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The following took place
in March of 2021
in the city of Los Angeles, California
We John Broden
in the foyer
of a very big tech company
in Los Angeles
Broden, how are you?
Joe, Joan Broden.
Joan Broden
Great to see you
Hi, I'm Broden
It's actually Broden
Oh hi
Hi
Nice to meet you
I'm Steffanan
You're sorry
Your hand is cold to the touch
Yes
Stevenon we always say that about
I just
Introduce yourself
My name's Blanche
Dufus
Blanche Dufus here is
He's new to the company
He came over from
I don't know if I can say
He came over from a streamer
He's here to help us
with the content strategy
strategy
and we are so excited to meet you
my blood runs cold
well it's so exciting to be in front of you both today
I'm from a comedy group called Auntie Donner
oh we know all about you
we know we saw the series
we saw the pilot you made
for the Australian Broadcasting Corporation
that one shot
that shot
loved it man that single shot
oh thank you
and we love that shot
Love your Netflix House of Fun.
Love it.
Thank you.
That everything's a drum?
So good.
Has Tina offered you a water or coffee or anything like that?
I would love a black coffee.
Tina.
Tina.
Tina.
Tina.
Tina.
Tina.
You want a coffee as well?
No, I'm fine.
You sure you want a water?
I'm on a detox.
You want a water?
No.
You sure you don't want a water or coffee?
I can drink any liquids for six months.
You don't want a water or coffee?
I can only eat food.
that are the color gray.
You're going to get a coffee, yeah?
Yeah.
Tina, we're going to get two coffees and just a water for the table, okay?
All right, bring that into Meeting Room 4.
We're going to go to Meeting Room 4.
Wow, this is so fancy.
But these people are so vapid, I think, to myself.
Their lack of depth and their weird medical diets, no water for six months.
I love that you're sort of monologuing about how that happened we are.
Do Australians do that?
Oh, that's so fun.
That's so cute.
Now, tell me a little bit about Snapchat.
Okay, sure.
So, yeah, let's go to meeting room four.
Let's sit down and we're going to talk to you a little bit about Snapchat.
Okay.
Let's talk to you about...
And we can't wait to hear about where we come from.
And then I'd love to hear about what you're up to.
Yeah.
Okay, so, Broden.
Yeah?
You're a star.
I've been at Snapchat since...
Since...
When have I been?
Since 17, I believe.
Yeah.
Yeah, I started a do.
day ago. So they started a day ago. I started in 17, 2017. Now, my predecessor was here for
three days. Wow. You understand? This is, we're really changing things up a little bit.
So, so as you know, okay, Snapchat, a lot of people don't know this, but I think you might
have the idea in your head, all right? So Snapchat, the ghost icon, the ghost icon.
Oh, yeah, sure, you know your Snapchat. I love it.
Obviously, Snapchat got it start with the instant messaging that deleted itself, okay?
But Snapchat is so much more than that.
And that's something we really want to impress on people.
Snapchat is more than just pictures of balls.
We're branching out from pictures of balls.
It's not just pictures of balls.
It's not just pictures of breasts.
You know, it's not just pictures of vagina.
It's not just pictures of bottoms.
That's what I think it is.
That's what I think it is.
We're known for pictures of balls, bottoms, breasts, and vaginas.
Now, we know that.
okay we know that we're aware of the fact that you know a lot of people you know I I grew up in the
Midwest okay I saw it it's true I grew up in the Midwest I moved to LA with a dream it's true
okay we had a dream with a dream yeah did I expect to be working and I remember I remember when
they call me one of the guys is sorry Snapchat called me he said uh hey you want to come work for us
I love what you're doing over at HBO it's true okay it's true and I said excuse me
Who are you y'all calling me from?
And he said, I'm calling from Snapchat.
And I said, and I got to admit.
What did you say?
I got to admit, I said Snapchat, is that not the, is that not the place that does the pictures of balls?
And breast and vagina.
At bottoms.
And bottoms.
And bottoms and vaginas and vaginas.
That's what I know for.
We're in the vagina room now.
You know, and that's exactly it.
