Aunty Donna Podcast - The Best of 2023: Part 1

Episode Date: January 9, 2024

This week we start counting down the best of the Aunty Donna Podcast from 2023 as voted by YOU.  LINKS  Check out the latest Grouse House series 'Compulsory Entertainment' https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLqS09O_7fr09bylkeJwFBR_nUroD1A_Jl  Follow @theauntydonnagallery on Instagram https://bit.ly/auntydonna-ig   Become a Patreon supporter at http://auntydonnaclub.com/   CREDITS   Hosts: Broden Kelly, Zachary Ruane, & Mark Bonanno   Intro VO: Tom Zahariou  Producer: Lindsey Green Digital Producers: Nick Barrett and Jim Cruse Audio Imager: Mitch Calladine  Supervising Producer: Elise Cooper   Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh    Join The Aunty Donna Club: https://www.patreon.com/auntydonnaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A list-n-a-production. G'day legends and welcome to another Ripper episode of the Anti-Donna podcast. It's that time of year when the guys count down the top 10 episodes of 2023 as voted by you guys. Come back next week to find out who was voted number one. Remember, you can get access to bonus episodes and the video version of the podcast over at rncdonnaclub.com. It's that time of year again, folks. Oh, we're in it.

We're in it. Wow. Were you not ready? I was. You just like, you just, you just, what's the word like, phase shifted so quickly? You were just like, oh, I don't know. We were having a casual chat and then you were talking.

You can take some time. No, just the way you turned on the podcast energy was shocking, psychotic. Yeah, and we've actually been wanting to talk to you about that. Please. I mean, this is the best of episode part one. We've got a lot to get through. Look at that.

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she has cool, podcast abilities. I would not cast powers. Would not doubt that. If she put her mind to it, I think she could, she could achieve any. She's a really strong. One day she walked up to Andrew, up to and said, your mind, and he was like, well, sign me up. And he was, he was, and he did theater. I know he was in the middle of writing a play. When she did it, you belong to me. You please me.

You do my bidding. You please me now. And then that was the end. Yeah. Yeah. That's how they got together. It's an incredible story. Yeah, she was like, you You please mean now. And then that was the end. Yeah. That's how they got together. It's an incredible story. Yeah, she was like, you're my boyfriend now. He's like, all right.

Yeah, you didn't have much on from what I did. No, he was still, he had plays. Yeah, but like a Griffin theater. And it was, he was his benefit to be with Kate Blanchard because he had so much on. Yeah, he was busy. He already had so much on his play and then all of a sudden, well, now I'm in this relationship. Yeah. And she's doing a lot of the rings and I was right in the middle of a play.

And then all of a sudden his play is at STC and he's in charge. And he's the artistic director. He probably didn't want to do that either. She was probably like, you run STC, now Sydney Theatre Company is yours and mine. You adept, what was the one that went to New York? You had a garble. You adept head of garble right now. Anyone else?

Fuck, alright. I'll have them interupt to each other. Yeah, alright. Yeah, she's like, I imagine, well, I have to do a lot of the rigs. He's like, I want to ride a plane. I'll be my friend, I'll play you. should I'm off to do a lot of the rigs. He's like I'm gonna write a play Clean out the fucking laundry. Yeah, she wakes up in the morning and turns to Andrew and just goes power couple and he goes all right Fucking toast in the sink

Andrew upton I told you Andrew Optin, I told you. I was going to clean up the toast and say, sorry Kate. Shit, yeah. It's not done in a malicious way. That's how they love. It's their dynamic. She's like, we're a power couple. Yeah, yeah.

He's like, yeah. Yeah, it's not fair to judge a couple from the outside because you're not in it. No, you know. We can speculate. Yeah, when she turns the Andrew and goes, trim the fucking edges. And he goes, yeah, put down this play for a second. That's the dynamic. That's the

dynamic. That's how they love that's how they show the she walks in after shooting blue. Blue goon blue lagoon blue Valentine. Blue. Blue. Blue. Blue. Blue. Blue. Blue. Blue. Blue something. What do you yell in one? Woody blue moon blue moon blue something. What are you? Ellen one? Would he blue that blue? Too many up too many other blue titles of blue something blue or blue something blue. She's Jasmine Jasmine blue Jasmine She's done that she walks into she comes home, right? Like six at night she walks in just takes a moment. She goes shit everywhere She walks in, just takes a moment. She goes, SHIT EVERYWHERE!

WORK MY ASS OFF! An angel is like, oh, better clean up. Yeah, better tidy up. I was doing STC all day. I was doing STC all day. I was working on this, um, I was working on this adaptation of the Seek-L. Yeah.

Like, Andrew Chekov is going to start Jackie Weaver and I'll put my wife in it that probably get Hugo Weaver, but no, I'm going to clean up the den. I imagine they have a den. Imagine the hallways a bit like he's just kicked his shoes off and left him. Yeah, it's pretty neat. The house is pretty neat. They have a cleaner. They have a cleaner. She comes home after a day of shooting Blue Jasmine. I think that's funny.

You know, she likes it, a place for everything and it's in its place. And Andrew's a bit more like, oh, right, a play, or do STC, you know, and she's a bit more like, put your fucking shoes in the fucking shoe rack. Yeah, or I'll cut your call call. Oh my God. But that's how they love's just how they love.

And that is 2024. This is for what? And it is the time when we reflect. It's 2023. Oh God. Oh God, we talked about this, bro. What? When is it coming out?

This is the best of 2023. Yeah, but it's 2024. Oh. Like Triple J in late January. The 1999 Academy Awards? Well, that happened in 2000. And even if it's called the 2000 Awards, it's for the year in film. But this is coming out this year, is it not?

No, it's coming out. Then see, look at me. It's coming out in 2024. OK. I was coming out in 2024. It's coming out in 2024. My apologies. I have on two separate occasions in the last two weeks accidentally written or said 2003 instead of 2023 and I'm like I was like, you know, like that's a bad

getting older. I was like, no, that's like full fuck. Do you understand the difference between 2003 and 2023? Like, where do you think you are? I worry, I worry about like, when I wrote it down, the second one was more like a slip of the tongue. But the first one I wrote down in 2003, and I think I even engaged with the thought of it. I was like, oh, it's so easy to write to. To a three.

