Aunty Donna Podcast - The Best of 2023: Part 2

Episode Date: January 16, 2024

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A list nap production. G'day legends and welcome to another RIP episode of the Anti-Donna podcast. This week the guys finished counting down the top 10 episodes from 2023. Will your favourite episode come out on top? Stick around to find out and come back next week to hear brand new episodes. Remember, you can get access to bonus episodes and the video version of the podcast over at rtdonnaclub.com. Remember, you can get access to bonus episodes and the video version of the podcast over at rtdonnaclub.com.

And welcome to episode whatever, the top five best doves from 2023, even though we're in 2024. Can I ask you, Broden, do you think this episode is the top five, or do you think it's the top 10 part two? I think we've done this before. I feel like we've done this before. I have no, I can't back it up. What was my options? Top 10 part two or top five? Well, because you called it top five and I thought that's... What do you call the previous episode? Top five. Top 10.

Six. Top. Top. You call it top 10. Top 10, top 10. Top 10, top 10, top 10, part one. This one. Top five.

What about top 10, part one? This one's top five. Oh. What about top 10, part one? And this one's top five, top 10, part two. Yeah, I'm saying like top five is big and then a little, or what about this? This one's called top five. Right this down, Lindsey. For top five, a top 10 film or a top 10, Sarah. Top five, part two of the top 10 counting down top. I feel like you need like top 10, part one, top five to 10,

or top 10 to six, top 10 to six, top five, and then top five, top 10, part two, top five to one. Or just top five. It says it in the top five. So if you do top 10, part one, what about top 10? Top 10, right, is the name of the first one. And then it like it, it's revealed at the end and June, it's revealed in the closing credits that it's part one. So it's like top 10, and then we only get five in,

and then it's like part one right in the credits. Imagine this credit, we don't have to do it for real. And then for this one, it's top five, and it's a part of, we have like an opening scroll because it's a part of the top 10 universe. You know what I'm saying? So like, I think that's pretty clear. I think we can move on.

There was some great episodes voted on, and people love it. Well, shall we start with number five? Number five. You left me. You were going deeper. Number five. So, at number five,

starring our good mate on a wolf. On a wolf. Well, for me, it's on a wolf. Like, on a wolf, on a wolf. Yeah. On a wolf, prays it, prays B to the wolf. And prays B to on a wolf. Yeah.

On a wolf. On a wolf. On a wolf. On a wolf. On a wolf. On a wolf. Yeah, on a wolf on a wolf on a wolf on a wolf on a wolf on a on a that's her next from hot department great comedy duo the pun that we've just said doesn't look in an American accent on her on her on her wolf wolf on her it would be more like on her wolf on her on her wolf on her on her on her wolf. Honour, honor. It's good to do the top five because it's like you were saying last week in the top 10,

get helps to do something accessible to get the people on board. Yes. Honour, honor. It's from the episode 10 Ruth in brackets shed with on A wolf. And it's the end of the episode, I believe. It's called Broden Singing Nickelback.

I have no memory of this. Yeah, I don't remember much either. We just, you know, the Ten Roof Shade is something that is very close to all of our hearts because it is based upon us going to drama school in the late 2000s. Close to 2003. Close to 2003.

Did we go to drama school than now. Well I hope I hope on day I get in. You went you went you went you got a letter. Are you guys excited for um are you guys excited for a lot of the rings the return of the king the epic finale I'm excited for the ring star and like 9-11 and what he's got to say. Yeah, I wonder what went on there really. Yeah, Michael Moore is going to tell me. I just can't wait to find out what happens to Neo and Trinity and his friends. In the revolution. Yeah. Well, that works kind of for 2003, but also in 2021, to wish. Yeah.

So I got, I got like a little bit more, because the fan tales they just chopped them off. I can't just play. Yeah. He is. Tim Roofshed though, is like all of our drama school stories. And when we get back, you'll hear half of a what movie am I? Check it out.

Lauren, you need to seduce me one more time. Do that thing. You always do. Put out that nick, put that nickel on your thigh and make it, make it dance. Nickel. I want to lick that nickel up, Lauren. I want to see what's inside your nickel, your body. I want to put that nickel inside you and pretend that I'm I'm a tiny coin your coin purse Maureen I'm gonna lift you up and I'm gonna haul you through the streets. I'm gonna put pebbles and nickels inside you Never made it as a wise man Couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing that's how my parents man That's how they made me loving in a sense they made me. I used to hear them fuck.

They hear foring night. But I don't fuck. I make love. The first time I fucked someone, rather the first time someone fucked me. They told me the blow inside them. I did. But I wanted it back. I wanted it back.

I ain't never killed a dog. But I've certainly thought about it. Walking down the streets of London, generations of pain and anger, I see that dog smirking at me. And I think, why not? Why not commit the violence that I have known through my life? Why not take this dog and teach it a lesson or two? But I didn't.

Because I will break this cycle. My father killed dogs. He's father killed dogs, but I will not kill dogs. I walk into a pub and he offers me a point of beer. Here goes sad. I take the beer, I drink it, then I contemplate. It would be so easy to kill that dog, I think. But I dare not say it, even in the rough company I see before me.

