Aunty Donna Podcast - Stone Fruit

Episode Date: March 8, 2017

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A list of productions. Tom, can we start this podcast with some like, regal music? Think N.T.Xics Roadshow theme song, but not that. Okay, well just let's just wait five seconds for that. One, two, hello and welcome to Stonefruit Review. Yeah, my name is Zach Rwain.

This is gonna pass you a project of mine for a number of years. I'm a big fan of Stonefruit Review. Yeah. My name is Zach Rwain. This has been a passion project of mine for a number of years. I'm a big fan of Stonefruit, particularly the nectarine. I've got two eminent guests with me today, from West Farmer's. I've got Brodyn Kelly. What's your name being here, thank you. I hear to talk about the freshest Stonefruit available throughout Australia today.

And of course, the eminent stone fruit grower, expert, and scientist Mark Manana, thank you so much, Mark. In a pleasure to be here. Let's get started. We will get into the nitty-gritty, but let's get started with something a little bit more fun, I suppose, of what's your favorite stone fruit? Oh, God, how do you even begin to answer that question?

It's like picking your favorite vegetable. A little bit more passion for stone fruit here than vegetables I imagine, just making a comparison. And I think you raised an interesting point there Mark and Zach is that the things in our life that we find passionate they may not be the things that often cost the most and I think that's the truth with Stonefrid. Although some Stonefrid is setting you back a little bit these days are any comment on that rodent. Well obviously we try to do our best for both the Australian consumer, the our the mums and dad is doing the weekly grocery shopping but we also want to do right by for both the Australian consumer, the mums and dads doing the weekly grocery shopping,

but we also want to do right by the Aussie farmer who's out there. Absolutely. He's picking those fruits, he's bashing those minorities, he's working hard to make a living for his family. And I think at West Farmers what we're, I just realized who they are and I should probably stop talking to them about West. Okay, I don't know what that was but moving on. Yes. Now boys, my favourite stone fruit of my is probably the peach. Fantastic choice.

I could eat a peach. My house. My favourite stone fruit is the banana. Fantastic. Well, that's the potassium. Not a stone fruit. Technically a stone fruit. No, it's a luma bean. Oh really? Yeah, interesting. Well, my favorite stone fruit then is an apple. Okay. Okay, that's a pip fruit. Okay. Clearly, okay. Um, clearly... Okay. Just been working really hard on this stone fruit podcast and we just keep talking about

apples and... Anyway, that's fine. That's my favorite stone fruit. Use the carrot. Oh, that's a stone fruit, isn't it? No, no. No, that's a stone to fruit. Sorry, just for a little bit of context. To prepare for this podcast, we've been eating nothing stone fruit, nothing but stone fruit

for the last two weeks. Sorry, I'm so sorry. What's going on here guys? Well I'm just trying to talk about stone fruit. What the hell is going on here? Are you doing okay? Are you doing pop-offs? Well I'm not doing pop-offs. How could I have been eating nothing but delicious stone fruit all week? What are you? How could I have been eating nothing but delicious stone fruit all week? What a year. Tom, Tom just wanted to let us know it's got a lot of firebills.

He's sort of catacoles in our narrative here. It's great with Tom. I love them at how many times I tell him. He just doesn't seem to listen. It's not important, Tom. It's just a podcast. In this world, stone fruit doesn't cause farts important Tom. It's just a podcast. In this world, stone fruit doesn't cause farts Tom, okay. So we've been eating stone fruit for a week, but someone here is farting. Someone has not been adhering to the stone fruit rules. Oh, oh. Oh.

Which to me means someone's been sneaking beans. Ring, ring, ring. Oh, no way. Oh, what? What? Oh, OK. Do we have a collar? No.

All right, sick. Someone's been fighting a ringtone. Someone's been fighting a ringtone. That's not good. You know, we're going to have to do Zach. But we're gonna have to call bottom of this. Which one of you burgers has been farting? All right, what the bloody hell? What the bloody hell was that? Oh, not me, Mr. Fat Police. I'm a stone fruit boy.

