Aunty Donna Podcast - The Best Bits Of 2022 Part 2

Episode Date: January 3, 2023

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Get our legends and welcome to another rip episode of the Arntie Donna podcast. This week we're counting down the top five Arntie Donna podcast moments of 2022. We hope you're all having a wonderful holiday season and we'll be back next week with brand new episodes. The greatest fucking bugger in the world Burn like a tag and sometimes and guess We hope you enjoy the part of the fucking fight And welcome to the top five Yeah, but we're gonna do it like a Sumsetip, right?

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I'm not coming to spot why you always at the nuclear power plant Maggie Maggie come to my breast. I'll give you my milk. What do I have to do? Yeah, to stop this. I think I have this. I think you have to latch on the margins. Take some milk. Alright, Marge present your Present your nipple. Ah My nipple. Oh Not baggy Maggie bit my nipple. This is almost as bad as.

But you're doing family go now. That's a family go cut away. Oh God. Yeah, no. What do I have on my head? Last week we promised the Simpson style. Okay, great. Can we consider that done now though?

Yeah, I just thought it was a good match. Can I keep being bad? There's a very big part of my, I think most people's lives that should be addressed is the amount of hand-drawn pornography I've seen of the Simpson's character's fucking one another. Everyone's seen that, right? Everyone has some point.

Not by choice has seen like, my choice. Oh by choice. Not by choice. No, he was always in my choice. Mine has only ever been not by choice has seen like my choice not by choice Mine is only ever been not by okay, here's number five. Oh get it What a special episode this goes a long way back this one wait did you play the clip in there? We're talking about we did the sting. Oh you did the same. There's not gonna be a thing. Yes, there is That's up the Tom It's not gonna be his thing. Yes there is.

That's up to Tom. It's up to Tom. Is this fucking us? Tom, don't do this thing. Whatever's funny is, that's how man try. The funniest thing is a fucking thing. What is number five? Well, it's about to give us some clues.

It's played, it's a character that's at place. Or it's not, it's a character brought in one of the other characters. I play the characters. They wear, they, uh. They wear YouTube comments. Is it Mrs. Claus? It's Mrs. Claus describes the sex parties at the North Pole. That's very sexy.

Is that technically this year? Yeah, well, yeah. I guess within the podcast calendar. Yeah, because the pod, we don't run by the traditional, no, calendar. The Andy Donnell world runs by December 1st is the first day of the year. So you'll notice in all of our social media,

December 1st, it's the put calendar. Yeah, the put calendar. We run on the put calendar. Not the, yeah. So put is the first day of the year. Yes. And then it's a slow rollout. So yeah, we love November because it's the end of the year.

Or a growl out. We like to call it a growl. You love saying growl out. You love saying growl out. It's that episode and that cheeky character. I think it was the first video we kind of shot in our new setup with a character, which is now our old setup. Yeah, which is now our second old setup.

Because right now we're doing this in the Stupid Old Studios podcast, which is where we work. Mm. And the address of that place is not hard to find. It's not hard to find. But please don't look it up and don't come. Please don't come here. 7.11% of the vote went up.

7.11. Yeah. Wow. 0.11. Yeah, but still, you could say this is the convenience store percentage of Both and here it is. I wanted to go back to you fucking elves. Oh, absolutely. Yeah, so why what's that about? It's part of the poly relationship. He's aware of it. Sometimes he watches

Sometimes said to close you cuck watches as I fuck else so the elves are cucking Santa So yeah to be clear I'm missus clause and sometimes I'll sort of be out drinking with the elves they have sort of different like bars and whatnot in their communities yeah yeah so we set them up for that you know we pay them we pay them a wage to very good wage and we also set them up with housing. Or wage. What wage? Yeah.

You've got to understand it's a different economy in the North Pole. Yeah. So we're paying them $3 an hour, right? And they're on hourly, they're not on salary. Well, yeah, they're on hourly. But they're a casual, they're technically a casual work. Right.

So not a lot of like, and they leave or. Well, it's a casual work for. So they can take the time, and they leave or, well, it's a casual work force. So they can take the time off if they need to, but they're not getting paid in that situation. Yeah, right. It's an app. It's all on an app. And basically what happens is that an app. Yeah, we got an app. We moved to that. So they come and for $2 a day, we give them food, board, and there's different communities, there's bars. So what I'll do, sorry, to your question is I'll go to the bars, I'll pick up three or four elves,

I'll bring them back to the mansion, the Santa Claus castle made of candycains and gingerbread. Gingerbread? I'll bring them back to the master bedroom, it's huge, it's a massive, and they've never seen the ghost. That being we talking here. So it is four by four by eight, or... I'll bring the bed to the master bedroom. It's huge. It's a massive and they've never never seen it. That being we talking here. So it is four by four by eight or...