Come on, sad. What is it to boo, I ask? What is it to boo, I ask? What is it to boo? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. What do you mean? I could kill a coin.

Can I? Yeah, I could not kill a dog. What? What is it to boo? I don't know what you've to boo. To boo. To boo. To boo.

My friend, he chimes in from the back of the bar. What is he? He's heard me say to boo the bar. What is he yelling at? To boo he says. Are we talking about taboos? To booze. To booze.

To booze. To booze. Why society? To booze. Why does society say that I cannot kill a dog? To booze. Yet I can take millions, billions of dollars. Like the bank took from me.

I was a working class man. And the bank took all my money and not one day a prison for none of them. Anarchy. Danger. Fear. Google. New years's 2004. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha My life has changed for the better and going into this new year. I

Have to tell you yeah, I slept with Marie and Five seconds to midnight You slept with Marie and Ten seconds. I didn't mean to how'd you do it? With my penis 20 seconds how many how many times did it go in? From count? Yeah. 30 seconds. From memory? Yeah. 37, 38.

10. How long did it last? Nine. Nine. What did her pussy, what did her wet, can't smell like on your deep, deep fingers? It smelled like I was free. What did her wet, can't smell like on your fingers? It smelled like I was free. What did her wet, can't smell like on your deep, deep fingers? It smelled like I was free.

What did her wet cunt smell like on your fingers? Deep inside her. Well, it smelled like I wasn't holding back for the first time. What did your cunt smell like as it hit the floor? Has it hit the floor of your betrayal? What did your wet cunt and your cummy cunt smell like? To ripping on the carpet like a wet rag in the middle of the night. It smells like...

Ding dong midnight. Very funny, bro. Very funny. Very funny singing. Thank you. So now I'm going to do what movie am I? Unfortunately, it doesn't have the answer. It's chopped off at the bottom. So we might have to get it. So we'll never know. We might have to.

We will never know the answer. Okay, what movie am I? Directed by Randall Clyser in 1978, it is a musical film about teen love in the 50s. It's California 1959 and Danny Zuko and Australian Sandy Olsen are in love. It stars John Travolta and Olivia Newton John Newton and that's the end of all. Well, never fucking know. You can't. You'll never know what that

movie was. I'm glad it's been fucking discontinued because you can't do that to people. Yeah, you just hope that that question is somewhere in that in the back. If they're in Fantails and they thank God, this might be why they've been discontinued because they never, it's either put one or fucking put two. Like the beating heart under the floorboards of that egg-grabbed, egg-grabbed, egg-grabbed, egg-grabbed, egg-grabbed. I will be driven insane by that half a question. It's great. Number four. This climbing out 112 votes is their favorite month.

Jesus. Fat rating. part one. Oh So it didn't get better No, I imagine it would have dramatically dropped off pretty quickly. I think we did three episodes. Did we fart rating? That's too many. I think it's perfect. It's a lot. It's a lot The section is the cliffhanger fart Do you guys remember this? No.

No, many of them. Those remember Farts and we rated the Farts. Let's find out which fart got to number four. My favorite was two. Hang on, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, twoart means an oscillating fart or four fart two. The second fart we played or fart two. No.

Fart two is four fart two. Wet loose whole fart with a sharp fade out. It's slight home improvement style up tick. That's four fart two. That's four fart two. That's four fart two. Which sounds like this. That was four fart two.

Wet loose whole fart with a sharp fade out and slight home improvement style up for four fuck through with wet. Oh, I can change it. I just don't know. I don't care. I think we will come across ones where we go that's where and we'll regret later. Do you think this is throwing to us?

Because there's wetter. There's there's ways to do you think it's not wet? I think they call it wet as a stretch. I'll just call it loose hole fart with a sharp failure. But then you're also just talking about two fart, two fart cartoon low buzz fart times two, which is like this. Classic. That's my favorite. That's your favorite.

That's your favorite? Well, I can't go past an augment of the oscillating fart pair. Which is, was that, was that, was that, was that two fart cartoon low buzz fart times two? Yes, I'm, it's saying it's your favorite before we've heard all of them is of the four. Wild of the four. So far.

Okay, great. Because I just feel like you're going to come to regret that later. I'm not. Because I want to let you know that it will be my full favorite. All right, good. It's just the most interesting of the four. I won't let you pick another favorite. I think three and four are good.

It's like, you're going to like five and two. Better far than this is the best one. We're more likely to use that. I won't fucking take that. If you then later on you hear one, you're like, actually, that's my favorite. But the ones that we've heard, are you gonna hold me again something I never said? I might.

But I never said it. I said, that's my favorite of the four. That's the one that is more interesting comes along. So, bear, we'll find out in part two. We'll see you next week on this podcast where we might do this or another one might come out. Did we want to go out with a fart? Yeah, let's do a cliff hang up. Let's go. And then yeah, what are we going to call that?

That's great. I'm happy to also, I'm happy to just keep rolling in part two if that's cool with you. Not when you say, do you mean episode two of... Oh, no. You mean episode two because you're not talking about three five two. I'm not. Should we go out with this far and then we'll come back with a yes, yes, okay. So we'll leave you on this one, which will be the starting discussion in part two.

