Aunty Donna Podcast - The Best Of The Aunty Donna Podcast 251-300 - Goofy Town (A Piss Story)

Episode Date: November 1, 2022

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Hello beautiful audience, it's me, Zach. Talking to you, in the week that this comes out, so good stuff, my name's Broden. Wait, oh no, fuck it, I was Zach. My name's Zach, and this week we have another best of, which, surprisingly we're getting feedback that you like. So I'm thinking from now on, we just make the podcast, just reruns, like cheers on Channel 11 in Australia.

Just, you know, you put on cheers, just cheers is on in like a doctor's, doctor's suite. Yeah, I like Tom talk and this is good. The highest voted by our Patreon people is an absolute classic. I think it made a clip of it made the Christmas, you know, you know, the year and review it came out. It's a little story. We are, remember, we were going into record us an idea into the podcast studio at our old studios and Zach went to the toilet. and Zach went to the toilet. Zach said, I'm just going to go to the toilet and then we can start the podcast. And then I don't think I need to say anything else. If you haven't listened to this one, enjoy.

If you've listened to this before, listen again, I listened to it and very much enjoyed. Also worth noting on the Patreon at the moment we're releasing, all six members of Antidona have been doing, have been playing Werewolf. And when I suggested it, I thought it would be a dumb idea, turned out to be the best thing we've ever done. So check out that if you're a Patreon, we've got the Werewolves coming out now. Anything else Tom? No, that's all. I hope you're all doing well. I love you very much. Next week will be a brand new episode Speak soon enjoy goofy town a piss story Okay, hello everyone welcome to the anti-donor podcast

important things to get clarified before we record this one. This is a bit of a sad one. Yeah, we will get funny Well, the theme that we wanted to do for today's podcast, the idea, usually I don't know a lot of people know this, but before every podcast, we sit down, we go, what are we coffees? If we go for a coffee, we talk, we don't like it. Some people charge a little more to the dinner card than I think is acceptable or right, but that's fine. And that's a discussion for another time. I think just a coffee each is enough other people like a full breakfast and stuff and basic Basic pastry. Yeah, but we sit down and we go, well, what what do we want to talk about? We're a muffin or a toasty

You've got to drop the breakfast stuff. You got to be done man. We We don't get breakfast. If I drop it, it'll be all over the wall. We'll imagine the crumbs, boy. Well, we just get, we just, we clean it up ourselves. That was not the time. Now is not the time to talk about the bread. Sorry. Zach is just a, he's in a bad mood. Let's just, let's just go.

That's not in a great mood and he's and he's getting some sanitizer on his right. He's practicing good. COVID hygiene, which I appreciate. But we sit down and we go, what do we want this podcast to be about? What do we want to say? What's going on in the world?

That kind of thing. This week we decided on, oh, let's go to Goofy Town. Yeah, Goofy Town. Yeah, we wanted to set the podcast in Goofy Town in and around Goofy Town, meet all the characters from Goofy Town. Yeah, Goofy Town. Yeah, we wanted to set the podcast in Goofy Town in and around Goofy Town, meet all the characters from Goofy Town. But then something happened when we got in this morning. So this is true, this is all true.

This is very true. We're not paying this up. So Zack, before we went into the podcast, you basically seconds before Zack said, I need to go to a wee. To a wee. And Zack, what happened? So I had asked the members of the Antidona Club

how by Patreon, what they wanted our podcast to be about this week. This is all true. And as I was weighing, I thought before we do the podcast, I'll just check what they've said. I was holding the phone with one hand. As you were weighing. No, no, no, no, I need to be clear.

Before I had my dick out. Beautiful. But I hadn't started weighing it. And then it takes a little while. For those of you who don't know, maybe you don't have a dick. Maybe you don't started weighing it. And then it takes a little while. For those of you who don't know, maybe you don't have a dick. Maybe you don't have a dick. It takes a little while to work its way through the pipes.

So that's where it was. It was not, it had left the bladder. It had left the station, but it had not reached its destination at the end of the urethra. That you were on your phone. That was on my phone checking, and it slipped out of my hands. The phone slipped out of my hands, landed, plonk into the toilet.

