Aunty Donna Podcast - The Best Of The Aunty Donna Podcast 151 - 200 - 30 Minutes Of Straight Fire

Episode Date: September 6, 2022

Enjoy this classic fan favourite where Bro, Mark and Zach rap for 30 minutes straight. auntydonnaclub.com havnetyoudonewell.com auntydonna.com/shows  Join The Aunty Donna Club: https://www.patreon.co...m/auntydonnaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hello beautiful audience. It's me Broden and I'm joined today to intro this episode with my good friend who happens to be here Joe Koski Hi Joe Why are you such a cunt? What is it about you? It's because I went to prime school. Yeah, now Joe it's my pleasure to announce the highest voted by the Antidona Club members the best episode of the podcast from episodes 151 to 200 Did you know that Joe? Yeah, sing a bit of strength for him
Starting point is 00:00:35 Sing a bit of strength oh you're not you're in come from away right now. Yeah come from away. Yeah, yeah sing a bit of come from away Welcome to the rack so away. Sing a bit of come from away. Welcome to Iraq. So, that's so, in this episode, the one that was voted by our wonderful members of the Antidona Club, Pell by Patreon, and you can become a member too, you just got to go to the website. They voted for 30 minutes of straight fire stick with it, which is us wrapping, if you haven't listened to us much before. Sometimes we like to freestyle a lot. Did you know that Joe? Yes. You're going to talk into the mic. Hi. So, 30 minutes of straight fire. This episode very famously introduced... Is this
Starting point is 00:01:21 the first time we did it Tom? Yes. It introduced a very special character I believe called Mugi. Because I fucked up my words, and so Zach made a character out of the fuck up. And we liked that character so much. It ended up being in a show for Netflix that also starred Ed Helmsms and I was in it Were you in it Joe? Yeah, his voice was His voice was oh, he's voices in it for what was his voice? He sung the song for the fashion montage of the song for the fashion montage bit Well the reason we're doing these once a month at the moment these flashback episodes is we're working on another project that we can't talk about.
Starting point is 00:02:06 Can you talk about it? Oh, we can talk about, oh, it's a television show that we're making, a sitcom, for the ABC in Australia and then we'll be coming to other places around the world that you can watch at TBC. And we start shooting it literally in two days from when I'm recording this. Joe? Where can we see it? I just said that man. No, but where?
Starting point is 00:02:29 On the ABC and other places. But listen, I've talked on long enough, haven't I Tom? Please enjoy 30 minutes. This is one of my favorites to do. And I think, you know, when it came out, I remember people liking it. And I like you, dear listener. Thank you for choosing us We'll see you next week with a new episode, but in the meantime enjoy 30 minutes of straight fire stick with it Yeah, yeah Hey, oh you don't have podcast 2050
Starting point is 00:03:00 Yeah, they're banking them. Yeah're a podcast in a road motherfucker. Chicken. Zach. Yesterday we did five podcasts and today we're doing three. I don't you know, we have a rule we only do two in a day, but we're banking them. Can't, banking them yet. Just a fact check.
Starting point is 00:03:22 I think we did four yesterday and now it's 3, so we're up to 7, hey? I did 5, because I guess they're on simpaticant's podcast, and they're on the fuck yeah! Last week we did it a couple more, yes we did them really really good. Yo, we got lots of podcasts, we're begging them to do it, I'm gonna understand. Yeah we got them doing more in a the row that we put about every week You're gonna take a dust to Christmas and that's gonna make us freak, yeah Yeah we don't have time to podcast every week So we're banking the podcast
Starting point is 00:03:55 Banking is a term where you record lots in the road Then you put them in a bank just a computer file Out of our D's we're out of our D's Out of our D's we're out of ideas, out of ideas, out of ideas, we got no more pork cause ideas, we are out of ideas. We haven't just press record and figured out what was gonna happen in and about 100 podcasts, and that's what we're doing now. I've been up my fucking laptop, got some things out of there. I found a rap beat that went for 30 minutes and I said okay, we'll just do that. Now we're just doing that now.
