Aunty Donna Podcast - Silent Butt, Deadly - A lesson in chairing

Episode Date: September 29, 2026

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Starting point is 00:00:00 If you enjoy this podcast for some reason, why not come and support us on the Auntie Donner Club powered by Patreon helps us make this show? Enjoy this thing you're about to listen to. This is a Grouse House podcast. Hello and welcome to Top Five Movies, a podcast where we, three people of Auntie Donna, Mark, Broan, Zach, we all try to come to a consensus on the five greatest movies. ever made. That's right. The list is not each of us. It's all of us. It's about compromise. It's about conversation. It's going to be a very fun podcast.
Starting point is 00:00:38 Also, occasionally, I will say a statement and the guys will have to guess the question that is the answer to that statement and we'll play the Jeopardy music from time to time. But the podcast is...
Starting point is 00:00:53 It's a top five movies. Not Jeopardy. It's not Jeopardy. All right, let's get started. What do we think? Do we want to just throw in a top five movie? Well, I would say a top five list of movies is incomplete without a Christmas movie. Christmas is something that everyone celebrates all over the world every year. Are you forgetting the entire Islamic religion? Yes, sorry, I am.
Starting point is 00:01:20 Not everyone. You're forgetting all my apologies. A lot of Asia. Yes, I am. I'm so sorry. It's really only about it. Let Mark apologize. I forgot about most of the world
Starting point is 00:01:31 when I made that statement about Christmas. Think about it. I'm a bad forgetful boy. I make mistakes. I am a toy of the world that plays with me and all I do is shit and pee. Yes.
Starting point is 00:01:53 Because life is unfair. When you're riding a small mare Your feet drag on the ground While it's hooves go to town Us Why would I not of course? Thank you so much for that beautiful apology Mark This is just a musical break
Starting point is 00:02:31 Oh sorry Sorry, sorry, man That's okay, it's just a couple of bars My little boy His name is Troy He was hidden in a large wooden horse And he surprised us of course There's nothing worse than a boy
Starting point is 00:02:56 Who is but a toy Thank you Small Yeah, that is the end Oh it was No yeah that was the end Sorry thank you so much That's right
Starting point is 00:03:08 I go to sing small And then I cut myself off Sure Are you sure you can keep going No no no No no the song's over Well we won't be doing Keep going
Starting point is 00:03:17 What would you think you would do Well I can't That's like saying At the end of the credits of a movie What would happen If there was like another scene That's all the time When one example
Starting point is 00:03:29 One example One example Every Marvel movie. All right. That's fair. I forgot. So, I forgot.
Starting point is 00:03:36 Could I keep forgetting? All these, uh, see, so that's just a demo I'm working on. I'm quite fleshed. I actually, sorry,
Starting point is 00:03:47 I actually want to apologize to you, Mark. At what for? For cutting you off earlier? Oh, you didn't cut me off. You just, uh,
Starting point is 00:03:55 there was a bit at the start where I talked during your musical break. Oh, yes, yes. I don't want to apologize to you for that. I'm sorry for what I did. Shouldn't have assumed that the song was over.
Starting point is 00:04:19 Shouldn't have assumed such things. I'm sorry for what I did. Sorry that I did that. Sorry that I hurt your feelings. It was clearly a musical. break, a little break between the words. It was clearly a little break for you to collect your thoughts. I thought the song was over, much like the boy on the horse was over.
Starting point is 00:04:54 Was over of course. The boy in the horse, his name was Troy, much like the name of the name. Much like the name of the town He swind inside that wooden horse And never, that's right There was no oxygen in that horse And sure He shouldn't have gone in the horse
Starting point is 00:05:38 He suffocated of course And that's the tragic day That was great Are you also doing, do you have a musical career that you're trying to launch? I am. Okay, because you got to talk to, we should talk about that. Because I just don't want, I'm trying to sell records over here. And if you're trying to do that as well.
Starting point is 00:06:04 I can see that there are some similarities to turn out to Apology song. And yeah, there was, thematically your song was about my song. So there's just, I just have concerns there about trying to push two different single. The single is a single you working on LP? I think the story of Troy and a wooden horse. I think the story of Troy and a wooden horse is an old ancient Greek story. I think we could all... Not about our boy named Troy on a horse.
