Aunty Donna Podcast - The Best Of The Aunty Donna Podcast 101-150 - Songs With Tim Naughty Biscuits

Episode Date: August 2, 2022

Another classic throwback episode featuring the songs of Tim Naughty Biscuits! auntydonnaclub.com auntydonna.com/shows haventyoudonewell.comJoin The Aunty Donna Club: https://www.patreon.com/auntydonnaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hello, it's me, Broden, the least funny one. Lovely to be with you today this week. Today this week. Fuck am I talking about Tom. Anyway, this is for those of you who are just joining in, at the moment we're working on a secret project that we're not allowed to talk about, but it's consuming all of our time.

In fact, I've just left the other room to come and very quickly record this message to all. But that's coming along well, and we'll be able to talk about it sooner rather than later, hopefully. But what we're doing is we're counting through the highest voted episodes from what the first 300 Tom is that right? So this week we're doing 101 to 150, the people in Patreon voted for their most favorite episode from this section, which was from all accounts the hardest one to vote for, because at this point, I don't know, we'll, or must have all been mentally in a good place, because people think the episodes are funny, or maybe that's an indication that we're in a bad place.

the episodes are funny, or maybe that's an indication that we're in a bad place. Anyway, from my understanding, the winner is Tim Norte Biscuits as a character was voted as the as the favorite podcast from this. It was very nice. So usually I don't do the characters. Usually I just go, want the bloody herald, what are you going on here. But in this one, I brought in this children's character and I was like, I remember thinking, whatever the other two fuckers do, I'm just gonna keep saying, yeah, and building on whatever they say. And I'll like, that would be my plan.

And those two motherfuckers decided that they just asked me to keep repeating the song over and over and over again. So what you're hearing when you listen to this episode in real time is me mentally losing my mind as a master sing a song over and over and over again. It's a royalty free song on the YouTube studio called like Jungle Party or something like that. And it's the robot book. And people often say they like this episode. So that's very nice. I was very happy to hear that.

If you haven't heard it before, well, I hope you enjoy it. If you have heard it before, fucking, let's have a second listen. It's a bit of fun. Next week, I should say as well, some shit happened in the past week or so with KFC. So a thrilling conclusion is coming next week for that.

In the meantime, please enjoy Tim Norey biscuits. I hope you're having a wonderful day and we'll see you next week. Kisses! Can we just start again? Are you ready? What are you doing? Podcast. Let's start in. Three, two, one. Podcast. Thank you everyone for tuning into the podcast. A lot of people

we talked a little bit about it last week, but then I don't want to throw too much shade around but some on cough to ruin the whole thing. They had to apologize, but it's not worth getting into it. It's, yeah. But they're no longer with the company, so we're moving on. So we're moving on. So a lot of people have been asking us about the comedy festival about touring at the top of the year. Just for rebranding as well, just to remove our connection

to the show last week, this is now called the Antidona Comedy Podcast. Yes. Because this is the Antidona Comedy Podcast. Yes, this is the Anti-Donna Comedy Podcast. You're completely different. Completely different podcasts, completely different team. We've got rid of all the bad apples. All the bad apples are now gone.

This is a new group. Yeah. And we've got Tom behind the desk here. Oh, what's up? Good to see you Tom. Good to see you Tom. So, a lot of people have been asking about the comedy festival. We are not touring at the top of this year.

We're not doing the Melbourne International Comedy Festival. We are taking a year off, focusing on Glen Ridge, our web series, getting that out, focusing on other projects. So that's what we'll be doing over the next few months. No live show. We did think it would be nice, though, to support a young up and coming comedian. There are so many incredible acts. Melbourne International Comedy Festival is the third biggest comedy festival in the world,

has over 500, 600 acts every year in beautiful little Melbourne. Not just the CBD, it goes all the way out to Trades Hall as well. It is a gorgeous festival. And a lot of our friends are performing in it, but also some huge international stars who we just got them respect.