I'm just going to tell it's called far three. Oh, I was going to go out on the last one on the list. Oh, okay, but it's up to you guys. Oh, okay, no, do you want to go? Why would you do the last one on the list, Oscar? I just But it's up to you guys. Oh, okay. No, I would you do the last one on the list, Oscar? I just felt for a little bit. Easy, easy, easy. So Oscar's prep today.

He's got a funny fart. All right. So we'll end on that and we'll see you. Wait, we'll be playing it. We'll see. It's going to play and then we're not going to talk. So we're going to end on very confusing. We're going to get this to the cliffhanger mark.

This is the Netflix 10, 15 seconds. You know, you know, you know, you hear this fart and then we're going to hear thoughts, opinions in the next episode, part two. And here it is, we'll see you next week. God, I didn't need that. I watched my life. I didn't need that. Wow. There it was. Number three. You're just pushing a parallel ahead. Well, there's an answer at the, yeah, there's a third one.

I just want to hear the, yeah. Frontman of coffee company in espresso is advertising. George Clooney. Answer. George Clooney. It's incredible. Maybe they've done the Fantile questions so that if it does cut off, you can pass. George Clooney. Answer. George Clooney. It's incredible. Maybe they've done the Fantile questions

so that if it does cut off, you can probably figure it out. Yeah, the most obscure fact in Tom Hanks' who am I is in the middle, which is rare for who am I usually at such a time. Probably a lot of thought put to it because they would have got complains as well, I want to be able to play it,

but I can't because you cut it off. I fully believe that there would have been more than one person that would have written a letter or an email to Fantaille complaining about that without question at number three and We're getting close now. We're cloned. There's 140 votes for this one. People people thought this was their favorite this This one that we were in here one day and we went in when you went, sometimes we prep ideas and sometimes we go this. And this one was one of those, maybe, maybe where this. I can't wait to find out what it is. I have no idea. I'm very excited. We weren't. I guess. Yeah. It's got to be when he had Jordan Peterson on.

Who's he? Are you doing? He's not Joe Rogan. We're not talking about Joe. Joe, is it just $1.00 a month, Chris? Yes. Okay. Okay, that makes a lot more sense now.

Yeah. I was like, well, we're really killing this list. Yeah. We're doing really well. I don't know if I haven't seen the whole list, but I don't think I'd other podcasts get on to me. Okay, sure. Oh, that makes a lot more sense. I thought we were doing really well.

I thought it was all podcast. No. You're an Oath sometimes. At number three, we walked in and we said, maybe we're just kittens. Oh, yeah. And then what started was. We said. I think it was me. And I think you're repainting history here. You had been insisting on kittens for weeks. Oh that's true maybe.

You're like I think we should do a kittens bug car every day you came in you're like kittens it's going to be great. Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow me mio, mio, mio, mio, mio, mio, mio. Yeah, and so, but then what happened about 10 minutes and we little did we know that we were opening the vortex to a world of sci-fi and timeout. Oh, was this the first time out episode? Timeout part one. Yeah, right.

A couple of naughty kittens timeout part one. Wow, wow. And then the section that made it in is 140 people's favorite moment of the year was the cat mexuit and entering the timeouts. Great, great choice. I love to take cat. I, the whole I remember is Zach and I not being quite on board with how the mexuit was constructed and where the sort of kitten sat.

I think that's, yeah. And that's probably what it's gonna be. I don't know if that's this bit, but let's find out right now. Now I have three heads. Yeah. Then yeah, he said. Yeah.

Oh, shut up you. He said, no, I'll talk. He said. And then the kittens, slam their mech cat. Oh, Mom, I'm gonna slam my, sorry, I was narrating. I'm gonna slam my mech cat hands on the ground and make rocks full from the top to crush the dog. Mark said.

And then, and now the mech, the big human mech suits, unavailable to us and they've and they've been destroyed. Mark said It's then that as dog died Mark's actually the three mexuits completely foreign Following the pile of rubble and then they blew up and then the three mexuits three cats blew up No, the three mexuits. No, the three mexuits. Oh my god. I said the three mexuits No, the three mexos. No, the three mexos. Oh my god. I said the three mexos. I said the three mexos. But then I said the three cats. So that means the three mexos. But then I said the three mexos after that. But that means the three mexos and the three cats in the

other. You're right. Sorry. Let's go back. No, we can't go back. Oh, the cats came back together. Mark said as did the mexos. What would you do that? The mexos blew up again? And they can't be gone back to the shrapnel the shrapnel from the um Yeah, the mexu's shut up the shrapnel from the mexu's killed the three kids which they stopped my Kill him Zack said Zack broke sex thought for a moment and then I said, Zach, Zach thought for a moment and then, I'm good at whatever.

I think I'm going for a moment. No, I wouldn't. No, whatever. No, no, no, no, look man. No, I'll do whatever you want. No, no, no, no, look, it's his thing. This is what's hard because this is what happened. And so this is it.

We can't change history. You can't go back and get Hitler into art school. It's like you can't. Can you put through the music in? We're just gonna get that music back on. Then the three cats went back in time and put Hitler in art school. And World War II didn't happen.

And things were really good. Scientific progress. Jack said. Just went a little bit different. It was a little slower to be honest, because the nuclear bomb is awful as it was did lead to a lot of development and stuff like the MRI and all of that.