Remember when I was 90, and then I was like, oh no. We're not sitting here watching the Osborne's. I'm not in year eight. I, it's 2023. We're in a tumultuous time. I just, 2003 on the Juts. I feel like the last 20 years That's funny. I wasn't the attendant have a more

Levy you're in your 10. Yeah, you were a big bully in your 10 to me. It's scary you're 10 You were yeah, you know him. Oh I would have been a scary. I can't imagine having gone to high school and you being two years Isn't that weird me? It's really weird. You would have been year eight in 2003. 2003, I would have been 13, so what is that? Well you graduated in 2007. We graduated the same time. So you would have been in year eight and I know.

That is fucked. That's weird. Like, it's impressive for me that I'm in a comedy group with a guy near tent. Really cool. But for you, it's a bit sad. No, no, no, I see, because for me, I had the uni experience. I'm the cool one.

In the year 10. Oh, in the year 10, that's sad. Yeah, in high school to be like, my comedy partners are in, yeah, eight. That's fucking pathetic. I really quite like the idea of I'm near 11. And you're out of, you're like, you didn't do uni? Did you do TAFE straight out?

No, I did a short, I did a foundations and film and television at the Victoria Foundation. So you do a great foundation? That would have been cool. That would have been cool. No, cool for us. But then Mark was like, I'm in a comedy troupe with a couple of high schoolers.

Well, it was cool for me, because I was 18 doing at the foundations course and then all my friends were like 28 in that course. So I was hanging out with 20 and then I remember my girlfriend broke up with me and then I called one of them and was like, Oh man, can we like go out or something? And he was like 28 and he was like, I don't want to take an 18 year old who said he's hard broken out in the town. Very nice man, too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I understand, I wouldn't want to do that with a child.

Like, did that mean when I was born, you were able to drink? No, no, that's a huge... Like, milk from my mama, yeah, from my mama's... Milk from his mother's breast. Wait, did that when you're two? I don't know. I can't remember. I can't remember.

Sorry, I did get confused there. So two years. Two years, not 25 years, no. Sorry, I'm just still doing that. That's what I did. I did find out recently that I was an emergency C section and they never actually, I always knew I was an emergency C section.

Yeah, that's a big deal. No, I knew that, but they, what I always thought it was because my umbilical cord was blocked and I was suffocating to death. But what I found out, the doctors were very rude to my mum and they never actually told her what the reason was. And one of the reasons. The reason she was laughing too hard

at the umbilical brothers. Yeah, she may have been laughing at the umbilical brothers and they went, we gotta get him out of there because she's too funny. She is laughing so much. Oh, pop right out. Yeah. No, the reason is, well,

or like one of the highest possible reason is that I took a shit in my mom. So we're here today doing the best though. This is a compilation of the highlights of 2023. I nearly went into 2003. I think I need to go to a doctor. Genuine. This is.

All right. Can I be honest? Yeah. I'm going to be very honest. Last podcast session, you kept saying it was this year, 2024. I didn't realize that the podcast we were recording and then you were saying next year 2025, I went home and I Googled what year is it?

Because I got, I was like, I was going home and I was like, I almost messaged you, I was like, hey, why was that a bit that I missed? And then I was like, don't do that. And I Googled what year is it? When do you realize, well, clearly, you know, they wanna take Christmas off, we wanna take Christmas off as discussed.

Yes. We've recorded a bunch of Christmas podcasts. Yes. But it was during the Christmas podcasts, I think we were saying it's 2024. I think there was a mistake. We recorded a Christmas podcast and then a 2024 podcast. All right.

Just look at the color of the wall. Yeah, it's purple, it's normal year. Can I just say this is a little off topic. We have seen the comments that, you know, some people love when we bank and some people don't But I don't see any material effect on the podcast. We'll be back there It is there is what much just said about having a genuine worry about what year it was yeah Yeah, and this 20 minute discussion about what year it is gentlemen

Let me talk to you gentlemen about how we came to the top 10 for this year. Oh, yes So we went to our beautiful Patreons. And we asked them, we gave them all the podcast said, pick 17. Yes, but then, and they picked their favorite sections. And we got everyone to vote for their favorites for the top 10. Yes, out of the short list made by the people in the Unit on a club. Well, yeah, I guess that's, I guess that's the long short of the, yeah, suck the fun out of that. So the Patreons sort of, I mean, fucking hell, I was, I've been's the long short of the fun out of that. So the Patreon sort

of, I mean, I fucking hell, I was, I've been thinking about how I was going to express that for 20 minutes. Well, because you asked Lindsay before you said, how did this work and the door was open, I heard. Okay, all right. I hadn't. So it was, it was fun for me. For those who weren't listening, just then, so Patreon's picked their favorite bits from the year, and then we took the top, how many? 17. And then 17. And then all you beautiful people voted on it,

and now I have the 10 in front of me. Are we ready? So if you don't like what you hear here, then you go get on the Patreon. And let us get, and you gotta pay to play. You gotta pay to play. And let us know if you want us to do a podcast on the Patreon make you all. You got to pay to play. You got to pay to play. Let us know if you want us to do a podcast

about the seven shit reject ideas that you all hated. That no one voted for. They can do like the hottest 100 the next day when they do the 101 to 200. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll do that on double J. Yeah, and double J. We'll do the top 10 ideas from 2016. Oh, that's great. Is that what double J does? Yeah, they go like they'll do yeah 2000 and I'll probably do 2003

How are they gonna know what you how are they gonna know what was what's gonna be good in 10 years? No, because it's 2023. No 1993. Is that what I'm saying? It's not 1993. I'm more just confused. Okay, he's confused, boy. At number 10, can we do like a sting, like I'll do this and then sort of give it, number 10. Yeah, we could put a bit of that. We could put a bit of production at that.

What do we need to do though? To it. We'd like a bit of a fact, a bit of, yeah, just like to make go some reverb. But your voice, drop a pitch. Drop a pitch. What if we do it together? Yeah.

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You guys really good. You guys really good. You guys really good. You guys really good. You guys really good. You guys really good. You guys really good. Number 10. And then a little less song, go. Number 10. Okay, okay, beautiful. But number 10 with a good amount of votes, eight behind, seven behind number nine, I'll say, seven notes behind, is an interview.

