Aunty Donna Podcast - The Aunty Donna Podcast Top 10 Moments of 2024 – Part 1 (10-6)

Episode Date: January 14, 2025

We asked for your favourite moments of The Aunty Donna Podcast in 2024 and this is what you told us! Come back next week to hear 5-1. LINKS  Buy tickets to our DREM World Tour https://tour.auntydonna.com/  Follow @theauntydonnagallery on Instagram https://bit.ly/auntydonna-ig   Become a Patreon supporter at http://auntydonnaclub.com/   LISTEN TO THE FULL EPISODES  Melt Man & Belly Malt https://pod.fo/e/27236e  South African Sam & South African Sam Are Biohackers Now https://pod.fo/e/277458  An Arctic Circle RPG Feat. Matthew Jackson from Trope RPG https://pod.fo/e/24ba8d  Detector Inspector https://pod.fo/e/22aed7  Gardening Restoration with Vaughn Monk https://pod.fo/e/255ecc   CREDITS   Hosts: Broden Kelly, Zachary Ruane, & Mark Bonanno   Producer: Lindsey Green Digital Producers: Nick Barrett, Jim Cruse & Tanya Zerek Audio Imager: Mitch Calladine  Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh   Join The Aunty Donna Club: https://www.patreon.com/auntydonnaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hello Aunty Donna podcast fans, we are about to give to you the top 5 Aunty Donna podcast moments, numbers 6 to 10. Right now, you're on the Aunty Donna podcast. Have fun! Well everyone has different favourite times of the year, but this time of the year is a favourite of mine. January in Australia. You're at the beach, you're in a sexual affair with a sort of middle-aged woman.

Maybe you are the middle-aged woman and you've gone to a sex tourism place. You're drinking a can of Coke. Yes or perhaps a, you know what? Maybe your mum and dad are letting you have green cordial for the summer holidays. You know what it means if you're having an affair with a 50 year old drinking green cordial? Yes, it's the time for the Auntie Donna Best Of of 2024. How exciting, how exciting, how exciting, how exciting, how exciting, how exciting, how exciting. Hi, I'm Howard Sighting. Oh.

Very good. Here they are tuning in for old, and we've got a new character as a special bonus. Howard Sighting. Thanks for having me. It's good to be here. Howard Sighting. Why? How do you feel about the fact that this isn't eligible for next year's Best Of because it's in the Best Of?

It's such a good point. And is it actually? Why are you here? I'm here to tell you that I'm going to perform a sort of mass murder of people on earth as a way to unite everyone. The North Koreans, the Russians, the Americans. Are you doing a bit of a Watchmen? I'm doing Watchmen. He's doing a Watchman. I'm Howard Siding and I'm doing Blue Dick.

Awesome. Blue Dick. Awesome. So I'm going to blow up a major part of the earth. But after I hear what you guys have for your best of. Oh yeah, us. Well that's such a good point. But you would know wouldn't you.

Howard Siding. Oh no wait, Broden's here too. Broden knows. Broden's here too. Broden and Howard Siding. Does Howard Siding want to go? Does he want to leave? I might go to the toilet. The next time I go to the toilet, I might go to the toilet. You would know wouldn't you? Oh no wait Broden's here too. Broden's here too. Broden and Howard Siding.

Does Howard Siding want to go? Does he want to leave? I might go to the toilet, but maybe I'll be back for episode 2 of The Best Of. We can only hope for as much. You're welcome to stay if you want to, Howard Siding. Would you like to know my... It's entirely your choice. Where I'm going to blow up and who I'm going to kill?

No, let's keep it a surprise. It's a metropolitan area. Oh. Mass people in that area. I wouldn't say anywhere. Yeah. Because we're not banking these but this is being recorded far enough in advance. Not banked but far enough in advance that I just think if you say somewhere specific. Don't go to Broadway shows. Well, now... Now you've got... Now you're gonna have to cut that. If anything happens between now and the show coming out...

But not me, not me. I don't have to cut it. I don't even know how to use the program. You know what though? Something will happen and your first thought will be... It's a good... I'll text Lindsay. This is our podcast. I'm out of here.

I have to go to the toilet. Goodbye. What are you doing? Two's. Number two's. That means play, Mark. Are they wet? Are they going to be wet? I hope not.

Doesn't feel it. We're a way out? Yeah, yeah. Doesn't feel it. Great. So that was whatever, what was his name again? How exciting. How exciting.

How exciting. Madman. I just said how exciting as a pun on how exciting, forgetting that that was where how exciting. That's the same thing that happened with Zach Ruane. Do you remember your name is a pun off a thing we were saying? How insane.

Dakarie, Dakarie's. Dakarie Dayne. Making Dakarieis is a pain. Yeah. Remember we were saying that? Dachery pain. And then that's how we created Zack? Dachery...

Yep. Yes I do. Boys. Now I want to tell the listener I don't know what these top ten are. I have elected not to be told in advance. Yep. If I can hear that. Mark was getting a glass of water when I made that decision, so I believe I made that decision for Mark.

I have three pieces of paper. They all have the same thing on them. I could give them all to you or I could let you have them unfold in front of you like the dear listener. I've elected to have it unfold, but Mark, I don't want you to think that my choice should flavour your choice at all. Show me number four. I don't have number four. This is 10 your choice at all. Show me number four. I don't have number four. This is ten to six. No, show me number seven.

Just show him. Don't tell me... You're just folding up the paper, so... Just folding up the paper, so... It's the only one I want to know. Mark's gonna know seven. I'll know none of them. I'll know none of them. Wow. Oh.

You'll know that soon enough. But can I start? This is the ones that the audience who have been listening all year taking in all of that great content, that premium content, that stuff that you can't get for free. Our podcast. Yes. You can get it for free. I don't know where I was going.

You can get a lot of it for free. You can't get the... There's bits and bobs you can't get for the air you go pay for. And you know, rightly so we, we put a lot of effort into it. Yeah. Do the Patreon and next year we've got some stuff. Um, so you've got some very good stuff coming. I had a spicy, a very spicy, uh, Indonesian sort of curry right before the podcast at 11 30 a.m. Yeah. Um, it's like, you know, I'm just ready for a nap.

When I saw you eating a spicy rending, because I could smell the spice, you know, when you can smell the spice, I smelt that spice as I walked into the podcast studio and I thought, that's bold for a man over 30 to be eating something that spicy before a talking appointment. Well, excuse you. Some people have different genetics and I just, that's what happened with me and I'm okay with it. You're not an herpy-burpy boy or you are an herpy-burpy boy? No, you're gonna say, you're gonna come in and say that, you know, that's bold, then

I'm gonna take offence to that. Oh, I didn't say it. I didn't say it. I thought it and then, and then Mark Mark was like I need to get a water and I was like... Broden thinks you're talking about his follicle, his follicles. To say that about something that I have no control, I could go to Turkey and have the back of my head ripped off and put on the top of my head, would that make you happier?