But pause with his hands. Can I time it? Tell me what's the second. I know you said it was semantics. Tell me what. If Brody is just gonna be doing Zach said, Mark said, that's the point. That, well, I feel like a narrator C. No, to me. I don't take this from me.

I do not take lead. I think you either need to take charge. Do you not take lead, narrator, from me? Prove to me that you're a narrator A. Prove to me. Prove to me. And I would take it off. Prove to me. Because at the moment, you're acting a real narrator C.

Broden thought for a moment about how he would turn. Oh, he's gone so mad out with the narration. Oh, no. For a moment how he could turn these two men, these two stubborn bearded men, away from their thoughts that Broden should be narrating. Time out, time out, time out. Time out from the time out.

Should we play music for that? Yes. Yeah. Right. So, I need to just stop that. The bit, the layer of this improv, where we were... This is the double primary. Yeah, yeah.

Well, we would disagree about what to do. Should it have a narration? I feel like that was, in in my mind set in the real world That was like I have a real conversation. Yeah, but now with narration That's like also a side of sort of story Yeah, no, like and I completely understand I'm not narrating here though on this level I'm not narrating no said Broden incredulously. No shit Zack's doing narration on level 3 to double A. Mark realized in this moment just how confusing this podcast might get and in an effort to maybe

Move backwards a little bit. He declared Meow they heard Off in the studio in the corner was the three kittens. I'm out Come on man get on board. Come on man. Get on board, come on. The kids are here. I just need, well they're not here, they're there. Yeah. They're in level three now.

No, we're level four. I believe this is level four. Yeah, you've got the kittens. So you got the kittens though, can we get this? No, I'm not running down. No, you've got a Mark and Zach and Brode and sort of arguing about what, the meck discussion level. Yeah, the story where we should go. Then you've got the next level,

which is we're not, we're just actually having a genuine conversation about whether we're disagreeing or not, which is also being narrated. And the kittens from the first one or so in this one. Yes. As the boys time travel, the boys pointed and used their fingers. And this is for gesticulating where we're just talking about, is level four where we're just talking about,

are you guys excited for level five? Yeah, I'm so excited. I will build to that. Here's my question. Do we have to go, can we go from level five to level one? Or do we have to go through four, three, two, yeah, to get there? And also, and this is a full ripoff of inception, right? The bottom of my face.

Everything is really, you know, whenever you do live. It was a ripoff of the matrix. Matrix was a ripoff of the ghost in the shower, which was a ripoff of I don't know. That's where I'm not the jam. And they're all a ripoff of the accidental tourist with William Hurt. And in a lot of ways, they're all a ripoff of I don't know, that's where my knowledge ended. And they're all rip off of the accidental tourist with William Hurt. And in a lot of ways, they're all a ripoff of Plato's cave.

Time out. And I don't know, I still don't know, because I didn't listen to the clip. Yeah, listen. No, we're just powering through. You should have listened, man, man, bro, listen. Did you walk bit wasn't? Yeah, you know. At number number two I

remember this one very vividly very vividly I'm spinning the thing on my chair I don't know if you can hear that dear listener but Zaka spinning a thing on his chair it feels funny to not have another fan tail. Do you want to go get one? Well, how about we... You go get one, we'll fill. Can you get one for the group? Can you get three, please? You reckon you'll get one for the group without one, but I'll see yours.

I'll get two fan tails. So one fan tail for Mark. Yes. And one fan tail for me. Yes. Get a third for the table. I'm going to get a third for the table. You don't have to have it. You don't have to have it. There's no pressure. Yeah. Go for me. Yes, get a third for the table. I'm going to get a third for the table. You don't have to have it.

There's no pressure. Yeah, go for it. But no chewing of fan tails over. No, I'm going to suck on mine. No, that's full on. All right, I'm going to go to get the fan tails. You guys can introduce and do number two. Oh, yeah, cool. But do let me know when I get back. This one is also a good one for Zach as well. We just talked about bringing your night in immediately versus one we prepped and this one I remember thinking it would be cool to do an episode that's about hot tips to survive year 12. Oh, yes And Zach came in as a as the study penguin. Yeah, and you came in. I think we just rift. I have no idea I remember the impetus. I remember the thought, and I thought that was a cool idea, but I do not remember the execution.

The section is called Penguin has no authority to give advice to year 12. Mark Wags School to have sex with his girlfriend. Oh, did I really talk about that? Imagine the shit you've said on this podcast over 400 episodes. Oh God, I've revealed so much, but the thing is,

dear listener, you don't know what's real or not. This was real. I also wag, can I go through the reasons I wag school? Yeah, please. It's Mark's top. How many? I don't know, I'm gonna think.

I didn't wag too much. Let's say three. We count up. All right. One was six with my girlfriend. Yeah. Yeah. I was in the year 10 at the time. Yeah, I was in year 12. Yeah. And it was very exciting. I lost my virginity that year and you know, it was all very exciting. What classes did you wag? Do you remember? I definitely unequivocally would have been a maths day because nothing made me feel stupider than maths. I was not allowed to sit next to my friend. I was put into the corner during

my maths class because I was, my friend now is a police officer who works for the Australian Federal Police. Smart guy. But I was like, you know, that, you know, the Bart Simpson diagram in terms of grades that sink into the vortex, you know. I was literally that in maths class. You almost ruined his life. Yeah, and no one went, hey, maybe we should check in on Mark's mental health.