And when we did this episode, all of us were sitting here going, sometimes we bring in a concept for an episode and we're like, this will find its way. Yes. 10 minutes in, we'll find it. This one we brought in two characters, that's two for the price of one, great comedy.

And then halfway through, we realized that they neither of the characters were really that funny. I think I know what one you're talking about. And you were the sort of straight guy, and you had nothing, and it's not your job to be funny. I think I know what one you're talking about. And you were the sort of straight guy and you had nothing and it's not your job to be funny. No. And there was a lot of pressure on me. I remember there being just even before it started being set overtly just a sense of, because I was asking very dry questions. And there was a sense of couldn't you ask a funny a question. And then it started being direct and I remember. It was a great burden to carry because there was no,

I couldn't take my character to funny. I remember just like about 15 minutes in when I was too late to stop and start again and do something else like the spoof boys or something. You're taking a big long drink of water as you're playing Paul McCartney and I'm playing Peter Jackson and you're going, I just don't think it's my job

to make this funny. It was very funny to me, I don't know. It was very real. It was very real, it was great. And the moment people are voted for, he's an attempt at a serious question about the Hobbit. So one of these great riffs that we did, here it is, sit back,

enjoy it in the car that you're driving to some sort of event. Or walking your dog. Yeah, but I listen to park cars. I picture someone in their car going, these are the best dogs I've probably better way to listen to it, my partner, who I'm trying to win over with this bullshit. And then they put it on,

they're trying to win them over with so far, the 20 minutes of what day it is, and you're shitting in your mother. And, but here it is. It's an episode is an interview with Paul McCartney and Peter Jackson. Peter, we just heard a little bit about the 10 contract deal.

It makes me think about the fact that there is a business to what we do, that, you know, it is a film business. Here it comes. Kilo Maudel-Toro was originally going to direct the Hobbit trilogy when he had to drop out just big due to the lawsuit stragging out the process. You did have to step in as a director and it's quite known from various sources that you didn't want to direct that film, but you had to do it in order to maintain the project as a producer.

I was wondering if you could talk through that and what process did you use or find in order to find that creative spark in a decision that was clearly led by business. I am so sorry about that. I had too many beans for lunch. Oh, excuse me, I did a fart as well. Well, the hobbit. Well, the hobbit. You're on the whole road.

Is he going to write that? He's going to direct it? Then he couldn't, and then I did it. And I, excuse me, I've just farted at my bottom. But I didn't want to do it. But then I thought, oh, fuck, I'll do it. And then I enjoyed it. But people didn't want to do it, but then I thought, oh fuck, I'll do it. And then I enjoyed it. But people didn't like it.

Because it wasn't necessarily, it wasn't needed. But it didn't need to be three films. No, it should have been one. Or none. What drove that decision to make it into three films? Oh, money. Oh, very frank answer. Mm-hmm. Pulse. Sorry, I'm kind of misleading on a toilet. I mean, that fart and poo came out of my bottle into the water of the toilet.

I'm pretty sure it was just a misunderstanding talking about that. Well, I have no boundaries. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I mean that fart and poo came out of my bottle into the water of the toilet. I appreciate it. It's not like talking about that.

Well, I have no boundaries. So I'm very happy. Is it part of your creativity to find that you can, that lack of the ability to just take shit and toilet? Is that what you can pick up a guitar and play right, get back like that? No. Is that what you can pick up a guitar and play right get back like that? No. Paul, there's been a lot of talk online and now in traditional media you're about to be funny. No, yeah, yeah, yeah, this will be very funny. You're about the nepot baby.

You're a daughter, famously, is a very established fashion designer. Which is not a established fashion designer. Which is not a Nepalese. Oh, sorry. Seems I've done a little far. I'm so sorry. I, I don't have it in me. To keep, we're dead big. That's a rotten get it.

I can't understand. Did you guys want to go to the shops? Oh yeah, I'd love to get some barbecue shapes. Yeah, I've checked the fridge. I'm all out of eggs. Check the fridge, you'm all out of eggs. Check the fridge, you're all out of eggs. I've checked the fridge and I'm all out of eggs and I need those eggs to inspire my lyrics.

Hmm. Well, I think you put on the side of this, look at the video for Holy Report, like that called Jazzy Music. You can put that just through it, like in little bits of it, just like it's cutting to shots of us, posing on a couch, like, you know those ones?

So for me, what I love is the little factoid. They always do little like, factoids in writing, and I, ah, ah, Grumb digs, you're in my, yeah,

and then my toast, that was in Penny Lane, was really, you've been talking about doing this character for years. No, not years. You're going to scramble eggsman, we've finally have it here, fantastic. I know, but I just thought it'd be a little bit of a just small running gag.

I mean, it was the pillar with which we held this podcast for 15 minutes. How did that feel, Mark? It sort of makes me question sort of a lot of choices about what just doubt my own ability. Listen, I'm getting the signal from the publicist now. I think I do have to wrap this up. Oh, sorry, sorry about that. Save the day, little toot.

I just want to thank you both. I've been a huge fan of your work. Since I was a child, I used to connect with my father over the music also. Thank you so much for coming on. It's a real honor. Move. And Peter, ever since I saw, ever since I saw Heavenly Creatures

at Sundance Film Festival, I've been a huge fan of your life. Oh, thank you, yes. Have you seen, they, oh, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, yes. Have you seen, they, oh, they, they shall not grow old. Yeah, what's about half of it on a plane? Peter, Paul. Good.

Thank you so much for joining us. The pleasure. Pleasure. Next week we'll be talking to Timothy Shalame. And Shalame. Shalame, Shalame. Next week we'll be talking to Timothy Shallame and Brendan Fraser about art, comedy and trauma. It's a powerful podcast. Join us next week on the Hollywood Reporter Podcast. Peter Paul, thank you so much. I'm gonna do it really good. A great clip.

Very good clip. I just wanna do a little teaser to keep him listening. After number nine, which you're about to talk about, I will be revealing what's in my shirt pocket. I can see weight. I can see weight in the bottom of it. Something is in my front pocket. We'll take a guess and then on the one hand. Yeah, after nine, you'll be guessing. And then after eight, I will be revealing

at what is in my front. So I can't guess now. No, no, we're going to guess in a bit. It's keeping them hooked. At number nine with seven more votes. Do we need to say it like big with the harmony? Yep. Number nine! That's pretty good. This is, well, this clip is fun fact, 30 seconds shorter than the last clip. The clip itself. Yeah.