Broden? Would that make you... Broden, I said bold, not bald. Oh no! What a crazy... No! What a crazy fucking misunderstanding! Can I be sincere for a minute and say, we've been doing this podcast for over 400 episodes

as you know, dear listener. I didn't know that. Other listener might. And can I be, can I be sin-city for a moment and say, and my mitts. And can I be rollercoaster tycoon for a moment and say, and my mitts? And can I be Rollercoaster Tycoon for a moment and say, whoa! Can I be Sin-sia and say, Sin-sia, I just want to say, in my opinion, I thought this year's run was one of my most enjoyed years of broadcasting. I felt they were fucking great.

I really did, sincerely. Can I say something sincerely as well? Please. Sincere, sincere. Come on, you can find it. Speak from the heart, speak true. Searching yourself in your soul, in your beautiful soul. In your beautiful soul.

You've lost it, mate. No, no, I've got it. Why don't we go to number 10? Oh yeah, and then I'll say something sincere when I come back. Yes, yes, yes. Now Lindsay, this is number 10 and then do like a... Number 10. You've just done it. My issue with it, right, with that, is if when she takes that clip of you doing that and plays it every time, that will be confusing from nine down. I think keep that and then I'll, for example, go, okay, now it's time for number six. Number ten. Yes, and that's my issue.

But I still said it's number six, so they'll know. Yeah, okay. Is that clear, Lindsay? Great, thank you. Lindsay went to Meredith. Oh, really? Okay. Is that clear Lindsay? Great. Thank you. Lindsay went to Meredith. Oh really? Fun. At number 10, just eking in and like I'll just say first, it was all voted by you. I didn't vote. I'm not talking to you. Right? My apologies, I get confused sometimes. I'm talking to you, we asked our patrons to vote on their favourite moments. We took their votes and made a shortlist.

Then we asked all of you to vote on the shortlist and this is what you said. So this is episode six. Next week we will have five, two, one. Could you refer to it as the ninth runner up? The ninth runner up. Isn't it? Yeah, I guess it. Yes, I can.

I see what you're doing there. Two characters who came from adjacent IP. Two characters who are brought about through an improv game called the Most Upsetting Guessing Game. Two characters we thought, this has legs. This is a character, number nine. Can I guess? Ninth runner up at number ten.

Ninth runner up at number ten. Ninth runner up at number ten. Yep. Jeremy Piven and his entourage friend. Incorrect. No, no, no. Take a note because I'd like to do that. Yeah. Who?

Who's Jeremy Piven again? Oh, from entourage, yeah. He played George Costanza in The Seinfeld in Jerry. Jason Alexander. He played the corrupt police officer in Heat. Oh no, the corrupt doctor in Jerry. Jason Alexander. He played the corrupt police officer in Heat. Oh no, the corrupt doctor in Heat. He played George Costanza in Jerry. Oh yes, yes, yes. In the character. The episode is Meltz Man and Belly Malt. So close. So close. Very close. I can't wait to guess the other ones. So was this the one where they just had a chat?

The notes I have. The day Zack saw Just Shoot Me on 10 Peach on his way to the studio. Right? The first time Meltman and Bellymolt meet each other. Yeah. Beautiful. Meltman can smell a moist pig from over a hundred miles away. He can. Including sausages. And, spoiler, not the last time you'll hear from Meltman in this countdown. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH but this was just a good old-fashioned riff. Yes it was. And here is- Yeah, call us Pantera. Shall we throw to it now? Yeah, sure. Where you have the- Oh look it's Meltman. It's me Meltman. Hey Meltman, it's me, Valleymolt. Folks, you are in for a treat today. Much like someone who has had a Milo milkshake

and is sitting down to an episode of Becker in 2002. You are in store. We have both Bellymolt. Bellymolt. And Meltman. I'm Meltman. Hi Meltman, you're melted. We got some music for Meltman.

Do we? Yeah. Sounds like this. I can't wait to hear it, but I can't hear it because I don't have ears. I'm an old man. Oh, he's old and he's melted. I'm Meltman.

Meltman, we're just getting your music, Meltman. Oh, I love this. I can't hear it. Oh, you can't hear it because your ears are all melted. Sounds great. Can you hear that? Is this a live track? You can't hear that? Yes, I can hear it because your ears are all melted. Sounds great. Hear that? Is this a live track? You can't hear that?

Yes, I can hear that. That's really scary. Meltman. I'm Meltman. Hey, Meltman. Hi. You should run for me or Melt City. Melt...

Why are you running for me or Melt City? Melt City, Meltman. Melt, what are you talking about? I don't even know. Why is that your first question? How do you know there's a malt melt city? I know everything. I know there's a malt city.

You can't feel. What are you talking about? You just said you can't feel. I use my malt brain. Malt brain? Yeah, I use my malt brain to learn. I might not have gone to school like you human. Who's boiling sausages? Who's to school like you human boiling sausages

boiling sausages boiling sausages what do you ask well I'm melt man and I can smell a boiled sausage from a mile away it's fucked up hey man have you ever been to melt city melt city I don't know Melt City but I do know where they get the best tuna melt in all of London. That's cool man. Melt Man likes tuna melt but he's never been to Melt City. Yeah where I've been? Melt City. Oh it's beautiful. Pork. I smell pork. I smell wet pork from the bubbling boils of a pot. Oh, he loves malt. He loves boiled sausages. Oh yeah? Yeah, he'll have malt, malt, man.

No, I care not for such base pleasures. Folks, if you are just joining us, we have replaced two members of this podcast with two heightened characters. One is Belly Malt. I'm Belly Malt. I'm all the malt in all your bellies. Belly Malt, tell me have you been in my belly? Well no, apparently not. But, cause you reckon you never had malt, but I reckon you've had cheeky malt teaser

at the movies once or twice. I have, I have, I have. And this is Melt Man. I'm Melt Man. I have some inventions. You have many inventions. I have some inventions. You have many inventions. I have some inventions.

Meltman can smell boiled sausage from anywhere. I can smell boiled sausage from a mile away. Because it's melting? Because it's wet! But he's never even been to Melt City, let alone run for mayor. I can smell boiled sausage in the same way I can smell a moist pig from over a hundred meters away. I love Meltman. Fuck you talking about-

I'm Meltman and I have had no melt in my belly, but I've had malt in my tummy. Wow, one podcast to amazing characters. Meltman. Meltman. I have inventions. Hey Meltman, tell me about some of your inventions. I would love to know, have you ever invented malt? I've never invented malt, but think of meat.