Starting point is 00:04:24 It's gonna be way for 30 minutes and I said okay we'll just do that Yeah Now we're just doing that now It's gonna be rapping for 30 minutes Anyway gotta get tired in about 5 minutes but we gotta do that We gotta do it quick We gotta do it fast We gotta get moving up and we won't last yet Yeah Broden Kelly Oh love roughin' around
Starting point is 00:04:37 Broden Kelly loves roughin' roughin' tumble Broden Kelly for the fumble If you want to be a kung fu master, you must first go kung fu. If you want to be a kung fu master, you must kill, kill, kill. I'm doing like a sample. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:00 Bring her up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Ma benana. Have you ever done a piss in your pants? Have you ever done a piss in your pants? Have you ever near a tube piss in the toilet Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, big fucking feel, bitch! He pissed in his pants, oh look a little pain About the time you pissed your pants I pissed in my pants, I was wearing my tracksuit pants So the pants got all soaked up with the piss
Starting point is 00:05:38 I tried to piss on the wheel of my car And tried to make it look like I was checking the tire but then I did up his and my pants I have my pink Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike cut out It's back, that go Let me tell you a thing or two about podcasting, yeah, yeah, yeah. When you do a podcast, here's what you gotta do. Put it on.
Starting point is 00:06:11 But get together with your friends. Yeah, and then you get together with your friends. And you flip, fuck. So, some people wanna know how to do a podcast. And what we do is we are recording 10 podcasts in three days. And we're at podcast number seven. And let me tell you where a little bit time. We're out of ideas when starting the lose.
Starting point is 00:06:41 I'm online. And. Broding Kelly. How do you do? I'll make love sweet love to you. I'll take you down to the beach. I've sex with you on the beach. And then I'll take you to a cafe.
Starting point is 00:06:54 And we'll have a coffee. Come flat white latte, cappuccino. I doesn't bother me as long as your bino is good. Beans in the brew. Coffee, momma,ca, mocha, too, Broden, Kelly, worked at shops. Whop, Tom, Tom's on his phone, waving at Tom, Tom's on his phone, Broden, Kelly, Home Alone, yeah, Mapo Nano, have you seen Home Alone?
Starting point is 00:07:23 I've seen number two, but ain't seen number one. He's serious, you have you seen Home Alone? I've seen Number 2, but ain't seen Number 1. What? Serious, you haven't seen Home Alone? I've seen Number 2, but I ain't seen Number 1. Holy shit, Jesus Christ. Oh my God, I need to have a splice. Have you seriously not seen Number 1? I've seen Number 2, but I ain't seen Number 1.
Starting point is 00:07:44 Yeah, I got that bit, but I don't know if it's a joke. Are you serious? You haven't seen number one. So I've seen the movie that is known as Home Alone 2, but I've seen number one. No, it's a trope to when someone hasn't seen a popular movie to go, oh my God, I can't believe I've seen that movie. Have you really not seen Home Alone 1? I know you're gonna know what you're gonna say but seriously
Starting point is 00:08:08 That's insane is number one when McCullough, Lee, Culkin gets Lost at the airport and then he's in New York on his own cuz if I've that's home alone one then I've seen number one No, no, that's not even at a home. The first one's called Home Alone because it's set in Tully and Home. That's why it's, ha, right. Right.
Starting point is 00:08:31 Oh. Change Mike, I need to finish this. Have you not seen one of the biggest movies ever? Have you not seen my coolly Culkin in Home Alone Joe Pesci? I've seen Home Alone yet.esci I've seen Home Alone, yeah, yeah I've seen Home Alone Oh one where he's left in New York No, and he meets Donald Trump, yo Mark, for me finish, work after this, I'm gonna take you to watch Home Alone
Starting point is 00:08:58 It's gonna McColley Culkin, Joe Pesci And an ensemble of really cool pics, yeah, yeah, can you believe he hasn't seen it? What? What? Have you not been this big? No, it's just an Instagram. Get off Instagram, Zach, check it. Mark Bonano here.
Starting point is 00:09:15 He ain't seen, homelone one. Really? Yeah, I see. I see, number two. I just ain't seen, number one. So you haven't seen the one with, like, set in the house and stuff? I've seen the one set in the hotel. Ah, that's number two, so you haven't seen number one?
