Aunty Donna Podcast - South African Sam & South African Sam Are Biohackers Now

Episode Date: October 22, 2024

South African Sam & South African Sam are back to talk about their new biohacking business. If you too want the biological age of a 7-year-old boy...this one’s for you! LINKS  Follow @theauntydonnagallery on Instagram https://bit.ly/auntydonna-ig  Become a Patreon supporter at http://auntydonnaclub.com/   CREDITS  Hosts: Broden Kelly, Zachary Ruane, & Mark Bonanno   Producer: Lindsey Green Digital Producers: Nick Barrett, Jim Cruse & Tanya Zerek Audio Imager: Mitch Calladine  Supervising Producer: Elise Cooper   Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh   Join The Aunty Donna Club: https://www.patreon.com/auntydonnaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A listener production. Well, hello there. It's me, Mark Samuel Bonanno up for another round. What is this? Is this maybe my Rocky 7 where Rocky goes up and fights? You know, he gets in the bouts. It's the South African Sams. It's me. It's them.

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What are you doing? No, same thing. I'm just doing a podcast. I'm doing a podcast. I'm doing a podcast. I'm doing a podcast. I'm doing a podcast. I'm doing a podcast. I'm doing a podcast. I'm doing a podcast. I'm doing a podcast. I'm like a sack and sometimes I'm guest We hope you enjoy the motherfucking podcast

Hello! Welcome to the podcast What are you doing? No, Sam, he wants to do the introduction for himself He said to us before that he wants to do it himself Well, if I don't do it... I just think it's only fair, don't you think, Sam, that we let him do it himself? I think it's appropriate for him because it's his podcast

Yeah, and I thought it was nice that you made the offer And I think it is rude of you to be upset about it but I do think we should let him do the intro himself. Well it's the thing right is in what we do now in biohacking, biohacking. So we're biohackers now Mark. Now let you do the introduction Mark, you do the introduction and then we'll talk about that biohacking. But what I'm saying is if you don't prepare, if you don't take

offers for exciting changes in your life then you close that door like for example me introducing the podcast. So you've got to go, so what's going to happen now Mark is we're going to not talk for a little bit all right? Good luck. All right because we're... Can you? Yeah absolutely Mark. Watch this. Really? Look at that, that was not talking for a moment. Now what's going to happen Mark, is we're going to not talk, all right? You're going to introduce us. They might be first time listeners, all right Mark?

And you're going to say, all right, these are those, you know, you're going to tell us them that they're my two friends, they're both named Sam, they're brothers, they're originally from Joburg in South Africa, now they live in Perth. Right? You're going to introduce all of that and then you're going to say, but they have agreed to come back on the podcast, even though I've been rude to them in the past.

And they've come on the podcast because they want to promote their new business. All right? And then we will take over from there. You don't have to talk about bioacking, but we are bioacres now. Yes. And so what you'll do is go, you say something like, now tell me about bioacking. Do that now. And then we'll talk about it. All right?

Do the intro now? Does he need to do it though? Because I feel like I've covered it. Yeah, you did. Well, I was about to say you've just about done it. Do the intro. Yeah, you do the intro, Mark. Right now.

You've covered all the major points. That are. You see. All right. I understand. Do you understand how that's rude? I don't think, I understand. Do you understand how that's rude? I don't think that's rude. What do you mean that's rude?

Just because, you know, you're my guests here. Rod. This is my space. This is my sank. I come here to like relax. Yeah Rod. I come here to escape the harshness and the awfulness of the world. Mok, let me ask you one question.

Have you been to South Africa? Oh yeah, one question. Have you been to South Africa? Have you been to South Africa? Yes. You think this is hard? Yeah, I've been there. You think it's hard? Oh, you've been to South Africa? Yeah, I have.

Where did you go to? Cape Town. Shame, man. Shame? You should have gone to Joburg, brother. I did go to Joburg. Oh, beautiful. Beautiful.

There is not a more beautiful place in the world. I don't know where to go from here because that's my only trigger. Most people I've met in Perth have not been to South Africa. Well actually most people in Perth have. If they're from South Africa they've been to South Africa but if they're not from South Africa they've not been to South Africa. South Africa is beautiful, it's the most beautiful place in the world, not a problem in the world. I agree. Once you get through those gates, you just... Beautiful gates....it's just beautiful houses and... But it's not easy, Mark. In South Africa?