I know it in square meters. The room itself is 150 square meters. Wow. And I remember I came in and I'd get drafty. Yeah, it can get a little drafty. How big is the bed here? Do you have just like a giant sort of... Or is it just a king? No, it's a, I don't know what it's called, we got it from America, I think it's a super king.

Right, so it says, it says, why does a king and it's longer? Yeah, all right. So anyway, I'll bring the elves up and Sans is already there, they know, I'll talk to them, our E.A. will get them to sign a non-disclosure agreement just to make sure it's so covered. So they'll just sign a an undisclosure agreement Just to make sure

I just sign an undisclosure agreement. Yep, they'll come up. It's all very above board They understand and said so be the quarter said to clause 50 meters away. No, no, it's 150 square meters. That was like 15 by 10. Yeah 15 What by 10 meters by 10 meters or something like that? It's like 15 by 10. Yeah, 15 meters by 10 meters or something like that. Yeah, it's big. It's big, but it's not. How big is that? Like, give me a comparison size.

It's as big as probably, I don't know where you live, but it's probably bigger than your apartment. Yeah, probably. It's like, it's probably about twice the size of your apartment. Maybe, maybe a little less. So the whole house isn't this room, is it? No, no, this is the master bedroom. Right.

The cunt is rich. I've never seen a place that's bigger in my life. Yeah, right. And it's all made of gingerbread and candy cans. They have to replace all of the materials every two years. There's always work going on in the house. Do you understand? So it takes two years, and they're always replacing it.

So I bring up the elves. Do you want to hear this? Yeah. So I'm, Mrs. Thorough. I've got mountains of questions. So I bring up the elves. Do you want to hear this? Yeah. So I'm Mrs. Paul. I've got mountains of questions. So I bring up the elves. They've signed up with the most famous agreements. Yeah, go on. They come in Santa Claus. My husband said the Claus is already in the corner of that room. He's stroking at this. Yeah, it's striking his dick. Keep playing shit going. It's not long, but it's thick.

It's not long, but it's thick. It's not long, but it's thick. We'll just see where the night takes. Yeah, right. The only thing is they're not, and they know all of this, they're not allowed to make eye contact with him. They have to act like he's not there. But otherwise, we just have fun.

What's the turn over of Alves? Like, fresh Alves. Where else are they going to go? I mean, that's real here. Where else are they going to go? No, I don't mean like, you're fine. I'm talking about in terms of the sex parties. Oh, right. Do you have a couple of, we've got a selection of Alves I'm talking about in terms of the sex parties.

Oh, right. Do you have a couple of... We've got a selection of alves that come back in or are different alves every time. We've got a couple of favourites, but... What are their names? A little... What are their names?

Jiminy Joe? Yeah. Jiminy Joe? Jiminy Joe? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Please. What? This is fail. You big fail. I am evolving with the podcast. You went there with San is Chotey Dick that is stroking as you enter the room. Yeah. I'm just talking about how many little elves you can fit.

Yes or no, do you have more than one LFET one time growl you out? Yes. Oh, homie. That was the best clip yet. This is, the next one makes me very happy, right? I'll tell you a little behind the scenes about this one, Marge. This next one, we went into a hole behind the scenes process

that I'll now show is that I had a Zoom conversation with a representative from KFC about getting KFC chicken for free because we were making the podcast. So I had to sit down and convince this man in Sydney to give us free KFC chicken and they agreed. They, we ended up organizing to get a bunch of free chicken. Yes, your boys like chicken as much as my home.

Maybe loves it down that. And a man showed up with a big truck and brought out huge amounts of fried chicken. And it was a very, were you there Max that day? Oh, you missed out. Max missed out. I think Tom, there he go. Alexi and Alexi was there that day though.

Yeah, Alexi was there. And Beck from Stupidol was there as well. We had a great day. Yeah. A lot of chicken and then a bad day. Like was oh yummy chicken and then it was fucked this chicken. Yeah. But then we went, we played it like we didn't know, like we just changed our minds naturally,

but we had been given a large amount of free chicken. I remember the moose was particularly quite good. There was a double or triple? A double or triple? I don't remember if it was double or triple? I don't know. It was either double or triple chocolate. What was it?

