Aunty Donna Podcast - The Best of the Aunty Donna Pod eps 1-50 - The 10 Best Things About La Porchetta (Ep 35)

Episode Date: May 31, 2022

The first week of every month for the next 6 months we'll be uploading a throwback episode voted by our Aunty Donna Club members! This is the best of ep 1-50 a very early episode about La Porchetta. a...untydonnaclub.com haventyoudonewell.com auntydonna.com  Join The Aunty Donna Club: https://www.patreon.com/auntydonnaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hello, Anti-Donna podcast listeners. It's Mark Samuel Bonanno here from the Anti-Donna podcast. And we're doing something a little special over the next few months, every once, every month. The first podcast of each new month is going to be a little throwback episode. We are over on the Patreon, the Anti-Donna Club, powered by Patreon, which you can go to, patreon.com slash anti-donna. And there's some other website that we bought the URL for that I can't remember what it is. Maybe it's just the anti-donnaclub.com. Don't go there unless that is the thing. I don't know. I could check right now I'm at my computer I refuse. We're doing a little throwback episode that is voted as one of the best from the top one to 50 anti-dono podcasts. Next month we'll do from 50 to 100. You know, if you're a little vote there, if you are a Patreon member, if not, what
Starting point is 00:01:05 are you doing? Get, you don't have to go over there, it's fine. It's up to you. If you're in a position financially where you can, you could do that, it's fine if you don't. Anyway, we're doing that because at the moment, Anti-Donoral working on an exciting new project, quite a big project that will be able to announce soon at some point in the future. And so we haven't been able to do four podcasts a month, but you'll still be getting three new podcasts a month, but the first podcast of each month is going to be a little throwback episode, which you can vote for if you remember of the Patreon, which one goes up. This month, we throw back all the way to episode 35,
Starting point is 00:01:56 which is the 10 best things about La Polketa. I don't remember this episode. I tried to listen to some of it, and all I got out of it was, I think we start right in the middle of it. I don't know why we do that. I don't know if that was a gag or if we just didn't hit record at the right time. And Frogman makes an appearance. And it's very funny, I assume, because I didn't listen to all of it, but we're all laughing. I clicked in at a point and Frogman was talking and we're all laughing. So I'm like, it must have been funny.
Starting point is 00:02:31 Anyway, thank you so much for your understanding. I can't wait to tell you about our exciting a new project that's going to be coming out. I can't say what it is or what medium it is, but it's, it's good. It's, well, we don't know if it's good, we haven't made it yet. Enjoy episode, a throwback episode, episode 35, top 10, the 10 best things. That's a lot of luck. Number 7, I think is that you can watch Channel 10 on like a TV in the room. So you're in the room and there's like Channel 10 is on and you can watch, you can eat your pizza while watching Channel 10. I'm so sorry but I'm actually eating my bagel from last week now.
Starting point is 00:03:27 It's old and moldy. It's old. You got to come. All right, number six, this is number six, the best veal scholar peiny in town. Well, I'll put it out, it has the best veal scholar peiny. Number five for me, it's a big number five. It could even be higher up in the list. Number five for me has got gotta be the free bowl of bread
Starting point is 00:03:48 with little butters. They don't do garlic bread, they do little bread balls, and you get some butter, you spread it on, you have it yourself at the time. Number five, number five is the diarrhea you get from eating there four hours afterwards. If you've got a creamy pasta, the hour you spend on the toilet
Starting point is 00:04:06 with the sepia diaria. That's so funny because that ties in so closely to number four. Oh yeah. Which is the constipation you suffer from the meat balls. When you order the meatballs, you eat those meatballs, they're delicious. I thought that would be higher. Well, I thought that would be higher too. But yeah, so if you need to plug up, you just go get yourself a get yourself a serving meatballs from La Polquetta. Oh, is that number? That was number four. So number three from me is just you know, enjoying a big bowl of pasta with your choice of sauce Your choice of pasta and a delicious cascade premium-wide Number three is Flun You know that song that was number one in Triple J.