No. I know. It's not easy. Just like the boy who gets pissed on in The Power of One. What's that, Mark? I've not read that book. I've not read the book Power of One. I've read The Power of One. No, not more. I don't like reading. I do not read that book. I've not read the book Power of One. I've read the Power of One. No, not more. I don't like reading. I do not like audio books. It's about having heard the story of the Power of One. I listen to podcasts at double speed, Mark. That's how I get that information.

Double speed. No, double speed, Mark. Two, two, two. Tom's two. Tom's two. Tom's two. So I'll get two phones, all right? I'll get two phones and I'll have one in one. I'll have the podcast going double speed or the audio book.

And then in the other one I'll have Mozart. And that's because the Mozart it helps my creative brain and the double speed podcast or audio book it helps my intellectual brain. I'll get two podcasts, one audio book and one podcast. I'll put them both at times two and that brings it back to one. You understand? That brings it back to one. So where are you to talk about bio-hacking, Mark? Yes, bio-hacking. Atomic habits, Mark.

Atomic habits. Atomic habits, Mark. Atomic habits. I thought you were talking of a man named Tommy Habits. So you know, Mark, that we are two very successful people. One of us has worked in finance, one of us has worked in property for a long time, alright? We own businesses in these areas. Then how come neither of you are wearing any pants?

Well no, I'm wearing a very nice pair of pants. This is a nice pair of cougar football shorts. These are what the rugby players wear Mark. And I'm actually wearing a beautiful pair of chinos, alright? And you can't tell, but they are actually Gucci. Are they? I'm wearing a pair of Gucci pants. Try and find the seam in his pants!

They can't. They look like they've been spray painted on. Try and find the seam! They are beautiful pants, Mark. And I said, I said, I don't know about this. This is $3,000 more expensive than like a top shop or a top man, right? But then you look at, where's the seam Mark? Try and find the seam.

Can you not? Is that the thing about Gucci pants is that they have no seams? Where's the seam? It is so beautiful. It's down the side. It is what they call preta-porta. Preta-porta? Preta-porta Mark.

Oh yes, I had a delicious sandwich at preta-porta. That'sa-porta? Pret-a-porta-mo. Oh yes, I had a delicious sandwich at Pret-a-porta. That's Pret-a-mon-jamma. Oh right. It's a porto. I think, was that meant to be like a joke? Was that meant to be like a joke? I was, yeah, I was just trying to have fun. Because that was rude.

Do you know what I think is... I don't think that was rude. Do you know what I think is fun? Listening to dance music. I love dance music more. What's your favourite BPM? I don't mind a bit. What are you talking about?

BPM or BPM or? These words. I just put on the music and I go somewhere. You're a bit of a fucking nerd, Mark. I don't want to be rude, but like, if you were in school with us in Joburg, I think we would have fucking... I would have pissed on you. Yeah, I would have pissed on you.

Alright, well what is biohazard? But that's a sign of respect. You understand that, right? It's a sign to say, you know, look, I think have pissed on you. Alright, well what is biohazard? But that's a sign of respect, do you understand that? It's a sign to say, you know, look, I think you're a nerd, I think you're a little weasel, but with this piss hop, please... A little weasel. With this piss hop, a weasel is a top of animal, Mark. I'm aware of it, I know what a weasel is. And we say, but with this piss hop, you've learnt your lesson to maybe man up a little bit.

You familiar with the honey badger? I mean, to a degree. Do You familiar with the honey badger? I mean, to a degree. Do you know what the honey badger is? Do you know what the honey badger is, Mark? I know it's a type of badger. Mark, have you heard of a honey badger? I have heard of it, yes. I don't know if I know anything specific about it. The thing about the honey badger, when you see him, he looks like a weasel.

He looks like a little puny little piss on water. A weasel. But, the thing about the honey badger... There's something about the honey badger. Weasel looks like a puny little pissed on boy. Yeah but The thing about the honey badger something about our knee badger. What I call myself the honey badger He calls himself the honey badger Why do you do that same because they are the most fearless animal in the animal kingdom? The animal kingdom did you see that season of the bachelor? Oh, come on. Are you aware that season of the Australian Bachelor? Can we keep on the topic of fire? There was a Honey Badger. I don't watch Channel 10.

He was a rogue people. Why just Channel 10? I don't watch. He used to date a girl that is one of those on Channel 10, right? Sandra Sully? No. No, not Sandra Sully. No, she's not Sandra Sully.

