Aunty Donna Podcast - Silent Butt, Deadly - A lesson in chairing
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Hello and welcome to Top Five Movies, a podcast where we, three people of Auntie Donna, Mark, Broan, Zach, we all try to come to a consensus on the five greatest movies.
ever made. That's right. The list is not
each of us. It's all of us. It's about
compromise. It's about conversation.
It's going to be a very fun podcast.
Also, occasionally,
I will say a statement
and the guys will have to guess
the question that
is the answer to that statement
and we'll play
the Jeopardy music from time to time. But the podcast
is...
It's a top five movies. Not Jeopardy.
It's not Jeopardy. All right, let's
get started.
What do we think? Do we want to just throw in a top five movie?
Well, I would say a top five list of movies is incomplete without a Christmas movie.
Christmas is something that everyone celebrates all over the world every year.
Are you forgetting the entire Islamic religion?
Yes, sorry, I am.
Not everyone.
You're forgetting all my apologies.
A lot of Asia.
Yes, I am.
I'm so sorry.
It's really only about it.
Let Mark apologize.
I forgot about most of the world
when I made that statement about Christmas.
Think about it.
I'm a bad forgetful boy.
I make mistakes.
I am a toy
of the world that plays with me
and all I do is shit and pee.
Yes.
Because life is unfair.
When you're riding a small mare
Your feet drag on the ground
While it's hooves go to town
Us
Why would I not of course?
Thank you so much for that beautiful apology Mark
This is just a musical break
Oh sorry
Sorry, sorry, man
That's okay, it's just a couple of bars
My little boy
His name is Troy
He was hidden in a large wooden horse
And he surprised us of course
There's nothing worse than a boy
Who is but a toy
Thank you
Small
Yeah, that is the end
Oh it was
No yeah that was the end
Sorry thank you so much
That's right
I go to sing small
And then I cut myself off
Sure
Are you sure you can keep going
No no no
No no the song's over
Well we won't be doing
Keep going
What would you think you would do
Well I can't
That's like saying
At the end of the credits of a movie
What would happen
If there was like another scene
That's all the time
When one example
One example
One example
Every Marvel movie.
All right.
That's fair.
I forgot.
So,
I forgot.
Could I keep forgetting?
All these,
uh,
see,
so that's just a demo I'm working on.
I'm quite fleshed.
I actually,
sorry,
I actually want to apologize to you,
Mark.
At what for?
For cutting you off earlier?
Oh,
you didn't cut me off.
You just,
uh,
there was a bit at the start
where I talked during your musical break.
Oh,
yes,
yes.
I don't want to apologize to you for that.
I'm sorry for what I did.
Shouldn't have assumed that the song was over.
Shouldn't have assumed such things.
I'm sorry for what I did.
Sorry that I did that.
Sorry that I hurt your feelings.
It was clearly a musical.
break, a little break between the words.
It was clearly a little break for you to collect your thoughts.
I thought the song was over, much like the boy on the horse was over.
Was over of course.
The boy in the horse, his name was Troy, much like the name of the name.
Much like the name of the town
He swind inside that wooden horse
And never, that's right
There was no oxygen in that horse
And sure
He shouldn't have gone in the horse
He suffocated of course
And that's the tragic day
That was great
Are you also doing, do you have a musical career that you're trying to launch?
I am.
Okay, because you got to talk to, we should talk about that.
Because I just don't want, I'm trying to sell records over here.
And if you're trying to do that as well.
I can see that there are some similarities to turn out to Apology song.
And yeah, there was, thematically your song was about my song.
So there's just, I just have concerns there about trying to push two different
single. The single is a single you working on LP?
I think the story of Troy and a wooden horse.
I think the story of Troy and a wooden horse is an old ancient Greek story.
I think we could all...
Not about our boy named Troy on a horse.
It makes sense that we could each independently arrive at that, though.
If you're selling records, just tell me we've got to release him at least two years apart
because I need a big runway for...
