Aunty Donna Podcast - The Best Of The Aunty Donna Podcast 151 - 200 - 30 Minutes Of Straight Fire
Episode Date: September 6, 2022Enjoy this classic fan favourite where Bro, Mark and Zach rap for 30 minutes straight. auntydonnaclub.com havnetyoudonewell.com auntydonna.com/shows  Join The Aunty Donna Club: https://www.patreon.co...m/auntydonnaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Hello beautiful audience. It's me Broden and I'm joined today to intro this episode with my good friend who happens to be here Joe Koski
Hi
Joe
Why are you such a cunt?
What is it about you? It's because I went to prime school. Yeah, now
Joe it's my pleasure to announce the highest voted by the Antidona Club members the best episode of the podcast from episodes
151 to 200
Did you know that Joe? Yeah, sing a bit of strength for him
Sing a bit of strength oh you're not you're in come from away right now. Yeah come from away. Yeah, yeah sing a bit of come from away
Welcome to the rack
so away. Sing a bit of come from away. Welcome to Iraq. So, that's so, in this episode, the one
that was voted by our wonderful members of the Antidona Club, Pell by Patreon, and you can
become a member too, you just got to go to the website. They voted for 30 minutes of straight
fire stick with it, which is us wrapping, if you haven't listened to us much before. Sometimes
we like to freestyle a lot. Did you know that Joe? Yes. You're going to talk into the mic.
Hi. So, 30 minutes of straight fire. This episode very famously introduced... Is this
the first time we did it Tom? Yes. It introduced a very special character I believe called Mugi.
Because I fucked up my words, and so Zach made a character out of the fuck up.
And we liked that character so much.
It ended up being in a show for Netflix that also starred Ed Helmsms and I was in it
Were you in it Joe? Yeah, his voice was
His voice was oh, he's voices in it for what was his voice?
He sung the song for the fashion montage of the song for the fashion montage bit
Well the reason we're doing these once a month at the moment these flashback episodes is we're working on another project that we can't talk about.
Can you talk about it?
Oh, we can talk about, oh, it's a television show that we're making, a sitcom, for the ABC
in Australia and then we'll be coming to other places around the world that you can watch
at TBC.
And we start shooting it literally in two days from when I'm recording this.
Joe?
Where can we see it? I just said that man.
No, but where?
On the ABC and other places. But listen, I've talked on long enough,
haven't I Tom?
Please enjoy 30 minutes. This is one of my favorites to do. And I think,
you know, when it came out, I remember people liking it. And I like you,
dear listener. Thank you for choosing us
We'll see you next week with a new episode, but in the meantime enjoy 30 minutes of straight fire stick with it
Yeah, yeah
Hey, oh you don't have podcast 2050
Yeah, they're banking them. Yeah're a podcast in a road motherfucker.
Chicken.
Zach.
Yesterday we did five podcasts and today we're doing three.
I don't you know, we have a rule we only do two in a day,
but we're banking them.
Can't, banking them yet.
Just a fact check.
I think we did four yesterday and now it's 3, so we're up to 7, hey?
I did 5, because I guess they're on simpaticant's podcast, and they're on the fuck yeah!
Last week we did it a couple more, yes we did them really really good.
Yo, we got lots of podcasts, we're begging them to do it, I'm gonna understand.
Yeah we got them doing more in a the row that we put about every week
You're gonna take a dust to Christmas and that's gonna make us freak, yeah
Yeah we don't have time to podcast every week
So we're banking the podcast
Banking is a term where you record lots in the road
Then you put them in a bank just a computer file
Out of our D's we're out of our D's
Out of our D's we're out of ideas, out of ideas, out of ideas, we got no more pork cause ideas, we are out of ideas.
We haven't just press record and figured out what was gonna happen in and about 100 podcasts, and that's what we're doing now.
I've been up my fucking laptop, got some things out of there.
I found a rap beat that went for 30 minutes and I said okay, we'll just do that.
Now we're just doing that now.
