Aunty Donna Podcast - Sultairing Us A Barn

Episode Date: September 24, 2024

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A listener production. Hi, welcome to the Aunty Donna podcast. I'm one of the stars of that podcast, Zachary Rewain here to do a little intro for you. If you've not heard of it, it's basically just a funny, wacky, improvised podcast where all the guys from PUD riff on ideas. This episode is a little bit different, though, because Mark has brought in a prop. We have got a box of little

Serials and we're gonna have a very fun time with that if you want to see the visuals Which will be very funny because you'll see the little cereals Head to auntie Donna club comm where you can watch the podcast as well as a whole bunch of fun Bonus things like one time. I think we did Mario maybe. Anyway enjoy the podcast. You're listening to the Honeydollar Podcast. The greatest fucking podcast in the world. Burning like a tack and sometimes a guess. We hope you enjoy the motherfucking podcast. Good morning! A couple of little songbirds. Sorry I didn't mean to talk over you there. Sorry can we just start again? Yeah, it was just because you guys were whistling and I was like...

Let's start again. Let's not... Are you mad at me? It's fine. I just don't want to make a big thing out of it. Let's just do a rule. If someone else is talking, shut your fucking mouth. Alright, well what if someone's fucking whistling? Cunt. I think that fucking counts.

Oh, so whistling is talking now. Whistling is talking. What does this whistle mean? I don't know, I'm not a seraphite. It means I'm loving it, cunt. Oh, okay. It means I'm fucking loving it, cunt. Well, if I could whistle, I would do something right now. You can't whistle?

No, you can't whistle. Mark, I didn't put some sad music in post. Mark, I didn't know that I can't whistle. Anyone could whistle. All you gotta do is perk your lips and go. That's all you have to do. It's that fucking easy. Purse those lips and blow.

Try. If it was that easy, I'd be able to do it. Do it. Oh come on buddy, all you gotta do is press purse those lips and blow for you. Go! No, you're doing something with your tongue. What are you doing with your tongue? To anyone listening who maybe thought that was Mark having this big moment, that was Broden Whistle. Yeah, no, I'm just showing you how it's done and how simple it is.

I can't whistle. I don't feel good about this. I don't know why we're focusing on it. It's embarrassing. Oh, you're close. Do you hear that wind going through that little hole there? Yes, I hear the wind going through the hole. It's like wind going through a valley, whistling through a valley. You're getting there. You're getting there. No, all I'm doing is breathing out a small hole in my mouth.

Mark, Mark, Mark. I think you're getting it. No, I'm no I'm not getting it. He's getting here You're gonna get a first people to sit me down and try and fucking talk me through this Well, you were just really close then you were like Now tighter tighter tighter, but your holes aren't tight It's gotta be the time. Do it for three minutes. Then out for clarity that is Zach. Sorry if anyone's listening here thinks that... Hey! No, no, no. He's getting it! No I'm not! I heard a sound. Hey what's that you got here? Cereal boxes?

Yeah I've got some cereal in today. Whaaaaaa? Oh, that's perfect. I've just woken up and I've come downstairs and I'm hungry for breakfast. But not something like crumpets or English muffins or bread. Or bacon or egg riffs. Eww. Egg riffs.

I don't need egg riffs. Stop stop stop. I don't need egg riffs. What's an egg riff? Yeah, bacon or egg riffs. You have bacon or egg riffs every day, don't you? You want to do an egg riff? You want to do a riff about eggs? Yeah, it's yeah. Where is it coming from? What are you trying to say? I don't know. I'm pretty rattled from all the whistling stuff to be honest. I love egg riffs. Getting caught in an egg riff I suppose. I don't. Like a wave. Like a wave rip.

A rip? Oh yeah, yeah, riff. No, rip. I'm getting caught in a rip. It's not a riff. You don't get caught in a riff in the ocean. A riff is something else. What's a riff?

Guitar riff? Yeah, an egg riff. Sounds like an egg. A's a riff? Guitar riff? Yeah, an egg riff. Sounds like an egg. A guitar egg riff? Well, just any riff can be on anything. You can riff on a clarinet. Yeah, you can riff in comedy. Yeah, and so...

I think that's the clearest one. Do a riff on eggs. Alright. Let it be that. Are you gonna let it be that? It's not what I was thinking, but I'm happy to let it be that. What were you thinking? I'm not sure but it wasn't that.