Starting point is 00:04:48 Flun? Flun. Absolutely. Number two, which was a pretty close number one for me. The number two is the memories you make with friends and families in the table. You just don't get that at any other family oriented restaurant that does various types of Italian fear. in the table. You just don't get that at any other family oriented restaurant that does various types of Italian fear. Absolutely and I've got to be honest with you when we started this top 10 countdown. I did my math wrong. I didn't think good end on me. I'm feeling a lot of pressure for number one but I think it's pretty easy. It's pretty easy. Number one favorite thing about lapo keta is with those affordable prices and with that
Starting point is 00:05:27 great food, you know, everyone's going to lapo keta, you've got families, you've got university students, you've got teenagers on their first date, I went on my first ever date to lapo keta. Is that real? That's true. I got a lemon lime and bitters and it was a little bit too bitter for my date. There used to be a lapo keta at the bottom of the Wearabitend cinemas. So it was the number one restaurant location for when you were going out on a date with
Starting point is 00:05:54 your girl or your boy to have lunch at before you went to a movie or with your family before you went and saw Batman and Robin. I am funnily enough, the second date I went on with that girl, we went to see Charlotte's web at the... Hey Tom's in the mess. Yeah. Tom is in Charlotte's web. Tom, get on the mic. Hey, you in Charlotte's web?
Starting point is 00:06:16 Yep. Why are we in Charlotte's web? Um, because I've played in the big band at school. And our school band went and played in Charlotte's web. Zach? Was that... We're gonna probably have to cut that. That's a bit shocking for that Tom.
Starting point is 00:06:28 Yeah, thanks man. You don't have to cut that. I'm sure she'd be honored. I'm waiting to be in New York next week. You guys are just having an edit of podcasts. Just be a bit. Oh yeah, because when we travel none of us ever have to do work on the road. Never.
Starting point is 00:06:44 I do a lot of road work. to do work on the road. Never. I do a lot of road work, I do a lot of bitch of in paving and because I like to stay active. Tom, you met Dakota Fanning, didn't you? I did, yeah. I forgot about that. What was she like? Did you guys date? Yeah, for a little bit. I took her to the KFC across the road from where we were filming. Did they have hot and spicy at the time? I can't remember. Stop talking in case.
Starting point is 00:07:07 I used to not be able to eat in a lap or keta. I should have. I used to be able to not eat hot and spicy when I was a kid. It was too hot and spicy. But I always liked it. I always liked it. He was my quiet.
Starting point is 00:07:18 Oh, sorry. No, I'm just saying. And it's like it's really nice that I've grown into a man who can handle the heat and the sand. You're on the sand. the heat and the zing of KFC's hunting spicy. Here's my question to you Did La Boqueta go downhill after the passing of Rocky or did I get older and like have better food because I left the country? So Rocky was the man who started La Boqueta the first La Boqueta is in Carlton
Starting point is 00:07:42 started La Poquetta. The first La Poquetta is in Carlton. Carlton North. Carlton North. And it's great. There's so much shit on the walls. There's like Vespas hanging from the roofs. You can't look at a wall without seeing the white, the green, white and red of the Italian flag. There's a lot of pictures of Sam Newman. Lots of Sam Newman. Bloody loves his lap or keta.
Starting point is 00:08:05 Sam Newman, interesting fact, doesn't have all his kidneys. Yeah, that's true. He lost him when he was playing football. Do you want to make this a football podcast? Yeah. Go down, down, down, down, down, down, down. All right. You blokes, welcome to the footy. Hey, what are you reckon about the blues
Starting point is 00:08:19 and their preseason form, boys? Oh, God, can we talk about Kappa? And can we just bring up the bambas and their terrible effort against the blues. Bambas. I love them. I love my bambas. I love my bambas. This is going to be great for all the international listeners. Alright let's talk football. Alright who loves handballing. I love handballing and I think the bambas efforts with the handbam was pretty pretty superb this weekend We really saw a lot of a gunman Raka, oh my god, and we're all dead
Starting point is 00:08:51 We've been on the road. We have been on the road. We just got back from Brisbane also very Affectionately referred to as bris vagus you fucking cut it i thought you were saying bris vagus no it's bris vagus uh... bris vagus we love bris vagus
Starting point is 00:09:15 even though everyone in malbin who's from bris vagus tells us they fucking despise it and had to get out of there i love it we're all big fans hello oh here we go hello despise it and had to get out of there. I love it. We're all big fans. Hello. Oh, here we go. Hi, I'm Chris. Hello, how are you?