Think of- You invented a meat? No, but think of a meat. You can smell a suckling pig from 400 kilometres away. Not a suckling pig, no, just a wet pig. Just a wet hog. Wet pig? If there's a hog that's been drenched in liquid, from over 10 metres away I can sniff it out.

I'm melt man, I'm over a thousand metres away. I regret this. A great clip. Good choice Broden. Yeah it was fantastic and I love listening back to that. That was your ninth runner up? Hour, ninth runner up. On the hour? Yes.

So when did you vote for these Broden? I voted for the, I am the sole voter and I voted for these this morning. That's not true. Not true. We had the listeners vote. While we're back for a moment Zach, have you thought of something to be sincere about? I honestly forgot but I will have one after the eighth runner-up. Which is number nine.

Number ten. South African Sams are biohackers now. You can't get... You gotta let me guess. Oh, have a guess. He just said it. South African Sams are biohackers now. Yeah, correct. Yeah.

That's great. That is a surefire way to make the top 10. Here's how to just do a South African Sam's. The audience suck them up. They suck it up. They love those racists. They suck it up. Now, these characters, Zach, you came in one day and said,

I know their next journey. I did. I know where they're going. Yeah. I said, because I am next journey. I did. I know where they're going. Yeah. I said, because I am obsessed with biohackers on Instagram, particularly that one that very famously has been biohacking now and takes his own son's blood. Sure.

And... How old is he? Well, he's 45, but thanks to biohacking, he doesn't look a day over 44. Because he does look 45. I was expecting him to say like 60 or something. No he, that's the funniest. There's a great tweet. I hate quoting a tweet so I won't.

But there was a very funny tweet about that. The funniest result has occurred with him is in that he just looks a bit more moist. Yeah. I thought he was much older. No. That's crazy that I was like, oh you're 60 years old and you've done all this work to look younger, but you look like exhausted from the weight of the world. Of the work.

From eating nothing but charcoal and vitamins. I always thought he was so much older. That's fascinating that he's 45. That's fucked up. He used to have a bit of stubble before he went on this journey. And I think in order to try and look younger, he sh bit of stubble before he went on this journey and I think in order to try and look younger he shaves his stubble now and I promise you, I promise you he looked better before he started doing this.

Wild. Wild stuff. Just terrified of death, which is unavoidable. But like, he's just doing, like, he's like, I won't die or I'm preventing, he'll one day die. Yeah, I know, that's what I'm saying. It's like, it's like, I won't die or I'm preventing he'll one day die. Yeah, I know. That's what I'm saying. It's like, it's such, it's such a, uh, uh, let's get into this. Let's talk about death and, and dying.

It comes for us all. Um, yes. I love that quote from Norm MacDonald on Larry King that I saw on a TikTok once. The fearing of death. You read that one? Yeah, but I can't remember. Quoting another, he's an old writer or poet saying, I saw a photo of my family before I was born with my brother and my parents together on, and I saw that photo and I saw, and I didn't feel fear, even though

I didn't exist there. Beautiful. Well, it's probably because they're ghosts in the photo. Two for zero, broden, sincere. Two for zero Broden Sincere. Two for zero Broden Sincere. Mark, you've not had anything sincere, I've not had anything sincere. Broden is winning the Sincere Wars. I'm very insincere. I'm a very insincere person. That's not true.

I've seen you sincere many times, but I've known you deeply for upwards of looking at my watch 14 years. Yes, that's true. I'm a very sincere man day to day. Yeah. But when I'm on, I am on. I can't switch off. But that's why people are that sincere.

No, I was doing it a bit ironically. Oh, thank God. Because also I thought it was funny to say that because I'm quite low energy today. And the idea would be like, I'm joking was funny to say that because I'm quite low energy today. And the idea would be like, I'm joking like implying that I'm Jim Carrey or. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That you're Jim Carrey.

Well, here is Sam, Henry and Sam's are biohackers now. Right. So we are biohackers now. That's right. Are we dead? No. But I'm not either.

How old do you think I am, Mark? How old do you think I am? We're twins, so we're the same age. How old do you think I am? Um... We're twins so we're the same age. How old do you think we are? 45? 45, Ma? Yeah. You think we're 45? Yeah.

Well, no. Yes. No, incorrect. Incorrect. 50? I'm not talking about... Here's a hint. I'm not talking about my actual age. I'm talking about my biological age. Aren't they the same thing?

No. No, Ma? No, Mark. Mark. No, Mark. No? Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark. No. Wait, so... Mark, no.

Why are you marking us? I'm not marking you. Don't mark us. What... How... What's the difference? I don't... I don't understand the difference.

So I was born... When were we born? 1985. Yeah. We were born in 1985. So how old does that make us? Um, if you're born in, uh, makes you like close, 39. 39? No. 39 years we've been on this earth, yes. That's not our age though.

But that's not our biological age. It was. Because we used to stay up late trying to get the best deals for our properties and finances. We used to stay up late eating chips. We used to drink, go on benders, have two or three beers and do drugs. Not anymore. Now we are bi-h. Biarchers. I'm biological age. I have the biological age of a seven year old girl. What? What do you mean? My brother here is not quite as good as me. He has the bio age of a 15 year old boy. That's alright. I'm happy with that.

Um, okay. But he's getting there. Every day is a little bit younger. I used to be 17 year old woman. And, but what changed? He just kept it. We did a little bit less of the vitamin, a little bit more of the grain in his mush. Because I imagine you just ate grain. Grain in my mush?

Yeah. So we wake up in the morning. And have grain in the mush. 6.47 am exactly every day. Grain in the mush. We wake up and have green in the mush. At 6.47am exactly every day. Green in the mush? We make a mush. Listen Mark. And we put a bit of green.

And we're always adapting, all right? We have four full-time employees every day. Green, blue, purple. And today we said, maybe a little less purple in the mush is a bit too much like a 17-year-old woman, Mark. Right. But I'm like a 15-year-old boy, Mark. Mark. But I'm like a 15 year old boy, Mark.

And may I'm like a seven year old girl. Biologically. Biologically. Could you not biohack yourself to be able to just eat chips and feel okay? Yeah, Mark, no. Why? I don't understand your point. What are you talking about?

The point is that you both seem deeply depressed and dead behind the eyes when you talk about biohacking and eating green mush. That seems like, that seemed a little sad to me. Mark, are you talking about the fact that we now have zero body fat, we have our jowl, our faces are hanging off our skulls and we paint ourselves with a thick makeup and shave our beards. This is to help with the appearance of the fact that we are now of a lesser biological age. I take my child, I have a son, right? And I take out his blood and I put it in me. Why? That sounds fucked.

