Aunty Donna Podcast - South African Sams' Advice For Live Touring

Episode Date: August 19, 2025

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Folks, we are about to embark on our biggest world tour ever and our last live tour for a fair while. It's a brand new sketch show called Drem. Tickets are on sale now. We're coming to a city near you. We hope to see you there. A listener production. Gai everyone who listens to the Auntie Donna podcast. We have a very exciting episode today. Two absolute favorite guest. We have the South African Sam's giving me, Marks and a little bit of advice about touring and the best things to do when you go on tour as we are approaching with haste. Auntie Donner's Drem Tour, which is going all across Australia, New Zealand, the UK, Ireland, the USA and Canada.

Get your tickies at auntie Donna.com and enjoy the podcast. bro and mic and tacky sometimes and guess we hope you enjoy the motherfucking podcast. Hello, beautiful listeners. We are deep into the cold cut era of the Auntie Donna podcast where we are recording on Fridays after weeks of working on our new live show, Drem, which is touring all over the, well, not all over the world, we say that people get pissed. It's going to New Zealand, Australia, Canada, the USA, the UK

Ireland and I think that's it but for some helpful advice on just tour life getting on figuring shit out on the road what it's like good things

the bad things all the stuff that you know you might not know about as someone who's never been on tour before I've gotten two infuriating people that I know to help me out with a bit of advice. And those are Sam. Thank you for joining us.

Thank you for having me on the podcast today. Lovely day to have come on and give some advice. Thank you so much for having both of us on today, more. I'm just about to say thank you very much. Just let me introduce on this way I'll also say. Just wait until I've introduced you. Oh, right. Sorry, Mark.

Just before you get into that, I'd like to introduce you to my brother. I've seen. My name is Sam and the pleasure to meet you, Mark. My name is Sam. How are you? A strong hand shake, Mark. That is important. You're crushing me.

Did you notice I reached out to you with his hand and said, I want to shake your way? Yes, yes. That is a gesture. That is a great way to ingratiate yourself with the people of the place you are in now. So we are, you have asked us for our, for touring, yes? Just about. Yes, going to, because we just did the tour. And what did you tour?

So we were touring. But it was a... During a show. A show, they had a producer reach out to us. It does these sorts of shows of different celebrities. A comedy show? No, it's like a... No, not a comedy.

Sort of a Q&A. Sort of a bit of a bit of advice. You pay like $300. It's at like the various... You get the address on the day of the show. Various plenarians. Plenarium, is that what you call it? The plenary.

Plenary, we did it in Melbourne, the plenary. Next to... next to Pollywoodside. And the thing is, Mark, when you close the walls, right? Yes. When you close the walls, we were getting a flat rate, so we didn't really care. Could go anywhere from 3,000 to you could do it for a few hundred.

But you close the walls, it feels full of 200, Mark. Have you, have you, uh, did you manage to get onto Pollywoodside while you were there? A beautiful ship. What's this now? The Pollywoods side. You're talking about the sort of bait. A little boat, the little boat down near the boat. Plenary, right.

As everyone in Victoria must do, if you grow up in Victoria as a child. Victoria, just playing with you now. No, Victoria, I know after Queen Victoria. Two things you do if you grow up in Victoria, you go to school in Victoria, is you go on Pollywoodside and you go on Puffing Billy. Right, yes, no, puffing Billy, I heard off. We did not grow up in, Mark. No, that's a little place.

We don't know the upbringing that we. No, Johannesburg, if I remember correctly. And let me tell you, you don't go on. We're from South Africa. Little train rides in. in South Africa, right? I'm what? You don't go on little train rods, Mark.

Don't care on little tread raw. Things are a little bit different, right? I know they're different. But I'll tell you one thing, right? I've just heard about one of your fellows did a video about it recently I saw. Thought it was very fun. The Brogis making it to Australia, Mark.

What? Brogis. Mark, Brogis is making it to Australia. Brough Brogis? That's all the other one. You don't even know, the one with the long hair, he's a big boy. You know, that one with the longer hair and the beard. He does it.