This used to be, before we caught a room for.
It has the vaginas and balls.
I was a guy that said, why don't we number them?
instead of making them pictures
of breast vaginas balls
why don't we number them
and that's true to what we do now here
it was the first big change
it was the reason
I wanted to come to Snapchat
and I got to say the reason
I want to come to Snapchat
is he said to me listen
yeah we do pictures of balls
that go away real quick
all right that's the ghost
no evidence
pictures of leaves no evidence
no evidence but it does
what you mean no no no no no
But that's not my business.
That's the tech guys.
You see them down the hall.
We see them at the, when we get the free little wraps for lunch.
I see those tech guys that go, what are you doing?
How are you making the pictures disappear?
Yeah, yeah.
I said, where does it go?
And they said it disappears.
Okay.
Okay.
So you, I don't know anything about like the science and the tech behind it.
No.
We are all, we are all about innovation.
And creates them.
Forward thinking.
No balls.
I grew up in the Midwest.
you understand. It's true.
I remember I used to go the pictures and I used to go
this is the only way you can tell a story.
So what is?
Snapchat isn't.
It is not just pictures of balls.
It's not. It's not just pictures of vagina.
It's so much more.
Or at least it can be.
It can be so much more than that.
Do you have a live feature?
No.
What's this now live feature?
Oh, playing it out live. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
These are, again, that's on the tech side.
So the live, the stories, you know,
Well, that's what they call it on my Instagram.
We call it something different, you know,
the little, tiny little things
that stay around for 24 hours.
Yeah.
Yeah, well, that's why they call it over on Instagram.
They took the app from us, but that's all the 10 times, right?
If you swipe left, you swipe left again,
there's content happening there.
There is content happening there that is engaging young people
at seven times the rate of television.
Right.
Is that going to be balls, though?
Do I think it's going to be balls?
A lot of it's balls.
I mean, I come from HBO, okay, you know,
we're kind of the home of balls on prestige television.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was the guy that said, we need more balls.
Yeah, because there was a lot of breasts when I was there.
There was a lot of breasts.
And I said, too many breasts, that sucks us.
We need more balls.
He said, let's see some dong.
Let's see some hanging don't.
And I said that.
And I know there was a lot of people higher up that they were like straight guys.
And I was like, dude, so am I more or less, you know.
But I want to see more balls and dongs for,
because I think the
the women, they want to see
balls and dons, the gay guys they want to see
balls and dons. Even the straight guys are going to be okay
with balls and dons so long as they're still getting
their serving of breasts. As long as it's
preceded with a serving of breasts.
You understand what I'm saying here?
I was a guy that brought
balls. But tell us about you.
Tell us about you. What do you got for us? What do you got for us?
We want content and we love you.
You just did the Netflix show.
We want to bring.
HBO quality balls
balls to Snapchat
we're not going to lose the balls
you want to keep the balls
we probably read that deadline
article that said we're going to lose the balls we are not
going to lose the balls have you seen girls
balls have you seen girls
no imagine girls balls
but on Snapchat
that quality of balls
tell me when you look at a flaccid penis
what ways are going
is it
up and down
right
it's a vertical
vertical
janetalia is vertical
and hey bro
maybe
maybe hanging
a little
to the left
a little bit
to the left
then I would say
like breasts
are horizontal
sure
one breast
though
shoot
is easier
yeah
yeah
so what we're saying
here is we think
that vertical
content
is the perfect
place for
premium balls
we're not
losing the balls
we're upscaling
the balls
and we're
we've got a
content
We're in touch with the youth of the world.
What we learned watching HBO shows is to get a full dong and balls.
They need to be lying horizontal.
And it's an international world, right?
You got to have balls from all over the world.
What am I supposed to do?
Remount my TV to be horizontal.
It's true.
So you guys are crazy.
I saw you at Largo?
Yes.
I'm from a comedy group called Auntie Domino.
No, I saw you at Largo 18, 20.
And I said, I got to have, I got to see these guys' balls.
I got to see those balls.
I got to see those guys' balls.
Tell us about your balls.
I got two balls that hang below my penis.