I don't know any other ones. Lisa Simpson, mate. Lisa Simpson. He used to date Lisa Simpson from The Simpsons. The cartoon. The cartoon character. Well, to date Lisa Simpson. From the Simpsons. The cartoon. Someone based on her. She had this sparky hair. What's her name? He dated the girl with the sparky hair. She played the saxophone that had sparky hair. So you dated a girl that played the saxophone that had sparky hair and you can't watch Channel 10 because The Simpsons used to be on Channel 10. It's not anymore. No, that's right. Right, yeah.

But Lisa Simpson... Not the Resort Field! Isn't it? It's on Channel 9. Really? I watch Channel 9. I like Channel 9. Yeah, a lot of Channel 9.

I like Channel 9 and I like 10 Beach. I'll watch the... But I can't watch Channel 10 either ever since Lisa broke his heart. Sometimes... Lisa broke his heart. Yeah, well... A woman with sparky hair. And replied to sex. Sexified. Sometimes I come into work and the TV is broke. What do you do for work? Here at the podcast. Is this your job Mark? Yes. You get a living from this. Show me your cash revenue.

Well I can send you the stats after. You make a living from this. Not just from this. With all this little bullshit. We have many avenues, income, uh, income streams. Oh right. Many avenues for income. You want to know about that new business more? Buy a hack air. Can I just tell you about? No. So what did, oh no, I'll tell you.

You let me tell you. No, no, no. I was joking. I was doing a joke. The honey badge. It doesn't matter. The honey badge is the most feenest. Tell us about the honey badge.

They'll fart large. I don't know anything about the honey badge. I wasn't talking about the honey badge. I think I interrupted you. I'd like to hear about the Honey Badger. I wasn't talking about the Honey Badger. I interrupted you. I'd like to hear about your Honey Badger. No, just the season of the Bachelor, you know, had a, had a, one of the bachelors referred to himself as the Honey Badger.

He was big. He had big muscles, big titties and, you know, curly hair. You're disgraced to being pissed off. He didn't end up picking either of the women. Mark, listen to me. Do you understand? I gave you curly hair. You're this close to being pissed off. He didn't end up picking either of the women. Mark, listen to me. Do you understand? I gave you the platform. I said, Mark, you know, to be fair,

I and my brother have talked over you. I gave you the platform and you wasted it. I didn't mean to waste it. You wasted an opportunity, Mark. I was gonna do a call back to another podcast that either has or hasn't come out yet. And just say that sometimes I come into work and on 10 Peach, uh, the shows are playing

in the foyer. And once I came in and Just Shoot Me was playing and it was great. Oh, right. I wouldn't though. Do you know the date today, Mark? The date? The date today, Mark. June, July 3rd.

Today is July 3rd? Correct, Mark. Why? Why? Because the world has circulated. Yeah, right, right Correct, Mark. Why? Why? Because the world has circulated.

Yeah, right, right, but why are you bringing it up? Do you think, do you know about the Galileo, Mark? Galileo? You know about Galileo? Or are you still in the tomb before? Do you honestly think that we are on a flat plane and the sun revolves around us? Well, not, no, I didn't think that. Do you think that the centre of the universe is the Earth and the sun revolves around us. Well, not, no, they didn't think that. Do you think

that the centre of the universe is the earth and the sun revolves around us? No, I don't. Around Perth? No, not around Perth. Do you think that, oh yeah, probably thinks that these are Melbourne type, he thinks it revolves around Melbourne. No. No, Mark, since Galileo, we have known that the earth goes around the sun, Mark. That

is how we get the dates. My favourite Galileo is vanilla. My favourite Galileo is Topol. He played him in a film. Alright. Now, Mark. Biohacking. Biohacking. Let's move on to biohacking.

We have sold all of our businesses. We now have enough money to live off for the rest of our lives, but instead we are investing it in becoming immortal, Mark. Becoming immortal? That's right. Mark, I have no intention of dying. Okay? I want you to know this, I have no intention of dying.

Right, which is an... You can't avoid that. Well, this is because people eat the chips. What did you just say? It's unavoidable. It's unavoidable? Well, I think people used to say it's unavoidable. We will never get to the moon.

I think people used to say we will never get to Perth. People used to say we'll never get to Perth. People used to say that, um, maybe the Dutch at one point. The Dutch. Maybe the Dutch at one point said we'll never get to Perth. I like the Dutch. I like the Dutch. I like the Dutch. Now Mark, here's the thing, right?

