Aunty Donna Podcast - Stern German Mans References

Episode Date: September 26, 2018

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A list-nuff production. You listen to the honeydough of broadcasts, the greatest fucking broadcasts in the world. Buried my Kentucky sometimes and guessed we hope you enjoy the part of the fucking broadcasts. Hello, you've called this Swedish person you're talking to. This Monday is Hamish and we'm sitting here who I was calling yesterday. Hamish, can you put your phone on speaker? Just the minute Hamish they are talking on the phone to someone. Could you please put their phone on speaker so I can talk to them too? I'll put their phone on speaker for you. Thank you for that, Jaime. Hello, you are talking to Swedish people on speaker.

We are two men called High Mission. You have called us on the phone. Who are we talking to? Hi, my name is Mark Samjobanana. Hello, Mark. Hello, Mark. Hello. I'm Dave.

I'm very talking to two men called High Mission. They are on the speaker phone. Mark, Mark, we're from Sweden. How are we going to live? Okay. My name is Mark. They are on the speaker phone Mark, Mark, we're from Sweden. How are we all today? Okay, my name is Mark, I'm from a reputable company back in Australia. Oh, that's great, a lot of companies. We also have a home of IKEA in here.

Yes, we are. The minute you know the furniture store IKEA. Yes, I do. What's the real native goosewaste? Mark, Mark, what sort of furniture do real night if you swish? Malok? What sort of fear that you need in your daughter that I love? My dad that I live by just name. Just need, you know.

Sometimes we might say I'm sure they're freaking, but that is not to do. So here's the thing, Mark. Mark. We've done, we have done very minimal research on how to do the Swedish. We have a very particular bit of Sweden where the accent's condos seems, Sweden sounds like we're making it up, but we are not making it up. If you could just shut your fucking nails for one second, I'm calling today.

Hello. Hello, hello, hello, hello. Hello, are you calling me? We're very polite and famously beautiful and we don't age just for a bit of context about what you're talking to. So we are beautiful 9'12 blonde men. Yeah, I am a thanks to Bruneet. You know, I'm not as blonde, but I have fair skin,

blue eyes and a beautiful complexion. I look 21, but I'm 57. And for me, you need to think maybe Nicole Kierderman, but with Merstache Merstache blonde hair He looks about 12, but he's a hundred and seven. Yeah, and I'm from Sweden. I'm from Sweden too More yeah, I have a question. Okay. What sort of furniture do you need in your house? Do you need an aquifer? I don't need an aquifer

What sort of furniture do you need in your house Do you need an aquifer? I don't need an aquifer What sort of furniture do you need in your house? I mean, I guess do you guys want to know why I'm calling you? I'm sure I We'd love to know, but we don't really care We're famously friendly people Mark, I speak 72 languages That's what we want to know why you've called today?

English is my sixth-hand language, but I speak it fluently. I'm calling... that's fascinating to know. I didn't catch either of your names. Sorry, we're both Hamish. We're both names are Harmish. We're both Harmish from Sweden. Harmish from Sweden. Harmish from Sweden. Oh, Harmish!

Hi, Mahalo! Hi, Mörsch. How are you doing here? I just went to IKEA to buy a new desk. Oh, would you go, have you tried to get, have you tried to buy the new Keevik? Yeah, what? Yeah. It's the new coach. Oh, and perhaps a knocker. It's a nice, powang boys. Hello, Marish.

Hello. Marish, did you know that we are from Sweden? I am quite across that. Your accent is quite strong. Yes, we're from Sweden now. And often a little South African. Now, the reason I am calling today is do you know one man, his name is? I know lots of men. I know all of the different kinds of men I could just get through. I know about one sentence. Do you know how many men I know Mark? I would say

between 20 and 100 men. I know. Seven men. Which is all the men in Sweden. All the men in Sweden. That's all the men in Sweden. I bet you've got your bloody We know the prime minister and then there are six other men in Sweden and there are there are eight girls And that is the entire population of Sweden. Wow. Yeah, we are from of course with no Stefan Lothven Lothven here's one of them. He has been a prime minister since 2014 is one of the 15 people that live in Sweden. Hey, Mish. Hey, Mish. I'm calling today because I have a friend. His name is Stern German man.

Oh, we are knowing of him. You know of Stern German man? We have no, we met him and I cure over meatballs. I speak learned German. We were talking to Himmert's Fiden, we were talking to Himbam Mitbos. And the Mash Patator. Well that's great enough. And the television show Inspector Rex, I watch it in German, I speak Flirn's German.

