Aunty Donna Podcast - The Best Of The Aunty Donna Podcast 51-100 - Mark Orders A Pizza (Ep 80)

Episode Date: July 5, 2022

The first week of every month for the next 6 months we'll be uploading a throwback episode voted by our Aunty Donna Club members! This is the best episode of eps 51-100 and a very fun episode about Mark and pizza. Plus an extra auntydonnaclub.com episode where we continue to argue about pies instead of discussing our soon to be released album. auntydonnaclub.com haventyoudonewell.com auntydonna.comJoin The Aunty Donna Club: https://www.patreon.com/auntydonnaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy. Hello beautiful listener. It's me, Broden Kelly speaking to you from the present. The week is, is it this week Tom? It's the fourth of July. Hey, it's the fourth of July. Shout out to our American listeners. Beautiful to hear from you. So essentially what's happening with us at the moment is we're working on a project that we're very excited for you all to see some time in the near future, but it is taking up all of our life, energy and time. So for the next few months we are releasing one of your absolute favorite podcasts. We put out to our Patreon listeners. What are the best podcasts of all

time? We've trolled back through and we've found them. This is the voted highest, the most loved episode from episode 51 to 100. It's about Mark ordering a pizza. Now what we also did, we added to this one, was a little bit of a clip from a Patreon episode we did just after this. So it's essentially Mark and Domino's. Domino's had a pizza on their menu. Mark wanted to amend it. They wouldn't let him. And when I mentioned that we were going to put this episode up, when I mentioned it to him today, he wanted to keep going on about it. So he hasn't moved on from it. So that's this week's episode. We hope you all enjoy it. We'll be back to new podcasts next week, but please enjoy this absolute classic.

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Go check it out and open it up and watch the inside. It's a couple of things and lots of it spam and some of it's porn. Great. Did you want to add anything to the song, or? No, look, I think I've never heard any of those songs. And there was a real vibe of them being like established songs that one seems to be already reading and even not listen back to the podcast. Well, we do them. Well, now that we're sort of going across the board, I would just for anyone listening, this is the first time you listen to a podcast, the bit of the podcast is that it's about two goofy boys, Mark and Broden, and someone in the late stages of dementia. Now.

I just don't know. That's it. There's never heard you guys doing that before. There's a podcast, you know, like there's ones about my favorite murder on my dad wrote a porno. This one, the joke is. The gimmick. The love and give me simple maths problems.

I've been told, I don't remember, but they'll just give me simple maths problems. And I get sad about an hour into it. Yeah, it's really awful. I do want it if we ever... It's called two goofs and someone who's in aged care. I think dementia is affected. I was talking to the boys. I think it's affected like 80% of this group which is why I feel it's first thing I think I'm going through it at the moment and every time I visit my non-nah you're going through it or Sorry, what you're going a whole very good. What are you talking about? No, go on every time I visit my non-nah her favorite thing to do now is

Is to give me a tour of her house? Yeah But as she's giving me a tour of her house she forgets that she's been giving me a tour of her house so we it I see the master bedroom I think four times every time she holds my hand and walks me to this is the master bedroom bathroom shower toilet and she just just lists the things that are in the room. Can I ask a quick question? As upsetting and as sad as that is. Yes. Is it making you frustrated because you're realizing just how unrealistic Memento is with that sort of remember for a little bit reset remember for a little bit, he's short term memory. But there's not like a rolling sort of losing, he just sort of, he's like, he's like,

yeah. The relative guy piece is a brilliant actor. And my, not, I would argue, she's a beautiful woman, but no one here is sexy as Guy Peer. He's hamsy, she hamsy, no. Oh, isn't he just a hunk of chunk? Your, your not, is more of a carry moss, much more of a year of the carry moss.

Out of the cast of that film. Yeah. You'd be because of carry moss. Carryan Kennell, I think you may have heard. I thought... No, I said carryan moss. What did you say? No, I said you said carry moss and I said...

No, then I... No, listen. Will you fucking listen? That's a second. You said Carrie Moss. Listen. And I said Carrie Ann Moss, or Mark, it's time for Fax with Zach. But I'm not, but I'm not, but I'm not, but I'm not.

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No, no, no, no, I was going to say the Hawaii nuclear alert was a false alarm. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no'd get in a race car, race around the Phillip Island race track, and then I would go up a ramp through a billboard and die in an explosion of flames. I'm a man of simple pleasure. I try and give myself that blowjob I've always wanted. Just the steak in the blowjob. Oh, yum. Yeah. Hey, they it in the blow job. Oh, yum. Yeah. Hey, they get, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just wanted one and one and one

and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one

and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and We got an email. Oh, we get an email. This is so if you're a regular listener of this podcast, what are you doing? Who are you? But more important for all we we started to put our fillers out for podcast inquiries the other week. We've got a bite Would you like to hear I'll read the same else you boys. Yeah, first I just love to go a Bunch What is that how bunch howunch. Arbunch. That's my new bite sound effect. So you say we got a bite and then I do my bite sound effect.

Go. So the email we got a bite. Arbunch. Arbunch. Yeah. Arbunch. So I think it's more like HAK.

Do you know what I think? I think that's a better bite sound effect. What was that sketch show in the the seventies in the nineties mark on check not in the noughties on channel seven stop the big by hush hunch up on tch was it the other thing you skit house no i think you're thinking of the big

hush how bunch how bunch yeah yeah sounds like you're saying hubbunch for flowers, players. No, no, you're going to, oh yeah, man, a great meatball sub. Give me some hubbunch. You know that, um, I'd be like, I'd love to just bite into a crispy, head of lettuce. Hush. Oh, yummy, yummy, some delicious Caesar salad. Hey.

Hubbunch. Hey boys. Yeah. You know that, you know that large oceanic bay, the open bay off the central and western portions of the southern coastline of mainland Australia, you know, like that bottom bit of- Are the Great Barrier Reef? No. No, that's North East.

