Aunty Donna Podcast - The 10 Best Things About La Porchetta

Episode Date: March 15, 2017

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Starting point is 00:00:00 A list-nuff production. You listen to the only ton of podcasts The greatest fucking book I've seen a while Buried my contact and sometimes I guess We hope you enjoy the part of a fucking podcast Number 7, I think is that you can watch Channel 10 on like a TV in the room So you're in the room and there's like Channel 10 is on and you can watch let you can eat your pizza while watching Channel 10 I'm so sorry, but I'm actually eating my bagel from last week now. It's old and moldy
Starting point is 00:00:40 You got it. All right number six, this is number six, this is number six, the best of ill scull the pain in town. Well, I put Keter has the best of ill scull the pain in here. Number five for me, it's big number five. It could even be higher up in the list. Number five for me, it's got to be the free bowl of bread with little butters. They don't do garlic bread, they do little,
Starting point is 00:01:02 little bread bowls and you get some butter, you spread it on, you have it yourself at the time. Number five, number five is the diarrhea you get from eating there four hours afterwards. If you got a creamy pasta, the hour you spend on the toilet with the Soviet diarrhea.
Starting point is 00:01:19 That's so funny, because that ties in so closely to number four, which is the constipation you suffer from the meat balls. Mmm. When you order the meatballs, you eat those meatballs, they're delicious. I know what that would be higher. What? I thought that would be higher too.
Starting point is 00:01:32 But yeah, so if you need to plug up, you just go just get yourself a serving meatballs from Lumpur Ghetto. Was that number? That was number four. So number three for me is just, you know, enjoying a big bowl of pasta with your choice of sauce, your choice of pasta and a delicious cascade premium-wide. Number three is Flun. You know, that song that was number one in Triple J. Flume. Flume. Absolutely. Number two, which was a pretty close number one for me. The number two is the memories you make with friends and families in the table. You just don't get that at any other family oriented restaurant that does various types
Starting point is 00:02:18 of Italian fear. Absolutely. And I've got to be honest with you when we started this top 10 countdown. I did my math wrong. I didn't think it would end on me. I'm feeling a lot of pressure for number one, but I think it's pretty easy. It's pretty easy. Number one, favorite thing about La Poquetta is with those affordable prices and with that great food, you know, everyone's going to La Poquetta. You've got families, you've got university students, you've got teenagers on their first date.
Starting point is 00:02:46 I went on my first ever date to La Pouquetta. Is that real? That's true. I got a lemon lime and bitters and it was a little bit too bitter for my date. There used to be a La Pouquetta's at the bottom of the Wearabitens cinemas. So it was the number one restaurant location
Starting point is 00:03:04 for when you were going out on a date with your girl or your boy To have lunch at before you went to a movie or with your family before you went and saw Batman and Robin I am fun only enough the second date. I went on with that girl. We went to see Charlotte's web at the Tom's in the mic. Hey you in Charlotte's web. Yeah, why were you in Charlotte's web at the Tom's in that. Yeah, Tom is in Charlotte's web. Tom get on the mic. Hey you in Charlotte's web. Yeah, why are we in Charlotte's web? Because I've played in the big band at school and our school band went and played in Charlotte's web. Zach Was that we're gonna probably have to cut that? That's a bit shocking for that for the Tom. Yeah You don't have to cut that I'm sure she'd be honored.
Starting point is 00:03:45 I'll wait to be in New York next week, you guys, I'm just having an editor podcast, you know. Just be a bit. Oh yeah, because when we travel, none of us ever have to do work on the road. Never. I do a lot of road work. I do a lot of bitch-man-paying, and because I like to stay active. Tom, you met Dakota Fanning, didn't you? I did, yeah. I forgot about that. What was she like? Did you guys date?
Starting point is 00:04:09 Yeah, for a little bit. I took her to the KFC across the road from where we were filming. Did they have hot and spicy at the time? I can't remember. Stop talking. I used to not be able to eat. You're taking a lap or Kera?