Starting point is 00:06:32 It makes sense that we could each independently arrive at that, though. If you're selling records, just tell me we've got to release him at least two years apart because I need a big runway for... That puts me behind so much, man. Please let me release it first. Please. Well, you already shotgunned it? So I'll just go fuck myself and my music career in the toilet.
Starting point is 00:06:58 I'll flush it down. Brodin, have you got anything to say about this? With all my poos. I'll put my music career in the toilet with my poos and flush it. I think we're just seeing... Cut music. I think we're just seeing two different learning types clashing against each other. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:07:12 And I think it's what you guys are so great at. I think you could work together. I just think it's two different. different learning The thing we're both so great at is singing
Starting point is 00:07:22 and you haven't mentioned either of our songs once. We are so proud of our songs which we arrived that independently.
Starting point is 00:07:30 I don't know about that. That's what I'm questioning. There has been so many iterations of the Troy and the
Starting point is 00:07:37 horse. It can happen that we both came up with the boy named Troy and a horse. Is that not conceivable,
Starting point is 00:07:46 a Trojan horse. Is that connected to Troy? Yes. The horse goes into the city of Troy. Vaguely, vaguely.
Starting point is 00:07:54 And we both independently came up with the idea. And there are different stories? Your boy was in the horse, but he was happy. My boy suffocated from... My boy was named after the horse. My boy was named after Troy Savan. All right. So that's different.
Starting point is 00:08:10 It's different. Broden, um... Brodham, we'd like to apologize to you together. Yeah, we fucked up, man. No, not necessarily. Not necessarily. No, we have a duet song. that we're releasing.
Starting point is 00:08:20 We're releasing a duet song we think it's appropriate for this time. Yeah. Yeah. Why don't it all rap songs start with Broden? Yeah, Broden.
Starting point is 00:08:31 Yeah. You know, we made a mistake. Mm-hmm. It happens to the best of us. Don't get mad at us. I know that you're a little bit mad, a little bit sad and a little bit glad that we're apologising to you today
Starting point is 00:08:47 because that's going to be A-O. Happy birthday, mate. We got you this cake. We want you to have a slice. Then go around with a vice for sure. It's made of sugar and flour and eggs and milk and water and flour and eggs and milk and a little bit of icing. Have that cake.
Starting point is 00:09:11 But don't go slicing people with the sword. Don't do that. Oh my lord. They'll be upset and they'll be skis and they'll be skisking. Yeah, don't be a samurai. Yeah. Tom Cruise played a samurai in a movie that caught my eyes. I was watching it.
Starting point is 00:09:30 Whoa. Whoa. Why would you cut off a hit song? Hit duet song. Why would you cut that off? Pology to Brodard and Cake. Do you know the name of the song? Apology to Brode and Cake Samurai?
Starting point is 00:09:44 I stopped that song. You're never getting a job of Triple J if you're doing that man because i have something to say okay i love that song oh wow i love that song okay this is interesting i love that song right right i love that song oh yeah yeah my name is broden how you doing i'm up over here i'm absolutely spewing because i didn't write that song wow wow I only listen to it. I love that song.
Starting point is 00:10:32 Wow. So you, I'm just out. Just, you, you, do you have an LP coming out? Do you have an LP coming out?
Starting point is 00:10:45 I didn't want to bring it up. You have to. I'm very excited to announce that I will be launching in a few weeks. In a few, in a few, In a few weeks? Yes.
Starting point is 00:10:56 In a few weeks from now, I will be relaunching my, I love that song, EP at Sanity Box Hill. So it's just an EP? LP. It's an LP. Long play.
Starting point is 00:11:06 Like my dick. So one thing. We're going to go to that break. When we come back. What? What? We're going to figure out who's doing the LP. And then top five music.
Starting point is 00:11:15 How's it like your dick? You got five tracks on either side of your cock? Mark, can we go to an hour break? We'll figure this out. And I've got the perfect setting. Right, Tom, can you hit that Jeopardy music. Hi, but it's not a Jeopardy episode. Welcome back.
Starting point is 00:11:30 It's not a Jeopardy episode. You haven't lived up to your end of the card. Welcome back to the segment. Back to the five songs. Broden, you are also releasing an EP. Tell us a little bit about that. That's right. I am releasing I love that song, which is a long play like my dick.