People die. But why do you think they die? A hundred years ago it's because they got eaten by a lion. Or maybe even 20 years ago. But not honey badgers, they do not get eaten by a lion. No. Well they get eaten by... They get eaten by nothing.

This is the point, alright? And science has studied the honey badger. Do they eat honey badger? And we can look at science has studied the honey badger. Do they eat honey? And we can look at the science of the honey badger's diet, and we can apply it to our own lives, thus we would become immortal. So Mark, now people die because they eat too many chips. Right. Like, are you talking about?

Twisties! Twisties and chips! Corn chips! Too many saturated fats? Oh yeah, that's a big part of chips. Too many carbs! Like, are you talking about... Twisties! Twisties and chips! Corn chips! Too many saturated fats. Oh yeah, that's a big part of chips. Too many processed food chips! Too many prawns.

You know a chip! Prawn crackers! I know a chip. Prawn crackers and chips. That's why people are dying. Potato cakes! They eat too many dim sims more. Yes.

Right? And they get fat. Fried, fried foods. And then they don't get enough sleep right all right, and then they die Uh-huh now what for this what happens more? Yes, if you use science Right, I'm holding up a book about space. So clearly you're interested in science What happens if you take science and you take the limited things we know about the universe because of science? Yeah, you reverse engineer it and

Then you use our reverse engineering To then create the best con you act Mark you know hacking hacking computer Now you act into your own body. You hack your own bio space with healthy vitamins, with a good amount of sleep, with a million dollars worth of water. And then you live forever and that is bi-hacking.

Right. So we are bi-hackers now. That's right. Are we dead? No. But I dead? No. No. But I'm not either. How old do you think I am, Mark?

I had chips for breakfast. How old do you think I am? Um... We're twins so we're the same age. How old do you think we are? Forty-five? Forty-five, Mark? Yeah.

You think we're forty-five? Yeah. Well, no. Yes. No, incorrect. Incorrect. Fifty? I'm not talking about...

Here's a hint. I'm not talking about my actual age. I'm not talking about my actual age. I'm talking about my biological age. Aren't they the same thing? No. No more. No more. No. Mock, mock, mock, mock, mock.

No. Mock, mock, mock, mock. Wait, so... Mock, no. Why are you mocking us? I'm not mocking you. Don't mock us. What's the difference? I don't understand the difference.

So I was born, when were we born? 1985. Yeah. We were born in 1985. So how old does that make us? If you're born in, may see like close to 39. 39? No.

39 years we've been on this earth, yes. That's not our age though. That's not our biological age. It was. Because we used to stay up late trying to get the best deals for our properties and finances. We used to stay up late eating chips. We used to drink, go on benders, have two or three beers and do drugs. Not anymore. Now we are biohackers. Biohackers. Our biological age, I have the biological age of a seven year old girl. What?

Why? What do you mean? My brother here is not quite as good as me. He has the bio age of a 15 year old boy. That's alright. I'm happy with that. Um, okay, but he's getting there. Every day he's a little bit younger.

I used to be a 17 year old woman. But what changed? He just kept buying. We did a little bit less of the vitamin, a little bit more of the grain in his mush. Because I imagine he just ate grain. Grain in my mush? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we wake up in the morning. We wake up and have grain in his mush. Because I imagine you just ate green. Green in my mush? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we wake up in the morning.

We wake up and have green in the mush. At 6.47am exactly, every day. Green in the mush? We make a mush. Listen Mark. And we put a bit of green. In the mush. And we're always adapting, alright?

We have four full-time employees every day. Green, blue, purple. And today we said, maybe a little less purple in the mush She's a bit too much like a 17 year old woman more Right like a 15 year old boy mark and may I'm like a seven year old girl Biologically, why could you not? biohack Yourself to be able to just eat chips and feel okay

Yeah, no Why what I don't understand your point? and feel okay. Oh, no. Why? I don't understand your point. What are you talking about? The point is that you both seem deeply depressed and dead behind the eyes. No, Mark. You're incorrect. By a hacking and eating green mush. That seems a little sad to me. Mark, are you talking about the fact that we now have zero body fat?