Starting point is 00:09:29 Are you from England? Yes. So we've been on the road. We're in Brisbane. We are premiered a new show. I've been on a big boys. Oh. We premiered our new show.
Starting point is 00:09:45 Which we've been working on for like 12 hours a day. We're all falling apart. Oh man, it was brutal. It was a real brutal. It really got there. We did it. So if you're a listener from Brisbane and you came along to the show, last year, this is a... I'm just going to be a bit... ...egotistical here and talk about ourselves for a bit. Which is I guess what this whole podcast is. That's why you listen because you fucking love it. But last year in Brisbane we were in 150 cedar. We did five shows there and it was really good. It
Starting point is 00:10:16 was our first time in Brisbane. We're like, this is amazing. We had the best time. How did we find Mr. Fitts? Was it by accident? I would drove past it one day and then I asked Craig to stop the car And I was just gonna walk home and I went there by myself and then I said hey guys come back. It's a very broken Kelly thing to do sweeties and and then this year we were planning on doing two shows in a year we were planning on doing two shows in a 700 seat theater and boy were we packing our panties with balls of liquid shit. I wasn't doing that because Broden zoned out for a bit and then I think he just heard balls of liquid shit.
Starting point is 00:11:03 In context it's much better. Frockman, what are you doing here by the way? I just wanted to come and talk about the tour. You boys were kind enough to bring me along. Because you love Brisbane because of the human weather. I love the human weather. When we were right, the venue, the powerhouse venue was right near a lake. And you both love water and land.
Starting point is 00:11:25 Oh yes I'm being a frog. I exist both in water and on land so I thought this is the venue for frog man. I've never actually seen you boys live. You brought me onto the podcast which is so kind but I wanted to see you live so you brought me along and it was great. I could just sit in the river until just before the show hop in. What watched about 45 minutes before I got too dry and hopped back. So... Well you should have told us, we could have had the... I should bring you a glove, like the monofia and nuisance and a laptop. Oh, like the puddle of water, we could have put you in a dog bowl?
Starting point is 00:11:57 Who are you sitting? I was sitting about two thirds up from the back, from the front. And... Yes, they put me on a stool, but they had a stool set up. It was so lovely of them. They noticed that I was a frog, and they said, the first girl was a little bit patronising. She was like, can I have a little frog?
Starting point is 00:12:14 And I said, fuck off. Oh, God. Well, I'm a bit of a misogynist. I am frog man. It's all in care. And alcoholic too. I wonder if those two things ever, you know, like went if they can buy.
Starting point is 00:12:26 Oh, they get me in trouble a lot. It doesn't say you much to get drunk though, is the thing. Yeah, because you're so small. Yes, like literally, it takes three droplets of alcohol on my back, and I absorb it into my fox skin. So, so they, the second boy, he came along, he said, we've got some stools. We do have a little thing and I said, that's fine.
Starting point is 00:12:48 I don't want to be wet. So they put me on the stool. I could see you just fine. I was wearing a big cap, though. So I think I might have blocked the view of the boy behind me. Did you, afterwards, afterwards, afterwards, we to the king and uh we lost you at the after party and I wasn't sure if it's because you were talking to that girl or not did you I'm a voice I'm a frog. Did you end up picking up that knife? I did I did uh it it's
Starting point is 00:13:18 hard to make love to a human woman but um I tell you what I gave it a red hot card. Could I talk about the cap? Yeah. What was that kind of cap? It was a big act like one of those. I've been getting it to those sort of cool like dad caps I think they call. But this was an older cap of mine. It was like one of those hard New York Yankee style caps. Did you wear it?
Starting point is 00:13:44 But it was uh we did it, sorry. No, no, no, it's fine. We have frog conventions every two years in the... From conventions? Yeah, frog conventions in Perth. And we got some cool caps made up. We were trying to appeal to the younger folks of the padpoles to get them in.
Starting point is 00:14:01 And so we had some cool caps made and it was called frog boys, you know. It was very cool. Now were you wearing that because you're very popular on the podcast? Yeah, I was thinking. Yeah, and I imagine a lot of people recognize you. So were you, were you wearing the cap in the hopes that people would maybe not recognize you because you want to get from place to place? And people that are so frok. Well I get recognised either way being a frok.