Below your penis, that's all.
That's nice.
That's a loose ball.
You don't see that every day.
But that's not the most important thing.
The most important thing is story.
I have baby balls.
And he has a wolf nut.
So what is your perspective on your balls?
What is your story?
Tell us.
We want to hear your story.
Isn't that the thing, really?
Tell us your.
That's what we want Snapchat to become.
We're thinking to changing the name to your story.
Your story.
Your story.
You understand?
So I love your Netflix show.
The way you did that drum thing.
Everything's a drum made us laugh.
Everything is a drum.
That is so funny.
So funny the way everything was a drum.
You know, I imagine they go about their lives singing, oh, everything is a drum.
We watch the whole show, but everything is a drum.
We laughed
And didn't I
This was before the meeting
I said you got to
I saw these guys at Largo
Years ago
I went with my friend
Do you know
Well no maybe not
I went there
And I said I got
Because I was a fan of you
Since the Midwest
When I grew up in the Midwest
I'm not like these people
It's true
Okay I grew up in the Midwest
You grew up in the Midwest
Yeah
Okay
So
Oh here's the coffees
Thank you Tina
Thank you
You just pop them on
You just check
You just put them on the table
Tina
Thank you
Thank you Tina's great
Did you talk to Tina?
Yeah
She's great
She's got a future here, I think.
Yeah.
She's really good.
Yeah.
She's really good.
So we started doing sketch comedy in Melbourne in Australia.
Oh, cute.
And we found our audience online.
Okay.
Cute.
About 400,000 subscribers on YouTube.
Sure, sure.
Nice.
Okay, that's nice.
That's nice.
That's nice.
I mean, we're not really looking for much more than that.
No.
That's a good number.
That's a good base in our opinion.
Yeah.
So we could do more of our series.
We could do more sketch shows.
Shows for...
Yeah, you do sketch?
You're a star.
You do a star.
You do more songs, yeah?
Everything's a drum.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Do you do a sketch as well?
Yeah.
Wow.
That we did predominantly sketch, yeah.
I love everything's a drum.
I love that.
I love that drum.
Okay.
Would like a show, please.
So tell us your ideas.
You're going to get one.
You got any show?
Really?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
We got money, Burma.
Good feelings about this.
There was like some Saudi Prince here yesterday.
and I saw him and I was like fuck
we got a lot of money
and it's true he's given so much money man
can I ask you a question about Snapchat
sure sure I mean
and bear in mind we're creative
we're not the tech guys
so if it's about your zeros
and your ones we're gonna
have to maybe get someone else in here
it's like magic to me I got
Snapchat when I first downloaded it
when I first got the job or when I was first talking to them
I downloaded it.
It's true.
And I remember saying, I said, where's my picture?
Someone had to explain to me.
No, that's the point.
It goes away.
I said, but I screenshotsed it.
I screenshot it.
They said, you can't screenshot.
I said, thank God.
I said, where's the picture?
Where's the picture?
I remember.
Oh, God.
I'm going to be.
I'm going to be honest.
Yeah.
Auntie Donna had a Snapchat in like 2016.
Okay.
And I think we stopped using it.
I don't even know the logins anymore.
Yeah, no, no, no.
I thought you had gone defunct because I know there was series coming out,
like, there was a spooky series and a...
Oh, sure.
Snapchat original series came out in, like, 2019.
There's always a market for balls.
Yeah.
So we're still...
But you just said you want to move away from balls.
We're not...
More than balls.
Okay, so...
You'll never move away from balls.
We're more than balls.
It's your story.
Your balls.
We're also vagina.
Breasts.
We're also bottoms, feet, if that's your thing.
Oh, we'll do feet.
But we're more than even that.
We also want to tell your story.
We also want to do your story.
Tell us your idea.
Tell us your idea.
I just sort of sketches, I guess.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
We want to make premiere television.
Tell us your ideas.
I heard you got some ideas.
I was talking to your people.
What's your ideas?
Well, what about all of Auntie Donna?
We love it already.
I love it already.
And we're in a fire.
station.
Yes, I love it.