The people's, it may have been triple because maybe there was like two different types of chocolate in the moose, but then there was chocolate flakes on the top. The next favorite bit. I'm gonna look bad. The next bit. I can't move on until I know part two. We're running out of genuine time. All right, that's all right, but I don't know what we're figuring out. Right, chicken investigation part two,

the call, it was the part two, and it's when you, Al called Victoria Gardens KFC. Yes, here it is. You're just joining us. If this is the first podcast you're listening to, please go back to last week's podcast. Or Goofy Townipist Story. Okay, here we go.

So I'm just getting an ad on the YouTube suspension. Get the suspense music, I'm calling. Victoria, go and get some suspense. Hi, my name is Zachary Ruaweid. I have some questions for you. Yeah. You don't do the KFC hot and spicy anymore, do you? We're all starting it on Tuesday.

On Tuesday? Yeah. I've got some follow up questions. Yeah. And are you starting again with the seasonal hot and spicy? Are you going to be continuing hot and spicy from now on? Well, it's the same. Maybe it was promotion for three. So the one month. Okay, sure. Did you used to do hot and spicy all year round?

Yeah, well two years ago? Yeah, and why was that? Um, I wasn't sure really, but maybe the supply, perhaps the connection with the hot and spicy or... Was that like, so did head office, did head office like, because we, I love hot and spicy.

And so was that, was head office allow that? Was that a head office thing? If I would have told... I believe, probably because of the owner was organizing order, fantastic, he was organizing on spicy, yeah. And it was only one in the tutorial, you sure?

Yes, it was. How were you doing it from a logistical point of view who was delivering the sauce? What was happening? Sorry. How were you doing it from a logistical point of view? Who was delivering the sauces? The mention that it comes from marine.

It's delivering the sauces. Oh, it comes from marine. It's marinated, yes. So it was the supply through the... Can I have some free KFC? Will you uncattergirically say that okay is there going to have it hot spicy? Yes Oh my god some of our questions it With what the fuck was that I forgot to I forgot to do that as an anonymous call

What you why didn't you just act normal? We had a list of questions. I felt like I was carrying Why didn't you tell us you were going to do it? Yeah, say you're gonna do it and then you did it like a fucking idiot I said the list of questions that the whole world ready to go. I'm serious about this. I want to know what's going on I just wanted to get into it. I had the list of questions. I didn't want to push you foot in around I know that there's a high right here. I knew that we would he would get lost He was poor and he was willing to talk.

It would get lost in bureaucracy. I had to do it and God damn it. Yeah, there was some mistakes made, but better than it didn't happen at all. I'm calling the KFC head office. Guys, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Everyone stop. Wait, we've got a process to stick to here.

Guys, don't break up now. We've got so far. I'm sorry. Wait, Mark. Wait. I'm sorry. We will reach out to KFC Head office. I promise you this, Mark. Sack, you were wrong to do that. I was wrong to do that. I should have checked with you first. I thought I had the questions. I was wrong to do that. I want one thing and that's answers. In granted we did get a fair few of them. Quite a lot. I think I was really welcome. Yeah I know and we could have asked him a few more questions. We will call

head office Mark but first we need to... Can we... can we pass from that? Anything? I just... I feel really bad. And it was double. It was a double chocolate moose. And what do you reckon, Marge? Every day I pray that nothing happens to Homer, like what happened to the workers at the Fukushima plant. Do you want to bring him back for the podcast you record later this month? Yeah, yeah. We should do it a lot. We should do an episode of The Simpsons. But that'll be the last one. No, this will come after. All right, yeah.

We'll do the Simpsons. We'll do an episode of The Simpsons. Yeah, all right, that's her thoughts. I wish I could see him playing. He works at the plant much like Fukushima. Episode three, hit the sting. Thank you. Oh, no sting. What could be?

This one is, guess this one. Guess this one. It happened in a car. Ah, it's gotta be the Alexi doing scores as you. No, this is from the series, The Moving Car Podcast. We set up GoPro. That was this year? It was. Oh God.

I remember we shot it on Saturday for some reason. We usually shoot, we do everything Monday, it's really like the normal working class. Yeah. And we shot this on a Saturday for time or whatever. I think because we were rehearsing to a magical dead cat. We just moved out weekend for some reason or whatever. Yeah. But I remember shooting it all

and then getting home that day and going, it's Saturday. Yeah. This has been fucked. Big year. This section, it got 8.14% of the votes. That's a point. All very tight.

Like a tight. Oh, it's so tight. If you look, I have a pie. Oh, you said it. I said, you look, I have a pie. You said it. You said, oh no, no. I have a pie chart here, and it really nothing jumps out. Nothing jumps, you looked.