Starting point is 00:09:31 No, I've said I can't be more clear about this. I don't think I've seen my home alone one, but I've definitely seen home alone too with McColle Cokin. So Mark, I just want to say, I don't want to be that guy, you know, that's all you haven't seen that movie But that's really funny that you haven't seen that movie. I hope this isn't ground you've already covered I'm rotin' Kelly, I love to fuck, I yes I do, I live in fuck, a duck, yeah Brotin' Kelly, yes I am, I'm a little bit smelly, cause I've been doin' podcasts all day long I can feel it in my ding dong, my penis
Starting point is 00:10:06 My penis in my pants, that's where I keep my penis in my pants Not like Louis CK, he takes his penis out Broden Kelly keeps his penis in his pants People used to say I look like Louis CK But then at one day that completely stopped One day no one ever called me that again The day before, eight people said it then then one day New York Times man an article the next day nobody called me that anymore
Starting point is 00:10:30 Yeah, yeah Did you say yeah? Okay, here I come Yeah, get ready Zachary Wayne Yeah, yeah Here he comes! Zach Rwain! Keep coming!
Starting point is 00:10:46 Yeah! Here he goes! Get ready! We're ready! Zach Rwain! Do it bro! Hipe, hype! Zach Rwain!
Starting point is 00:10:54 Come on! Get ready! Zach Rwain! Yeah, yeah! We have one more chance and then we'll move on. Hipe, hype! Alright, here I go. Check it.
Starting point is 00:11:05 Zach Rwain on the mic. Spit it. Second Wayne is my name and I've got the fame cause I'm down in blame. Don't tell me what they gotta say because I'm the bully with the hat and the game. I've got the coolest boy, friend. Friends of, uh, Jim, Jim.
Starting point is 00:11:23 I love to eat a bit of honey with Jim. I was a clam., that's the same. Yeah, yeah. That started out real strong, man. It was the strongest rap ever. That was both the best and the worst rapper ever. You know, we've heard from Muppet Nana, Kelly, Zach, Wayne, but have we heard from the big one? This is the guy he will last all night long.
Starting point is 00:12:04 His name is Motherfuckin' Tom, I'm strong. Yeah, the guy he will last all night long. His name is Motherfuckin Tom, I'm strong. Yeah, give it up Tom, sing and rap. Come on, pong. Hey yo, I want on a website called Random Hip Hop lyric thing. Yeah, go. Hey yo Mark, it's time. It's time Mark, I'd Mark begin straight out of the cool dungeons of rap Check it! The muffin drop steepers does my Zachary I need to bleed because it'll bleed as a Dackary Beyond the walls of Bikes, the life is the fun
Starting point is 00:12:32 I think I've actually done it when I'm in a bronzer I've said a month Hope the log got some hug My frog don't like no dirty analog Run up the demagogue and get the dialogue I'm in a bronzer, I've said a month Well more could you ask for the crazy muffin You gotta complain about podcasting.
Starting point is 00:12:46 I got to love it though. Someone's still, what does that say? Yeah. Okay, so let me. What the fuck? Did you put, did you go to a website if you put words in? To my words?
Starting point is 00:12:57 Yeah. Right, okay. You can do the rest. Yeah, all right. Yeah, all right, my banana. Just do some freestyle of the top of your dome. Come on man. Mother fuck, mother fuck, mother fuck, I'm wrapping to the some freestyle of the top of your dome. Come on man Fuckin' mother fuckin' mother fuckin' I'm rapping to the rap and I'm gonna move your trap strong hot sweaty like a dog
Starting point is 00:13:10 Boy, I tell you I thought we were in analog can't take the podcast in can't take the Broden I would have tried to spin but I guess I'm no Rodin I'm rapping to the tap and I'm gonna move you rap Yeah, yeah, it's in a brand's week state of mind when I was young my cousin had an Odin. I was kicked out without no road, Rodin. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Rodin. Here we go. Back sack Wack, Wack, Track, Cluck Snack, Track, Track Track, Flag, Cluck Back Crap, Snap Pads, Slap, Cap Rap, Set, Cluck
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Starting point is 00:14:10 tank tank tank okay and here we go we got zack backpack come back payback throwback backtrack codecplayback kickback Come back, pay back, throw back, back track, code, deck, play back, kick back, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nas, nasentag, fullback, rideback, cutback, rollback, combat, zig-zag, Packed Pro Sec. As good man, as good. Come on Zach. Pro Sec. High Jabbletown.
Starting point is 00:15:09 Oh okay, yeah Pro Sec, hijack hijack hijack cognac soundtrack blackjack hijack hijack hijack hijack. Don't tap back to the setback rag sack. Too far so I'm gonna pull that. Check it out. Half time. My name is Tim Northy Biscuits and I'm here to spit a rhyme for you lot of that fun little crumb That you're finding the back of the fridge Ever know to sir as a bag of the fridge find little crumb sitting in the corner What if that crumb has a mind and he thought things that you couldn't think in time?