The Great Australian. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! The Great Australian... HUBBUNCHER The Great Australian Bite? The Great Australian Bite, that's right! HUBBUNCHER

It's getting... adding more... Valsamstoward as it goes on Do you remember that? No, it was like that first, it was like HUBBUNCH And now it's like HUBBUNCHER Yeah, that's right! HUBBUNCHER So say bite, say we got a bite

No Just say we got a bite. No. Just say we got a bite. I don't want to. Why don't you want to say it? I feel like you're just going to go out bonge. Yeah. Because there's a bite sound in there. We got a bite.

Haboncha, man. So when you go out for dinner, you have a crunchy meal. Yeah. Yeah, I love crunchy meals. I love a crunchy meal. I'm not a fan of crunchies. The chocolate bar, not crunchy enough for me. You like violet crumbles? I love how much crunchy you can you get? What could you possibly want to make a crunchy more crunchy? I like glass. And you're not talking about this

like crunch glass. I feel like there could be some confusion because for our American listeners you have a bar made by a nest like called crunch crunch is milk chocolate with rice crispies. Oh, we're not talking about that in Australia. We're of a crisp What's called crunch a crackle not a crunch? You know, I'd love to see because we got this we got different snacks to the US to the UK I'd love to see a video where it's like Americans trying Australian food and I's on a table. There's anyone. I don't think that'll take a good. I really think. Or even like, yeah, like, sort of British sweets, Americans try the more, um, wow. Or bit like kids listening to music their parents listening to or hearing a bit. I would love to see an

old cult listen a slipknot. Oh, imagine. Imagine you play the songs that they like and they have to not sing along. Good luck, good luck, imagine having to sit there for a salty life. Oh, here I go, don't name me that position. There's a YouTube video about a cool sexy guy who finds dead bodies. Yeah, I'd like to see it. Dead Japanese bodies. Just as long as he, like, talks about mental health. And it's absolutely imperative that he's wearing some sort of hat

from an animated film. I'd watch that. It has to be fluffy. Hi, Donna. Of this email. Hi, Donna. Hi, this day mount. Hi, Donna. Hi. Thank you for your interest in a Domino's franchise. Boom. Yes.

We got to buy it. Harbont. To ensure we have the correct details for you in our system, can you please confirm your date of birth and full name? Oh, no. In the... In the meantime, please find a link to our franchise information booklet. The booklet contains loads of useful information, including the benefits of becoming a franchisee,

our franchisee requirements, insight into the dominoes brand, detailed information regarding our franchise model, franchise, e-testimonials and so on. Please also take a moment to read this information statement provided in accordance with the franchise code of conduct. Do we want to read that? Once we receive confirmation of your details, we will send you an information request form to complete. I... ...regards someone from Domino's. I'm gonna be honest with you boys.

I don't know if I'm that interested in Domino's franchise anymore, because I had a nasty experience with Domino's over our little holiday break. The first page of this PDF is, it says, Why in full big capillaries, why dominoes pizza? No need to ask the question, we've already inquired, we're already interested. Well, it's not just about pizza, it's about technology, isn't it? And community.

And community, and that's the thing that most excites me about dominoes pizza. Oh my god, it's done me. I just saw Zach's face like, the mold into, like just very slowly, It's done me. I just saw Zach's face like mold Into like just very slowly not like in a movie. It's very slowly. He became Don Mish. I have a question for you Don Mish Yeah, absolutely. Are you the CEO of Domino's Australia? Yes, I am. I don't think that's right. Okay, because I was looking at The Domino's Facebook page the other day and I hope I don't embarrass myself

No, no, that's fine. But it said there was a video To go somebody else Go fuck yourself. There was a post from somebody else claiming to be the CEO of Domino's Australia a video of them. I'm gonna look it up right now I'm gonna look it up right now. I'm gonna look it up right now. I'm looking it up. This is taken. Please fill the air while I do this. Sure. What are you? Can you guys? I just want to, I'm all I'm trying to do right now. No, I got you back. Yeah, thank you. You were counting to count. I'm just, I'm not gonna be able to talk. Yes, Domino's Australia CEO, Nick Knight.

Nick Knight is the CEO of Domino's Australia Don Meige. So I've got a fucking question for you. Who the fuck are you? And what are you doing in my life? This is incredible. What the, hang on. Domino's, I'm gonna play this video for you right now. Domino's, look at him and he looks like Broden. You're doing in my life. This is incredible. What the... Hang on. Domino's...

I'm going to play this video for you right now. Domino's... Look at him and he looks like Broden! And he looks like Broden! He's true, he's a bald fat guy. Look up! That looks just like... Look up, Domino's Australia

and Domino's Australia CEO is Nick Knight, a much better name than Don Mige, which is also pronounced wrong, Zach, it's Don Meige. Zach, I'll start with the bat. Oh my God. Sorry. Mark, Zach, audience listen, this is a big deal. What?

Don Meige, we've been, you we've had you in week after week after week under on the Belief that you are the CEO of Domino's and now we're sitting here What you're a liar. Yeah, and what we just heard was the voice of Nick night Spell K and I G. H. T. Who looks like me as in that night who looks a bit like brother. He's an ugly ugly man No, you're a beautiful gorgeous gorgeous human being. That's how it's nicknite. Are you both benching about the same? Well, I bench, depends on what I'm doing.

If I'm doing cheese press, like I try and get up to, like I just dumbbells and stuff. I'll remember you just get to your 16s, your 18s on the dumbbell. I'm a gym junkie. I'm a gym junkie. Don Mish. What the fuck?

What the fuck? Who the fuck is nicknite and who the fuck are you? Hi, thank you so much for your question Mark. Oh, now he's gone to this prepared statement. So the thing about Domino's Australia, is we started out as quite a small brand. Small Off-Shoot. What are you talking about?

You're a giant US company. A small offshoot of the American company. We started with a few stores in Brisbane when I started out just driving cars and whatnot. Driving cars? I was a delivery driver for Domino's Australia. Now back then we didn't have the apps. How do we know you actually were at that? You're a Nick Knight Cunt.

So who is Nick Knight? Answer my question. Now. Sli, slippery little snake. What I've been doing my research for this character, I just want to say that I didn't think I had to do this much research that I knew the entire ball. Stop pretending you're zacked on me. Okay, so basically we have a lot of decadent treats here at Dublin, Australia. We have pizzas and we've just released the chocolate pizza.