I saw it video. You're talking about Brabrogies over a Dante Dona now. What is? You do that now? I tell you about that. You talk about it. What is Brabrogies? It is not a cheese toast, Mark.

It's not a cheese. You don't know. You live in your little bubble world where you're going on puffing Billy and Bollywood side from dawn to dust. You don't know. You don't know. But do you know people in different ports of the world, Mark, they have different cons of dishes. Look, look.

And you probably think, oh, it's just that she's tasty, Morg. No, he's different to Broke. And shout out to that little blonde girl for getting the word out there with her song, Mark. She sings about the Bra Broke Broke's. So that's what I can't like to tell you all about Pro Brokees, Markis. No, we've got to tell him about touring. He knows all about Bro Brodogies, though.

I don't know what his back your talk about. You saw Brawagie on TikTok. Let's just, let's just, who are. Let's just, one second. You saw Broke on TikTok. Little long girl, a little, sing a bro, a braweree. She's singing africana. One big breath in.

One big breath in. One big breath in. You know, say, breathing, whatever. When I say it breathing, what the breathing now, I've got breathing. Why are talking about breathing more? One big breath in. And then just there. Why are talking always about breathing long?

Well, this is the thing about breathing. Listen, the controlled breathing can get you through some of the situation. You know, it's underwater for three days. He can do underwater for three days. You can hold your breath for three days? He's looking for ocean gate. He did it. He dived for ocean gate.

I saw on the news that they said, we're looking for ocean gate. I said, that's exploded. I said, all right, Sam. That's exploded almost instantly. I said, you get on my yacht right now. All right? Because my yacht is bigger.

He has the car collection. And that's where he's put his money, right? He could afford a big yacht if he want. But I have lots of different cars. So he has a car collection. I'm not my EVs, but mostly they are diesel. I only have seven cars, right? I put my money in the yacht.

But the yacht is actually an expense to the business, right? But he was sitting at home, I said, Mark. Yes. I said to him, listen, brother, Mark. Brother, I want to find Ocean Gate. You do something for Ocean Gate. That could have been us, Mark. What, in...

That could have been us. We were going to get... No, no, no, no, no. Very expensive, Mark. Yeah. But we, that could have been us on the... Ocean Gate, right? So I went to look for ocean gate.

And I said, you get on my yacht right now. We are sailing to Ocean Gate. And he died for three days, Mark. I couldn't find it. He couldn't find it. Did you have a torch at the very least? We were just sort of feeling it out there. I wore my board shorts.

Yeah. And we didn't get much past the islands of, you know, with the quokas. It was quite deep. Yeah, we took Rottnest for the weekend. We spent most of our time on Rottnest. Right. Beautiful weekend there. Did you get the, you know, the subway there does pizza.

Yes, ma'all. Don't touch that stuff. I don't touch it. We brought a lot of salami. I do just raw beef now. I do raw beef. And I say that to the restaurant. I say, excuse me, I'll have raw beef.

And they say, oh, rare. I'll say, no, thank you. No, thank you. I'll have it raw. Raw? And then I say, listen, I know you're not cooking it, but I'm just curious. I know you're not cooking it because I've asked for raw. Yeah.

But I'll say, if you were. to cook it. You're cooking it in seed oils? Seed oils. Are you cooking it in seed oils? And they say, yes, I say, you know what, I'm going to go somewhere else? They would have died instantaneously, they say. Pop, at that go. But do you know that? I would have popped and they were gone. I believe in my art, if Ocean Gate, if the, if the victims of Ocean Gate had been having olive oils and animal fats instead of seed oils, they would have been able to swim to the top. They would have survived. Because I believe the pressure

It popped like a balloon They crushed them Yeah, crutch But I think it was the seed oil in their belly That meant they sunk Weren't able to swimmed up Right So if they had had all of all

Or animal fats Tatarou If they had cooked in Tarrot They would have had the strength To swim to the top Okay Okay Do you know about Tyshing Gate Mark?