Now, this is not conducive to fun. No, no, no. So I got it out really quickly. It seemed to still be working. I remember a few months ago, Broden's laptop got water spilled onto it, and I remember, through all of that. Not dropped in the toilet. I would never use my laptop or phone while urinating. Wouldn't it? No, absolutely not. Because you know why? You know why? Because you might drop it in the toilet. I'm a bee. I keep it very, there's

no chance I'll ever drop my laptop in the toilet, but I'm a big taker poo and watch a video on my laptop coming to go. Um, so, so Broden, a few months ago, um, spilt some water on his laptop, and in the course of our research, um, because he came to work, it was a similar situation, he came to work, we were trying to, we were trying to make some fun sketch comedy, but we were like, but we got to save this laptop. And in the course of my research, I remember seeing, you should turn it off

and get it in rice straight away. So I got it out, turned it off. A lot of people said salt, as well. Some people in the room were saying, put it in salt. Well, we had the benefit of time. And in this moment, I was like, I don't have, I don't have, you know, what I need to do is I need to act fast because it seemed to be working. Yeah. The instinct is to check if it's working, but that is exactly the point where things go wrong. Yeah, you ran to the IGA, you put it in a bag of rice.

I turned it off. I turned it off. I came, I came into the rehearsal room and I said, guys, what do I do? Yeah. And I'd just like to go back just a little bit to what I saw. Yeah. Now, I wasn't privy to the information that Zach had not done his we in the toilet. Right. So I'm sitting down right in the bread and bread and I talking about right talking discussing the latest sports team yeah you know like um you know go on movies we're talking about movies and uh Zach comes in and he goes all right I've dropped my phone in the toilet and I see it's not fun water well it wouldn't be appropriate to go to goofy town now. That's why we're no,

no, we can't we can't make sense for context because I was hurt, but I need you to know you were like, I stood up, I stood up out of my chair and I moved to the corner of the room and I put my hands over my mouth because what I saw is that yeah was what I thought was mountains of piss. Streaming, streaming off your phone and your hand. And there's still puddles of water in the bathroom. So can I be really, really clear what happened? What happened here is it was a clean toilet bowl. I hadn't started pissing, yes.

As clean as a toilet bowl can you see? And clean as a toilet bowl, then I took a horrific shit in there this morning. Mark. I'm gonna come, you might gently touch it your head, it's okay, man. No, I, I, I, it was a clean toilet bowl and I will say, despite the rush, I did wash my hands. So I got it out of the bowl. After I got it out of the bowl, I got it out of the bowl. I washed my, yes, I was I got it out of the bowl.

Yes, I was holding it, post washing my hands. But the dripping wet hands was from a wash. So I didn't have time to dry the hands. I want to drill down on that. You dropped your telephone into the toilet bowl. Is it a clean flushed toilet? A clean toilet, but a toilet nonetheless.

As clean as a toilet can be, I think you see that perfectly. As clean as a toilet can be, I think you see that perfectly. As clean as a toilet can be. Yeah. And then you've taken the phone out. You've washed your hands. Where is the phone at that point? Is my question.

In my hands. While you're washing your hands. Oh, I've put it in the toilet bowl. I've put it, I've put it maybe on the sink. Okay, and then you've picked up the phone again. Yeah. I see what you say. I've done the best I can. Yeah, I will say, I will say, I will say, two things, two things, to this attitude. One, I was very kind to you when you spilled water on your laptop, I was very kind at this snickering.

You may not have. I said put it in salt, which is the worst to make his laptop bleed to. I don't know, I was just trying to help. I wasn't snickering like a bitch. Okay. Okay. The second thing I wanna say say is, I want to say his, I said yes, I said can you put

an insult, right? Some people their advice was to rinse my phone. May I understand the piss, may I say what? I understand the piss element, but I'm going to say their advice was You should rinse your phone not pop it in rice and then disinfect it at a later point You should run your phone you should put your phone under running because Because at this time. Yeah What I who I thought I was speaking to was a man

Whose hand and phone was drenched in piss. Now, when you come into my workspace, I don't care if it's my place. I don't care if it's my place. I have my hair for my work, my abode, my escape from reality, my island, right, with your hands and phone covering in piss. I just wanna be really good. I don't think, I just wanna be really good don't think it's a terrible thing. I don't want to be an asshole here. I think we are a really good

I think if you guys as much as as brothers of the rather than friends I just want to say one thing sure when bro didn't spill water on his laptop. I was very kind sure And I'm not the one that pissed in the boot of the car. Well, I've declared it for clarity. I did just for clarity once again, a water bottle leaked in my bag. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Very different scenario. Absolutely. I didn't drop my laptop or any electrical device into the bowl of a toilet.