I don't know what to believe anymore. Now we absolutely do and the chocolate pizza is absolutely delicious. Oh really? It's got chocolate topping, it's got marshmallows and chocolate brownies. Now we've been selling in our store for quite a while. Can I add to my, Mark and I have a very important question for us. And it's giving me, we want this answered right now. We don't want

you to duck and weave we want a straight answer are the marshmallows put in the oven with the rest of the chocky because if it is a put on afterwards it melted marshmallow. Okay so I'm going to have to check with kitchen HQ. I'm not entirely. He got me he got me. He got me. He got me again. He's a slippery little snail.

Stop stop it. You escargot bitch. I want to know who the hell is Nick Knight? Why is he claiming to be Domino's Australia CEO when you claim to be Domino Australia CEO? And what is his mass massage for passionate vegan cheese message? What is his message? Passionate vegan cheese fans. And how much would it cost to get

Mark checked by dyslexic specialists? No, I think I do genuinely have a problem. But, but I'm not going to go as fast as I say I'm dyslexic. I can operate every day. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not teetering you. There are people. No, I'm just a bit of a dumb dumb Hey, no, hey, hey, sorry dummies. What is it? You are not dumb? You are not dumb shut up man

Hey, I'm stupid. Hey, you're not dumb Shut up. You are not you are a very clever you know, you don't know me. Hey, what just because you get stressed at school Doesn't mean you should go down and start fucking up. I'm gonna take that with love. Alright now, Don Mesh. Who is Nick Young and don't try it? Nick Knight. Who is Nick Young? Stop avoiding the question. Let me tell you about Nick Knight. Nick Knight is the CEO of Australia and New Zealand and I'm often seeing him in the office. I recently, who's a charge for you? Absolutely. I will get to that. I recently talked to Nick Knight about the delicious new range of vegan pizzas. Now I know we've had a lot of demands from a lot of our fans that love pizza, but haven't been able to eat that pizza due to a number of factors. Some electos intolerant

or some make that moral choice. We've actually announced a new vegan range of things. That's fantastic that you've got vegan cheese. That's a lot of vegan friends. Yeah, there's a lot of vegan cheese. That's really cool. Thank you. Car ask you a question about the Domino's vegan cheese. Could I get like a pepperoni pizza with vegan cheese?

Absolutely. You could maybe lactose intolerant. Yeah. Domino's Australian. Wait a minute. Wait a second. Wait a minute. Wait a second, wait a second.

Why aren't you answering our question? Another question. What is your official position? More importantly for me, and the thing that's really upsetting me, the name Nick Knight, right, is a very cool name. When I was a kid, Nickelodeon on cable, would at night turn into Nick at night, which would play old 60s and 70 shows, like Brady Bones. I mean, you've been saying Nick.

Let me ask you, Broden, what was your favorite snack to have when you were watching Nick at night? Probably a pizza pie. Yeah, so I tell you, a lot of my mother recently, I was around at my mother's house, and we were watching some television, and I actually used the new Domino's deals app. That's a separate app. Yeah, that's a separate app.

It's instead of having those little brushes making a lot of wastage, it's a separate app where you can find all the deals that are happening at your local Domino's. Can I ask you? And everyone knows that I love to use that when I'm watching television with my mother. Just about the New New York range. Yeah, absolutely. Are those pizzas made fresh? Oh, absolutely.

Everything a Domino's is made fresh. And you make these fresh. And you make these fresh. Because I had an experience. Oh, okay, sure. Are those pizzas made fresh? Oh, absolutely everything abdominals is made fresh Every street is fresh because I had an experience. Oh, okay sure This is quite genuine had an experience with dominoes I wanted to try the new New York range pizza because you'd boys know me. You know, I love a New York slice. Yeah And they're whole thing at New York is you get an authentic 16 inch I think New Yorker pizza comes in four different varieties. You got the cheese you got the pepperoni you got the the big one you got the other one with a lot of meat but it's not a lot of it's not a lot of toppings shut your fucking mouth shut you back a lot of people that have been to you shut up shut up okay

all right sure not done okay sure but there is a lot of cheese anyway go on there's a lot of cheese in your story. There's a big cheesy pizza. And that's what people remember from their trips away. A trip to Broadway. Shut up, stop it! I rang up. Yeah. Stomach.

And I said, I would like your New Yorker cheese pizza with mushrooms. And you know what they said to me? We, that, we cannot do that. Oh, okay. And I said, you making them fresh down their boys? And they said, of course we are. And I said, so just chuck a down their boys? And they said, of course we are. And I said, so just chuck a bit of mushy on the top.

I'll pay for it. The mushroom is an ingredient that you can get on one of the four New York range pizzas. So why can't you just pop it on there? And they said, we don't do it. We just said, we cannot. It is impossible for us to take mushrooms and put them onto a fucking cheese pizza even if I was willing to pay. Now I want an explanation because what I'm planning to do now because I think I've come up with a way to maybe get them.

Yeah, okay, okay. Maybe I can get them. I'm gonna hurt them. I want to ring a dominoes now, see if I can order a New York pizza with mushrooms in a bit of a roundabout way, okay sure Um, in answer. I've got a plan. Okay, right sure. Can I answer your question Mark? Okay, okay, so we have a lot of people traveling abroad. They're going to New York and they're noticing They're noticing that I'm traveling with abroad 1950 no they're traveling up abroad and they're not they're coming back and they're telling their family and friends about these delicious New York pizzas They don't have a lot of toppings And let me tell you if you had a negative experience at Domino's please feel free to contact us directly

And we will get back in touch please supply supply personal information Domino social media team Where are we? Oh no Don't yeah, don't I wish it was dumb. I say that every day to my life. Did you just do a generic, did you turn, are you a robot? No, no, I'm Don Meish, I'm the CEO of Domino's Australia. And let me tell you, I'm so excited about the secret. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

then who's Nick night? Who's Nick night? Then who's Nick night? Okay, we've got a lot of questions coming at my right. Here's my idea. Could we, could we do, could you ring them? Yeah. And not play the person's voice.

Because I'm worried about them suing us and, and, and being onto us. So if you ring them and we can hear your side of the conversation. Okay. All right. Because every time you boys do a crank call. And I, I tell you, I do enjoy the crank calls. I think of that time that, right? Are we going to get a pizza?