We have our gel, our faces are hanging off our skulls, and we paint ourselves with a thick makeup and shave our beards? This is to help with the appearance of the fact that we are now of a lesser biological age. Right. I take my child, I have a son, right? And I take out his blood and I put it in me

why that's a little boy right he's only five regenerative yeah and he's got the regenerative blood more so what do we do is we go in and we only take a little bit enough that he can only like a litre or two of blood yeah from the boy and then he has a little rest He needs a couple of days to recover and then I put that blood right into me. So it's tablets. It's green mush It's the blood of a child, right? But there's many things that there is studies of the Mediterranean people Yeah, so I put a little bit of olive oil on my mush, right? Because the Mediterranean state they do all right.

Right. Not you though. Your ancestors. My, but I'm still kind of. No, but it's not about your blood. It's about their bi-hacking. So they are in there. They bi-hacked.

They bi-hacked. Your ancestors bi-hacked. Bi-hacked by eating olives? Olive oil, man. Just a little bit in there. Don't eat the flesh of an olive. Why? Because it's full of toxins.

There was a 20 year study where they realised that some people who lived a little bit longer, five of them, had some olive oil. So now we are doing that. So the science found that five people lived a little longer and had a bit of olive oil and we've back engineered that and now I inject myself with the blood of my son and have a little bit of olive oil in my mush. Do you get to do anything like other than this or does this occupy? I go to bed at 7.30 now.

PM. Yes. That's so early. It all needs to work together Mark. We started by the green mush. Nothing changed. Started having 950 tablets. Nothing changed. Nothing changed. Transfusing the green mush. Yeah. Nothing changed. Started having 950 tablets. Nothing changed.

Nothing changed. Transfusing the blood of a child. And that did some positive effects. Slight change. Yep. Going to bed early and getting good sleep. Once they all came together. Right, right.

Everything changed. Have you tried maybe just going to sleep early and then? Yeah, we did that for a bit and still worked, but... Um... It's not a combination. Combination. The combination of all the things. And I think you're asking, do we still have fun? Well, yes, once a week I have two pieces of dark chocolate.

What percent? What percent? 99. 99 percent? Cocoa niblets. Cocoacao niblets. Cacao niblets. Tastes like dirt man. It's 99% cacao niblets and I put a little bit of olive oil in it. Your head says this Mark.

And some sea salt. A little bit of sea salt. That sounds bleak. That sounds like a bleak treat. Do you know what I had for dinner last night? What? I sat down, I watched a bachelor on channel 10. What you said is alright then.

And then I have a rabbit. And some chocolate. What's wrong with that? Why are you cooking the rabbit? You've got to eat boiled rabbit. You've got to eat your own sister. Why do the rabbits get to ice so quickly? Because they're quick, they're slim.

And I have a young biological age. That's correct, Mark. Why do the rabbits get away so quickly? Because they're quick, they're slim. And they have a young biological age. That's correct Mark! Correct, you're learning. There was a study of the Inuit people, sometimes they eat rabbits. There was a four year study of 12 Inuit people. Some of them lived a little bit longer than other people and it was found that they had diets

that included rabbit once a week. So we eat rabbit once a week. Are you familiar with the study done by seven New Zealand people? No. Where seven people, one, they all ate chips and then one didn't, and then it showed that he never died.

The one person who didn't eat chips never died. In the two years of the study he didn't die. And did any of the other people die? No. No. Right. But also, so what happened right, is they picked seven people right, and it was more of a study about other things, but they noted that they didn't eat chips.

It was phone companies they used. They used phone companies. Which phone companies, used. They used phone companies. That was the study. Yeah, because I was going to say, was this a study or was this just some friends hanging out for two years eating chips every now and then? Are you familiar with science, Mark?

I mean. Do you know what science is Latin for? No. Knowledge. Knowledge, wrong. It's about the acquiring of knowledge. So I want you to ask us questions about the bi-acking because people think we're doing it to be selfish, alright?

Because we're also doing things like peeling skin off our face to look younger. I'm waxing, I'm like doing laser surgery on my beard so I look like a baby. Alright? And people think that maybe I'm doing this for selfish means, you know, as a sort of strange sort of strange... I've had plastic surgery done to my pecs. Really? I get a stiffy now eight times a day. Remember when you're a boy and you got stiffy all the time?

Yes. Ever since I started injecting the blood of my boy and taking the tablets, I get stiffy eight times a day. Not sexual. No, just get a stiffy. Right. Like you're in year seven and you're in class. Yeah. So I have the body, the bio-age of an eight-year-old girl, but I have the penis of a virile fifteen-year-old man.

