Aunty Donna Podcast - Talkback with Michelle Brasier

Episode Date: February 21, 2023

This week the boys are joined by comedian Michelle Brasier for a call-in talk back radio show mashup of mayhem.You can see both Aunty Donna and Michelle live, head to auntydonna.com and michellebrasier.com for information and tickets! Join The Aunty Donna Club: https://www.patreon.com/auntydonnaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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and I love coming. Liesner. G'day legends and welcome to another Ripper episode of The Antidonta Podcast. This week the boys are joined by comedian Michelle Brazier for a call in talkback show mash up of Mayhem. If you'd like to see Michelle Brazier performing live head to Michelle Brazier.com for details on her upcoming tour dates in London, Canberra, Melbourne, Sydney and the Gold Coast. Hello and welcome to the Talkback Show with Mr. Lippie. I'm Mr. Lippie Lou your host for the Talkback Show. I love to get Lippie. And that's why they call me Mr. Lippie and that's why this is the Talkback Show. I was driving in my tractor onto work today, onto work,

I drive onto work, not into work because it's small building building and I had a thought today. I thought I'm sleeping at night. At night I'll go to bed, I'll close my eyes, get some shut eye but other, sometimes I look out my window, I see people walking around and I thought, where do you go at night? I thought, where do people go at night? And if people wanted to call in now and let me know, where is it you go at night? Mr. Lippie from the producer here, just wanted you to know the phone lines are there. So you're going to have to fill for the next half-hour.

All right. Oh, well, usually the shows filled up with some cool rock music or guests calling in. But there'll be none of that in music. No. Oh boy. Well, that's really throwing a spanner in the works. Oh, we have our first guest at the door. Mr. Lippe, did you need a coffee or something while you're filling here? I'll get a coffee. It's going to be a long afternoon. No one is calling. No one will be calling, I don't think so. But we'll see you in a sec. I'll just grab you that coffee, okay?

What? Sometimes... I had a thought, you day, sometimes you have friends and sometimes you have bastards into your life. And one example of bastards entering your life is when your friends say they're going to do something with a guest and then refuse to and put you under the spot. Okay, we've got it working. Oh, thank fucking God. Ring, ring, ring. Oh, we have our first caller. What's your name? Oh, what's wrong? Oh, no.

What's wrong? Oh, no, no. Is that your name? Oh, hello. Oh, no. Oh, no. What gets your goat? No, where do you go at night?

To the clubs Oh, you have the clubs? What are you doing there? I like to go and purchase a drink And I dance the fun away And what kind of... Well, what kind of... When you say the clubs, what kind of the clubs are you talking about? I made the cool white clubs off Chapel Street.

Like seven. Seven? Seven? And revolver when the night goes on. How you path taking in any drugs? Yes, I like to take ecstasy and cocaine. Well, that is against that broadcasting law. Talk about drugs, so we're going to have to cut you off there.

Oh, no. Oh, we've got a ring. Oh, we have a very subtle ring. Very shy ring. Hello. Hi, I'm a tiger in the zoo. Oh, Mr. Tiger in the zoo. What zoo are you in? I'm in the Melbourne the zoo. Oh, Mr. Tiger in the zoo. What zoo are you in? I'm in the Melbourne zoo prowling around, looking for my dinner.

Oh, and what have you found with dinner in the past, today? It's a leg of lamb. Oh, that's very exciting. You cook that leg of lamb. No, he's raw. I like to cook mine on a webber. Have you ever used a webber? No, no, no.

Mr. Lippie, you can just refrain from using, from naming actual brands. Oh, really? Yeah, just while you're on it. Oh, I thought a webber was like a, is that what, is that like, is that like a blue tack? It just has a blue tack thing happened with webber in my mind. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Very cleanx or a cleanx. Different countries. Oh, yeah. So you're just Yeah. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. Very clean. That's when I find my prey at its weakest We got a fact check on that We got a fact check on tigers and ocernal Ring ring ring ring Stay on the line, stay on the line Ring ring ring What's it? Oh wait, hello Hello, help I'm just, I am

I broke into the zoo and there's a tiger and he's out He's talking What time of day is it? What time of day is it? It's night time It's night time? Yeah, for me it's night What do you mean is it? It's night time. It's night time? Yeah, for me, it's night. What do you mean for you, it's night?