Well, that sounds about right. Do you have an alibi for the fart? Yes, I was at the stone fruit shop all week eating stone fruit Well, we've it doesn't cause farts. You've set up of that doesn't make your fart. All right. I'll move on to Suspect number two Oh, the body will do that from me, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Stipping on toes. Stipping on toes. Toes are on your feet. Feet are below your bum. Where farts come from? Look, okay, I just want to let's just clear the air and I don't mean by farting into it. Well, I hope not because I'm the fart police. What the? Hey, was that a little pop off there? Now look who's doing little pop-offs? Who's doing, hey, everyone be quiet for a second,

I just wanna hear the farts. Hmm, look, now I keep my butt whole clean. You both do boys know this. Well, I've always said keep your butt whole clean but your enemies closer. That's right, I wax the hole. I've tried to shave the hole in the shower, but I cut it up.

So I don't do that anymore. So I get a professional, I am talking about my whole God damn it. If you were the fart police, I'm just as the fart police. I'm concerned about losing listeners to the podcast. Oh, that would have happened many podcasts ago. If you're still listening, you're actively interested in my tar-tall. So, all I'm saying is that I've got a pink hole. I do my business out of it, but it couldn't have been me, do you know why? Why?

Because I've got to plug up my asshole. And I've had to plug up there for the last three weeks. And if you don't believe me, ask Gareth who works at Club X, he put it up there. Very well, I'll take your word for it, but I still need an LB. Why were you at the time of the farts? Well, I don't have an LB, but I do have this LB. LB? Yeah, so it's a B that I was's a bill be that I was hanging out with

At the time of the farts. Oh, well then obviously you're not the the guy who farted all right Broden yeah, yes Where were you with the time of the farts? Well, I was performing as the fart police Well, you could have brought it down to the New York sexy man I give me a little kiss oh yeah alright I'm moving on to Zack again ah hello

round two round two you do the farts Zack answered the man he's clearly angry what is it? he wants to get to the bottom of this literally. Oh, that's good. That's good, that was good.

Sorry, yeah, we just got to clear the... Matthew Ward for a best joke, eight minutes in, but... Thank you, because they're the far police. They're all about getting to the bottom of things. Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. That was the, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum The guys coming in, the whole institution stinks. Oh farts. Alright, this is getting us nowhere. I'm going to need a semen sample from all of you. Oh, okay.

I couldn't wait. Sorry, we'll stop kissing and we'll... I'll get the semen out. Hurry up, I've got to get these semen samples back to the lab Farts You I am trying to concentrate I don't know if we really thought through this was a half hour of content It takes well I was hoping that we'd start with this and move somewhere else not Good no excuse me just stay on brain get that same ensemble to me now. I am I am

Oh god, all right, that's really good man. Just a handful of that. I think you can tell you what my dick my pants peaked I just like to say that when I am delivering a semen sample for the fireplace I do it a little bit more subtly. I lie down. I just use a thumb and a forefinger. It takes a couple of hours, but the orgasm is very intense. Can I just get that same and sample you weird little man? Yes, I've got a couple on in my fridge already. I keep them just for this occasion. All right, well thanks one for me, one for the project. Okay, now I'm going to take these, see if I can put them in a hat and take them down the lab. Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum.

Rick? Morning lab boys. Boy, I'm getting a little bit of that boy. Sorry, the people there want the 10th round of the ring. We're getting a little bit of that. We're getting a little bit of that boy. Sorry, the people there want the 10th round of the ring. We're getting a little bit of that boy.