And sketches come from it.
With a pole?
Yeah, yeah.
Would there be a pole?
A vertical pole?
Yeah.
Oh, I love that.
I love that vertical.
You could get the whole pole.
You wouldn't have to turn your TV
horizontal.
And so we run a fire station.
Vertical, I mean.
We're firemen and we and maybe sketch.
Oh, that's so good.
Nice.
We're not really looking for anything firemen related.
No, we're not.
There's not really a market right now, but what I love is the work element.
I think the work element is.
really excited.
Are they friends?
Are they hanging out?
Yeah.
Did they work together?
What's their perspective?
You know, what, what's their,
because that's really what we're talking about now.
Yeah.
Is we're looking for perspective.
One of their balls, like.
What's their perspective on balls?
What's their perspective on balls?
I think the three of our perspective on balls as we have them.
Okay, sure, yeah.
Describe each of the members' balls.
Sure.
Well, my left one.
How many people are in the, oh, sorry.
No, no, no.
No, no.
Please.
You got how many guys working at this fireplace?
Three.
Oh, nice.
Three. Okay.
Is there room for more?
Yeah.
Because we're loving the bro stuff at the moment.
Yeah.
You know, we love all the bro stuff.
We were doing other stuff for a while, but, like, I think people love, you know,
bros hanging out.
You can't be afraid of masculinity.
Yeah, they're shooting the shit.
I think you say in your country.
Shit, shit.
Bro's shooting the shit.
And bros of different.
Intergenerational bro.
Yeah.
Okay?
And that's something we're noticing a lot of.
You know, I hang out with my uncles.
Yeah, it's hot.
I hang out with my dad's friends.
I hang out with little boys.
You know, I hang out with all generations of bros.
Brogeration.
It's hot right now.
All you guys are around the same age, yeah?
You're like 50?
No, I'm 30.
I'm 33.
Oh, wow.
You look great for your age.
You look fantastic.
You just said I was 50.
Well, you know, it's a little different down in Australia.
You look L.A. 50.
You look beautiful.
L.A. 50 means you're not pumped up full of everything.
I'm from the Midwest.
I came here.
I said everyone's so pumped up full of everything, you know?
Yeah.
I'm playing with you, though.
That's so fun about this idea of like intergenerational.
Is it your dad?
I love that.
Yeah.
That's actually what we're looking for.
Who are you thinking for that?
Who are you so?
Famous person.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
How about this Patton Oswald?
Yeah.
Hadn Oswald.
Okay.
Remy.
Remy from Rattahoo.
You know who would be a great dad for him, Louis C.K.?
Oh, yeah.
Well, he's not around anymore.
Oh, no, he is.
He's back.
So who's going to play the lower generation?
What are you thinking there?
I don't know.
You thinking little boys?
Yeah, Timothy Shalame.
Oh, he's hot.
Yeah, he's hot.
He's funny, and he's funny.
Yeah.
You know, when he's doing, I saw him on the, on SNL, right?
And he's funny.
Oh, he's funny.
And I think that he would probably, you know, I don't know for sure.
I don't know for sure.
But I think he would want to do something fun.
Yeah.
You know, I think I see him on S&L and I think this is a guy he's doing all that serious stuff.
Yeah, he's a real, you know, he's known to be a wallflower, you know, peaking and and spying on other people.
Why not come off of that?
Maybe that Israel, Israel guy.
Sure, yeah.
Sure.
Yeah, we can bring him back.
Now tell me, what's the.
What's the emotional perspective here?
Yeah.
So it's a bro-generational.
I love this idea.
I love that.
Intergenerational bros.
But it's about sketches.
Sure, sketches.
And that's perfect.
We want short form.
Yeah.
Sure.
But like over the course of the six episodes.
Yeah.
Over the course.
Over the course of the six episodes.
Over the course.
course over the course of the six episodes yes what what what what what what's the journey and what's
a perspective and how is that perspective of the rose going to change but can I just say one thing
yeah I don't want to go to him to say this thing I'm liberal right we're all liberal here I don't want to
make assumptions here but you know the world is very divided right now yeah America is very
divided now we want to see a perspective and we want you to take a stand and we want you to be
clear on that stand
but we don't want anything too divisive.