I'm just calling ahead. Where do you go at night? Night time? Yeah, yeah. All right, it's closed though, isn't it? It's usually closed, yeah, I'm breaking into the zoo. Do you work at the zoo? No, I don't work at the zoo.

I don't work anywhere, I just went to the zoo. I just go to the zoo at night to feel something. I just got to need your help, man. It's not now, obviously it's the day now. Yeah. I'm just calling here for tonight when I break to the zoo and I'd feel something. I just go to need your help, man. It's not now, obviously it's the day now. I'm just calling it for tonight when I break into the zoo and there's a tiger and he's talking. But it's night time. Yeah, but I'm interested in.

That's interesting. Are tigers nocturnal? Yeah, I think so. I don't know. Can we get a fact check on that? Hey, Mr. Lippie, we've got a fact check for you. Yeah, they are nocturnal. This is a live situation. Oh, this is a live situation. Well, if the tiger says he's out, he's out. But it's 12 o'clock in the afternoon. No, Mr. Lippie. It's, it's, it's dead of night. Fuck.

Mr. Lippie, you just blacked out for a bit. I think I must have. Well, uh, what's your name, Michelle? Well, what's your name Michelle? Angela. Angela? Angela, we're going to send you 10 boxes of ham. Thanks. Can you call a cop? No, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know any cops. I don't know their number. Make sure that ham gets here real quick. I just say ham. I'm in hand. I'm in hand. Hand. Hand. Christian in to hand. Hand Christian end to sand. Hand Christian end to sand. Who's that? That's my dad. Wow. I can't wait to gobble him up for tea. Oh no, he's on his

way. I'm so sorry. We have hang up. Hang up button. I've pressed it. Am I still here? I'm not. I'm not. And now you're gone. But why don't you introduce our next segment? I'm gone. You just said I'm gone. But not in spirit. Craig. Ving ring. Our next guest comes from the realm of cabaret. Oh, please welcome sexy sand. you're very saucy for a tiger What's your what do you do sing song? Do you like to introduce someone? Okay, hello Hello, my name is sexy Sandra. Oh sexy Sandra. I'm a cabaret artist and a lamb who's missing a leg and say oh really Well, that's very interesting well no I'm not really because you are well already oh it's a dangerous relationship

with the tiger they'll steal your leg but the passionate sex is wonderful so you fuck the tiger I fuck the tiger he ate my leg sexy Sex is Germany. I think, okay. Sex is Susan. Where do you go at night? Where do I go at night? I go to the cabaret clubs of Melbourne. Mm-hmm. What's your favorite one?

There's one in Carlton. Oh, my favorite spleen. Oh, yes. Ring ring ring ring. Oh, hello. Hello, it's Han Christian. I'm the sir. Oh, it's Han Christian. Oh, I'm the aunt. I'm the sir. Oh, it's her Christian. I'm young. I'm the aunt. No

Where's my daughter? I could only see a Lamb in a Fringe doubt fit and I think the lamb's wearing a little bowl of hat and Yes, I am My tiger as is my understanding your, your daughter is at the zoo. She broke it, she's a criminal. Are you aware of the criminal activities of your daughter?

Oh, yes, it goes back in the family. It goes back in the family. It goes back, yes. What goes back in the family? What do you mean by that? It goes back, it goes back. It goes back in the family. It goes back, family.

Right. It goes back. It goes back, it goes back. It's back in the family. Crime. Crime goes back. Crime goes back. Crime goes back. It's back in the family. Sing about it, Sandra. Crime goes back in the family. Crime goes back in the family.

We figured it could. Is that an idiom I'm unaware of? Ring ring. Hello. Hi. Hello? You're on the air. Hi. We're and we're I'm gonna change it. What let's talk about what gets you'll go. Hi. I was. Hello. Hey. Can I get the producer on for one second? Which one? The real one or the Zack one? The Zack one.

The Zack one. Are you screening these calls? No. Well, okay, so usually what happens to the situation is someone called... What do you fucking think this is? You fucking think this is Nova? This is a fucking ABC country radio on the one fucking producer. I'm aware of this, but even...

Hi. I'll be with you in one moment. What the fuck do you think I'm meant to do? You think I'm meant to scream calls check what their story is we don't out a little spreadsheet Hey, make sure that you're not saying fucking brand names. Hey, we start. Go fuck yourself. I quit. Hey this show starts at Fucking midnight. All right. That's late enough. I don't ask you to come in two hours early to prep anything I get on we and we just go with the flow. Miss Alipay. I'm just yelling at my producer.