Well, I mean, like, yeah, but a brief glance. I can't absorb any information. It's not like taking a dry sponge over a puddle. That would take some in. That would take some in. If you taking a dry sponge over a puddle. That would take some in. That would take some in. If you took a dry sponge and you briefly brush it over a puddle, it would absorb some of the water. My eyes can't absorb information from one small look.

I'm taking in nothing. I'm taking in nothing. Okay, right, move on. That is not a puddle and I'm not a dry sponge. Mine, I think this is actually my favorite part of the year. This is the establishment of the moving car constitution. Mmm. Fucking hilarious.

The most I've laughed this year, I think. I thought it was so fucking funny. Mmm. Um, here it is. How do we decide the president? Oh, that's okay. I think the president of the car should be drawn at random. I choose a man of truth

Someone who represents all of our communities and who better than old Tom Happy for that rule number. He's seen more than any of us His family has lived through much of the quarrels of our world He'll be future proof of it though. Can we what else do they say about that? The wheelchair boy to the tech game of thrones. Oh, I don't know. Where future proofing? Who more experienced than Bran of Tom?

Oh, right. Can we future proof 15? I am. To be he who holds the sound equipment. Yes. Yeah. So he who holds the sound equipment? No, there's a loophole there that that's like is creating.

No. That I don't. I don't trust or a game. Challenge it in future or add more rules. Well then I'm just not a gram, I'm not co-signing. I'm not co-signing. He with the curly hair. No, I think we need to future proof about this.

You could go get a perm. What about this? He who both holds the sound equipment and knows how to use it. Why not just Tom? Because what if Tom leaves? What if he turns like a denarius? Yeah, what if he turns? And what if you learn?

What if I learn? Absolutely, then I might then try to step up and we set up other rules to protect the democracy. The scenario here, where Zach breaks a rule. But Mark is accused of breaking the rule. Mark, Mark. He's accused, Mark. I'm breaking the rule. Mark, Mark. He's on the Supreme Court because it's decided by the president who is also that. Now, Mark, this is not a scenario I wish can balance myself in, either in the next podcast

or future carpet cards. Can I just explain to you why there's a few more here? Say I become the president. I'm talking about a situation where all four of us are no longer in the moving car. It's a completely different part of the group. No, let me just set the rules. It's a completely different group of people.

How do you determine the president if none of them are named Tom? Okay, now to some of your other concerns, okay, just quickly and then we'll move the car. We'll get to the prime ministerial. We need to pick the places we're going to go for. And also we'll get to the prime ministerial and then we'll move the car. But I just want to say, Mark, say I am the president.

Somehow I learn how to use this piece of sound equipment. I then have the piece of sound equipment. That makes me the president. I break the rule, which I'm not gonna do You challenge me and I determined the supreme court and I put myself on the supreme court. I'm only one vote There's still two votes. This is how checks and balances work democracy is not perfect So Winston Churchill said it is just the most perfect thing that we can think of at this time. I think that's a fair point.

Will Yeeco sign with me? I will, I will co-sign with Isaac. You already told me already said that before you went on before you did that. And Prime Minister has decided by a vote. That's President. No, the President is the, he is the... It's different. Rule number 16 Prime Minister is the President of the Republic.

At the start of every podcast. Any podcasted a movie car? The first... Cold Order? Is it the Prime Minister of the Car? What power is the Prime Minister whole? Well, do we agree on that? then we can take to the prime minister? I need to know I need to know what's already in it's in

Okay, there we go. We're not at it's second. All right, number 17 rule number 17 the prime minister is the only person The prime minister. Yeah, these two people just parked in a loading zone. Oh, we should call the cops We should call the cops. I'm just going to keep an eye on that keep going. I'm taking rule number 17, Tom. The prime minister that anything's decided by the president need to be signed off on by the democratically elected prime minister. I think that's fair. That's a check and balance. Yeah. Okay. Great. Rule number 18. Oh Jesus. This is the last rule. This is the last rule I promise. I have a rule.

Only the only rules can only be thrown out or changed or re-read by the prime minister. Oh, that's something there. I don't know about that. There's loo-pulls. He's creating loo-pulls upon loo-pulls to give himself all the power. Well, you know what I'm supposed to do. There's LuPo, he's creating LuPoels upon LuPoels to give himself all the power. Well, you know, for votes for me. How many votes do they have?

In majority? This is my last rule. So you would have to then vote for me, if you don't trust me. Do they need majority? No, I don't pass that rule. Yeah, that's fine. I don't pass it.

Tom? No, we gotta try things and we fail. We can have amendments to the bill of rights. Rule? Yeah, actually, yeah, cool. Rule've got a new one coming in. Isn't this 17? We did pass you all. No, we're on 18. I'm looking at the list. Oh, I've got. And then I've got 19. Rule 18. Yeah. In regards to rule 12, I think it is. Which is. Which is every person gets to choose one place to visit.