I'm aware, yes I know that happens. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know that they were using a Logitech controller. Do you know not a single person drowned before 1900? What else happened in 1900? The mass production of seed oils. I don't... I saw three TikToks about this, Mark.

Three TikToks. I would love to fact you. And three about Broghi. Oh, you said the Brodegi girl. Please tell me what Broghi is. He knows about Broggy now, right? Broghi? Broghi.

They cook it like a, not a toasted sandwich. But it is toasted bread in the sandwich shape. So you take the bread, Mark, you take the bread, you put butter on it either side or both sides, right? You do, this is the trick. Oh, well, I do the onion, not the whole onion, just slices. Not the whole onion. Not the whole onion. Tomato.

Would you slice up a whole onion? Well, I guess. You don't have to. You can put some in the fridge for later. But maybe you're making braggies for our family or your friends. right. So you do slices of onions, slices of tomato, slices of

cheese, but here's the trick Mark. What else do you reckon you put on it? On blah, bluggy. Cheese? Yeah, cheese, of course Mark. I've already said cheese. Onion, tomato. Right, so you do... Butter. You do

mayo, of course. Right, good Dutch mayo. You've got to get the good Dutch mayo. Sol egg? I don't know. From that, I don't know. Dutch. Dutch mayo, right? And he's the trick, chutney.

What is this? The chutney. Can I ask? Why are you interrupting? I'm telling you about what I broke. I just need a quick. What does this have to do with anything? Touring.

So you mix the chutney with the mayo, but he's a trick. You put it in the toasty? But it's not a toasted sandwich. You reckon you put it in the toasty, don't you eat the grill? No. No. I didn't realize you were asking a. A rhetorical question.

No, Mark, you don't do. That is why it's not a tasty. Well, how do you do it? You cook it on the... This is the girl, Mark. This is the girl. Is she singing in Afrikaans? Yes.

It is good to hear Afrikaan. No? Is it a nasty African in a song? Do you understand, Mark? No. So, you just played the audio. I didn't get to see the visual. Is that a song about the sandwich?

A little blonde lady. So she's singing about the brawagie. Has this gone? Mark? No, not very viral. I can't understand any of the... Is she singing in Africa, Mark? It's about 6,000 lights.

Right, so this girl, right? The fuck is going on. So Zach from Auntie Donner, the one with the long air. Yes. For some reason, this broad brogy thing came up in his algorithm a lot. He talked about it on Mitch and Zach. Yes. And then he mentioned it to Broden.

He said, oh, actually, we should do this on this one because it's South African, right? Right. Seems wrong doing the South African thing on the other podcast. Right. Right. And then I said Broggy and Broden looked her up. Yeah. Right.

I'm sure. That's got nothing to do with me, Brodden and Zach and not here. But there was no sandwich in that video. Oh, there's ones in other ones, Mark. Where do you think you cook it? Where do you think he thinks we cook it? On the toaster? On the grill.

Oven? In the oven? No, an open for. On the brigh. Mark, on the brie. On the bray? You cook the bra-brogi on the brie. Get a bee to do it, though.

What's the brine? They always get us hubbies to do it. What's the brine? Cook it on the brigh, ma. You cook the bra brorogie on the brai. That's why it's not the cheese toasty. You cook the bra, bro, brookie. on the bride batch.

Mayo. It's just an open fire. Do you know Stockton Rush? No. Stockton Rush? You don't know? Is that a man?

Oh yeah, he's a man. Stockton Rush? Stockton... Look him up. Look him up, Mark. Stockton Rush. Now why are you bringing up Stockton Rush, Sam? Because I need this guy to understand all the key players.

Yeah, right. You got to understand the African. The Boer War, right? The Queen Victoria, she took her. and then we did the mayo. He was the, yeah, he, yeah, the co-founder of Ocean Cape. Right. All right.

Stockton Rush. Yeah. He ate seed oils, I reckon. And do you know why he was able to swim for three days? Tarot. He cooked in tarot. Yeah. He cooked in tarot.

Right. The Brab... What about Brabrogi is your cooking in tarot? Unrelated to Brabrogi. You cook that on the open fire. Mark, Brabrogi is just a traditional South African thing to have for lunch. It's an Africa and dish. Don't worry about Brabogies.