Is that the word we're looking for?
Yeah, we don't want to put people off.
We want you to be sharp.
We want you to say something.
We want to hear your perspective, okay?
But just, you know what I'm saying.
Yeah, so we're just a...
I'm from the Midwest, you know.
Our idea is three generations of men in a fire station.
Sure, sure.
Sketches, short form.
Yeah, but we're kind of conservative without...
Well, no, no, because then you're going to look.
I mean, and not losing, we're not thinking of this, it's a creative place, you're going to lose the coasts there.
So we're not, we're a bit conservative, but we're quite liberal as well.
Oh, great.
Oh, okay, sure, both at the same time.
That's great.
Understands both perspectives.
Yeah, and we've got our nuts out.
You got your nuts out.
Oh, balls.
You've got balls?
But it's more than just balls, yeah?
Yeah.
You got your ass out as well.
And yeah.
What about vagina?
Yeah.
Sure, great.
Sure, sure.
Because Snapchat is making good television, but also balls.
We want to change the game, but we can't get rid of balls.
Okay, tell me who's, so I'm thinking maybe the dad, the son, there's a bit of a thing going on there, yeah?
Yeah.
So a bit of tension.
Yeah.
Maybe son doesn't want to be a firefighter.
It's mostly a sketch show.
Yeah, but what's the journey we're going on?
Does he stay with the firefighting?
What's the journey there?
He wants to leave it.
Does the boy become a man?
I feel like you're, do you have an idea you want to pitch to me?
No, I mean, you're coming in with this great stuff.
I'm just kind of, I'm echoing what you're kind of saying,
the direction you're leading me down a path.
No, no, I don't think so.
No, no, I, we're really a wide open book here.
We know we're more than balls.
We know we're more than balls.
Yeah.
We know we want to do content.
We know a Saudi prince just gave our boss three and a half billion dollars.
Yeah.
So, I mean, really.
we're an open book and you're coming in here
with this idea of
which we love intergenerational
bro drama
set in a firefighting
does it have to be firefighting? No. No. What sort of
workplace other workplaces are you thinking?
I'll just say some and you respond. Oh no
I want to hear from you. I want to hear your perspective. A bank
okay what else do you think? That's a cop shop
okay that's interesting yeah sure what do you like about the cop shop
The intergenerational men
Sure, yeah, but what else about the cop shop?
The crime of it
The crime, fine, okay, sure
You're interested in crime? What else?
The administrative part of the administration, okay
Pencil pushers
Pencil pushers
Do you like that?
Oh, that's funny
Yeah, that's funny
Like the office?
I think it's turned for the office to come back
Yeah
We could do it, ours is set in an office
Oh, in an office
Oh, okay
So bros, intergenerational bros
Intergenerational, bro-durational office, a boy becoming a man.
Why are the Aussies there?
Why are the Aussies there?
They fish out of water.
Oh, well, that's been done quite a lot.
We've seen that.
It's been done quite a lot.
Maybe they're just Americans.
I'm perfectly okay.
No.
It's an inter-I'm perfectly okay.
I see an Aussie accent now.
I just watched, oh, did you see the one with the one take about the boys?
Adolescence.
Intergenerational bros.
Yeah.
And it's where the bro goes wrong.
It's very scary.
Yeah.
And I got to say, terrifying.
As a father?
Oh, my God, terrifying.
I'm not a father, and I'm not a son.
I'm not a father.
I know fathers.
I came out of the Midwest.
Yeah.
Just sort of, I would, I just formed.
Yeah, you just grew.
He grew out of the Midwest.
I grew out of a cornfield.
I grew out of a cornfield.
I was like, they thought they were picking corn.
In the Midwest, though, yeah?
Yeah, in the Midwest.
I have 17 fathers, no mother.
No mother, 17.
So.
adolescence freaked the hell out of those 17 men.
Those 17 men all called at the same time.
We had to get on a Google meet.
One take, you see that?
Are you making fun of me?
Is this...