Granted, you hadn't pissed in it yet, but I went and did a poo in there earlier today. Yeah, okay, look, I understand. I understand, I understand what you're saying. And mine was very full on. Now, I understand what you're saying. I understand what you're saying. And I understand why there was shock. I understand why you're saying and I understand why there was shock I

understand why you know you were upset what I'm talking about is I don't care for this snickering talk now I just want to and also I just want to say mark maybe let's go with the scenario that I did pull it out of a out of a pissy toilet and I had piss on my hands, right? Let's say that that's the fact, all right? That's very easy for me to imagine in my mind. Because that's what you thought. That's what I experienced.

There was a really long time in my life. And Mark was sitting, looked up and saw it, stood up and moved to the corner of the room. Yeah, no. So I ended up at his mouth in show. There was a moment where I saw what would happen to this man in any moment of conflict. He froze, but I just want to say like that must have been hard for you for what moments to think that a man had had had come into your office with a hand covered in piss.

I have four years worked with a man who pissed in the book. And I would love to talk about this because, and I would like to take that. I've never thrown shade at you. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You bring this snickering time. But I will not show yet, by the way, if we will get to Goofy Town.

We're home, I'm ready. I'm ready, I'm ready. I'm ready to put this aside. I don't figure in a good mood. There's a couple of things. I don't think. There's a couple of things. First of all, it was not the shock of my friend's phone being covered in the world. No, that made me stand up. No, no, no. It was the dragging of puddles of pierce from the toilet into the office that made me stand up a gas station.

And you weren't talking like a man who had gone over the edge like earlier. So you seemed in school shooter energy to you. School shooter, that's a lot. Yeah, but you were like, my phone has gone into the toilet like you were like, yeah, yeah. I was trying to remain calm in the face of snickering bullies.

And while, while hand cascading with a waterfall of what I thought at the time was. No, no, no. And I want to be really clear, Mark, you don't need to explain yourself at this point. Yeah, because I think you're being really, really clear. When I say, you know, when you're saying, oh, no, no, you misunderstand,

my first thought wasn't my friends in trouble. It was my own self-interest. That's what I'm saying. Yes, yes. And I'm guilty as charged. But fact too, now it is known famously. I'm all off of you. It is known famously.

I've got a phone in a bag of rice right now. Well, I haven't given up. I don't even know if it's going to be. Don't go into that yet because I have questions. Now, it is known that I, at one point, when I was very ill, pissed into the boot of my girlfriend. Or trunk, or trunk of my girlfriend's car. But I think the difference between that and this is,

I then did not reverse that car into your lounge room. No, no, sorry, I'm so sorry Mark, no, I'm so sorry, I misunderstood. Because you continued to drive that car, we've guessed it, while there was piss in the boot Well, I thought I'd gotten away with it. There at the end of there at the spectrum That these are the spectrum of truth, though, and you're in your situation. There is a no toilet Yeah, and in your situation there is nothing but toilet. Yeah, so so but here's the thing right and I don't think it's there

I'm in a one-piss story No, no, I'm just saying it. In a moment of shock, especially when you were a fictitious. In a moment of shock I watched my hands, and I pulled the phone out of a clean toilet. And you know, it's too clean as a toilet can be. I made the toilet can be the two people in the chat. I made mistakes in that moment of shock.

There were things I could have done differently. Big shits too. Yeah, no, absolutely. We're bad, bad, bad. I'm in a moment of shock post-con. I may be in that moment reacted in a strange way. What I'm saying is, when I did that, you immediately recorded a podcast where you snickered and laugh at me like a bully, when you made, in

a moment of shock, made a decision that I disagree with, which was to piss in the truck of your car. No, no, no, no, I'm saying Mark, I understand that moment of shock. Yeah. You then chose to drive people around with the piss sitting in that car. You chose four weeks to make that choice, right? Now I'm not saying anything about that. What I'm saying is as your friend,

I was concerned about you, and I let you tell your story in your time. But here we are, I just want to do goofy town. I mean we all came here when I want to do goofy town. I just want to do goofy town and I just, I have this, this, I'm not actually mad at these guys by the way. Well, there's a couple of things that I know you're not mad, but it is a, it is a, to bring up a previous pistory of mine and embarrassing pistory of mine,

which by the way, I was very sick at the time. I would go from zero to 100. You don't know if I'm sick. I would need to. You don't know where I'm at. Well, I don't think your illness caused you to drop your phone in the toilet. Well, that's up for debate.

But I think it's a low dog move to bring it up. It's all about the same. And secondly, there was one other question I had which was, how did you get the money to buy the rights? No, and I'm really grateful. I'm really grateful. Okay, so I'll just time out. So let's just go into detail here.