Oh, he's a little boy, right? He's only five. Regenerative. Yeah and he's got the regenerative blood Mark. So what we do is we go in and we only take a little bit, enough that he can, but only like a litre or two of blood. Yeah from the boy. And then he has a little rest he needs a couple of days to recover and then I put that blood right into me. So it's tablets, it's green mush, it's the blood of a child. Right. But there's many things that there are studies of the Mediterranean people. Yes. So I put a little bit of olive oil on my mush.

Right. Because the Mediterranean's they do all right. Right. Not you though, your ancestors. But I'm still kind of. No but it's not about your blood, it's about their bi-hacking. So they are in there. They bi-hacked.

Your ancestors bi-hacked. Bi-hacked by eating olives? Olive oil, mate. Just a little bit in there. Don't eat the flesh of an olive. Why? Because it's full of toxins. There was a 20 year study where they realised that some people who lived a little bit longer,

five of them, had some olive oil. So now we are doing that. Right. So the science found that five people lived a little longer and had a bit of olive oil and we've back engineered that and now I inject myself with the blood of my son and have a little bit of olive oil in my mosh. Do you get to do anything like other than this or does this occupy? I go to bed at 7.30 now. PM. Yes. So we've got so early. It all needs to work together Mark. We started by the green mush. Yeah. Nothing changed. Started having 950 tablets.

Nothing changed. Nothing changed. Transfusing the blood of a child. That's some positive effects. Slight change. Going to bed early and getting good sleep, once they all came together, everything changed. Have you tried maybe just going to sleep? Yeah we did that for a bit and still worked but... It's the combination. I don't think you're asking do we still have fun? Well, yes once a week I have two pieces of dark chocolate What percent Cocoa Nibblets Nibblets like dirt

Cocaine niblets. Tastes like dirt, man. It's not in the other sense. Delicious, Mark. Cocaine niblets and I put a little bit of olive oil in it, like, your ancestors, Mark. And some sea salt. A little bit of sea salt. That sounds bleak. And there it was.

You're loving these clips, Zach. So much fun. It's fun to just listen back. We rarely take stock. And I think we did this bit last year. I think we've done take stock as a thing. I was going to jump on it. I was going to jump on it.

It feels like it's been, you know, this is something I've explored. I'm forbidding you from doing it. I'm forbidding you from doing it. We've explored that before. I've got something sincere to say. Oh yeah? You boys are hot to trot. You're so full of shit.

That's not, I'm sorry, that's not sincere. Laughing through it. I didn't take that as sincere are hot to trot. You're so full of shit. That's not, I'm sorry. That's not sincere. Laughing through it. I didn't take that as sincere. Hot to trot. What does that even mean? Laughing through it. I can't say my boys are hot to trot.

Seventh runner up. Let me guess, give me a hint. Number eight. Number ten. All right. Here's a hint. I don't know why I'm giving you hints. You don't remember any of them usually. No, I right. Well, here's a hint. Ah.

I don't know why I'm giving you a hint. You don't remember any of them usually. No, I'm gonna remember this one. Mark wasn't here. Mark wasn't here. Thank God. Who was here? A friend.

Big, thick Mark? Either Big Mark or American Mark. Neither Mark, not a Mark. Oh. Well then I'm gonna have to go when we got Albo on. And he sends us that list of things we couldn't talk about. And we just gave him the best softball interview of his life. Could you not talk about like bending?

Have you ever, have we ever publicly talked about when the office of, the office of Scomo asked us to do a thing with him? Have we ever publicly talked about that? I don't think so. Oh, I wanted to, I wanted to post that. I really wanted to post that and be like, nah, or something like that. LOL no. LOL no.

Scott Morrison's office said, would you do a podcast with Scott Morrison? Yeah, that was wild. Anyway, no. They said yes, we'd love to. And then we released it. I was doing a little elbow joke. Elbows. Okay. Oh, sorry. I missed it. Elbow. Sorry, go, go. No, no, no yes we'd love to. And then we released it. I was doing a little elbow joke. Elbows. OK.

Sorry, I missed it entirely. Sorry, go, go. No, no, no. It's totally fine. I was like, were you not allowed to talk about bending? This episode. The funny bone. This episode was set in one of the great extremities of Earth.

The extremities of Earth. Yeah. Where man cannot live for a long period unless in a warm room. Antarctica. Oh, this is a good one. This is, of course, when we went to Antarctica, did the first live podcast from Antarctica. No, Zach, we've never done that. You've made that up. What? What? The fuck is it? To celebrate Trope RPG. Oh, of course. We had the superstar Matthew Jackson on to do a role playing game with Zach and I.

And what I learned about Matthew that day, I didn't know him very well, was that he can, any bullshit we throw at him, he can turn into a really nice narrative. The best dungeon, now I haven't known a lot of dungeon masters, but the best dungeon master I've ever encountered. Apart from Mark of course. Oh no, no, no. Apart from Mark. No please, I compare not to Mr Jackson, but I am learning.

I'm sorry Mr Jackson. It's fine. I am learning. Quite a lot from him. quite a lot from him. Quite a lot from him. Because there'll be something else coming up. Don't want to say what on Patreon. New Dungeon.

Where I've learned quite a lot from Matthew Jackson. But let's not say what it is that'll spoil the surprise. Can I say this is also, and it feels organic because you the listener voted for it. This is a good opportunity to promote the trope RPG that we were all in, the three of us, and Mish Witrup did a trope RPG. Rootin' Tootin' Revenge.

Which is a role playing game, a western theme, where we were really, really fucked, but we had the best dungeon master that we know of. Matthew Jackson, he's great. Oh, same guy. Same guy. So you should go watch that on Trope RPG or listen to the podcast.

Unlike this show, he came in here unprepared. What, were you coming unprepared? And he came in with a whole world for us. We fucked around in that. Well, I was a good boy. Yeah. Oh, no, I wasn't. No, you'll see in this clip. Yeah, I, I was a good boy. Yeah. Oh, no, I wasn't. No, you'll see in this clip.

Yeah, I thought I was a good boy. I think I'm a good boy. And then I look back and I go, no, no, I wasn't a good boy. You want to be a little naughty. There's a bit of leaving on a helicopter. Only four people can fit. The helicopter starts to crash. And then Zach, who has chose to play Julianne Moore,

jumps out of the helicopter. The young Julianne Moore. It's a great out of the helicopter. The young Julianne Moore. It's a great episode and I'm glad people liked it. It's incredible. I think Matthew didn't know how we'd go on this pod, you know, replacing the King of Comedy Mark. King of Comedy. That's what I'm referred to as in humble circles.

Yeah, and to see Matthew's episode here in number seven is a real, no wait, eight. I said, well seventh runner up. I'm going to text him right now. And you know what I reckon? I'm going to say it right now. I've decided we're going to have Matthew back. If he wants to come and if we can make the time and stuff. He's very busy making your video game.