Yeah. See if there's anything going on in there. Do you think school is for everyone? No. Great. Zach's walked back in, but I want to hear the other reasons why you wag school. Took a day off to watch Batman begins.

Oh. Oh. Do you remember it June 17th? I was so fucking excited. Did you love it? Oh man. Fucking 17 year old Mark. Did you have a director at the time?

Favorite fucking character. Thank you so much. I'm about to suck on a fan tale over here. Zach's brought back three. Oh, fan tale? No, thank you. Sabot for later. I could not believe that somehow over in Hollywood,

a machine I had no idea how that all that shit worked. Cameras? That cameras, but just decision making had made your favorite. I had no idea how my favorite fucking comic book character and my favorite director at the time had somehow come together to make like a version of Batman that was like holy shit. In retrospect, it was probably closer to what you would end up doing as a career.

You should have waged school. Absolutely. And now at that point put a fan tell in his mouth, I will be sucking. I'm sorry. No, I'm not trying. I'm he's just enjoying it. But very delicious. And what I'm saying to the kids who are might be at high school now is the thing you're passionate about, whether it's Batman or Jack in it or. Did you just do a bit of the episode?

No, we're just talking about hot tips to survive the year 12. Do you remember doing that? I knew I just started as a penguin and then it became sort of an old man of unfulfilled sort of journey from... He's still the penguin. He's still a penguin. I just gave him some depth.

Yeah, he was a penguin from like a working class rural area. He was like hard to shock him. Yeah. You just, it's why I kept it in my mouth. I was so ch... We'll take it. We'll take it.

Here's that episode at number two and we'll be back with number one. Penguin, uh, Penguins mate for life. Yeah. Um, is it actually that hard to find a mate in the Antarctica as a penguin when you're surrounded by penguins? Well, I tell you what, finding a mate for life isn't nearly as hard as managing all the stresses of year 12. It can certainly feel like your making choices that are going to affect the rest of your life. And you've been through year 12?

Yeah, no I'm a penguin. I'm a cartoon penguin. So what gives you the authority? I'm a cartoon penguin. So what gives you the author? Oh. Selection kids about their experiences going through you 12 when you haven't done it yourself. You guys are here for the experience. I'm here to boil it down to find catchy ideas, you know what I mean?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, it cuts through. Yeah, yeah. I thought a Sid Million Hollywood, the living. Yeah. But what right do you have to stand in front of us and say, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, different to like, yeah, I get it. Yeah, yeah, I got it. Yeah, by the life advice to give and my mom got a lot of help from the church. I We were wrong and we apologize. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Get a trade. I was a smart kid. I was gonna be an engineer

It's like a 55 year old penguin who grew up in like I'm gonna be an engineer and I had to become a mechanic Yeah, right. I wanted to do you 12. But now you're helping you 12s out now. Yeah. Yeah, now you're imparting your wisdom of your task. But apparently I don't have the right to get a new one. Move on, no, no, no.

I was just, it was confusing because it just felt like you'd lived our life of our penguin. Yeah. Not, not like, because that's, there's a lot of human stuff going on there. Yeah, you're just a penguin who moves on. I forget penguins. Penguins don't experience loss and grief. Yeah, that's not what I'm saying, but what we are saying What we are guys are we all penguins look the same

No, what we are saying is that you 12 is tough. Sure. Oh, so is tough But you 12 can be tough. And you're 12 can be easy. Stop, you're sorry. You're 12 is the hardest and best year of your whole life. Being an adult sucks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's the last time when you feel like you're an adult.

But you're 12 is important because it decides where you're going to do the rest of your life. And the thing is, is that the decisions that you make now will echo and be a part of your life for all the rest of your life. Whoa, whoa, whoa! I'm slipping and sliding at all over the ice. It can feel really hard to stand up straight and get my balance when I'm slipping on ice.

Let me give you a hot tip for your mass exam. Studying for your mass exam, making your cheat sheet can be hard. So do what I did for your mass exam, making your cheat sheet can be hard. So do what I did. Ask a friend to borrow their cheat sheet and then just copy it. But don't actually take in any of the information. Then get into the exam. Look at the cheat sheet, realize, I don't know what the fuck this says or what's on it. And then get a D plus. Yeah. Nice. Do the highlight a bit though. Right, it helps you remember different things. So yellow means, it doesn't matter.

Sometimes I put a little song in my head. One plus one equals two. Two plus two equals three. Three plus four equals five. Eight plus eight equals 12. Eight plus seven. That's how I retain it. Great information.

It makes it sequence. That's how I remember. And that's how I retain it right And that's how I got a great score on my general math exam Gee did you know the penguins love to sing every penguin has their own song And plus four equals nine plus 12 equals eight Cool Equals 11 Wow Freeze I know you 12 can be hard because you're learning different things and Your dicks always are because you're so horny You got wet you got wet push. Yeah, you got wet pushing more

That doesn't matter because you 12 is the best year of your life. Take it out. You're self-in-enjoyed. Just making sure that that take out wasn't going somewhere. And in it, in it, in it, in it, in it, in it. Don't eat too much food. I'm not comfortable talking. Take it with greasy food.