This was voted. How was that fun? Well, I don't know. How's it fun? How is, how is getting your cock and closing a door on it fun? That's not for me. But I'm not gonna kink shame anyone. Yeah, like some people are in line. I know I would never do that.

I would never do that, no, no, no, no, no. But I'm just, you know. Some people are getting their balls crushed with high heels. It's episode, it's from episode talk back with Michelle Brazier. Do you remember this boy? He's a right at the start of the year. I do, I do remember this one. I remember this one distinctly.

I remember being like, oh, this is like, I remember feeling like, have you seen that movie? I can't remember the name of it. It was about sharks. Jaws. Meg. It was Jaws or the Meg. I would have remembered. Sharknado.

No, let me explain the film. It was advertised as like, it was this really low budget film about people floating in water getting eaten by sharks. And it was advertised as... As Jaws, man. That's Jaws. No, they were floating in the water.

It was shot on digital camera. And it was advertised as like the next Blair Witch project. What's the one with more fremen Freeman their legs and the deep deep nine on Deep water or deep water Deep blue sea with no that's a me like Jackson deep blue sea deep impact No, it's not that movie. You're thinking of great flip Maybe deep in there there are sharks coming to this country. I can't do a Morgan Freeman Yes, you're either a president. you're either an armageddon person

or you're a deep impact. Those two films, those two films at that time where the world is ending and we're all gonna die of, would it? They really affected Little Broden. Like upset me. Like, I remember that one going, everyone's fucking dying. Well, they came out the same time. They came out the same time.

They came out the same time. They came out the same time. They came out the same time. And people had to explain to me. It stuntes peak you. Yeah, and it was possibly, I was also just like, I think there was still a bit of vagueness, maybe about what killed the dinosaurs back then. And maybe it was a volcano.

And I just was very scared of volcanoes. I was like, what if this hill I live on is a volcano? And my parents had to be like, that's not how it works. I'm like, how does it work? And then they explain it very clearly. Well, that's a good thing. That's abuse. So number nine.

And it's the section Broden as a tiger and sexy Sandra, which we all love and remember. I don't remember it. Do not remember this at all. Beautiful James did lots of effects on voice, like we're on the phone, which I very much enjoyed. And I remember I was, I remember listening back and enjoying it. I should explain the film reference.

That movie is then floating in water afraid of dying like they're just having a movie. I know the movie. I'm having a movie in the one end. Shot in Australia? No, there is a movie similar to that. Yeah, there's a lot of, but this is pretty much the,

they go scuba diving at the start and then the movie is an hour and 10 minutes. They lose the boat, the boat disappears. Yeah, and they're floating, they're scubaing, and then they're floating in the water. I remember that podcast felt like that. I just felt like I was in choppy water, and we were just like, kicking our little eggs. And it's really nice to hear that people enjoyed it.

Seems to be, and that's right up there. Number nine. Here it is. Hello. Hi, I'm a tiger in the zoo. Oh, Mr. Tiger in the zoo. What zoo are you in? I'm in the Melbourne Zoo prowling around,

looking for my dinner. Oh, and what have you found with dinner in the past today? It's a leg of lamb. Oh, oh, that's very exciting. You cook that leg of lamb. No, he's raw. I like to cook mine on a webber. Do you have used a webber? No, no, look, Mr. Lipi, you can just refrain from using from naming actual brands.

Oh, really? Yeah, just while you're on it. Oh, I thought a webber was like a, is that what is that like, is that like a blue tack? You just say, because it has a blue tack thing happened with webber in my mind. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're a Kleenex. with Weber in my mind. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're a Kleenex or a Kleenex.

Different countries. Oh. Yeah. So you're just going to need to say small Bbq, okay? You use a small book. You know, I don't. I'm a tie. And where do you go at night? I go out.

I'm not turned on by trade. Are you? Yes. Are they? That's when I find my prey at its weakest. We got a fat check on that. We got a fat check on tigers and nocturnal. Ring ring, ring ring.

Stay on the line. Ring ring, ring ring. Oh wait, hello. Hello, help. I'm just, I am, I am, I am broken to the zoo and there's a tiger and he's out. He's, he's talking. What time of day is it? It's's talking. What time of day is it? What time of day is it?

It's nighttime. It's nighttime? Yeah, for me, it's night. What do you mean for you, it's night? I'm just calling ahead. Where do you go at night? At nighttime? Yeah, yeah.

All right, it's closed though, isn't it? It's usually closed, yeah, I'm breaking into the zoo. Do you work at the zoo? No, I don't work at the zoo. I don't work anywhere, I just went to the zoo. I just go to the zoo at night to feel something. I just got to need your help. Man, it's not now. Obviously it's the day now. Yeah. I'm just calling here for tonight when I break into the zoo and there's a tiger. He's talking. But it's night time.

Yeah, but I that's interesting. That's interesting. Ah, tiger's nocturnal. Yeah, I think so. I don't know. Can we get a fact check on that? Hey, yeah, hey Mr. Lippie. We've got a fact check for you. Yeah, yeah, they are nocturnal. This is a live situation. Oh, this is a live situation. Well, if the tiger says he's out, he's out. But it's 12 o'clock in the afternoon. No, Mr. Lippie. It's it's it's dead of night. Fuck. Mr. Lippie, you just blacked out for a bit. I think that's the most of. Well, I'm wearing a... What's your name, Michelle? Angela. Angela? Angela, we're gonna send you 10 boxes of ham.

Thanks, can you call a cop? No, I don't know, I don't know the numbers. You don't know any cops? I don't know the number. Make sure that ham gets here real quick. I just say ham. I'm in hand. I'm in hand. Hand Christian end to send hand Christian in the sand

Who's that? That's my dad Wow, I can't wait to gobble him up for tea He's on his way. I'm so sorry. We have a hang up Hang up button, I've pressed it. Am I still here? I'm not, I'm not. I'm not. And now you're gone, but why don't you introduce our next segment?