Starting point is 00:04:21 I used to. I used to be able to not eat hot and spicy when I was a kid. it was too hot and spicy. And then, but I always liked it. I always liked that. He was my quay. Oh, sorry. No, I'm just saying, and it's like it's really nice
Starting point is 00:04:32 that I've grown into a man who can handle the heat on the sand. The heat in the zing of KFC's hot and spicy. Here's my question to you. Did lapo keta go downhill after the passing of Rocky? Or did I get older and like have better food because I left the country? So Rocky was the man who started La Boqueta. The first La Boqueta is in Carlton.
Starting point is 00:04:56 Carlton North. Carlton North. Uh, and it's great. There's so much shit on the walls. There's like a vestibus hanging from the roofs. You can't look at a wall without seeing the white, the green, white and red of the Italian flag. There's a lot of pictures of Sam Newman.
Starting point is 00:05:13 Lots of Sam Newman. Bloody loves his lap or cat. Sam Newman, interesting fact, doesn't have all his kidneys. Yeah, that's true. He lost him when he was playing football. Do you want to make this a football podcast? Yeah. Down, down, down, down, down, down, down't know. All right, you plugs welcome to the footy. Hey, what are you reckon about the blues in their preseason form boys? Oh God, can we talk about Kappa and can we just bring up the bambas and their terrible effort?
Starting point is 00:05:38 Bombers. Bombers. Bombers. I love them. I love my bambas. I love my bambas. I love my bambas. This is going to be great for all the international listeners. All right, let's talk football. All right. Who loves handballing? I love handballing. And I think the bambas efforts with the handbam was pretty superb this weekend. We really saw a lot of gunmen. Raka, Raka, Raka. Oh my god. And we're all dead. We've been on the road. We have been on the road. We just got back from Brisbane also very affectionately referred to as Brisbane Vegas. Oh, you fucking cuckoo. I thought you were saying Brisbane. No, it's Brisbane. I thought you were saying Brisbane. No, it's Brisbane.
Starting point is 00:06:22 Vegas. Oh, Brisbane. We love Brisbane. Even though everyone in Melbourne who's from Brisbane tells us they fucking despise it and had to get out of there. I love it. We're all big fans. Oh, here we go.
Starting point is 00:06:37 Hi, I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm Are you Frogman? Yes. So we've been on the road. We're in Brisbane. We are premiered a new show
Starting point is 00:06:50 Antidona big boys. Oh We premiered our new show which we've been working on for like 12 hours a day. We're all falling apart. Oh man It was brutal. It was a real brutal. It really got there. We did it. So if you're a listener from Brisbane and you came along to the show, last year, I'm just going to be a bit egotistical here and talk about ourselves for a bit, which is I guess what this whole podcast is. That's why you listen because you fucking love it. But last year in Brisbane we were in 150 cedar, we did five shows there and it was really good, it was our first time in Brisbane, well like this is amazing. We had the best time. How did we find Mr Fitz? Was it by accident?
Starting point is 00:07:37 I would drive past it one day and then I asked Craig to stop the car and I was just going to walk home and I went there by myself and then I said hey guys come back It's a very Broden Kelly thing to do sweeties and and then this year we Were planning on doing two shows in a in a 700 seat theater and boy were we packing our panties with Balls of liquid shit with a balls of liquid shit. I wasn't touring with it because... Broden Broden zoned out for a bit.
Starting point is 00:08:11 And then I think he just heard balls of liquid shit. Yes. In context it's much better. Frokman, what are you doing here by the way? I just wanted to come and talk about the tour. You boys were kind enough to bring me along. Because you love Brisbane because of the humid weather. I love the humid weather. I just wanted to come and talk about the tour. You boys were kind enough to bring me along. Because you love Brisbane because of the human weather. I love the human weather.