Starting point is 00:14:28 Oh man. Oh man. Oh man. Oh man. Oh man. Oh man. Oh man. Oh man.
Starting point is 00:14:37 Oh man. Oh man. Oh man. Oh man. Oh man. Oh man. Oh man. Oh man. Oh man. Oh. You've brought in a song. Can you talk us through your food?
Starting point is 00:14:45 Sure, sure. So what I've brought in is what all frogs like to eat. I brought in? No, you're a bit of a, you're a funny one aren't you? You get spurned with it? No, no, no, it's just going to say you're a little bit. Now I brought in, I'm, I'm, I'm frogs, I ate lapel keto, that's just silly.
Starting point is 00:15:03 No, I brought in a lean chicken salad. I thought about, what about the laponketta days, don't you eat fries and crickets and, you know, when, at times, I mean, that's a real misconception of the frog community. How did you make this lean chicken salad? Um, well, Mrs. Frog did do most of the frog community. How did you make this lean chicken salad? Well, Mrs. Frog did do most of the work. Wasted your ham guilty, you're married.
Starting point is 00:15:30 Yes. Then what were you doing sleeping with a human woman at the after party? I mean, Mrs. Frogger in an open relationship. Oh, I didn't realize that. Do you have Mrs. Frogs number? Yes, I do. Let's give her a call right now.
Starting point is 00:15:44 All right, I'd love to talk to her because I've always been fascinated by her. Yeah, right, sure. Yeah. You don't mind, I mean if you're in an open relationship that doesn't. Oh, I understand. No, that's fine. Are you sure? Yeah, it's also really important that the person's penis isn't too big.
Starting point is 00:16:02 So that's fantastic for her because she's a little frog. And you've got a tiny dick, which is why you're... Yes, absolutely. I'm a little frog with a little dick. Is the suggestion that yours is... No, no, smaller than a frog's dick. Everyone knows that my dick is short but wide. Everyone is very aware that if you were to get my dick and fold it up like a burrito that it then it looks like a normal penis. Pretty up fucked up, it looks fucked up but you know
Starting point is 00:16:33 it gets the job done. I'm Boris, I'm so sorry but I've actually got a meeting in about 20 minutes then. Where? With who? It's important, Albin. I'm lost. It sits in the last podcast of getting a lot of opportunities. I don't want to say too much, but there might be a frog based television show on Channel 7. Really? Wow. Wow.
Starting point is 00:16:58 Okay. Can you, without going into more detail, could you tell us everything about it? Okay. Well initially it was going to be just following me and Mrs. Frog in the hood and had polls around you know taking them to school, the life of a frog celebrity but they didn't think that would really read so now there's a reality show component to it we get people in the house and special guests we might know. A Corey Worthington. Yes, he's coming on board. A guy from who had the party. Yes.
Starting point is 00:17:25 He's got a good guy. Worthington. He's his management. Got him on board. Sarah Marie. Ah from season one of Big Brother. Yes. The Bum Dance. Yes. The Bum Dance. We've also got a whole lot of action. Just falling in love with Sarah Marie. Ah didn't they just. She just warmed up. She's very big in the frog community. You know, Big Brother was a huge show, put Dream World on the math, great location. Did you ever go to the Big Brother House in Dream World? Did you ever visit the Big Brother House? Well, I don't want to speak like I don't want to brag here, but I was actually on season three of Big Brother. What?
Starting point is 00:18:01 Yes. Really? Yes. One of the contendants, or did you just happen to accidentally hop in the house and then you couldn't get out for a couple of weeks? That one. Yeah, because the walls are quite high. I was just hopping around the backyard for about two weeks. Did you get down a dream well on our trip to Brisbane this time? No, I didn't. I unfortunately didn't get down to Dream World. That don't really take rides too well. They don't strap me in being a little frog.
Starting point is 00:18:27 Yeah right. Did you want to elaborate on what you're going for? I just wanted to just just good around tree build a bit and how great they are. Anyway can you say you've got a meeting in Port Melbourne? Yes. Can you go in so water? Can I go and... Well, I'm going to do a freshwater for you. Yes, but I've got some little freshwater tablets.
