Aunty Donna Podcast - The Best of Party Quirks

Episode Date: May 31, 2024

To celebrate season two of The Most Upsetting Guessing Game In The World we take a trip down memory lane to remember Party Quirks past.  Check out the full episodes these clips are from: Broden's is Party Quirks 7 https://pod.fo/e/11e858  Mark's is Party Quirks 9 https://pod.fo/e/13c0ea  Zach's is Party Quirks 6 https://pod.fo/e/11307e  LINKS  Watch The Most Upsetting Guessing Game In The World on the Grouse House YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLqS09O_7fr09oNKhe-bKQiCoJ30BmsDi9  Follow @theauntydonnagallery on Instagram https://bit.ly/auntydonna-ig   Become a Patreon supporter at http://auntydonnaclub.com/   CREDITS   Hosts: Broden Kelly, Zachary Ruane, & Mark Bonanno  Producer: Lindsey Green Digital Producers: Nick Barrett, Jim Cruse & Tanya Zerek Audio Imager: Mitch Calladine  Supervising Producer: Elise Cooper   Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh Join The Aunty Donna Club: https://www.patreon.com/auntydonnaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A listener production. It's party quirk, it's a party game, everyone has a quirk. But we make it fucked. Don't be mean. This is fucking unfair. This is gonna suck. Whoever's guessing is never happy at the end of this. No, they never have a good time.

The person guessing never ever has a good time. It's really become more of a warm up and more of a game of torture. Well here we are. A special bonus episode on the Aunty Donna feed. Yeah fun, interesting, little bit of fun episode. Yeah. And now it's happened on a day when we don't record them. So what's happened is Mark is currently on a vow of silence.

Aren't you Mark? He is. Mark is sitting here, but he is not talking. He didn't explain to us that that would be the case until we got here, but that's okay. Because I would have said, don't worry about it. Just don't come in because there's absolutely no benefit to you being here recording a podcast if you're not going to talk. And his face has the realization of someone who's going to do that.

Broden, tell me a little bit about what we're doing today on this fun little bonus podcast. Well, I called you in at 6 a.m. on a Saturday to do this. And I must say I'm not a morning person and I'm mad at you about that. Yeah, and I'm sorry, but this is just what I thought would be the most productive time for me. Yes, I get it. And I have a me first thing. I was on a plane with my daughter over the Andes

and it lost cabin pressure. Either that mask or my fucking face immediately. Mmm... And I was like, oh shit, I got a daughter by that time. Is this a film plot? Um, it's more that, you know, that allegory that people talk about of the idea of when you have children, the mask on you first... Mmm...

to protect before your children, even though you have the mentality of protect your children first. To protect your child, you first must put the mask on your own mouth. I'm not a morning person is all I'm saying. Yeah, and I'm sorry it's probably a little too early. Yeah. But we're here to answer your question. We're here and you know what, I'm excited. I'll have the whole day ahead of me. We'll wrap this up and I'll have the whole day. I'll be able to watch the Saturday morning cartoons. Yeah, I don't know if they do that anymore. It's mostly now kind of self-funded camping shows where like someone's gone, give us half an hour of TV time and I'll

find the ad space. So it's a lot of like an old couple getting a caravan and then they'll get like a barbecue that they've got, you know, thanks to barbecues galore and then thanks to Karcher high pressure we can clean our car and like a lot of that. Sounds like a great half hour of television. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's pretty ad heavy. Yeah. Anyway, we're here today because we wanted to celebrate the arrival of season two of the most upsetting guessing game on the Grouse House YouTube channel. Now I want you to imagine, Broden, that I am just a silly little girl from Memphis, Tennessee. I've never heard of Auntie

Donna. I've never heard of a most upsetting guessing game. I've never heard of... Don't go too far. Don't go too far. The microwave oven. All right. All right. Cool.

What's your name? Those are the three things I've never heard of. My name's Sally Dawkins. Hi Sally. And I say not like the actress Sally Hawkins. Okay. I wasn't going to say that you were like the actress Sally Hawkins. Okay. I wasn't going to say that you were like the actress Sally Hawkins. Well, a lot of people say that to me down Tennessee way.

There she is. Hi, Sally Dawkins. Well, hi there, Broden Kelly. Do you believe in evolution? Well, I just think that the eye is such a brilliantly designed machine. Okay, great. So yeah, yeah. Okay.

So you've got a bit of Richard Dawkins about you. Oh, no, opposite of that. Opposite. Oh, the eye. Okay, great. So yeah, yeah, okay. So you've got a bit of Richard Dawkins about you. Oh no, opposite of that. Opposite. Oh, the eye. Okay. I thought you were talking about more the South. I didn't think of the Dawkins thing. That's interesting. A Dawkins. Anyway, Sally, firstly, how you cooking your meals? I cook them in a big, I do the, I love a peanut butter jelly, banana and bacon sandwich. How do you warm the bacon? I cook that in a griddle. Great. I don't think we need to touch on any other... I think griddle's great for a bacon thing.

Yeah. So I don't think I need to touch on that thing. Do you know... So do you like comedy? I love comedy. What kind? I love all kinds of comedy. I love the variety hours on television. That'll do. That'll do. So like, yeah, I'm from an Australian group who do that. Oh, Australia. Called Aunty Donna. We do alternative comedy.

Okay. Great so far. Now, often we will have lean cuisines and jokes like that about things like that. Oh, okay. Sure. I don't know. Lean cuisine. We don't even need to go into that. What's a lean cuisine?

It goes in the microwave. It's a quick meal. Well, I've never heard of that. Yeah. So. Is that some sort of small surfer? No. Microwave.

Yeah. Something for a tiny little surfing boy? No, no, no. It's nuclear, it's nuclear waves of nuclear, it took the energy. Oh, I'm familiar with that, yeah. Yeah, so it's taken the science behind that and put it into your food. So they use the sort of... I don't really know. They use those electromagnetic waves to jiggle them electrodes and make your food hot?

Yes. Well that sounds like science fiction to me. Okay, so that group that I'm from have a game called the most upsetting guessing game. You know Party Quirks on Who's Line? Oh sure, yeah I love Who's Line. Great, they know that game Party Quirks? Yeah, sure. We do that but fucked.