That puts me behind so much, man.
Please let me release it first.
Please.
Well, you already shotgunned it?
So I'll just go fuck myself and my music career in the toilet.
I'll flush it down.
Brodin, have you got anything to say about this?
With all my poos.
I'll put my music career in the toilet with my poos and flush it.
I think we're just seeing...
Cut music.
I think we're just seeing two different learning types clashing against each other.
Oh, no.
And I think it's what you guys are so great at.
I think you could work together.
I just think it's two different.
different learning
The thing
we're both
so great at
is singing
and you haven't
mentioned either of
our songs once.
We are so
proud of our songs
which we
arrived that
independently.
I don't know
about that.
That's what I'm
questioning.
There has been
so many
iterations of the
Troy and the
horse.
It can happen
that we both
came up with
the boy named
Troy and a horse.
Is that not
conceivable,
a Trojan
horse.
Is that connected
to
Troy?
Yes.
The horse goes into the city of Troy.
Vaguely, vaguely.
And we both independently came up with the idea.
And there are different stories?
Your boy was in the horse, but he was happy.
My boy suffocated from...
My boy was named after the horse.
My boy was named after Troy Savan.
All right.
So that's different.
It's different.
Broden, um...
Brodham, we'd like to apologize to you together.
Yeah, we fucked up, man.
No, not necessarily.
Not necessarily.
No, we have a duet song.
that we're releasing.
We're releasing a duet song
we think it's appropriate
for this time.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Why don't it all rap songs start with
Broden?
Yeah, Broden.
Yeah.
You know, we made a mistake.
Mm-hmm.
It happens to the best of us.
Don't get mad at us.
I know that you're a little bit mad,
a little bit sad and a little bit glad
that we're apologising to you today
because that's going to be
A-O.
Happy birthday, mate.
We got you this cake.
We want you to have a slice.
Then go around with a vice for sure.
It's made of sugar and flour and eggs and milk and water and flour and eggs and milk and a little bit of icing.
Have that cake.
But don't go slicing people with the sword.
Don't do that.
Oh my lord.
They'll be upset and they'll be skis and they'll be skisking.
Yeah, don't be a samurai.
Yeah.
Tom Cruise played a samurai in a movie that caught my eyes.
I was watching it.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Why would you cut off a hit song?
Hit duet song.
Why would you cut that off?
Pology to Brodard and Cake.
Do you know the name of the song?
Apology to Brode and Cake Samurai?
I stopped that song.
You're never getting a job of Triple J if you're
doing that man because i have something to say okay
i love that song oh wow i love that song okay this is interesting i love that song
right right i love that song oh yeah yeah my name is broden how you doing i'm up over here
i'm absolutely spewing because i didn't write that song wow wow
I only listen to it.
I love that song.
Wow.
So you,
I'm just out.
Just,
you,
you,
do you have an LP coming out?
Do you have an LP coming out?
I didn't want to bring it up.
You have to.
I'm very excited to announce
that I will be launching in a few weeks.
In a few,
in a few,
In a few weeks?
Yes.
In a few weeks from now,
I will be relaunching my,
I love that song,
EP at Sanity Box Hill.
So it's just an EP?
LP.
It's an LP.
Long play.
Like my dick.
So one thing.
We're going to go to that break.
When we come back.
What?
What?
We're going to figure out who's doing the LP.
And then top five music.
How's it like your dick?
You got five tracks on either side of your cock?
Mark, can we go to an hour break?
We'll figure this out.
And I've got the perfect setting.
Right, Tom, can you hit that Jeopardy music.
Hi, but it's not a Jeopardy episode.
Welcome back.
It's not a Jeopardy episode.
You haven't lived up to your end of the card.
Welcome back to the segment.
Back to the five songs.
Broden, you are also releasing an EP.
Tell us a little bit about that.
That's right.
I am releasing I love that song, which is a long play like my dick.
And we are doing a signing at Sanity Box Heller.
And, Mark, you're releasing an LP in two years, I believe.
