tom, Lucy and Tim Tom.
Starting point is 00:15:14 I'm not Tim Tom on Broden. No, you're Tim Tom now. You're acting a Tim Tom. You're Tim Tom. That's all I know you as. I'm not Tim Tom. Oh, he goes Tim Tom. It goes Tim Tom.
Starting point is 00:15:26 Come on. Tom. You were going to say a story. No, you were going to say something about. So thank you. Thank you, Lucy. Thank you. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:15:35 You were going to say something. Lucy, Lucy, you were going to say something. But before we do, Tom, just next time, if you're having a little bit of something little, just clarify both part, both little. Yeah, well, I did let you off the hook. I do want to state that. I am right for pointing you out and you were, what you said was wrong. I just let him off the hook because he back.
Starting point is 00:15:53 Yeah, it's not even that it's wrong. It's just so ambiguous that it's caused this drama. Anyway. There is a lot of drama on this pod I've noticed. Yeah, lie drama But I love you guys, you know what I mean? I would die for you guys What are you laughing at?
Starting point is 00:16:16 Just the amount of drama on this pod It's so much drama You could make it It's too much drama You can make this into a show And I didn't make this into like a show I didn't think it would cause drama What are you doing?
Starting point is 00:16:27 I'm just saying It's not what I thought I thought that I did on a podcast was about a peek behind the curtain. This is what it's like. I'm always dealing with the drama. Let's tell a story. Anyway.
Starting point is 00:16:39 But you were going to make a point and I want you. Get into it, mate. Don't be a Tim Tom about it. Just be a brodie. Picnic isn't something that is broadly known to people outside of maybe Australia, New Zealand. Outside the Anzac hub, the Anzac bubble. That's it. But do you want to go on and explain what a picnic is?
Starting point is 00:17:00 I can't be fucked Well, so if you go outside You gather a bunch of friends And usually you bring a picnic basket Yogi Bear They love to steal a picnic basket Yes And eat the contents of it
Starting point is 00:17:13 Yes But what is that That is a fun-sized picnic bar Which is different to a picnic basket Yes So what is that You tell me Tim Tom I'm not Tim Tom
Starting point is 00:17:30 I'm not dim Tom. They're acting at him, Tom. This is a hunger-busting mix of peanuts, way far caramel and rice crisps coated in Cadbury milk chocolate. All right, wait a sec. Were there any nuts? A mix of peanuts.
Starting point is 00:17:45 Oh, all right. Sorry. Sorry, Tom. Oh, right, yeah. That was the first thing he said. I was all ready to jump down. You throw it again. Maybe you should be a little,
Starting point is 00:18:13 Maybe you should be a little timthom. Yeah, I need a bit of dim thumb in me, mate. I'll learn from the master. That's you. Master Tim Tom. All right, come on. Enough fucking around. Let's cut to an ad break.
Starting point is 00:18:25 That was 20 minutes ago. Shit. We've got to do the Kevin Spacey bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a quick story anyway. So, Zach? Oh. Zach, wake up.
Starting point is 00:18:40 Hey. Hey! Good point, Mark. What point? You fell asleep again. You're our Jeff. Good point. It is time to get on with the Kevin Spacey story.
Starting point is 00:18:55 Oh. He was pretending to sleep, even though the drug thing's still a problem. Even though he did fall asleep. Stop barreling your camera. Now, it's seven... He's our Jeff, don't you think? From the... No.