Pardon? Are you ordering a pizza? No, no, no. Use'm gonna use the Donna card. I'm gonna cancel the year. Okay, I'm not gonna get it. Hi, hello. I'm calling Domino's. My name's Mark.

I was wondering if I could order one of your New York range pizzas. Okay. Then you know the New York range pizzas? It's hard to say. We would like to get it delivered now. I just want to see I want to order the cheese pizza. Can I get that with mushrooms? Yeah, yes You you don't you don't have them you can only the cheese, you can't put mushrooms on there.

Are you making those boys fresh? You are making them fresh. So why is it, what can I ask why it's, you're not able to put mushrooms on the cheese paper, have the answer to this question. Oh, right. Okay. Well, that's okay. So you know the one with, that's got everything that's got the mushroom and the sausage

and the pepperoni. Yes. Yeah, the pepperoni sausage and mushroom. Can I order that? But there's a couple of things on there that I'm allergic to. Am I able to get them removed? Yes, yes. So I'd like to order the sausage pepperoni mushroom New York range pizza.

But are you able to take off the sausage and the pepperoni just because I'm allergic? What, no, no, no. So I want the New York range pizza. Oh my god. Yeah. Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. So, I would like the one that's got sausage, pepperoni mushrooms and cheese. But I'm the pepperoni and the sausage makes my tum-tum hurt. So could I please get it without the sausage and the pepperoni?

No, no, I just want the sausage, pepperoni, mushroom, cheese, pizza. But without the sausage and the pepperoni. Yeah, no sausage, the pepperoni. Yeah, no sausage, no pepperoni, just the New York range. Yeah, yeah, would be just mushroom and cheese, yeah. I can get that. I can do that. Great, thank you so much. I just need to check with. Yeah, straight please, delivered. Yep, the contact number is zero.

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Yeah, just the one pizza. Thank you. That's great. We'll pay by card. We'll pay by card. That's great. Can I see a chunky thick shake? No. Great. Thank you so much. Cheers.

Ha ha! So you've beaten Dominos. A fucking beat them. You beat some franchise owner. Those pieces of shit. I could have fucking believe it. I knew that would work. Don Mishwati. I knew that would work.

What's your thoughts on this Don Mish? Firstly, I just want to say thank you for investing $20 into my company. I really feel like you have won their mark. I'm a loser and gee whiz. I really love you. I hope you die. I hope you die after my experience I've had. I want all CEOs of Domino's Australia, which apparently there's two.

Yeah. Apparently there's fucking 20 of them to die. Okay. Okay, that's really extreme, right? Let's look what I have to go through to get a cheese pizza with mushroom. That is a donation. That is fair. It's just that I am a real person with a family.

I have a house in Queensland. Speaking of which, Manu. Yes. Well, that's the end of the episode. I just wanted to say Manu. You know, we can go slightly over the half hour. There's a Manu movie coming out. There's a Manu movie.

I'm a Manu movie. I'm a Manu movie. I'm a Manu movie. And I'll tell you what the thing is you can go see that at the cinema get yourself some popcorn or my personal recommendation wait until the song video on demand Australian. What is it like? Is it like a documentary about Manu like cooking or is it like it's acting or is it like three billboards outside Ebbing, Missouri but it's like that. Do you know what I think we should maybe talk to Manu in a later podcast? I love to talk to Manu about his movie. Right. Well, thank you everyone. We're going to go get ourselves a what is the what pizza do we get? So we are finally getting a New York's ranged pizza with cheese and mushrooms. Well, it's the pepperoni sausage mushroom cheese pizza, but without the pepperoni and the sausage.

And if you want to help mark abuse more local franchises, try to make their way in the world. You know, www.patrion.com slash anti-dominant. He said he couldn't do it. Let's not forget that. He started the conversation. He said, I cannot do a cheese pizza with mushrooms That's because I've actually put down an order They've probably got an email from my team saying don't do that because a lot of people in Australia

They think pizza is all about piling on the ingredients, but actually in New York. It's about simple ingredients Not too many they're making them boys fresh. There's no excuse It's doing greetings Absolutely, but just as we're trialing the range, we just thought it was important just to keep it simple So we're not piling on ingredients ingredients like we do in Australia anyway I've just mentioned the Patreon otherwise over to you boys Did you mention the Patreon? I just did mention the Patreon. Yeah, great. Patreon. Patreon.com Svashanti done. Thanks so much for the pizza

Thanks so much for the pizza. So that's the end of the actual episode that aired 300 years ago. We're going to jump now into the Patreon podcast that came a week or so later. And you'll see that Mark can't move on from things very easily. Hello, Hello. Babies. That's what we're calling our Donner fans. Now we're calling them babies. If you listen to all our podcasts,

this was recorded just after we ate the pizza that Mark ordered. Yeah, and it was not good. Now I'm gonna step up here and defend me. It's got nothing to do with me. Is he didn't bake the pie? He built the house. He didn't bake the pie with his hands.

He built the company that bought the place that baked the pie that marked in eight. That's true. Do you reckon it's potentially your fault because you made them make a pizza that didn't want to make? Yeah, why? Sam, you explained to me, Sam, if those boys are being made fresh, yeah, explain to me why you can't get mushrooms which are an available topping for this range of pizzas and just put them on the fucking pizza. I would pay extra. There is no answer.

There's been a lot of yelling. There is no legitimate answer. You have a pizza with mushrooms and other stuff on it. Just put the mushrooms on the pizza. Okay. Okay, Martin. There is no, are you done?

Martin. Is this a pizza pie? We're talking about it. I'm asking these questions if you don't want an answer I have done I know the answer to this question answer. I know the answer legit toward I know the answer to motivation I know why they have decided to do this now. I'm not saying you have to agree with it But it's bullshit and it doesn't make any sense Mark can I say I agree with you that it is bullshit But can I also think my question was do you think the pizza was bad because you made them you forced them

I did it for the hand. I used to You move the you you tricked them into giving you a pizza that they didn't want to make So I go into a restaurant and I get the chef to make something they don't want to make it by force and then that food is bad You're talking me as if it's this like, this complicated, I'm talking about you, put your hand in a fucking bucket of mushrooms and sprinkle the boys on something you've already fucking done. I'm not talking about readers on the dough. I'm not asking them to make this a cheesy crust.