Okay, I'll be one second. All I ask is that when they call, when someone calls, you just check to see if they're fucked or not. And if they're fucked, you don't let them on. Is that too much to ask? Yeah, okay. Miss Alipay. Yes.

Listen, I'm the woman who keeps coming in here offering you coffees, offering you advice. I'm not, okay. Miss Olympia. Yes. Listen, I'm the woman who keeps coming in here offering you coffees, offering you advice. Yes. I'm not an intern. I don't work here. No, you don't. I've just sort of come in for the street.

But I could hear your gripe here and it seems like this gentleman is quitting as your producer. What? I would love to quit. I've was two I see at Doddy on Swanson Street. I can manage to see. Isn't that a closed store? It is. It is. Hi. Hi. We're just wait one second.

Do you have it? Can you say anything else? Hey. Hey. One. Um, you so, Dottie, what's Dottie? Dottie is a as a clothing brand made of, uh, glamour materials. What gets my go? Oh, uh, well, oh, go. Okay. Me. Oh, well, oh god, okay me. I, okay, my goat. Well, I get a bit cross. People, they press the button to cross the road. But then they just cross and I'm driving in the car. You know, I'm driving and I have to stop at the traffic lights. Even though they're already gone, I go,

I go, I, you can't. I, you know what I mean? That you have the right temperament for a producer. Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring the right temperament for a producer. Ring ring ring ring. Oh, we got ring ring ring. The high guy goes ring ring. Hello, ring ring. We screen these calls. Oh, sure.

Ring ring. Hello, ABC. I'm a lady. Are you screening these? Yeah, I'm just screening these. Are you just screening these? Yeah, just screening. Yeah, I'm just screening these at the minute just screening these? You have to be there. Yeah, I'm just screening these at the minute.

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Yeah, on the line. And it's not, you know, sort of two men who talk at the same time is it I wouldn't like to comment what I like you to be so that's what gets my go hello you're on the air what how what how what gets your go what's your name Grimes. Grimes. Grimes is on the line. Grimes? Yeah. Alright, prove it. Who was your last boyfriend? Who was your last squeeze? Elon Musk. Kicks out. Grimes. What gets your go? Elon Musk. Ring, ring ring. Elon Musk?

Ring ring ring ring. Hello. Oh, hey, it's Elon. Oh, that's right. We've got the brumps. We set you up because we think that Elon has something to say. Elon, take the heels. Hey, listen, girls. Two women who are grimes.

I miss you. I love you. I'm currently not trending on Twitter. I'm upset about it. I wanted to see if you would come home. Elon Musk. Wow, thank you. Thank you for this opportunity My name's Tim.

Tim. I run an online forum called Big Footy. Big Footy? Yeah, I talk about all the upcoming events and the run the forums. I'm gonna leave you a little bit. I'm gonna leave you a little bit. I'm gonna leave you a little bit.

I'm gonna leave you a little bit. I'm gonna leave you a little bit. I'm gonna leave you a little bit. I'm gonna leave you a little bit. I'm gonna leave you a little bit. I'm gonna leave you a little bit. I'm gonna leave you a little bit. I'm gonna leave you a little bit. I'm gonna leave you a little bit. I'm gonna leave you a little bit. I'm gonna leave you a little bit. Tim I run it online forum called big 40 big buddy. Yeah, I talk about all the upcoming events and Run the forums. Is that mostly games in terms of the upcoming events?

Great super coach dream team you know, I put a forum over there. Who's your pick for the season? Scott's friend or three what? What do you mean? Oh What? What do you mean? Oh, he died. Unfortunately. So what was the name of the show? The Big Futey boys? The big boys? The Futey. Something big and Futey. It was Big Futey, Mr. Lippie, but he has passed. Big Futey, I'm so sorry to all the fans. Big Futey, your host is dead. Hello.

What happens to a frog when it's struck by lightning? I think I know the answer to this. Same thing is everything else. It's storm from X-Men. Even I know who this is. Storm, what gets your goat? What happens? Yes, you already post this question when it gets struck by lightning. Same thing as everything else. Same thing as everything else. And when do you go? Was that the lightning striking a toad? What happens? To a toad? When a frog gets I mean the character's name is toad. Is it is it toad is the line toad?