Starting point is 00:15:39 20 minutes left Yeah, I'm Tim Northie Biscuits. How do you do? I'm a rapping boy. What do you know? I love singing the kids about the robot boogie check me man. I'm moogie moogie. How do you say? I'm moogie. Moogie. I'm moogie. Moogie. Moogie. Moogie. Rocky! Rocky! Oh, oh! Oh, yeah!
Starting point is 00:16:06 He's so mean. I love you. Introduce you to my friend. He's the man. It's pizza boy, man. My name is Hava Tori. I'm a silly fella. I love to eat the sandwich with a mortadella.
Starting point is 00:16:16 Sometimes I like to eat cheese. Sometimes I like to appease. Jesus Christ, he's in my life. I always go to church on a Sunday. Because I love to eat a ice cream Sunday Benaransplit With the teeth I love to put my head in the teeth Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr my wife. I've had the sex of your time and you were very, very nice. One time I beat
Starting point is 00:16:48 it in a bath of ice. I like to drink myself to $250 a bottle. You know, just don't ever have a magnum ego after the whiskey or a shitty offense. Everywhere I've met a salami. Everywhere I've got a pork and a salami. You grind it up, put in the salt, and the capsicum sauce is a Sicilian style. Hello, my name is Sim, I'm from South Africa.
Starting point is 00:17:32 It's not air walk in the park, they are mock. Mark, hello, my name is Sam, I'm from South Africa and I've got to say it's not a walk in the park Don't you think it's not a walk in the park? It's not a walk in the park my mark Have you read the book the power of one? It's a very hard book. It's about the power of one Now I'll tell you about the power of one power of one. Now I'll tell you about the power of one. Uh oh, the beat that did change. Now Mark, here's the thing about the power of one. There's a scene where a boy got pissed on by some bullies.
Starting point is 00:18:15 Yeah, the bullies did some pissing on the boy, but it's not a walk in the park. Mark, Mark, listen, I gotta stop the frown It's really hard here where living in Cape Town South Africa is not a walk in the park No, it's not, so just listen here, Mark, I love to fuck It's my favorite thing to do Mark, fucking is my mother fucking favorite thing to do Yeah, you got to, you got to, you got to try and do too Whoa, shut up, you got to go. Yeah! I tried to do it.
Starting point is 00:18:45 Whoa. Shout out to me the girl from... Oh no. You don't want to know from... You're ninja, you're ninja, you're ninja. I don't wanna know. But I'll go back to this one. South Africa is not a walk in the park.
Starting point is 00:19:00 My name is Steve and I have go walk in the park. And now a is too long to try and do one big rap song Listen Mark, listen, listen to us We're talking about pass, pass from my ass Comes out of my ass, Mark, I'm from South Africa Now Mark, it's not a walk in the park, my Mark. Mark, it's not a walk in the park. Have you read the part of one, my friend?
Starting point is 00:19:33 It's about a book and it's not a walk in the park. Yeah, now welcome to the microphone. A little man who is also a reptile, his name is frogman, take it away frogman. Happy to my name's frogman, I'm a frog and a man and a frogman too. I love to dance and I love to go, but most of all of my girl ladies go woo I go to my lily pattern to have a dance but most of all of my girl ladies go woo I'm a frog man! I'm a frog man! I'm a frog man!
Starting point is 00:20:17 Check it, check it! Frog man! He's not from Pakistan! No! He's just a simple little amphibious man And he wears a hat and he fucks all the other frogs. Yeah, see does they love to see her many talks That's bathers in Australian. That's what we're mailing you. Yeah, hey It's a rough thing. Yeah, you are man. That's a good rap about me
Starting point is 00:20:43 Where did you come up with all that? I swear he can go come on a wall. He can go go in a stall He can go any way that he wants to go cuz he is a book of the wall Well, that's a nice little yeah, isn't it probably that all of X characters have no sets of rhythm his favorite Krispy Kreme is original glaze when he eats it he goes into a haze. He loves to smoke, he loves to folk, he loves to suck on his dick at night. I thought that was going somewhere. Me too.