So obviously if you want to see anyone, if you like anyone on our podcast, Google them, check them out, have a look. There are people on our podcast, people that we have on our YouTube channel regulars that have their own shows, go and see them, support them. There is one person in particular that we want to support. A growing part of every

festival around the world is the children's section. Because parents sometimes can't get away from their kids to see the Dave users, to see their Davoneeals, you know, they want to bring their kids with them. So you know, they get a bit of comedy and their kids get a bit of comedy. But it's a fun day out for the family. So, one person that will be performing at 10 a.m. at Trade Hall over the school holidays, he just did Perth and Adelaide. He's gonna head off to Sydney after this.

And I think- He's also a Sam of so giving off the London, after all the other... He's got a lot of show love. He's also a salesman, so giving off to London after that. He's got a lot of show love, he'll be performing it so high-theat up. He shows in New Zealand as well, it's fantastic, really excited for him. So all of those wonderful things, we'll get to that.

We wanted to welcome, I guess, someone we want to support. He's a children's comedy entertainer, his name is Tim Norte-Biske, how are you today? Hello, Zach and hello, Mark and hello, Bronan. It's fantastic to be here today on the podcast, the anti-zonal comedy podcast. Oh, yes, on the children's performer. And I love performing for kids all across the world.

And it is a bit naughty at times, but we have a wonderful time. Thank you for having me, boys. Oh, it's so good to have you here. So the things that I love about what you do is you take something as simple and every day as food. That's right. And you turn it into something that is just a laugh a minute for not only me and my kids,

but for my nonna and my zios and my zias. Absolutely. And we're laughing, we're laughing and laughing and laughing. It's for the entire family. That's right because I think a lot of comedies are actually focused at the parents. If you look a bit lower the kids are looking at things and what they see is actually really quite fun like biscuits or apples and sugar and maybe a little bit of a crumb on the ground. Maybe that could be a character.

Maybe it's Naughty Crumb and he crumbles around. Naughty Crumb crawls around on the ground. Well, you've got to sign about Naughty Crumbs, don't you? Oh, would you like me to play it? I mean, I would absolutely love to hear now. Of course, normally you have to pay to see this, but Tim Naughty Biscuits is giving us a preview of his show in Trade Hall, which of course, you have to catch a bus

to, there is a bus that leaves at Melventown Hall, takes you all the way out. So excited for it. Trade Hall, the end of the old Union building. It's a hub, they turn that more into a hub this year. Is that correct? That's what I heard. I'm so excited about it. And here's my song about the crumb and the kitchen floor.

Yeah. Isn't it funny when there's a crumb on the ground in the kitchen? Round in the kitchen. The kitchen crumb. The kitchen crumb. Everyone loves the kitchen crumb. He's loves sitting around. He's a kitchen crumb. Well, so funny. Well, as funny as I remembered the first time I heard of it, it's still very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, up, but still very dirty. I think it's just a funny notion, I think.

If that little breadcrumb could have legs and arms and walk around, wouldn't that be fun? What would you say, what would you think? And I guess that song sort of answers those queries, looks at those queries, it does a really funny way. And I think that's the thing, you really capture the children's imagination. I've got three boys myself,

and they love what you do. They have this vivid imagination. I've never seen an adult hold onto that. Kids are actually quite discerning, Zachary, and what you'll find as I move around England with this accent is that children are actually harder to win over than a lot of parents. They're quite smart. A lot of people don't realize how smart kids are my five-year-old. Just the other day, I was having some engine troubles. And... Is that on a locomotion? Or just your car?

On a locomotion? That's right. I'm team, you're so silly. I know that clearly manugs them down here and we love neighbours and we are all watching neighbours. That was on my, it was on my, on my Jeep. Of course we need a little bit more room these days with the amount of kids we got. We got a fresh one in the oven.

Well that really doesn't excuse the amount of petrol that car uses. I mean, no it doesn't. But, but we do use diesel, which I believe is a little more environment. And you've just started using keep cups, Amara? I have just started using keep cups. The old ball and chain got me on it. That is actually her name, ball and chain.

I'm not being sexist there. Her name is ball and chain banana. It's an awful coincidence. But ball and chain got me, my love, I love my love, Boll and Chain. Got me, I'm serious. Is this something you want to sit around for a while if you want to move on?

