Aunty Donna Podcast - The 10 Best Things About La Porchetta
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A list-nuff production.
You listen to the only ton of podcasts
The greatest fucking book I've seen a while
Buried my contact and sometimes I guess
We hope you enjoy the part of a fucking podcast
Number 7, I think is that you can watch Channel 10 on like a TV in the room
So you're in the room and there's like Channel 10 is on and you can watch let you can eat your pizza while watching Channel 10
I'm so sorry, but I'm actually eating my bagel from last week now. It's old and moldy
You got it. All right number six, this is number six,
this is number six, the best of ill scull the pain in town.
Well, I put Keter has the best of ill scull the pain in here.
Number five for me, it's big number five.
It could even be higher up in the list.
Number five for me, it's got to be the free bowl of bread
with little butters.
They don't do garlic bread, they do little,
little bread bowls and you get some butter,
you spread it on,
you have it yourself at the time.
Number five, number five is the diarrhea you get
from eating there four hours afterwards.
If you got a creamy pasta,
the hour you spend on the toilet
with the Soviet diarrhea.
That's so funny, because that ties in so closely
to number four, which is the constipation
you suffer from the meat balls.
Mmm.
When you order the meatballs, you eat those meatballs, they're delicious.
I know what that would be higher.
What?
I thought that would be higher too.
But yeah, so if you need to plug up, you just go just get yourself a serving meatballs
from Lumpur Ghetto.
Was that number?
That was number four.
So number three for me is just, you know, enjoying a big bowl of pasta with your choice of sauce, your choice of pasta and a delicious cascade premium-wide.
Number three is Flun. You know, that song that was number one in Triple J. Flume. Flume. Absolutely. Number two, which was a pretty close number one for me.
The number two is the memories you make with friends and families in the table.
You just don't get that at any other family oriented restaurant that does various types
of Italian fear.
Absolutely.
And I've got to be honest with you when we started this top 10 countdown.
I did my math wrong.
I didn't think it would end on me. I'm feeling a lot of pressure for number one,
but I think it's pretty easy. It's pretty easy. Number one, favorite thing about La
Poquetta is with those affordable prices and with that great food, you know, everyone's
going to La Poquetta. You've got families, you've got university students, you've got teenagers on their first date.
I went on my first ever date to La Pouquetta.
Is that real?
That's true.
I got a lemon lime and bitters
and it was a little bit too bitter for my date.
There used to be a La Pouquetta's at the bottom
of the Wearabitens cinemas.
So it was the number one restaurant location
for when you were going out on a date with your girl or your boy
To have lunch at before you went to a movie or with your family before you went and saw Batman and Robin
I am fun only enough the second date. I went on with that girl. We went to see
Charlotte's web at the
Tom's in the mic. Hey you in Charlotte's web. Yeah, why were you in Charlotte's web at the Tom's in that. Yeah, Tom is in Charlotte's web. Tom get on the mic. Hey you in Charlotte's web. Yeah, why are we in Charlotte's web?
Because I've played in the big band at school and our school band went and played in Charlotte's web. Zach
Was that we're gonna probably have to cut that? That's a bit shocking for that for the Tom. Yeah
You don't have to cut that I'm sure she'd be honored.
I'll wait to be in New York next week, you guys, I'm just having an editor podcast, you know.
Just be a bit. Oh yeah, because when we travel, none of us ever have to do work on the road.
Never. I do a lot of road work. I do a lot of bitch-man-paying,
and because I like to stay active. Tom, you met Dakota Fanning, didn't you?
I did, yeah.
I forgot about that.
What was she like?
Did you guys date?
Yeah, for a little bit.
I took her to the KFC across the road
from where we were filming.
Did they have hot and spicy at the time?
I can't remember.
Stop talking.
I used to not be able to eat.
You're taking a lap or Kera?
I used to.
I used to be able to not eat hot and spicy
when I was a kid. it was too hot and spicy.
And then, but I always liked it.
I always liked that.
He was my quay.
Oh, sorry.
No, I'm just saying, and it's like it's really nice
that I've grown into a man who can handle the heat
on the sand.
The heat in the zing of KFC's hot and spicy.
Here's my question to you.
Did lapo keta go downhill after the passing of Rocky?