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I love you. I love this idea of the office drama,
the intergenerational stuff.
I think you're absolutely right.
We don't need to explain the Australian accents.
We're just in an intergenerational, international world.
We've got to get some New Zealanders in there.
And what we're going to do, what we're going to do
is I want to know, okay, who is Broden?
Are you playing Broden?
Yeah, who are you playing?
A guy.
Oh, that's a shame.
I'm playing Broden.
Nice.
We love that because you're a star.
Yeah, we love you.
You're a star.
We love you.
We love you and the long boy and the one with the beard.
Yeah.
Now, tell me.
You want me to make the office?
What's that?
You want me to make the office?
Sure, sure, yeah.
Your version of the office.
That's very funny.
A bit funny
Serious of us
Yeah, sure
Yeah, drama
You want to do a drama?
Oh, that's exciting
Nice, nice
Tell me about Broan and the character
He's cool
Oh, okay
Cool, tell me about cool
That's so fun
He's got big muscles
Oh, nice, nice, nice
He's got a love interest
Nice, how does he get around
In a car
Oh, good, good, good
Tell us about the love interest
As a lady
That's sort of what we're going for now
We might change again back
We're going to you know
We don't want to be
So who she played by
What are you seeing
A very popular lady
Maybe Rosita Jones
Oh should be fun
And I think she'd be up for that
I worked with her on a project at HBO
I could talk to her
Oh nice yeah
Yeah
This is really fun
She's hot right now
I think you're coming up with some really cool ideas
We've done it all
We really love this idea
of a drug.
No, we are a conjugal
bro drama.
All we are a conduit.
That's all we are.
All right, well, let's get it done.
Do you want to make this show?
Oh, sure.
I mean, we'll talk to people.
We need to figure out the economics of it,
but I don't think it should be too expensive.
Where are you wanting to film it?
Yeah.
Yes, okay.
Yeah, great.
And by here, you mean Atlanta, yeah?
Yeah.
Yeah, sure.
Yeah, we want to do that in Atlanta.
That's great.
That's so good.
That's really good.
A lot of us.
He's coming in here and want to film in Australia.
Well, that's so fun.
Yeah.
We've had a wonderful time.
Oh, we've had such a good time.
We think you're a star.
We think you're such a star.
We're going to talk to, is it your people?
I can't, I'm so sorry.
We're going to talk to them.
We'll talk to your people.
Yeah.
And we're going to figure this out, I think, but it's feeling good.
It's feeling good.
Listen, you got any tickets to your show tonight?
Yeah, you want some?
Oh, I'd love to come.
I've been telling you about, have I not been telling you about the tight row
Walker and his rope fell down on the audience.
You walked right over me, Brodyn.
Yeah, I did that.
Yeah, oh, so fun.
Made me laugh, even just the idea of it.
I felt like I was in the room, you know.
Oh, yeah.
It was so fun.
It was so fun.
Are you doing that one tonight?
No.
Oh, okay, sure.
That's a shame.
That's a shame.
We will do it.
Okay, sure.
Nice.
That will improve your chances.
You are from Snapchat.
Well, no, I'm originally from HVL in the Midwest before that.
No.
yeah yeah okay broden thank you so much honey do you know your way out you can talk to tina yeah
bye bye thanks babe so love talking to you bye bye all right let's we're just gonna check in now we're
just gonna check in now bye okay sure he was fun he's cool yeah he was fun yeah he's a star
he's such a star i don't think i don't know right i don't know about snapchat for him i didn't
quite like for a comedian to be pitching a drama yeah a drama was confusing
I sort of thought, you know, when he was originally talking, I mean, I thought he was going to go down like a sketch route.
Yeah, like more comedy.
You know, I was like, this guy's got muscles, maybe sketch route, maybe an emergency worker.
But the fact that he was pitching an office drama where you got my hat.
Oh, hey, Roden.
Hey, Broden, how are you?
Good.
Excited for that chat.
I hear you love, I hear you love food.
You love food?
Were you saying before you love food?
I got to make a recommendation for you.
You got to go down my...