Starting point is 00:19:11 You're making a reference to the Wiggles. No, from the Island. from the island did you say you're accusing me of being the you're doing about the Michael Bay film
Starting point is 00:19:18 no no Brodon is accusing me of being the Jeffrey Epstein of Auntie Donna Broden I will not allow that I thought you meant
Starting point is 00:19:29 to you and McGregor I thought maybe his character was named Jeff in the island the Michael Bay film the island you're talking about the pedophile
Starting point is 00:19:40 Jeffrey Epstein I thought you were talking me about you and McGregor in the Michael Bay film the island what's the island the Michael bay film I said that one McGregor Michael Bay is a Joe star Joe Scarjo star Joe Scarlet Joe no I've not seen that film nor have I he's yeah um Broden I want you to barrel the camera and I want you to do everything that you know you need to do in order for me not to fucking sue you uh hey my name is Broden Kelly I'm from Arty Donna I said, I meant Zach is the Jeff of our group,
Starting point is 00:20:17 referencing Jeff the Wiggles, who has historically lives with narcolepsy. The character. I don't know. Yeah, I need to worry to be fair. The Jeffrey from the Wiggles part is irrelevant. Carry on. No, it's part of it.
Starting point is 00:20:36 In a last moment, a comedic turn, I thought it'd be funny. There's a very famous Jeff now. in the news. The files are being released slowly. They can get the screenplay? Mark. Mark, I'll fucking, I will bring you into this suit as an accomplice if you do not let him clear the record.
Starting point is 00:20:58 Okay. I can't afford to be sued. Jeffrey Epstein is a dead man who was, who... He's a bad guy. Bad guy. And he lived on an island. And Jerry Seinfeld went there. He lived, he actually lived.
Starting point is 00:21:13 dinner in a really beautiful two-story like a really beautiful townhouse in New York the island was for getaways oh you've read the files but Jack is not our Jeffrey Epstein
Starting point is 00:21:30 Zach is not our Jeff Zach is our Zach and no one can replace Zach Zach Zach is Zach no one else And I've never seen the island I've never been to
Starting point is 00:21:43 You've never been to the island But We're in Birmingham Oh sorry Yes We're in Birmingham We're in Birmingham We're in Birmingham
Starting point is 00:21:55 We're on world tour Tom's there You were there You had food poisoning Yeah I was very very sick What'd you eat That really expensive steak I guess Oh is it
Starting point is 00:22:09 No you're trying to only eat steaks And you get something else You got sick like chik fillet That's right It was Popeyes Poppies Pop pies Yeah really
Starting point is 00:22:17 Poppies They made you sick Mark Tell us about how you had jet lag. What? He was jet lag. Couldn't sleep. You were waking up?
Starting point is 00:22:24 I'm waking up at five, six o'clock every day. Like a healthy person? Yeah, like a normal person. It's a bit of sociopathic energy. But not when you go to sleep at bloody two or three, mate. Sure, sure. All right, there's lots of yapping. I want you to get to the part where you saw the Broan Kelly of the theater world.
Starting point is 00:22:45 Why you can't call him that? Why not? Because there's certain connotations that come with that. He called me to Jeffrey Epstein of Artie Donna. I don't think that's what he did. Yeah, he did. Oh, yeah, you did, didn't you? But I redacted that.
Starting point is 00:23:00 I mean, not redacted. Sure. Redacted it. I reject, I refuted. I, what did I do? You took it back. I took it back. And I appreciate that.
Starting point is 00:23:10 And I really, and I do appreciate that. Thank you. Um, you're in the lift at 6 a.m. No, Brod, I'm not 6 a.m. It was a little bit later than that. But you went for the breakfasts. I went for the breakfast. I was getting up so early.
Starting point is 00:23:28 I'm the first one at breakfast at these hotels. Sometimes at cafes. Standing at the front of the cafe. It's early. I'm just waiting for them, though. Just me all my own. Just waiting. Hoping.
Starting point is 00:23:48 Hungry. Just wanting something to do Yeah Have a coffee Bring your laptop Nah Raw do Went down there with nothing but my thoughts
Starting point is 00:24:03 Wow Can I say one thing about raw dogging Can I say one thing about raw dogging I've watched a lot of YouTube And your phone That's good That's good That's good
Starting point is 00:24:18 It's good It's not Should we tell his story? It's not that interesting. We can power through it. You go on the lift and you think you saw Kevin Spacey. Yeah. And then you told us and I was like, I'm going to find.