I just need to make it clear that that is her name. It's an unfortunate name. I was not making some sort of old, sexist. I hate those kind of jokes. I'm not that kind of person. We have a very equal relationship. We share all the household duties She's the love of my life. She allows me to have my career. She has hers. Her name is ball and chain Now it's a funny invention because I wrote a song about the funny names that people have well that's that's

names that people have. Well that's that's... Isn't it for the names that people have all across the world? There's people lots of different names like Jim and Mahamud and James. Lots of different names like Tim, Susie, Peter and also other ones as well like Zhao in the world. Wow. Funny, true and it makes you think in a way that you haven't thought about before. What that made me think of is how many funny names there are. That's right. And that's something I hadn't thought about before. Well, that's right. You might find in one school everyone's called Jack or Peter, but at another school everyone's got a different name in Sri Lanka. They would not be called Jack and Peter would they?

And not in Indonesia, but everyone in the world doesn't matter if you're Black, Brown, Pink or Yellow. The world is a beautiful place, and that's why I wrote a song about it. About what's this song about? Colors are a great little thing to have. You're painting a picture with lots of colors. Why is it? Why is it?

Why is it? Why? Thank you so much. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Thank you so much. Can you play that song again? Absolutely. Absolutely. Wait, I'll just play it for a second. No, that's actually just where you need it.

That's what we did. Lots of colors in the world. Can you start singing this song? Just lay the back. Just lay the back. Just lay the back. No, no, no, no, I'm just singing the song, which is I wrote myself. Here's another sip.

Tim. Tim. Are you plagiarizing songs? Absolutely not. In fact, I wrote a song about plagiarism. Tim, stop. Tim. That's a song you guys have in your song.

Sorry, yes, did you have a question for me, Malcolm, exactly? Something happened just a couple seconds ago, and we just like to figure it out. Because there's one thing that we don't adhere to on this podcast. There's one thing here that we despise. Well, there's two things. Coughing during a riff. Oh isn't that awful?

Oh. When you've got a dry throat, I love to have a bit of better g- Shut the fuck up. Don't you dare. Shut the fuck up. Oh geez, that's nasty language. And the second thing is plagiarism. If you're plagiarimating,

that is the worst thing a human being can do. It's worse than manslaughter. Oh, I absolutely agree, and that's why I wrote a song about plagianism. When you plagiarize your stealing someone's IP. They're a lintelectual. What the fuck? What the fuck? Tim. Tim, we got you on this podcast.

When you had a tough time in Adelaide. Okay. Yep. Yep. When you had a tough time in Adelaide. The tuxedo cat is not the hub it used to be, but your ticket sales were just something else. So you came to me, you came to me at the Adelaide Festival artist bar and you asked me to go on the podcast week.

We're not really doing guests at the moment. Absolutely, and I appreciate it. We gave you this opportunity to plug your show to our dozens of listeners. This is a song called Sound Sandcastle. When you build a sandcastle with your grand, when you build a sand castle with your grand when you build a sand castle with your grand you go to the beach with Nan and you make your mashy peas and you crumble up in your tour it looks like Groot Groot Groot Groot. Who wrote that song? That was me, I wrote it. To Nordy Biscuits. To Nordy Biscuits. That sounded very familiar.

No, that's my new song I wrote yesterday, Moan. Tim, we're not saying that you're not bringing something new to the work. We're not saying that you're not writing the lyrics. But that music, at least two songs you've played today have lyrics to the work. We're not saying that you're not writing the lyrics, but that music At least two songs you've played today have lyrics on them already. It's like you're just googling some They haven't air that's not the show it all the songs have an air of you Google searching

Music we're all different music not we're all the free music. Not putting karaoke in the Google search. Clearly, because a lot of them have vocals already recorded on it. And then the topics, the lyrical content is of things that you have literally just said or that have come up in sort of riffs. No. And it's quite strange how you seem to have a song for not only do you have a song for everything that we're talking about, but then when you start to sing about it, the lyrics

are literally just the observation that you've made. And now when I think about it, my favorite song from your show, Puppy Pantsants has the exact same melody, top line, structure as yesterday by the Beatles. That's true, no, that's not true at all I mean. Okay, so you just said... I don't know which song you're talking about there, I think. Pupi Pants. I remember it very well. Well, that's not what I'm playing now.