Right, and I got a question for you. What would you say you're like a giant cheesy crust? What would you say your number one criticism of the pizza could be too much sauce? Now, I'm just throwing it out there. Maybe on the sausage, pepperoni, and mushroom pizza, because there's more toppings. For balance sake, they have more sauce on it than they would have.

But they wouldn't have more cheese, and this had more cheese than the one I was using. Maybe that's not the right thing. Maybe. This was not the new Experience was an unbalanced pizza because someone I'm not saying who Ordered a pizza that was meant to have other ingredients. No because the base was different the whole structure of the pizza was different I think they just made a normal pizza with cheese and mushrooms They put it in a New York range box.

As an independent voice, what I'm saying is he has created reasonable doubt. In what? He's created reasonable doubt. I'm the jury here. He said, he has pointed out that they're reasonably, within reasonable doubt, it was we experience an unbalanced pizza. It's all right, okay, all right. But that doesn't change.

But that's not what I'm arguing about Mr. Jury, sir. You need, you listen. I'm Jamie Jury, but. Fucking listen Jamie Jury, all right? Jamie Jury. I just know what we're arguing about the pizza that we got, that's a different issue. That's something else to talk about later day.

My point is I'm ordering a New York range pizza. He's arguing I think is that This is so I have two arguments one the reason why it's not balanced could be Because that's not the pizza that God and Don Mesian tended what the fuck are you talking about cunts? I am saying put mushrooms on a pizza that already exists. This is supposed to be about the alcohol Mushrooms we can talk about that. Mushrooms are an ingredient. I would understand if I was asking for something that wasn't

ever on a New York pizza. So I'm talking about like, like if I was asking for fucking olives or capsicum, I would understand sorrow we can't do that. I stupid. If you're making them boys fresh, there's no reason where I understand. But I'm talking about mushrooms, which are part of the toppings range for the fucking New York pizzas. Well, Mark, I've told you about... I've been telling you for the last hour that I have the answer to that question.

If you can take them away, put them on. At least to motivation. I do have the answer to that question. They took away that answer. They're pepperoni and the sausage without a fucking blink of an eye. Okay. It's just that I'm happy to to that question. I'm happy to answer it. The pepperoni and the sausage without a fucking blink of an eye. Okay. It's just that I'm happy to answer that question. Because I've been doing my, my Don May research. Your answer is that.

It's a fucking, Mark's standing up now. You're gonna fucking put certain, you can't put more than four ingredients on it. He's dancing around. I'm then asking for more than four ingredients. I'm asking for less. Mark, okay.

I'm asking for less ingredients. And you got that. You got that. Give me, or you got, okay. I'm asking for less ingredients. And you got that, you got that. Give me, or you got, we got. We got. We got. We got. We got.

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We got. We got. We got. We got. We got. We got. We got. We got. We got. We got. We got. We got. there. So, so, so, they've now gone that's okay. They've now gone that's okay. And then

someone gives them a call like a ring, ring, ring, ring, ring. Hey, I want the New York pizza, but instead of the tomato, I want that cheese sort of base that you used to do. Instead of the mushroom, I want the aged jalapenos that you do. Have you ever worn a hat? Instead of the pepperoni, I want the ground meat. Zach, Don May, whoever I'm talking to, you ever worn a hat? Because Don May wouldn't tell you to fuck yourself. Have you ever worn a hat? I've worn a hat.

Right, pick another hat, put it on your head. I'm asking you to change your head. Am I asking you to recontextualize your fucking skull or or my if I'm saying Zagging what I'm saying is if it is my business if it is my business to wear a hat And if it is my business for my franchise these to wear a hat Yeah, yep, yep, and if someone comes in and tells one of my franchisees to change their fucking hat Yeah, they have absolutely every right to say no We have an album that should be coming out in about a week?

Yes, it's still a bit shaky. Exactly a week. I'm the first single. The first... What's that? It's X-Crying. I think you both need to apologize before we talk about the album. Well, I think my hat analogy was fair.

Is it fair to say? Can I just take that analogy further? No, no, we do want to talk about the album. As long as you're on my side. We can talk about the album. As long as you're on my side. Yeah, sure. I'm just on this side.

Say there are two hat options available. There's a wide brim hat. And then there's another option, which is a baseball cap that only comes with sunscreen. That comes with sunscreen. You have to get the two of them together. Why? Because, that's justburn on your neck.

Okay, you blame them. Let me use an analogy for you that I think is a little bit easier to understand. That's so true. I won't say. Let's say I'm ordering a fucking pizza. And one of the pizzas come with cheese and the other pizza comes with cheese, olives, and capsicum. Right?

No, you know what? I'll make it a little easier for you. One comes with cheese, the other comes with cheese, pepperoni, sausage and mushroom. Now I say, can I get the cheese pizza with mushroom? They're making them boys fresh. So can you make the cheese pizza and put mushrooms on them? I know you got them mushrooms. I know their mushrooms are available because they're on the other pizza. Can you just get those mushrooms, put them on my pizza and I'll pay extra. Same pizza. I agree with you here Mark. This is an analogy.

Can I agree that this makes sense Mark? Can I do an analogy? Sure. Okay, so I'm a franchisee. I eat music videos. We'll get to that. We'll get to that. I'm a franchisee. Yeah, okay. And someone in Queensland is making a lot of decisions. Sometimes those decisions are made, they're snap decisions, sometimes those decisions are made because they don't, not every customer is going to respect the authenticity. And they make decisions that might be right. They might be right. And they make decisions that could change.

This is an analogy. Yeah, it's an analogy. Now I am a... I am a... I am a franchisee, working my ass off to send my kids to school. And then an entitled cunt calls me. He calls me, what's his name?

Mark Banana. Okay, and this is an analogy? Yeah, it's an analogy. All right. And this cunt of a man, he ruins my fucking day. He ruins my goddamn disease calling the owner in this analogy, right? He's calling the person who owns the franchise.