Starting point is 00:24:34 Well, slow down. You said speed it up. There's more to it. You said speed it up. It's more to do it than that. We looked up that Kevin Spacey was hiding in hotels in the UK. I finished my breakfast. Get into the elevator.
Starting point is 00:24:46 I'm staying at level five at this Birmingham Hotel across from a wee work. It was because I went to that we work and I did some, I did a small amount of work. Travahamos for any of our Spanish listeners. Sax is learning Spanish every now and then he slips into it. Because it's just working its way. So as you said we work, I thought maybe some of our Spanish listeners would be a little confused. So I just thought I'd let him know. Trabamos.
Starting point is 00:25:14 Trabamos. Which is, uh, small work. No, we work. We work. We work. Small work. We. It doesn't mean that.
Starting point is 00:25:27 But anyway, what are we doing? You stop me telling the story. Yeah, right, right, right, yeah, yeah. I think this story, can I just say, I think there is a perfect balance between the powering through of your version and the, um, what are we doing, slowness of your version where this story will be just right. I finished my breakfast.
Starting point is 00:25:53 No, we've gone back now. It's 7.30 in the morning. I go up to level five and the door opens and there's a small man avoiding eye contact. That's the energy I felt. I felt there was a small, old man wearing glasses with an energy about him of like, like the, I don't want to be seen. I don't want to be seen. It was the energy I felt.
Starting point is 00:26:18 We made eye contact. And then the elevated clothes behind me and I went, that was fucking. was Kevin Spacey. Wow. I was pretty sure that was Kevin Spacey. I went to sleep. Sorry, I'm sorry. I want to make a quick apology.
Starting point is 00:26:33 When I said that Kevin Spacey was the Brodard Kelly of the theatre world, I meant talented and vivacious. I wasn't thinking of the accusations. Broden Kelly has never had any accusations leveled at him by young Broadway performers or West End performers. Broden Kelly is an upstanding professional. his sets are safe and I just want to make that really clear
Starting point is 00:26:56 Thank you He is as talented as Kevin Spacey When I think of Kevin Spacey's Talent for Acting Yes And accents I think of Broden Kelly Great
Starting point is 00:27:14 When I think of Kevin Spacey And his wonderful work in House of Cards I started this One of the first Netflix originals One of the first Netflix originals I could see you on that show. You rewatch that show. It's a bad show.
Starting point is 00:27:29 Is it? Yeah, I never liked the way it tipped. The way it tipped into violence. I never watched it. I just don't care for violence. But then you can tell a story without vaginas and penises and cutting off heads. Yeah. Not if it's about those things.
Starting point is 00:27:48 I don't know. Yeah, go on. saying back when I was a boy, movies didn't need all that sex and violence. You grew up during the 90s, yeah? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:09 Yeah. All right. You go to sleep after the lift. Yeah. Then you told us. Later. Yep. And I went, I'm going to find him.
Starting point is 00:28:19 Yes. So I went around looking for him all for like the four days. Now the point of view shifts to Briden Kelly. The point of view to Braden Kelly here. I was like, I'm going to find him. him. Who has nothing to do with Kevin Spacey. Apart from that, I was trying to find him in Birmingham.
Starting point is 00:28:32 And you are both very similar in your acting ability. And I couldn't find him. And he didn't have his bags on him. I haven't mentioned this before. This is new information for Broden and Zach. Kevin Spacey didn't have his bags on him, so he wasn't leaving the hotel. Maybe he was at breakfast and you didn't see him or he's going to breakfast. He could have been going to breakfast.