I'm gone, you just said I'm gone, but not in spirit. Great. We're next guest comes from the realm of cabaret. Please welcome sexy sand you are very saucy for a tiger what's your what do you do sing song do you like this I introduced some okay hello hello my name is sexy sandra

oh sexy sandra I'm a cabaret artist and a lamb who's missing a leg. And so, oh, really? Well, that's very interesting. I would have took that leg. Well, no, I'm not really, because we're all well-ready. Oh, it's a dangerous relationship with the tiger. They'll steal your leg, but the passionate sex is wonderful.

So you fucked the tiger? I fucked the tiger he ate my leg. Sex is Germany. I think, okay. Sex is Susan. Where do you go at night? Where do I go at night? I go to the cabaret clubs of Melbourne.

Mm-hmm. What's your favorite one? There's one in Carlton. Oh, my favorite spleen. Oh, yes. Yeah. Ring ring ring ring. Oh, hello.

Hello. It's Han Christian. I'm the sir where's my daughter? I could only see a lamb in a fringed outfit and I think the lamb's wearing a little bowl of hat and she's Yes, I am. By a tiger. As is my understanding, you're, yes, your daughter is at the zoo. She broke it, she's a criminal. Are you aware of the criminal activities of your daughter? Oh, yes, it goes back in the family.

It goes back in the family. It goes back. Yes. What goes back in the family? What do you mean by that? It goes back. It goes back. It goes back in the family. It goes back. by that? It goes back. It goes back. It goes back in the family.

It goes back. Crime. Crime. It goes back. Crime. It goes back. Crime goes back. It's back in the family. Sing about it.

Sandra? Crime goes back in the family. Crime goes back in the family. We figured it could. Is that an idiom I'm unaware of? There it was. And now has come the time for us to guess for our guesses for what is in Zack's shirt pocket.

All right. My guess, I think it's gonna be some sort of treat, but some sort of like minty like gum, gummy type, not gummy, gum, gumish, not gummy, gum. Gum-ish. Gum-ish. Like a chewing gum bubble gum. Or like an eclipse, a mint.

Okay. Some something like that, but not in a hard case, in a soft case. You've crossed your arms over it. Is that to conceal what it is? You're trying to know I'm trying to just like, keep it loose, you can't get shape. I'm giving a few hints by the visual. But I'm trying to just keep it loose, you can't get shape. I'm giving a few hints by the visual.

But I'm gonna say, crossing of my arms is unrelated. I'm gonna say a receipt of rolled up receipt. Oh, how many? Good guess. One or two. Why wasn't mine a good guess? Do you know what I'll say?

Do you know what I'll say? What? The answer is something between what you both said. The rapper of the empty rapper of chewing gum. Maybe it's yeah like yeah. Or I think you've gone the opposite there. Think of a treat wrapped in a receipt. I don't think it's that.

Unless it's like a bug you found on the ground. This is a true story. A treat wrapped in a receipt. Is it a grub wrapped in some sort of... It's not wrapped in a receipt and it's not gum. But when I hear a trait receipt, and I think, well, if you would have wrapped that trait in a receipt, it would somewhat resemble what's in my pocket.

That's insane. A number, a number. Number eight. Now this is a true story is, when our Netflix show came out, we burnt Christchurch on his very, very big podcast. The podcast very generously allowed us to come on and be a lovely, lovely chat. Yes. And we sort of remained in contact. And then when he was in town, we orchestrated a situation where we might be able to have an interview with him while he was in town.

That morning he lost his voice quite genuinely. He was performing at John Canerina, I think. And they were like, hey, we just can't do it. And we understand. I've had lost my voice. I've had troubles with my voice in the past. I would have to cancel a podcast. You go look after that voice, drinks know, I've had troubles with my voice in the past. I would have to cancel a podcast, you gotta look after that voice, drinks lots of water. You gotta be on that night.

It's funny to imagine, but Krussia just being like, mhm, mhm, mhm, mhm. Yeah, yeah, exactly. But so then we walked in and James, we love James, James, he was like, so I found this mic. All right mic and it had genuine ears on it. Yeah. And we went, well, this will, and you know what, this will probably do. Yeah. It was a great moment. This was one where I was like, I'm having a fun time.

Yes. But I don't know how the audience will take it. The episode is called The Untied on Experience, where you are a burp crusher. They took it great. Yeah. It was a real thrill. This was, this is, this is, it should be higher for me, IMA show. Yeah.

The, the, the, the people like is the, you can beep burp song, which is what we did for the last 10, 15 minutes as you, you can beep burp and you can beep burp and you can beep burp and you can beep burp. Oh, I don't remember that. It was very fucking funny. And then there's a bit we're like,

we're doing it, we're on board and then you're like, we stop. And then you're like, you could be burp. It's very funny. It's a very funny. It's one of my favorite ones of the year, 100% I loved it. You can be, because I'm saying you can be burp. And then you start to say you can be burp. And I'm like, you're saying it and you're like,

no, I'm not, I'm not. It was very funny. Let's see, let's see. Oh, good. The other one is memory. Yeah, I don't want to hear your reinterpretation of our funny, it is. Why don't we hear how funny it is right now?

This is a big jump in votes up from nine to eight, I'll say. But equal, there's an equal seventh. Wow. So these both equal seventh in a way Yeah, but it's in this order for some reason that I don't know. That's all right. Can I be bird? No, no, yes Yes, yes, he can by listening to the podcast When we release this podcast I will be bad Now you're getting it I think you're starting to get the hang of it. Okay.

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You can be perp and you can be perp and you can be perp and you can be perp and you can be perp and you can be perp. Now it's actually something wrong. I'm gonna look up. I think some of the mean Reddit comments have gotten to me. No, I don't worry. I think they're gonna hate this one. No, it's been being too this reddit. Don't worry about them. As soon as they see that they're burnt, everything will be fine. This is the thing, how can the listener get upset at us when they're burnt?

And burnt wouldn't get upset at us. Burts on the podcast! Birds of fan! Birds of fan! Bird is on the podcast! Hey, Bird. Wait, are you telling me, heat? This is your... are you...