Or did I get older and like have better food because I left the country?
So Rocky was the man who started La Boqueta.
The first La Boqueta is in Carlton.
Carlton North.
Carlton North.
Uh, and it's great.
There's so much shit on the walls.
There's like a vestibus hanging from the roofs.
You can't look at a wall without seeing the white,
the green, white and red of the Italian flag.
There's a lot of pictures of Sam Newman.
Lots of Sam Newman.
Bloody loves his lap or cat.
Sam Newman, interesting fact, doesn't have all his kidneys.
Yeah, that's true.
He lost him when he was playing football.
Do you want to make this a football podcast?
Yeah. Down, down, down, down, down, down, down't know. All right, you plugs welcome to the footy. Hey, what are you reckon about the blues in their preseason form boys?
Oh God, can we talk about Kappa and can we just bring up the bambas and their terrible effort?
Bombers. Bombers. Bombers. I love them. I love my bambas. I love my bambas. I love my bambas. This is going to be great for all the international listeners.
All right, let's talk football. All right. Who loves handballing?
I love handballing. And I think the bambas efforts with the handbam was pretty superb this weekend.
We really saw a lot of gunmen. Raka, Raka, Raka.
Oh my god. And we're all dead. We've been on the road. We have been on the road. We just got back from
Brisbane also very
affectionately referred to as Brisbane Vegas. Oh, you fucking cuckoo. I thought you were saying Brisbane. No, it's Brisbane.
I thought you were saying Brisbane. No, it's Brisbane.
Vegas.
Oh, Brisbane.
We love Brisbane.
Even though everyone in Melbourne who's from Brisbane tells us they fucking despise it
and had to get out of there.
I love it.
We're all big fans.
Oh, here we go.
Hi, I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm I'm I'm
Are you Frogman?
Yes.
So we've been on the road.
We're in Brisbane. We are premiered a new show
Antidona big boys. Oh
We premiered our new show which we've been working on for like 12 hours a day. We're all falling apart. Oh man
It was brutal. It was a real brutal. It really got there. We did it. So if you're a listener from
Brisbane and you came along to the show, last year, I'm just going to be a bit
egotistical here and talk about ourselves for a bit, which is I guess what this whole podcast is.
That's why you listen because you fucking love it. But last year in Brisbane we were in 150 cedar, we did five shows there and
it was really good, it was our first time in Brisbane, well like this is amazing. We
had the best time. How did we find Mr Fitz? Was it by accident?
I would drive past it one day and then I asked Craig to stop the car and I was just going
to walk home and I went there by myself and then I said hey guys come back
It's a very Broden Kelly thing to do
sweeties and and then this year we
Were planning on doing two shows in a in a 700 seat theater and boy were we packing our panties with
Balls of liquid shit
with a balls of liquid shit. I wasn't touring with it because...
Broden Broden zoned out for a bit.
And then I think he just heard balls of liquid shit.
Yes. In context it's much better.
Frokman, what are you doing here by the way?
I just wanted to come and talk about the tour.
You boys were kind enough to bring me along.
Because you love Brisbane because of the humid weather. I love the humid weather. I just wanted to come and talk about the tour. You boys were kind enough to bring me along.
Because you love Brisbane because of the human weather.
I love the human weather.
When we were right, the powerhouse venue was right near a lake.
And you both love water and land.
Oh, yes, I'm being a frog.
I exist both in water and on land.
So I thought, this is the venue for Frog Man.
I've never actually seen
you boys live. You brought me onto the podcast, which is so kind, but I wanted to see you live,
so you brought me along. And it was great. I could just sit in the river until just before the show
hop in, watched about 45 minutes before I got too dry and hopped back. So...
Well, you should have told us we could have had the I've should bring you a...
I'm glad I did want to be a nuisance. No, like the puddle of water, we could have had the I should bring you a glove like you want to be a nuisance.
No, like the puddle of what are we going to put you in a dog bowl?
Where were you sitting?
I was sitting about two thirds up from the back, from the front.
You see?
Yes, they put me on a stool.
They had a stool set up.
It was so lovely of them.
They noticed that I was a frog and they said the first girl was a little bit patronising.
She was like, can I have a little frog and I said, fuck off.
Oh God.
Well, I'm a bit of a misogynist.