Now you think a closer thing, you were willing to accept, you were willing to accept a guitar riff about eggs! That felt closer to what I was going for. Zach's having Coco Pops. Well no. Don't you fucking have those Coco Pops? I the fuck not, can't. Because we're doing an egg riff. Don't you fucking put those Coco Pops in your mouth.

Can't we agree on a podcast where I got to eat Coco Pops and then you started doing this bullshit about egg riff? If you put those Coco Pops in your mouth, so help me. Can't. You had the opportunity to give me Coco Pops and be riffing about it. You can't come in here and force your way to a big bowl of Coco Pops for breakfast. Broden Broden Broden I have a question.

Don't you eat those Coco Pops. I have a question before he eats the Coco Pops and you get fully upset you go full tilt. Yeah I'll go full Broden. Well I have a question are you upset that he's eating the Coco Pops? He's eating the Coco Pops! Zach I was in the middle of a Coco Pops riff. Yeah and you were distracting him giving me the perfect opportunity to eat Coco Pops. No! My question is are you upset because you don't have Coco Pops is that why you're upset? Wait are you saying there's two packs of Coco Pops in the Kellogg's variety pack? Sorry, I'm saying brands.

There's two packs of something in here. And what I wanna know is are you upset? What's happened? Zach, don't eat the Coco Pops. I'll accept that you're eating the Coco Pops. Don't eat the Coco Pops into the mic. You are a punk. I'm trying to get-

You're a damn punk. Now he's not even doing a podcast. I'm trying to get- Now he's punk. No, he's not even doing a podcast trying to get on No, it's just eating cocoa pops off Mike while you and I do the job, and I need you to breathe I need you to do some I need you to whistle and I'll breathe when you whistle Well, I guess I'm gonna die I'm sure, alright. Are you upset because there are no Coco Pops for Broden? Because I'm trying to track why you're upset and I can't figure it out.

You can't figure out why I'm upset? No. You can't figure out why? Because, folks, if he keeps it, if he, Mark, I mean, Zach, so help me, if you finish that bowl of Coco Pops while we're recording a podcast, I will go classic Broden archetype grumpy guy I just I need to understand the motivations and the reasons why here because you and I are recording a podcast Yeah, which is we're here to do today not to eat breakfast. You should have had breakfast before you came Okay, so you would be I'm not even on mic. I'm just eating, you know what I mean? Pull your weight!

You would be as upset if say he was eating Cornflakes or if he was eating Special K. I think I'm- Let me finish. Or if he was eating Just Right or if he was eating Nutrigrain or if he was eating Sultana Bran. You would be just as upset. You would be just as upset. So what's happening now is Zach is pulling out the second packet of Coco Pops.

It's perfectly the variety pack, we have a variety pack of Kallog's variety pack assorted cereals. Who have not paid us. Who have not paid us. And each one, Zach. Zach don't eat a second bowl of Coco Pops. Each one is perfectly portioned for one bowl of cereal. He's eating two bowls of Coco Pops. It was one thing

You're being a greedy guy. It was one thing when he was eating Coco Pops. Now one session I don't even want all these Coco Pops. I'm slightly changing track here I'm slightly I'm getting on a different train and this is a great train to be on but I'm just gonna jump on to another Train while these two trains are passing so there is the opportunity to jump back onto the other train if we want This is outrageous. Here's my question for you. The NutriGrain packet of Calog's variety cereal assorted pack, it's 25 grams. 25 grams of NutriGrain.

That's the recommended amount of breakfast cereal. The Just Right, which is not too heavy, not too light. It's 40 grams. Does that sound just right to you? No, it sounds disproportionate. It's just right for just right. Is it? Why is it? Why what's just right for just right,

not just right for NutriGrain? I'll tell you, cunt face, because NutriGrain cunt. Cunt NutriGrain from fucking Kellogg's cunt. Yeah. Zach is just looking at me and not recording. Well, it's because you're being, you're being quite aggressive. Fruit is in Just Right. Nutri-Grain is just Nutri-Grain. Different-

What's fruit got to do with it? It's way different to wheat! But this, there's more, there's more Just Right. There's more Just Right. It weighs different. Let's have a look at the sugar. That's a different metric! Let's have a look at the sugar though, because I would say

I would say sugar's gonna play into it. I think sugar's gonna play into it. Well better, because now you've gone a whole way. Meanwhile, Mr. Cocoa Pops over here, Mike pushed literally 20cm away from his face as he enjoys his breakfast. You told me you didn't want me eating into the microphone. What do you want, man? To put the Kellogg's away. Look, look. I'm, you know, I'm coming in every now and then.