When I did a poo inside my pants, oh poo, pee pants, you played that at the end of your show and I was moved to tears. And when I asked you, when you wrote that song, I said it sounds a lot like yesterday, you said, no, no, no, no. That's just your ears. This is an element in McCartney, this is a naughty biscuit. I can play it now,

but we can listen if you'd like. I'd love to hear it again. Okay, well this is a song, isn't't it naughty when you're going down the shops and you're what and you feel something rumbling and your pants That's right. You might have done a poopy pants Kim I did a poop in me pants. Sorry. I did a poop in me pants Sorry, oh no, where's the local Lou where I can clean the poo out of me pants? Are you talking about that song? Tim, we are. Tim.

I feel like a fool because I could actually hear McCartney singing in the background and and and it is so easy to find karaoke versions of Beatles songs it's so easy they've all been done the other thing is you could have just called that a parody song Tim I'm disappointed I trusted you disappointed I'm just down to think you're a bit of an idiot. No, absolutely not. And BOOM! It's okay that you've made a mistake. It's not true that first impressions last.

We all make mistakes. Here's a song about making mistakes like breaking a glass or dropping a glass of apple juice. This is hard to do a mistake. Mistakes are hard to make, but when you say, Sorry, that's okay. You're making a mistake. Okay. Tim, I've got one thing to say to you right now.

I think I'm feeling this too. Tim, we were wrong. We were wrong. We were wrong. You are right. I have never heard anything that funny, that good for the kids. It makes you laugh. It makes you laugh.

Thank you so much, John. I've got a little, I've got a little, I've got a little eight year old. She's so serious now. She's always so serious. And just to see her having a laugh, she's getting bullied pretty badly. She's a great, a great, three. Yeah, oh my god. Oh my god. She's getting bullied by some of the other girls in her class. Getting a bit down. Nothing serious, but just getting a bit down, we went to see your show and your song about bullying and turning that frown upside down, really just, really did turn her frown upside down. Alright, well here's the song that's about cyberbullying.

When you get cyber your fucking phone. You should get off your fucking phone, sorry. You fucking stupid kids. Get off your fucking phone. Time out. Time out. Yeah. We didn't do a language warning.

Tim, because we had to do it. Well, I didn't swear. I don't think I swear. I don't think that's why. I don't think that's why. Oh, I'm free. So you did a song about cyber bullying and how and the negative effects of it. But then you started to cyber bully.

I thought I felt cyber bullied, even though this is happening in person, I felt bullied and cyber bullied at the same time. Oh, let's have a good, let's keep having a, let's keep listening to the song. See, if it was cyber bullying, Mark. Mark's a cunt. Mark's a cunt. Stop the song, stop the song.

When, at what, when did you write this song? I wrote it three years ago, three years ago. It was your first dead and preferring. Sure. Right, I hadn't three years ago. Three years ago. It was your first Edinburgh Fringe. Sure. Right, I hadn't met you then. No, we hadn't met. I didn't know you, I didn't know you tool, uh, tool last year. At the Guild of the Blue.

When I met you. When I met you. When I met you. When I met you. When I met you. When I met you. When I met you. When I met you.

When I met you. When I met you. When I met you. When I met you. When I met you. When I met you. When I met you. When I met you. When I met you. I'm halfway through the Edinburgh Fringe Festival. And we're up the top there on the Gilderblown artist bar. You're showing us on that lead. We're showing you over that lead. Seven AM.

And you did 12 a day. It's a great time. You did 12 songs a day for I think it was 136 days in a row. Then you got a day off at the end, which is weird. The day off is at the end. Doesn't make sense. They should just end, which is weird. The day off is at the end. It doesn't make sense. They should just end it a day earlier. Both about to throw ourselves off the balcony at the top of the top of the blue. Theodarium, remember Karen, was in. Carol was talking to that. Who's that piece of shit from?