I mean we only do one giant day. Yeah. Will we record all 50 podcasts in a day? We should do that one year. That'd be funny. It would be funny. It would be funny. Yeah, funny.

It would be funny. Here it is. I'm happy with my two days of it. Here it is. We, but the helicopter can't take more than four. Oh, OK. You wait here, Julian. No, I'm coming. Oh Do you know what?

Doogle alright, I got it. Wait, they how many big this me and His yeah, you really crack loose Broden and no snowman doogle doogle. Hey, do you know what? But we and four people can get on the helicopter. do you know what? And four people can get on the helicopter? Do you know what? I belong here. I am the snowman.

Are you sure? Are you sure Broden? What about you'll look after, you'll defend the others? Yes, for I am the snowman, the protector of the great Antarctic. Isn't there enough room for all four of us? Yes. Is there? Yeah. Oh, I'll come. No, you said you're going to protect everybody.

Yeah, you're right. I will. I'll stay, Dougal. Oh, bless your heart. Oh, then who else can we bring? Can we bring another one of them? Yeah, we can get someone new at this late stage. Let's bring Dr. Carter.

She can come along. Yeah. All right She can come along. Yeah. See, as... You rush to the helicopter and you stay in the central... I am king of the north. The north, yeah. Yeah, that's really cool. That's really admirable. Very Bruce Willis-y.

You can tell, as you're getting on the helicopter, there's some time passing. Ruth, she's the pilot as well here. And so she's trying to get the helicopter, there's some time passing. As Ruth, she's having to, she's the pilot as well here. And so she's trying to like get the helicopter going. She's a little bit woozy. She looks back, she goes, do we want to wait? Do we want to wait for anyone to come? But it's been a few minutes. I worry that no one's coming.

Julianne, you have to make the call. Are we going to wait for someone here? Isn't there four people on the helicopter? There's four people can go and you will get there immediately. it seems that there's some time it's taking time as you've held back you realize yeah that everybody else here uh has been taken over. Not a problem. Not a problem. As you are just... Oh no but then no so they're all aliens now. You know that here I'll say you both have like you've walkie talkies that you can communicate that inside as you are in the, make a survival role for me. These are going to go up in difficulty. You need to do a six and eight and a 10.

No problem. Four. The first one that comes up is a very old man called Dr. Patelli comes up to you and he puts his hand on you to sort of reassure, thanks for staying, thanks for, and immediately just takes a bite out of your shoulder. Oh, which is just ice. Which is just ice. But that's a big bite.

It's a big bite and you know now that is. It's the sketch series from the mid 2000s, that we're into the big bite. Yeah, no, it's like a big bite and you know now that is. It's the sketch series from the mid 2000s that went to the big bite. Yeah, no, it's like a big bite out of your body. Oh no. There's a big hole out of your body. Okay, that's an issue. And it reforms but now you're littler.

The helicopters, the blades are spinning up and it's almost like it's doing that like hover across the ground so you could leave it any second. Do you stay to fight off these things? Fuck yeah. To give everybody a chance to escape? I'm the snowman. As the snowman, so you see this as you're on the helicopter, as the snowman breaks out of the doors out into the tundra, the blizzard has stopped. You can see that there is like a low sun just like in an eternal dawn

piercing the skyline. So it is just like golden orange out here and with like a flurry of snow you can see the snowman. You just see these weird monsters come taking bites And as you are just like make another survivor or this is gonna be an 18. Yeah I'm gonna fuck yeah, and I'm just saying when you see snow think of the snowman one one as you see Broden Kelly as the snowman just Destroy these creatures one after the other, one after the other, they come out. Even this mammoth comes up and starts to lunge at it. You put it down and then when finally they start to reform, you take another shot and

you're out of bullets and you see him be consumed. Oh my god. And Do you have any final words? Yeah, um, uh, uh, suck my fuck. He really should have ended on that when you see snow line. As you see snow thing of suck my fuck. Oh, man. That's, that's what you end on. Movie needed an edit. Suck my fuck. Movie severely needed an edit. They let the actor improvise that one. I mean the helicopter's saying that. Oh man, suck my fuck. You're in the helicopter. You're in the helicopter with Dougal sitting opposite you.

He's cradling his phone. Don't do it. He keeps looking at you. Don't hit me. I go, wait a second. Wait a second. Please, I don't need this. Every single one of them became a part of the film.

I was like, I'm not going to do this. I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this.

I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this. I go, wait a second, wait a second. Please, I don't need this. Every single one of them became one of the monsters. I go, I know what I have to do. I have to kick my lover Ruth in the balls. I say Ruth put it on autopilot. What? Okay.

Of course, my love. The only way. And I kick Ruth in the balls. Make a survival check. This isn't for whether you kick her in the balls. This is for the crashing helicopter. It's going to be a 10. What?

It's a 1. So the helicopter starts to come down. As you kick her in the nuts, she doubles over. She doubles over. She wants my roof. And as it starts to double over, you also see a file open in your breast pocket. There's one that you jammed full. This sample that you took,

it just shatters as like a little creature comes out and starts to lunge. It immediately lunges at Dougal's throat and he goes, Why did you take a sample? And it crashes in a fiery plume just before the explosion happens. Does Julian have a final word? Any last words? Julian tries to jump out of the helicopter. Oh shit. Uh, yeah, make a survivor roll.

This is going to be, this is going to be a six. So you have to roll a four. Famously, I've had a lot. You have to roll a four. All right. Runs. You die earlier than everybody else. You immediately brain your head on the permafrost. And I gonna say I'm gonna say as well that I get a roll for the

roof to read the helicopter that's a 14 she takes back control and the helicopter takes off into the sky. So you just dash your head for no reason. And a text on the screen comes up, this is why university institutions must be re-looked at. And there it was. Yep. Tune in sometime next year when we bring in Matthew back, I think. And then we remember when you fell to your death, and I did the bit where I was like, when you look at the snow, think of the snowman.

And that was my big final death line. And I rolled to have another death line and I said, suck my fuck. Nice. It was very... Can I say something sincere now? Yeah. You know, this job, there's a part of it behind the scenes that people don't realize.

There's a hustle, there's a hard work that people don't see behind the scenes. So far, so good. And it can be challenging, particularly at points in your career where you're working, working, working, and you're getting maybe rejection from different sources. Yeah. That last one I got from mustard was awful.

Rejection. I'm trying to be sincere. Rejection I got from that, from that source. Source. Different sources. Is mustard a source or a condiment? Uh, I'd say it's a source. It depends.

Some are, some aren't. I'd say American mustard is a source. Look, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. No, I'm not. I'm sorry. Alright, I'm not gonna bring up mustard again. I was trying to be sincere. Can you not bring up mustard again?