We're getting a little bit of that boy. Sorry, the people there want the 10th round of the ring. We're getting a little bit of that boy. We're getting a little bit of that boy. Sorry, the people there want the 10th round of the ring. We're getting a little bit of that boy. Sorry Lucky that was I know that whenever I bring in samples you guys just eat the seed with straight away So what I did is I brought pretend yoga sin That's why that's why it tasted like a cinnamon and honey. Yeah, give us the real semen This is the problem. I keep coming to you for Siemens sample to get the results of Siemens samples And that's your one job. Yeah, but you Continue to just eat the seafood. Well, we're, we're, we're, our department is called

the Seaman suckers. That's what we were never told we had to test the seaman. We were hired. We were hired to eat up all the old seaman. Well, I'm sorry, we weren't consulted during the restructure. Well, that means I've been misinformed and I'm not gonna give you, I need to find out

who's been finding in the Arnidona podcast. Well, you've been mislead. Listeners are weak. You've been misinformed, but what we haven't told you is that Zac here has just been crowned Miss Seaman. Couldn't great, is he say Zac? Yeah, that's one. Oh, no, no.

I know another Zac. you there for money don't yeah we just I just with the word around the offices you were just talking to them I was yeah I think this is his see them she's beauty she's grace she's sticky in the face well congratulations thank you so much it was such a thrill and I am doing the same voice I do for all my characters right now. Did really think this one through. People love it, Zach. People love your podcast characters.

We've been getting comments, messages, emails saying we love the Zach characters, more Zach characters. That's so kind, but I've never done a podcast character in my life. I'm Zach, the Seaman boy. Why you are, by the way, what are you doing here, man? Well, you know me with characters. I go for something and then I drop out very quickly. So now I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm like, what do you say is your a failure? I understand. I've had the same career as YouTube boys. But not as cool. Not my long cool hair like I imagined Jack from us in Donna has. No I know him. I'm a fan. Congratulations. Congratulations on the

my Uber Eats is here by. You're really going? Yeah he's got to go get his Uber. What's he got? I got to get my over. What'd you get? Larry David. It's Zach. So there's a... We talked about... Jesus Christ. Hey, it's Zach.

No, you're Tom. We're trying to do a... It's literally just left a... It's... It's literally just left a... It's... It's... It's...

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But we didn't because that's the magic of theater. What am I supposed to do with these same examples? Um, well look, you could put them in a pot. All right, they're in a pot. All right, now add a little bit of love. Okay, a little... Weekend is finally here. Let's see what's on the old honeydew list.

What? Multiple pages? I wonder if I can get this stuff delivered to Winston-Cart. OK, I need to get paid for the deck, soccer cleats for the little ones, and the fridge is looking a little bare, so I'll cart some eggs and milk. Now I have more time to bike ride with the kids. When you want to run errands without running in circles, the world is your cart.

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Spice and everything nice. All right. Put in spice girls. Bit of sugar. Now open up a can. A little bit of baby spice. Now open up a can of whoopass. Hyaa!

Put a can of whoopass in there. Yeah, and you know what you've got what? You've got yourself a hot sticky mess. Oh, God, and what do you? Zack's back Fucking piece of shit Zack, it's time to have a meeting alright. We have we have a meeting? Can we have a AGM now? Yeah, alright. I just want, I just just hungry. You're a hungry cunt.

Yeah, I just want to my Uber Eats. You're a fucking cunt. Alright, let's start. Can you read the minutes of the last meeting, Mark? Absolutely, okay, so. Sorry, yeah. Can I just quickly put down something on that list? Yeah.

Professionalism in podcasts. Okay, professionalism in podcasts that down something on that list? Yeah. Professionalism in podcasts. Okay. Professionalism in podcasts that's down on the list. So the minutes from the last meeting, we opened up, we opened up with a song about our feelings because we were all feeling a little bit cold and we wanted to sing a song to maybe warm up the room. Yeah. That was how the meeting started.