It's gonna be way for 30 minutes and I said okay we'll just do that Yeah Now we're just doing that now It's gonna be rapping for 30 minutes
Anyway gotta get tired in about 5 minutes but we gotta do that
We gotta do it quick
We gotta do it fast
We gotta get moving up and we won't last yet
Yeah
Broden Kelly
Oh love roughin' around
Broden Kelly loves roughin' roughin' tumble
Broden Kelly for the fumble
If you want to be a kung fu master,
you must first go kung fu.
If you want to be a kung fu master,
you must kill, kill, kill.
I'm doing like a sample.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bring her up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ma benana.
Have you ever done a piss in your pants? Have you ever done a piss in your pants? Have you ever near a tube piss in the toilet Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, big fucking feel, bitch!
He pissed in his pants, oh look a little pain
About the time you pissed your pants
I pissed in my pants, I was wearing my tracksuit pants
So the pants got all soaked up with the piss
I tried to piss on the wheel of my car
And tried to make it look like I was checking the tire but then I did up his and my pants I have my pink
Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike cut out
It's back, that go
Let me tell you a thing or two about
podcasting, yeah, yeah, yeah.
When you do a podcast, here's what you gotta do.
Put it on.
But get together with your friends.
Yeah, and then you get together with your friends.
And you flip, fuck.
So, some people wanna know how to do a podcast.
And what we do is we are recording 10 podcasts in three days.
And we're at podcast number seven.
And let me tell you where a little bit time.
We're out of ideas when starting the lose.
I'm online.
And.
Broding Kelly.
How do you do?
I'll make love sweet love to you.
I'll take you down to the beach.
I've sex with you on the beach.
And then I'll take you to a cafe.
And we'll have a coffee.
Come flat white latte, cappuccino.
I doesn't bother me as long as your bino is good.
Beans in the brew.
Coffee, momma,ca, mocha, too,
Broden, Kelly, worked at shops.
Whop, Tom, Tom's on his phone, waving at Tom, Tom's on his phone, Broden, Kelly,
Home Alone, yeah, Mapo Nano, have you seen Home Alone?
I've seen number two, but ain't seen number one. He's serious, you have you seen Home Alone? I've seen Number 2, but ain't seen Number 1.
What?
Serious, you haven't seen Home Alone?
I've seen Number 2, but I ain't seen Number 1.
Holy shit, Jesus Christ.
Oh my God, I need to have a splice.
Have you seriously not seen Number 1?
I've seen Number 2, but I ain't seen Number 1.
Yeah, I got that bit, but I don't know if it's a joke.
Are you serious?
You haven't seen number one.
So I've seen the movie that is known as Home Alone 2,
but I've seen number one.
No, it's a trope to when someone hasn't seen a popular movie
to go, oh my God, I can't believe I've seen that movie.
Have you really not seen Home Alone 1? I know you're gonna know what you're gonna say but seriously
That's insane is number one when McCullough, Lee, Culkin gets
Lost at the airport and then he's in New York on his own cuz if I've that's home alone one then I've seen number one
No, no, that's not even at a home.
The first one's called Home Alone
because it's set in Tully and Home.
That's why it's,
ha, right.
Right.
Oh.
Change Mike, I need to finish this.
Have you not seen one of the biggest movies ever?
Have you not seen my coolly Culkin
in Home Alone Joe Pesci?
I've seen Home Alone yet.esci I've seen Home Alone, yeah, yeah I've seen Home Alone Oh one where he's left in New York
No, and he meets Donald Trump, yo
Mark, for me finish, work after this, I'm gonna take you to watch Home Alone
It's gonna McColley Culkin, Joe Pesci
And an ensemble of really cool pics, yeah, yeah, can you believe he hasn't seen it?
What?
What?
Have you not been this big?
No, it's just an Instagram.
Get off Instagram, Zach, check it.
Mark Bonano here.
He ain't seen, homelone one.
Really?
Yeah, I see.
I see, number two.
I just ain't seen, number one.
So you haven't seen the one with, like, set in the house and stuff?
I've seen the one set in the hotel.
Ah, that's number two, so you haven't seen number one?
No, I've said I can't be more clear about this.
I don't think I've seen my home alone one, but I've definitely seen home alone too with
McColle Cokin.