Well I love that game. That's that they do lots of improv with a simple little hint. You do the simple hint? No we do it hard. Let me tell you if you're ever in Tennessee I can get you to Graceland. I'll show you the whole town. Elvis is dead. Oh well that's what they say. I think I've seen him a few times. That was a thing wasn't it? Mm-hmm. That's what they say. I think I've seen him a few times. That was a thing, wasn't it? That's cool. Elvis is not dead. Elvis is not dead.

He died of a heart attack, I believe, or his heart just failed. Well, yeah, he put on a lot of weight. He wasn't a well man. From all accounts, he would get a full loaf of bread, carve out the middle, peanut butter, jelly, bacon. Well, that's my specialty. Oh, is that what you were talking about? That's what I was doing. I was doing Memphis, yeah. Well, it all came full circle.

So, what we're doing today, Sally, is when we're highlighting three of our favorite characters from the history of us doing party quirks on this podcast over the, we've done it now, I would say 10 or so times. Wow. And so, what we've got here is three bowls that we're going to pick out some of our favorite, we'll pick at random. Is it favorites or random? Well, I think there, if you're picking them at random, it's random and that's maybe part of the joke or something. Yeah, okay.

Let's pick three at random. So I've got a Mark bowl, a Zach bowl, that Mark, I'll do yours because you're not talking, and a Broden Bowl. Well, which one are you? I'm Broden. And Mark's the one not talking. Well, I'll just do this Z-Fella. And what I put, yeah, yeah, and I'll pull out for Broden.

I'll pull out for Broden. I know, I... Well, you got to pull out for Broden. Don't want him to get pregnant. That's exactly right. Now the character for Broden that we're going to highlight today and throw to... It ain't premarital if you pull out. Is Broden, yeah.

Is Broden, you're the character of Broden being played by Kirsten Stewart in a biopic and you're doing a really good job, but she doesn't have the X factor. You can see time as a fourth dimension. You can see past, present, future. You can see the movement of time as a dimension, but you can't explain it to him because you don't think of it as time or use the word time or any word starting with a T.

Now I had blocked this from my memory in all ways, Shaq. Do you remember this? Well, no, I'm a simple lady from Tennessee and I think you have it on good authority that Zachary wouldn't remember that anyway. Yeah of course yeah so no one remembers let's all remember it together now as we throw to Broden's character. Broden you are you're Broden right but you're the character of Broden in a bio-pic.

But you're being played by a good actor who doesn't have the charisma or X factor of you. I'm thinking like, remember Marilyn when, what's her name? Heath Ledges X played Marilyn Monroe or or you know so you are you are a serious actor playing Broden or Nicole Kidman as Lucy as yet Lucille Ball or what's his name as what's his name what's his name as what's his name the guy with that kills people with a cow poker. In the same movie. In the Amazon movie. Who's the guy?

You know the guy that kills people with a cow? Javier Bardem. Just playing a sexy... Like it's like they've chosen the least sexy Latino in the world. So okay, so I'm... Do you know what actor I am? I'm a big band man. I play in the big band. I am sexy.

Yeah. Yeah, you are Broden, but you're being performed by Kirsten Stewart. Kirsten Stewart. Because she's playing Princess Diane at the moment. She's in a similar position. But you're doing a really good job. Yeah. But... Like, it's a really good, a really good, you know what I'm saying? He doesn't, there's no way of showing it.

It's a little bit affectation-y. That's, that's where you're gonna say it's like, wow, that's really good. They're capturing all the stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I gotcha. But you're never Kristen Stewart. Right. And that's it? And that's it? Oh, no. One more layer, which is you can see space. You can see time.

You can see time in the way that you and I see the three dimensions. You can see the fourth dimension. It's not that you can see all things at once. Time is the fourth dimension? Yeah. It's not that you can see all things at once. It's not that you can see the past, present and future.

You can see the movement of time as though it's a dimension. You can see the path of time. Right. So you see space time, you see time. As if I were on a highway watching trees go by, that is time and I can see that. Or as though, you know, for a two dimensional image to a three dimensional image, that the difference between, you know, for a two dimensional image to a three dimensional image,

that the difference between, you know, if you showed a square a cube, it wouldn't understand it. You know, if you showed a man that lived in a square a cube, he wouldn't get it, right? He would see that cube like slices of an apple as time. He would see it as, but you don't see time like that. You see time as the fourth dimension. You see it like a physical thing. As it relates to. You don't see it as movement. You see time as the fourth dimension. You see it like a physical thing.

As it relates to... You don't see it as movement. You see it as a solid thing. Easy. Right? But you can't explain that to him. Okay. Because you don't even think of it as time. Yep.

Because you don't use the word time. Or the letter T. Or the letter T. I'm Broden being played by Kirsten Stewart. She's doing a great job apart from the odd occasional affectation. She just doesn't have the X factor. Yeah, okay. And then under that, I see time as the fourth dimension and I can't say time and I can't say T. The letter T. At all ever? Just words starting with T.

Oh yum. You can't say any words starting with T. Love it. Alright, I'll ring Mark. Or P or Q or L, no I'm joking. Well welcome to my party. I hold sophisticated affairs for my friends and family. Soirees, some of you may say.

Today my guests will be an eclectic mix of people who work in the arts and other areas of the... Fuck off! I'm not done! Other areas of the industries that excite me. Maybe even some people in neuroscience a couple of nurses all kinds of ah I believe my guests are arriving now. I was just helping you not because he wasn't fucking answering Hello, Mike. How are you? Oh, I'm very well. Thank you Broden Kelly. That's me as I live and breathe.

Ah well, please come in. Please help yourself to maybe a biscotti or a crumpet. I also have Doritos. Oh I love Doritos. Do you know as a child I ate Doritos every day. At Viewbank College. Now I'm an adult and I love making comedy. And what else do you love?

Do you love the footy? I love footy and I love making comedy. And what else do you love? Do you love the footy? I love footy and going to the gym. And you love being an actor don't you? I love it so much. Sorry what was that? How much do you love it? I love it so much. Oh alright.