Starting point is 00:11:51 And we are doing a signing at Sanity Box Heller. And, Mark, you're releasing an LP in two years, I believe. Maybe. Maybe I am. We've got to see what happens. Because apparently, solo albums can just come out at any fucking time without any communication. We'll fucking ask Rob Thomas, cunt. Sorry, we did agree that...
Starting point is 00:12:13 Ask Rob Thomas in solo albums can come out at any point. And you ask the other band members from Matchbox 20, how that turned out. How many Matchbox 20 other people are there that have solo albums? that came out before the other ones. Tom, look it up. Tom, look up how many members of Matchbox 20 wrote their own songs? And then how do you categorize smooth
Starting point is 00:12:34 when it has Santana in it? That's not Matchbox 20. No, it's not, but it's Santana and Rob Thomas. It's a Rob Thomas collaboration. Yeah. This is a really good bit, but we agreed. Briden, would you like to pick something from the board?
Starting point is 00:12:50 Oh, God, it's just, you've just fully stopped. We agreed. Well, I didn't even get to ask you about when your LP's coming. Yeah, we'll get to that. In four years? Just, what's so we got on the board? I'll take Rob Thomas singles for 100. Only one member of Matchbox 20 has released solo albums.
Starting point is 00:13:07 Who is Rob Thomas? Who is Rob Thomas? Who is Rob Thomas correct? Okay, now you're going to have the argument. All right, and all I'm saying is, is I bet he communicated that with, I mean, definitely Santana would have known about it. And Rob, he was part of the solo bit. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:13:22 That's why he would have. So why would he communicate it? It wouldn't have surprised Santana. Santana would have released his next record around the release of Smooth. There was an album with Smooth on it. Yeah, a Rob Thomas album. No, a Santana album. Boy, it was it?
Starting point is 00:13:39 Yes, it was. Oh. Boy, it was more of a Santana project. Oh, okay. Don't you see? No, no, no. This is smooth. Oh, wait, this is smooth.
Starting point is 00:13:48 I think it's one of the worst songs in the world. What I want to know, please. Man, it's a hot one. Like seven inches from the midday sun. I hear you whisper in a word. It's really upsetting, Mark. This came on the radio the other day. I got upset.
Starting point is 00:14:04 This is so smooth. This is Rob Somers and Santana. Not a beat-ta. So it wasn't Matchbox 20. My Spanish heart of the morning. No, but what my point is that the guitarist, the bass player, the drummer, the keyboardist, probably from Matchbox 20. None of them are released solo albums. What's your concern?
Starting point is 00:14:26 That I was releasing a solo album. And I told you all. And now he's got an LP like his dick coming out. And you've got one coming out too. And so where does that put me in my solo music career? Because you're so strange. With my song about the boy named Troy. The best word will rise to the top.
Starting point is 00:14:48 What? I can't hear. I cannot stop this. Stop it. Stop it. I can't hear Zach over Santana. That'll be so cruel. I can't do a podcast about my favorite top five.
Starting point is 00:15:01 About getting to top five movies over smooth. I can't do that. And it's unprofessional. And I shouldn't have to. Well, I'll tell you what you need to do. Our original song I'll listen to. Yeah. This is what you need to do.
Starting point is 00:15:19 You need to apologize. No! Not because you're wrong or right. Oh, what? This time of year, the most important thing is being a friend and being seen to give all the joy that you can give. Why don't you apologize? Because I'm grumpy and old. Apologise.
Starting point is 00:15:47 I don't want to know. He wanted to sing Rob Thomas and. And to Tarlet dance is right to do. It's not right. It's not right to sing smooth while I'm trying to talk to you on a podcast about a definitive list of top five questions where Zach can ask questions that are the answer and we have to respond with a question. Can we cut? Whoa. Whoa.
Starting point is 00:16:18 What the fuck? We're making magic here. Broden, you are never going to. to get a job on commercial radio if in the middle of the music segments you cut it off to speak your mind. I don't think...
Starting point is 00:16:30 I wouldn't cut it off for any old reason. I hope to God Jordan Barr isn't listening to this because if she gets ideas that this is... It's one of the drive hosts on Triple J.