I'm giving you what you need. When we started this podcast, when we started this podcast, we wanted to have a fun breakfast-based podcast about cereals, about a variety pack of cereals. So far, we have just been in-fighting. At each other's necks. At each other'sfighting. At each other's necks. At each other's... Yeah, at each other's necks, I suppose. It's just a turn of phrase on what you were saying.

Is it? Yes! At each other's necks? I've never heard that before. He's playing to the gallery. I'm playing to the gallery. At each other's throats. You know the shape...

At each other's necks feels like a vamp... something a vampire would say. Were you listening? No, it's a dog go for neck. Throat. It's at each other's throats. You are right. You are right. And the throat, to be fair, is on the neck. Maybe I'm, maybe masseuses at a conference.

Are at each other's necks? That would be back neck and shoulders. No, it's- They would be like, we are at each other's back neck and shoulders. You know how our prissing is get throat massages? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Too. I imagine that's because that's where the larynx is.

No, dog, clump. See, now not only is he not doing 90% of this podcast, he's eating his breakfast. He's chiming in with negativity. And Mark, why are you reaching into that Kellogg's? Because this podcast is sultana-branding us apart. Sultaring us apart. Sultaring us a barn. This podcast is sultaring us a barn.

Can you call this episode Sultaring Us a barn? Because like masseuses we are at each other's head, neck and shoulders. Back, neck and shoulders. Neck, back and shoulders. And like masseuses. And like a hairdresser. And like a hairdresser we are chopping at the bit. Cutting and dying. So when you're at the hairdresser's they chop at your shoulders? Now he's doing bad bits when he comes on, like that doesn't even make sense. He doesn't have to do good bits, he's having a fucking nice breakfast over here. I wouldn't be concerned about doing an entertaining podcast, trying to keep the masses entertained. The thousands and thousands of people that listen to this podcast, if I was engaging

in a delicious breakfast, I have a mug here full of oat milk, specifically gotten for me. I haven't had a chance to pour it into my bowl, to engage in a yummy breakfast. Zach has gone ahead, he's gone rogue. Much like in X-Men 97, he's flirting with Magneto, he's gone rogue. Hey, is that bowl of cereal Magneto that you're flirting with?

Because you have gone rogue. Cut this shit out. Gone rogue. You guys are doing this fucking, no, because I'm doing this niche animated shit. It's shit out. You've gone rogue. Don't ruin this, Bro. And I'm doing this niche animated shit. Have you seen it? It's quite good.

No, I don't want to get... No spoilers. Much like Rogue, Zach is flirting with Magneto, who in this case is a bowl of cocoa puffs. And I'm Gambit because I'm pissed off. Yes, and I'm Beast because I'm blue in the balls. And smart. And smart. So you're going to get a coffee to accompany your fucking breakfast?

Folks, if you are just joining us, not only is Zach just having cereal while we do this fucking show, he's going to get a coffee to have after his breakfast! He's abandoned his post! He's abandoned his post! And not a wise sho- soldier! Not a wise- not a wise shoulder! No, no, no. Bear with me here. Not a wise shoulder, not a wise shoulder, no no no bear with me here, not a wise shoulder, much like the masseuse, who would never, you would never go to a masseuse and just get the head and back or head and neck, a wise masseuse would never abandon the shoulder and yet like a unwise

soldier He has abandoned his post like a disgruntled worker for Australia post He's abandoned his delivery of comedy you band in the post for Yeah, he's a bent yet. Yeah, that's what I was saying. But you didn't say that, you said abandon his deliveries. As a post, if a postman, well you wouldn't say... I'm saying to a postman. Yeah, but you were going off, you're starting with the turn of phrase, abandon his post. Like a... Army soldier, your job is to guard this post.

Not literally. Well they, well yeah, not a bag of mail. Some though, some would. Your job is to take this post. Well, yes, Kevin Costner would. The mailman. Yes, the postman. He's delivering mail. Or postman Pat.

Yes, and he has a cat. Black and white cat. He has a black and white cat. So much like, so I'm trying to draw, I'm lost in the analogy here because Zach, really, like we should cut his pay for this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because him leaving in the middle of it. It's not impossible.

We could go back into, we could talk to the person who manages our account and say, hey, just remove whatever the podcast revenue is. Figure out our hourly rate. Yeah, hourly rate and then just cut it out. It's, well, because now I'm sitting here, you're sitting here too. Yeah, yeah. Thank you. I can, you're so welcome.