Okay. Hey I want to start a comedy group with you guys. Oh right. Okay so the year is 2010. I see that. Oh fuck. I can see that. I see it.

So Broden Kelly, who is experiencing seeing through time. I am Broden Kelly. You can, you're the, cause you're the idea of Broden Kelly. I am Broden Kelly. Because you're the idea. I'm Broden Kelly. You're the essence of Broden Kelly, and you can see through time, and every now and then you have an English accent. That is a time, that is, I see it.

The essence of Broden Kelly, who is experiencing all of time at one. I'm Broden Kelly. Yeah, and Kelly yeah yeah but you're not you're experiencing all of time at one time you're experiencing all the time now you're transcending time you think I hear you yeah I know I see you yes you do well I specifically said it's- Well I specifically said it's not that. I specifically said it's more complicated than that. Because I knew he'd go with that because we do that sometimes. How would I otherwise express-

Oh good. Oh good, we're in for a fucking show tonight. One. Yes. Two. Three. Four. The fourth dimension. Fourth dimensional time.

The fourth, oh are you in the bookcase? No. You're not in the interstellar. On-road and killin'. I love that movie but my movie's gonna be even better. Your movie? Yeah. So you're in the fourth dimension?

No. No. When you watch a movie. It's about starting a group. Can I ask you a question? And running around and shh. So there's a biopic, so you're a biopic You're the idea of Broden Kelly's biopic

but you can see all through I'm Broden Yeah I know I can't I know I played Princess Diana Oh yeah Cause you're Kirsten Stewart

I went too obvious. Yeah, no I'm Broden Kelly. Oh okay, so you're Kirsten Stewart who has been, who has the essence of the biopic of Broden Kelly inside her. Essence? I think you're going a little too complicated. Yeah just simplify man. Just go nice and simple.

But hey- You're Kirsten Stewart playing Broden in the Broden biopic. Yes. But you also experience time not as a straight line. You experience time in a different... In the fourth? Is there a fourth? Fourth dimension. You're a fourth dimensional time being. whose name is Kirsten Stewart and is playing Broden. Yes, that's Rue. Correct. That's correct. I can see. Oh, but you can't

say the word time. No. No. Or anything, anything starting with T. So, you are Kirsten Stewart. You are playing Broden Kelly in the Broden Kelly biopic. You experience time not like everyone else, but rather in the fourth dimension, and you can't say any word beginning with the word T. I'd love a little more detail about how she perceives time. I'm fucking with you, that's right. Yes!

Holy shit! You did really well. Holy shit! That was really, it's possibly like we're getting to a level of elite party quirk. It's the coffee that's helping. Wow, hey that was great. And Sally Dawkins is still here folks, the Tennessee lady. Alternative comedy, is that what you call it?

Did you consider that comedy? It was very different. I wasn't laughing, but I was enjoying it. Well that's great. You're very polite. Well, that's what we are down south. We're very polite. Until, you know, until, you know.

Now, Mark, I'm going to do yours. I'm pulling Mark's out. Mark, this is from a fantastic episode. I remember this, Mark. You are an alien species and you're the consciousness of the entire species. To humans, you are indistinguishable from a god. You've come to us in the form of little Johnny Howard, which I love doing, being portrayed by a comedian at a corporate event and you're not sure what the political alliances are of the people

at the event and you don't want to offend anyone in case they hate slash love him. You have a Kit Kat for a dick, and because you're a god and you don't know what chocolate is, you think it's weird, but you know you have to cover it up. Another great character from the show. Gee whiz. I remember that one. I love doing little Johnny Howard.

Yeah, that sounds like a lot of fun. I can't wait to hear it right now. All right, cool. Here it is. You are an alien species. I am, yep. You are the consciousness of the entire species. This species has advanced so much, both in evolution and technology,

that to us as humans you are indistinguishable from a god. Mm-hmm. But how do we know what gods are? What do you mean? we to us as humans you are indistinguishable from a god. But how do we know what gods are? What do you mean? I'm indistinguishable from a god to me to you as a human. Yes, your technology. Your evolution you have moved past the physical form. You have moved to me me you're like a god right what kind of like what god are you basing this off all god like you are that powerful right like you can change matter you can you can exist in any dimension okay you are you know you are you are the way you to speak as we, you're an entire species.

In this moment though, you've come to us, so you can take any form, right? Yeah. You've come to us in the form of little Johnny Howard. Yeah great. Oh yeah alright. Yeah little Johnny Howard. But. That's all I got. But. Yeah. So your little Johnny Howard. Yeah. Being portrayed by a comedian. Oh Jesus Christ. At a corporate event, right? And you're not sure what the political alliances are of the people at this event. So you don't want to offend them either way. You don't know if they've asked you to bring your John Howard impersonation because they hate him or because they love him.

So you don't want to piss off either group. This is for the first podcast back after a long tour. Yeah. This is fucking unfair. I've been watching a lot of Star Trek The Next Generation and it's election time. All right. So those are the things in my mind. Just to surmise mine.

I am an alien species who is godlike in your eyes because of my advancements in technology. And none of it is like, it's all beyond, you don't even make it. Yeah. And I'm the conscious, I'm also the consciousness of that race because we speak as we, you know, we are very collected and connected in that way. But the form I've chosen to present myself in today is little Johnny Howard being portrayed by a comedian at a corporate event. Who's political linings I'm uncertain of. So you're not, so I'm not going hard either way.

Yeah. All right. It's very similar to the character of the recurring character of Q in Star Trek, the next generation. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Great. It's very similar to the recurring character of Q in Star Trek The Next Generation. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. I forgot to mention your other thing. No. Yeah, no, I forgot to mention it was just one thing.

No, you didn't. You have a Kit Kat for a dick and because you're a god-like being who's never heard of chocolate, waifers, candies, you can't describe it or understand it. You think it's a normal dick and you know that you're meant to cover it up. You don't know it's weird that you've got a Kit Kat for a dick, but you do know that you can't show anyone. Anyway, let's have fun.

Let's do it, let's do it. Let's get Broden in. Let's give him a call. Settle in, it's gonna be a two-parter, Broden. Really? No, I don't think so. How long have we been going for? Uh, 11, 12 minutes?