Is that okay? Fine. It's fine. It's alright. The moment's gone. Oh, we killed the sincerity. Well, you didn't, Broden. You didn't.

No. Did Mark? No, mustard did. Mustard did. No. You said you wouldn't bring up Mustard. I'm not, I am just recapping. You looked me in the eye and in front of my fucking son.

And you said to both of us, me and Liam, you said to me and Liam, I won't mention Mustard again. That's not your son and you know it. Can I just say something really quickly though? My son is my son. I don't want, there might be a sense of bitterness to the listener. I'm like oh no fuck I don't want to say it anymore. Especially if you're a lemon. Right. But I'm not bitter. I'm just saying there's probably a bit of bitterness. If the if a lemon is listening. Here's number. Can I just finish my sincere thought? Okay yeah.

I was gonna say but um you know Mark you always go for the funny and I respect that about you. You know, you heard that pun and you went for it and um, I really respect that. Is it sincere? I don't know if that's sincere, like it could be sincere, but I don't believe it. It's hard to know, there's layers, isn't there? Here's the sixth runner up at number seven. Number ten.

Hot dogs for breakfast. Oh wait. Oh yes. We recorded this like this time last year. Yeah. And it was because I was at, I kept getting phone calls from a thing in Victoria, I don't know if it's national, but there's a thing called Detector Inspector for rental properties that they just keep fucking ringing.

But it was just like a phase of it. Yeah, we all had. Not anymore? I haven't had one in months. Maybe because of this pod. Do you know what it was? Did we provoke change? Yeah.

I asked my real estate agent and they said, and I said, what's the deal with this? And they said, we're going to have to bump your rent up by $200 a week. Jesus Christ. Jesus. And then I said, but, but, and they said, 300. I said, but, but, but, and they said, every time you say but, I'm going up $100. When I hear anecdotes like that, that's why I think everyone hates real estate agents. And now, do I feel guilty because that's not true? Do I feel guilty because they didn't

bump up my rent this year? Do I feel a little bit bad that I've made up a story when there's so many real and legitimate ones and I've taken up space with my fake story for a joke? Yeah, sure. A little bit. Sure, sure. A little bit. Yeah, sure. Sure. But it doesn't excuse what they do. The fact that when you were listening, you thought that could be true, that says something

I think. Do you feel shame for doing what you just did? Absolutely. I think this is a really big issue. It's an important issue and I think my joke maybe cheapened the issue a little bit. Yeah, sure. And I think I kind of, I think I kind of was libelous against a real estate agent. It's been good to me.

Um, so I think I've hurt my own like circumstances and I've really like set the fight back. Oh, absolutely. Yeah. So do I feel shame? Absolutely. Sure. Do I feel bad? Yes. But I don't think you should beat yourself up over it. I think I. So do I feel shame? Absolutely. Sure sure. Do I feel bad? Yes. But I

don't think you should beat yourself up over it. I think I should. He's gonna go into the bathroom now and kick the shit out of him. Do a bit of a Keiser-Sosay. Keiser-Sosay? Yeah you know with Edward Norton and... Are you mixing up your 90s twists there Broden? Oh my bad. Well that's why I need a lemon for those twists. Yes. Lemon twist. Yes. Hey can you just fucking stop with that? Just a little joke because Mark is doing it, Broden does it for the first time.

People say, I see sometimes on the road, oh Mark always does the puns. They're not puns, they're a dumb cunt clutching at straws. I just want to make that clear. That is a pun. I guess it is. What is a pun but a dumb cunt clutching at straws. I just want to make that clear. That is a pun. I guess it is. What is a pun but a dumb cunt clutching at straws. That's true. So we did an episode called Hot Dogs for Breakfast with a song.

That's my favourite of the year. It was a very good one. Classic. Nice character. We were like, let's go make this into a real sketch. We should have. Now let's have a listen to Detector Inspector. You've passed my inspection. Oh great, flying colours of it. Yeah.

Well, what do you say we go to the Golden Nugget? But first, yeah, I'll be having some hot dogs for breakfast. Oh yeah. And a Nippy's ice coffee. Oh yeah, now it's time for our song. Lindsay, can you find a song for us to sing Hot Dogs for Breakfast to? Thanks, Sharon. Just any sort of anything you have there.

Thanks so much, Lindsay. Even if it's something lined up for another podcast or even... Oh, even if it's, you know, the sound of a certain ringtone. But then we'll jump back into these characters as they close. There you go. There you go. Here's my favourite song. Yeah.

Hot Dog. Wait. Here we go. Five, six, seven, eight. Hot dogs for breakfast. Hot dogs for breaking. Have myself a hot dog in a white sesame seed roll. Hot dogs for breaking. Hot dogs for brekkie Hot dogs for brekkie

Bit of salt on your hot dog for brekkie, but no more Tell you why The doctor said they will salt your hot dog. It's not good for your heart I'm gonna hot dog for just hot dog and tomato sauce. Mandarin, if they've got it. Mandarin, if they've got it. Mandarin, if they've got it. Hot dogs for breakfast.

It's six a.m. and it's time for a hot dog breakfast. At six a.m. a snag and some bread Don't mind it in a white piece of bread Doesn't have to be in a roll for me Grilled onions, put the sauce on top I like a hot dog for brekkie Put it down in my tum Yeah, I love that, with a nice coffee yum

Very good, it's what I'm talking about? We're gonna get in for breakfast, we're gonna get in for a stump, and at six a.m., Tom, my dog is at Georgia, we're getting pies, breakfast as well, everything's going, it's going okay. All right, time for breakfast. We're gonna get us a six in the morning, you need to fill up your tons of

Tonto. Tonto have a hot dog for breakfast, hot dog for brekkie. Having a hot dog, want to go in the shop and they're in the water, they're picking them out and putting them in a roll. I'll put the sauce on with me and brekkie. It'll cost four bucks with the iced coffee too. Five fifty there and ice come and then I'll go to about 25 houses of young people who will rent a property and then I'll check their smoke to deek do and I'll

bet myself a home and straight to bed and then up in the morning having myself a hot dog for breakfast. Oh, saying, saying, a couple of divvies, God, chucking a couple of divvies. So for breakfast, I'll tell you what I have. I have breakfast. I have a... Oh, can you... Songs are over.

Can you just pop that music back on? It's not supposed to be over. Still two more verses to go at least. Five, six, seven, eight. Count me in. Five, six, seven, eight. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. Can I have for breakfast a hot dog with margarine?