Starting point is 00:18:52 I mean, it's not good for me. Yeah, because I imagine your cholesterol level would just shoot right up. Oh, it's not good. But, you know, I just take, I just make sure I take my tablets about five minutes before I get in. And, you know, it's all right. in. And you know, it's all right. It's, you know, it's not ideal. And Mrs. Frog isn't too happy. Anyway boys, I've got a hop-along.
Starting point is 00:19:11 I'll see you on the next day. Oh, that's nice. Do you say that is like hop-along? Do you say that? Yeah, is that like a little idiom of art? I've never even thought of that. Oh, that's nice. All right, well thank you so much for coming in.
Starting point is 00:19:21 We're going to continue with this podcast is about our sea boy to work. But he says hop-along. He uses both his feet. Well, thank you so much for coming in. We're going to continue with this podcast is about a disabled to a bike. He says hopper. He uses both his feet. He's walking, he walks. Yeah, yeah. His hopping one foot. Ah.
Starting point is 00:19:33 Ah. Tom. You can hop on two feet. No, that's a jump. That's a jump. Yeah, I see. I see. So you wouldn't hate that frog, can't.
Starting point is 00:19:44 We're in breathing. He's all right. I've never met him, but you'd like him. That's because I play him. It makes sense that you like him. We have Brisbane's great. I really love Brisbane. We love Brisbane and the crowds were amazing. We ended up adding a third show
Starting point is 00:19:59 and getting pretty close to selling that out. I think we performed over 2,000 people in three days, which is pretty amazing for us. Oh, is there about you? Yeah, yeah. Crazy. I hated it. I hate Brisbane.
Starting point is 00:20:13 I love the powerhouse. I love the powerhouse. And every time I go to Brisbane every year, I go to JB High Fine. I drop a shitload of cash for some reason. You do that on every trip, everywhere we go. No, that's not. I just, just every time last two years with been in Brisbane,
Starting point is 00:20:27 I've gone to the JB High FI there and brought some really expensive piece of tech. What was the one last year? Last year was my phone. My next is 5X. Can I, can I say about Brisbane, if you're in Brisbane, you should go to the Brisbane Powerhouse
Starting point is 00:20:42 even when we're not there, because it's the best venue in the world. It's one of the best venues we've ever performed and we love it. I'm gonna say not one of I'm gonna say the The best venue in the world. Oh up on talking restaurant talking all the different theaters. I agree Who's this? It's me Steve God Oh, we're bringing back all the classic characters. Oh, here we are. I'm Steve gobb's, the much-loved character of podcast 2.
Starting point is 00:21:15 Oh, well, Steve gobb's. Yes. You'll hear that must mean it's time for... Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da Yeah. What the fuck? That's the sack, that's the sack. Here we are, it's facts with sack. And Steve Gobs. The mall is managed by the triple five group, which in turn is owned by Canada's Germansian family, along with the West Edmonton Mall.
Starting point is 00:22:02 One, two, three, four. Perhaps this is a... Was the thing when we were doing this that you were interested in shopping centers, Zach? No, I worked at a cinema in the jam factory, and that's where it started. And then I just rolled from there. I also thought it was funny to pick the least interesting.
Starting point is 00:22:20 It's a very middling, like Chadstone and Jam Factory, there are Wikipedia pages on them. But they're not, like, who's looking up a shopping center's Wikipedia page? Are we exactly the same? Get Sam in for this podcast, because he said he wanted to do one. Next one. Oh, good. I freaked out for a second.
Starting point is 00:22:37 I was like, oh no, we didn't get Sam. Anyway, Sam's going to be the guest on the next podcast. Sorry to ruin that. Any questions for Steve Gobs, guys? Yeah, I've got a couple of questions. Please, reel them off for me. One. One, when you were making the Gobs phone,
Starting point is 00:22:55 yeah. What was your main inspiration? What was the thing where you were looking at the other phones in the market? And you went, you know what you know what you can't do on a phone? You can't send emails. You can't surf the internet and you can't organize a gob. And so, what was it that sparked the idea for the gob phone? Well, I know a lot about Steve Jobs, so I can tell you, I everything but why don't you tell me, man, as a person who might know what do you reckon my thinking was?