Nah, he's gonna be fine. Alright, it's my party. I love partying. Please come to the party. Yes! My first quest. Come in, fuckhead. Oh Hello, how you doing?

Little Johnny Howard. Yeah, it was just outside going for a joke Yeah, where do you want me to set up? Oh, you can set up right in the lounge room here little Johnny Howard Oh great He's the Prime Minister of Australia. Oh, is that a gun cabinet? Yeah. Did you want me to, how did you want me to, I can, did you want me to... Because you created large gun reform in Australia. And that was, and how did you, what were you, how did you, you know, I can just, I won't

mention if you don't want me to, unless you... Do you want me to, you're asking if you want to take my gun. Where I can dig, no don't worry about it. Can I get the microphone so I can start? Oh, you're doing stand up. Well, you know, it's more than that. You started doing comedy, a big comedy show, Little Johnny Howard. No, well, I mean, thanks for calling me that.

Like, is it that good? Am I that convincing? Who are you, who is it, Mark Mark you're doing? Little Johnny Howard? No, no, not my... Oh, my pants fell down. Look at that. Sorry, you don't want to see that. I mean, I... You know... That's just what they look like.

That's just what they look like. This is hard, sorry. That's just what they look like. Little Johnny Howard? Yeah. You're someone playing Little Johnny Howard? Maybe Tony Martin? No, no. He does Little Johnny Howard. Yeah. You're someone playing Little Johnny Howard. Yeah, yeah. Maybe Tony Martin. No, no. He does Little Johnny Howard.

When does our, when, I thought you'd be in a suit considering the event. This is my wedding. No. Funeral. No. A twenty-first. I mean it, I'm done over completely.

A debutante ball. Yeah, I don't know. When does all the old, does everyone else get in here? Do you need to take a breath mark? Yeah, a little bit! I'll go back to you, you're a little toy, a Greek toy. I was wondering, should I talk to you about how I get paid for this? A little more ancient, yeah, absolutely.

But what would be really helpful so I can give you the proper, you know, I can organise it for invoicing. Oh yeah! Is what are you and what do you do and what is your name? Well, I can't tell you all of that, but don't know the name of my character which I'm Johnny. Yeah. Wow Yeah, all right, and and I saw you your cabinet full. I don't have to mention either way Oh, yeah So you've seen my cabinet full of guns and you're like you're not sure if you have to bring if you want to bring them Up or not because of your Johnny Howard the guy your playing's you know reform and gun ownership in Australia.

Well I don't know how the crowds you know I don't want to you know put them outside I don't know. No I reckon we don't mention it because my family yeah my family's quite gun pro. Oh alright that's good to know. Yeah. Yeah and do I just set up over there. Yeah set up over here and whenever you're ready. It's the microphone. Microphone's on, it's ready to go, whenever you're ready.

Oh, alright. Give me a minute. Whenever you're ready. One second. It's not like a minute. The other guests haven't arrived. Oh, but they'll come. And what do you all do here?

What what you all do what's your business? Well, I work in comedy. I'm in a comedy group. Oh my pants fell down again That's just that's just what it looks like. I should cover that up balls Well, yes that what is that what you call it? Yeah, what do your balls look like? Whoa, I mean normal right? You have weird shaped balls? Maybe show him yours. The whole thing? Maybe just show him yours. Here they are. I don't know if mine are weird shaped. Everyone has different bodies. What? Oh, I don't know if mine are weird shape. Oh everyone has different body. Oh What

Where's the snack table over there? Oh Why do you have a bowl of mine salt and vinegar chips? I'm confused. Hey, I paid you to perform and you haven't performed yet. When are you gonna fucking perform? In a fucking minute, guy. Once everyone... I fucking pay you good money. Yeah, how much are you paying me for this?

What kind of event is this again? Well, it's one where I'd wear a suit. Excuse me, just gotta put bangerine back on. What kind of event is this again? What was the word you told me over the emails oh remind me no no no I can't why don't you get the email and read it to me no no I can't because my phone is Oreo's your balls Oreos your balls Oreos? No! Are your ball sausage rolls? No! Party pies? No! Doritos? No! Mixed lollies? No! Oh alright you prepare for a little bit and I'll go over to the sky. Getting close though! I'm getting close? Yeah I guess. What other party treats are there? Um... Spring rolls? No! Golden bags? Golden bags? No! do you have a vending machine around here with no, it's a house man. All right Just have a bit. It'd be good. I have one. All right. Let's have a look. Well, you got there 12

Oh, yeah, Twix you got mini twix Twix. No Twix looks nice with Mars bars Milky ways why is there Your dick looks like a Mars bar. Oh my God, why you got a bottle of a Mars, no, not a Mars bar. A milky way. No, not a milky way. A mini Mars bar.

No. A twigs. No. Picnic. No. Hey. Caramel, caramel. No, I need a break.

You wanna fuck two people? I need a break. You haven't even performed yet. No, I need a break. You need to fuck two people. Oh, a break. You haven't even performed yet! No, I need a break. You need to fuck two people. Oh, Kit Kat. Ah, yeah! Your dick looks like a Kit Kat.

I guess so. And your balls just look like normal balls. I guess so. That's a funny image in my head, the idea of real testicles with a Kit Kat dick. Yeah. Alright, you've kind of got most of the first bit almost. Little Johnny Howard coming to perform at a function. Well I'm not Little Johnny Howard. You're a comedian who does impersonations of Little Johnny Howard.

You don't know whether you should bring up guns because of the gun reform. We're not just guns. Why don't you do a bit of the set? A bit of the set, alright. So when I was introducing the G at all, now maybe I shouldn't do that. I'm not sure. You don't know what politics of Johnny Howard to bring up because you don't know how the audience will respond to either GST or offshore detention. Yeah, yeah, yeah, little Johnny Howard. You're very good at Johnny Howard, Mark.