I am frog man.
It's all in Kearing alcoholic too.
I wonder if those two things ever, you know, like, went if they can buy.
Oh, they get me in trouble a lot.
Doesn't say you must to get drunk though is the thing.
Yeah, because you're so small.
Yes, like literally it takes three droplets of alcohol on my back, and I absorb it into
my fox again.
So, the second boy, he came along, he said, we've got some stools.
We do have a little thing, and I said, that's fine, I don't want to be wet.
So they put me on the stool, like I'd say you're just fine.
I was wearing a big cap, though, so I think I might have blocked the view of the boy behind
me.
Did you, afterwards, afterwards, afterwards we went drinking and we lost you at the, at
the after party and I wasn't sure if it's because you were talking to that girl or not.
Did you, I'm a frock. Did you end up picking up that knife?
I did. I did. It is hard to make love to human woman but I tell you what, I gave it a red
hot card. Could I talk about the cap? Yeah. What was kind of cap? It was a big
ad like one of those. I've been getting into those sort of cool like dad caps, I think they're cool, but this
was an older cap of mine.
It was like one of those hard New York Yankee Stewart caps.
Did you wear it?
But it was, we did it sorry.
No, no, no, it's fine.
We have frog conventions every two years in the...
Proventions.
Yeah, frog conventions in Perth.
And we got some cool caps made up. every two years in the... From Venxions. Yeah, from Venxions in Perth.
And we got some cool caps made up.
We were trying to appeal to the younger folks,
the pad balls to get them in.
And so we had some cool caps made
and it was called Frog Boys.
It was very cool.
Now, were you wearing that because you're very popular
on the podcast?
Yeah, I always think so.
And I imagine a lot of people recognize you.
So, were you wearing the cap in hopes that people would
maybe not recognize you,
because you want to get from place to place
and people that are so frugged?
Well, I get recognized either way being a frug.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh man. Oh man.
Oh man.
Frogman.
Yes.
You've brought in some food today.
Yes.
You've brought in a song.
Can you talk us through your food?
Chop, chop.
What I've brought in is what all frogs like to eat.
I've brought in a...
No, you're a bit of a... bit of a funny one aren't you? You can
swear at me that? No, no, no, it's just going to say you're a little bit of a frog.
I need lapel keta that's just silly. No, I brought you a lean chicken salad.
What about lapel keta days? Don't you eat fries and crickets and I thought about that. I thought I'd forget a days of my life.
Don't you eat fries and crickets and...
Oh, you know, I went that time.
I mean, that's a real misconception of the frog community.
How did you make this lean chicken salad?
Well, Mrs. Frog did do most of the work.
I am guilty. You're married.
Yes.
Then what were you doing sleeping with a human woman at the after party?
I mean Mrs. Frogger in an open relationship.
Oh, I didn't realize that. Do you have Mrs. Frogger's number?
Yes, I do.
Let's give her a call right now.
All right. I'd love to talk to her because I've always been fascinated by her.
Yeah, right, sure.
Yeah. You don't mind. I mean, if you're in an open relationship,
that doesn't, oh, I understand.
No, that's fine.
Are you sure?
Yeah, it's also really important that the person's penis
isn't too big, so that's fantastic for her,
because she's a little frog.
And you've got a tiny dig, which is why you're...
Yes, absolutely.
I'm a little frog with a little dig.
Is the suggestion that yours is your... No, no. Smaller a little frog with a little dick. Is the suggestion that yours is your...
No, no.
Smaller than a frog's dick.
Everyone knows that my dick is short but wide.
Everyone is very aware that if you were to get my dick
and fold it up like a burrito,
then it looks like a normal penis.
Pretty up fucked up, it looks fucked up,
but you know, it gets the job done.
I'm boys, I'm so sorry, but I've actually got a meeting in about 20 minutes.
Right, where? With who? At Import Melbourne.
I'm supposed to sit to the last podcast of getting a lot of opportunities. I don't want to say too
much, but there might be a frog-based television show on Channel 7.
Really?
Wow.
Okay.
Can you, without going into more detail, could you tell us everything about it?
Okay.
Well, initially it was going to be just following me and Mrs Frog in the hood and had polls
around, you know, taking them to school, the life of a frog celebrity, but they didn't
think that would really read.