Same thing is everything else. A toad is the same thing as everything else. What happens here? I Said I knew before and you've said it as well. What frog is struck by lightning? He's struck by lightning. Same thing as everything else. Same thing as everything else. Same thing is everything else. Same thing is everything else Storm wing wing This is a very unusual for the talk that show hello Is this cheeky character my name's Bondell well I'm a train driver, 22. Bondel, the train driver's called up, are you driving a train currently right now? I'm driving right now, I'm driving right now, I'm driving right now, I'm driving right now, I'm driving right now, I'm driving right now, I'm driving right now, I'm driving right now, I'm driving right now, I'm driving right now, I'm driving right now, I'm driving right now, I'm driving right now, I'm driving right now, I'm driving right now, I'm driving right now, I'm driving right now, I'm driving right now, I'm driving right now, I'm driving right now, I'm driving right now, I'm driving right now, I'm driving right now, I'm driving right now, I'm driving right now, I'm driving right now, I'm driving right now, I'm driving right now, I'm driving right now, I'm driving right now, I'm driving right now, I'm driving right now, I'm driving right now, I'm driving right now, I'm driving right now, I'm driving right now, I'm driving right now, I'm driving right now, I'm driving right now, I'm driving right now, I'm driving right now, I'm driving right now, I'm driving right now, I'm driving right now, I'm driving right now, I'm driving right now, I'm driving right now, I'm driving right now, I'm driving right now, I'm driving right now, I'm driving right now, I'm driving right now, I'm driving right now, I'm driving right now, I'm driving right now, I'm driving right now, I'm driving right now, I'm driving right now, I'm driving right now, I'm driving right now, I'm driving right now, I'm driving right now, I'm driving right now, I'm driving right now, I'm driving right now, I'm driving right now, I'm got it out to Freedon-Syn. And what's Stoppy you at right now? Right down in Cran.

Cran? Yeah, I'm just pulling into Cran right now. 2, 2, 1. And what's the next stop you're approaching? Shall we? Sherry? I want a ball for Sherry. Oh, Sherry?

Sherry. All right. Hey, mate, can you just keep the next three collars on the line? Let's just sort of have a bit of a... Are you back as the producer? Yeah, we'll just have like a four-line chat. So the next two collars keep them on the line and we'll have a bit of a chat, okay? Okay. Yeah, are you happy to stay on the line, Mr. Tutu? Was that your name?

My name's Bonsao. Bonsao. Ring ring ring. Hello. Hello. Who's this? I'm a sausage roll. It's a sausage roll. I love sausage rolls. I love sausage roll. I love sausage roll. I love sausage roll. What brand does sausage roll you? What brand of sausage roll are you? What brand of sausage roll are you?

We can't make a brand name. Really? This is the last one we're going to. Oh, really? I'm a fucking homemade sausage roll. Okay. Okay, okay. Are you from a bakery? I was just made.

What part of homemade, don't you understand? Well, it's homemade doesn't necessarily made in someone's fucking home. What? It just means like made by hand. That means made at home. No, homemade, made in an home. All of them made in my parents had sex in an home in an home. I don't know mate. Home mate. My parents had sex in an home. In an home?

In an home. In a really big home. Hello. Ring ring. Hello. Hello. Who's this? It's me, Queen Elizabeth II.

Oh. Oh my god, from the grave, from beyond the grave. Yes. I am zombie queen Elizabeth II. Oh, it's your theme song. I just wanted to drop by. I can't believe we had this on... I'm cute.

One queen. God save the queen! No, Steven. You've got a sausage roll and a train drive for singing your God save the queen, Queen Elizabeth. How does it feel? No Elizabeth how does it feel? Yo, how does it feel? Hey, hello, my name is a queen and I'm here to say I died about several weeks yesterday. I love to rap it's my favorite thing to do.

I fuck your death. How you do? A fucked a death. Yeah. Hey, ring ring ring. Oh sausage a death? Yeah. Hey. Ring ring ring ring. Oh, sausage roll gone? Yeah. Hello?

Dead. Hello? Died. It's me. Hot Lizzy. Oh! Hot Lizzy. The queen from the first two seasons of the queen.