Thank you for acknowledging that I'm sitting here. Anytime. I will literally, I will literally do that anytime, even when you're not sitting. Look what the cat has dragged back in. And not Postman Pat's black and white cat, who would never abandon his post, Postman Pat, not the cat. He looks to... Although the cat is, would not abandon the post either, because the cat...

Loyal. This is the point. The cat in Postman Pat is more loyal to the male than, and has no responsibility to deliver the male. What are you doing? The cat, I'm getting somewhere with this. The cat's responsibility is to eat wet food and drink cat milk, lactose free. And there is a loyalty to Pat? And there's a loyalty to Pat, absolutely, but a stray cat knows no master.

And the difference between a, and Zach's only master is Almighty God and his son, Jesus himself. And much like the heretics who hung Jesus on the cross, who abandoned their post, Jesus didn't abandon his post. The Romans. Jesus on the cross who abandoned their post. Jesus didn't abandon his post. The Romans. My local boys, that's from my side of the woods. You're an Italian man.

Because I'm Italian. But Sicilians were Spanish. You do not get to come in as the arbiter of truth and history when you are having cocoa pops and macchiatos. Where do you get off? Where do you get off? That's the long and short of it. Where do you get off? Where do you get off? That's the long and short of it. Where do you get off? That's the long and short of it.

And where did you see Get Out? Where did you see Get Out and where did you get off? In the cinema while you're watching Get Out? You freak? I get off. Did you watch Get Out and go, yeah, this is what gets me off? Did you watch Get Out and jerk off and get off?

No. You fucking freak? What about Nope? No. What about Monkey Man? No. What about monkey men? No. What about um... Warmer. Ohhhh. Okay so what is the movie that Zack got off on? What is the movie that Zack got off on? Well let's find out what is this? Alright. What is the lyrics? Cause I'm thinking he's in the cinema. What is the movie that Zack got off on? What

is the movie that Zack got off on? What is the movie that Zack got off on? We're gonna find out. We're gonna find out what's it gonna be. What's it gonna be? What is the movie? What? One, two, three. What is the movie that Zack got off on?

We're gonna find out. What in the way you f**ked it up? I forgot. Zack, was it? So Monkey Man is close. No, no, no, get the Get the fucking lyrics right. What is the movie that Zach got off on? Did he? I forget. I've lost it. I don't think we need the second verse. I think we would just... You said second verse. Well why don't we go to

an ad break? Maybe. And then we'll come back with the song ready to go. All right. What is the movie that Zack got off on? I wonder what the movie. You're mumbling. I thought, no, but I thought, I thought we were just gonna do the first bit twice. What if it went, who? And you go, what? I go, where, how?

I wonder what it was. Who? What? Where? How? I wonder what it is. Who? What? Where? How? I wonder what it is. Was. Is or was?

Was. I wonder what it was. Wonder, let's just work that bit. Who? What? No, you go. Who? What?

Where? When? But half time, double speed that. Who? What? Where? When? I wonder what it was. I wonder what it was. What is? What is the movie that. Who? What? Where? When?

I wonder what it was. I wonder what it was. What is the movie that Zack got off on? He's asleep. He's sleeping. Don't sleep. We're getting the intro right. You should be thinking about the movie you jacked off in.

I don't think I've ever jacked off in a cinema. No, no, no, no. It could be a movie you're watching as a teenager or whatever. Oh, yeah. Yeah. What is the movie that Zack got off on? Who? What? Where? How? I wonder what it was. Oh, you got it. No, no, no, no. I did it. I did it. No, at the end you fumbled. Oh, man, you are being a shtickler.

Excuse me? You're being a shtickler. You're shtickling to the rules. You're shtickling to the rules of the melody of the music. Five, six, seven, eight. A wonder? Oh, what is the movie? What did you say? I wonder.

But you said I wonder too, Cun. We both. All right. One, two, three, four. What is the movie that Zack got off on? Who? What? Where?

How? I wonder what it was. What are you doing? It's like I keep going. I wonder what it could be. I wonder what it was. I wonder what it was. I wonder what it was. What are you doing? I keep going, I wonder what it could be. I wonder what it was. I wonder what it was. I wonder what it was.

Come on, man, we gotta move on from this. Zach's asked for my laptop. He's gonna do some research. All right. We gotta move on from this. You got like 15 minutes, Zach. It's not a good enough bit. No, and I have to drill him on eating cereal.