Maybe.
Maybe I am.
We've got to see what happens.
Because apparently, solo albums can just come out at any fucking time without any communication.
We'll fucking ask Rob Thomas, cunt.
Sorry, we did agree that...
Ask Rob Thomas in solo albums can come out at any point.
And you ask the other band members from Matchbox 20, how that turned out.
How many Matchbox 20 other people are there that have solo albums?
that came out before the other ones.
Tom, look it up.
Tom, look up how many members of Matchbox 20
wrote their own songs?
And then how do you categorize smooth
when it has Santana in it?
That's not Matchbox 20.
No, it's not, but it's Santana and Rob Thomas.
It's a Rob Thomas collaboration.
Yeah.
This is a really good bit, but we agreed.
Briden,
would you like to pick something from the board?
Oh, God, it's just, you've just fully stopped.
We agreed.
Well, I didn't even get to ask you about when your LP's coming.
Yeah, we'll get to that.
In four years?
Just, what's so we got on the board?
I'll take Rob Thomas singles for 100.
Only one member of Matchbox 20 has released solo albums.
Who is Rob Thomas?
Who is Rob Thomas?
Who is Rob Thomas correct?
Okay, now you're going to have the argument.
All right, and all I'm saying is, is I bet he communicated that with, I mean, definitely
Santana would have known about it.
And Rob, he was part of the solo bit.
Exactly.
That's why he would have.
So why would he communicate it?
It wouldn't have surprised Santana.
Santana would have released his next record around the release of Smooth.
There was an album with Smooth on it.
Yeah, a Rob Thomas album.
No, a Santana album.
Boy, it was it?
Yes, it was.
Oh.
Boy, it was more of a Santana project.
Oh, okay.
Don't you see?
No, no, no.
This is smooth.
Oh, wait, this is smooth.
I think it's one of the worst songs in the world.
What I want to know, please.
Man, it's a hot one.
Like seven inches from the midday sun.
I hear you whisper in a word.
It's really upsetting, Mark.
This came on the radio the other day.
I got upset.
This is so smooth.
This is Rob Somers and Santana.
Not a beat-ta.
So it wasn't Matchbox 20.
My Spanish heart of the morning.
No, but what my point is that the guitarist, the bass player, the drummer, the keyboardist, probably from Matchbox 20.
None of them are released solo albums.
What's your concern?
That I was releasing a solo album.
And I told you all.
And now he's got an LP like his dick coming out.
And you've got one coming out too.
And so where does that put me in my solo music career?
Because you're so strange.
With my song about the boy named Troy.
The best word will rise to the top.
What?
I can't hear.
I cannot stop this.
Stop it.
Stop it.
I can't hear Zach over Santana.
That'll be so cruel.
I can't do a podcast about my favorite top five.
About getting to top five movies over smooth.
I can't do that.
And it's unprofessional.
And I shouldn't have to.
Well, I'll tell you what you need to do.
Our original song I'll listen to.
Yeah.
This is what you need to do.
You need to apologize.
No!
Not because you're wrong or right.
Oh, what?
This time of year, the most important thing is being a friend and being seen to give all the joy that you can give.
Why don't you apologize?
Because I'm grumpy and old.
Apologise.
I don't want to know.
He wanted to sing Rob Thomas and.
And to Tarlet dance is right to do.
It's not right.
It's not right to sing smooth while I'm trying to talk to you on a podcast about a definitive list of top five questions where Zach can ask questions that are the answer and we have to respond with a question.
Can we cut?
Whoa.
Whoa.
What the fuck?
We're making magic here.
Broden, you are never going to.
to get a job on commercial radio
if in the middle of the music
segments you cut it off
to speak your mind.
I don't think...
I wouldn't cut it off
for any old reason.
I hope to God
Jordan Barr
isn't listening to this
because if she gets ideas
that this is...
It's one of the drive hosts on Triple J.
If she starts to get ideas for that's how
commercial radio is done...