It's sort of a Dutch mayo sort of thing. We'll take you out for a Brabrogie. We can make you a Braggie. They'll make us put it on. They always make Abby put it on the bride. And what's your advice for packing before I get on that plane? I don't pack, mate. Do you think Stockton Rush packed on before he went on Ocean Gate?

No. Well, I mean, it was only going to be a short trip anyway. He just needed his dogs. I said, bring like a, a Hawaiian shirt. He said, need that, I said, no, you look so hot, all right? You just get your, um, what's that one we use? Those, like, bands, right?

The resistance band. You just bring your resistance band, bring your dogs, bring like in a wine shirt, right? So he does some swimming for three days. What colour pants do you think you wear when you go to the club? What colour pants do I think I wear? Me, yeah. Do you want to stand out or do you want to shame away and be in the corner? I'd probably wear, probably the,

black or some sort of tan, or some sort of tan. Tan, I like. Yeah, I'll do a tan chino. Yeah. What a tan chino with a nice Hawaiian shirt open. So he goes, right, he goes to me, I only need my dogs. I said, bring your resistance band, bring your, um, a wine top, right? I'll bring my dogs as well.

Yeah. And then. Go for a little swim. So he did the dive. He tried to save them, but it had already popped, right? And they didn't swim to the top because they had seed oils in their belly. All right. So then, after the.

The three days of trying, we said, that's it, I give it up. I then send a message to my assistant in Australia via Moscow. I say, hey, get us a couple of visas for Monte Carlo. Then we go to Monte Carlo, we dock our little yacht, right? And out he walks, I say, we're getting there in 45 minutes, time to get those resistance pans going, all right? Okay. And then he blends me years, and we use our resistance bands, right?

And then when we walk out of the yacht, we're in our little togs, right? Yeah. And we have our open-o-iron shirt, casually draped across. It's like Leonardo, DiCaprio and Romeo plus Juliet. We can't find it. Ocean gate. You couldn't find it? But he's devastated, right?

We're going to the club. And we're allowed in togs because we just got off a yacht, right? So we're looking for motion gate. Really nice, right? Really nice in the togs. His becks are looking great. But they're worn top ads like a casual, you know, sort of energy. More casual than wearing togs.

Right. And he sits down. There's no sand on my clothes either because we're deep in the water. Right. He's just listening a little bit tanned, right? And this beautiful French girl goes up to him. She goes, I can't do a French accent. I'll try.

Yeah. Oh, what they're wrong with you? I said, I'm looking for Ocean Gate. She said, you have been looking for Ocean Gate. Oh, that is so romantic. Let me just say, when Sam says to me, hey, maybe stay away from the yacht for 30 minutes, mate. Because I bided her.

He said, hey, mate, maybe, brother, maybe you go, have a few more drinks. I need 30 minutes in the yacht alone with this beautiful French girl. Okay. Well, let's again. And not the- Know what you're thinking. right, 30 minutes, that's not a long time.

My brother is not a generous lover. Don't you ever come for my brother? My brother is a generous lover, but he's also an efficient lover. He's a generous but efficient lover. You have to be. I mean, if you're making love for half an hour. Oh, it's tired for looking for ocean gate. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. How long do you usually go for?

Between one and 29 minutes. One minute and 29 minutes. But this is the old wheeling, right? He gets into the yacht. After this ad break. After the outbreak, we explain everything that happens in the half hour in the yacht. Welcome back. So my brother, does it similar to me, I think?

Yeah. I can assume and you can assume. Yeah. So my brother, in 30 minutes, he pours a drink, right? Whatever she wants. Whatever she want, right? They have a bit of that drink. They make out.

They make love. They have a break. They make love again. They put on their clothes. He kisses her goodbye. He walks her back to the club or to an Uber, right? All in 30 minutes. It's very efficient.

Yeah. Well, he has to get back to trading. He's a day trader. Yeah, right. He's a day trader now. We're both day traders now. Right, but you did a show. Guess how much we made last week, day trading.