So, am I put it all together yet? Am I there or? A little bit. Who are... Does it matter who's playing you? No. Okay, great. So, your little does it matter who's playing you? No. Okay, great. So you're little Johnny Howard, you're coming to-

No. You're, I can't believe you're playing little Johnny Howard. You're coming to my function to perform. You're checking in with me about what, like the politics of Johnny Howard. What was I performing at? This event, which is not a birthday, not a wedding, not a- Which is a type of that

You know I get I booked these corporate event. Yeah You don't know whether to bring up the guns or the GST or any of that stuff your dick is a KitKat. Yeah It's the first half Yeah, you got us all pretty well all of us we are very impressed By what you've been able to how many are there of you we are infinite There's infinite of you You are you are neither here nor everywhere. You are all things.

You are in no place or sense of time. You are not everywhere and nowhere. No, we are physical if I wish to be. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No. Okay, so you're just in the earth. You're Little Johnny Howard, a comedian doing Little Johnny Howard at a corporate event

with a Kit Kat is a dick. And you are aware of the multiverse of little Johnny Howard comedians doing corporate. We are of all things and times and space. But why do you come to us? Is this some sort of test? Oh I wish to know what it is that makes you tick. Uh so you... so... This is a hard one.

It's not that hard. Are you God? Well I... Indistinguishable from. We are not. We are not. No. You are in spirituality. No, we are from far away. You are gods of another planet.

We would not call us gods, but I understand that your small feeble mind would interpret it that way. So you are the universe. No, we are from far away. Yeah, you're right. You're from another universe, yeah? Well, I can traverse them. You're a traversing Johnny Howard.

You're a universe traversing Johnny Howard. You're so close. You're very close. You're aliens universe traversing Johnny Howard. Well you're so close. You're very close. You're aliens that don't have a sense of self. You have a uni-sentient alien society. How have we gotten there over time? We've...

Trent, you've evolved. You're an evolved alien society that has a uni-sentient. And to you, we've evolved so far that to you, I seem like... Yeah, you've evolved so far that you seem like a comedian doing a corporate job. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, but to you, if you pull back all those layers, what is the only- You're like Mark, can I ask you a question right now? So you're telling me that you were once like us, you were once, do we go to a part?

No, let's just fucking charge through. So you were once like us, yes? Wow, that's amazing. But, and everything you've displayed to us, the way you've come to us in this form, the way you've done all of these things you've done that through just What you've become and and and I mean

This is this is great. Mm-hmm to you in your knowledge I was described as well. I will say, you know, let me tell you how I understand this I understand this I understand this I'm pointing to the how I understand this. I understand this. I understand this I'm pointing to the computer for the listeners. I'm pointing to the microphone pointing to different. I understand all this What do you think of this? Oh My god To me this is magic that was attached a telephone We think that's a we call that what you call a telephone That to me is magic That's how far advanced they are

I'm gonna get into my what you call a car I'm gonna blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah advanced! It's just so advanced. Do you know what, Broden, can I say something? He's either about to get it or have an aneurysm. I think it's the aneurysm. Broden, I suppose it wouldn't be that different. Wake up! Wake up! It's not been a dream! I suppose if there were... if we were to go back in time to the cavemen with our computers...

So far advanced that everything you do seems like magic to me. Yes! The magic of... Aliens. Yeah, but... What? The way you communicate to me seems like magic, but it's actually just you're so evolved

and the technology that you use is incredible. And that I would appear to you and other people as a... As a god. Yeeeah! Yeah! Alright. Little comedian doing little Johnny Howard at a corporate gig who's not sure if he should bring up guns or GSC or anything political.

So you're just checking in with me because you don't know how it'll go down with the crowd. You are... Yeah, that's close enough. Can I give him a hint because I don't think he's gonna get there without this hint. All right. All right What you just described that that is a form I'm familiar with I am comfortable with that form and I would be comfortable conversing with that form. I'm so clear now. Thank you. No worries think contact Think the last act of contact starring Jodie Foster. Except instead of her dad, it's what you just described.

Don't worry, he's got it now. I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. I think he gets a pass on what he was saying. Yeah, Jodie Foster. No, don't ignore that. fuck you're talking about. I think he gets a pass on what he was saying. Yeah, Jodie Foster. No, don't ignore that. Ignore that. But also, you're an alien, or a society of aliens who've evolved so far, that you communicate in a way that to me seems like a god. Alright, alright.

And? My? Name? My? Name? My dick is a Kit Kat. I just have to get the one layer, right? We wouldn't be able to converse with a species that advanced. We wouldn't understand that they would appear to us as a god.

So they would have to come to us in a form familiar to us. What is that form? Human. You've said it. Johnny us. Ah. What is that form? Human. You've said it. Johnny Howard. Yes. So he's creating- It's not random things, this all works.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, it's not Johnny Howard. No. No, no, no, so you, in a way that, so you can converse with me, you've become, you've shown yourself in a way that looks like a comedian doing Johnny Howard at a corporate gig. Yeah.

I have him now. He's out. Yeah, that's good. That's great. Oh, ha ha ha. That was so funny. That was a great episode. And it is a great game to play. And maybe you could play it at home with your family

this holiday season. Oh, sure. I wouldn't, but that sounds great. Shall I pick one out of bowl for Zachary? Yeah, why wouldn't you, by the way? Well, because it doesn't sound like fun at all, does it? No, it's entirely fair. Wow.

Zach, Zach's one that he has just pulled out. All the ones that I've pulled out have been like a tiny little strip of paper with the, with the quirk on it. Zach has just pulled out half an A4 piece of paper and he's going to read, well, Sally's going to read it now for us. Zach, you have to keep checking with Zach about the details, you have to keep checking with Zach

about the details of your character. Maybe that was a typo there. Maybe it was a different character. You're the conversation that's happening when Krispy Kreme realized the amount of brick and mortar stores they were opening wasn't good for their business model. And you're thinking about going into 7-Eleven.

You're not the people, you're the conversation. Rodin has gotten you correct, and now we need to fill 20 minutes and you don't know what to do. You're a former Twitch streamer, Dr. Disrespect. Is this one thing? Yeah, I remember this actually. I remember when he did Dr. Disrespect,

I didn't know what that was. I don't remember this, of course I don't. This was a COVID one. You're a former Twitch streamer, Dr. Disrespect, doing a Twitch stream when someone did a drive-by pass. Oh, I do, I, I, I. You remember, Zach, Sally remembers this now. I remember this.