It's just announced the other day.
It was just announced.
Six months ago.
So it's new.
It's new.
That's awesome.
If she's listening to,
listening to this and goes, oh, that's how you do it.
You talk in the middle of...
Jordan's a real talent.
I know.
And what I'm worried...
She's incredible.
Jordan Bar is a star.
And what I'm worried about now is that you're...
And that Ben Hunter?
Love Ben Hunter.
Yeah, but he's not on drive.
Who else is...
Luca and Jordan.
I can't say enough about Luke.
Oh, Luke is great.
Yeah, big fan.
Can I get to my fucking point?
Do you know who I really love Kate Dole and saw her show at the Comedy Festival?
Yeah.
Nothing to do with Triple J or anything like that.
But really strong.
Like a young Robert.
Williams, just fire, fire.
If you listen, if you work in commercial radio and you've just started hosting drive
and it's an exciting new job for you, any radio has commercials.
I wouldn't, I wouldn't jump in any song for no reason.
I want you to know that.
That was good stuff.
It was fucking one of the best songs.
Well, that's on our duo.
And I wouldn't cut off full stuff.
We're releasing a duo LP.
That was our kids.
I would not cut off a.
that was your MGMT kids
No
fucking
fucking not MGMT kids
We're doing a duet
Oh Kylie and Robin
Yes fucking hell mate
Keep up
Jesus
Fuck it cries
Elton John
What are your fucking moron
What are your fucking moron?
Elton John and Malamon Monroe
Listen
I
The only reason I cut it off
It's because I thought it was just
Just horrible
Well that's that's
That's subjective
That's so rude
That's so rude
Fuckhead.
And why would I trust your opinion?
You're a fucking morrow.
One man smooth is another man's Santana classic.
What?
Hit it, Tom.
One man smooth.
No, no, this is Matchbox 20.
Tom, what are you doing, matchbox 20?
You've got to give us backing tracks for our duets.
Have you been, have, is, wait a sec.
Stop, stop, stop, stop.
Stop, stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Have all original songs.
into music that you haven't written?
What the hell was that?
What the hell was that?
What the fuck was that?
That was a sound effect.
Tom.
Everyone stopped.
Everyone stopped.
Everyone stopped.
Can we stop recording?
I can't.
Turn it off.
Turn it off?
All right.
Yeah, what's going on?
Someone farted.
No, it was a record.
There was, Tom has a soundboard.
I can't smell it, but someone farted in this room.
Tom has a soundboard.
It is easily fake.
Here's the thing that I...
Did you hear...
Someone's farted again?
Rodin?
Did you hear it?
Take off your headphones.
I can't hear any farts.
What's with the hat?
Why are you wearing this hat?
Because an executive from Triple M gave me this hat.
And he said,
Would you like a fart?
Did you just hear a fart?
No.
Are you hearing a fart right now?
Zach and I both hearing farts.
We're hearing farts.
They're only in the headphones.
That means it's Tom.
And here's my fucking...
Oh, fuck head.
Oh, no.
Fuck head.
Are you here?
There is a fart.
Three words.
Three words.
Three words.
There's a fart.
And I can't.
hear it. But you said I would hear the fart if there was a fart, right? You said that.
Admit it. Have you got three words? Fuckhead.
Silent but deadly.
Yeah, but we can hear them.
Because you're maybe closer to them or maybe you did them or maybe you think you can hear them.
Are you colluding with him right now? Because that's the only...
Either you're colluding with him or you are the fucking moron I accused you of being.
Well, I must be the fucking moron.
No, well, look. Crucify me.
I know about silent and dead.
Calm down.
Silent but deadly.
Calm, calm down.
Calm down.
Calm down both of you.
Silent but.
Here's the problem.
I hear the farts now.
Yeah, we're tearing ourselves apart.
But the farts only seem to come
whenever we drill Tom about what he's doing and why.
And so I think they're a distraction.
I think the farts are a distraction to turn us against each other.