Starting point is 00:16:42 If she starts to get ideas for that's how commercial radio is done... It's just announced the other day. It was just announced. Six months ago. So it's new. It's new. That's awesome.
Starting point is 00:16:51 If she's listening to, listening to this and goes, oh, that's how you do it. You talk in the middle of... Jordan's a real talent. I know. And what I'm worried... She's incredible. Jordan Bar is a star.
Starting point is 00:17:02 And what I'm worried about now is that you're... And that Ben Hunter? Love Ben Hunter. Yeah, but he's not on drive. Who else is... Luca and Jordan. I can't say enough about Luke. Oh, Luke is great.
Starting point is 00:17:12 Yeah, big fan. Can I get to my fucking point? Do you know who I really love Kate Dole and saw her show at the Comedy Festival? Yeah. Nothing to do with Triple J or anything like that. But really strong. Like a young Robert. Williams, just fire, fire.
Starting point is 00:17:24 If you listen, if you work in commercial radio and you've just started hosting drive and it's an exciting new job for you, any radio has commercials. I wouldn't, I wouldn't jump in any song for no reason. I want you to know that. That was good stuff. It was fucking one of the best songs. Well, that's on our duo. And I wouldn't cut off full stuff.
Starting point is 00:17:45 We're releasing a duo LP. That was our kids. I would not cut off a. that was your MGMT kids No fucking fucking not MGMT kids We're doing a duet
Starting point is 00:17:58 Oh Kylie and Robin Yes fucking hell mate Keep up Jesus Fuck it cries Elton John What are your fucking moron What are your fucking moron?
Starting point is 00:18:06 Elton John and Malamon Monroe Listen I The only reason I cut it off It's because I thought it was just Just horrible Well that's that's That's subjective
Starting point is 00:18:18 That's so rude That's so rude Fuckhead. And why would I trust your opinion? You're a fucking morrow. One man smooth is another man's Santana classic. What? Hit it, Tom.
Starting point is 00:18:31 One man smooth. No, no, this is Matchbox 20. Tom, what are you doing, matchbox 20? You've got to give us backing tracks for our duets. Have you been, have, is, wait a sec. Stop, stop, stop, stop. Stop, stop. Stop.
Starting point is 00:18:44 Stop. Stop. Stop it. Stop it. Have all original songs. into music that you haven't written? What the hell was that? What the hell was that?
Starting point is 00:18:55 What the fuck was that? That was a sound effect. Tom. Everyone stopped. Everyone stopped. Everyone stopped. Can we stop recording? I can't.
Starting point is 00:19:03 Turn it off. Turn it off? All right. Yeah, what's going on? Someone farted. No, it was a record. There was, Tom has a soundboard. I can't smell it, but someone farted in this room.
Starting point is 00:19:13 Tom has a soundboard. It is easily fake. Here's the thing that I... Did you hear... Someone's farted again? Rodin? Did you hear it? Take off your headphones.
Starting point is 00:19:23 I can't hear any farts. What's with the hat? Why are you wearing this hat? Because an executive from Triple M gave me this hat. And he said, Would you like a fart? Did you just hear a fart? No.
Starting point is 00:19:37 Are you hearing a fart right now? Zach and I both hearing farts. We're hearing farts. They're only in the headphones. That means it's Tom. And here's my fucking... Oh, fuck head. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:19:44 Fuck head. Are you here? There is a fart. Three words. Three words. Three words. There's a fart. And I can't.
Starting point is 00:19:49 hear it. But you said I would hear the fart if there was a fart, right? You said that. Admit it. Have you got three words? Fuckhead. Silent but deadly. Yeah, but we can hear them. Because you're maybe closer to them or maybe you did them or maybe you think you can hear them. Are you colluding with him right now? Because that's the only... Either you're colluding with him or you are the fucking moron I accused you of being. Well, I must be the fucking moron.
Starting point is 00:20:16 No, well, look. Crucify me. I know about silent and dead. Calm down. Silent but deadly. Calm, calm down. Calm down. Calm down both of you. Silent but.