We are a part of the Euro team. Yes, you're part of the Euro team. We pay with the Euro team. Yes, you're part of the Euro team. We pay with the Euro, we pay with the Euro and we go like no borders. Now we also have very good lots of accents. I am calling 76 language. I am calling today because Stern German man. We know him.

Yes, he went for an interview. He likes major balls. He does like major balls. He does like me to bowl. He does like me to bowl. Did we tell them we met him over a big bowl of meatball? He also likes pickled salmon. I make him a big bowl of pickled salmon. Hey, have you met my friend Judas? Hey, hey, doing was some... Sula! Ah! That's my friend Judas! He betrayed Jesus for silver. Wow, I'm quite across the story of Jesus of Nazareth.

Anyway, why are you calling today? Well, thank you for asking. My friend, a very stern German man. Oh, we know him. We get meatballs with him in speed. Just last week I pickled him some hearing Did you know what sketch would you like to guess what his favorite part dessert is? Is it maybe some sort of lemon cheesecake? No Is it maybe a cinnamon scroll? No

We're from Su maybe a cinnamon scroll? No! Yeah! Oh, who's... Ah, man. We're from... We're from Sweden. Sweden. It's as Sweden. Sweden. We love him. He has...

We come over to our house and he has made bows. And I make him equal. I kill him some herring. Peekle him some herring. And call him some herring and then we finish where Swinnam and Swirl. I love a Swinnam and Swirl. What is Swine? Why you call?

Thank you for asking. The reason I am calling today is because there's a couple reasons. Why don't you just reel them off for me? Are you okay, my child? Everything is okay over the phone. Thank you so much for that, Paul. How are you asking?

Oh, yeah. Thank you so much for asking. The reason I am calling today is that my friend Stern Germanman, the one who... Yes, I've, you've mentioned, he is going for a job as a receptionist at my company Oh, I'm in a very limited No, I'm in that case because I talk to you about my five favorite Swedish earnables

No You can't oh, yes, I want to hear here. Here are what they are for you. I like the mues. I like the mues. I like the reindeer. I love the rungs here. I like the normal deer. I love the normal deer. The bard.

I love the bard. I'm a favorite Suzy Dishanimalist Bear. The bard. I tell you why I love the bard. What do you love the bear? I'm a shh. I love the bear because the bear loves herring as much as I love herring But I like it's pickled have you have a pickled herring? I haven't yet ventured into the pickle herring section at the IKEA food store. Oh

You've got to have a little pickle tearing that's great. I'm Pichan you could send me one in the mail, but the questions I have in regards to You've got to have a little pickle tearing. I'm a perchance. You could send me one in the mail, but the questions I have for you in regards to Stern German's man's conduct as an employee. Now he's put you down as references. Yes. And that makes sense. We have worked.

We have worked with that boy. That boy. That boy? And in what capacity have you worked with him? Are you his employees? Now we are his employers at Nike. We work, do you know where's fit? Hey, pop quiz pop quiz time. Pop quiz time.

Pop quiz time. Pop quiz. And this time to a pop quiz guy. Pop quiz. Oh, pop quiz. And this time to eat this pop quiz. Oh, pop quiz. Oh, pop quiz. Oh, pop quiz. From Australia, pop quiz.

Here we go Eddo. In the early 20s and backpack. Harder pop quiz. We are doing a pop quiz with this. Pop quiz. Pop quiz. Here comes the pop quiz. Oh, harder pop quiz.

Yes, where do you know the shop Ikea? Yes, I live in quite a close to one. Congratulations, you win the pop quiz. Oh, poppies. You should poppies. Poppies, poppies. I poppies. Do you know where the where I guess from?

Where the what? Where is from? Where is from the Where is I guess from the way the what's worries from Where is from where is You know where Kai is from I came or I hear is from it's where they do the flat-pack the flat pack I do the thought pop you know where the fuck you do I know I know what the fuck are they do the flat-pack at Ikea and you can get pickled her I can get pickle herring the flat bag of shit I'm gonna tell you answer let's sing a bit of the pop quiz song a pop quiz I'm gonna go ahead on a limb here. Yeah. And I'm gonna say, swedish.

You're right. Correct. You get a free beat ball. Well, you get a free beat ball. Hey, here's the thing. I can speak 102 languages, but I'll see them. But I give you a thumbs up, and I congratulate you because I'm so friendly. You know, you speak to Judas in English.