Ha! Ha! Wait, are you telling... So, bring them up. Wait a second. Are you telling me that you are bird? Not me, I'm not. Now you are a bird. I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to you, but Sorry about this bird and you can be a bird

And you can be a bird and you can be a bird and you can be a bird and you can be a bird Not you're saying you're saying beeper. I'm'm just, I'm not, you're a fucking liar. I think it's recorded in these ears. Yeah, but in the very ears that sit in front of us. No, no, no, no, no. It's not recorded in the ears. It's just in the ears of burp. He's just in burp again.

Why are you saying burp? I'm not. I'm just, I... You're saying beep, burp. Instead of you can be bird, which is the song. I'm not! I'm just I... You're saying beeper burp instead of you can be burnt, which is the song. I'm not. Burp. I am saying beeper burp.

What are you saying in births you? Huh. You're just gonna have to become burp to find the out. You see, burp again! What happens if we listen to this podcast and become burnt? It'll stop once you stop listening. It will happen, won't it? Yeah, it'll be like, that's the time.

You only get like, much like in the Charlie Kaufman film, being John Malkovich. This is my question. When John Malkovich goes into John Malkovich. Oh, and he enters the Malkovich world. Yeah. If Bert listens to this podcast. What happens if Bert listens to this podcast? He'll die.

Or would it just be like he's on the podcast. Oh, hey, Bert. Apparently your camera is too hot And it's powered off So Bert, oh he went blind. Bert went blind Bert, um, we're so sorry that you went blind. That's all right. You don't care. Do you burp? Bert That's all right. You don't care. Do you burp? Burp? Oh yeah, for copyright, legal reasons. Yeah, we have to refer to you as burp.

Burp Christchurch. Can that be the name of the fuck up? Burp Christchurch. The antidotter experience where you are burp Christchurch. **Laughing** Oh, to the world of Archudonna. Where you will be Burp Christchurch. Let me check. Are you okay with that Burp?

Burp say nothing and act blind. That's true. If you're right, if you're good. Right? Good. In the Archudonna experience, you take the part of Burp Crusher and award winning American comedian with a number of Netflix specials.

Who has a shirt. And not to be confused with Burp. Burp Crusher. You want to say Burp? Did you know? No, I was going to say Crusherner. Did you know I always go to add an end? Well, that's Burp Crusherner is what you're thinking of did you know that burp

Krishna is inspired by real American comedian Bert Krasher Very good. That's great. That's a great app. Yeah great. Number seven was from a little month We had in the middle of the year. Oh wait, I should reveal my. Oh yeah, let's do it. Try it. Try it. Try it. Oh, we can do it in person.

Can we have both? Let's do it, but one after the other, I don't want them concurrent. All right, so let's do ours. Now let's do an edit it in one. Now let's do ours again. And it is a fentail. For those overseas, it's sort of like a small candy or lolly.

It's like a toffee, a chewable toffee with chocolate on the outside. It's more of a chocolate caramel. Okay. It's a chocolate caramel. It's a hard, quite a chewy caramel coated in chocolate. And then what's the wrapping? That's what the wrapping is always a who-am I and it's usually a celebrity. Should we do it? Yeah. And why did you get that from? And is it not somewhat akin to a

treat wrapped in a receipt? You know why? There's no proof of payment on that thing though. Like there's no, you could brought the notes when it count. The way you were saying it was like, it's not a treat. He's eating the fentail. It's close to a treat. He's decided,

whether it's not gum, I said. It's not gum. Where did you get the fentail? I'm a bowl out of a frano listener. Yeah, nice. I think those are my, I lost my skin a key And they recently made a new rule where podcast. Just couldn't get new skin

You heard about this Podcasts podcast is a not allowed Radio's allowed keys but podcast has got asked up well I every time I drove past jokingly like I sort of banned down the road from here And then I drove past in my brother and I said we we can go to triple M now if you want at midnight and I was like I probably could and that's a worry so it makes sense. It's because that behavior. I could go in a triple M.

It's like you ruined a burr rest. I could walk in a triple M right you know midnight and fucking put on. What would you put on? Do a leaper and then oh man that is fucking go great. What is it? Shit. Yeah that would burn the world down. Yeah. So number seven,

yeah. After this, I'll be doing my, who am I, who am I, quiz? I thought it was fun because pantails have been discontinued, have they not? I don't know, do you tell me how does it taste? Pretty sure, it tastes like good. I think it's got a long enough shelf life,

but I just thought that was really exciting. They must have gone, they must have gone, look, you know, we are the entertainment biz. We are the entertainment biz here at Lisner. Yeah. This is the entertainment lollie of choice. It's got entertainment facts on it. And when it was discontinued, I think they said,

get out there, buy as many bolt go, go to an office works, get a big bag of fantastic. That's a reallyued i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i We did a very special month. We did a month where we were. Boat month. We, podcasted. Guess what? From a boat. Nice. Nice. This is here.

Part two, it's called It's a Mutiny. Zach almost crashing the boat and a mutiny. I don't know how this clip plays out, but if you haven't listened to Boat Month, I think the context that is important is all through episode one, how much of a prick I was about, were you the boat, you were the captain? I was the captain, if I remember being the captain for most of the Seaward journey. For the start, you were the captain, yes.

I believe so. And I wanted to do a mutiny, I wanted the boat. So just to give you context, I was really quite a prick about Mark's captaining ability. If this is the clip I think it is, I think the context of how much of a prick I am will hold. Classic. And then Zach got to be captain. And this is, well, why don't we hear how it played out?

Now Zach, do you have a driver's license? No, I don't know how to drive a car It's the last time you used a wheel straight up baby boy It has the motor mark has the motor just pull it back if you're about to hit a car We're about to hit a boat not a car We're about to hit a boat. We're about to hit a boat. We're about to have contact and we've hit another boat Zach Zach Broden now this might be highly irregular. I would like to discuss mutiny. Yeah We're about to have contact. And we've hit another boat. Zank? Zank. Broden, now this might be highly irregular.

I would like to discuss mutiny. Yeah. But you talk of, no, you can't do that. What's the engine life? Is the engine two? You're not on? It's, yeah, the engine is not on currently, Captain. Captain, you need to put that engine on.

If you're just joining us, we're about to carine into a bridge. Into a bridge. This is so hard. I'm sorry. I'll use my foot muscles to fight off the bridge. Zach focus. Focus on. Someone please mute me.