Starting point is 00:08:28 When we were right, the powerhouse venue was right near a lake. And you both love water and land. Oh, yes, I'm being a frog. I exist both in water and on land. So I thought, this is the venue for Frog Man. I've never actually seen you boys live. You brought me onto the podcast, which is so kind, but I wanted to see you live, so you brought me along. And it was great. I could just sit in the river until just before the show
Starting point is 00:08:55 hop in, watched about 45 minutes before I got too dry and hopped back. So... Well, you should have told us we could have had the I've should bring you a... I'm glad I did want to be a nuisance. No, like the puddle of water, we could have had the I should bring you a glove like you want to be a nuisance. No, like the puddle of what are we going to put you in a dog bowl? Where were you sitting? I was sitting about two thirds up from the back, from the front. You see? Yes, they put me on a stool.
Starting point is 00:09:17 They had a stool set up. It was so lovely of them. They noticed that I was a frog and they said the first girl was a little bit patronising. She was like, can I have a little frog and I said, fuck off. Oh God. Well, I'm a bit of a misogynist. I am frog man. It's all in Kearing alcoholic too.
Starting point is 00:09:33 I wonder if those two things ever, you know, like, went if they can buy. Oh, they get me in trouble a lot. Doesn't say you must to get drunk though is the thing. Yeah, because you're so small. Yes, like literally it takes three droplets of alcohol on my back, and I absorb it into my fox again. So, the second boy, he came along, he said, we've got some stools. We do have a little thing, and I said, that's fine, I don't want to be wet.
Starting point is 00:10:04 So they put me on the stool, like I'd say you're just fine. I was wearing a big cap, though, so I think I might have blocked the view of the boy behind me. Did you, afterwards, afterwards, afterwards we went drinking and we lost you at the, at the after party and I wasn't sure if it's because you were talking to that girl or not. Did you, I'm a frock. Did you end up picking up that knife? I did. I did. It is hard to make love to human woman but I tell you what, I gave it a red hot card. Could I talk about the cap? Yeah. What was kind of cap? It was a big
Starting point is 00:10:42 ad like one of those. I've been getting into those sort of cool like dad caps, I think they're cool, but this was an older cap of mine. It was like one of those hard New York Yankee Stewart caps. Did you wear it? But it was, we did it sorry. No, no, no, it's fine. We have frog conventions every two years in the... Proventions.
Starting point is 00:11:03 Yeah, frog conventions in Perth. And we got some cool caps made up. every two years in the... From Venxions. Yeah, from Venxions in Perth. And we got some cool caps made up. We were trying to appeal to the younger folks, the pad balls to get them in. And so we had some cool caps made and it was called Frog Boys. It was very cool.
Starting point is 00:11:19 Now, were you wearing that because you're very popular on the podcast? Yeah, I always think so. And I imagine a lot of people recognize you. So, were you wearing the cap in hopes that people would maybe not recognize you, because you want to get from place to place and people that are so frugged?
Starting point is 00:11:36 Well, I get recognized either way being a frug. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh man. Oh man. Oh man. Frogman. Yes. You've brought in some food today.
Starting point is 00:11:52 Yes. You've brought in a song. Can you talk us through your food? Chop, chop. What I've brought in is what all frogs like to eat. I've brought in a... No, you're a bit of a... bit of a funny one aren't you? You can swear at me that? No, no, no, it's just going to say you're a little bit of a frog.
Starting point is 00:12:13 I need lapel keta that's just silly. No, I brought you a lean chicken salad. What about lapel keta days? Don't you eat fries and crickets and I thought about that. I thought I'd forget a days of my life. Don't you eat fries and crickets and... Oh, you know, I went that time. I mean, that's a real misconception of the frog community. How did you make this lean chicken salad? Well, Mrs. Frog did do most of the work. I am guilty. You're married.
Starting point is 00:12:42 Yes. Then what were you doing sleeping with a human woman at the after party? I mean Mrs. Frogger in an open relationship. Oh, I didn't realize that. Do you have Mrs. Frogger's number? Yes, I do. Let's give her a call right now. All right. I'd love to talk to her because I've always been fascinated by her. Yeah, right, sure.