I wonder what it was. What is, what are you clapping? Sorry. One, two, three. What is the movie that Zack got off on? Who? Where? What? What? What the fuck? I just talked through it slow. What is the movie that Zack got off on? Who? What? Where? When? How? How? Yes. My fucking gravity's cocking stroking until it explodes. At home?

With the parents out? Did he go into a room? There's hows. What? Is. No, what is it? Who? Who?

What? Who? Who? Who's all of a sudden more important than... It sounds better order orally. So it's who, where, what, how? Who, what, where, how, I wonder what it was. So I'm doing where and how.

Yes. I wonder what it was. Let's do it half time. Five, six, seven, eight. What is the movie that Zack got off on? Who, where, how, I wonder what it was. One, two, three. Who is who? I'm sorry.

I put my hand up and say I... I want everyone to know from the bottom of my heart, I'm genuinely trying. Yeah, me too! And I'm not- I'm not perfect. I'm not even trying to like put this on or fuck it up on purpose. This is genuinely difficult to come up with a great song and then just do it. Do you think the Beatles are- why do we like the Beatles?

Why do we like the Beatles? Yeah! One reason- They wrote good songs! In one- well yeah! Why do we like the Beatles? Yeah. One reason. They wrote good songs. In one, well yeah. That's the number one reason. It can all be reduced to that. Okay.

Reduced. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I guess so. What else could you say you like the Beatles for? The fashion. Five, six, seven. What? I wonder?

I wonder? Sorry. Do we need to write? Just go again! Don't drill down on me! Go again, go again. Five, six, seven. What is the movie that Zack got off on?

Who? What? Where? How? I wonder what it was. Oh my god. Oh my god. We did it. Zach, Monkey Man was close.

Which, no. What? I was just riffing then. Oh, so now we're going for real. I was just doing a riff then. And then Broden said, think of an actual movie that you jerked it to. So now you have to figure out. A movie, a movie, an actual movie, a movie, a movie, an actual

movie short bus. No sure. Shank. No redemption or repertoire. The Shawshank repertoire. Yeah. Sure. Is there a prequel. Is there a movie called The Shaw?

Uh, probably. Shaw, Shawshank, shank, shank. Why are you trying to relate words to the- Well, I'm trying to find out what movies that got off on. Yeah, but just say a different movie. Titanic. No. You've got to give us cold water the time so many move remember the Titans no

Titan Titan bowling for Columbine No Thank God. Yeah, thank God you're here Mark's episode of thank God you're here Yes, but a TV show. So it doesn't count. Oh, was he answering for you? Yes.

That's a concern. I was like, I've just seen Mark do so well. I was like, yeah. Went into the room. Had a moment. You probably haven't heard of this film, and I haven't watched all of it. You probably haven't heard of this film and I haven't watched all of it. So I would just... Did you go, is this like an SBS film?

Fast forward to the... Yeah. SBS film. I didn't watch it on SBS. Was it a foreign language film? Yes. Oh man. Italy?

No. So can we guess the country and you'll tell us? Spanish. Yes. Oh yeah, it sounds hot. Sounds hot. Yeah. Yeah.

We don't know the film. I doubt it. Uh. Oh, Coco. Did you take it to Coco? No. Alright, yeah. Inside Out.

No. Well, that's not set in Spain. It's set in San Francisco. That has great Mexican food in San Francisco. Yeah! Where they speak... Spanish? Sleepless in Seattle.

Sleepless in Seattle? No. It's a foreign language Spanish film. But Spanish food! What they eat? Spanish food in that movie? Chef! Chef.

That movie is sexy, but... for the food. Is it a full narrative film or is it a series of short films stuck together? Yeah, great. As far as I know, I'm looking it up now. I don't know anything about this movie except that there was a VHS of it in my cupboard. This is going really hard to get you to agree. And I read about it in Empire magazine.

Can we ring Stan and just go, can you go check the videos you have? He wouldn't know. He wouldn't know. Is the title of the film in Spanish? Yeah. Okay. I don't know in what language. No, it's not.

No, it's not. No, sorry. I was going to say what Spanish words do you know? All right. Here's, I'm going to get back your computer. I just closed the thing. I wasn't open. No problem. Go to history.

Paella. Paella. Paella? Paella, no. Paella. It's not a Spanish word. It's a Spanish name in there. So what?