I speak to him in Aramaic. So with an Aramaic. We are a very, very good school system. Ely Lemusevacathani, that's Aero Mayik. Stan German man. He's put you down as his reference. He's a good man. Well, when you were with him, he was his employee at an IKEA in Sweden. Yeah, that's where we sell lots of things you can go to a Swedish IKEA You can get the parasols and gazebo's do you know the names of some of them? I don't know the names of any of the gazebo's you can get a car soul car soul

You can get a car so slash far to I get a baguette Swedish design Just a role star. You know an unlaut is Unlaut Sweetish design G-g-g-g-ster-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o Now put a little or well done on top of you You said Ooh Ooh So it changes with a little dot dot You don't have little dots in English When I learned English I was at two Where are the orn lower? We have a little dot on top of the eye on the lower case, don't we?

Oh, that's true When I learned English I was two and I said, where's the orn lower? And my mama said, this is an easy language for you to learn plus it's your 67 You know know so it practice with me if there's an O. So say O. And then there's an O'ma out. They change the world sound. You know in Sweden the government gives you 73 thousand dollars every month

just for being a Swedish citizen. Do you know what we would call it? I care the base for a parasol. No, we call it the bramsun. Bramsun. So, serious German man. I've got some questions. Oh, he's nice. I've got some questions here. The questions are interview questions

that you would normally ask someone interviewing for a job. Oh, because I couldn't find questions. You would ask ask someone interviewing for a job because I couldn't find questions You would ask a referee a referee stop you get one soccer goal Yeah, that's a referee. He said you have kicked the ball good job This is funny because in English, which is your language a referee both means a person that helps with a soccer game And also a person that helps with a soccer game and also a person that recommends a worker. I have made a pawn. Would that be funny to have your hiring a referee and you need to get his referee?

Oh, that is your referee. See, the difference is in Swedish, two different words. In English, the same word. We like to play with the ponds. I did manage to find some questions to ask a reference. Oh, okay. Okay, well, and I was wondering what that's what we are today. Hey, Mish. Yes. Would you like some pickled carrots? Oh, please. I would like some pickled herring and the meatball. Oh, we could have it on some rye, brudd

Could you describe could you could either of you please describe? Some of Stone German man's awakenesses and or strengths. Oh, he only speaks 14 languages. That's a big one for me I think that his calf muscles are particularly strong. He can lift things with his calf muscles. His government does not give every single person a house. Can I talk about these strengths and weaknesses? Absolutely. I believe that the soft tissue most muscles are quite stern.

Like a protein high-based diet. Yeah. But if you were to look at his latissimus dorsi, you would see I would not have ever put in too much effort. Now it's a lot of effort at all. And if I'm being honest, the bit is stern German man. I would say I don't know how many times a day he's going into sauna. Oh no, he's not going into the sauna enough at all.

How is he going to build a flat pack of furniture for his granny? That's my one thing I would share, Bertim. How many times marker you going into a sauna? Mark, if your granny calls you and says, Mark, I need help with the flat-pack furniture from IKEA. How would you help? I'll tell you how we'll help. We'll help by building it. That's right. And then after having some pickled airing, we would all relax in a sauna. Do you know how many times I like to go into a sauna a day? No. Four thousand times a day because it resets. He tells you resets more. The sun sets here at one o'clock in the

morning and rises at one o'clock at 1 a.m. About two of a component site, the government gives you sleeping pills, which you can enjoy when you go into a sauna. Every single citizen of Sweden gets tow-free solners. This is a wooden area that is warm and you sweat out all of the government. They said not enough solnest everyone have a son. We are president for a while was opera she say you get the sound you get the sound. The one disadvantage of everyone having a son is our taxes are 120% you have to you have to give them all of your money and then also give you 20% more. I would say the amount of sounders outweigh the amount of legs. It's true because there are boundless sounders for rich people that have more than their government commission. That is true. There are people with boundless sounders.

How well did Stern German person work as a part of a team? Oh he's a pure team member. He's very good at that time member. You know one time we were at the restaurant. Where was it then it was it the cafeteria I'd quiet was that a car that's right we're this is marked is a true store Oh, and I came where I mean the guy came here at the top of the straight or the I care at the bottom of the street. We got the Baltimore strut gore car. In Sweden, there is an Ikea on every street, sometimes two per street, because the government they said not enough Ikea's, so they gifted Ikea with Ikea's. Yeah, and when you, this was all done in the parliament sauna.

There is a parliamentary sauna. Now we're sitting in our sauna and they said they were not naked. They had to towel around their breasts and genitals. Although we're a very open people. Well, people are sexually emotionally. They said is now to now for karsin all the contrary everyone should have a night you know that say Nicholas is from spade say Nicholas y'all your son to clars is very Swedish it's true it's true let It's true. Let me just Google what? Mara, what is your gut feeling on the phone? It's true, it's true. Did you like to know I swear this on the closet call?