In Australian, in a little guess how... In AUD? In AUD, no, we trade. We trade in all currencies, Mark. Okay. So, guess in all currencies? No, you guess you can convert, yes. A hundred thousand dollars.

Higher. Two hundred and... Higher. Half a million dollars. Higher. Higher. One million dollars. Higher.

Two million dollars. Higher. Three million dollars. Higher. Ten million dollars. Higher. $20 million. Lower.

$13 million. Oh, yeah. Fucking $14 million. Lower. 13 million dollars. Oh, yeah. 13 and a half million. Lower.

13.25 million. Oh, yeah. 13.4 million dollars. Oh, yeah. 13.45 million dollars. 13.41 million. Oh, yeah. 13.

13.4. Four, two million dollars. Correct, Mark. All right. That is how much. 13. 13 and a half would have been fine to say. Two.

No, we don't lie. He made that last, last week alone. Guess how much I made? Oh, man. Guess. 13.5 million dollars. Lower. 13.4 million.

Higher. 13.42 million. Higher. 13.3 million dollars. Higher. 13.4 million dollars. Correct. Yeah.

Right, so $0.2 million more. Oh, we're not counting beans, Mark. Well, he made more, he made 400,000 more than me the two weeks previous. How do you feel when you're in Australia and you're traveling to, like, Italy or a UK and you stop at Abu Dhabi or Doha? How do you feel? How do you feel in that moment? When you pass through those international airports, Singapore, how long is my stop over? How long is my stop over?

Three years. How do you feel? I feel glad to have a chance to relax and stretch my legs. Do you feel out of your element? You look around and say, this is not like home. I mean, I'm in an airport. But there's also a lot of wealth. A lot of wealth.

A lot of people from all around the globe. How do you feel? Not me. No, okay. This is where I belong. I'll live in those airports. You know, you will pass the place and there's someone from a different part of the world, selling very expensive watches.

Yeah, yeah. I think you'd like the terminal. Have you seen the terminal? No, Mark, I don't have time for movies. The one movie I've ever watched, Mark. No, no, no, no, no. No, I'm not going to talk about power of one, Mark. We know we've watched that, all right?

If you think I'm going to talk about? Have you seen that? Have you seen it, though? I still haven't. I still haven't gone around to watching it. I'll tell you what I'll watch, Mark. Genuinely, you haven't seen it? You've got to check it out.

It's a beautiful powerful thing by Bryce Courtney. Right? I've watched that one, yes. The only movie I've watched in my adult life. is Avatar 2. Not one? No, I said, you know, my friend was telling me about it. I said, I don't watch movies.

I listen to audio books at 1.5 speed, Mark. Right. That's what I said to my friend. I said, I listen to audio books about success and wealth. Yeah. I listen to podcasts. I don't watch movies. But they said, you got to see this.

The blue people, we are out the whole cinema. It was me, my brother, two beautiful girls. Yeah, right? Whatever tart, too. Before this, it only had seen the part of one. That's the only movie you'd seen. And let me tell you, Mark, I loved it.

It was beautiful. These blue aliens experiencing horrible things, Mark. These blue aliens are experiencing horrible things. These future humans are doing horrible things to these blue aliens, Mark. Yeah. It's unhumane. I thought, thank God we don't live on Pandora.

Yeah. So different there. Yeah. It's a different there, Monk. This has never happened here. We would never treat blue aliens like this. Well. Oh, beautiful, Mark.

Beautiful film. Big trees. Big trees. Cut down by the humans. Do you know the director of that movie? Do you know whom directed that movie? James Cameron. And he, I talked to him about Ocean Gate.

He did. Really? We did. We called him up. Well, he's water. He loves water. So he knew that we did right away. Well, he did a movie called Titanic that maybe you guys would...

Yeah, we know about it, we haven't seen it. I don't care for that movie. It's for chicks. Uh, yeah. It's for chicks, Mark. I don't need that. Okay. Yeah, yeah, that's fair, I guess.