But a foreign language film, it's in Spanish. It's a Spanish film from 2001. This I just looked this up. 9-11. 9-11, no. 9-11, no. No, no, no. That's not got anything to do with something. It's more of something that happened.

Fahrenheit, 9-11. Fahrenheit, 9-11, no. Dude, where's my country? No. Sicko. It was Sex and Lucia. Mmm, I should have known. It's in the name.

Lucia? Uh, maybe Lucia. I don't know. Lucia. Lucia. Lucia. Should have known, it's in the name. Lucia? Maybe Lucia, I don't know. Lucia. Lucia. Lucia. Sex and Lucia. Lucia.

Lucia. Very. Lucia. Okay, so we'll do this then. I believe there was a scene. What was the movie that Zack got? Do you wanna sing along? I don't know, you sing.

You go, I on Zack, all right? What was the movie that Zack got off on? Who? Where? What? How? I wonder what it was. But we need to add in maybe... I wonder what it be. Mark. Mark. Good writing. Can you look up how to pronounce Lucia or Lu-chia? I believe it's Lu-chia. But is that, because I would think that as well, but that's because I learned Italian in high school. Was that a Spanish thing? Or is it? Well, I mean, I believe the languages have, uh, have so many sounds in common. That's why I'm assuming, but I honestly don't know, but really do we know anything? What is knowledge? Are you watching the trailer for sex?

Hadn't you say more confusing names that many mispronounce? So make sure to stay tuned to the channel if you enjoy learning about correct pronunciation. So how do you say it? Well, two different ways of pronouncing it. Mainly one comes from Spanish in Spanish, Spain, it is said as Luthia, Luthia. In other Spanish speaking countries, Lucia. Lucia. In Italy, in Italian, in Italy it is said as Lucia. Lucia. Right, so despite the similarities in the languages.

They're more structural and that's what I suspected. So Lucia. Sex and Lucia. She blindfolded. Okay. I remember. So but Lucia. No, no, that's how we don't wantier. Sex and Luthier. She blindfolded. Okay. I remember.

So, but Luthier. No, no, that's how we don't want it. It was another scene with a shower head, I think. Oh, it sounds hot. So, Luthier was how they say it in Spanish. Luthier. What is the movie that Zack got off on? Who, what, where, how?

It turns out it was thee. And then we say... It turns out it was thee. Sex and Luthier. Why would we say thee? I don't know, because it rhymes with B. What? Wait, give me the song again.

I think you need something that rhymes with Luthier. What is the movie that Zack slash I got off on? Who? Where? Where? How? What? I wonder what it the?

What? I wonder, I wonder what, we could just. I wonder what it be. And then we go, it was, and then like that fine talk, fine, fine. Man, I'm just trying to make this work. I just thought I was onto something with, I want to try to rhyme with fear. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, wrong. Because the old version ends with B is trying, is for some reason trying to keep that rhyme, which doesn't count.

Why don't you get rid of the question? Yeah. And go, who, what, where, how? Make change that as well. All right. I'm coming in with a pretty big redraw. No, no, no, the options are between I wonder what it'd be, or I wonder what it'd be. Make- change that as well. Alright, I'm coming in with a pretty big redraft. No, no, no, the options are between I wonder what it'd be, or I wonder what it'd be.

Those are the only two options. We're just discussing which is the better one. Don't just come in with a whole- you're railroading us. I wanna hear his pitch. Oh, from the guy that ate a bowl of cereal and fucked off for a coffee. This could be his reclaiming moment. You get one moment to crawl your way one opportunity So I'm just a little this mom spaghetti about all those scenes from that sexy movie sex and lethally

I haven't done in 20 it sounds hot play the trailer You can't get the trailer up well, I don't have a ox in or anything like that. I would just play it and we'll watch it Okay, we'll talk about it doesn't matter. It doesn't have to just play it and we'll watch it. Okay. We'll talk about it. Doesn't matter. It doesn't have to. Oh it does. It looks hot. Yeah. Yeah. But give me your option. Does it have? I don't know. It was more just the starting point. Do you see images of breasts and penis? No. Not in the trailer on YouTube. I don't remember. I don't remember. I mean this is like Sounds hot doesn't it? Sounds like sounds like up Yeah

I Joked it up Is it just music? There's a woman describe the visuals. There's a sexy woman swimming in the ocean has vagrancy picked up by another man It's official Sundance selection 12 nominations at the Spanish Goya Awards. Hi, there's a a handsome long-handed, she's like, can I talk to you? What's the film green like? It's an interesting film green. Yeah, yeah. There's a brown grade to it. Bit of a bit of green. They loved a bit of green.