When really Tom has been slacking over these last two podcasts.
parts and stuff.
Literally on the,
like the chat form.
Do you know why they call it silent?
Yeah,
he's been,
he's been responding to Slack messages,
which is part of his job.
And to be fair,
he has a lot of downtime when we're recording.
Do you know why they call it
difficult but deadly?
Because there is nothing more deadly
than a silent butt.
Uh,
no,
I think it's because they were invented by ninjas.
Hang on what?
They call it silent but deadly
because there is nothing more deadly
than a silent butt.
Do you think the phrase,
silent but deadly is saying silent but
comma deadly yeah silent but
silent but that's wrong deadly
silent but deadly
no it's silent but deadly
yeah silent but deadly
no because there is nothing more deadly than a silent
but are we recording tomorrow as well
yes and the next week as well
There hasn't been a good one for it.
All right, we should turn back on.
Let's let's let's...
Do you get it?
Which one do you?
I can't move on with this show or any sketches or any of that shit
until I'm get to the bottom of this
because I've been living my life and you drink your fucking drink.
Yeah, I do and it's delicious.
Because you can contact, you can contact Trace a loud butt.
You can get that loud butt out of the room.
You can stop the stink.
A silent butt.
That is the most truly deadly bite.
think Mark and you are settle a bet
yep
me and bro we got a bet
while you're drinking your soft drink
which I think you've had enough of
Lucy which is why you're all jittery
I've had enough baby
yeah what would you be able to grab me a Coke
is that okay I know that's not your job
I know that's not in the job description it's just
Brodun's got a Coke and Tom's got a Coke
and Mark what are you doing
I'm trying to settle a bet with Mark
is it silent but
deadly
or is silent but deadly
I don't know what it is anymore
All I know
Is that I'm torn inside
Silent but deadly
Or silent but deadly
But it's perfectly valid
Interpretations of the text
I guess
I guess so
It's about how many T's there are in the sentence
Yeah
How many T's are in your sentences
I believe there are two T's
And I believe there's one
But there's also a T in silent
So I believe there are three
I believe counting that time
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Is it three
Is it three or is it two
Is it three
If it's one, I'm confused.
Is it silent but deadly?
Silent.
Is it silent but deadly?
There's so many ways.
So many teas.
Well, it's with one or two or two or three.
I believe there's four or four.
Silent but to deadlet.
Silent but deadly.
Silent butt
Deadly
And this is a song
From our combined
Upcoming
Triple album
The Supergroup
We're doing a triple album
We're forming a supergroup triple album
This is the announcement of our triple album
That we've got coming out
Because we
So we turned the podcast off for a little bit
And we came back with this song
Silent Butt
Solid But
Dead
Tlee
Yeah
And during the break that we took
When we turned it off
We all came together, realized we were brothers,
realized there was no point fighting over whose solo career
was going to be the best,
when actually if we combine our efforts into a triple album,
then, and I get 60% of the residuals,
then we're all, we're safe from home.
Safe from home.
It doesn't matter how many T's.
I wouldn't stop it for no reason.
Oh, no.
Lucy, you should go home.
God, I'm just so scared that professional radio
I think she needs.
Go home.
What are you sick with?
Go home, man.
I see that you're sick.
I can help Tom pack down.
Oh, no,
no,
no, no,
okay.
You sure?
She got a head cold.
Yeah,
sounds like a head cold.
It looks like a nasty.
Well, where, Lucy,
thoughts and prayers.
Lucy,
take the next month off.
What?
Bro,
don't,
you can't.
I don't think you have that authority.
But put it in the leave,
calendar.
Just see what happens.
Hey.
Yes.
I wouldn't cut it off for no reason.
I was really enjoying.
What are you doing?
My neck is these chairs?
I don't need to go back, but my neck is really hurting.
Hey, can I just say,
these chairs are better than the Mission Zach chairs.
And if any chairs are changing first, I got dibs on the first chair change.