Starting point is 00:21:16 I guess you never know, do you say it here? Who have you ever gotten to the shops? Got yourself sucked, nice to the shops? Got yourself some nice from the shops? What's your favorite thing to get at the shops? Is it a stake at the shops? Well, my guy guess it depends on the mood I'm in if I'm hungry and I feel like a steak then sure yeah, I'd like that a lot But not usually what I go there for you scrot. I go to the shoppers to buy different things from bling to other little things Hot dogs cheese maybe a hat. I go there. I go rat-a-tat-tat. I'm not shooting people I just go rat-a-tat-tat. Iatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatat on the weekdays! Well that's an interesting question mark. I'll answer that stark, Tony Stark and Iron Man.
Starting point is 00:22:27 This is how I shop, yo. I live near an I.G.A. So I incrementally purchase things through the fucking day. Milk and the morning, pudding at night, in the middle there I'll get corn chips for a fright. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:42 Woolworths for the big shop, can't. Oh, fucking go to Woolworths for a big shop come Well, every week I do one big shop. I go to calls and do one big shop. I plan my shop. I plan out more meals I don't have fuck around this ain't no deal. I like to get some chicken from the store. I like to get around. I know more. I go to big gardens with matrolley. I buy everything in one big goalie. I also like to go to the shops I buy chicken and chips from the shops. Yeah. Sharks
Starting point is 00:23:25 Yeah Papa I'm going to the shops every goddamn day I'm buying everything for me to slayer cook roast and beef and lots of other things I do not like to rap for half an hour I'm trying this is killing me for some really not enjoying Yeah, you just got a little rhythm taker. It's fun. If you have fun with the rap and you can become number one. I got a new character you want to hype him up? Yeah, this is my favorite character.
Starting point is 00:23:58 He's a wild boy. Please welcome to the microphone. What's your name? Mugi. It comes Mugi. Oh, please welcome to the microphone. What's your name? Moghi. It comes Moghi. I like it. Moghi. What?
Starting point is 00:24:10 I like it. I'm Moghi, Moghi, Moghi. If you're a Moghi, I'd like to. I like it too. Moghi, Moghi, Moghi. Moghi, Moghi, Moghi with your hands and your feet. Moghi, Moghi, Mog boogie if you love to skate Go, boogie, boogie, boogie if you love to play
Starting point is 00:24:29 I'm moogie, boogie, boogie every thought that I Moogie is the best fucking character I've ever seen in 170 podcasts I wanna fuck moogie really hard I wanna fuck moogie till my dick turns into a shard of crystal Ye-healing crystals Bring my dick next to your bed Give yourself good dreams at night
Starting point is 00:24:56 Don't get a nightmare that would be a fright Mugi, where you from? I'm from the boogie Mugi, where you been I love to boogie I love you been. I love to boogie. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:08 Mogie, watch your eight. I love to eat the boogie. Mogie watch your way. I wear the boogie. Mogie. Boogie, where's your friends? What? What?
Starting point is 00:25:20 I said, who's your friends? Mogie, who your friends? Tell us who your friends at.ugi, who's your friends? Tell us who your friends at. Mugi loves to boogie with his boogie, boogie, boogie. Mugi, it's a big weekend. You've got your family and your co-in round the bend. You're taking them all to Disneyland and you've got a hire car from Hertsy, yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:44 So what kind of car you're getting, Mugi? I want to hear right now what you're hiring. I'm getting that Mugi, Mugi fan for the Mugi crew. Mugi, Mugi loves to Mugi in the Mugi fan. Fair enough, but let me ask you this. Hong Kong's being taken over by mainland China. The people are protesting. it's becoming quite upsetting What do you think the best thing for China to do to intercept the Hong Kong protests?