So now there's a reality show component to it. We get people in the house and special guests we might know.
Corey Worthington. Yes. He's coming on board. Good guy from who had the party party boy.
Corey Worthington. He's management got him on board. Sarah Marie. Ah from season one
of Big Brother. Yes. The Bum Dance. Yes Yes, the bum dance. We've also got a whole
function just falling in love with Sarah Marie.
Oh, didn't they just she just warmed up. She's very big in the
frog community. You know, Big Brother was a huge show, put
Dream World on the map, uh, great location.
Did you ever go to the Big Brother House in Dream World? Did you ever visit the Big
Brother House?
Well, I don't want to speak like I don't want to brag here, but I was actually on season three of Big Brother.
What? Yes. Really? Yes. One of the contendants, what did you just happen to accidentally hop in
the house and then you couldn't get out for a couple of weeks? Yeah, because the walls look quite high.
I was just hopping around the backyard for about two weeks.
Did you get down a dream world on our trip to Brisbane this time?
No, I didn't. I unfortunately didn't get down to Dream World.
That don't really take rides too well. They don't strap me in being a little frog.
Yeah, right.
Did you want to elaborate on what you're going for?
I just wanted to just just good around Dream a little bit and how great they are.
Anyway, can you say you've got a meeting in Port Melbourne?
Yes.
Can you go in Saltwater?
Can I go and... I'm going to do a freshwater for you.
Yes, but I've got some little freshwater tablets.
I mean, it's not good for me.
Yeah, because I imagine your cholesterol level
would just shoot better.
Oh, it's not good.
But, you know, I just take, I just make sure
I take my tablets about five minutes before I get in.
And, you know, it's all right.
It's, you know, it's not ideal.
And Mrs. Frog isn't too happy.
Anyway, boys, I've got a hop-along.
I'll see you later.
Oh, that's nice. Do you say that is like hop-a-long?
Yeah, is that like a little idiom of yours?
Never even thought of that.
Alright, well thank you so much for coming in.
We're going to continue.
This podcast is about...
I'll say a little bit about it.
But he says hop-a-long.
He uses both his feet.
He's walking, he walks.
Yeah, yeah.
His hop-a-long foot.
Ah. Tom. You can't hop on two feet. He's walking he walks yeah, yeah
Tom You can't hop on two feet. No, that's a jump. That's a jump. Yeah, I see I see
So you wouldn't hate that frog cunt
We're in brismin alright. I've never met him, but are you like you'd like that's because I play him
Yeah, it makes sense that you like him
Yeah, brismin's great. I really love Brisbane. We love Brisbane and the crowds were
amazing. We ended up adding a third show and and getting pretty close to selling that out.
I think we performed over 2,000 people in three days, which is pretty amazing for us.
Oh, they're about to hear. Yeah, yeah. Crazy. I hated it. I hate Brisbane. I love the powerhouse
I love the powerhouse and I
Every time I go to Brisbane every year I go to JB high-fine. I drop a shitload of cash for some reason
You do that on every trip every where we go
No, that's not I just just every time last two years with been in Brisbane
I've gone to the JB high-fine there and brought some really expensive piece of tech
What was the one last year?
Last year was my phone.
My Nexus 5X.
Can I say about Brisbane?
If you're in Brisbane, you should go to the Brisbane Powerhouse even when we're not there
because it's the best venue in the world.
It's one of the best venues we've ever performed and we love it.
I'm going to say, not one of, I'm going to say the best venue in the world.
All up, I'm talking restaurant, I'm talking all the one of, I'm gonna say the best venue in the world. Oh wow, I'm talking restaurant, talking all the different theaters.
I agree.
Who's this?
It's me, Steve Gobs.
Ah!
Oh, we're bringing back all the classic characters.
Oh, here we are.
I'm Steve Gobs, the much loved character of Podcast 2.
Oh wow, Steve Gobs.
Yes.
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And Steve Gobs
And Steve Gobs.
The mall is managed by the Triple Five Group, which in turn is owned by Canada's Germansian family,
along with the West Edmonton Mall.
One, two, three, four.
That's the thing when we were doing this
that you were interested in shopping the Centre's Act.