So he said, oh, as soon as they heard the thud, I knew that they were popped. He said, I knew they popped. And I said to him, I said, you know, they would have survived the pop if they didn't do seed oils. I saw James Cameron was on 60 minutes talking about it. Oh, so you didn't talk to him to around. No, I've met James Camden or not. I've met James Cameron and this in Avatar too. You should see true lies. It's a bit of fun. What is that about?

It's about a man who has a split life. Oh, that sounds pretty boring, Mark. Well, no, he's a spy. Oh, that's fun. He's a spy and he's also a family man. Does he get pissed on? Eliza Dushku, I believe, plays his daughter. Which one's that, Mark?

She's one of the girls from Bring It On. Oh, I love her bring it on. Do you know how watched on a plane once? District Norn. So you have seen another movie That is a fantasy movie, Mark Yeah, I just saw that I thought, what an horrible place

Why would that, why would you do that To the aliens? To the prawns? Why? What would you do that to those prawn aliens? Awful way to treat the aliens Yeah I would never treat an alien like that

Yeah Mark, I went to America last year Have you been to America? Yes I went to Disneyland Which one? That one on the one on near L.A.?

Anaheim. Yeah, American, California. What's your, Anaheim? Yeah, we went to Disneyland, we brought two beautiful babes with us, right? Different to the ones you saw Avatar 2 with? I can't remember Mark. Yeah, right, yeah, you guys are movies. Shakers, yeah.

And I put on a little Micky hat, right? Yeah. It was funny, right? I was a little nervous putting it on. I thought, is this embarrassing? Does it make me look like a fool? Yeah. But the girls, they thought it was fun.

We're having fun. We're in Disneyland. Yeah, sure. Having great time at Disneyland. Right. Right. And I brought my lunch in the backpack to avoid seed oils. I've brought a raw meat.

Just a pound of raw beef in my backpack. Yeah. That are nibble gone. It didn't go off. No. Get to the point of why you're talking about the Disneyland though. Right. And we went on rides, Mark.

So fun, Mark. Yeah. Did you have a point about Disneyland? No, I just thought what did you bring up Disneyland? Oh, it is a bit of fun. I don't know. You've been, you had fun, yeah? I loved it.

Well, look, hopefully we're running out of time. But before we get there, you cannot run out of time. Yeah. If you're having a good time. And that is really the point I try to make with all my employees. Yeah. You know? Yeah.

He's the points. Yeah. Brabrogi. Brabrigi. That's point number one. Ocean Gate. What's the point about Ocean Gate? What's the point?

Seed oil. Seed oils. If you had seed oils, they, yeah. And then number three is cooked on the brai. Kukkut on the brai. That's a separate point to Brabrogi and they're separated by Ocean Gate. What did you say it was? Brabrogi.

Bribe Brogi. You cook the bribe on the brai. So it's just a brogi caught on a brooky. But it's just a brogi caught on a brai. Is a bogey a thing? Brogi, bribe brogi. You cook the bribe broggy on the brai. Yeah, but it's a broggy.

But you define the bribe brogue. No, it's a bribe brogie. Well, what's a brogie? Because a brigh is a thing. Well, you're asking about the bribe brogue, no. Now I'm just asking about broggy. That's the guy in your comedy group. No, that's broodin.

That's broodin. So brogie, so bribe broogie cooked on the brai, you can't cook a broogie on the bribe brogue on the bribe. Grilled steak. Steaks a thing, grills a thing. But I only eat at all. What's a broggy? I don't know, Mark. You don't know what a broggy is?

We don't have any depth. Just kidding. We don't. You can't ask me. You're going a little hard on us. Yeah. It's like saying to someone looking. There's too much of a hardball question.

That's a hardball question. What's a brogie? It's like asking anyone, what happened to Ocean Gate? Remember that? We know what happened to Ocean Gate. I'll tell you what happened when Bob. Yeah. But remember that thing I was telling you, Sam,

about the NPC characters and like fake news. Sure. I think that Mark is part of the fake news agenda, wokeism and MPC character. And this is why he is greeling us like the brodie. So it's grueling. Why are you grilling us, Mark? All I wanted to know.