Yeah. Too much greasy food will not affect your brain. You need good brain food like broccoli and carrots. Yeah. Too much greasy food will not affect your brain. You need good brain food, like broccoli and carrots. Yeah. And don't stomp. Don't wag to go fuck your girlfriend or your boyfriend. Don't do it. I mean, unless you don't care.

Like me. I swag all the time to fuck my girlfriend. Ha ha ha. I used to wag all the time to fuck my girlfriend. Oh, you can be in there too. I'll be with you. What do I think of that? I just think, you know, we come a long way. We come a long way, you know. I'm not a particularly bad tip. Study tips, study tips.

Study tips. The amount of days I put my spare clothes in my backpack, said, Mom, see, I'm gushing the bus to go to school. Would go to this train station, oil, it's a wherever station, get changed, meet my girlfriend at the bus station, go home and fuck her. We're so mean, I can't even tell you. I didn't care about my education,

but you still figured it out and got into a cool uni. Three years after, as I entered entered and as a mature age student, because that's the thing they didn't tell you. If you've just waited a couple years, that doesn't fucking matter what your score was. Are you telling me that let you into that place where you have to pay 20 grand a year? Yeah, yes they do.

Cool, but what about your peas? What? And your cues. No, your peas, your driver's license. Oh, you're peas, you drive his license. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I can't drive, sir. Too much.

That's right. They are a lot. That's why I don't want one. And that's why they're being discontinued. Because if I, they're not like a lolly that I go, I'm gonna have heaps of it. I like them I like that I like that they take them that you can suck on them, you know over time. I chew it It takes a while to put in my tanker. Yeah, you don't chew of me suck and

Oh, it's so sweet Salty bird need these I'm glad they're gone. I love them They're my fave. Oh no, I'm so glad they go on. There's here. I'm glad that you're going to be here. I'm glad that you're going to be here. I'm glad that you're going to be here. I'm glad that you're going to be here. I'm glad that you're going to be here. I'm glad that you're going to be here. I'm glad that you're going to be here.

I'm glad that you're going to be here. I'm glad that you're going to be here. I'm glad that you're going to be here. I'm glad that you're going to be here. I'm glad that you're going to be here. I'm glad that you're going to be here. I'm glad that you're going to be here. I'm glad that you're going to be here. I'm glad that you're going to be here. I'm liked that episode. I was just talking while you're away about the idea of ones we just think of in the moment versus ones with a bit of prep and there's some that are a bit of variations. There it is, both. We even did a couple this year where we prepared

nothing and I had a lot of fun with them. You know, so a good mix. Folks, it's taken us two weeks, we are now at number one, the one that... And three, who am I? And oh, Jesus, how are we gonna do? All right, let's do them who am I? All right.

I'll do it real quick. Yes. I'm really struggling over here. Yeah, you... You hate fan tails. I don't think I'll like them. You can just spit it out into the cup. That's done.

Well done. Well done, congratulations. Oh, yuck! And you're happy that discontinued? It leaves such a fail taste in my mouth. I think as a humanity, we don't, congratulations. Oh, yuck. And you're happy that discontinued. It leaves such a fail taste in my mouth. I think as a humanity, we don't like change. Core in ourselves, we don't like change. We yearn for change and we must have change

and we will change. But when we hear, even, but when change happens, we are adverse to it unless we put some thought into it. As a society. One thing I'll say to Fantales credit, I think in this day and age, in this time of TikToks and instant gratification, we don't think of a chocolate caramel as something to be savored and sucked upon. That's more of a sugar lolly.

What's TikTok got to do with that? TikTok, you get 10 seconds every hour. It means it gets much better. This is too much for the new generation. A fan tale is too much. You can suck on a sugar lolly, sure. But even that's not, you know, that's going out of style. No, if someone crunches into a lolly

like a hard combo, I don't make me feel sick. Yeah, you don't, and a fan tale, even though it's chocolate and caramel is more in that category. It's a puppet in your mouth, let it stay for so long. That is made me feel so sick. Because you had to chew it. You felt the need to chew it, because we were on air.

You had to chow it down. But all the chow down, got a chow. There meant to be, there meant to be enjoyed alongside facts and guess who's as well. That's for the lead. That's true. I think of Fantiles as the bus trip, you know, or a long car ride. Give us a guess who.

And I'm going to actually play this time. Okay. And you're going to jump in. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Okay. There are a group of four men who have their own children's television.

The Wiggles. Yeah. Nice. All right. Next one is. Going again. Oh, this one's tarf act. Got to have that. That's true. This one's tarf act. Got it for the hatred.

This one's tarf. No, it's going to be really easy. The British series of spy films... Games Bond. Yeah. Fucking Jesus Christ. I am special. Welcome. You are.

I know that you just mentioned James Bond. Who am I? Born in Texas in 1981, she was the lead of the group, Destiny's Child, beyond saving all of them. Oh, well, I've got some bad news for you boys. Beyonce, no, we'll never know. Oh, it was cut off. This one's cut off right at the bottom. Shit.