Right. Right. Look, that's a lot. That's a lot to handle. I have some questions. Yes, please, Monk, because we're not doing it just for us. We have started this business so we can share our bioacking journey. And you can join us. That's the exciting thing.

For a subscription fee. How much? Only $20 a month. And I just get information on how to do it. That's tier one. Right. Yeah, and that's like, you're not going to have a saunter's with you, checking everything. You're not going to have a saunters with you, check in everything.

You're not going to have someone going, oh, a little bit more green mush, a little bit less green mush. Right. You know, but we're going to teach you the lessons we've learned. Okay. But we're on a journey together, but I think we're immortal now. Are we dead? Am I dead?

No, you're not dead, but neither am I. Yeah, but you're eating chips. Your biological age is maybe 50. I was going to get KFC for lunch. Well done. And now I kind of don't. I genuinely don't just because of the talking about chips so much. Right, I understand. Why do the chickens get eaten by the fox? Alright, do you understand this question? Why do the chickens get eaten by the fox? Do you understand? Yes, absolutely. I know the answer he's going to say. Why?

Because they're weaker? No. Because they're smaller? They're not as quick? No. What time does a chicken go to sleep? What time? I don't know.

They go to sleep? 7.30. In the hen house? Yeah. At, when the sun goes down? When the sun goes down, Mark. Right. You understand?

Yeah, I understand. When the sun goes down, the chicken goes to sleep. When does the sun go down in the summer? Yes. When does it go down in the summer? When? Not yes. I thought you said does the sun go down in the summer?

Yeah, but when, Mark? Later than seven. Okay. When does the fox go to sleep? When the sun goes down? No, Mark. The fox wakes up at the sundown. As foxes nocturnal?

Yes. Alright. Okay, I didn't know that. Mark, Mark, there was a study of 17 foxes in New South Wales. A fox is fully nocturnal? Yeah. Mark, and they studied those seven dead foxes, and they found that foxes that caught the domestic chickens, and they found it through trackers. Any fox that had been in the vicinity

of recently dead or recently missing domestic chickens, they lived up to six months longer than the other Fox brethren. Right. That is why each night we sneak out to the farm, we sneak out to a different farm outside of Perth and we steal chickens. We steal chickens. But I... And we eat it raw. In Fantastic Mr Fox...

We pluck its feathers. They're around, they're walking around talking during the day in Fantastic Mr Fox. He's not a real fox, Morgz. That's a claymation fox. That's a claymation fox. That's George Clooney from Batman. Did you notice the shots were quite parallel? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Beautifully framed. Yes. Morgz, you know how they talked and what not. Yeah, a lot of symmetry. I understand. Right. But still, you know, I symmetry, I understand. But still, you know, I just, I didn't think they were fully nocturnal. What time do you think Wes Anderson goes to sleep?

I'm not sure, depends whether he's working on a new Kooky project or not. Exactly. Exactly, Mark. And that's why he's going to die. Not me, I go to sleep at 7.30 every night. And then I wake up. That's why we haven't watched The Bachelor, because it goes the date yeah right and then I like the chicken my lights come up very gently yeah I like to come up very I go to bed at 730 like the chicken my

lights come on very gently by 1 a.m. I am awake my brother put on some warm clothes go to a local farm and we snatch a chicken. And you eat it raw. Eat it raw, man. It's bi-hacking. Bi-hacking sick. I reckon I could get on board with that. I was sceptical at first. We're not dead. And we're shot at every night when we go stealing the chicken. Really?

Yeah. By the farmers. Yeah, right. Have you thought about tunneling underneath? Underneath and then digging up into the chicken coop, into the hen house? No, we just use wire cutters, Mark. But that's what you're being shot at. Oh, Lord. Do you see?

They do this in Fantastic Mr. Fox. I don't think there's been any studies of being shot at and what that does to life span. What about cider? You guys into cider? No, Mark. No? I drink straight white vinegar. Why?

Because any studies around cider, alright, what they found was it was the acidic nature of the drink, so I drink four litres of white vinegar a day. Oh my god. That sounds fucking disgusting. I cough up blood. Oh. That's why I need to inject my boys blood. It's all about balance. It's because the vinegar is destroying his stomach.