Starting point is 00:13:02 Yeah. You don't mind. I mean, if you're in an open relationship, that doesn't, oh, I understand. No, that's fine. Are you sure? Yeah, it's also really important that the person's penis isn't too big, so that's fantastic for her, because she's a little frog. And you've got a tiny dig, which is why you're...
Starting point is 00:13:20 Yes, absolutely. I'm a little frog with a little dig. Is the suggestion that yours is your... No, no. Smaller a little frog with a little dick. Is the suggestion that yours is your... No, no. Smaller than a frog's dick. Everyone knows that my dick is short but wide. Everyone is very aware that if you were to get my dick and fold it up like a burrito,
Starting point is 00:13:38 then it looks like a normal penis. Pretty up fucked up, it looks fucked up, but you know, it gets the job done. I'm boys, I'm so sorry, but I've actually got a meeting in about 20 minutes. Right, where? With who? At Import Melbourne. I'm supposed to sit to the last podcast of getting a lot of opportunities. I don't want to say too much, but there might be a frog-based television show on Channel 7. Really?
Starting point is 00:14:06 Wow. Okay. Can you, without going into more detail, could you tell us everything about it? Okay. Well, initially it was going to be just following me and Mrs Frog in the hood and had polls around, you know, taking them to school, the life of a frog celebrity, but they didn't think that would really read. So now there's a reality show component to it. We get people in the house and special guests we might know.
Starting point is 00:14:31 Corey Worthington. Yes. He's coming on board. Good guy from who had the party party boy. Corey Worthington. He's management got him on board. Sarah Marie. Ah from season one of Big Brother. Yes. The Bum Dance. Yes Yes, the bum dance. We've also got a whole function just falling in love with Sarah Marie. Oh, didn't they just she just warmed up. She's very big in the frog community. You know, Big Brother was a huge show, put Dream World on the map, uh, great location. Did you ever go to the Big Brother House in Dream World? Did you ever visit the Big
Starting point is 00:15:04 Brother House? Well, I don't want to speak like I don't want to brag here, but I was actually on season three of Big Brother. What? Yes. Really? Yes. One of the contendants, what did you just happen to accidentally hop in the house and then you couldn't get out for a couple of weeks? Yeah, because the walls look quite high. I was just hopping around the backyard for about two weeks. Did you get down a dream world on our trip to Brisbane this time? No, I didn't. I unfortunately didn't get down to Dream World. That don't really take rides too well. They don't strap me in being a little frog.
Starting point is 00:15:38 Yeah, right. Did you want to elaborate on what you're going for? I just wanted to just just good around Dream a little bit and how great they are. Anyway, can you say you've got a meeting in Port Melbourne? Yes. Can you go in Saltwater? Can I go and... I'm going to do a freshwater for you. Yes, but I've got some little freshwater tablets.
Starting point is 00:16:04 I mean, it's not good for me. Yeah, because I imagine your cholesterol level would just shoot better. Oh, it's not good. But, you know, I just take, I just make sure I take my tablets about five minutes before I get in. And, you know, it's all right. It's, you know, it's not ideal.
Starting point is 00:16:19 And Mrs. Frog isn't too happy. Anyway, boys, I've got a hop-along. I'll see you later. Oh, that's nice. Do you say that is like hop-a-long? Yeah, is that like a little idiom of yours? Never even thought of that. Alright, well thank you so much for coming in. We're going to continue.
Starting point is 00:16:34 This podcast is about... I'll say a little bit about it. But he says hop-a-long. He uses both his feet. He's walking, he walks. Yeah, yeah. His hop-a-long foot. Ah. Tom. You can't hop on two feet. He's walking he walks yeah, yeah
Starting point is 00:16:47 Tom You can't hop on two feet. No, that's a jump. That's a jump. Yeah, I see I see So you wouldn't hate that frog cunt We're in brismin alright. I've never met him, but are you like you'd like that's because I play him Yeah, it makes sense that you like him Yeah, brismin's great. I really love Brisbane. We love Brisbane and the crowds were amazing. We ended up adding a third show and and getting pretty close to selling that out. I think we performed over 2,000 people in three days, which is pretty amazing for us. Oh, they're about to hear. Yeah, yeah. Crazy. I hated it. I hate Brisbane. I love the powerhouse
Starting point is 00:17:26 I love the powerhouse and I Every time I go to Brisbane every year I go to JB high-fine. I drop a shitload of cash for some reason You do that on every trip every where we go No, that's not I just just every time last two years with been in Brisbane I've gone to the JB high-fine there and brought some really expensive piece of tech What was the one last year? Last year was my phone. My Nexus 5X.