Starting point is 00:20:27 Here's the problem. I hear the farts now. Yeah, we're tearing ourselves apart. But the farts only seem to come whenever we drill Tom about what he's doing and why. And so I think they're a distraction. I think the farts are a distraction to turn us against each other. When really Tom has been slacking over these last two podcasts.
Starting point is 00:20:49 parts and stuff. Literally on the, like the chat form. Do you know why they call it silent? Yeah, he's been, he's been responding to Slack messages, which is part of his job.
Starting point is 00:20:58 And to be fair, he has a lot of downtime when we're recording. Do you know why they call it difficult but deadly? Because there is nothing more deadly than a silent butt. Uh, no,
Starting point is 00:21:10 I think it's because they were invented by ninjas. Hang on what? They call it silent but deadly because there is nothing more deadly than a silent butt. Do you think the phrase, silent but deadly is saying silent but comma deadly yeah silent but
Starting point is 00:21:26 silent but that's wrong deadly silent but deadly no it's silent but deadly yeah silent but deadly no because there is nothing more deadly than a silent but are we recording tomorrow as well yes and the next week as well There hasn't been a good one for it.
Starting point is 00:21:53 All right, we should turn back on. Let's let's let's... Do you get it? Which one do you? I can't move on with this show or any sketches or any of that shit until I'm get to the bottom of this because I've been living my life and you drink your fucking drink. Yeah, I do and it's delicious.
Starting point is 00:22:09 Because you can contact, you can contact Trace a loud butt. You can get that loud butt out of the room. You can stop the stink. A silent butt. That is the most truly deadly bite. think Mark and you are settle a bet yep me and bro we got a bet
Starting point is 00:22:22 while you're drinking your soft drink which I think you've had enough of Lucy which is why you're all jittery I've had enough baby yeah what would you be able to grab me a Coke is that okay I know that's not your job I know that's not in the job description it's just Brodun's got a Coke and Tom's got a Coke
Starting point is 00:22:38 and Mark what are you doing I'm trying to settle a bet with Mark is it silent but deadly or is silent but deadly I don't know what it is anymore All I know Is that I'm torn inside
Starting point is 00:23:02 Silent but deadly Or silent but deadly But it's perfectly valid Interpretations of the text I guess I guess so It's about how many T's there are in the sentence Yeah
Starting point is 00:23:23 How many T's are in your sentences I believe there are two T's And I believe there's one But there's also a T in silent So I believe there are three I believe counting that time Oh yeah Oh yeah
Starting point is 00:23:40 Is it three Is it three or is it two Is it three If it's one, I'm confused. Is it silent but deadly? Silent. Is it silent but deadly? There's so many ways.
Starting point is 00:24:02 So many teas. Well, it's with one or two or two or three. I believe there's four or four. Silent but to deadlet. Silent but deadly. Silent butt Deadly And this is a song
Starting point is 00:24:22 From our combined Upcoming Triple album The Supergroup We're doing a triple album We're forming a supergroup triple album This is the announcement of our triple album That we've got coming out
Starting point is 00:24:34 Because we So we turned the podcast off for a little bit And we came back with this song Silent Butt Solid But Dead Tlee Yeah
Starting point is 00:24:44 And during the break that we took When we turned it off We all came together, realized we were brothers, realized there was no point fighting over whose solo career was going to be the best, when actually if we combine our efforts into a triple album, then, and I get 60% of the residuals, then we're all, we're safe from home.
Starting point is 00:25:07 Safe from home. It doesn't matter how many T's. I wouldn't stop it for no reason. Oh, no. Lucy, you should go home. God, I'm just so scared that professional radio I think she needs. Go home.
Starting point is 00:25:21 What are you sick with? Go home, man. I see that you're sick. I can help Tom pack down. Oh, no, no, no, no, okay.
Starting point is 00:25:27 You sure? She got a head cold. Yeah, sounds like a head cold. It looks like a nasty. Well, where, Lucy, thoughts and prayers. Lucy,
Starting point is 00:25:38 take the next month off. What? Bro, don't, you can't. I don't think you have that authority. But put it in the leave, calendar.
Starting point is 00:25:49 Just see what happens. Hey. Yes. I wouldn't cut it off for no reason. I was really enjoying. What are you doing? My neck is these chairs? I don't need to go back, but my neck is really hurting.