Oh, I'd love to know. You know. You've grown up with it. I know, I tell you. He brings all the children to... I think Black Pex away. You're tall. I think my image is time for him to have another sauna. I tell you to get a race set. I miss. They call Santa Claus in Sweden. They call him Joe Tomten. Tom Tom. And he is he's simply known as Tomten. He's Sweden's father Christmas. He's visiting houses in the afternoon of Christmassy. And Christmas is Sweden's celebrate.

He distributes presents. Now most of his presents are flat parts. Yeah, they're from Ikea. I watched here. I got the barber cure. We called the Klassen. My gut feeling, Tancy, you're questioning me on a jar. Yeah. It's in German. Man, is that he's quite stern. Oh, yes. I believe he's German. More stern than we're used to. We're very friendly and well educated. We're going to do a bit of a Southern American accent. Mark, we're just a very fluid language. I guess when you speak so many languages, your accents are going to get messed up.

Do you know how many accents I speak? Maybe 12 or 13, 14. Now I speak seven hundred languages. I speak many dead languages. I learn them just for fun. I talk to other Swedish people in the dead languages. What do you guys like to hear my favorite Swedish home? I would love to.

Just be aware I've not pressed play on this song yet. I don't know what will play. Oh, I love this song. It's about Joel Tomten. Is it just whistling? I'll skip forward the bit for you. Do you love mama? I can't see it all.

Oh yeah. I'm already so lennered. Lennered. Lennered. Yeah. Yeah. Now the image you've pulled up a YouTube video The image is simply searched no adieu d'ol tom tenar full mark here's the thing from my question It's like a it looks like it looks like it looks like you know the the German propaganda of Jewish people, the illustrations of the horribly racist propaganda of Germans,

but then dressed up as Santa Claus and smoking the uh Dari I've ever seen. Mark, Mark, I don't want to stop you. Mark, Mark, Mark, how many times have you had a sauna today? Today? I haven't had a sauna. I don't think I've ever had a sauna. You'll see more than a red uptie. I've never reset. Mark, I've got the question. Uh huh. How many languages have you spoken today? Just what? Because you're same uptight, that's the sounder. You're same very single-minded, that's the one language today. Mark, how many money did the... how many monies did your government give you today? Today I got $0 from the government. Mark you need to give it yourself a little meatball. You need to have a meatball a sauna a Peacled herring a flat-peck furniture speak a few languages and vault in a democratic or

Republican a democratic socialist party so in your opinion yes would stern German man make a remember him? He's a nice boy. Would he make a good receptionist? No. No. No. He would you need you need for it. What does your business? What kind of flat packs does your business? What kind of flat packs does your business? We don't deal in flat packs. Hey, here's an idea. Why don't if you want to get to know the German many more? Why don't you? Well, I don't know if I want to, you wouldn't recommend it to me. Well, here's the thing, this is what I would recommend. I think you'll get a good test of this car and find out how you do it. So why don't you get into a

little bolt with him? go across the ocean to Denmark Get yourself some way go and come back. Yeah, this is what we do for fun Yeah, you know, you want to learn something about your father and more Uh-huh. You will say father and lore I would like to go on a boat trip with you to Denmark purchase purchase some Lego, and bring it back and construct it with you in the sauna. We could construct it on the coffee table that we built yesterday in the sauna. They make toys out of little furniture, and we are making home furniture. Say, that I make the little interlocking bricks made of plastic.

Plastic, Bert, you know Lego. You know Lego? Yes, we are so proud of our Danish neighbors. We are all Scandinavian. Yes. And we all live up here. Hello. Hello.

Hello. I've heard there's a lot of heavy metal music. Oh, yeah. Because we are quite a happy people. In me we're open to aggression. Like this. Hey, get out of here, Mark. I love heavy metal music Oh yeah Cause we are quite the happy people In me we're open to aggression Like this Hey get out of here Mark

Oh no That's too bad Or I can even say it in any language you want You just ask me the language you want me to say it in I'll say it Sweetish Okay great You talk for a little bit, I'll get back to you

We know something Mark Yeah Yeah, all right. You know what, Connie, just say it now. I just, I hear me say something mad. Yes, Mark, you need to have a sauna. That was sorry, but you need to have a sauna. I think you could go more aggressive if I'm being completely honest. I'm probably on it.