Oh, hi! Lizzy. I loved you. I loved you so much. You're so good. We got hot Lizzy. Queen Elizabeth II and a trade. So be Queen. Hello. Hi, it's me thin Lizzy. It's thin Lizzy the band. Oh

No, no, I'm not a makeup. Ring ring ring. Oh, isn't thin Lizzy a band? No, I'm thinking of um, death leopard. No, you're going to be a man. You're thinking of the stroke. No, thin Lizzy's in Lizzy's a band. Hi, the stroke. Stop gaslighting me. Stop gaslighting me. Can we get a fact check on that real producer? About, uh, thin lizard. Yeah. Okay, quick one.

Uh, you want to know if it's from New Zealand. No, isn't a band. Oh, no, hold on. It's not the credits. It is not. Of course it is. It's a back in town. Yeah, they do boys back in bands.

I think you're the other. Can you take a picture of the makeup? Of course it's a makeup. I know it's a It's a back in town. Yeah, they do boys back in Bownes. I think you're the other. Can you make a picture of the makeup? Of course it's a makeup. I know it's a makeup. I'm the makeup. So it's a rock band. I can confirm that. Thank you.

It's me, Sun Lizzie. I'm a rock band and a makeup. Ring ring. We've got fin Lizzie. We've got hot Lizzie. And we've got queen Lizzie. And another caller, come in. It's on me.

Oh, right. I'm sorry. Hello. Hello. I'm also Sun Lizzie. And another caller, come to me. Sorry, I'm sorry. Hello. Hello. I'm also Thun Lizzie. We've got Thun Lizzie, the maker. Now I'm the other Thun Lizzie. You're the band? Now this Thun Lizzie.

You're that Thun Lizzie? Hi, Thun Lizzie. Hi, Thun Lizzie. And I'm zombie queen. Let's go to an ad now. And we're back from ads, but not from anything specific, because they ABC, right? No brands. They have that stuff.

You can self promote. I'm libulu. We hung up on your libulu. My evil twin. I have a hood on. You do have a hood and you're uncircumcised. Have this lightsaber libulu? I have a hood on you do have a hood and you're uncircumcised Oh What movie am I from?

Um, I don't Ring ring ring ring you're me with a black hood on You're the curmin me ring ring ring You got what I tried to restart this ring ring. So things would maybe get a little more. Little more. You can keep evil, lippiloo twin on the line,

but you should be answering all the phone. I'll get a hold of phone. Hello. Hi, it's me, Candu Cindy Lou. Candu, I'm your positive twin. Candu. I have a smoothie brand. Candu, lippiloo Lou is that can do Cindy Lou?

Can do Cindy Lou? That's what I say to everything Can do Cindy Lou. Where you go at night? I? Go everywhere you ask me say you want to go there? I go can do Cindy Lou? Can you go can you go away? Yeah sure can do Cindy Lou? Hi, well hello. Hello you go away. Yes, sure. Can't so stay ring ring ring ring. Yeah, no This isn't it is all you are so you're not the good one. You're not the bad one. You just sort of just sitting the middle So you're not the good one, you're not the bad one, you just sort of just sitting the middle. Siddy, Siddy Lou can't, Siddy Lou can't, Siddy Lou can't, Siddy Lou can't, Siddy Lou can't, Siddy Lou can't, Siddy Lou can't, Siddy Lou can't, Siddy Lou can't, Siddy Lou can't,

And where do you go at night? The clubs. What clubs? A revolver. Yeah, right. You might know someone else from the podcast. It has been me all along. Oh, has it?

Yeah. I can't remember your name. Every single person that's called in has been a different multiverse version of me. Oh, it's Palpatine. Are you Palpatine? Man, everything everywhere all along. Oh, okay. It's palpable. Is palpable? Ring ring. Ring ring. Hi, I'm palpable. How palpable? How are you? How are you? I'm good. Are you the concept of something being palpable? Yeah. And what is that?

So the later, the, the secret later, the empire. Yeah. Yeah, I would wear Jedi in our midst. Okay, which one of them? Okay. That's crazy. You don't know. Okay.

But aren't you just, aren't you making him? Isn't that the whole, isn't palpable? Aren't you just the voice in my head because of palpable? Sure. Sure. Sorry, I was a breathing thing. Oh, I'm Darth Vader. Oh, hi, Darth.