Well, you know what? There's a lot of owner operators, and that's what I love about the man I just block. This analogy is getting lost on me, boys. Not clear. It's not completely clear to me. And he's working every goddamn day in that domino store. And I can imagine how hard it would be for that man

to pick up some mushrooms and put them on a pizza. I completely understand that. Hey, Mark, you're right. You're so right, Zach, because only, like, that is such a big ask to ask someone who's making a fresh pizza pie to use their little fingers, put it in a tiny little tub of mushrooms, do a little, you know, send the signal to their brain to go from open hand to close hand, open hand to close hand, and then bring that hand over the pizza

and then just sprinkle those mushrooms under the pizza. That is such a big fucking ask for some owner-operate and cunt. But you know what, what a, what a fucking piece of shit I am to possibly expect that this motherfucker could get some mushrooms that are already there and put them on the fucking cheese pizza that I've just ordered. I must be the worst, I hope I get cancer. I hope I get cancer. They're even having the thought of considering to asking a man. First song's about it, dad. Oh, yeah. So the first song, I just, I just want to say we got to withdraw.

No, no, no, I didn't agree with you on that bit, but the pizza was bad like wasn't a separate issue I told that's the issue I want to talk about now and I want you to separate you I want you to admit That the you are potentially Colpable for that pizza being bad. No, that's not my fault That is not my fault because I asked them to make a pizza that already exists It did not exist. They were quite exist Sam. That was quite does exist It was quite that's the problem It's not in their menu refuse to acknowledge the existence of this pizza Sam

I remember eating it. I remember eating that pizza. Oh you made it exist though Mark. You created it They didn't I'm not saying the pizza wasn't bad boys I've been holding on to shit in myself this whole podcast. I'm very I got to go to the toilet immediately after this After one slice of that pizza the dough was under cooked the it wasn't crispy. It wasn't foldable To my cheese It was salty and bad, but that is in no way my phone that that is the vindictiveness I think that's your fault of the store of the dominoes store that we ordered from now It was salty and bad, but that is in no way my fault. That is the vindictiveness. I think that's your fault.

Of the store. Of the dominoes store that we ordered from. Now, bro, it's just interesting because... You've been very patient. You've been very patient. Yeah, so, well, I just have a thing when we wrote an album. And... Is this the announcement for them? I don't know when this is coming out. This may or may not be the announcement of our album,

or it could be the announcement of the album, but we're not exactly sure. We wanted to just take the time to talk to you about the album and it's going to be. So it could be a secret. This could be a secret just between us and you at the obvious. So it could be a secret, you know, this could be a secret just between us and you at the moment. And we may be announcing a few days or we may have already announced it so bad because that's it's so sure. It really stinks, which is not my fault. Well, it's not my fault that the pizza was bad. I think it's partially your fault. How? How? Explain.

You tricked them into giving us a product that they did not want to give us. Let's say you go into a store, there's a robber in the store. You get shot in the head and you're dead. Is that your fault for walking into the store? All you want to do is buy a packet of chippies. Is this turning into a victim blaming the robber? Yeah, are you? I'm sorry, are you victim blaming? Are you victim blaming? I have the front of the store, someone's there. I'm sorry. Are you victim blaming? Okay, so are you at the front of the store someone's there? I'm the victim here. Okay, Mark, but at the front of this store, there's a man who's saying I think you shouldn't go in the store

I really think you shouldn't go in the store and you're going no, I'm gonna go in the store It's my right to go in the store. He's not giving me a reason. He's saying Mark. Don't go in the store He's not going the store. He's not saying trust me. Don't go in the store. You don't go in the store. He's not going the store. He's not saying, don't. Trust me, don't go in the store. You can't go in the store. Actually, he's saying you can't go in the store. The door's there, the door's open. He's saying, you can't go in the store. And you're like, you're not going to stop me.

If you try and stop me, no, it's not going to stop me. I'm going to go in the store. That's not right, because there are no mushrooms in this analogy. OK, he's another analogy. I have a delicious cheese pizza. It's a fantastic cheese pizza. My God. I have a delicious cheese pizza. It's a fantastic cheese pizza. My God.

I have a delicious cheese, mushroom, pepperoni, and mushroom pizza. What a great double mushroom. Double, I said mushroom twice, salami, pepperoni, and mushroom. It's a great pizza. What I don't have is a good cheese and mushroom pizza. Yeah, and you know, it is there with more stuff on it.

I mean, it's good. It's there, man. It's not good. It's right there sitting in front of you. You can't see it. Are you saying, I just can't see it, because you can't on it. It doesn't mean it's good. It's there, man. It's not good. It's right there sitting in front of you, you can't see it. No, no, no, no, no, you can't see it. I just can't see it, I just can't see it. I just can't see it, I just can't see it. I just can't see it, I just can't see it.

I just can't see it, I just can't see it. I just can't see it, I just can't see it. I just can't see it, I just can't see it. I just can't see it, I just can't see it. I just can't see it, I just can't see it. I just can't see it, I just can't see it. I just can't see it, I just can't see it. I just can't see it, I just can't see it.

I just can't see it, I just can't see it. I just can't see it, I just can't see it. I just can't see it, I just can't see it. I just can't see it, I just can't see it. I just can't see it, I just can't see it. I just can't see it, I just can't see it. I just can't see it, I just can't see it. I just can't see it, I just can't see it, I just can't see it. I just can't see it, I just can't see it, I just can't see it. I just can't see it, I just can't see it. I just can't see it, I just can't see it, I just can't see up. I call you up. Yep. Your dominoes franchisee, I call you up. Yep.

I know exactly what I'm gonna do here. Okay. And I say, hey, hey, I want a cheese pizza. Yep. But I'd like you to add your firstborn child to that cheese pizza. Chopped up, ready for me to eat. I don't have kids.

Is there anything else you'd like? All right, chocolate brownies. I don't, you want chocolate brownies on your cheese pizza? Absor fucking lootly. You know why? Because we're making them boys fresh. And we've got chocolate brownies here. So I will put them on your pizza easy doesn't matter.

Thank you very much! Alright Mark, here's my scenario now. Thank you very much! You're an employee of Domino's Pizza. Done. Okay. I've got this yet. I call you up I say, hey, yep.