Yeah. That place must be within a five kilometer radius of where we currently are. I don't pass that. I need one other person to pass it. Doesn't matter if you don't pass it. I'll pass that. Thank you. Didn't talk into the mic though, so it doesn't count. I'll pass that.

All right. Rule number 19. Rules. And this is, I've heard you, I'm listening. Yeah. The growing. 19 Rules and this is I've heard you I'm listening yeah growing rules can only Amendments to rules can only be put through with a majority vote of all members of the car unanimous vote then no three three to four majority majority agreed all what's that that's not majority that some Yet is majority agreed. I agree

So three members any rule can be overturned any point rule number 20 rule I just want to do a rule can be raised at any time. Yeah rule number 21. Yeah second that I'm a chat All right, we don't? I've got one more roll. He's no more just one more Number 21 Rule number twenty fucking legislating shit Everybody packer over here rule number 21 rules are meant to be broken I don't second that second it second it it's in rules are meant to be broken That's why I read Tom rules in place to protect

Okay, okay All 20 rules Alright go I guess can be introduced at any time love it two hands on the wheel at all times love it describe what you see Yes, do not get in the way of bread and trying to get a high-end sponsorship. You are not to listen to next week's podcast in a car. You must rent a podcast studio to listen to next week's podcast. Very good, yeah. No veiled threats. Seed belts at all times. Yes. If you want to introduce a rule, you must get two cunts on board. Yes. We must make a list of places to visit and visit them all. Yes. Talk into the microphone. Yes. No sub rules. Every person gets to choose one place to visit and visit them all. Yes. Talk into the microphone. Yes. No sub rules.

Yeah. Every person gets to choose one place to visit. Whether we go to that place is C rule number nine. If you break a rule, someone may accuse you of breaking a rule. And then if you disagree, you must appear before the moving car. So, break a call. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Go! Made up of at least three members of the moving car podcast. There is a president of the moving car podcast. The president is here who holds the sound equipment and knows how to use it. The prime minister has decided by a vote at every podcast in a moving car. The only thing the president decides is to be signed off

by the democratically elected prime minister. LAUGHTER LAUGHTER LAUGHTER Places to visit must be moving five kilometers. And amendments to the rules must be agreed upon by majority rules of the moving car podcast. A rule can be challenged at any time. Rules are meant to be broken. Yeah, okay, great. Now we've done that. They're the rules. Sign that in blood.

Yes. Sign in blood. Let me tell you, when home we got a new job with Scorpion, I fell into it the prerous episode. And number two, number two, number two. Number two. Number two. Features, some classic characters. I'll get to it. Come on, hurry up. Yeah, we got where fucking wrap that up.

They feature in a Netflix show that we're in. What? The fuck are you talking about so Sam your school is shit South African Sam correct. Oh yeah When are we did one this year at 8.58 percent? 8.58 this is the time. They don't sound like they're adding up to 100. They do but then all There's ten of them though and they're all around about six seven. Yeah, there's another yeah The other people got smaller men's yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah All right. Oh, yeah, it's not the full. This isn't there. I'm not only ten were voted for I'm so stupid

I'm so nice. I assumed it was a ranking of ten. No, no, I'm a dumb cunt. What how many percent there is something in this episode? There are two bits from one podcast in this countdown. What? What do you mean? So number one is the same as well. We voted this year for bits. Yeah.

Not EPS. No. In this countdown. Yes. There are two sections, top, two of the top 10 are from one podcast. So the next, so the number one is the same. Wait, so one beat. One one big number two is Sam's and

Number one has two bits as well the same podcast. Well, then that's a cube bit What if it's got two States at once. That's a cube it here is the South African Sam's explaining tick to the fuck you talking about to mark You know this you see people that go on trying to lose white tomorrow African Sam's explaining TikTok. What the fuck are you talking about? To Mark. You know, this, you see people that go, I'm trying to lose weight tomorrow. Yeah. I'll have a bit of every card I'm doing TikToks now, ma. Oh, yeah.

You like TikTok? Yeah. You like TikTok? Yeah, I do, right. I also love massages. Yeah, we'll get to that, ma. Because I've got that TikTok, right? And I'll do it.

I'll just go there. Initially, it was to talk about my gains, not to take a show videos of how to look, and properly get your abs looking good for photographs and for show, because when you got the luck flex and that was how many influence. This is what you got to do. This is what I did initially, rott.