I think it was a good song. We all had, we all cried at by the end of it. It was very moving. The next minute was that we were bringing up Tom's microphone technique. Which has got us nowhere. Got us absolutely nowhere. We bring it up every week and Tom still seems to ignore it at the best of times because he's a rat dog. And then we had a bathroom break. Great. All right, so what's the first thing on the agenda for this AGM? First thing on the agenda for this AGM is Zax Tud.

All right, Zax. I'm yum yum yum. At least, at least actually eat your bagel. I'm not gonna do that on the first. I'm just gonna pretend. But it's here, food mark. Can you put down on the agenda? Dedication to a joke dedication to a joke here put that down. What do you do get is you get locks? I got a

Larry David Spagels eat it You fucking can't alright. What's the first thing on the agenda? First thing on the agenda is Zax Tood. All right. So we're gonna be talking about Zax Tood. And then that was all we had. Sorry, that was a podcast. So professionalism in podcast, which we added. And then dedication to church.

And dedication to church. Can I just put on this may address dedication to joke, but it is for Tood. Can I just put my hat on backwards real quick? Sure sure I'm gonna take a photo of that and put it on Instagram. Yeah, check that up But this can be how we promote this podcast. So who's been farting? That's the question I was me everywhere I'll go shoot myself in the head in the basement of my fucking house. Bye. Bye. Bye

The fart police are dead. Oh, no. Should we investigate or? Yeah, let's get in the dead fart police police Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-uh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh We're dead, fruit, fruit, fruit. Yeah, we talk only in whisper. Right, let's look at this body here. Looks like a suicide. Well, that's a shame. Are you sure it's a suicide? Because let's have a look. It might be a suicide, but what, there's all this silver side around them.

My, my, maybe it was the silver side kid. Maybe. Well, let me tell you something. My mentor, Tony Madra,ra told me is if it looks suspicious Look for our loisius Aluicious The what's what's allo ish is what he meant was if it looks funny It is funny. Can we talk about corn B for a second?

What do you silver side corn B? What are you doing? Nothing. I just, I just, like, kind of, kind of, kind of a police officer who investigates the deaths of fart police come in and just talk about, you know, boiled meats for a bit. No, of course. Can't you do that? I guess he can, but we talk about boiled meats. I just want more, I want to find out whether the fart police man shot himself in the head

or whether he was something a bit more suspicious I'll wish us all. Look all I'm saying is when I grow up one of my favorite meals was at come home, mum's boiled some meat, I'll have it with some mayonnaise and you know what would make me do? I'd be farting a blue moon mate. I'd be farting a blue moon, it's all connected. Wait a minute, blue moon. Blue moon.

Blue moon onions. Blue moon onions. Onion. Blooming, Blooming onions, Blooming onion, onion, the character from arrested development, arrested development. The fart police arrested farters. Maybe one of his suspects killed the fart police. I got to be honest with you, there's a lot of circumstantial evidence in that, but I think we should pursue it. Also, there's this suicide note that says,

I killed myself. You know what that means? We're gonna need some Siemens samples. All right. There you go, mate. Thank you. Thank you. And here's mine for you. Thank you. Broden, I got you this Siemens sample.

I think it's like a... And here's Zach. Oh, Thank you. Broden, I got you this seedling, so I think you'd like it. And here's Zach. Oh, thank you so much, Zach. All right. Do you want to just have a bit each? Yeah, all right. Yeah, let's make some up. Let's share.

Let's share. Thank you, Broden. Thank you, have a little bit of mine. Oh, great. Should I get some toast? Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, I'll go get some mussels. We'll get some toast.

We'll get some mussels. Does anyone want anything to drink? Shall I put it in an Uber bag? Yeah. Mark, I didn't come in a big Uber eats bag. I've been done with that. They're making their $5 extra trip. Put down on the agenda, that fucking bag

and not ruffling the bag. Put it down the bag and not ruffling the bag. I tell you what, every time it ruffles that bag, it ruffles my feathers. You were bored? I thought you were a horse can't. Um, I'll be with Woody over social media, cross, cross reference, you fucking far-legged looking can't.