Starting point is 00:17:49 Can I say about Brisbane? If you're in Brisbane, you should go to the Brisbane Powerhouse even when we're not there because it's the best venue in the world. It's one of the best venues we've ever performed and we love it. I'm going to say, not one of, I'm going to say the best venue in the world. All up, I'm talking restaurant, I'm talking all the one of, I'm gonna say the best venue in the world. Oh wow, I'm talking restaurant, talking all the different theaters. I agree. Who's this?
Starting point is 00:18:10 It's me, Steve Gobs. Ah! Oh, we're bringing back all the classic characters. Oh, here we are. I'm Steve Gobs, the much loved character of Podcast 2. Oh wow, Steve Gobs. Yes. You're here, that must mean it's time for... Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da Facts with Zach And Steve Gobs
Starting point is 00:18:45 The Mall of America is a shopping mall located in Bloomington, Minnesota, southeast of the junction of Interstate 4 Yeah What the fuck? Facts with Zach, Facts with Zach Here we are, it's Facts with Zach And Steve Gobs And Steve Gobs. The mall is managed by the Triple Five Group, which in turn is owned by Canada's Germansian family,
Starting point is 00:19:11 along with the West Edmonton Mall. One, two, three, four. That's the thing when we were doing this that you were interested in shopping the Centre's Act. No, I worked at a cinema in the jam factory and that's where it started. Oh, and then I just rolled from there. I also thought it was funny to pick the least sort of interesting like it's a very middling like Chadstone and Jam Factory. There are Wikipedia pages on them
Starting point is 00:19:38 but they're not like who's looking up a shopping center's Wikipedia page. Where we get Sam in for this podcast because he said he wanted to do one. Next one. Next one. I freaked out for a second. I was like, oh no, we didn't get Sam. Anyway, Sam's gonna be the guest on the next podcast. Sorry to ruin that.
Starting point is 00:19:56 Any questions for Steve Gobs, guys? Yeah, I got a couple of questions. Please, reel them off for me. One. One, when you were making the gobb phone, what was your main inspiration? What was the thing where you were looking at the other phones in the market and you went, you know what you can't do on a phone? You can't send emails, you can't surf the internet and you can't organize a gob.
Starting point is 00:20:25 And so what was it that sparked the idea for the gob phone? Well, I know a lot about Steve Jobs, so I can tell you, I know everything, but why don't you tell me, man, as a person who might know, what do you reckon my thinking was? Cause I don't, I just watch the movie steve jobs she's i thought i was talking i thought i was by the talk of the steve gobs
Starting point is 00:20:51 you know i don't know why Trump the king of avoiding the tough questions i don't i don't avoid questions can we talk about Trump i don't think about Trump i don't avoid questions that said that said fake fake news That's right ladies of gentlemen. Antidona is going political Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh No one said that best, no one said it shot. No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no That All right, we're talking political she get in a house She's in the toilet Talking she you got that this isn't that this isn't the brown podcast Sorry, I forgot I was the police. I'm sorry. I forgot I was the political podcast. Thank you, Steve gobs now
Starting point is 00:22:23 Shitty in a tree now we're getting was the political podcast. Thank you, Steve Gobs. Now, shitting the tree. Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da That I reckon yep he loves to shit in a pool That's right guys here's the thing right we may get called cucks online We may get called cucks, but we don't even care and I'll tell you why because we're here to hit the politics Right on the head. We want to expose the truth We want to expose the truth about what's going on behind the scenes because the politicians and the media and the fake news Yeah, it's real. They don't want you to know about UFOs Shits and hats Tom Delange Shits and trees. Do you know Tom Delange has flown? He's levitated really yeah, guys, who took a shit in this bucket? Tom DeLonge, right,
Starting point is 00:23:51 from Blink 182. Right. He is probably the only person out there at the moment speaking the real damn hard truth. Yeah. I'm taking a real damn hard shit. He left doing punk, pop punk music to pursue a career in telling people what's what. And for that, I admire him and I hate Trump. You're not afraid to say it. He looks like a chisel. I'm not afraid to say it. He looks like a chisel. Can we talk about that hair?