So Mark, I just want to say, I don't want to be that guy, you know, that's all you haven't seen that movie
But that's really funny that you haven't seen that movie. I hope this isn't ground you've already covered
I'm rotin' Kelly, I love to fuck, I yes I do, I live in fuck, a duck, yeah
Brotin' Kelly, yes I am, I'm a little bit smelly, cause I've been doin' podcasts all day long
I can feel it in my ding dong, my penis
My penis in my pants, that's where I keep my penis in my pants
Not like Louis CK, he takes his penis out
Broden Kelly keeps his penis in his pants
People used to say I look like Louis CK
But then at one day that completely stopped
One day no one ever called me that again
The day before, eight people said it then then one day
New York Times man an article the next day nobody called me that anymore
Yeah, yeah
Did you say yeah?
Okay, here I come
Yeah, get ready
Zachary Wayne
Yeah, yeah
Here he comes!
Zach Rwain! Keep coming!
Yeah!
Here he goes!
Get ready!
We're ready!
Zach Rwain!
Do it bro!
Hipe, hype!
Zach Rwain!
Come on!
Get ready!
Zach Rwain!
Yeah, yeah!
We have one more chance and then we'll move on.
Hipe, hype!
Alright, here I go.
Check it.
Zach Rwain on the mic.
Spit it.
Second Wayne is my name and I've got the fame
cause I'm down in blame.
Don't tell me what they gotta say
because I'm the bully with the hat and the game.
I've got the coolest boy, friend.
Friends of, uh, Jim, Jim.
I love to eat a bit of honey with Jim. I was a clam., that's the same.
Yeah, yeah.
That started out real strong, man.
It was the strongest rap ever.
That was both the best and the worst rapper ever.
You know, we've heard from Muppet Nana,
Kelly, Zach, Wayne, but have we heard from the big one?
This is the guy he will last all night long.
His name is Motherfuckin' Tom, I'm strong. Yeah, the guy he will last all night long. His name is
Motherfuckin Tom, I'm strong. Yeah, give it up Tom, sing and rap. Come on, pong.
Hey yo, I want on a website called Random Hip Hop lyric thing. Yeah, go.
Hey yo Mark, it's time. It's time Mark, I'd Mark begin straight out of the cool
dungeons of rap Check it!
The muffin drop steepers does my Zachary
I need to bleed because it'll bleed as a Dackary
Beyond the walls of Bikes, the life is the fun
I think I've actually done it when I'm in a bronzer
I've said a month
Hope the log got some hug
My frog don't like no dirty analog
Run up the demagogue and get the dialogue
I'm in a bronzer, I've said a month
Well more could you ask for the crazy muffin
You gotta complain about podcasting.
I got to love it though.
Someone's still, what does that say?
Yeah.
Okay, so let me.
What the fuck?
Did you put, did you go to a website
if you put words in?
To my words?
Yeah.
Right, okay.
You can do the rest.
Yeah, all right.
Yeah, all right, my banana.
Just do some freestyle of the top of your dome.
Come on man. Mother fuck, mother fuck, mother fuck, I'm wrapping to the some freestyle of the top of your dome. Come on man
Fuckin' mother fuckin' mother fuckin' I'm rapping to the rap and I'm gonna move your trap strong hot sweaty like a dog
Boy, I tell you I thought we were in analog can't take the podcast in can't take the Broden
I would have tried to spin but I guess I'm no Rodin I'm rapping to the tap and I'm gonna move you rap
Yeah, yeah, it's in a brand's week state of mind when I was young my cousin had an Odin. I was kicked out without no road, Rodin.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Rodin. Here we go. Back sack Wack, Wack, Track, Cluck
Snack, Track, Track Track, Flag, Cluck
Back Crap, Snap
Pads, Slap, Cap
Rap, Set, Cluck
Fat, Fat, Head, Flat
Strap, Glade, Tap
Zack, Said, Ragn, Tat, Flak
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we got zack backpack
come back payback
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codecplayback kickback Come back, pay back, throw back, back track, code, deck, play back, kick back, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nasentag, fullback, rideback, cutback, rollback, combat, zig-zag, Packed Pro Sec. As good man, as good. Come on Zach. Pro Sec. High Jabbletown.
Oh okay, yeah Pro Sec, hijack hijack hijack cognac soundtrack blackjack hijack hijack hijack hijack.