I have a soft, gray, sort of mushy brick.
Yeah, you can't listen to him.
He's on, like, a thing at the moment.
Oh.
You got to go, what sort of food you like?
Jeez.
Okay, you got to go down to...
You got to go down corner of Hollywood and La Begla.
There's this beautiful place.
It's a Mexican sort of place, right?
But they do, like, salads.
They do like, and you got, like, the...
Protein.
Yeah.
You're going to think lemonade, sure.
I mean, I get it.
That's a thing you buy from the, you know.
But it's more like Sprite.
It's crazy.
It's run by Aussies.
You'll love it.
It'll be so much fun.
I went there with Millie Bobby Brown.
Oh, really?
Yeah, sure.
Is that when you were like, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, you got to go.
Tell me what you think.
You got to see you after the show tonight.
Get a flat white.
Hilarious that you call it that.
Oh, that's so fun.
That's so fun.
Okay, see you later, Broden.
So fun.
So fun.
such a star.
Such a star.
Shame he didn't come in
with a sketch concept.
Not right for us.
I wanted more comedy.
And I just wish, you know,
I wish he'd had a harder take.
He was being a little wishy-washy
with the liberal conservative thing.
And his obsession with balls.
Yeah.
When we're trying to move away from balls.
Could have done with a few more balls.
I would have liked to see more balls.
I just, I'm seeing this concept, right?
and there's all these men with balls, right?
And I'm like, where am I going to see the balls?
Where am I going to see the ball?
There was not enough opportunity, opportunity for balls.
Later that night after the Auntie Donner show.
Broden, hey.
Thanks for coming.
Oh, great to see you, Brodyn.
Love the show.
Love the show.
Love the show. Crazy, you must be so tired.
Yeah.
So much energy.
I mean, I go down the equinox.
I mean, I don't think I work up as much of a sweat as you.
Yeah.
You're working up a sweat up there.
Yeah.
You know who you remind me of?
Who?
You know who you remind me of?
Who?
Oh, yeah.
With a bit of Buster Keaton.
Oh, you got a bit of Buster Keaton.
We're old cinema fans, you know?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, we love that. That's so much fun.
How is this show for you?
How was for you?
Good.
I was laughing my ass off.
Yeah.
I'm being honest with you.
I said, I said, I said,
about halfway through the show I leaned over
I said I know we're co-workers
but you gotta just realize
I'm probably making a fool of myself here
I laugh I'm guffawing
do you know guffawing?
Yeah yeah
I'm slapping my knee
I felt like a bottle of wine
being decorked
yeah oh my gosh
you're so fun
you're so fun
and the other ones are so fun
thank you for coming
the big boy with the long hair
and the little one with the beard
yeah
Oh, so fun.
So fun.
We have a TV show.
Oh, we talk about that later.
We'll talk about that, but we love it.
We're feeling really good.
It's feeling really good.
Tell me, Brodom, what are you going to do?
It is.
Where are you going after it is?
Norms.
Norms.
Oh, Norms.
Oh, love norms.
Yeah.
The black and shrimp pasta.
I remember when I first came here from the Midwest.
Yeah.
I don't know if I saw a job from the Midwest.
It's true.
I grew from a field of corn.
I would be.
go, I would go after I would do, I was doing
internship. Yeah? I would go
to Norms every day.
Oh, every day. It's so funny to bring up norms.
I can't believe I didn't mention norms to you.
I would go to Norms every day and I would get,
they used to do a butt coffee. I would get the
coffee and I would just get coffee.
Bottomless. And I would just have coffee
and I would write my dreams down.
It's true. It's so true.
And I think Norms is fun.
Norms Cafe, Diner Culture. That's really fun.
Yeah, yeah. It should be a comedy
Thanks for coming.
Oh, thank you so much, Broden.
Thank you, Broden.
You were so funny.
Bye.
And Broden never heard from them again.
It was as if, as he flew out of LAX, back to his home in Australia, that that never happened, like a dream.
And all the optimism that flowed through these boys from the Midwest, dissipated away like jet streams on an A380.
and as the plane landed down in Melbourne
he began again
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