Hot dog with tomato sauce and of course a cabaladimmy's, cabaladimmy's on the side. Hot dog for breakfast, hot dog for breakfast, hot dog for breakfast at 6am Hot dog for breakfast Hot dog for breakfast Hot dog for breakfast At 6am Oh shit, nothing but liquid All day, all the day

Don't know why, don't go to doctors either Don't wanna know But I have a hot dog for breakfast at 6am When I can get em and put out the water All get from snack, get from bunnings All get from shop Hot dogs for breakfast is good Gotta have it in my tummy and you know you should

It's so yummy when I have it And breakfast then too and shit Potato cakes too Not too much salt. Sometimes I'll get a little hedgehog on the side and I'll chock your little hedgehog with my hotdog for breakfast. And when you think about it, you don't have to have meals when you think you should.

Maybe, maybe you have some cereal for tea. Or maybe you have a hotdog for breakfast. That's what I do every day. Hey cunts, it's 5am. Get the fuck out of my house. Yeah. The fuck are you still doing here? Hey what do you say we all go. Lindsay we just cut there. What do you say we all just go out for a hot dog for breakfast. Hot dog for breakfast hot dog for breakfast. Yeah let me tell you a little story about a hot dog for breakfast

my two friends are having with their breakfast uh ice coffee not me though no thank you i have a big thermos of tea my big famous from nineteen seventy three. It's real fuck looking, it's about the size of a human head. I've tea in it and I drink it up, I have tea, hot dog and two dimmies every day for my breakfast. I have hot dog for breakfast, hot dog for breakfast, hot dog for breakfast. Dog for breakfast, dog for breakfast. Well, sorry I didn't mean to interrupt, I didn't realize the song was still going. Why don't you join in, Max? Okay, you want me to join in?

Well you guys have hot dogs for breakfast. Seems to happen every day at 6am and let me me say I think that's a-okay I wouldn't mind getting to bed now got things to do stories from the road travels from the road got things to do got to talk about them with my friends but oh oh oh the chorus is here hot dog for breakfast hot dog for breakfast we're having at 6 a.m. now considering I wake up at 2 a.m. and have a bowl of special k before I leave the house you could argue that that hot dog is your lunch but I don't I think it's your breakfast hot dogs for breakfast are my favorite thing I may want out hot dog for breakfast That's it

Well we need to figure out the chorus here Oh it's good it's so good to have hot dogs for breakfast You know you should because it's very good but I wanna know what kind of hot dogs cause I'm getting different things Is the Bunnings snack count as a hot

dog for breakfast? Oh oh That's your lunch Bunnings Snag Count as a hot dog for breakfast or oh That's your lunch at Bunnings Hot Dog Bunnings Sausage on the weekend, that's maybe your lunch or something No sir, that's not it Guys Hot dog for breakfast Guys, I'm gonna have to cut you off there I'm sorry man, I've got a little bit more of the song to play

Alright I'm sorry, Mark, I've got a little bit more of the soul to play. Alright. A bowl of Sultana brand before I go, that's more of a midnight snack. A little bowl of a special kale Sultana brand, whatever. I've gotta try and keep going. I've gotta say, I've gotta keep cutting you off until it gets to this bit because when this bit comes I can't resist. It's the best bit of the whole song. It's got such a drive and it's really fun Takes you by surprise every time

Please keep going Zack over to you No, Wayne Wayne, my name is Lauren But I reckon it's about time to hear from Wayne I mean I have my dog's breakfast every single day. Yum. I'm gonna have to cut yous off here. I'm his heart man.

I eat a hot dog for breakfast. Yum. I eat them every day. Oh that sounds good. I eat them up. Yeah so do I. Lindsay cut it there. No that's funny, I don't remember.

Oh well there you go, there you go. Well, people voted it at number seven. I'm just joking. I'm not listening to the listener. We are not listening as we play them. If I was listening, I'll tell you, can we redo it? I'll do my real reaction. Sure. So good.

Yeah. Have you heard that bit in Bok? They reportedly re-recorded in Wicked? No. The sister, what's the sister? Senderosa, the sister, she does this bit. We deserve each other, me and Bok. And so it's become sort of a cult in the music theatre world. And so they've gone back and re-recorded. And then sent out the DCP to the cinemas again.

What, like, because she just fucked up the line? She's laughing through it but it sounds a bit like, Me and Buck. Me and Buck. Anyway, that's very funny. I don't know if that's just urban legend, I don't know if that's true. I'm not gonna go see the fucking film again, I'll never fucking know, I'm not gonna look it up. Yeah.

Uh, you're gonna see part two though, I bet. Oh sure, because I need to see what happens. You must see how it ends. At number five look it up. Yeah. You're gonna see part two though, I bet. Oh sure, because I need to see what happens. You must see how it ends. At number five, runner up. Pfft. Number 10. Fifth runner up, number six? Yes.

Oh, this is the last of this episode. The winner of the second best. Yes. We should frame it, we should not frame this as the top 10, we should do what the 50 best restaurants does. They do the 50 best restaurants, and then like the week before or the day before they announce 50 to 100. So this is the top five best Aunty Donna moments and this is 6 to 10, like a little bonus. Yeah, nice, nice. Is it like Triple J, Hottest 100, the day after?

Yeah. I love, that's a better day. Yeah. For the Hottest 100, that's a better day. Because there's more eclectic like there's enough Clearly these are great songs, but the music is a bit more. It's not fucking this year It's gonna be Sabrina carbonate Chapel Rowan Charlie XCX in top 10. Yeah, but is that really representative of Triple J? No, just Sabrina carpenter not more foot 11. They're tiny. How on earth is she building houses?

Because you must be using ladders. She must have a ladder on her at all times. Mark, it was one of her ancestors that built houses. It was not her that built it. Because the family names come, for many people, came from the trades of their family. What's happened here is probably four to five hundred years ago maybe, what's that? That's probably like, well that's at least fifteen, twenty five generations ago. I thought her name was Sabrina the Carpenter.

On the father's line, the father's bloodline was a man who was a carpenter who had the same name as someone else in his village. So they said, well we shall call you carpenter for that is what you do. If that's her real last name which I don't know. Right. Oh that's a hefty accusation. What do you mean? Lots of people don't go by their real names. Come on dude. Wow. She's just trying to make it in this world. I think she's a liar. How do we know that's... Show me your driver's's license Why was Jesus's bringing up driver's license now? That's pretty rough Why just cuz that's the song about um the guy leaving Olivia Rodrigo for her Jesus Broden I know what I said. I fucking pull no punches. I'm a bitch. Oh

Hey Broden, give me a hint and I'm gonna guess the fifth runner-up of number one of the top the top the Oh, hey Brodin, give me a hint and I'm gonna guess the fifth runner up of, um, Number six. Or the number one of the top, the top, the bottom five of the top ten. I would say potentially for the year, the most offensive name of a podcast to me. Oh, football sucks. Well, the second. The title of the, of the clip, I mean I mean to say not the episode. No it's not football sucks.