Obviously you couldn't pay with your phone. I use my phone, I tap my phone. Oh, that's a pick on the B in. I didn't, so you were, that's right. So, Zach was lent $10 Australian dollars by Mark to purchase a bag of rice. I went down to the IGA, I bought a bag of rice. Did that by the way, did that rice cost 10 flat dollars?

Oh, I got the change. Because I didn't get any change. No, I got the change here. And he's lifted it from his pocket and then he's put it back in his pocket. I'll give you the change back when you'll apologise, can't. Why is it just me that need store bottles? Oh, no, I'll come for breadin'.

I'll come for breadin I'll come for bread. But here's the thing. Can I tell you what my experience was? Great. My phone, my iPhone, my iPhone, it falls into a puddle of, yeah, yeah, not the cleanest water in the world, right? I go, I wouldn't want to drink it. Far out.

No, and I'm not going to drink it. And I wouldn't want to drink it. Far out. No, and I'm not going to drink it. And I wouldn't want to drop my phone in it. No, and it's gross. And I pull it out and I go, oh, this is a really bad situation for me to be in. Really shitty, last thing I fucking need, right? And I come out and I'm like, oh God, you know, this has happened and I'm stressed, but I'm keeping it together. And I get support from my friends.

The same way I support a Brodon when he spilt a mortar on his laptop, I get advice, I get guidance, I'm stressed. Financial support. Absolutely, I'm stressed. I don't know what to do. I get given cash from a friend, I get given advice from a friend who's been in a similar situation. I'll be it without peace.

And I leave and I buy that rice and I think, far out. These guys, I maybe I judge them a little quickly. They're pretty good guys. They're not snickering. They're not laughing, they're not mocking me. They've seen me in a moment of, it's gonna turn quickly.

They've seen me in a moment of, you know, not a great way. If this ends here, it's great. And they've been really kind. There we go. I get back. And I go, hey, you know how we were talking about Crazy Town as a concept? Goofy Town. Sorry.

I'm so sorry. Goofy Town. We thought it could be fun if maybe you play up the fact that you're a little bit stressed about your phone. Sure. And we create a bit of tension around the Goofy Town the good. I think it's funny. I think this is funny I thought it was a great idea. I thought it was a really strong idea I said to you before we came in. I'm not that stressed about my phone But I'll play it up for you guys, right? I sit down and I'm thinking I'm being generous. I'm sharing my narrative before I'm ready

These guys are being generous. They've helped me out with cash, with money. And then I find out all of that was a trap. A trap to get me on the record and to start throwing baseless accusations of being a man that flings piss about, willy-nilly, and with a certain abandon. I think there's a context here. I was stressed. I was scared about my expensive phone

and I thought I had a couple of friends, but no, I had a couple of snickering bitches. Well, the only thing I want to add on to that is that it wasn't piss that Zach dragged from the toilet into the office. However, dragging filthy toilet water, isn't not desirable either. No, no, no, and I like look, I think that goes to show

where I was at. Yeah, where I was at emotionally. I can't explain the enormity of the droplets that I saw for the day. It seemed like there was some sort of tap the bulk of the water Your hand the water was was hand washing water so we're led to believe no, this is this is the truth No, I admittedly look that would have been a confronting moment. It would have been like Like yeah, I can't I can't I ask you a. In the last year that we've had in the world where watching hands has been, yeah, that's right. So important.

Has been so important. Do you think you did? I didn't do the 20. I didn't do the between the fingers. That's what you do. Everything within your power to make it a hygienic correspondent. I was stressed. I was upset. So that's another one. I was lost. Just a yes or no. I needed guidance. And what I got was cruelty.

Snickering. After. After. No. After support. I see now, I see now that when I was looking for rice in the kitchen, I reckon I have a pretty good idea of what it looked like in that office.

Wow. I was going to take a little break for a second. I don't think we're going to get to Goofy's hand. This is some of the music I had prepared for it. Okay. Is that it? It's a little unsettling. It's a more unsettling than I was expecting. Yeah, it was upsetting. Here's another one. Kinda got carnival of souls vibes. Broding really struggling with the technology here.

It's really glad we're recording this. I'm sorry. Are you gonna play it? It's okay. At least you didn't, at least you didn't in a moment of stress. Turn to your friends for help. Because that's apparently the worst thing you can do in this group. If you're dragging piss from rum, broom to another.