Starting point is 00:24:25 What's up with the hair? It's like floppy-doo. We're not afraid to say it. Yeah, and can we talk about people shitting in bags? Political podcast. Ba-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da- We're going to get yourself a Peane, a bowl of chippies, and a coke. And a veal, scolapini. Here's the thing about being Italian, is that you can be walking down the street, mending your own business. Tick. Car drives past you.
Starting point is 00:24:59 Tick. They won down the window. Tick. They call you a dirty name. Tick. That I can't window. Tick. They call you a dirty name. Tick. That I can't say Tick. We said, we say it in the live show, but we're going to have to change it for when we go to England.
Starting point is 00:25:12 Tick. Because it means something else in England. Tick. And it was on a YouTube video, and I'm sorry. Tick. But we have to understand about that word. Well, it's not a, it's context. You're an Australian artist.
Starting point is 00:25:25 Yes. It is a word you've been called. I think you're allowed to say it. Australia is known for being racially fine. You know, fine. I'm not allowed to say it as much as I write it and then get you to say it. Am I allowed to say it? No, you're not allowed to say it.
Starting point is 00:25:40 You're allowed to write it and give it to Mark. Yeah. That's how you can be racist. What if I was to put it on some sort of tablet, like a tablet computer? No, like a panadol. What if I, Steve Gobs, I was like,
Starting point is 00:25:54 please broaden doing that. Yes, Steve. What are you? You're, hey, I've got a panadol tablet. I've got a racial slur for the first time there together in the gob pit pill. I thought you were gonna say like a walk adult.
Starting point is 00:26:12 Who do I like to? Gob pill, the future parasito wug. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Wog could be profan. Neurowog. Keep going. Woggin, which is like herring. I'll just get right. Gaviswog. Fuck. I've got ones in my head, but I can't say it. Gavis Wog. F***.
Starting point is 00:26:46 I've got ones in my head, Buck, how sad. Let me just pitch a new idea to you. Yes, please. Walking down the shops. But Walker. But Walker. That's good. Instead of a hairy Wog, instead of hairy lemon.
Starting point is 00:27:03 Yes, Steve Gops. You're walking down the street. You want to listen to music, but you're running. I invent the iPod. SudaWog. These are also good guys. I mean, we've got the iPod on the one hand. We've got Suda. Mmm.
Starting point is 00:27:24 You need something. You have to put on a CD you it only has a few songs but I can put 14 songs on your iPod Lister Wog. Ah that's good! I... I... you can pick your favorite 14 songs and run down the shops in them. Wog paste. I- I instead of toothpaste. Yeah. Your phone is able to connect to the internet with dial-up, but you can't use your phone and be on the internet
Starting point is 00:28:06 Because someone you can't use the phone when someone's on the internet I'm all out. I'm done. I'll tell you what I'm not done with fighting Trump Can we talk about Trump? Yes, you What's with the hair? Oh my God, we're not afraid to say it. You hate Trump, but you also need to know bus time tables. I give you the Trump time I hate Trump. I'll tell you what, if Steve Jobs, the real Steve Jobs was a Italian, who is dead?