Who's that fucking piece of shit? I don't know, you're probably not afraid of who you're going to say. If you're going to say someone, are you going to need to eat? It's a funny one, robots dance. I saw robots dancing in the street. I saw robots dancing with their feet. They were eating mash banana, they were eating lots of biscuits, they were the robots doing a robot boogie. When you see your robot girl grab that robot boogie girl and dance with her all the time. That robot boogie, it's my favorite kind of boogie Apart from the boogles in your nose oh gross robot dance and robots Prads robots love to put on funny hats

Robots love robots love the love each other when they dance You get a But in your house and they love to clean and dance In the middle of the night one night Like an apple juice Like an apple juice, us knock out to the kitchen and pour me self-adrig and I saw that robot boogie in the street. He was dancing around, he was dancing around and the other robots came out to dance. And the robots all had fun and we all had spaghetti, cause robots love spaghetti.

If you love spaghetti and you love robots, then come along and robot dance. You should robot dance with your robot mate and go play soccer in the park. When my mum takes me and my robot to the park, we have Strasbourg Sam, which is with cheese. And we all have sliced apple and some grapes. Fruit and vegetables really yummy,

have it with your robot friend. Fruit and vegetables really yummy. Here with your robot friend fruit and vegetables really yummy here's the fruit and vegetables I eat mango pop or lots of strawberries blue berries and mango and also bananas yes there's some fun to eat but have an adult cut them up for you it's important to get an adult to cut your fruit and veys because you might hurt your finger but back to the robots I saw them dancing come and do a robot dance with me Oh sorry I'm just back from the bathroom did you just play us a song? Absolutely. I'm so sorry I missed it Would you mind playing it again for us? No problem at all. It goes like this. Hey robot get out of the kitchen. I was in the kitchen one day.

You're working on my ham and pastrami and I saw a robot dancing. I saw a robot dancing. It was a cheeky robot doing a dance. Robots are a program for cleaning up around the house, but they can also dance and sing. If you find a robot who loves to dance, they say hey robot come dance with me. Robots like to salsa dance, it's their favourite dance, but they also love doing the robot. So you should find a robot and have a little dance and learn some cool dance moves from them. A robot dance is my favourite kind of dance. It helps me to dance. Robot dancing is my favourite dance.

Also playing with my friend Aaron. Aaron has big pants, big, big pens. He's got the biggest pens you've seen. They come from his hips right down to his toes. What a naughty boy robots are fun and robots are good come to a robot dance if you like to robot dance they robot dance with me I saw my dad come home from the bank he works at a bank and he came home and he saw the robot dancing and he said, hey, let

give me that a try. And me doorkey dad, he did a robot dance all around the kitchen and the lounge room. And then the robot came out and said, hey Dad, you're a dog but you love your robot dance! Robot dance all around the house while they vacuum the carpet! And they love to dance because they're my robot dancers! I love robots. A beep, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, dancing with my friends. Robo-bot dance. Wow, wow, wow, that was amazing.

That was amazing. That was so good. Is what I would have said if I'd heard it, but unfortunately I had to take a toilet break. Can I hear that tug again? Absolutely. I can't hear it. I'm very fond of happening to that for you right now.

If that's really what you want. I'm 100%. I'm 100%. I'm going to be completely honest with you. No. I did hear it. 100% 100% I'm gonna be completely honest with you No! I did hear it So for me, he's already done it twice It would be so easy for you to just go back and listen to it

However, I love it so much No! I didn't get you to do it a third time It would be a reminisc of myself I've heard you mix it up a little bit as well So I just want to hear what you do and then listen back. Alright, this is a song about one day I got home from kindergarten and I've been painting finger paintings all day and when I came in the house with me mum Lisa. I saw a robot doing a funny thing.

I was coming home from the shops. I carried some cereal for breake the next day and I walked in the door and I saw a funny robot doing some silly. The robot was moving his legs in funny ways. His arms were flabbling back and forth. I thought, hey robot, what the hell you doing and he said, I'm doing the robot dance. He was doing the robot dance. He was dancing around he was dancing around the kitchen it was dancing around the backyard I said can I join in to and he did a little dance and he did a little bronze and my little brother Sam he joined in and

he danced around the kitchen and me neighbours, joining there from India, but they're welcome to. And we danced with me robot and we danced all around, and we danced to the robot song. The robot's me favourite, his name is Shim, and he is me robot from Japan and he tells me stories about Japan and how they dance in Japan