Don't tap back to the setback rag sack. Too far so I'm gonna pull that.
Check it out.
Half time.
My name is Tim Northy Biscuits and I'm here to spit a rhyme for you lot of that fun little crumb
That you're finding the back of the fridge
Ever know to sir as a bag of the fridge find little crumb sitting in the corner
What if that crumb has a mind and he thought things that you couldn't think in time?
20 minutes left
Yeah, I'm Tim Northie Biscuits. How do you do? I'm a rapping boy. What do you know?
I love singing the kids about the robot boogie check me man. I'm moogie moogie. How do you say?
I'm moogie. Moogie. I'm moogie. Moogie. Moogie.
Moogie.
Rocky!
Rocky!
Oh, oh! Oh, yeah!
He's so mean.
I love you.
Introduce you to my friend.
He's the man.
It's pizza boy, man.
My name is Hava Tori.
I'm a silly fella.
I love to eat the sandwich with a mortadella.
Sometimes I like to eat cheese.
Sometimes I like to appease.
Jesus Christ, he's in my life.
I always go to church on a Sunday.
Because I love to eat a ice cream Sunday
Benaransplit
With the teeth
I love to put my head in the teeth Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr my wife. I've had the sex of your time and you were very, very nice. One time I beat
it in a bath of ice. I like to drink myself to $250 a bottle.
You know, just don't ever have a magnum ego
after the whiskey or a shitty offense.
Everywhere I've met a salami.
Everywhere I've got a pork and a salami.
You grind it up, put in the salt,
and the capsicum sauce is a Sicilian style.
Hello, my name is Sim, I'm from South Africa.
It's not air walk in the park, they are mock.
Mark, hello, my name is Sam, I'm from South Africa and I've got to say it's not a walk
in the park
Don't you think it's not a walk in the park? It's not a walk in the park my mark
Have you read the book the power of one? It's a very hard book. It's about the power of one
Now I'll tell you about the power of one
power of one. Now I'll tell you about the power of one. Uh oh, the beat that did change. Now Mark, here's the thing about the power of one.
There's a scene where a boy got pissed on by some bullies.
Yeah, the bullies did some pissing on the boy, but it's not a walk in the park.
Mark, Mark, listen, I gotta stop the frown
It's really hard here where living in Cape Town
South Africa is not a walk in the park
No, it's not, so just listen here, Mark, I love to fuck
It's my favorite thing to do
Mark, fucking is my mother fucking favorite thing to do
Yeah, you got to, you got to, you got to try and do too Whoa, shut up, you got to go. Yeah! I tried to do it.
Whoa.
Shout out to me the girl from...
Oh no.
You don't want to know from...
You're ninja, you're ninja, you're ninja.
I don't wanna know.
But I'll go back to this one.
South Africa is not a walk in the park.
My name is Steve and I have go walk in the park.
And now a is too long to try and do one big rap song
Listen Mark, listen, listen to us
We're talking about pass, pass from my ass
Comes out of my ass, Mark, I'm from South Africa
Now Mark, it's not a walk in the park, my Mark.
Mark, it's not a walk in the park.
Have you read the part of one, my friend?
It's about a book and it's not a walk in the park.
Yeah, now welcome to the microphone.
A little man who is also a reptile, his name is frogman, take it away frogman.
Happy to my name's frogman, I'm a frog and a man and a frogman too.
I love to dance and I love to go, but most of all of my girl ladies go woo I go to my lily pattern to have a dance but most of all of my girl ladies go woo
I'm a frog man!
I'm a frog man!
I'm a frog man!
Check it, check it!
Frog man!
He's not from Pakistan!
No!
He's just a simple little amphibious man
And he wears a hat and he fucks all the other frogs. Yeah, see does they love to see her many talks
That's bathers in Australian. That's what we're mailing you. Yeah, hey
It's a rough thing. Yeah, you are man. That's a good rap about me
Where did you come up with all that?
I swear he can go come on a wall. He can go go in a stall
He can go any way that he wants to go cuz he is a book of the wall
Well, that's a nice little yeah, isn't it probably that all of X characters have no sets of rhythm his favorite
Krispy Kreme is original glaze when he eats it he goes into a haze.