Sorry, Darth has sleep apnea, so he's the weather. This is my boss palpable. Hi. Hi, I'm Darth Vader. How are you? I'm doing all right. My show's a bit off the rails, but otherwise I'm doing okay. I think you're doing fabulous thing.

Thank you so much. Honestly, I think we're enjoying it, aren't we, Darth? Oh, yeah, absolutely. We are enjoying it. Palpable. Have you seen episode three of Last of Us yet? Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, we've got gobbles zombie gobbles. Are you zombie gobbles? No, you're chicken gobbles your gobbles. We must take over as you've heard. Mr gobbles, where do you go at night? Or what gets you go? I'm not fast. Don't talk about what gets you go. Oh yeah, maybe

don't talk about what gets you go. Maybe don't talk about what gets you go, maybe don't talk about I'm just talking about what we do Maybe don't talk about it You just have gobbles? You just have gobbles? Oh, that's Broden talking through the character Because gobbles? It's funny, isn't it? Gobbles? What's your favorite?

This is a little weird for me What's your favorite thing to gobble up? I'll have a strudel Yeah, you're like a strudel. Oh, no, I killed myself. Oh, my god. He's dead. Ever the suicide right? The suicide, oh, the suicide right for guests on the top. The other ones are died of natural causes. Oh, really? Well, that's good to know. All right, it's a fucking vaccine. What? We're dying in your sleep. Fuck vaccine. Did it all reckon? Ring, ring. a fucking vaccine. What? We're dying in your sleep. Fuck vaccine, did it all reckon?

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I just said it was Jim, man. Oh, sorry, what's your last name? Moeng. Jim Moeng. Jim, what are you's your last name? Mowing. Jim Mowing. Jim, what do you like to do? Where do you, where, what's your favorite thing at night? What's your favorite thing about night? Oh, I'll check on on idle at the moment.

Idle? Idle is great. Yeah. You can see it back. Don't like that fucking... Kyle? Kyle, what a pain in the ass is. But it's changed my opinion of Adele.

You know, a dog. A vegan trainer. A vegan trainer. Oh, a big trainer. In what, in how? In what way? I didn't like the bass song, but she's quite nice. Was it too provocative? Well, I just didn't get it. And that Harry Potter Jr.

What didn't you understand about it? She's all about that bass. She's all about it. She's all about it. She's all about it. Classic rock and roll. None of that bass. Never heard drums, singer. Classic rock and roll. None of that bass.

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on this, on this show. I love bass. Wait, you just said before that you're not all about that bass. And you don't know what it is. Yeah. So... But now I've seen the magic he... When, when flee came in and did that...

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go and the branches would get in the way of catching a child. And then he was like, he played, I was crazy. She'd be like this. And then her wards would be like, Leia, you must be less sassy. Yeah. In Star Wars, what would you say is three sort of mercenaries? What is their greatest weakness or the greatest hurticle? In their way. Hello. Hello, I'm hurticle. Fuck. What is the greatest hurdle?

Three mercenaries trying to catch a little girl. What would you say it is? A lightsaber? Incorrect. The answer is just sort of a little girl. What would you say it is? A lightsaber? Incorrect. The answer is just sort of logs and sticks and trees and leaves. Little sassy layer. Little sassy layer. It's me, little sassy layer. She would run under a branch or over a log and then flee from the red hot chillies. And these two friends would go, ah, can't get under this log. I'm bigger than her. friends would go, I can't get under this log. I'm bigger than her.

Ring ring or they were yeah, hello. Hi. Hi, who is this? Dan Andrews. Hi, Dan. Now, let me be clear. At night, I go home and have dinner. Ring ring. And we are doing the biggest infrastructure. Yeah, this state has seen in a very long time. Oh, we are getting rid of rid of. well, we're getting people to call up today to see how How much are they having common with flea would you say the biggest hurdle in your life are sticks and twigs? The biggest hurdle for Melbourne is at the moment is train level crossings. Oh, God

It's stopping our traffic and stopping people moving around this great city. We're implementing bridges for the trains. Okay. Wing-wing. Not CB bridges. No. Although I heard she did a great show the other night. Hello. Hey, I'm the real one-battern. I'm stuck by an early big tree that long.

So I was running down and just put in a bridge for me. Absolutely. I put in a bridge for this one-battern. Where? We'll put it between none of what? And hopps crossing. Oh, thank you. I'm not me there, but one back. Where? We'll put it between, not a wedding, and hopse crossing. Oh, that's a big bridge. I'm not me there, but this is all the counts.