Because you have the consciousness of Zach as well. Yeah, I remember this, I, I, I, I do. Did a drive-by pass your house and shot at your house and you went out to check and you came back and said, this is fucked up. And the whole time you've been Twitch streaming, the chat are saying, your mic is muted and you don't believe them. You're in the middle of an intense game

and you're trying to complete the game. This is too much, arguably. This is also a lot for an accent I haven't worked on. Yeah, no, the layer of adding a character to this episode is interesting and I'm here for it. Trying to read this with this accent. Yeah, it's good, you're doing a good job. I'm proud of it.

There will be one or two comments from people from this area that are like. You reckon? Well, it doesn't sound like that to me and I'm from Georgia. Georgia. Georgia. And you're trying to complete the game

and you open the browser and unmute it to see if your mic is muted or not. You're disrespectful and you're really good at video games. You have to keep checking with Mark about details of your character. That sounds like hell. That sounds like a bad one that I just picked out and it'll be unpleasant to listen to.

In this list, when you listen to this, there'll be a trait as well that we didn't give on the day but will be there and that's people doing podcasts in COVID from their houses. Oh yeah. And we'll be there and that's people doing podcasts in COVID from their houses. Oh yeah. And that'll be fun to listen to for you. Let's listen to it, right?

Now. So you're when, you're just the conversation that was happening. Is this the easy one or the hard one? This is the easy one, I would say. You're the conversation that was happening When Krispy Kreme realized that brick-and-mortar stores the amount of brick-and-mortar stores. They were opening Was was just not good for their business model love that and and then you you

You come up with the idea and again, you're not the people you're just the conversation that was happening. This is the easy one. This is the easy one. Because I worry if he gets this and then I have to say now we need to fill 20 minutes. Yeah. It'll be like we're 45 minutes into the podcast. No I think you'll get this very easy. I don't think this is hard. Yeah. This is something within our... Yeah okay. You know so you're just the conversation about closing the brick and mortar stores and potentially going into 7-elevens. I think we've done that. No. But probably not on the recorded.

Right. We've done everything. We have done everything. We've become, Simpsons did it. It doesn't sound familiar to me. Maybe we have. I mean, we've done a lot. Yeah.

But okay. So on the conversation about moving into 7-eleven because the bricks and mortar the brick and mortar stores Just a clearly not working out. Yeah. Yeah, then you got to fill for 20 minutes then because we've got to fill for 20 minutes What are we gonna do? Yeah, we want to play again. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah and Then the third layer The third what can the third layer be? The third layer is This whole time you've been Twitch streaming and the chat are like, hey, your mic is muted, right?

That's so funny. And you don't believe them. You're right in the middle of like an intense game Right. So funny and so why that tickles and so you you are trying to like do the game and complete the game But also open up your browser go to your own twitch channel Unmute it to see if your mic is actually muted or not. Mm-hmm Okay, great and and you're and you're, love that. And your doctor disrespect doing that. Is this a Twitch streamer? Is this a Twitch streamer? Your doctor disrespect. And it's-

The guy that comes to me for doing Philip Glass and one of the most well-known art films of all time is now telling me that I've got to work out Dr. Dic-Dic-Respect. Dr. Disrespect, actually I'm going to change it a bit, right? You're Dr. Disrespect Twitch streaming when somebody did a drive-by past his house and shot at his house. Is this offensive? No, I mean it's just something that happened.

I mean he's a bit of a of a piece of shit I think. I don't know. He got banned from Twitch and no one knows why. But I think he knows why. But he was a popular Twitch streamer. What's his accent? American. Just American.

And he's real like, the whole point is he's just like... But I won't do the accent. He's very disrespectful and he shoots people down. Okay, so I'm Dr. Disrespect and that's like the bit is that I'm disrespectful. The bit is, yeah, the bit is that you're disrespectful and you're really good at video games, right? The bit is I'm disrespectful, I'm really good at video games. I'm Dr. Disrespect, which he has to work out. Yeah, yeah, he has to work out.

And the way he'll work that out is by Googling the fact that I did a shooting. No, you didn't do a shooting. Is that a real thing that happened? Yeah, yeah, somebody did a drive-by past their house and I think fired off a couple of shots. Oh my God. And then, yeah, he went and checked in, came back and he was like, oh, that was fucked up. Mark, that's so complicated. I can't wait to hear a few more details.

Lock that in right after this break. Hi, welcome back to the Auntie Donna podcast. We are playing party quotes and Mark Bonato is telling me the third step of what I'll be doing to Broden Kelly Your doctor disrespect the twitch streamer your twitch streaming and it's the moment when someone did a drive-by And they then they popped off a couple of shots and then you went out to check it and then you came back and you're like That was fucked up. I think I got a stop Plus the microphones not working. We can add the layer that the... Clicking through. Yeah yeah yeah. Twitch streaming, microphone and I'm Dr.

Disrespect at the moment the drive-by shooting happened. Yeah. Okay great. And the first one was the Krispy Kreme thing. Do we need to check on anything? Let's just go through it again. Okay sure. I, I've forgotten. Yeah. I've completely forgotten. This sucks. I, I, no, I'm Jonny Knox. I don't know why we start with this. This is like Broden's big pitch. Let's start every day with this as a warm up. I like it. I don't like it as a warm up for podcasting. I don't like it as a warm up for rehearsing. I feel confused and tired. I step into the

creative process feeling confused and tired which is the opposite the creative process, feeling confused and tired, which is the opposite of what a warmup should do. It's gonna be great. I think you're gonna be feeling real good after this. No, I'm talking generally. Yeah, right. This is a good one. This is a good one.

With this doctor octopus type situation. Doctor octopus? Doctor octopus? Can one of the layers be, you have to keep checking with me about certain details? Yeah, that's really funny. And I'll do that to you as well. For the third layer, one of the bits is we have to keep checking with each other because

we just don't know that much about it. Yeah, I really like that. Okay, alright. Come in. Okay, so listen, I thought it would work. We'd come in hard. I really thought the fact that we were coating it in sugar would really work, but it looks like we got to shut down or we at least have to pull back. Oh, well, you know, we definitely agree. It's what we've been saying to the head office for a while now. We definitely think the brick and mortar

is an issue, but Steve here has an idea. Well, I have been talking to a very big... Can I help? Because I don't know what to do now. Yeah, if you want to, yeah. What do you, do you just want to jump in? Yeah, we've been, I know that we really tried to expand hard and fast in the last couple of years.