Rather. Oh, that's good. This is good, yeah. Hello and welcome to Goofy Town. The Goofy Astound Nairies. That's the kind of stuff we would have done. Do you want to try Goofy Town? I want to ask some more questions.

There's a few more questions. Let's attack the guy who made a couple of mistakes. In a new position. I just want a fight response, out of stress. Let's go me rather than the guy that willingly drove my peace car around the children. It should have been, I hate it. Should have been, I hate it.

White or flight and out of the office. That should have been the response. Yeah, no, absolutely, absolutely. I mean, it's almost as bad. Imagine if I got some peace on my hand and then I just walked around for weeks. What? What argument almost you did?

And you have to understand with the boot. I was sick. Yeah, yeah, I get it. I was, I didn't have a lot of money. I didn't have a lot of money. I didn't have the kind of money where I could just go and get the car fully clean and be comfortable with that.

And on top of that, I'm an idiot. So that combination of things leads to driving around in a piss-so-car for a couple of days. Like you couldn't have gotten some chucks. This is where the idiot factor comes in. That's all I'm saying is I'm saying if I had in that moment of stress pulled out the phone out, gone, oh my God, what do I do, what do I do? And then, and it was covered in piss and then I shoved it in my bag, right?

Shaved it in my bag, sipped up the bag, wash my hands and then just continued to go about my life. Bringing the bag into the office. They're different piss stories. I'm not afraid of getting the bag in the office. I'm just saying that it's funny that your reaction is like, in that moment of stress, you made some bad decisions. And I'm just saying, I cooled down and I had the hand sanitizer.

I've really got it together. And I think that I'm sorry that you went through that. I would have loved to have seen your reaction if I rushed into your place of solace, pissed into something, and then asked for your advice. I think you would have been pretty upset. Yeah, no, you would have been like, that's confronting.

No, and I would have gone, I would have gone, wow, that's confronting. Well, that's really confronting. And then I probably would have done a podcast with them and snickered. Snickered like, well, that's exactly why it was not to domain you, Zach, but pure to give context to Goofy Town. Should we jump in to go out?

Why we didn't do. People are expecting the name of this podcast is Goofy Town. Should we jump into Goofy Town? Why we didn't do. People are expecting the name of this podcast is Goofy Town. Yeah. Should we jump into Goofy Town? If we believe that people will refully across why you haven't brought your best. I think I can bring my best. I've done four Edinburgh's.

I've been in darker places than this and done good comedy. All right. Okay. Just give it a than this and done good comedy. All right, okay. Just give it a try. Shall we do it? All right, let's try it. Hello and welcome to Goofy Town. I'm Mayor Goofy. The Goofy Town has a population of 300, 300 Goofs.

How about we meet some of them now? Hello Goofy number one. Hello? You're so goofy. How about we meet some of them now? Hello, goofy number one. Hello! You're so goofy. Tell me, what do you do in goofy towns? I love washing my hands in peace! Yeah, cool. That's really goofy. Um, yeah, and I love to snicker at you like a fucking cunt.

Okay, so I would argue that elements of what happened before the podcast have leaked into Goofy Town. Much like the spits that you leaked into the office. I didn't leak any piss into the office. No, just shitty words. I'm not going to show it started yet. You filthy shits at work. That's what the office is for. No, you just shits at home.

Oh, I can't upset my... Oh, you partner, it's fine to shit at work that's what the office is for now you just shits at home oh I can't upset my oh your partner it's fine to shit at work though alright now let's go this is funny you sure yeah I'm good I'm good I fucking hate you both oh now here we are at goofy town square I should note this is not a town of the Disney character Goofy, but a Goofy town filled with many Goofy people Here's the Goofy citizen number two. I'm the keeper of the well. Oh Hello there. Oh a Goofy well with a Goofy keeper. Tell me what do you do at the well? Well, it's less of a well and more toilet. Oh, yeah, well, I bet you I bet if anyone ever dropped their phone in there You would be a real con to about it. I know you're fucking con. Well, I would hope that you're fucking

Contents you drop their phone in the toilet Would it then bring it immediately into the place where I work? Yeah, no, they probably try to try it into the place where I work. Yeah, no, they probably try to try it, look for some rice. Look some rice. They probably be in a moment of stress. The simple request, not bring the piece soaked water is shitty phone in your hand.

That is leaking with piss and shit water into where I work every day. Yeah, I'll take a note for next time But I'll take a note for next time. I'll take a note for next time that I do that. And maybe you can record a goofy podcast and bully them about it. You fucking can. You fucking can. I think it's going well. It's getting...