Starting point is 00:23:30 Because I don't I just watch the movie Steve Jobs. I thought I was talking I thought I was bloody talking to Steve Gobs. You are. He was like Trump the king of avoiding the tough questions. I don't avoid questions. Can we talk about Trump? I don't think about Trump. I don't avoid questions. That's said. That said fake fake news. That's right, ladies and gentlemen. Antidona is going political political political political political political political
Starting point is 00:24:16 pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop no no question too tough we're gonna look at the man we're gonna tear him apart When you're on the right wing we're coming off the it's the political Take a shit in your mom's house Shit in a hat All right, we're talking political shit in the house Shit in the toilet
Starting point is 00:25:00 Talking shit you got this isn't that this isn't the brown podcast Sorry, I forgot I was the police. I'm sorry. I forgot I was the political podcast. Thank you, Steve gobs now shitty in a tree Now we're in shops Shit yeah one more you get one more and you have to wait at least a minute before you can do it Okay, all right Now Yeah, can we just talk about just one second you know second can we just talk about just one second you know what second can we just talk about his and trump because he's the one thing i want to say about president trump
Starting point is 00:25:48 what i reckon yep he loves to shit in a pool that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that's right guys he's a thing right we may get called cucks online we may get called cucks but we don't even care and i'll tell you why because we're here to hit the politics right on the head. We want to expose the truth about what's going on behind the scenes, because the politicians and the media and the fake news, yeah, it's real.
Starting point is 00:26:16 They don't want you to know about UFOs. Shits and hats. Tom DeLonge. Shits and trees. Do you know Tom DeLonge has flown? He's levitated. Really? Yeah. Hey guys, who took a shit in this bucket? Tom DeLonge. Right. From Blink 182. Right. He is probably the only person out there at the moment speaking the real damn hard truth. I'm taking a real damn hard shit. He left doing punk, pop punk music
Starting point is 00:26:56 to pursue a career in telling people what's what. And for that, I admire him and I hate Trump. You're not afraid to say it. He looks like a chisel. I'm not afraid to say it. He looks like a chisel. Can we talk about that here? What's up with the hair? It's like floppy-doo.
Starting point is 00:27:17 We're not afraid to say it. Yeah, and can we talk about people shitting in bags? Political podcast. Buh-buh-buh-buh- bada, bada, bada, bada. This political podcast is brought to you by La Pouquetta. We're gonna get yourself a pen-a, bowl of chippies, and a coke, and a veal, scollopini.
Starting point is 00:27:38 Here's the thing about being Italian, is that you can be walking down the street minding your own business. Tick. Car drives past you. Tick. be walking down the street mending your own business. Tick. Car drives past you. Tick. They won down the window.
Starting point is 00:27:49 Tick. They call you a dirty name. Tick. That I can't say. Tick. We said, we say it in the live show, but we're going to have to change it for when we go to England. Tick.
Starting point is 00:28:00 Because it means something else in England. Tick. And it was on a YouTube video, and I'm sorry. Tick. And it was on a YouTube video recently. And I'm sorry. Tick. But we have to understand about that word. Well, it's not a, it's not, it's context.
Starting point is 00:28:11 It's an, you're an Australian artist. Yes. It is a word you've been called. I think you're allowed to say it. Australia is known for being racially, you know, fine. I'm not allowed to say it as much as I write it and then get you to say it. Am I allowed to say it? No, you're not allowed to say it as much as I write it and then get you to say it. Am I allowed to say it?
Starting point is 00:28:26 No, you're not allowed to. You're allowed to write it and give it to Mark. Yeah. That's how you can be racist. What if I was to put it on some sort of tablet, like a tablet computer? No, like a penadole. What if I, Steve Gobs,
Starting point is 00:28:41 I was like, please, Broden doing that, yes, Steve. What are you? You're, hey, I've got a pen and all tablet. Yeah, I've got a racial slur for the first time there together in the gobb pet pill. I thought you were going to say like a Wogga doll.
Starting point is 00:29:01 I like it. Gob pill, the future, Paraseta Wog. Wog be profen. Neurowog. Keep going. Woggan, which is like Heron. I'll just get right
Starting point is 00:29:28 Gavis Wug Fuck I've got ones in my head, Buck, how's science? Yeah, that's okay. Let me just pitch a new idea to you. Yes, please. Walking down the shops Bawaka Bawaga. That's good instead of a Harry Wag, instead of hairy lemon.