I'd like a New York cheese pizza, but I want you to add chocolate brownies to it. Done, great. But Mark, in the iOS, in the contract, in the contract, in the computer, in the system you use to sell the product, yep. There is no option. Here's what I do, I buy the pizza, put the pizza through the thing, I put the brownies through the thing, brown to sell the product. Yep. There is no option. Here's what I do.

I buy the pizza, put the pizza through the thing, I put the brandy through the thing. Brandy's a separate option. We've already got the brandy, and I said, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, so I put the brandy through the thing, right? But I say, those are an extra 6.95,

so I say to the person, look, we can do it, we can absolutely do it, but I am gonna have to charge you an extra 6.95, and if my manager says, well, I'm not gonna let you put them boys on that cheese pizza, I'd say you know what, here we can do. We can get you the fudge brownies We can get you the pizza. They're gonna have to come separately and you're gonna have to put them on yourself

I am so sorry But that is the only way we can make this happen. Okay. Alright. Alright Mark. Okay done next fucking question Okay, so you let me inquire further Mark what I say to you Well, I don't want six chocolate brownies right I want enough to be evenly distributed across a cheese pizza. That's six not enough there mate. There's blood. That's six slices. That's too many. That's too many.

I just want a pizza with some chocolate, you've got one chocolate brownie there. Yeah, you can cut it up, put it on the pizza. Oh, come on. I'm a good employee, Zach. Yeah. I'm not a piece of shit. Yeah, I'm like, employee, Zach. I'm not a piece of shit. Yeah, I'm up. You can do that.

But there's no way for you to fairly charge me for that. And not only that, you've got a franchisee riding you back because that franchisee has to put food on his table and he can't just put chocolate brownies on his table. Did I ever say that money was a problem? I said, I will pay. I said, I will pay for these extra mushrooms if I must. What if they don't have the means to charge you for extra mushrooms, Mark?

What do you mean the means? The means. The price of the cheese pizza. Listen, the price of the cheese pizza is the same price as the pepperoni and cheese pizza, the same price. So they shouldn't have to charge me extra. Have you heard of Stocktake, Mark?

What do you think they can? Their mushrooms individually? Well, you reckon they go, oh, we got 150 mushrooms in this week, boys? Oh, what do we go? Hey, I can wear missing bloody 20 mushrooms. We have them 20 mushrooms, Mark, you are a member of a society, right?

You have responsibilities responsibilities not just privileges Okay, and we need to understand that you need to understand that my my one genuine thing would be when you sign the whole Conceptive franchises came about McDonald's invented franchise. They said we what their issue was they started to open different McDonald's and the owners of this new franchise is weren't adhering to the to the manifest of the of the founders So what they found a Michael Keaton Michael Keaton Batman Going for that sick and off-scull so Batman realizes through the help of a financial advisor that if he buys the property If he buys the land lets them open on the land, lets them open on the land

and makes them sign a contract where they have to adhere to the rules of the original McDonald's, then that is the case. So what you've got now with franchises, is if you open a Domino's, you must do what the body corporate says. The body corporate is telling the man

who owns our local Domino's. If you try and put mushrooms on a cheese pizza, you will be in void of your contract. That even though our brand. Even though they can do a sausage, epa-rime. I'm just telling you, mushroom pizza.

I'm just telling you, have you, that is a legal loophole. I'm just telling you, I'm just diverting your aggression from the owner, hang on, Zach, okay. I'm telling you I'm just diverting your aggression from the owner Zach wait, okay I'm telling you to divert your aggression from the local store enough. Oh, you better watch yourself, bro And you better watch yourself because if you're about to say what I think you're about to say

Then you're in it for a world of trouble mate to head office and who is the head of that head office, bro And when you say head office, who do you mean? Nick Knies. You know me, Nick Knies. Mr. Domino, I don't know who he's now, I forget his name. He is, bro, I don't know. You're a New York boy. Love what?

You love New York. You've been to New York many a time. I call it the Big Apple. Right, you have the Big Apple, right? That's how for me. You've been the Manhattan, I know I've been there with you. Oh, well, I got a picture. You ordered a Peter and have you ordered a pizza in New York?

What's a pizza when Broden right in I'm not a time ask it. I'm just asking something. Sorry. You've ordered a pizza in New York. Yeah, when you order that Pizza Down Sit down when you order that pizza. How you order that boy? How you order that boy? What how you order that I will not sit down when you order that pizza. How you order that boy? How you order that boy? What how you order that boy? Hey, boy, how you order that do they? I don't know. Do they say what would you like on your pizza? No? What most they do? No, I follows in New York. I go and say can you get this pizza's mad?

There's an option of maybe about a pizza in New York. This is how it's done. They say what would you like? And you go I would like a cheese pizza with Pepparoni and sausage. I actually know that's wrong. That's not wrong It's not in the counter. No, no, no, you're talking about pizza by the slice when you ring up a pizza But that's not their own They're a vocation. That's New York pizza when you order us. Yeah, but then order it like we do They don't have a new like they do on the street. Yeah, you order it This isn't a thick toppings that you want

This isn't dominoes doing some of the pizza that you can get in New York. They're doing New York style pizzas I think this is a piece. I think you've made a mistake My brother You have made a logical fallacy sir and you will let me be I have made a logical fallacy That is how you order a pizza in New York the The whole concept is broken from my talk to my friend, Broden. I really want to ask you to go on straight through me. And you go to the toilet. I'm going to ask you exactly the same thing.

Actually, you can actually lift. Well, that's fine. That's good. That gives us time to talk, Broden. You're in New York, alright? You love New York. In fact, we're going to New York soon. Tell your friends, tag them in our post. Broden, you're in New York. No, we're not going to New York soon tell your friends tag them in our first bright and you're in New York No, we're not going to New York. I fucked that You walk into a pizza shop. How do you order?