So this person was the lead of Destiny's Child. They were a foxy clear patcher and gold member and they were in dream girls. That's Beyonce, that is absolutely insane. They had a character called Sasha Feece as a child with Jay-Z. Beyonce, called Blue Ivy Carter. We will never know. That's Beyoncé. There's a lot of talks in the group. That it could be Beyoncé, but because it's cut off at the bottom, we'll never know. I think you can take all those facts and then put them to hate.

I think it's Bey say as well, but. Before we go to number one, Lindsay, would you be able to give us a few notable mentions who were just outside the top 10? The most number 11 was boat week, part one. Wasn't boat week, oh boat week, the first boat week. The first boat week.

The boat weeks were because there was multiple boat weeks, they probably spread their votes. But I thought part three where Mark is drunk and abusive is great. I genuinely thought I was great content. You're maybe a bit affectionate abuse, you know, like three in the morning drunk. I'm fucking on to the fan title. To the fan title, you took both? Yeah, I was always a sucker.

Jesus Christ. What else was the notable mention? Number 12 was Valentine's Day with Mr. Sexy. Oh, Mr. Sexy. We should do a Mr. Sexy. A little bit. And then you must forgive, like he has two family. And number 13 was Funny Mums and Dads with Alyssa Limparis.

Oh, yes. Beautiful. A little listen. By the way, I've been made into the top it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it.

I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it.

I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. Like a nine oh my god get my mom here because I got to go

Number 14 what was there before I even I was 14 was the standing episode no, I love the standing episode I'm not famously Accused I just lean on Brodon of leaning. That's right, and I wasn't or I was you were leaning, but the let's not Sorry But let's not you know Whether you were leaning or not was never in question You were 100% were leaning fair to say is is leaning standing that's fair That's the As you were leaning as the head of your defense Broden I have to tell you straight up. I never once I was was like, okay, this is open and shut, you were leaning. All I can do here is say that leaning is still changed.

Someone died. We're just trying to figure out whether it was first degree or manslaughter. You know, this was a real like take it to the Supreme Court kind. Yeah, I don't think we have time today. But at number one. Number one. And this is going to be of no surprise to those who've been with us all year. And if you have been with us all year, thank you so much. We love you.

I cannot fucking even imagine what this is going to be. I can't. No genuinely. You don't know. I can't wait to find out. I'd go and I'll go. Genuinely? No.

I've got it right here. I'll go. The audience will go. Well. Well, how many people voted for it? 205. Well, those 200 and 5 will go well, but everyone else will be like, fucking, are you serious? I think it's our longest clip. At 611. Jesus. 611. That's so long. Oh my god. That brings up a lot of questions for me. Wow. That brings up a lot of questions for me. Wow.

It is. The episode is called... Silly Boy. Oh really? That's a confession. Of course. I don't know if I love Silly Boy. Could this be an episode we're doing in the future? Is that cast Fentals in his mouth? Two Fentals in his mouth.

Ah, I bet you're not supposed to be able to do that. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.

I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that. I'm not of, I'm available for an issue, best of. No, no, didn't get a word of that. No, he's saying, our next year's best of, of these best of's, eligible for next year's best of's. No, but is this bit?

Eligible for next year's best of, eligible for best of. I feel like I've been pushing for that most of the years. I wanna get one of these best of intros into the best of. This is all based on fan, yeah, why don't we do a best of best of? Oh, I think is I can either finished one fan or he's evolved or he's evolved like a pelican.

I'm supposed to get into it. I'm supposed to. I'm a down into a scene. Is it on the roof of your mouth? Then I can then put next to my teeth. Okay, great. It's discussed. The episode, the section is called silly boy confessing. for your mouth. Then I can then put next to my teeth. Okay, great. It's discussed. The section is called silly boy confessing. Well, I won't, well, what will happen now?

Here it is. If you're just joining us, we're here with silly boy and he's got a confession. So I realized I was shan't back to the pod quests a couple of times and After I you know Drift off to them I

Mass you get Sometimes I guess on the priority after I do that. It's just for quality. Yeah, you need joke off to our podcast Just for quality. Yeah, he's not that's not crazy. Just for quality. It's fine to joke off to our podcast. Just for quality. You know, that's not crazy. Just for quality. It's fine to joke off while you're, but you just don't say that shit man, it's not silly. Just for quality. Yeah, go on please. Because I bring quality to my mind.

And I realized something that I was drawing. Because like I said, I can point out when things are silly. Things are silly. When things, I can point out when pink's a silly. Pink's a silly. When pink's. I can point out when pink's a silly. Things. Which? TH2P. TH2P.

It's pink's a silly. It probably points a sway. Well, the iPhone perfectly is spilling on. It's spilling on. Perfectly pined. So F is now pink. TH is pink. F is pink.

You're being very... You're being very... No, you're being very schwerely. No, I'm just trying to find continuity. Continuity. First time you've turned T H into P. I think I'm in one piece. Can I tell you something, man? He's always had your back.

I thought for you in meetings, he's always had your back and you are losing him now. I just want clarity on con T H to P and then F to P. What? She will disorganize into part of my question. Well, I might be great. Good. Even one way is wing at pointing out when people are being swirly. I've always swear that, well, I'm not swirly. You said you're not silly. But I've realized something. Yeah, here we go. I've realized that's where we boy.