I've always followed you. I've always followed you in I've always followed you. In secret. I've decided. I'm completely in love with you. I think we're giving a lot of 30 year olds some SBS memories right now. Bro, now's not the time to say those things to me. Oh, it's getting horny. It's getting horny. Oh, it is? It's getting real horny. Oh, horny. It's horny. Is it a fuck-film? It's a very horny. Oh, horny. So is it a fuck film?

Is it a fuck film? It's a very horny film. My only memory of SBS for a concert night is... Oh, that's too horny. I constantly come to it. This is an image that is burnt into my brain and has been since I was a small child, maybe of 12 or 13, just turning on SBS. And I don't know what movie this was.

And if you know in the comments, let us know. It's just a big empty field and then some sort of either water tower, some sort of tower in the middle of an empty field. There's a big wide shot. It's an Italian film, I think. And then it zooms and then it goes in close. And then there are two naked people,

a man and a woman embracing, just kind of sitting on each other, embracing each other on top of the tower. So if you're not from Australia, there's possibly an equivalent, if you're not from Australia, if you're under 30, you probably don't quite know what we're talking about. For those listening, before porno and internet, well, porno was around, but you had to buy porno or find porno. Yeah, or your uncle kept it in a garbage bag.

Find porno, buy porno, what could it be? There was a channel called SBS. It's, I don't know, but it'll lead to a sniffy. Stiffy? And SBS ostensibly was about playing foreign movies, but late at night they played sexy foreign movies. So Anyone Over 30 kind of has memories of like very quietly in their room, if they got a TV in their room or if their parents were out, very quietly watching, sitting through

hours of depressing shit just to get to the sexy scene, the MA sexy scene. But Sex and Lithia, that was like, that was R. And on that note, Zach, do you have anything to say about eating cereal for the majority of this episode? No, I worry I overshared my, um, teen... No, we've all been through it. Yeah, I just hope, I just haven't seen this movie in its entirety. I just hope it's not a real weird... Because once you popped, I guess you stopped. Unlike Pringles.

This movie was almost the opposite of Pringles. In some ways, this movie should have been called opposite of Pringles. No, I think it was called Sex and Letheia because it was about Letheia's sexual awakening and I think that was appropriate. But once you popped, you stopped and that can't be underestimated, the power of that coming out. Do you think the critics at Sundance were popping in that cinema? I don't think they were.

It depends how many people left. Pop later. Pop later. But then they didn't stop it. But they might have known. But Zach, they may have known in the program it may have said once you pop you will stop. So they may have just waited for an appropriate time to pop. That's true. Thank you. That's true. Jesus. This is the cereal episode? Yeah, I had a

ball of cereal. Salter and, what was it? Salter and Nassaban. If you remember Sex and Lithia or you've seen it more recently, hit us up, hit me up. Or if you're one of the judges at Sundance, we'd love to have you on. On Letterboxx, jump on Letterboxx. Give us a review. I want to know if you popped and stopped. Or if it stopped and then you popped. Or maybe you were a little more respectful to the filmmakers intention unlike me Twelve year old boy, but you can't blame yourself for that mate. We've all been there. Yeah, that's why SBS is still it still exists

Yeah, I think it's there also for like I think they're radio service Undefunded SBS stands for stop, pop and stop. No, I think it stands for special broadcasting service because... No, it stands for six billion stories. No, it's special broadcasting service. Sexy Boy Service. Special broadcasting service. Stop, pop and stop.

Their main point is like creating content for the migrant communities of Australia. And horny stuff. And they love the horny stuff man. Yeah, tell me why was Queer as Folk up there? That's not in another language. That's just horny stuff. You explaining to me why they play scrubs every day now? Do they really?

Yeah. Bring back the L word. Bring back Queer as Folk. Oh yeah, what did I just say? You said Queer as Folk. I thought I might have accidentally said Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. No, Channel 10. No. That was not horny.

That was just, um, Carson Kresley. Uh, funniest thing to do. If you ever want to laugh, watching- I love a laugh. Watching early 2000s Queer as Folk now, not Queer as Folk, that's not funny. Queer Eye for the Straight Guy now is so funny because often they have a beard, which is because if they're a bigger guy, that's the best thing they can do. You know, they might be a bit unkempt, but they might be wearing dungarees.