But then I started noticing like, healthy foods. Healthy foods. People talking about, you know, I've had an unhealthy laugh and I'm trying to make, you know, some positive changes instead of McDonald's. Maybe I have an avocado toast, Rod. Do you understand? Yes. People that are trying to make a subtle, small, positive shift. Because we're from South Africa more, right? So, Rod, I've noticed people are doing this

on my four-year page, Rod. For ye. And what I've decided to do is for you. You're not, you're not, you're not, you're not. What I know. You're not, you're not, you're not, you're not, you're not. I was still talking about TikTok. Rod, what, Mark, listen.

It's only about real, go rhythm more. Mark, yeah. The rhythm, it's the big, that way. You don't think you're locking your head, Rod. TikTok, take them and say, you lot these things, right? And that is your darker secret, Mark, you know, it's your dark mark. It's those, that's not the four you page, that's you, that's you. You stay the night as we do. You stay the night as we do.

You look at that woman and you go dancing around what did you think I'm attracted? it's because you're sling it you were scrolling through you saw that woman and you sling it more they don't defend it and I like it more then you that you sling it

you sling it more and then I thought I'll run through I'll run through another like the lock that I did you sling it again you sling it more you don't sling it I don't have to you think you go oh more oh excuse me You can't do it again. You can't do it again. You can't do it again.

You think you got... Oh, excuse me. What is it, Ma'for, Yipage? It is showing me very failed images. Rod, images that are morally disagree with. Rod, that is what the mouth is saying. But it knows. The algorithm, it sees that you're leaving.

And then next thing you know is Jordan Paterson more. Somehow, you're just watching a little video of the fail things, and then suddenly Jordan Paterson comes in, Mark. And it's Jordan Paterson more. You linger on Jordan and you go, you know what? I don't know if everything I thought about him was wrong. He's got some good ideas, Mark. it's got some good artismo. Aya na, it's got some good artismo.

Aya na, it's got some good artismo. Aya na, it's got some good artismo. Aya na, it's got some good artismo. Aya na, it's got some good artismo. Aya na, it's got some good artismo. Aya na, it's got some good artismo. Aya na, it's got some good artismo. Aya na, it's got some good artismo. Aya na, it's got some good artismo. No, sorry, I'm going to Australia. I do sound Australian. It sounds very awesome.

I say that I'll tell you what I love about Jordan, Peter Saul. He's very good, do you know? He's got. He's got. I he's got. Yeah. I think it's not enough. I've done a lot of macros, bro.

Yeah, right. It's not a lot of epic. It's a lot of, I don't know. A lot of broth. I'd love a massage. Now we'll get to that tomorrow. That's too me, Mark. Too much. Too much. You know what I'm fat Debbie. Lot of broth. I'd love a massage. Now we'll get to that. That's too many more. Too much.

Too much. You know what I'm saying? When it's that, the pride ain't Debbie. What? You're going to get through the die, but you're not going to excel at the gym. Unless, what do you, you're working.

You're working. Do you reckon Joe debate the city's thatty? Natti? Natti, that's your old, do you reckon he's on the roads? Oh, he's on the road I don't reckon he's natti. Is he that rip? He's what he's doing. He's not He's not doing it. It's nothing wrong

He's just little bit of boosting up little bit of extra you need to get that rot is the choice rot if you're natti Yeah, you can be strong shredded or Bought rot you can't be all three, I tell you, you can be all three, just a little bit more. I can't be talking to any side effects to do it now. No, no. Oh, your testicle is going to lock razons and everything gets a little redder. So you put it in and suddenly red more. And if you accidentally do a little too much, right? It kind of feels like your insides are trying to escape through the pores of your skin. Right, you take a little bit too much. No side effects. No.

But if you do a little bit too much of this steroids, right? If you're not natty, you do a little too much. For about 12 hours, you are riding on the floor of the laundry or the bathroom. Red has a bait shirt and it feels like everything inside you is trying to punch it away through every pore in your skin. It is an agonizing pain that I still have like I've BTS state to the pain. But you look right more. That sounds awful all if you want to get on to talk you need to be a little bit of this little bit of Okay, great Love much How me does not give me the emotional support I need

No, he that's not right. Are you guys ready for number one? No, he that's not right. Are you guys ready for number one? Are you me? Yeah, am I ready for number one? No, the tension is palpable you could yes, yes Can I find out the percentage it got eight point.79, that's the most votes anything got. Wow. How does that work out? What? How does that work out? Yeah. I'm just asking. That's the one that got the most votes. It has the highest percentage of it. Okay. That's all I was asking.