He loves to smoke, he loves to folk, he loves to suck on his dick at night.
I thought that was going somewhere.
Me too.
I guess you never know, do you say it here?
Who have you ever gotten to the shops?
Got yourself sucked, nice to the shops? Got yourself some nice from the shops? What's your favorite thing to get at the shops?
Is it a stake at the shops?
Well, my guy guess it depends on the mood I'm in if I'm hungry and I feel like a steak then sure yeah, I'd like that a lot
But not usually what I go there for you scrot. I go to the shoppers to buy different things from bling to other little things
Hot dogs cheese maybe a hat. I go there. I go rat-a-tat-tat. I'm not shooting people
I just go rat-a-tat-tat. Iatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatat on the weekdays! Well that's an interesting question mark. I'll answer that stark, Tony Stark and Iron Man.
This is how I shop, yo.
I live near an I.G.A.
So I incrementally purchase things through the fucking day.
Milk and the morning,
pudding at night,
in the middle there I'll get
corn chips for a fright.
Yeah.
Woolworths for the big shop, can't.
Oh, fucking go to Woolworths for a big shop come
Well, every week I do one big shop. I go to calls and do one big shop. I plan my shop. I plan out more meals
I don't have fuck around this ain't no deal. I like to get some chicken from the store. I like to get around. I know more. I go to
big gardens with matrolley. I buy everything in one big goalie.
I also like to go to the shops I buy chicken and chips from the shops.
Yeah.
Sharks
Yeah
Papa I'm going to the shops every goddamn day I'm buying everything for me to slayer cook roast and beef and lots of other things I do not like to rap for half an hour
I'm trying this is killing me for some really not enjoying
Yeah, you just got a little rhythm taker.
It's fun.
If you have fun with the rap and you can become number one.
I got a new character you want to hype him up?
Yeah, this is my favorite character.
He's a wild boy.
Please welcome to the microphone.
What's your name?
Mugi. It comes Mugi. Oh, please welcome to the microphone. What's your name? Moghi.
It comes Moghi.
I like it.
Moghi.
What?
I like it.
I'm Moghi, Moghi, Moghi.
If you're a Moghi, I'd like to.
I like it too.
Moghi, Moghi, Moghi.
Moghi, Moghi, Moghi with your hands and your feet.
Moghi, Moghi, Mog boogie if you love to skate
Go, boogie, boogie, boogie if you love to play
I'm moogie, boogie, boogie every thought that I
Moogie is the best fucking character
I've ever seen in 170 podcasts
I wanna fuck moogie really hard
I wanna fuck moogie till my dick turns into a shard of crystal
Ye-healing crystals
Bring my dick next to your bed
Give yourself good dreams at night
Don't get a nightmare that would be a fright
Mugi, where you from?
I'm from the boogie
Mugi, where you been
I love to boogie I love you been. I love to boogie.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Yeah.
Mogie, watch your eight.
I love to eat the boogie.
Mogie watch your way.
I wear the boogie.
Mogie.
Boogie, where's your friends?
What?
What?
I said, who's your friends?
Mogie, who your friends?
Tell us who your friends at.ugi, who's your friends?
Tell us who your friends at.
Mugi loves to boogie with his boogie, boogie, boogie.
Mugi, it's a big weekend.
You've got your family and your co-in round the bend.
You're taking them all to Disneyland and you've got a hire car from Hertsy, yeah.
So what kind of car you're getting, Mugi?
I want to hear right now what you're hiring.
I'm getting that Mugi, Mugi fan for the Mugi crew.
Mugi, Mugi loves to Mugi in the Mugi fan.
Fair enough, but let me ask you this.
Hong Kong's being taken over by mainland China.
The people are protesting. it's becoming quite upsetting
What do you think the best thing for China to do to intercept the Hong Kong protests?
What's the thing to do? I don't really know much about that situation
Zach hasn't thought but not mookie because mookie loves to do just one thing you say And that's the do the Mookie Bookie, Mookie, yeah, yeah
Mookie loves to boogie every single day
Mookie loves to boogie in the Mookie Bookie way
Mookie Bookie every day, Mookie Bookie, yeah
Mookie Bookie easily and they like to slide
Mookie, what? You're eating for breakfast that you have in die? You got a mookie heaven which is boogie boogie hair
To boogie boogie everyday and boogie boogie boogie heaven
Moogie yeah, you know I love you moogie
But what do you think happens when you die?