Right. It's burning it away. But do you know that when the stomach grows, when the stomach grows, it gets layers and it gets strength, and I want the stomach of a baby that can handle only milk. Right. So I am drinking the vinegar so that my stomach withers and dies till it is the size of a baby's.

And then you can just drink milk. Like a baby. I'll drink the mother's milk. Like a baby. This is bio, King Mark. Is it? I want to return to the womb. Is that the goal?

It's very simple. I don't know what the goal is. The goal is to return. We eat green mush. We blood transfuse with babbies. Yes. Is that the goal? It's very simple, I don't know what to- We eat green mush, we blood transfuse with babbies, we go to sleep at 7.30, we steal chickens from the hen house and eat them raw. At 1am.

At 1am. And we have tablets. Right. And one day we wish to return to the womb, like the babies we will become. Right. And one day we wish to return to the womb like the babies we will become. Right. Well this is, that is not what I thought biohacking was. Mark, there is a nature of life, alright, it is a cyclical nature. You live, you die. You live, you die. That is the way life is. Yes. And you pay taxes, am I right? Ah well, you know, I should have talked to you. If you're an idiot. Yeah, I should have talked to you about that. Yeah, if you don't know where to put the money Mark.

You're a fucking idiot if you're paid tax. Do you know how much tax I've paid in 38 years? Nine dollars. Do you know how much tax I've paid? No. I paid $30,000 of tax one year and then never again. I said never again. Mark.

So what happened? Lesson learned. Lesson learned. What's that going to go to, roads and hospitals, where it could go towards me bi-acking, becoming a baby again? Mark. Look, what do you think our outgoings are? Cause we don't pay for chickens.

You don't know, cause you steal the chickens. I don't know, I suppose upkeep on your property. $450,000 in tablets a year. A year? Yeah. $450,000? You'll save for full-time employees, two of which have PhDs. Right.

So that costs us about two and a half million. A year. But we don't pay tax. I'll have to pay a cent on tax. How? We'll talk in that in another episode. I don't think it's really appropriate to talk about it. Trusts.

Trusts. I have to pay 11,000. I'm married to my mother now. You're married to your mother? I'm married to my mother. Not sexual. Only on paper. Not sexual.

No, right, right, right. She is the owner of our buy-acking business, my wife, my mother. Right. You cannot undo aging. You cannot make aging go away. Okay. But our theory is that you can take the process of aging and you can create a constant state of flux. You can create a situation where aging no longer goes in one direction towards death,

but it goes towards death, it stops, it goes back towards the womb and then back to death. Our plan now is to take the life cycle, reverse it and live forever in a state of flux going from baby to 30 year old, baby to 30 year old forever and ever. We are backing this up with science, with the latest of Silicon Valley innovation and with studies and Mark I believe that one day I will turn to the womb. Would you like, can you do like, so for this episode, do the TikTok? Which is you just saying this shit. And we just make this the TikTok.

That's the TikTok, right? What do I say it now? Like talk about biohacking, we'll release this and be very popular with mid-twenties white boys. Oh, that's right, Mark. What you need to do is you need to take us talking about biohacking. So you need to get the clean, you need to get Mark. What you need to do is you need to take us talking about biohacking. Okay. So you need to get the clean, you need to get the clean of you going.

We don't have to do the whole thing, we just do the bits. Mark, you just have to go, so I've got two guests here that are biohackers. Go. So I've got two guests here who are biohackers. Great. Alright. And then you go, tell us a bit about biohacking. Why didn't, I could have just done that in one go. Oh, it's one. Yeah, go, go. So do it all as one now? Yeah, go.

What was the first bit again? No, no. You can't waste time on it. I've got the bed and soon. It'll be dead soon. Today on the podcast, I have two people who know about bio hacking. Tell us a little bit about bio hacking.

Make it a bit tighter for TikTok. Make it a bit cooler. Cooler? Like for the cool kids. And you don't have to say today on the podcast, these little microphones. I have two people talking about biohacking. Tell us a bit about biohacking. Great. And then what they can cut in is us talking about our biohacking. The truth about that. You know, and how we are changing the life cycle of the human. And under it should be some music like... Now Mike, I know what you're thinking right now.

You're probably thinking, but this is not the talk of two men. This is the talk of God. No, I wasn't thinking that. Mike, we are God. You're God? We are God. You're God? You've been listening to the Aunty Donna podcast. Thanks for joining us for another RIP episode brought to you by Aunty Donna Club dot com.

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