It hasn't worked out, the brick and mortar approach. Yeah, that's just not working. But I've been talking to a certain, I't really say yet but a certain chain of convenience stores and I think if we... Krispy Kreme pitching Krispy Kreme? Yeah yeah sure that's a really great idea. So Krispy Kreme you're the person who pitches who's who initially pitched Krispy Kreme as standalone businesses in Australia.

Didn't work, but you're talking about bringing it into 7-Elevens. Is that enough? Yeah, that's pretty much it. Oh god. Oh. That was... Did I get it? Yeah.

Yeah, you got both of us. Oh. Great. How much do we have? We've got about seven minutes left. Oh, I think we need to film then. That's right, that's right. How are we going to film then.

That's right, that's right. Oh, nice. So you are both Mark and Zach who've done two easy party quirks, and now the characters are, you were worried that you made them too easy. Coin of the Nazi? So I got that layer now, I believe. Now, coin of the Nazi. Should we just talk for a little, I get it. Should we just talk for a little bit?

I get it. Should we just talk for... We could just riff about something else. 20 minutes or so, we can just riff on other stuff. So they're just filling now, the characters, they're filling. Such a good party. That's really funny guys, yeah, I totally get... Look, you wouldn't have known what I said 20 minutes ago if that was the case.

This is not sure if that's. I don't get this. Is this like a joke? Is this something? I mean, I'm saying stuff and you know what I'm saying. So unless you can lip read. No, you're not doing any character. Got him. I just, I shot a guy.

Drone warfare. That's pretty, yeah, we could do something about drone warfare for 20 minutes. I don't know. I don't know what you guys are talking about. I don't know what you guys are talking about. You can clearly hear me, but I might just check. I'm at the- Whoa!

You're just feeling. You're just feeling. I'm- is that alright? You alright? Did you hear that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But what was that? Was that just like a car backfiring? I'm... Is that alright? You alright? Did you hear that? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But what was that? Was that just like a car backfiring? I think that was a gun. Oh my god. I think someone... Sorry, I'll get to that. I think someone's... There's no one out the window so I...

Is it Queen of the Nazi? What's that? Is it Queen of the Nazi? No, that's absolutely wrong. Oh. It sounds similar, but you've misheard it. Sorry, don't worry about that. Queen of the Nazi.

Anyway, that was, did you guys hear that? You didn't? Queen of the Nazi. I'm, I think it's just, let's just try and just, I think because we've still got, how long are we going? A minute and a half. So maybe we should feel for 20. All right, we should feel for a bit more maybe another 19. Yeah Um, I don't know what we're gonna talk about. Oh me. Well, oh, sorry guys. Hey guys. Hey, you know, yeah

Well, I'm engaging but they're not responding. They're just trolling me with this comment But and I don't believe you I don't believe you but I'm just gonna just quickly check. What's that? I'm just gonna you guys are all losers losers. Mark twitching. You guys are losers and I hate you. We're just filming right now. Shut up. I don't know what you're doing. Do I have glasses? Yeah, you look like- When you say I'm, you know, the name and it's what I do to the people, what do I do? Like do I just troll them? Shoot them down. Like you guys are losers? You are- You guys are idiots. You're losers.

Zach, Mark has died or Mark has gone and you are filling in as Mark on his Twitch stream. Never heard of him. I'm bigger than that motherfucker and I'm bigger than all of you motherfuckers. You guys are all fucking losers. Fuck you, fuck you. But maybe they're right so I will just check in the back end. Wait what what is this? It sounds so familiar but I haven't done any of this. Do I have any chance of getting this? Hmm. Tom's nodding. We're just filming for 20 minutes.

Oh, okay. You've broadly got that. Well... Can I just say, if... I don't know. I'm just going to type. Can you hear... I don't even believe you.

I'm not going to ask if you can hear the game. I think this is you. There's nothing in the... what's the... When you search Philip Glass, coin of the Nazi. There's nothing in my OBS. Nothing comes up. Unless it's a... nah, you guys are... you're all fucking trolling me. Fuck you. Are you a famous Twitcher?

Uh, yeah. Yeah. But you're not, you fucking idiot. God, he's acting in a very certain way. Is that how he would do it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely. Joe? No. Hey, I got a PhD in the way I'm acting, so that's how you'll get my name is sort of following that rather than... He's just Googling Philip Glass films.

But we've got to probably a little bit, now that've guessed them all which should probably just fill for 20 minutes Okay, well look here's the thing you losers I don't believe you because I've looked at the OBS is he a real twitcher Yes, I which I had a breakdown Not a break. Sorry. Is he one of the twitches who had a breakdown? He's not a break down break down break up We're not a break in either. That was a bad hint. No. Oh my god. I did have a breakup with twitch broke up with twitch because

Well, we're not sure why but something happened I use kiff you and all these come just listen to me. We're gonna go get you there You and all those fucking losers. You're a fucking loser. That's my brand baby. And these fucking losers are trolling me trying to convince me something's wrong here. It isn't. You're all fucking losers. That's the way I'm being to you. That's my brand. I got a PhD in the- Dr. Mean. Oh. Dr. Rude.

Oh. Dr. Nasty. Oh. Dr. Coin of the Nasty. No. Dr. Rude. Dr. Nasty. Dr. Coin of the nasty. Dr. Mean. I reckon there's probably a bunch of twitches. They'll stand up when you enter the room, they'll shake your hand, pull out the chair for you. Not me. I insult you because I'm the opposite of standing up, opening a door for someone. Dr. No manners. Because what that is, well... Dr. No Manners. Cause what that is, well... Umm...

Dr. No Manners. It doesn't matter if you're younger than me or if you're my elder, I'm going to call you a fuckhead. Unlike other people, what they do with their elders, they... Dr. Respect. Dr. Disrespect. Fuck you! Fuck you, man! Dr. Disrespect, the Twitch streamer.