Starting point is 00:28:55 And then I couldn't find him. And then I was like, well, maybe he's not here. And so on the last day when we were checking out, I said to the person working at the front desk, I said, it's Kevin Spacey here. And she said, she looked at me and she went, and she didn't answer me. But her eyes said, yes, he's here. Well, not answering is enough of an answer, isn't it? Because you just say no. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:16 That is the story. But then there's articles and articles about how he's been hiding in hotels. Yeah, living in hotels. Came out later. Because you all said I was crazy. No, I never said that. I believed you. I thought that when you said, I think I saw Kevin Spacey,
Starting point is 00:29:30 my first thought was, yeah, that probably checks out. I know that he did a lot of work in the UK. I know he's been mostly seen in Europe ever since. But he's tested me. Because you went, was he, I said he was short. And he's really short. Now, looked up and I'm like, he's one foot eight. Yeah, I thought, if you were to ask me, if you were to say to me,
Starting point is 00:29:51 would you expect to see Kevin Spacey in a nice hotel in Birmingham? I'd go, it's not my first guess, but yes, it wouldn't surprise me. Yeah. Yeah. That's the second stories from the road, or should it be called Sam, Sam Worthington versus Jesus. Both carpenters. Or tradies? Both tradies.
Starting point is 00:30:19 Both tradies. Have you ever thought about that? No. Sam Worthington. And Jesus were both tradies. And they both appeared in a James Cameron movie. Yeah. Sorry, no, that's Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Starting point is 00:30:36 And he wasn't a trainee. Arnold Schwarzenegger was, oh, Terminator. Terminator 2. True lies. True lies. All right. Terminator 3 was executive produced by James Cameron. As was Dark Fate.
Starting point is 00:30:53 Actually, maybe Dark Fate. Duck Fate. T3 wasn't. Duck fat. Not duck. not duck fate or duck fat Terminator duck fat
Starting point is 00:31:02 duck fat that sounds like box office poison guys I just want to say something now Tom hit it oh you want me to play some music you gotta be on your toes Tom you gotta stay ready
Starting point is 00:31:13 I be eating peanut next time we do this I want you and Lucy sitting next to each other I want it like a producer table like more breakfast right here yeah Mark Zach's listening to music
Starting point is 00:31:25 I can hear it Tom, I'm going to need you to pick a different piece of music because I don't know what to do. I can clip this for socials. Not what's coming. Two professional funny men and one fucking and one fucking loser. Fuck.
Starting point is 00:31:48 Having chats. Doing goofs. Guys, it has been my absolute pleasure to work with you. on this podcast. Who's the loser? But I have a challenge to the both of you. If I am not professionally funny enough in the next podcast,
Starting point is 00:32:10 I will announce my retirement at the end of it. Wow. That's huge. Who's the loser? It's me, isn't it? Me. Oh. Are you setting up for like an idea you have for a podcast
Starting point is 00:32:21 and the next time you record? Or are you just going to forget about the next podcast? If I'm not professionally funny enough and the people that decide, You two? If I'm not professionally funny enough for you, I will retire from comedy forever. We'll have to set up some rules and regulations. Lucy, can you write that down or Tom write that down? I don't think any else. If I'm not professionally funny enough for these two boys, I will never do comedy again.
Starting point is 00:32:47 Sorry. Well, well, that's, he's... Zach has dropped one hell of a bombshell. Let me tell you that much right now. And... And when we come back on the end... on a podcast we are going to find out if zax got the shit yeah we so we so we so so are yeah that's so what we're going to do and it's going to be crazy um we'll see you next week well and you better listen to find out whether zach's retiring for good from the auntie done a podcast or not that's what we're doing here on this podcast because it's really nuts we do whatever we want
Starting point is 00:33:25 all i love you all i love you broden thank you i love you i love you zach I love you, Tom. Thanks. I love you guys. Thank you so much. Let's go enjoy a full-size picnic bar. Orip, or a little one. Just need to be clear on what you're having.
Starting point is 00:33:43 Just be clear about what it is we're having. See ya. Bye. You've been listening to the Auntie Donna podcast. Thanks for joining us for another Ripper episode brought to you by Auntie Donner Club.com. See you next week. Welcome to the future.

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