Starting point is 00:26:03 Hey, can I just say, these chairs are better than the Mission Zach chairs. And if any chairs are changing first, I got dibs on the first chair change. I look like I'm fucking, I look like I'm fucking, I look, I got, they two. Too tiny. I'd take a fucking iron maiden over this to be completely. Can we trade chairs? Can we trade chairs?
Starting point is 00:26:25 Tom, please can we trade chairs? Can we have mission Zach chairs? What are we doing? We're doing our goddamn jobs. We're doing our goddamn job. I'm making a goddamn deal. Please could you let me make this deal? He's uncomfortable in his chair here.
Starting point is 00:26:41 I'm uncomfortable in the mission Zach chairs. I'd like to trade to Auntie Donner chairs. No, no, no, no, one, I need on a chair. One mission, Zach chair. No, for two missing Jack chairs. No. You've got to fucking share.
Starting point is 00:26:56 No, no, I need two chairs. I don't care how, what? But don't you want to learn a lesson in sharing? Or sharing? I need two chairs for the mission. Write that down, please write that down, so if you're just joining us, Tom has a podcast network. The golden shining jewel of that network is us, the auntie daughter show.
Starting point is 00:27:17 but he buys chairs without consulting the artist and Mark is very uncomfortable in his chair I have been on the record you're probably not a listener we have less listeners but on the Mission Zach podcast I don't care for my chair there's a hard push for aesthetic over over fucking practicality and it seems it seems the aesthetic that Tom wants
Starting point is 00:27:39 for the Mission Zach chair is a big lump with his knees at his ears because that's how it's a tiny chair but I think that might work for Mark who is smaller than me. So I'm trying to cut myself a deal. No chairs will be changing hands, no extra money from you, Tom. Is this the second podcast we did today?
Starting point is 00:27:55 Yeah. Yeah, we got another one to go. I would like to make a deal. And that deal is, I would like to get, I would like to get the Auntie Donna chairs on the Mission Zach podcast. Fine.
Starting point is 00:28:07 And in exchange for two, two, Auntie Donna chairs for two missions. You know what this is? You know what this is? You know what this is, Zach? You know what this is? This is a crossover event. It is.
Starting point is 00:28:17 For the first time in Auntie Donna podcast history. This is a CSI Miami going to CSI, New York. This is, this is the watchman going into the DC universe and vice versa. This is a crossover event. Nothing like this has been done in pop. This is the first. We've done podcast in the car.
Starting point is 00:28:37 We've done podcast standing under the table. Did we do that one? No, that was an idea we had. But then we found out kick pod. had done that already. So this is the first time in podcast history where we are doing a crossover event. Next week. What happens in this podcast affects what happens in the Mission Zach podcast.
Starting point is 00:29:00 Even though they have a very different banking schedule, so it will have months apart. Yeah. And vice versa. But maybe we can, you know, you can time it. Yeah, you can time it out. This is crazy. This is a first. You thought we'd lost our minds?
Starting point is 00:29:15 No. We're back on track. Sometimes people think when we're banking them, which we are, I'll admit. We've always been happy saying that. It's never been a problem. Never been a problem. We are banking the podcast right now, getting a few in before I go to Mexico. I'm going to Mexico.
Starting point is 00:29:32 Careful when you're ordering a margarita there. Yeah, well, you might want a pizza. I don't know. The point is we are banking them. Sometimes that leads to us losing our minds, losing coherence. Luckily, this is, we've learned. that on the best idea we've ever had, which is a crossover event
Starting point is 00:29:51 that has never been done in any podcast in the history of mankind and probably alien kind. Next week. If aliens are out there, we don't know. Next week. But they probably are.
Starting point is 00:30:06 The universe is so expansive and all the ingredients are there for human life. Maybe we're the aliens. You ever think about that? Yeah. Next week, the Auntie Donner podcast, the first ever podcast chair trade. We'll crossover event.
Starting point is 00:30:22 I will have this chair because I like this chair. But Broden and Mark will be sitting. No, I like this chair. Brodard. So is it just Mark? Oh, that's fine. Michigan doesn't mind the Miss chair. All right.