Oh. We can do it episode. AFL is a poor man's game. An oaths, an oaths pursuit. True soccer is the true football. No uh think I watched a show on iview and then I came in with an idea and it was surprise, surprise railroaded and taken somewhere else. I think this is one that we tried to do multiple times.

Is that true? I can't remember though. I don't have the memory. That's a journey isn't it when you have an idea you're passionate about and it takes seven episodes to get to it. And then it never gets right. But then, well, yes. What's the episode name, Lindsay?

Do you know the name of it? It's Gardening Restoration with Fawn Monk. I thought that's what we did. We did, but the clip is called Boo Soup. Right. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Hahahaha! That's fucked. If you're just listening to the best ofs, well, but also, so it's an ABC gardening program set in Kyneton. They're visiting Vaughan Monk's garden. Vaughan Monk has a dog that can rap. I don't remember that. Mark says he ate his own shit. This is like AI Donna.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Zach says he boils his shit into poo soup. Enjoy! Do you know yesterday I ate a whole entire piece of my own shit? Me too. What? What? It's weird for a dog to talk.

It's not weird for a dog to talk but it's weird for me to eat my own shit. A little bit. So as soon as a says does something like a person We're all like that's fine. I do something like a dog. I can be trained I don't think it's acceptable dogs have the design to be able to I guess work through things with high Bacteria levels in them they they can eat raw food a A human should not eat its own poo. I cooked the poo. That doesn't make a difference. I boiled it into a soup, I got it over a hundred degrees.

You're the host of ABC Garden Restoration. Yeah, I'm that guy. I'm that guy and I put my poo in a big pot of boiling water, I boiled it for ten minutes, there were no germs. I don't know about that, man. It does make it for me. It makes it for me slightly better. Really? Well, the bacteria...

No, see, I could... Does it make it better? Yes. As a dog who, you know, mostly I work off instinct. I could understand. Your favourite bands from the... You like bands from the late 90s. Oh, I fucking...

I... I froth Lincoln Park and Ill Nino. Surely though, now that you can talk, with that comes, look we don't know. We don't know, but with that comes some cognition that allows for decisions beyond instinct. Don't think you're off the hook about eating your boiled up shit either. Well, as I was going to say, I could understand the instinct of going, you see your own shit, you're like, oh, I want to know. And then you just go for it. But the preparation of boiling the shit, even though that might be better for your tummy in the

end still doesn't make a lot of sense to me that you would go and put that much preparation in to eating your own shit. You've never thought to yourself, this is less for the doc, this is more for the person, you've never thought to yourself after a nice poo, you've never thought to yourself, god that would make a nice warm poo soup. You've never thought of that. Me? Yeah.

Me? Vaude M Me? Yeah. Me? Vought Monk? Yeah. No. Brody Kelly? Yeah. Yeah. Do you?

I've done some fucked shit on the Arnie Dutta podcast, but this is truly the moment I know I'll never be a politician. The poo soup is the thing that would bring me down. You don't think you'll lead the Greens party to a Melbourne victory after this? Nah, I'm not going to be a politician. It would help some politicians. Yeah, it would be like Kevin Rudd's strippers. You know, I used to think that Zach was this unattainable hoity-toity type, but now I know

he likes poo soup like the every man. Well he's thought about poo soup like the every man. It shows he's not perfect. He has rough edges. I was in New York City. I was working at the consulate and the guys wanted some poo soup.

What was I gonna do? That's a really funny, That's a really funny... That's a really funny... Just doing the Kevin Rudd stripper scandal, but it's about Puss. You know, I actually quite like him a bit more now that I know he's eaten Puss. He's relatable. He's relatable. To what? To what?

To what? To what? to talk about my garden? Why? That's some fucking frames up. You've done a bit of a screen in front of the fucking fence. Did you watch the episode? It looks good but no because you always do a fucking screen. I know what you've done. You've done some sand. You've done some fucking plants. Different areas. You've got to do it like rooms, like a house. It's the same logic as fucking architecture All right, I'll see you in a couple of months and what a way to close out I was disgusting part one part one. No, no, that wasn't part one

No, that was only one top five episode, right? There's only one. There's only one top five episode. So that was There's only one, there's only one Top 5 episode. So that was, um, you know, that was... Top 5 part 2? Or like... Top 10 part 1? That was Aunty Donna Top 5, Top 5, 6 to 10. It's Top 5, 6 to 10. Does that make sense?

Whatever the name of, whatever the name of the restaurant best 50 list is, they're 51 to 100, whatever that is. And I think it's called restaurant, 50 best restaurants, 51 to 100. I'm not putting my restaurant this year into the good food guide. Why not? No, you should. Oh, OK. I don't want to. I don't want my restaurant in there.

All right, Mr Attica. All right, Mr Attica. You can call me Ben Shuri if you must. Maybe I will. Maybe I'll call you Chimichurri and I'll have you for lunch, gobble you up. Well, but do you know what? If you called Ben Shuri Chimichurri and you gobbled him up, that is, have you heard the note? That is like teach me how to fish. You've just eaten a man that could have made you dozens of lunches, hundreds of lunches. Yeah, but I've never... He has a very famous restaurant in Chef's Table in Melbourne called Attica. So you were just saying you would eat one of Australia's best chefs,

gobble him up for lunch, you get one lunch out of that. No, you would get a couple. Yeah, I'd say five at most. Five at most. An arm is a meal that you're cooking yourself. One, two, three, four. No, you get six. Six to seven.

Sure. I'll give him that. Give him that. Easy, easy, easy. And that's if I'm just eating the meat. But if you cook him, you've got a week of meals. Let's go up to a month if you're really clever with how you feel. Yeah, if you're freezing it.

You know? You have a month of meals. You've lost an opportunity for a lifetime of delicious meals if you just kept them locked up. Alright, I won't do it. I won't eat him. I'll ring him. You've convinced me.

But that is it, folks. We'll be back next week as you enjoy your summer or deep winter break. And we'll find out which ones, which top five you voted for. And uh.'s top five you voted for. Official top five. And we'll see what you did there. What are you doing? I'm trying to sort of be charmingly bring it to a close but I like the capability to

do it. You have the capability, you're making a choice and I don't understand. Let's see, let's see what five ramshackle adventures from Donny you've picked as your favourite and... What is this? What are you doing? This is awful. What order you've put him in? Just tried to open Instagram three times on your phone and it didn't work once.

What's going on? Stop the episode. You alright? Stop the episode. What's going on? Stop the episode. Stop the episode. Stop the episode. What's going on? You need to talk about this? Done. You've been listening to the Aunty Donna podcast.

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