That's what fucking hell. I just want to ask questions anymore. You just said how, what did you say? What was your question? I said how does that work out? And then you said it got the highest amount. Fine, that's all I was asking. So that means that I mean, that is a bit obvious. Sorry for asking. No, you know what? I just want to fucking ask any more questions anymore. It's not a safe environment. I made the feel stupid. I just wanted clarity because it was such an obvious thing. But I got the feel stupid. I just wanted clarity, because it was such an obvious thing. But I got the clarity. I was asking for clarity. And then I got it.

I just don't think we've done anything to make you feel stupid. Yeah. If you feel stupid, right? That is a good point. That's a funny character. What day is it? Monday. Well, I guess I'll just fucking shut him out. Because I'm just fucking idiot then.

Hey, go fuck yourself. Alright, this features... This is the second time this episode has appeared. Alright, I thought you were saying that this bit is more bits than one bit. Yeah, like a cube bit. Like a cube bit. No. Or bits, multiple bits of it. Number one, give it a sting, like a cube bit. Like a cube bit. No. Or bits, it was multiple bits. Number one, give it a sting, Tom. Thank you. Thanks Tom, for not putting a stingy.

Episode 311 returns. Batman? Then that was a good bit. The Batman. That was really funny. I love that episode, but no one liked it. No. The episode that came in at number one, silly boy, Zach loses it at silly boy. See, it's a testament to both of you and how great a comedic performer's you are, right? And why I'm so lucky to come to work every day with you both.

Fuck you, shut the fuck up, man. You're a great, ah, fuck off. You're a great performer and a men's talent, and I've known it since the day I saw you perform at uni, and you're one of the greatest improvisers I know. Thank you, bro, Dan. And brings great, just brilliance out of just left of field. You brought your fucked character.

He brought his aggression towards that character, and it just made for pure gold. Can I take this opportunity to say? No, I've seen a lot of comments online that have said, either Zack's a really good actor, or he hates silly boy. But I just want to say one thing, I love silly boy. So that leads to his wild.

He's nagging silly boy. That's wild. That's wild that people got around. Should we talk, do we have time to briefly talk about the origins of silly boy? Yeah, silly boy. Can you just come? Man, go for it. No, it's alright, we don't have to. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, yeah, yeah, yeah. In Perth because of COVID we had to do two shows in a day. Yes. Is this what yours? Yes, yes, yes. And I was laying, we had like a big shared green room in the backstay during, well, both five days, day two. So tired. We were really tired. Yeah. And I was just laying there and then Marko from the court just turns me up, that's just you,

we just looked at him. That's just so tired. I didn't mind the leader but delirium other that's really shall we will be in charge will we and upset everyone so much we have to monetize that hmm hey happy new year that's already happened we hope you have a great year there's more podcasts and some very exciting times coming ahead for this podcast we'll see you on it on your your hearers on it, whatever. See here, thank you everyone that voted. Also, thank you everyone. We were very busy this year. So we had to revert. We made a TV show.

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You've turned quite a bit. Besides the two really about warming. It was really heartwarming and good and then you turned. And then I think all I have to say, if I have to say one thing, it's that they said it was unsinkable. The Titanic. And yet on its maiden voice. On its maiden voice.

You know what that is? You know what that is you know what that is that is irony incarnate irony and you know what else hubris Good we'll see you next I think there's things about this character that I I clearly silly right Talked away talks the way now Some of the behavior that he exhibits. No. Clearly silly. He's, I will give him, No, not sure, we,

I will give him, he's good at pointing out, silly. I'm silly. There's been a few times where, I'm like, no, I'm genuinely not being silly, but then I'm like, actually deep down, I'm being silly. I'm being silly. And so that is clever, right? He knows how to point it silly.

But is so, like, so much self awareness. No. Which I think could be a macro, silly. I'm never, I'm never swirly. I think you're being silly and you're thinking no. No, no, no, my swirly is character. And I can tell when someone's being shirly. If you lack self awareness and I have no respect for you

and I think you do have self-awareness, I think you're actively know you're being silly. No you know that the silliest thing to do is to say that you're not being silly. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. And you don't think that's silly. Well, I think you're being swirly. You don't think doing what you just did is silly. I think what you just did was swirly.

I think what you're doing now is swirly. You're a fucking asshole. No, you're a fucking asshole. You're a fucking asshole. I'm a fucking come here, you're a fucking asshole. If you guys don't know where you fucking live. Fucking shit, you fucking. I don't think you do know where I live.

I don't think you're gonna get on and you're fucking stoked. I don't think you know where I live. And then I'm gonna put a fucking turn on your light. I think you're all tall. And then I'm gonna leave a fucking fucking bottom of your matches next to your board. So you're like, oh, I can't swing. I'm gonna like swing.