It feels loaded. It feels loaded and dead. I don't know. Yeah. Even on my end. It feels loaded and dead. I didn't know that. Yeah. Even on my end. Like, just like yours. Like I am being actually loaded or you're being a bit loaded as well.

I thought the well reference was a little too close to the pissed thing for me. It sort of threw me a little. Yeah. I think we've run out of time. I think we have. Can I just, can I just, in all honesty, and I really mean this, can I get a character?

I want to show you what my goofy mayor would have been like without the pissing out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Can you please just, and really just give me one character that doesn't have a reference to piss. So you can see what he's like. Oh, hello, citizen number three. Hello, I'm Dame Willies. Dame Willies, the goofiest and highest, the court in Goofy Town. Tell me, Dame Willies, what are you doing today?

I'm going down to the happy hatry, the millinery, to fix my head for the festival. I bet you're fucking, are fucking gun! With your fucking hat! You're such a fucking good cunt! Killing and getting your fucking hat! Why don't you fucking steal all the hats from all the fucking school children? I am the mayor of Goofy Town! And I hate you all! So not that different.

I think you guys probably thought I was more thrown by the piss thing than you realize. He was always gonna be that aggressive. Oh, okay. I'd just to be, okay, well. I was a great episode then. Yeah, that was great. Both versions of the Mare upset me.

I just wanted to put that out there. Yeah. Like the before he snapped. Before it, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's based on the Mare from Nightmare out there. Yeah, like the before he snapped. Before it, yeah, yeah. He's based on the mere from nightmare before Christmas. Oh, cool. Well, okay. Well, Zach, thanks for being a trooper.

Guys, look, we rib each other. Yeah. You know, we bully each other at the time of the need. Yeah. But I want to be really clear that I am upset and you've heard me. And hey, and hey, if anyone out there is listening and you happen to drop your phone in the toilet near your office Maybe don't then drag that phone into the office. Maybe just stand in the hallway

To close it out this week is mark Singing a cover of what happened in this episode to the hit Billy Joel song We didn't start the fire take it away Mark and remember this along in true Thank you Mark thank you Zach and as always thank you Broden you've hurt my feelings the both of you but take it away Mark Started with coffee at the local cafe wanted to talk about what we were gonna do Take it away, Mark. Yeah. And then back then. Then we were in the office sack, went to the toilet, he dropped his phone while he was on Patreon. He didn't take a piss into the toilet, but when he came out his hand was covered in

piss. Well that's a... The fire! It was always burning since the world were turning. We didn't start the fire! It was always burning since the world's returning At least that's what I thought I thought it was Pierce, I wish you could have seen how much Pierce I thought there was

Then, like I said, no, he didn't take a piss He just dropped it into the toilet and then I thought That's a toilet that I did a big shit in this morning And it was a post-coffee wet shit So it didn't really make that much of a difference And I stood up in the corner and I was really shocked We did it out the fire! It was always burning, just the world's been turning

We did it out the fire! It was always Broding said get your phone put it in it Where they were put it in the way again? What's this bit? Just keep it in the right. Yes, bro. Don't was like put it put it in the rice. So then Zach was like Then Zach was like I don't have any money and then Mark very kindly gave him some money Geez Mark is a nice guy. Why did he have cash very few people have cash but Mark had it even though he It was always there since the world's been turning we didn't start the fire

We didn't start the fire, we didn't start the fire We tried, we tried Zack said that Mark was being a camp, but if you look at the evidence, Mark was really nice. He assisted with telling Zack to put his phone in rice and he gave him cash, he even has cash these days. What a nice guy, I think Mark turns out to be the best guy in this story and Zach looks like the fire No it's not the fire No it's not the fire No it's not the fire

No it's not the fire No it's not the fire No it's not the fire We gotta do more of the story now Well then we did the podcast and Zach was really mad at us because we weren't snickering at him the whole time. But to be fair, what else could we have done? He just dropped his phone in the toilet and then dropped that water into the office. He could have stood in the hallway, but instead he decided to step into the office.

But yet Marks made out to still be the bad guy when really it was Zach who brought piss into the workplace. We did it start the fire, it was always burning, it's the world's been turning, we did it start the fire, it was always burning, it's the world's been turning, and then all the night everybody, I love Zach, it's not Zach's fault, he was in shock, we're all in shock. We got to good content and we had a great day at the end. I just reckon it's sus that you ate cash. I reckon it's real sus, I don't know what the go is with you.

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