Starting point is 00:29:51 Yes, Steve Gopps. You're walking down the street. You want to listen to music, but you're running. I invent the iPod. Suda wag. These are also good guys. I mean we've got the iPod on the one hand. We've got sudo. You need something. You have to put on a CD. It only has a few songs, but I can put 14 songs on your iPod Lister Wog. Oh, that's good. I
Starting point is 00:30:35 Listery you can pick your favorite 14 songs and run down the shops in them Wog paste instead of toothpaste. Yeah Your phone is able to connect to the internet with dial up but you can't use your phone and be on the internet because someone you can't use the phone when someone's on the internet. I'm all out. I'm done. I'll tell you what I'm not done with. Fight and Trump. Can we talk about Trump?
Starting point is 00:31:10 Yes. You have. What's with the hair? Oh my God. We're not afraid to say it. You hate Trump, but you also need to know bus timetables. I give you the Trump time. I hate Trump. I tell you what, if Steve Jobs, the real Steve Jobs, was Italian. Who is dead?
Starting point is 00:31:31 Who is dead. We wouldn't have the iPhone. We'd have the Wokophone. That's what he would have called it. You have dead Steve Jobs, but you need to get your groceries done. I give you the body of Steve Jobs. Oh, we're really tired. Okay, guys, I think we should wrap this up with a song. I'd love to wrap it up with a song.
Starting point is 00:32:02 That's how we end all our podcasts. You want to wrap up a show, but you also want to sing a song. I give you Zack singing. Very good. What's the song about, please? Steve Jobs. The song is about, you know, just,
Starting point is 00:32:22 I mean, how life on the road can be tough. Mm-hmm. How, how, you know, just, I mean, how life on the road can be tough. How, how, you know, love and respect is better than anything else in my life because when you've got brothers, Who needs friends? I know, well little boy, his name is Steve God When you get a hat and you're so pretty That's enough from you, Steve God So it gave you a chance and you're ruining the song Zach is my brother, he's my best friend too,
Starting point is 00:33:06 and Brodan is deep in character. When you take a hat and you put it in a bus, time table, shut up Steve, so... Zach and Mark, we're on the road together. Tom comes with us now, because he de-jays life. Take a verse. Tom please because friendship
Starting point is 00:33:27 is better than being alive. I love being on the road with my friends and we have some pasta and go on the balcony and look at the river. All of that was true except for the pasta. We never wanted pasta in Brisbane. He definitely did. We had like 10 bowls of pasta and we all shed it and kept paid for it. Oh, that was at the restaurant. That's very true. You take a man with Crohn's and a man who can play music
Starting point is 00:33:58 and put him in the gear. The rapist. DJ Crohn's. Bum bum bum. So, DJ name is DJ Crohnones because he suffers from a rare disease. That is a rare... ...testing all the seeds, maybe it's not that rare, but... ...to have surgery.
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Starting point is 00:34:54 to him you can still eat vegetables please eat vegetables Tom I guess that's the end Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum Wow, I guess that's the end of this podcast It is amazing what it is. Thank you you've been listening to the anti Donna La Pocket is anti Donna podcast. Thank you very much to Steve Gobs and to Frogman for coming in and saying hello if you want anyone else to come in and say hello. One of Mike's class in real guests. Real guests. I just thought of a character from another podcast.
Starting point is 00:35:32 Yep. Like a cheater. Yeah, that's good. Baby, so fast you wouldn't be able to keep him in the room. Yeah, you'd be like, get over here, cheater. Let's see. So if you want any, anyway, like this includes real guests, let us know on Twitter if you want anyone else to come back.
Starting point is 00:35:46 Let us know if you want to cheat a character. If you want the Cheetah character, let us know with the hashtag, let's send a viral hashtag. I would love to see some sort of Cheetah character in $90 next podcast. Let's get that hashtag trending. That's hashtag. I would love to see some sort of cheetah character in
Starting point is 00:36:05 Anci Donna's next podcast. Otherwise, let us know on Twitter or other socials. Thanks everybody. Thanks guys

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