Okay, I'm not, I just want to set the record straight that I am not a horse. A lot of people have been teasing me about it on Facebook and now the boys have gotten involved in it. It's true. You're dicks too speaking to HR about this. In fact, I'm bringing them right now. Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring.

Hello. Hi, is this Auntie Donna H.R.? Yes, it is. Harry Rangmer. Hold on. It brought in a, you in the phone conversation. I'm sorry. I work at that thing.

You work in HR. Yeah, but I work at HR, but I don't worry. I'm not looking in human relations. I just do witty puns or witty jokes off what what's your name again? I'm Harry Ranger. Harry Ranger. What Harry Ranger says. Well, Harry Ranger, I've am I able to talk to you as this is you know, it's a safe space. Just know since the since the restructure, the one that made the come Drinking Boys have to contest since that same restructure, we do have a Jokester.

Next time. Jokester time. Joke. Mer. And Mer. Unfortunately in the restructure, we had to let the talented one. Right.

Um, look, I've been having a lot of problems in my workplace. Please. I've been experiencing a lot of, I tapped my mic again, sorry Tom. Please. Um, I've been experiencing a lot of bullying in the workplace. Oh, well, uh, and tell me who's bullying you. Okay, there's a couple of people. There's a couple more like horse and around.

Okay. Well, this is exactly what I'm talking about. I understand that, but do know this is actually part of the company. It's part of the company. Part of the company. Part of the company. If I can't talk to you confidently and securely about the problems I'm having with other people in my group, then what is the point of your job?

I need you to know that this is a conversation between me, you and the jugs to over here. Over here, over here. Now look, Ms. Harry Ranger. Do you mind if I go, you Ms. Harry Ranger? On Ms. Ranger, yes. Ms. Ranger. I am Mrs. I have a husband. Oh, sorry, Mrs. Ranger.

You're right. You're left. A lot of people at Ardudonna and on the Facebook page and stuff have been saying that I'm a horse. Now I am not a horse that's ridiculous. You can't see you over the phone, but are you a horse? Are you a... of course, of course. Would a horse... would a horse be able to do this? BADARES THE MOUTH!

That matter is the number! Look, it's not really my place to comment on what horses can and can't do, but I trust you if you say you're not a horse. I don't believe I'm a horse, I was born a horse, I've never seen a horse. Harry Ranger, ask him, this will be a good way to find out. Mrs. Ranger. Harry Ranger, where are on first name bases? Whatever. We've done some over the

shirts. This place has got worse HR than this party. This place has got worse HR than Uber. Am I right? I don't know the context of that. I can't comment. I'm worse HR than Uber. That's not true. Uber's HR is the worst. Hey, where did you get, by the way, where did you get that Larry David's from? I got it from, did I say Uber Eats, I meant ManuLog or Deliveroo? Great, anyway, Harry Ranger, I've got a good way to find. Offer Mark some hay.

Okay, sure, I will do that, but jokes that we've talked about you stepping in into my area of the work. Okay, I don't go and make witty jokes. Okay. Are you being serious right now, Harry Ranger? Absolutely. I need you to understand there's a very clear structure here and it is hard enough. Tronks.

Stuck my left nip, Harry Ranger. You hear me? That is much better. Thank you All right, so would you like some hay, ma'am? Yes, I'd love some hay. I love hay Interesting. I mean sorry. Oh, that's okay. You were right. That's oh, no What what was that? What was that? I was I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to hairy ranger It's for me. It's for my own moron. You fucking dickhead Do you see what I'm talking about miss ranger. It's for me, it's for my own morale. You fucking dickhead. Do you see what I'm talking about, Ms. Ranger?

Well, in this case, he's actually doing his job. I'm actually doing my fob. Ooh. Ooh, okay. We were in Brisbane. The name of a little swipey on the door was called a fob. Yes, it was. Yeah, the guys were giving me a lot of shit about it.