So mute me mute me mute me. Go go Zach. Go mute me. Go go go go. Go go go. You get in the. I'm just fucking. So I'm making shoes on the boat.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Mutiny, get out. Mutiny, mutiny. This is a really bad idea. Mutiny, mutiny. It's all right, we're back. We are back with the Ancizana podcast. It's boat months.

What an awful way to start episode two. We almost immediately crashed into a breeze. Start episode two. And but it's all good. Mutiny. Jesus Christ. Mutiny has happened. I'd like that fucking hat, please, Zach. Zach is still wearing the captain's hat,

and Mark would like it back as soon as humanly possible. Oh my God. So if you're just, okay, so that was probably really awful to listen to. Let's just talk about what happened. We changed captain. Zach put the captain hat on. Well, I went to the bathroom, and when I came back from the bathroom,

Mutiny had been called and discussed and I had no say in the matter. I mean, I guess as a captain does. And then almost immediately, almost immediately from when we started recording was the moment Zach became captain. Within about two minutes we hit a boat. We hit a boat. They rode into us. Well, I would argue that the lovely Glaswegian girl from the company on a boat.

Right, thank you to Ona boat. Can we thank Ona boat? We can thank Ona boat. Thank you to Ona boat for giving us this opportunity. Well, you think they crashed into you. But yeah, I reckon that Sheezak has had a little more experience on a boat than you. Both in the company and on a natural boat. I want to be really clear here, I was joking.

I clearly it was my fault. I don't want to cast aspersions to the on a boat crew. And then after you hit the boat. Yeah immediately Carried into almost into a bridge. Yeah, we would have sunk the boat and killed us all Apart from I think we would have just swung to that barbacue area by the area No, we would have died and then we would have had the pay for the boat So we're just going past the Collingwood football club

Do you mind if I yell a few things at them? No, not at all. Yeah, and then and then and then I understand You're dogs! Pack of dogs! Well, don't yell at that nice woman on the scooter, Broden. Top fours are a fluke, you bastard! There's a lovely woman having a nice day on a scooter. The dog's gone, Broden was calling her a dog. I believe she's, she's back to a conversation. She's gotten over it, she's fine, but that did happen for just a moment. I just, uh, can I say,

can I say, can I say something? Can I say something? I just want to apologize to my crew members. Um, well, we're not your crew members. You're down. You, I let you down. Um, I thought, I thought I could drive a boat, even though I can't drive a car. And what did we learn today? Can I have another go? No. Can I have one more go?

Absolutely not. You've got it in the camera by the way. I was thrown because I was trying to get... Oh, absolutely not. I was thrown because I was trying to get under the bridge. Well, and you are more than welcome to try and call me. I didn't dock it on the other side. I called you.

I called you. Gruden, I'm starting to have serious doubts about Mark's decision-making abilities. Fuck you. I just see you should give me another go. I don't understand why you wouldn't give me another go. If you like to captain the boat. You may call Mutiny, and if all the semen on the boat agree

that mutiny should be called then yes I will forego the captain's talking like that it's been a bit performative just trying to be a bit funny but I can do it more casually yeah just call mutiny and then if you ever want the boat then I'm very happy to I just got to be it just took me a long time to figure it out once I was, I just never got it straight. Now that it's straight, I'd be all right.

Now that all the work's done. Yeah. I, yeah, I have seen what it is. Yeah, that's my point. You said that like it was a shot there. Now that you have figured it out, I would like to sit behind the wheel and feel like a real man.

Oh. And either was or wasn't the clip I was expecting it to be, we've elected not to listen to them today. I think we hold your fan tail facts off until after we throw to this one and then it can close us out for this episode. This is number six. Yeah, I think so. Keep listening.

You've got to listen through the good stuff. Here, who am I? This is this episode at number six with 10 more votes than the ones at number seven. Jesus, wow. Wow. How many votes is that though? He's being vague for a reason. I imagine it didn't get enough to.

Does everyone get one vote? Yeah. When the patron's voted, they would have voted for like every episode. Some just got fewer than others. Right. And then the list that everyone voted on that you put on Instagram. Every episode got like a couple of votes.

Oh, right. But these ones for the ones that got the most. Right. But how many times could someone vote? Just once. Mm, that's good. That's great. Well then that's good.

I can break the side. This episode blast off a space of adventure with Ben Russell, got 96 votes. Is that a favorite one? That's great. I'm going to say, I thought it would be fun to eat the fantile. And now I don't want to chew while we're talking, because it would be unpleasant to eat. So you've got a bit of fantile in your mouth? I've just got fantile in my mouth.

Suck, suck on the fantil. It's their fun to suck on. Yeah, actually you're right. I don't want to chew. I think that would be unpleasant for the listener, but I will suck. Numbers, I believe you're out on this one, Zach. It's Mark Broden and Ben.

Fine. The episode is drinking piss and gravity. The first time we had this blast-off character on I think you were on and you were off, but this time Ben was in and you were out. This is a ruined, bon-rou, but now I hope whichever one of them survived. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and that's kind of... And that was really nice actually to see my babies thrive. And that was really nice actually to see my babies thrive. You know, I was a part of the creation of these babies. So to see these babies live on while I was home sick or doing something else, it was a beautiful thing.

And here it is. You both think like really bad as well, just by the way. Both smell fucking terribly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The breast smells like piss and your body smells like B.O. And it's really full on. I'm like, I'm a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little And then the second one is because I die and I just don't know if I'm pissed. So that's the thing. And yeah, it starts to get through.

Because you're sweating, Peas. Yeah. Let me ask you something. Please, for the love of God, ask me a question. When you walk. Oh, no, not if it's about gravity. It's about gravity. You heard?

Yeah. Walking. Oh, one ticket to a movie. Thank you. Oh, I'll go to this seat that's marked for me. And there's someone looking, there's someone there at my seat. They look at me and they say, the theater is nearly empty. Just pick another seat and you're like, no, this is my assigned seating please. And they said, okay, no. We have a movie theater here.

We've only got four DVDs though. How do you take the news? Four DVDs. No, four DVDs. Four DVD movies, cinemas. There's one of those I went to Hobart. Are they on the right watch? 12Ds.

It's four D. 12D. 12D cinemas. What are the other dimensions? Have they been to Hobart? No. Hobart? No. Hobart's one.