Yeah, it's can boy at times. Silly, yeah. Shut. Pfft. Pwoden. Pwoden. I'm sorry. You're just dragging it out.

You're dragging it out. Well, it's hard. Which is silly. It's by the way. By the way, and that ties into my quenflation. Don't start again. Don't start again. I imagine the confession is that he's silly.

He's realized that he's silly. Is that what you've realized? I'm not quite in question. Don't start again. Don't start again. Don't start again. I imagine the confession is that he's silly. He's realized that he's silly. Is that where you've realized after you jerked off? Oh, God. To the south, to our voices. You realized in a moment of clarity that you are not just pointing out things

as silly that you are silly. We're gonna cut to an ab break silly boy has realized he's silly well We'll say we'll see what is confession. Oh, okay sure sure sure sure sure sure we're back and silly boy joins us and silly boy has a silly confession well I Wanted to sway I wanted to come on here to sway I wanted to sway, I wanted to come on here to sway some things and hopefully bury that, bury the act shit. Well, you're pretty, well I'm swirly, I'm swirly boy, I'm swirly boy and that means sometimes

I will do swirly, silly swings that are very swirly, and I've realized that while I'm good at pointing out things that are swirly, and when people are being swirly, and when you're burdened being swirly, and when Jack is being swirly, and if people on the swirly are being swirly, and when Joe Rogan is being swirly, which I did, I really was being so swirly the whole time. He's a swirly, a man I've ever met.

Joe Rogan is, yes, Now, and your point is? My point is that from from time to time, swirly boy. Please don't, please. What I washed my twain of four. What was I swaying? Yeah, the confession of my... Before I had a confession, I was a little apologize. I shouldn't have been rude.

No, I understand it. I was getting a little frustrated, I think you were. Why are you frustrated? What's your confession? Well, it makes you frustrated. I want to talk about it with you. What? I would...

I believe in bearing the hatchet as well, silly boy. I have been in the past rude... Pronance, that's it. Yes, sure. the hatchet as well silly boy. I have been in the past rude pronounced at shit Yes, sure the atchette sure. I've been rude to you in the past You know, it's not easy. Yep, and I it's not easy to keep a quammon here and Talk about where we don't have to talk about You don't have to come on. Yeah talk about swirly things and You know come Yeah, you don't have to come on. Talk about swirly things and, you know, come,

come fresh something, it's not wavy. And you're, and you're making it very hard. And, what? Quad. You're making it very hard. I don't know what it is. Can I say something, silly boy? Me.

I'm still oscillating. I feel sick sometimes. What do you wash up at? You are making me laugh in a way that you haven't before. There are moments to joy here. And I think there's a path for you. I think there's moments to join. What, it's like a soldier in World War II

in the trenches and next week's dead for any looks ever and sees a flower, you know? Yeah, it's short, but I really like the at-chat thing. Yeah. The other one is fun to push it into a place. I still find the sexual stuff and the infantilization quite sickening. But, but, but... What sexual?

I think at your core there, what sexual... I think there's three more sexual... What sexual... What sexual? Jerking off. That's where the sexual... That's where the sexual...

That's where we... I don't want to get... Blew, Blew. Relief. You're welcome to Jericho. If anyone listening right now is jerking off to silly boy, you're welcome to do that. I just don't need to know. It's probably, it wasn't a sexual thing.

It was just, I have blue ball. I don't have an issue with the jerking off. I have an issue with you coming into my space and telling me, Jericho. Well, I'm just very one-est. Antsweeper. And there it was. And there it was. And there it was.

Oh, great. Yeah, best of all. And here's the greatest thing I've thought. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Well, it's a thank you to that. It's starting you. It's 205 masochists who just.

Yeah. And thank you to everyone who voted. There were widespread of people voting across what would have been 52 or so episodes. Yeah. And if you want wanna have your vote, if you think what a crocker shit, none of those were my favorite.

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You gotta pay the plate. You gotta pay the plate. You gotta pay it to play I'm going to pay it to play it. You're going to pay the plate. You're going to pay it to play it. You're going to pay it to play it. You're going to pay it to play it. You're going to pay it to play it. You're going to pay it to play it. You're going to pay it to play it.

You're going to pay it to play it. You're going to pay it to play it. I've seen a seer messenger. I was thinking for being with this all year. What a journey we've been on. It's gotten worse. It was all right for a little bit. Now it's gone now. It's gone way glider into one. Do I have to tell? And Zach and we appreciate all have a great break. It's in we're in January now. So I hope you had a good break, but you know, if you're still on break, that's good. If you're back at work, that's good too. But we'll see you next week with a fresh hot new one that you can vote on at the end of this year.

I've armed here. I'm so happy. have a lot of all of the boys so much. I love it so much too. We're very excited for next year. This year. This year, we're not going to bank a single podcast this year because we know that people don't like it when we bank. And I think what we'll look forward to is making a song with Tom Armstrong.

Songs are higher. We're gonna do that. Michelle's coming in after this. Yes, we're gonna do KK, which will be fun. No, we've already done that, man. Have we? We'll see you next week. You've been listening to the Aunty Donna podcast.

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