and how they dance in India too. But wherever you're from we all love fruit and vegetables and apple juice and we did the robot dance. Yes, we did the robot dance. Yes, we did. Robot and we want to kill ourselves. And the robot said, Hey, I love you, Timmy Norsy biscuits. I love you. And you're on a robot robot dance robot robot robot robot friends robot robot robot robot dance and this is the last time I'll be

doing the robot dance robot dance with your friends robot dance robot dance incredible I I'm so no please I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm just I got a call from my landlord yeah but I understand that but I was at some point the owner's falls back on you secretary that if you're not listening to it who am I performing for you? You've got listeners on this podcast who've had to sit through three performances of robot dance. I know and just think as you're not here just not mean that they haven't heard it. You know what I mean? Yeah but I feel awful man I think it's really rotten of me to have. You don't want to hear me rainbow forest song

I really think you can listen back. What do you think Mark? What do you think Mark? It's It's hard for me to give my opinion because I was so distracted the last So I feel like I've only heard it once opinion because I was so distracted the last time I did the robot dance. Alright. So I feel like I've only heard it once. Alright. So, well I don't need to hear it again. I did miss that third rendition of it. And for me it will be reminisc, of myself,

to not at least get the first half of the robot. All right. Maybe you may... Just do, just do the first half, just to where you're comfortable. Right, all right. That's all right. It's just so I've got it in my head, and then we can move on. So I was going to the Westfield supermarket the other day

with my grandma and pop. We were buying biscuits and cheese for lunch when I realized something funny in that tech window I said hey, man pop. What's that robot doing? They said he's doing the robot dance. I was boying Cheese and picky to me man And your friend came over and he said, Hey, have you got a robot and can he do the boogie? It was the robot dance. And the robot did a boogie that I'd never seen before.

I said, Ma'am Pop, can I buy that robot? And they said absolutely would cost ten quid every bother robot there and then. And he did the robot boogie, yes he did the robot dance. He did it all in the car home. We were in our voxhall Astra and he did the robot boogie and we stopped at Pritt and Mangia for a sandwich. That's half way through. Oh great, sorry. I was just tying my shoe like a hug.

Never you're ready. Let's do the first half. Sorry, did you just do it? Yes. Oh, I'm so sorry. I was tying my shoe. I missed it completely. Just the first half.

Just mad, this man's giving your films up as if the episode So the first time it only half the song that's right We're podcast goes for too short anyway. I think we can get to 40 with this all right one more time I'll do the first half of this song even a quarter all right The first quarter would be imagine I would love to just hear the first quarter all right, alright, the first, I don't know how to start the song. Alright, one sec, you wanna hear the first quarter. Yo, I was in the Savannah with me friend, Savannah Peter, and he saw some funny in between the cheaters and high inness.

He saw some real funny in between the trees and the grass, I was in Africa with his savanna and a sore, a funny shiney-looking thing. It was a robot there, dancing away with the monkeys and the cheetos and the hippos. He was doing something funny with his dance scenes. He was dancing like a monkey and a giraffe and he said to me, what are you doing? And I said I'm watching you, what are you doing? He's doing the robot boogie, yes he's doing the robot dance. African version. He was doing it with his friends the monkeys. Yes, he was doing it. He was doing. And whenever you're ready, what do you mean when I'm ready?

This whenever you're ready. That first we got to hear that first quarter. I just did the first half of the song. Oh, we were getting coffee and biscuits. I didn't realize. I thought you were going to wait until we came back from coffee and biscuits. All right. I'm going to get one more time. Just an ape. I'm just getting to know. Just an ape. One more time. And if you're not listening, then that is on you fucking people, right? Okay. If you're not fucking listening, that fucking is on you, you fucking cuntz! Where's that clear?

We just need to hear an 8th. I can't imagine we'll need to do anything else. I've tied my shoelace, I've been to the bathroom, I've gotten coffee and biscuits, a coffee and biscuits for everyone. Alright. Just an 8th of the... Are you ready? Yes.

I was in this the first, the furthest parts of Asia, trying Singapore noodles and fried rice. Really, all we need to hear is an eighth. I just didn't eat it. We just, you just did it then. Yes. We were getting hysterectomies., we were getting hysterectomies We were just getting hysterectomies real quick. Why did you do it in the middle of our hysterectomy appointments?