And then they look better by today's standards before they shave off their beard and make them wear like a t-shirt and blazer. And it's really funny to see them make them look more like a nerd. Yeah, they take a schlub, they just put them in a coat. That's pretty much the- Take a schlub, put them in a coat. I love that show, schlub coats. But the new one, schlubs in coats. New one, I'm like I like that coat. Old one, like schlub to nerd. They're in fighting, there's in fighting. I've heard all about it. All the drama. I got the

DL from someone when we were in LA, they told me about D DL. Yeah. Well, I'm really sorry. I thought this was going to be a cereal adventure. I had some cereal. I had a cereal adventure. Not me. And I'm starving in my tummy. Yeah, I didn't get any cereal. But maybe if you join us-

Next week. Next week or five to six weeks from now, depending on- Roll out. Roll out and schedule. Maybe we'll revisit the cereal. What I see, can I tell you what I see right now? I see two empty bowls and two hungry boys. And warm milk.

Warm milk and a box with no Coco Pops. Well why don't you boys say, what do you say to turn it off the microphones, crack it open a couple of bags of cereal. I'm leaving as soon as I'm done here. Okay. Well, we do need to do one more, I believe. Yeah, I'll do that one and then I'm done.

There's no, I'm not talking you off. What are you doing? You and I? Chuck this TV on. A couple of bowls of Saltera Nassibran. Chuck on Sex and Lucia. You know what? That sounds to me, special K.

Oh, you didn't say that. I mean, just right. Sorry. That sounds to me special K. Oh you didn't say that. I mean just right. Sorry. That sounds just right. You didn't say that you'd be watching Sex and Lithia. Maybe I will join you. And maybe this time Zach will pop but he won't stop. Stop. Poppin'. I'm not gonna pop in front of you. I'll watch the whole movie. I'm a grown up now.

Good on you. Can you promise me you'll pop when you get home? You've got a deal. I was a grown up now. Good on you. Can you promise me you'll pop when you get home? You've got a deal. I was talking to Zach. Will I pop when I get home? At some point, yes. But not... You've got a deal.

Wait, will it be connected to Sex and Lithia? No, probably not. You know what? In the spirit of cereal and the cereal podcast and everyone getting a nice full tummy full of milk and cereal I'm gonna let that one slide and I'm not gonna fucking take it personally cuz that was a rude fucking thing What did I say? That was rude? What about that was rude?

If you ever fucking speak to me like that again Sorry I will fucking cut you Folks you've seen a very brief window open of the true Mark. I've forgotten. To be honest, I forgot what I- I just said I wasn't gonna jerk it to a movie. I just, my brain just- I felt something happen in my brain and I lost time a bit there. So I apologise if I did anything in the last couple of moments.

But I can't be held accountable for it. Guys, guys, guys. You have done bad things to me. Can we wrap this up? Can we wrap up this episode? Thank you so much for listening to this week and maybe treat yourself to some cereal on the way to work today. Yeah, and much like a small packet-

I wrapped it up! I've got a really good wrap up. Okay, oh you fuck. Much like a small packet of cereal in a Kellogg's variety pack of assorted cereals, this podcast is wrapped up. And I will say- I'm fucking zapped, you know. in a world of pornography and instant gratification, maybe there is

a little bit of space for the erotic drama after all. Yes, and eight different serials to have with it. Yeah, and maybe- And the erotic drama. And much like Zach popped and stopped. He had Coco pops. You're talking to the mic. And yep. And that felt, and that to me felt just right. Cause I can nutrigrain your, I can, uh, cause you're special.

Okay. And you've got a crazy Sultana brain. Uh, and I can, uh, neuter grain it. Can we wrap this up? And much like a packet of cereal in a Calogues variety pack assorted cereals, between 25 and 40 grams, this podcast is all wrapped up. I think we should take this episode, take the recording, because we've done it now. Burn it. Send it to Calogs and say, hey, we've already made the content.

Would you be interested in sponsoring it? Give us 50 grand. But cut the stuff about jerking it to... We send that to SBS. Send that to SBS. They will give us six billion dollars. Dollars. They are cashed up. Good night everyone and thank you for, and

good morning, because this was a Breakfast Podcast. So we'll see you soon. That's clapping. That sound is clapping. Yeah, important to say today. I'm not jerking it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Alright, do you want to wrap it up? Yeah. Go for it. You've been listening to the Auntie Donna podcast. Thanks for joining us for another RIP episode brought to you by auntiedonaclub.com. See you next week. Listener.