Well, well... Yeah, currently. But, we're watching. Dr. Disrespect... Dr. Disrespect... Dr. Disrespect lose his Twitch license. No, no, no, no. No, currently I am... What are you on?

Are we on Twitch? Yep. You're absolutely right. Love Twitch. You're absolutely right. Are you playing You're absolutely right. Fuck you. Are you playing a game? Yeah, it's a hard one. It's a really challenging one with guns and whatnot. GTA. Yeah, it doesn't matter. It's just a challenge.

Just an RPG. And you motherfuckers, I'm trying to kill the other people in the video game and you keep with this bullshit. I don't believe you. BAM! BAM! Oh my god. Oh my god. Did you hear that that should you go check on that no one's commenting on that I might go check on that oh my god oh my god I think that's those are bullet holes I'm gonna call the police I'm gonna call the police ring ring hey

please come around all right I better wrap up this stream. Is this a real thing that happened? I better wrap up this stream. I'll just search it. Is Dr Disrespect a real Twitch streamer? There's a real Twitch streamer called Dr Disrespect? Wait till you see what he looks like. He does look like Zach. What does he look like? Is that what I look like? Yeah. Oh. Oh, so, so, okay. And what do I, like, how do I talk? Should I do... Um, that was a lie. Because Harry didn't get it. Yeah. Okay, okay, right. You're Dr. Disrespect. You're the famous Twitch streamer who we all know, Dr. Disrespect.

There's more layers. I don't think you've given him everything. Who is, who was, you know, he was saying something's happening and he faked a shooting in his house. No, well, there's no one here here but I did hear a screeching car. Someone shot at his house twice in a week. I did hear a screeching car. Yeah. So I heard the shots and then I heard a car screeching, which would indicate a type of

shooting. Drive-by shooting. That's what's happened to me right now. But it didn't happen, they reckon. Oh, okay. I didn't know that. Well, that's for the future. Amongst

other things, because currently right now I am a Twitch streamer. There are other things in the future, like what you're talking about, like... You are, can I put it together do you reckon? There's one more layer. If you want to hold on to some of those details I'll give you that extra layer. Let's go to the next one. Alright so, oh what's... fuck you guys. I've checked the OBS, unless it... No, I'm not gonna fucking... And the Twitch... You're trolling me.

The Twitch are saying that you're... You've got technical issues, they can't hear you. What kind of technical issues? No sound. Well yeah, because what's not working? Your microphone's broken. Oh, but fuck them, I've checked the OBS. You think it is working.

Fuck you guys, you just are trolling me. You think they are trolling you. Much like... Okay, and now I think you've got the parts. You are an executive at Krispy Kreme, who brought the brick and mortar style franchise. I'm more than just him. I'm a few people. You are the idea of Pie Face. No, no, no, no, no, you had the...

You are Krispy Kreme. I'm the... Oh, hey there! Why don't we try this? You're Krispy Kreme Company. Er... You Your sugar. Alright, let's sit down. Okay, let's sit down. Yeah, sure.

The board of Krispy Kreme. We have to stop with this approach. We're hemorrhaging money. Well that's what we tried to tell you. The board of Krispy Kreme. What are they doing? The shareholders of Krispy Kreme. What are they doing?

What are those people doing? The group think. A meeting of Krispy Kreme. A meeting with their males? What's a meeting? What's their males? What are they doing with their males? think. Meeting. A meeting of Krispy Kreme. A meeting? What? With their mouths? With their mouths? With their mouths? With their mouths? A discussion.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. A chat. Yeah, so he is... He is a Krispy Kreme chat. He's the... A chat. He's a meeting. A chat. A talk. A talk. A chat. A meeting. A discussion. Yeah.

Discussion. He's a Krispy Kreme discussion. I feel so warm. About... About, yeah, yeah. Discussion. Yeah. He's at Krispy Kreme Discussion. I feel so warm. About? About moving from... Ready to make art.

About moving from the franchise, you know, brick and mortar style Krispy Kreme business model that didn't work in Australia. That didn't work and they're disappointed about that, but they're moving to pairing with 7-Eleven and putting Krispy Kremes, for the most part, into 7-Elevens. And there will be some flagship standalone ones, you know, near your house. But he is that, he's that. Thanks for doxing me Broden. There's multiple ones!

There's three. He's that. He's that, he's what you said before. He is the discussion of that move to 7-Eleven. Yes. I got it. Greg, congratulations. And while Zach's filming.

Hey, Broden, can I just say, congratulations on getting the easy one. Mark. Moving to. Moving to. Zach is now. Oh, and then. We got it.

And now we're filling for 20 minutes because I got it so quick. Yeah. Oh, that was great. That was fantastic. And this was a fun idea to do, I think. Yeah, a great thing. It was just a fun look back for me at all of the... When I leave this earth, something that my family will remember me for

is just mountains of this. Sure, yeah. I love all the content you're making. And, see, I have to go now. I'm so sorry. I have to leave now in a bit of a rush because I have a big amount of leftovers from last night's dinner and I got to get them on a plate, put some foil on it, steam them. You know, it's going to take me a long time to warm them up. Microwave them. Remember I explained microwave to you?

Well, I don't know where to get one, how to use it. What year is it? I mean, 2024. Oh, great. I just never heard of a microwave, specifically. I'll just tell you now, I'm gonna change your life. Go to like a department store. Sure.

And ask for a microwave. And just ask for it, and I'll have instructions and everything, I can plug it in. Yeah, into a wall. And do you have internet and stuff? I have internet, yeah. Yeah, that's good. You can even look up what store has the best deal

for a microwave. Sure. Is it sort of like one of them quick convection ovens or? No, get an air fryer too. Yeah, I got one of them. Got an air fryer? You could use an air fryer for most of these things you're cooking though. Yeah, yeah, that's true. Do you like it wet or dry, your stuff? I like it sort of wet with some like crispy weird hard edges. Yeah, then you get a microwave. Yeah, great. Alright, and thank you so much for listening to this bonus episode. We'll see you for our other bullshit this week on probably Wednesday.

Love you, bye. I love you too. Wow. You've been listening to the Aunty Donna podcast. Thanks for joining us for another RIP episode brought to you by AuntieDonnaClub.com. See you next week!