Starting point is 00:28:43 Who is dead. We wouldn't have the iPhone. We'd have the Waka phone You that's what he would have called it you have dead Steve Jobs But you need to get your groceries done I give you The body Steve Jobs the body, Steve Jobs. Steve Jobs. Oh, we're really tired. Okay, guys, I think we should wrap this up with a song.
Starting point is 00:29:12 I'd love to wrap it up with a song. That's how we end all our podcasts. You want to wrap up a show, but you also want to sing a song. I give you Zach singing. Very good. What's the song about, please? Steve gobs. The song is about, you know, just,
Starting point is 00:29:34 I mean, how life on the road can be tough. Mm-hmm. How, how, you know, love and respect. Bum, bum, bum. How love and respect is. Bum bum bum But how lovin' respect is Bum bum bum bum Better than anything else in my life because Bum bum bum bum
Starting point is 00:29:51 When you've got brothers Bum bum bum bum Who needs friends? I know Well, little boy He's a brave guy Bum bum bum bum Where when you get a
Starting point is 00:30:05 bum bum bum hat and you're so bum bum bum bum, that's enough from you, Steve. Bum bum bum, gave you a chance and you're ruined in the sun. Zach is my brother, he's my best friend too, and Broden is deep in character. Bum bum bum, you take a hat and you put it in a bus. Time table. Deep in character When you take a hat And you put it in a bus
Starting point is 00:30:25 Tying table Shut up Steve, so Second mark, we're on the road together Tom comes with us now Cause he DJs live Take a verse Tom, please Because friendship is better than being alive
Starting point is 00:30:42 I love being on the road with my friends and we have some pasta and go on the balcony and look at the river. All of that was true, except for the pasta. We never bought a pasta in Brisbane. We definitely did. We had like ten bowls of pasta
Starting point is 00:31:00 and we all shed it and kept paid for it. Oh, that was at the restaurant. That's very true. You take a man with Crohn's and a man who can play music and put it in the red. DJ Crohn's. Bumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumb That is a real testin' on the seas, maybe it's not that rare, but I need to have surgery. Oh yeah, he had to have surgery. Yes, he did.
Starting point is 00:31:33 Pro-mum. Pro-mum. Pro-mum. Pro-mum. Pro-mum. Pro-mum. Pro-mum. Pro-mum.
Starting point is 00:31:41 Pro-mum. Pro-mum. Pro-mum. Pro-mum. Pro-mum. Pro-mum. Pro-mum. Pro-mum. press and say I used to slow the prayer, Greshet of the disease. Tom went to the doctors and the doctors said, hey, you can't really eat too many raw foods because they'll mess up your tummy. And Tom came out of that meeting with the doctor and said, guys, I'm not allowed to eat vegetables.
Starting point is 00:31:59 And we said, Tom, that's not what he said. And he said, yeah, I think that's what he said. And we said, Tom, I think you're reading into this the way you want to read into it. You can still leave vegetables. Please leave vegetables. Tom. Tom. Tom.
Starting point is 00:32:14 Tom. Tom. Tom. Tom. Tom. Tom. Wow. I guess that's the end of this podcast.
Starting point is 00:32:24 It is. Amazingly it is. Thank you. You've been listening to the anti-donna lapar cat is anti-donna podcast. Thank you very much to Steve Gobs and to Frogman for coming in and saying hello. If you want anyone else to come in and say hello. One of my classed career guests. I just thought of a character from another podcast. Yep. Like a a cheetah yeah that's good baby so fast you wouldn't be able to keep them in the room yeah like get over here Cheetah so if you want any anyway like this includes real guests let us know on Twitter if you want anyone
Starting point is 00:32:58 else to come back let us know if you want a cheetah character if you want the cheetah character let us know with the hashtag let's send a viral hashtag I would love to see some sort of cheetah character in anti-donna's next podcast let's get that let's get that hashtag trending that's hashtag I would love to see some sort of cheetah character in anti-donna's next podcast otherwise let us know on Twitter or other socials. Thanks everybody. Thanks guys. You've been listening to the Antidona podcast. Thanks for joining us for another rip-up episode brought to you
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