I'm so happy. Oh God, hello. Hello. Hello. Hi. Hi. Hello. Hello.

Hi. Hi. Hiya. Who are you? My name is Margaret Court, Arena. Oh, thank God. Ah! Thank God. And I'm also a homophobic. My name is Margaret court arena. Oh thank God Thank God, and I'm also a homophobic Oh

Hello, hi My name is Tina arena oh No, that doesn't exist doesn't yeah, ring ring Tina arena court. Yeah, hello My name is mr. Pell. Oh, no. I can. I'm a silly pelican. Oh, you're a silly pelican.

Thank God. Ring ring. I thought. No, no, no. Hello. I've had a pitla. No, wait, unless you got something else, unless what era Adolf Hitler?

What era? Adolf Hitler. What era? Adolf Hitler. What era? Adolf Hitler I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. You're a painter. Are you a monster? Are you a little boy? Right in the book. Did I book a little bit racist? You're a painter. Are you a soldier in World War One? Are you a monster? Are you a dead cun? Are you which?

Hitler are you? I'm not game enough to find enough to find out ring ring. Hello. Hi. Hi. Hi. I'm I'm so excited to be auditioning for Australia Idol. Who are you? Don't worry. You're not an idol, but who are you? My name is Zan and I'll be performing chuffed dad song for my guitar. That's okay. Take your time. Oh yeah. Why are you doing that? I got a wife and kids and they make me chuffed. Got new tires and they make me chuffed

discount. Stop. Stop. Sorry. Zach. It's the end. My name is Zach. Snan. Snan, I've loved that you came in today. I think you've got a great future ahead of you. I love that you had the energy to come in here. It's a no from me today, but I want you to keep trying. I want one more.

I was really nervous. I'd love you to go again, because right now, I'm interested. I'm listening. I think you're great. I think you have a great look. I think you're, you know, you're really exciting. So make it trainer. What, where did you come from? Why are you in jail? Just a yes or no? Well, we just need you to give a simple yes or no, but I can have one more opportunity now that

you are missing the same song. No, do I need to do a different song, but also explain how this happened because I thought this was a talkback show show and now this is the new season of Australian Idol. Take your time, Stan. I know every so from the end of your life, which is something you want. And it's happening to you right now. And it's nothing to be ashamed of. Okay.

And there's products you can use for this. For this suddenly, your life goes from talkback radio to this Australian Idol in your home. Yeah, what feels personal and you feel like you have to lie about it, but every girl is going to go through it. Okay, should I get, what size should I get? It depends on my flow, right? For you, huge, huge flow.

Huge flow. Take your time. Now let's see if you've got a huge flow. Are you looking up the lyrics to a song? Yes, he's doing another song from the anti-donor album. Okay, amazing. It's the internet's a little slow here. Can you do the top line of the Wi-Fi?

The war isn't cool. I love that. I love that top line there, that girl that does that. No, I'm doing a slightly different song. Oh, sure. That's right. Just so you know it's a no for me, but go ahead. I got serial bread and eggs.

We've got bread and cheese and butter and eggs. We've got eggs or cereal and cheese. We got bread. I just want to say I'm so proud of you for coming in and giving you a chance. And I want you to stop trying. I want this energy to push you through life. It's a no from me.

But thank you for coming. I'm welcome. No, no, you've had two. I think you can have one more. Yeah, I think you can have one more. He's a no from me. Can I have one more? No, no, you've had two. I think you can have one more. Yeah, I think you can have one more. He's had two and Megan. Yeah. Trainer.

Yeah. He's had two. Am I from the US? Yeah, you are. I thought you were English, but no. I would just love to see what you have. I love your energy. I said, I love your energy.

I love your look. Psst. Say someone you know died. Someone I know died. Oh. You're going to Sydney. Hey legit question. A ring ring ring ring. Hello. Hey, uh, hey, how you going? Good. I'm not sure what just happened. Yeah, pretty crazy. I was listening. Yeah. Yeah. Made me think of that time. I think it was MasterChef Season 4 where a woman's story, you know how they always have a story like someone died was um I'm just calling you who are you I'm just calling you.