What do you think happens when you die?
You got a mookie heaven which is boogie boogie hair
To boogie boogie everyday and boogie Woogie Heaven, which is Boogie Woogie Heaven Boogie Woogie Every Day, and Boogie Woogie
Boogie Heaven, Boogie Yev, you know I love you, Boogie
But what's your favorite way to wear a hat, Boogie
Boogie likes to wear my boogie boogie pants
Mugi likes to boogie boogie
That's what you like to do
Yeah, Mugi, I know
You love to do the boogie
I even know you like to do the Mugi boogie
I've heard so much about the Mugi boogie
But tell me where your favorite place to go on VAK
I love to go to a place with the dance floor
cuz I love to do the boogie
Moogie Woogie Boogie every single garden day
Moogie Woogie Boogie if you learn the way
Put your feet to the left and turn the Moogie Woogie
Put your feet to the right
Boogie Woogie yeah Boogie wants your feet to the right. Boogie boogie here.
Boogie wants your favorite things to put in a sandwich.
I'm not to eat a moogie boogie every day.
Moogie boogie ever.
Moogie boogie here.
Moogie if you're having a drink in the morning,
you're probably having a coffee in the morning.
Moogie wants your favorite way to drink your coffee
I drink my coffee black because I don't cut my time
Nine times a meal because I got a boogie boogie
Moogie looks the boogie in the boogie boogie right
Fink to the left that's the boogie boogie right
Fink to the right when you got a moogie boogie
Moogie boogie boogie is the other way to play
How do we all learn the mokey boogie?
Tell us now how to do the boogie boogie
You put your feet to the left of boogie boogie
I think to the left and feet to the right
Mokey boogie is the only way to play
If you want to do the bo wanna play the boogie-boogie-woogie-why
You got a moogie-boogie, yeah that's for sure
But if you're moogie-boogie-west, can you moogie-boogie-left?
You can moogie-boogie anyway, you want a boogie
The moogie-boogie-why is the other way to play
Fade to the left and fade to the right
It's the only rules of the
Mugi Mugi Mugi.
Hey Mugi when I go to the club with the girls what's the best way to pick up all the girls?
I don't know how to pick up as some girls I only know what Mugi girls like to do and
Mugi girls like to do the Moogie Moogie
If you're Moogie Moogie with the Moogie then you'll play
Moogie Boogie Witch, why did you vote on the plebberside for equal marriage rights?
Moogie Boogie is the coolest of the Moogie's
Moogie Boogie is progressive don't you know?
Moogie's fighting for Moogie's progressive don't you know? Moogie voted for me.
Moogie voted for marriage equality
because the moogie's are progressive
because they just want everyone to
moogie, boogie, the moogie, boogie way.
Man, I love your moogie, boogie.
It's not enough to say about how much you and I
go the same way
Mugi-Bugi, one more question
Could you Mugi-Bugi all day every day?
Mugi-Bugi loves to boogie every single day
not for the whole day just two or three hours
Mugi-Bugi is the best kind of boogie
put your feet to the left and your feet to the right.
What's that there you want to moogie boogie? Well the only way to boogie is to moogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie Boogie heaven Goodbye Boogie Boogie, you're come forever
Wow, Boogie Boogie's gone
Wish he come back
I'm back
Boogie Boogie
Boogie Boogie, you're every single time
If you want to let the Boogie, you're a Boogie Boogie
Why do you think you're gonna let the boogie go? Moogie boogie, why you think you got to let the boogie go?
Every single day?
Yo, Moogie boogie going out for a night.
What's the best place to hit up with my girl for the night?
Hands in a Moogie club for the Moogie boogie.
We got the best Moogie bass for Moogie boogie boogie.
Moogie boogie, I ain't got no time.
What's the best Moogie way to save a better time?
Moogie, Moogie fast on Moogie, Moogie slow
The rap's over
Okay
Bye
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