Starting point is 00:26:13 What's the thing to do? I don't really know much about that situation Zach hasn't thought but not mookie because mookie loves to do just one thing you say And that's the do the Mookie Bookie, Mookie, yeah, yeah Mookie loves to boogie every single day Mookie loves to boogie in the Mookie Bookie way Mookie Bookie every day, Mookie Bookie, yeah Mookie Bookie easily and they like to slide Mookie, what? You're eating for breakfast that you have in die? You got a mookie heaven which is boogie boogie hair To boogie boogie everyday and boogie boogie boogie heaven
Starting point is 00:26:50 Moogie yeah, you know I love you moogie But what do you think happens when you die? What do you think happens when you die? You got a mookie heaven which is boogie boogie hair To boogie boogie everyday and boogie Woogie Heaven, which is Boogie Woogie Heaven Boogie Woogie Every Day, and Boogie Woogie Boogie Heaven, Boogie Yev, you know I love you, Boogie But what's your favorite way to wear a hat, Boogie Boogie likes to wear my boogie boogie pants
Starting point is 00:27:26 Mugi likes to boogie boogie That's what you like to do Yeah, Mugi, I know You love to do the boogie I even know you like to do the Mugi boogie I've heard so much about the Mugi boogie But tell me where your favorite place to go on VAK I love to go to a place with the dance floor
Starting point is 00:27:49 cuz I love to do the boogie Moogie Woogie Boogie every single garden day Moogie Woogie Boogie if you learn the way Put your feet to the left and turn the Moogie Woogie Put your feet to the right Boogie Woogie yeah Boogie wants your feet to the right. Boogie boogie here. Boogie wants your favorite things to put in a sandwich. I'm not to eat a moogie boogie every day.
Starting point is 00:28:13 Moogie boogie ever. Moogie boogie here. Moogie if you're having a drink in the morning, you're probably having a coffee in the morning. Moogie wants your favorite way to drink your coffee I drink my coffee black because I don't cut my time Nine times a meal because I got a boogie boogie Moogie looks the boogie in the boogie boogie right
Starting point is 00:28:37 Fink to the left that's the boogie boogie right Fink to the right when you got a moogie boogie Moogie boogie boogie is the other way to play How do we all learn the mokey boogie? Tell us now how to do the boogie boogie You put your feet to the left of boogie boogie I think to the left and feet to the right Mokey boogie is the only way to play
Starting point is 00:29:04 If you want to do the bo wanna play the boogie-boogie-woogie-why You got a moogie-boogie, yeah that's for sure But if you're moogie-boogie-west, can you moogie-boogie-left? You can moogie-boogie anyway, you want a boogie The moogie-boogie-why is the other way to play Fade to the left and fade to the right It's the only rules of the Mugi Mugi Mugi.
Starting point is 00:29:28 Hey Mugi when I go to the club with the girls what's the best way to pick up all the girls? I don't know how to pick up as some girls I only know what Mugi girls like to do and Mugi girls like to do the Moogie Moogie If you're Moogie Moogie with the Moogie then you'll play Moogie Boogie Witch, why did you vote on the plebberside for equal marriage rights? Moogie Boogie is the coolest of the Moogie's Moogie Boogie is progressive don't you know? Moogie's fighting for Moogie's progressive don't you know? Moogie voted for me.
Starting point is 00:30:06 Moogie voted for marriage equality because the moogie's are progressive because they just want everyone to moogie, boogie, the moogie, boogie way. Man, I love your moogie, boogie. It's not enough to say about how much you and I go the same way Mugi-Bugi, one more question
Starting point is 00:30:28 Could you Mugi-Bugi all day every day? Mugi-Bugi loves to boogie every single day not for the whole day just two or three hours Mugi-Bugi is the best kind of boogie put your feet to the left and your feet to the right. What's that there you want to moogie boogie? Well the only way to boogie is to moogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie Boogie heaven Goodbye Boogie Boogie, you're come forever Wow, Boogie Boogie's gone Wish he come back
Starting point is 00:31:11 I'm back Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie, you're every single time If you want to let the Boogie, you're a Boogie Boogie Why do you think you're gonna let the boogie go? Moogie boogie, why you think you got to let the boogie go? Every single day? Yo, Moogie boogie going out for a night. What's the best place to hit up with my girl for the night?
Starting point is 00:31:33 Hands in a Moogie club for the Moogie boogie. We got the best Moogie bass for Moogie boogie boogie. Moogie boogie, I ain't got no time. What's the best Moogie way to save a better time? Moogie, Moogie fast on Moogie, Moogie slow The rap's over Okay Bye
Starting point is 00:31:52 So that's the podcast this week So Thanks for listening, thanks to Moogie, Moogie for coming in If you want us to turn Moogie, Moogie into a film sketch That we do Premium content Let us know in the comments the term muggy-buggy into a film sketch. That we do. Premium content. Let us know in the comments, because we will do it. I think I think muggy-buggy has legs. Join us next week for the eighth of our bank to podcast.
Starting point is 00:32:22 We're about to take a night off, so we'll be a little fresher. And then the descendant will begin again. We've been anti-dner and we are banking podcasts. Say hi to your mum for me.

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