I look like I'm fucking, I look like I'm fucking, I look, I got, they two.
Too tiny.
I'd take a fucking iron maiden over this to be completely.
Can we trade chairs?
Can we trade chairs?
Tom, please can we trade chairs?
Can we have mission Zach chairs?
What are we doing?
We're doing our goddamn jobs.
We're doing our goddamn job.
I'm making a goddamn deal.
Please could you let me make this deal?
He's uncomfortable in his chair here.
I'm uncomfortable in the mission Zach chairs.
I'd like to trade
to Auntie Donner chairs.
No, no, no, no, one, I need on a chair.
One mission, Zach chair.
No, for two missing Jack chairs.
No.
You've got to fucking share.
No, no, I need two chairs.
I don't care how, what?
But don't you want to learn a lesson in sharing?
Or sharing?
I need two chairs for the mission.
Write that down, please write that down,
so if you're just joining us, Tom has a podcast network.
The golden shining jewel of that network is us, the auntie daughter show.
but he buys chairs without consulting the artist
and Mark is very uncomfortable in his chair
I have been on the record
you're probably not a listener we have less listeners
but on the Mission Zach podcast I don't care for my chair
there's a hard push for aesthetic over
over fucking practicality
and it seems it seems the aesthetic that Tom wants
for the Mission Zach chair is a big lump with his knees at his
ears because that's how it's a tiny chair
but I think that might work for Mark
who is smaller than me.
So I'm trying to cut myself a deal.
No chairs will be changing hands,
no extra money from you, Tom.
Is this the second podcast we did today?
Yeah.
Yeah, we got another one to go.
I would like to make a deal.
And that deal is,
I would like to get,
I would like to get the Auntie Donna chairs
on the Mission Zach podcast.
Fine.
And in exchange for two,
two, Auntie Donna chairs for two missions.
You know what this is?
You know what this is?
You know what this is, Zach?
You know what this is?
This is a crossover event.
It is.
For the first time in Auntie Donna podcast history.
This is a CSI Miami going to CSI, New York.
This is,
this is the watchman going into the DC universe and vice versa.
This is a crossover event.
Nothing like this has been done in pop.
This is the first.
We've done podcast in the car.
We've done podcast standing under the table.
Did we do that one?
No, that was an idea we had.
But then we found out kick pod.
had done that already.
So this is the first time in podcast history where we are doing a crossover event.
Next week.
What happens in this podcast affects what happens in the Mission Zach podcast.
Even though they have a very different banking schedule, so it will have months apart.
Yeah.
And vice versa.
But maybe we can, you know, you can time it.
Yeah, you can time it out.
This is crazy.
This is a first.
You thought we'd lost our minds?
No.
We're back on track.
Sometimes people think when we're banking them, which we are, I'll admit.
We've always been happy saying that.
It's never been a problem.
Never been a problem.
We are banking the podcast right now, getting a few in before I go to Mexico.
I'm going to Mexico.
Careful when you're ordering a margarita there.
Yeah, well, you might want a pizza.
I don't know.
The point is we are banking them.
Sometimes that leads to us losing our minds, losing coherence.
Luckily, this is, we've learned.
that on the best idea we've ever had,
which is a crossover event
that has never been done in any podcast
in the history of mankind
and probably alien kind.
Next week.
If aliens are out there,
we don't know.
Next week.
But they probably are.
The universe is so expansive
and all the ingredients are there for human life.
Maybe we're the aliens.
You ever think about that?
Yeah.
Next week,
the Auntie Donner podcast, the first ever podcast chair trade.
We'll crossover event.
I will have this chair because I like this chair.
But Broden and Mark will be sitting.
No, I like this chair.
Brodard.
So is it just Mark?
Oh, that's fine.
Michigan doesn't mind the Miss chair.
All right.
We're going to be trading one chair.
Mark will be in the Mish and Zach chair.
And I will have the Auntie Donner chair.
So it's still, we're still doing a crossover event.