That's one dimension. The next dimension is the flat dimension. The second dimension is the flat, but in the opposite direction, dimension. The third dimension is in out dimension. The fifth dimension is out, but in a different dimension. Dimension. Dimension. The second dimension is out, but in a different dimension. Dimension.

The second dimension is smell. The third dimension is sight. The fourth dimension is feeling. Water spraying in your face. The second one is being slightly vibrated. The third is sound from a different area. Sound from a different area. The third is temperature.

It's cold. How else do we take things in? If you wake up in the morning, you feel... If you wake up in the morning, you feel someone's connection. How are you taking that in? How am I taking it in?

If I wake up, I'd love to see. Do you think we should give you a, I'd love to see you. Good-based in sound. Mm wake up. I'd love to see. Do you think we should give you a, I'd love to see you good-baved in sound. Well, for that we're just going to have to go to the cinema room. Close your eyes. Now how would you close your eyes? How? With my, with my, no, walk us through. Walk us through what you're doing when you say, I'm going to close my eyes. My name is Mark. what you're doing when you say I'm going to close my eyes my name is Mark okay I go so the foot no so what is closing your eyes I lens shot no no it's closing your eyes is is it is working, working out, working, working. It is what is it?

Working it is. You know it. I know it. What is it? What do we think it is process? No, no peace. No, life stock. Open your eyes.

Lifting it up. And you can't do that when gravity is pushing you down. Why do you think of it? How do you I do. So why do you think of gravity? How do you think of it? Pushing. Push it up. I don't think. Pulling.

Pushing you. What do you think it is? I think is it equal to mass? Mm. Come down, come down. You need to do that. Okay, we just need to shake it off. I that. OK, we just need to shake it off. OK, we need to shake it off.

After this, we're going to give you a nice sound bar. And I'm not talking about one of your movies. I'm talking about us just bathing you in the sound. You won't be wet. Won't be dry. Not from sound. I'll probably dry. Would you like a glass of peace? I've got one on the go right now.

It is. And can I say, can I say, is the yellowest piece I have ever seen? It's, it's like, it's warm. That is steaming. Steaming peace. She gets it so hot. I'm going to look up the, um, the pantatone number so people can get an idea of well there's no time for European Christmas cakes what pantatone I always dry don't you think pantatone

and there it was now we love the bin rattle thank you we'll be back next week for the top five so make sure you come back next week. To close your tune in. Great choices by the way, everyone. The very fun moment. I love this walk down podcast, my lane. To close us out here is Zach Reading. Is it facts or jokes or fans? No, it's a who am I. It's always a who am I.

Yeah, let's do it. It's fan tales. It's tales for the fans of, well, let's find it. What is a fan tail? It's a kind of bird, I know that. Is it? It's like a hybrid of a pigeon where it's like those big white ones with big tails. Is it not called fan tails because it's tails for fans?

It's like here's the tail of a celebrity. A fan shaped tail or end, a domestic pigeon or a broad-tailed variety. So I imagine it's the way the image in the design of a fan tail. Tail is spelt as in, tell me a tail. But that's, well maybe that's, they've added that, yeah. Maybe it's a, they've added that. How does it spell?

It's, well, tail is T-A-I-L, that's T-A-L-T-E. Okay, it's a pun, it's a pun. Yeah, I reckon. That's what I've been trying that, I've been, don's T-A-L-E. It's a pun, it's a pun. So I reckon- That's what I've been trying that I've been- Don't blame us that you weren't articulate enough in your point. I was explaining this. Yeah, I get it.

I really did follow along, and that's why I've been saying what I'm saying. I got everything- It's the hybrid of a fan tale bird with the fan tale. Did you know- And it replicates it on the picture? Were you saying it? And it replicates it on the picture. Did you saying it was fan tail?

I believe they're called fan tails, because it's the idea of... No, no, no, no, no, no. So essentially what they're doing is tails, stories. Yeah, I know. But did you pick up on the pun element? Because I feel like together, it was you boys together.

No, no, no, I was explaining the pun. So you saw fan tail and he saw fan tail and then you came together. No, no, no, I was explaining the pun. So you saw fan tail and he saw fan tail and then you came together in a beautiful moment. No, no. So isn't it actually a beautiful thing of people working together? Not at all. And that's what it was. Join us next week. For our top five. You got to do the who I thought I'd leave it as a like a cliffhanger. No, I think at least read it out and then give our fans. There's enough cliffhangers next week with what's the top five? We'll give our fans a week to kind of like think about this who-on-line.

Okay, okay, okay. Right, yeah, yeah. And don't look it up, don't you? And then what we'll do without any context of anyone who tries to like, I'll give this show a listen, next week, the first word we say is the answer and then we move on. Yes. It's a tough one. You might need a week to think it through. And don't look it up. Don't look it up. And next week I'll have five more fan tales to do more home.

You're going to go to the desk and grab a handful of. I can't grab a handful. Why not? I think they're 5th, I think they're 5th, I think they're 5th, 5th and 6th. Oh yeah, they could enter. I will bash 5 to death. Imagine just like... Imagine we're doing a podcast 8 to 5 tell and in the background you just hear 5. We're like, where's my 5 tell?

I'd be scared, he's a big guy. That'd be great story to tell. So you guys aren't guessing. Well I'm gonna read the full who am I. And then next week we'll reveal the... Alright, okay, good. Born in California in 1956 Who am I keep going are there's more he has star starred in the films saving private Ryan the Davinci code and captain

I know I know I know I know I know we agreed I'm so hard not to say I know I. He has won two Oscars after playing Forest Gump and Andrew Beckett in Philadelphia. I know who it is. I know, God. In his Oscar acceptance speech for 1993's Philadelphia, he thanked a gay teacher, which led to the plot of the movie in and out. Yes. Fun fact.

Oh. He was also the voice of Woody in Pixar's Toy Story. Oh, it's the... Oh, I thought that was... I know it was him. Yeah. 2012 saw him portray six different characters in the masterpiece, Cloud Atlas.

2013 saw him make his Broadway debut in Lucky Man. Now, that is a tough one. We're all gonna have a week to think about it. I knew it almost immediately. Next week, find out who am I. You've been listening to the Aunty Donna podcast. Thanks for joining us for another rip-apisode brought to you by Aunty Donna Club.com.

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