Trying to make us say words with that name. All I wanted to know. Challenge us on our African heritage. I speak African. Maybe not as well as I used as a boy. I'm just going to fucking look it up. What did he do? I just want to know if a brogie.

You are an MPC. He probably doesn't even like Elon. And you've probably never had a bribe. Broki and you're lost. Not one. I've had the cheese toasty dough. All that came up was broccoli sandwich. You are crazy, Mark.

I don't know. What's in a broccoli sandwich? Oh, that sounds nice. I don't eat any vegetables anymore. I might have spelled it wrong. I might have spelled it wrong. It's bro bro broggy. Broggy.

It's very simple. How you spell it? Baragie. Bra. Bray. Bray? Bray. Bray.

Brogi. Brogi. Bray Brogi. No, Brie Bridge came up. What is a Breebridge? Bridge. And Brian... What is a Breed bridge?

Brian Brogie. Have you seen any other movies other than the three you just listed? I'm trying to think of another one that uses the analogy. Oh, Rod. No, but also a chef was. Good. You like you so shit? Yeah, thought that was fun.

Mark, listen. B-O-A-A-I-B-O-D-J-I-E-S. Broghi. The African. B-E? B-E? Mark, I don't think this is entertaining, all right? I'm just going to know what a Brogie is.

We told you what the pro-Brogi is. You said you were going to help me with touring? What do you want to know about touring? We just did a big tour. Brogie. You understand this? Mark, you're listening to the video? I can't hear it.

It's not the same as a damn toasty, Mark. It's not the same as a damn toasty. Can you understand it's not the same as a damn toastie? I want to know about touring. What should be telling him about touring? I want advice. I want advice about touring. And I just want to know.

Alan Turing. If a, what? Yeah, he's a brilliant man. That is one I saw. That is one I saw. Impatation game. Advice. Anvice about Turing.

About the tragedy of a man that couldn't get with Kira Knightley because his brain was attracted to men. And I understood then. I said, all right, I get it. I mean, I think... He stopped for naught, sauce. Benadikama Butch? Right, yeah.

So, Mark, I think your question is about Brogu, you know, touring. No, just about half of... Here's a trick for touring, right? You want to get a blue suit. Do you want to get a brown suit? You want to get a black suit. You want to get the grey suit. Okay, then you want to get...

Then you can mix a match. Brown pair of shoes, a black pair of shoes, and a white pair of shoes. You want to get some white shirt, some navy shirts, some black shirts. Then you can mix them in any which way. You do the brown jacket with the blue pants. Take that on you with the tour, right? Yeah.

You got any suit you need. You can mix and match. Got the blue suit, you got the brown suit, you got the blue jacket with the brown pants. You understand? This is the only thing you need to know for touring. Yeah. Also they... With the grey pants with the blue shirt and the blue pants and the black pants.

And also while you're there, right? Because you don't have to prepare for the show. It's just a Q&A. They get someone from the area to ask you questions about health and finance. Ours are a little different. Oh, right. The brown pants with the grey shirt. You put the brown shirt with the grey pants and the green.

There's no green. No green. Brown shirt. The white shirt with the grey shirt with the grey jacket with the blue, brown pants. That works. It's fine. No socks on with your loafers. Yeah, right? Yeah.

So he can wear any of those combinations, Mark. Right. And the brown pants of the blue shirt. Yeah, brown jacket. Brown jacket. It sounds like a wardrobe put together by chat GPT. That's what it sounds like. Have you used the chat GPT?

Amazing. So much, Tom. It's the gum and for your job, Mark. I do talk, go, chat GPT, give me 10 ideas for investing in the day trading. And it just gives me 10 ideas. Wow. Have you used the chat GPT? I say, chat, GPT, give me five ideas for maybe a new slogan for my business.

Give me five ideas. I usually use it just, I say, can you correct this for spelling and grammar? And I often spell grammar wrong. You've been listening to the Auntie Donna podcast. Thanks for joining us for another rip episode brought to you by Auntie Donner Club.com. See you next week.