It's not as exciting as it was.
before, because before it was going to be two chairs, now it's one, which makes me go, is it
I think we should do it.
I think it's worth a shot.
Is there a point to it?
You're not comfortable in this chair?
I'm not comfortable in my chair.
I think it's going to be two very happy boys.
But you said yours is worse for me because I'm a big boy.
Oh, and I'm little.
I think give it a go.
Next week, Mark will be in the Mission Zach chair and maybe, yeah, it's a crossover.
It's a crossover event and it is still exciting.
We acknowledge it's not as exciting.
She says two chairs.
We admit it's not.
She likes things the way they are.
Really?
She's going to come and she's going to go,
why is there a big red chair there?
Well, that's just something Miss is going to have to,
if you explain to it, it's a crossover event.
It's a first time of thing.
She'll understand what that is.
And it's huge for Mish and Zach Pogar.
Namely, I'll finally be in a comfortable chair again.
Yeah.
I'll be happy.
I'll be on.
So we are signing off on this.
Next week is the great chair.
Let's talk about it off air.
Fight about it.
Yeah, we'll see what we get to.
I've got to pitch you my great idea, Mark, that I've had.
And now?
Because I'd like to wrap this up.
Sure.
So that has been...
Five best movies.
Five best movies.
Yeah, let's know why, if you agree or disagree with us in the comments.
I think there was certainly some disagreement here.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
It was hard to land on them.
But once we did, I feel pretty confident.
choices.
It's a definitive list and it's probably going to go up as a little page on
internet movie Database.com.
So that's the five best movies.
Take it away, Broden.
I hope I get a kiss this Christmas.
I hope I get a kiss a special from Santa Claus.
Ooh yeah.
I hope I get syphilis on Christmas.
Siff.
I wouldn't stop it unless I thought it's very necessary.
Civilis is on the rise
You think this shit will fly at your triple M's
Where you do your
You think I don't know you're on fucking triple M
That's it we think we don't listen
And we fucking know you're going there in the mornings
Making a bit of fucking cash on the side
You think we're fucking stupid
I gotta run guys
I gotta run
And then what do we say
And then I chuck on the radio
What do I hear?
Brod and Kelly
Mouthin off
Cutting off songs
No you're not
Because that is illegal
in the triple M studio.
You wouldn't cut off a song on Triple M.
If 9-11 happened maybe?
No.
No, they would let the track finish
unless it just started.
They would end...
Don't ever say that again.
And at the least, they would do a fade out.
If 9-11 happened, that would be a tragedy.
Can you get up smooth?
And I'll show you, and we can do what would happen.
You shouldn't joke about 9-11 happening, man.
That's not cool.
Imagine if it happened.
This would be like this, right?
This is how 9-11 would happen.
happened with tripling.
Man, it's a hot one.
That seven inches from the midday sun.
You're my reason for reason.
You say so cool.
9-11 happened.
This is how I believe it would happen, but can you sing smooth?
Yeah.
Yeah.
My manitita.
My Spanish hard a moaning.
Oh no.
9-11.
Now Mark, your version of how Triple M would...
Your mode.
Just keep it going.
How do I...
How do I turn this down?
How do I stop the...
How do I...
Two planes have just hit down.
I've got to tell everyone.
I don't know how to operate.
They didn't fucking tell me how to operate this...
fucking desk.
I can't stop it.
Why is smooth still playing?
Please stop it.
I need to get this.
news out of the world.
I need to get this new...
Okay, so if you're tuning in, I don't know how to turn it down smooth, but um...
So in New York, this is unprecedented what's happened.
It seems to be an attack on American soil.
At first, we thought it was a horrible accident.
Turn it.
Is there anyone that can help me turn this down?
Is there anyone that can...
Oh, let's forget about it.
That's the end of the episode.
Right there.
You've been listening to the Auntie Donner podcast.
Thanks for joining us for another Ripper episode brought to you by Auntie Donner Club.com.
See you next week.
Welcome to the future.