Starting point is 00:30:33 We're going to be trading one chair. Mark will be in the Mish and Zach chair. And I will have the Auntie Donner chair. So it's still, we're still doing a crossover event. It's not as exciting as it was. before, because before it was going to be two chairs, now it's one, which makes me go, is it I think we should do it. I think it's worth a shot.
Starting point is 00:30:54 Is there a point to it? You're not comfortable in this chair? I'm not comfortable in my chair. I think it's going to be two very happy boys. But you said yours is worse for me because I'm a big boy. Oh, and I'm little. I think give it a go. Next week, Mark will be in the Mission Zach chair and maybe, yeah, it's a crossover.
Starting point is 00:31:13 It's a crossover event and it is still exciting. We acknowledge it's not as exciting. She says two chairs. We admit it's not. She likes things the way they are. Really? She's going to come and she's going to go, why is there a big red chair there?
Starting point is 00:31:27 Well, that's just something Miss is going to have to, if you explain to it, it's a crossover event. It's a first time of thing. She'll understand what that is. And it's huge for Mish and Zach Pogar. Namely, I'll finally be in a comfortable chair again. Yeah. I'll be happy.
Starting point is 00:31:40 I'll be on. So we are signing off on this. Next week is the great chair. Let's talk about it off air. Fight about it. Yeah, we'll see what we get to. I've got to pitch you my great idea, Mark, that I've had. And now?
Starting point is 00:31:54 Because I'd like to wrap this up. Sure. So that has been... Five best movies. Five best movies. Yeah, let's know why, if you agree or disagree with us in the comments. I think there was certainly some disagreement here. Oh, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:11 It was hard to land on them. But once we did, I feel pretty confident. choices. It's a definitive list and it's probably going to go up as a little page on internet movie Database.com. So that's the five best movies. Take it away, Broden. I hope I get a kiss this Christmas.
Starting point is 00:32:28 I hope I get a kiss a special from Santa Claus. Ooh yeah. I hope I get syphilis on Christmas. Siff. I wouldn't stop it unless I thought it's very necessary. Civilis is on the rise You think this shit will fly at your triple M's Where you do your
Starting point is 00:32:54 You think I don't know you're on fucking triple M That's it we think we don't listen And we fucking know you're going there in the mornings Making a bit of fucking cash on the side You think we're fucking stupid I gotta run guys I gotta run And then what do we say
Starting point is 00:33:07 And then I chuck on the radio What do I hear? Brod and Kelly Mouthin off Cutting off songs No you're not Because that is illegal in the triple M studio.
Starting point is 00:33:18 You wouldn't cut off a song on Triple M. If 9-11 happened maybe? No. No, they would let the track finish unless it just started. They would end... Don't ever say that again. And at the least, they would do a fade out.
Starting point is 00:33:31 If 9-11 happened, that would be a tragedy. Can you get up smooth? And I'll show you, and we can do what would happen. You shouldn't joke about 9-11 happening, man. That's not cool. Imagine if it happened. This would be like this, right? This is how 9-11 would happen.
Starting point is 00:33:46 happened with tripling. Man, it's a hot one. That seven inches from the midday sun. You're my reason for reason. You say so cool. 9-11 happened. This is how I believe it would happen, but can you sing smooth? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:11 Yeah. My manitita. My Spanish hard a moaning. Oh no. 9-11. Now Mark, your version of how Triple M would... Your mode. Just keep it going.
Starting point is 00:34:29 How do I... How do I turn this down? How do I stop the... How do I... Two planes have just hit down. I've got to tell everyone. I don't know how to operate. They didn't fucking tell me how to operate this...
Starting point is 00:34:43 fucking desk. I can't stop it. Why is smooth still playing? Please stop it. I need to get this. news out of the world. I need to get this new... Okay, so if you're tuning in, I don't know how to turn it down smooth, but um...
Starting point is 00:34:56 So in New York, this is unprecedented what's happened. It seems to be an attack on American soil. At first, we thought it was a horrible accident. Turn it. Is there anyone that can help me turn this down? Is there anyone that can... Oh, let's forget about it. That's the end of the episode.
Starting point is 00:35:16 Right there. You've been listening to the Auntie Donner podcast. Thanks for joining us for another Ripper episode brought to you by Auntie Donner Club.com. See you next week. Welcome to the future.

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