No, I worked at a cinema in the jam factory
and that's where it started.
Oh, and then I just rolled from there. I also thought it was funny to pick the least sort of interesting
like it's a very middling like Chadstone and Jam Factory. There are Wikipedia pages on them
but they're not like who's looking up a shopping center's Wikipedia page.
Where we get Sam in for this podcast because he said he wanted to do one.
Next one.
Next one.
I freaked out for a second.
I was like, oh no, we didn't get Sam.
Anyway, Sam's gonna be the guest on the next podcast.
Sorry to ruin that.
Any questions for Steve Gobs, guys?
Yeah, I got a couple of questions.
Please, reel them off for me.
One.
One, when you were making the
gobb phone, what was your main inspiration? What was the thing where you were looking at the other
phones in the market and you went, you know what you can't do on a phone? You can't send emails,
you can't surf the internet and you can't organize a gob.
And so what was it that sparked the idea for the gob phone?
Well, I know a lot about Steve Jobs,
so I can tell you, I know everything,
but why don't you tell me, man,
as a person who might know,
what do you reckon my thinking was?
Cause I don't, I just watch the movie steve jobs she's i thought i was
talking i thought i was by the talk of the steve gobs
you know i don't know why Trump the king of avoiding the tough
questions i don't i don't avoid questions can we talk about
Trump i don't think about Trump i don't avoid questions that said
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That's right guys here's the thing right we may get called cucks online
We may get called cucks, but we don't even care and I'll tell you why because we're here to hit the politics
Right on the head. We want to expose the truth We want to expose the truth about what's going on behind the scenes because the politicians and the media and the fake news
Yeah, it's real. They don't want you to know about UFOs
Shits and hats Tom Delange
Shits and trees. Do you know Tom Delange has flown?
He's levitated really yeah, guys, who took a shit in this bucket? Tom DeLonge, right,
from Blink 182. Right. He is probably the only person out there at the moment speaking
the real damn hard truth. Yeah. I'm taking a real damn hard shit. He left doing punk, pop punk music to pursue a career in telling people what's what.
And for that, I admire him and I hate Trump.
You're not afraid to say it.
He looks like a chisel.
I'm not afraid to say it.
He looks like a chisel.
Can we talk about that hair?
What's up with the hair? It's like floppy-doo.
We're not afraid to say it.
Yeah, and can we talk about people shitting in bags?
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Here's the thing about being Italian, is that you can be walking down the street, mending
your own business.
Tick.
Car drives past you.
Tick.
They won down the window.
Tick.
They call you a dirty name. Tick. That I can't window. Tick. They call you a dirty name.
Tick.
That I can't say Tick.
We said, we say it in the live show, but we're going to have to change it for when we
go to England.
Tick.
Because it means something else in England.
Tick.
And it was on a YouTube video, and I'm sorry.
Tick.
But we have to understand about that word.
Well, it's not a, it's context.
You're an Australian artist.
Yes.
It is a word you've been called.
I think you're allowed to say it.
Australia is known for being racially fine.
You know, fine.
I'm not allowed to say it as much as I write it and then get you to say it.
Am I allowed to say it?
No, you're not allowed to say it.
You're allowed to write it and give it to Mark.
Yeah.
That's how you can be racist.
What if I was to put it on some sort of tablet,
like a tablet computer?
No, like a panadol.
What if I, Steve Gobs,
I was like,
please broaden doing that.
Yes, Steve.
What are you?
You're, hey, I've got a panadol tablet.
I've got a racial slur
for the first time there together
in the gob pit pill.
I thought you were gonna say like a walk adult.
Who do I like to?
Gob pill, the future parasito wug. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Wog could be profan.
Neurowog.
Keep going.
Woggin, which is like herring.
I'll just get right.
Gaviswog.
Fuck. I've got ones in my head, but I can't say it. Gavis Wog. F***.
I've got ones in my head, Buck, how sad.
Let me just pitch a new idea to you.
Yes, please.
Walking down the shops.
But Walker.
But Walker.
That's good.
Instead of a hairy Wog, instead of hairy lemon.
Yes, Steve Gops. You're walking down the street.
You want to listen to music, but you're running.
I invent the iPod.
SudaWog.
These are also good guys.
I mean, we've got the iPod on the one hand.