You knew I had to go under general guys, I'm leaving And if you don't want to hear the robot book you saw And that's on you because I'm doing I've done the robot. This is where you're confused We want to hear the robot with desperate to hear I've only just just Only got to hear it once all its way through just a sixth eighth of the robot movie song the first five seconds I wouldn't kill just hear the five first seconds again Please the five first seconds again. Please. The five first seconds.

Yeah, that would actually make sense. I want to hear the first seconds, five times. That's all he wants to hear is just you doing the first second of the song. All right. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was, I was, I was.

Yeah, so it's three more times, and then I will have heard all five. Caught the first two. Listen, yeah, I only caught the first two. I had to pop out because I'd run out of tea. I was watching you the whole time. I can see you. You've both been sitting there.

I feel like you're pulling. I like leg. I just wasn't paying attention. Excuse me, we're not pulling your dick. I said leg mate. Oh wow. That's not my bad. I'm gonna plate the robot book before it's on for you

or more time. All the way before you do, before you do, you've just wrapped in Adelaide, you just did the four, five weeks in Adelaide. Absolutely, it had a great time in the garden of on earth, it leads to lots. So you did the kid show, you did the late night variety show, you did your adult show.

Yep, and every single day. I've lost 80,000 Australian dollars. And now I'm going to Trade Hall at Melbourne Comedy Festival. Oh, it's going to be great. And you're not worried about... You're not worried about audiences going all the way up there. LAUGHTER Absolutely not. It's going all the way up there. Absolutely not. It's not too far from the city.

There's a shuttle bus. And you know what? And you're doing the factory and Sydney? Yeah, absolutely. The factory. Yeah. Where are you performing in Brisbane? I'm performing at the powerhouse.

If you want to check out more what are your socials? Tim Norty biscuits across the board. We will of course be talking. I'm very excited we've secured an interview with your manager, Sarah. Next week I'm very excited to talk to her, but in the meantime, thank you so much for coming on Tim Noughty Biscuits. Yeah, an absolute pleasure. I know it's all the young kids who might be listening today as well. So finishing off rounding up our podcast in its entirety, Tim Noughty Biscuits, we'll be performing for you his song from his live show what's it called? It's called robot dance robot dance. I can't wait to hear it

Here is Tim Nordy biscuits With robot dance boogie Absolutely this song is dedicated to all the robots out there. I Was 5,000 leagues underwater when I noticed a funny thing. Beneath all the fissies and the coral and the seaweed, deep beneath a sunken pirate ship, it was a robot doing something funny. He was dancing in a funny, funny way. He was moving with his feet. He was moving with his bum. He was doing the robot dance. He was doing the robot boogie in the water. Even but that's because he can he doesn't need to breathe he doesn't have

lungs he just charges his battery and this robot must have been water proof because he was doing the robot boogie he was doing the robot dance he was dancing in funny funny ways he was dancing through the water and I had a scuba diving suit on. That's how I didn't suffocate. And we ate some mashy peas and we put them in our nose and we laughed because they looked like boggles. Anyway, we're dancing around in the fucking water and we did some dancing with the robot And he went beep, boop, boop, beep, I'm a robot

I'm a robot from Japan And he went too bad and we had funny dreams About how we danced all day We did the dream boogie in our sleep And me grand mama was there, she passed away in real life But then the robot came back and said Let's watch a streaming platform So we watched when we danced and we ate some corn and pureed old potatoes

And then we went outside and we played futsal Indoor soccer outside And we played the robot The robot was really good He picked them like David Beckham And then we all went to the shops and we had some chocolate. He clears the robot boogie with me robot friends. Good night, me robot friend.

Robot. Well, thank you so much and we can't wait to hear your phone call No! No! Unfortunately we did miss it Fuck off I'm leaving! Alright well, I'm so sorry to listen as if you didn't get to hear the robot buggy because you were too busy contemplating life, tying your shoe, getting coffee and biscuits. That was the last opportunity I guess we'd ever have. That was Tim Sogi biscuits. You can catch him all the way out at Trades Hall. If you can get directions there, somehow. Good luck. It's quite a hike. Good night Australia. You've been listening to the

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