Put some matches in, maybe I'll toast the board. Better right, better right, better fucking match, so I can swing. And then the gash is from the fuck. I sleep in a raisin bed. Being a raisin bed. Yeah. Like a swaltana.

No, a raisin bed, so it again. A raisin bread? That's right. A raisin bread. Can I say something? I fucking you, this violent stringing you, I fucking you, the moment he fucking. Silly boy.

He was like, I'm just silly, I had dead of, this can't screw. screw well you don't actually silly boy top ten silly things um top ten where we friends that I have a swing from ten from twin pardon from twine or twin what what from ten from twin that you have a scene happened that I swing happen or that I can think of What? What? From 10. From 20. Did you ever see him happen? Yeah, I swam, I swam all day like that.

Oh, yeah, that you can think of. There I can flink well. Seen or thought of? Swen or think of. Number 10, swirly is freeing whatever I've ever swam. Once I swore I made a swib on him, but I'm not an up wheel. Slipping on a banana peel.

Is that sillier as a just a funny accident? That was so silly, he did on purpose. Okay, good, yeah, good. Nine. He put the banana peeled down, he went to the supermarket and he got a banana, he brought one banana already I thought this is a silly thing to do by one for one. And then across I think maybe 14 swents. And when Nanny went round swide, he was wearing a twinch coat and a hat. And he put the ump wheel in the plumber. And he put on a street swerd and on a street swerd. And then he went for a wickle walk around a block and then he came a pastor and he swept

on it and he frown on his brum. So, do you know what he was just saying? Do you know, do you understand that? and then he came a pastor and he swept on it and he found one his bum. So, do you know what he was just saying? Do you know, do you understand that? Yes. Oh, this guy's great. So what, hang on, so. So that's probably,

10 was a person slipping on a banana peel. Second was the same person picking up a banana. I think he was explaining 10 on, I think this is gonna go for a little while and that's okay with me. Why haven't we even got to talk about my flavor at random? Well hang on, I want to get through the silly list, so we're in a... Oh, mate, you're squipping that whole bit, which was very stupid. I'll come back, I'll come back.

You have to admit it was where we do. I think it was absent-minded, okay. Maybe one of your points in the out of the 10 could be your five points. Or maybe you can just swipe the fuck up. Yeah, swipe the fuck up, man. Maybe you can just sweat the fuck up. Yeah, sweat the fuck up man. Maybe we can just sweat the fuck up. I'm fucking, let one who fucking knows about just getting one on run.

Well I'm just trying to fucking help you. You come there, oh I want to list this five silliest animals. God knows why. You want to do that. I'm trying to help you. And you come in here and you then attack me. I think you're being silly. I am. I am. I'm not actually...

I don't like this character. Number eight. We have no swirly in us to take it in there. No, he hasn't done nine yet. He hasn't done nine yet. He didn't get it in there. Did you just... Did you just...

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Please don't say he's silly. You're not silly. I'm silly, boy. I think you've got a violent undertone. And you upset me. No, this is true. I feel threatened by you. Silly boy, for fuck's sake.

Number 10 is a bit of an idea. Number 10 was man swipping on born nanople with nine is you number nine is silly explaining me growing back or explaining the quantum text growing a back growing back as praying so that was number nine you were demonstrating number nine was my

reducton's to it grow of number reducton's and number ss uh eight eight number eight was once I swore someone, it's blue, uh, sneeze. And then out of their nose came a big burger. And then the, and then the burger fell on the floor. And then a man swept on. Yeah, suppose that's pretty silly.

Yeah, that's a silly idea. Did you see that? Or are you saying that would be funny? No, I swore it happened. Did you really see it? You swear it happened. Because what have we been talking about, honestly, haven't we? It's okay if it's a made up story, that's very creative.

I swore it. Let's, if you didn't see it, and you'll be creative, that's okay. The issue is when you don't tell us when it's made up, if I didn't swear it, and I said I did, that would be shwy-wee. And I am not shwy-wee. Yet I'm the bad guy. This shot is scary, man.

If you fucking question, where will I am? Will we or not a Gwen? I will get a chisel and a whammer and I'll get your wetly and I will pick our part bit by with a bit. Sure you will, can't. And let me tell you that searing pain I hope, I hope it is sharp and painful enough that

for a moment I forget that you're the man doing it to me. I hate you, silly boy. Oh wow. What? My swirly, different days going by. That was being swirly. You've been listening to the Aunty Donna Podcast. Thanks for joining us for another rip episode brought to you by AntidonaClub.com.

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