Fuck you. Oh, right. That was quite a step forward. Yeah, you should see this as spectrum of aggression. There is because I am from this video. Yes Mark Can you do something in the middle? What? Well, you said you need to have a sauna and then you jump to fuck you. I just wonder if there's something in the middle Here's going to say something for you in Swedish

Are you I said get out of here Mark. Sounded like he said IKEA. Everything sounds like IKEA. Do you want me to speak Swedish to you? Sure. Okay. IKEA. IKEA.

IKEA. IKEA. Mark. Yeah. I'll like to do IKEA. IKEA. IKEA. Ikea. Ikea. Mark. Yeah. I'll black get to Ikea. Ikea. Ikea. Ikea. Ikea. Sound. So you get in a little bout, go across the ocean, get some cheap leg go, and come back by the end of that trip as the old proverb goes. You know the old Swedish proverb. Aha. The old Swedish proverb goes, if you do not know a man after a boat trip to Denmark to get some some legos then you do not know him at all.

That is an ancient Swedish proverb. You know what my favorite type of Swedish food is? No. Toast. I love right toes. I love Toast. I love Toast. As Swedish people, we are known for loving Toast. Do you know how to make Toast? How to make it? I think so.

Do you have a Toast third? I have a bit of a joke. Oh, good joke. We are funny people, Swedish people. A lot of times, spending sound is thinking of jokes. I know 2,000 languages, but I can only make jokes in our tea. We are funny people, Swedish people. A lot of times spending sound is thinking of jokes. I know 2000 languages, but I can only make jokes in the artina. Ha ha ha!

Here is my joke. Okay. How do you make a toast? I don't know. Do you go in the sound? No, you make a toast as in like a toast with a butter and jam. Yeah, how are you doing? I'll tell you how you make a toast as in like a toast with butter and jam. Yeah, how are you doing? I'll tell you how you make the Tell this punchline. How are you doing that? Oh, good. Okay. I'll tell you how you do it. You'll buy yourself some nice French champagne You pour ascent glasses as many glasses as you have friends You give each of your friends a glass and then you'll

chink your little glasses together. This is how you make a toast with jam. It is a pun. You have the same word for both. But you said with jam. Well, I had to clarify which toast I meant. Yeah. And then I said, it doesn't make any I say it again. Doesn't make any sense. You're a lucky man. No, that doesn't make any sense. Mark, how many languages can you make jokes in? I can't make it only in English, but that one doesn't make any sense. I tell you, my jokes are a lot funnier

when I speak my own language, but I think it is pretty impressive. It's important I always like to set up jokes. I say, how are you doing this? How about I tell you another joke? Okay, and I say in the middle. How are you doing? How are you doing this? This is good. Okay. Alright. Uh, what is it a word? I can make a joke for you. Okay. Uh, let me think I mean, you know, I do want to know my favorite type of GM to put on towels? What?

I love to put on lingonberry. Can I tell you a joke? Yeah. All right. Would you like to know my favorite type of GM to put on Brad? On Brad? How are you doing this?

You take some friends you invite them round to your garage and you'll give them all an instrument you'll give one friend a bass guitar one friend an electric guitar and another friend an electric drum kit who get up to some speakers. And then you riff a tune. This is how you put jam on the ride bread. That is a very smart joke. You could do the Melbourne comedy thing.

It doesn't really work. Oh, it does, because jam means both the condominant. Yeah, but the bread was the bread. Oh, you put the jamming with your friends on the rye bread. What? Would you like another joke? Sure. Do you want to bet planes?

OK, yes. I can do one about the airbus. Yeah. How do you barred an international flight? How do you board a plane for an international flight? How are you doing this? You'll take a large a large Piece of land that is relatively flat

Large land you could use this land for grazing, for farming, per head, some sour cream. Tell, tell, you'll take that to plain, a plain like, you know, like in America, you know, how they have the plain. Airport. No, not like a narrow plain, like a large block of flat land. Yeah, like a road. Like a plane.

No, how do you say it in other ways? And in Judas, do you know other ways in English to say this? I just hate the field. But it doesn't. Yeah, like a desert or a field. The plane can also mean a desert or a field. Alternatively, playing can also describe a lack of flavor. Maybe it's just a bit of salt. So maybe it's like a crisps or without a lot of flavor on it.

This is how you board the plane for the internet. It doesn't make any sense. We should all sit down for a traditional Swedish case or all called the Jens and Thresthals. Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum I would not hire him. No, I'm not gonna be hiring him, especially if he's friends with you two fucking pieces of shit. Whoa! Someone needs a sauna. I don't know about you, but in Sweden, to call someone that piece of shit is an insult. Goodbye. Oh, I'm so sorry everyone.

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