They're like look it's you. I was never came off a boat. Only when I went to Tasmania on the wonderful spirit of Tasmania. And this episode is brought to you by the spirit of Tasmania. You can get to Tasmania with your car for only $856 one way. Check out the spirit of Tasmania at www.iamthespirit.com.au. Spirit Tasmania, the perfect place to kill yourself. Spirit Tasmania, put your head in, put your head in, I didn't think this one was. Spirit Tasmania, throw yourself off the side of the

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I'm a gay baby. I'm a gay baby. And for anyone that doesn't know what the fuck the spirit of Tasmania is, it's a boat that crosses the bass straight. I actually really like the spirit of Tasmania. Mark, I wanted to say, you know how you mentioned Lucre to life. Oh, here we go.

I'm waiting for it. Yep. It's not what you're all for. You're all for it. You're all for it. But you know how we're sponsored by Lucre? Yeah, I'm very for it. Yep. It's not a lot. You're all for it. You're all for it. But you know how air-sponsored by Luke Crate. Yeah, I'm very aware of this. I wanted to pitch something to you guys You know was it a tent? You know how we're making four dollars from them. Yes. We know it's better than four dollars what a million dollars Oh my god. I never thought about it that way now. Let me pitch this to you I reckon I know we can get a million dollars. Yeah

We get sponsored by La Paul Ketter. That's such a good idea. If anyone from La Paul Ketter is listening, you give us a call, getting contact with us on our email address, maybe on Twitter, at our Antidona Boys. For the listeners that are unaware of what La Paul Ketter is, it's a chain, chain Italian restaurant that does pizza, pasta, veal, scolopeia.

Cannelloni. Cannelloni, it is Tom's little bread rolls with butter's, basically. Bol of chips. You can get, yeah, you can get a nappoli Ravioli, rainbow gelati. Oh, you can get a Fippi Nappola, Mitra Chiana. Yeah, and then have it with a side of wedges and sour cream. Oh, that's called an awesome, if we can. And actually, can we, I think let's get them excited about our brand.

So let's get a hashtag trending on Twitter. I'm thinking hashtag La Polquetta, could you please sponsor Auntie Donna? Guys,'m thinking hashtag La Polquetta. Could you please sponsor Auntie Donna? Guys, that's hashtag La Polquetta. Could you please sponsor Auntie Donna? Let's get that hashtag trending. We just want to say, for the last about, oh, here we go. Are you calling La Polquetta?

We're going to ask him for a sponsorship. Sorry, wrong number. She can do it. Which brings us to the next meeting on the agenda, which is commitment to a joke. That was a lapel keta and I was like, they won't be open at 10.30 in the morning. Of course they are, it's lapel keta. They're open for breakfast, lunch, dinner, open to late La Poquetta. La Poquetta, La Poquetta, La Poquetta, La Poquetta.

Can we go through our top 10 reasons while we love La Poquetta? Number 10. Number 10, you can get a pizza, a pasta, or a veal scallopini, anything you want at a reasonable price. I thought that was like eight reasons there. Oh, that's one.

Oh, no. That's another one. Fuck, the big Italian statue of a man at the front holding like the specials menu board. That's number two. Number two. Number eight. Number nine. Number eight.

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Let's get that hashtag trend. That's really great because this is like a cliffhanger. So if you want to find out, actually the real reason, the number one reason for why we love Lapuketa you're just going to have the tune in next week. Oh man this is this is this is how we're going to get a viral podcast. We've we've been on the road the last couple of days and for the last like week and a half I've been working 12 hour days to get our new show Big Boys ready so I'm sorry if we're

tired. And I'm sorry for the great service you're gonna get a lap or keta never apologize for that and I'm sorry I'm sorry um shut up you've been listening to the anti-non-up podcast thanks for joining us for another rip episode brought to you by anti-non-aclub.com see you next week!