Oh god it's Bogdell again. I'm calling in I just heard that thing about people dying on reality shows and that being and sub stories and I remember one time I think of season four of MasterChef a lady sub story was that her son had dyslexia. That's really good. That's so sad. Had some trouble reading. That was sad. Ring Ring. Hello.

Hi. It's me. It's a tiger. Oh god. It's come full circle. And I wanted to say that last night. What? Oh, what was that? That's it. That full circle and I wanted to say that last night. What was that? That's it. I mean, are you eating that woman who broke into the zoo? That's her fault. And are you not turning on? I'm glad. That's what I wanted to teach you today. Yeah. Is that sometimes you think people at night do something interesting? It's when I go to work. Tigers go to work

Is this woman dying in the background? I'm doing harmonies What kind of job do you do? Well a munch and crunch on people's limbs What they keep going I'm done. All right ring ring. Hello. Hi. Hello. You I'm well. I Hey going. Yeah. Good evening. Well today. Yeah. I'm good. Yeah. Fantastic. And what are you calling him for today? Um, no, uh, this is my show. Whoa, inception. The end. Michelle, where can we see you performing? So, Ho, wait, wait, wait. Well, this is Charlie Kaufman's radio show this whole time.

No, no, no, no. This is normal. I'm so sorry. Michelle Brazier. Yeah. Is in the studio. Yeah. I was doing all his characters. Sorry, I thought, because I'm just listening, right? I'm not I'm not here and I thought that we had 50 different people in the room How many people actually have been recording right now?

48 48 between six and 48 At different times. So there's been 48 people. Yeah, only 48 Michelle. You played two or three of them did you? I played myself and I played Mr. Lippie. Wow. And where can we see your stuff? So her theater in London. London! Or in Melbourne International Comedy Festival. Wow. Sydney International Comedy Festival. Wow. And other places.

When you're in London, can you do me a favor? Can you look up at the moon? Apparently the moon is upside down compared When you're in London, can you look up the moon? Apparently the moon is upside down compared to our moon in London. I'll take it. I'll send you pick what? Have you ever? Because you're on the other side of the world and you're you're technically it is a different face. You're technically standing up. And Australian stand. Think of the globe. And it's upside down. You're looking at it opposite. So that's what I've heard. So can you look when you're in the mirror? I'll have a look.

I wasn't going to look, but I'll look. That would be great. I'll have a look. Look at the moon. If you want to come look at the moon, you can. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness.

Look at the moon. Just through the window. Just did a quick fact check. I was just doing like a, oh, not. Oh, the moon's upside down. Jesus Christ, he's not lying. James, let us know. What was just doing like, oh, not. Oh, the moons are so damn. Jesus Christ, he's not lying. James, let us know what, what was that reaction like for you when you just found out that the moon's upside down?

That was earth shattering. Yeah, but like, here's the thing, because we're in the Southern hemisphere. Yeah. It's actually, it's upside down for us. It's right side up. And then what's the right side up? Come on, bad.

No, that's exactly right. So you're a centric concept. No, that's exactly right. It's a Eurocentric concept. Hey James, I got a question for you. When you're in the equate, is there a point where the moon that flips around? How does that work?

If I just walked from here to London, at some point does the moon like that? That would be impossible. It's like a refresh. So when you blink, if you're like at the equate up, it stays whatever you think and then you blink and it flips Wait, I've got a lot of

Yeah, oh no hang on wait what no what oh no it would be like it would just be like it would roll it would roll Yeah, you're moving you're moving and it's getting close to you and then at the equator you would blink and it would Refresh I see the behind of you and then I come around and I see the front of you like when I go into little circles around New Zach it's like that. Is it like that? I'm actually struggling. When you're in London for me, if that's okay. I'll have a look, yeah, I'll have a look.

Oh my God, should I go to the equator instead? I'm canceling the shows, I can't do a show. Ecuador. If you want to see the moon, if you want to see the moon upside down, go to London. If you want to see Michelle Brazier, go to the moon. Go to the moon. Go see the moon upside down, go to London. If you want to see Michelle Brazier, go to the moon. On the moon.

Go to the moon. If you want to see Michelle Brazier upside down. And if you want to see Sam Rockwell on the moon. Moon, what's the moon? What's the moon? You've been listening to the Antidonta podcast. Thanks for joining us for another Ripper episode bought you by Antidontaclub.com.

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