We've got Suda.
Mmm.
You need something. You have to put on a CD you
it only has a few songs but I can put 14 songs on your iPod
Lister Wog. Ah that's good! I...
I... you can pick your favorite 14 songs and run down the shops in them.
Wog paste.
I- I instead of toothpaste.
Yeah.
Your phone is able to connect to the internet with dial-up, but you can't use your phone and be on the internet
Because someone you can't use the phone when someone's on the internet
I'm all out. I'm done. I'll tell you what I'm not done with fighting Trump
Can we talk about Trump? Yes, you What's with the hair? Oh my God, we're not afraid to say it.
You hate Trump, but you also need to know bus time tables.
I give you the Trump time I hate Trump.
I'll tell you what, if Steve Jobs,
the real Steve Jobs was a Italian,
who is dead?
Who is dead.
We wouldn't have the iPhone. We'd have the Waka phone
You that's what he would have called it you have dead Steve Jobs
But you need to get your groceries done I give you
The body Steve Jobs
the body, Steve Jobs. Steve Jobs.
Oh, we're really tired.
Okay, guys, I think we should wrap this up with a song.
I'd love to wrap it up with a song.
That's how we end all our podcasts.
You want to wrap up a show, but you also want to sing a song.
I give you Zach singing.
Very good.
What's the song about, please?
Steve gobs.
The song is about, you know, just,
I mean, how life on the road can be tough.
Mm-hmm.
How, how, you know, love and respect.
Bum, bum, bum.
How love and respect is. Bum bum bum But how lovin' respect is
Bum bum bum bum
Better than anything else in my life because
Bum bum bum bum
When you've got brothers
Bum bum bum bum
Who needs friends?
I know
Well, little boy
He's a brave guy
Bum bum bum bum
Where when you get a
bum bum bum hat and you're so
bum bum bum bum, that's enough from you, Steve.
Bum bum bum, gave you a chance and you're
ruined in the sun.
Zach is my brother, he's my best friend too,
and Broden is deep in character.
Bum bum bum, you take a hat and you put it in a
bus. Time table. Deep in character When you take a hat And you put it in a bus
Tying table
Shut up Steve, so
Second mark, we're on the road together
Tom comes with us now
Cause he DJs live
Take a verse
Tom, please
Because friendship is better than being alive
I love being on the road with my friends
and we have some pasta
and go on the balcony
and look at the river.
All of that was true, except for the pasta.
We never bought a pasta in Brisbane.
We definitely did.
We had like ten bowls of pasta
and we all shed it and kept paid for it.
Oh, that was at the restaurant.
That's very true.
You take a man with Crohn's and a man who can play music
and put it in the red.
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Oh yeah, he had to have surgery.
Yes, he did.
Pro-mum.
Pro-mum.
Pro-mum.
Pro-mum.
Pro-mum.
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Pro-mum. Pro-mum. Pro-mum. Pro-mum. Pro-mum. press and say I used to slow the prayer, Greshet of the disease. Tom went to the doctors and the doctors said,
hey, you can't really eat too many raw foods
because they'll mess up your tummy.
And Tom came out of that meeting with the doctor
and said, guys, I'm not allowed to eat vegetables.
And we said, Tom, that's not what he said.
And he said, yeah, I think that's what he said.
And we said, Tom, I think you're reading into this the way you want to read into it.
You can still leave vegetables.
Please leave vegetables.
Tom.
Tom.
Tom.
Tom.
Tom.
Tom.
Tom.
Tom.
Tom.
Wow.
I guess that's the end of this podcast.
It is. Amazingly it is.
Thank you. You've been listening to the anti-donna lapar
cat is anti-donna podcast. Thank you very much to Steve Gobs and to
Frogman for coming in and saying hello. If you want anyone else to come in and say
hello. One of my classed career guests. I just thought of a character from
another podcast. Yep. Like a a cheetah yeah that's good baby so fast you wouldn't be able to
keep them in the room yeah like get over here Cheetah so if you want any
anyway like this includes real guests let us know on Twitter if you want anyone
else to come back let us know if you want a cheetah character if you want the
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send a viral hashtag I would love to see some sort of cheetah character in
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everybody. Thanks guys. You've been listening to the Antidona podcast.
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