How do you order me? We're kind of pizza stories it a new York style because there's pizza hearts in Times Square that I've been Oh, yeah, no, okay. Yeah, because that's what Domino's is going for they're going from oh no wait. You're on my side You you're in a New York style pizza place not a Napoli style that pizza place not by the pine not a square Square New York pizza for something like Joe's famous New York pizza something like Joe's Some of the Joe's you're enough got cold pizzas that they've already cooked yeah You say give me a slummy one so they've got maybe hyper thread I've never said give me the slummy one. I would say got maybe hypothertically never said give me the slummy one I would say something more like get a there your dingo doggo's give me a bloody pepperoni boy sure thing cow boy

Yeah, right so right Hypothetically speaking they've got four options sure, right? They've got four options and you wanted a cheese pizza with mushroom You then go to them. I feel like the men who you want to argue is not here anymore. We're winning. Can I win some more arguments? Well, Mark's not here.

Okay. So Mark has sold you a pizza. It's got brownies on it. Yeah. You get that pizza, you eat that pizza. Yeah. It's not good. No. It's not a good pizza.

It's not a good pizza. You get an email afterwards from Domino's going how was your Domino's experience? How do you rate the pizza out of five and you go that's a one out of five? That's but you don't you don't like that cheese you go you go that's a one out of five experience chocolate cheesecakes and then he's writing a chocolate cheesecakes chocolate cheesecakes and then he's writing down chocolate cheesecakes. That's more of a ricotta like a sweet cheese. Yeah. I'm talking about tasty cheese or mozzarella cheese.

Except for a chocolate cheesecake with mozzarella on it. What? Sorry. Anyway. I was just going to tell anyone if we can. Can we ask that scenario for Mark? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, What happened? What happened? I ordered a cheese pizza from Domino's from their new New York range

Okay, I said can I have it with mushrooms when mushrooms are an option on the New York range pizzas You can get a New York range pizza with sausage Pepparoni and mushroom and all I wanted was the cheese pizza with mushrooms on it and they were fused So that's the one we're gonna act out a small small scene then we're going to give you who what we're when we're a ring ring a ring hello hello no I've answered hello who is it thank you for calling my phone who is this this is Mark this is Mark banana is it who are you calling I'm from Domino's great customer support how you doing oh mad I just heard you went to dominoes recently I just want to review your experience at dominoes sure, okay Now let me put my friend Zach on the line hold on a second ring ring ring ring

He's not answering. He's I know you've called Zach Rewain I can't come to the phone right now. Please leave a message after the beep and I'll get back to you Zach where are you man? I've got dominoes on the line here and we're finally gonna sort this out Please call me back as soon as you can What do you want? Okay, I just want to just go through excess some quick questions about how you're gonna Service was I didn't hang up. Okay, I'm not the line. How do you? How do I do this Where's the option Zach are you there? Yes, hello. Oh, Zach, yes.

Oh! All right, I called you back. Oh, did you call my phone then it ring? No, it was just call way to go. You were on another phone, I think. No, I left a message. Is this a bad time? Should I call back?

It's one of the things. Hello, sorry. I'm just seeing from Domino's custom. Did you listen to my message? Yeah. What do you mean, who was it? Explained on the message. Oh, did you leave a new message?

It seems like a bad time, guys. I think I'll just call that. You shut up for a second. Okay. Sit down. What? What? What? What do you want? Dominoes. I've got dominoes online. Okay. So you recently had an experience with dominoes. I just want to take it. Which one? Well, am I right in saying that on Friday the something? Yeah, whatever you wanted it. You wanted a piece from Domino's? Not on Friday, no, not on Friday. Okay, so you didn't order a piece from Domino's on a Friday?

Not on a Friday, no. Okay, so Zach, who's the other person here? Now you ordered a piece from the album. I just wanted to talk about the album. What Friday? I just wanted to talk about the album. We'll? What Friday? I just wanted to talk about the album. We'll get to the album. No, we won't.

I remember I ordered a pizza on Thursday. Wait, one minute left. Mark, put a sock in it. Zach, put a sock in it. I'm not the one going on about the pizza. Put a sock in it. I'm trying to shut it down so we can talk about the pizza album. Friday.

I mean, the album. It's Friday, Mark. Mark, I thought Mark was being funny. He just didn't know what Dale was. What day did you think it is? Oh sure it was a Thursday. Oh that's the big day boy. He thought it was a Thursday buddy. It's a Friday. That's a best feeling in the rainbow. That's a great song. Song. Song album. Album, aren't you? Album, aren't you? Album, aren't you? Tuna food, food, pizza, so my point is... Sorry, we'll talk about the album. No, I'll get it.

No, I'll get it. That was a really great fun improv where you played two opposing sides. You thought that it was reasonable and you thought it was unreasonable I think there was no right or wrong but two rights clashing no clashing with the God no there was a right and a wrong and you were wrong. I'm actually right. There was the guy defending the small the little franchisee all right and the guy who who I just want to say one thing I just want to say one I. I just want to say one thing. I just want to say one thing. I'm just saying, like, you're saying no.

I just want to say one thing. There were two rights. And you are wrong. I just want to ask you that. Two months ago, when the Domino's New York pizza didn't exist, would you have been mad at Domino's for not... I know where you're going to go with this. Yeah, because you know you're wrong.

Because you know I'm a response. Because you know I'm right. Listen to me, man. It's not about right or wrong. I'm right. We just want to preface this argument with this man thought it was Thursday Listen to me man. It doesn't know what day of the week. It's swear to God it was this man. Look at me look at me You left the you left the podcast to go shit his pants and he thinks it's Thursday. I just want to put that

I want to say something new, man. I can't look at you any more. Yeah, that's fine. You don't have to look at me. I just want you to listen to me. I can't. Go. Just listen, please let me finish this, because this isn't easy for me. Just know that I won't be listening.

Okay. I just need to say it. Mark. Okay. Oh, I just need to say it. Ah! Mark, we're two very fiery, passionate people. At our best, that creates some fantastic work. And at our worst, sure, we clash sometimes. But the thing we're most passionate about is Domino's pizza. I think we can agree on that.

Sure, I get passionate in a positive way, and you get passionate when they don't live up to their potential. Have you ever? But we can agree that Domino's Australia is the best place to get a pizza in all of the Brunswick, Calm area. I just want to have a pizza right here. There's no pizza, just real quick.

And it's the best pizza you can get. Have you ever in your life ordered a pizza from any pizza rear? Or you've wanted as a fresh pie. And you've said, can I have this pie with this topping and they've said no. And I'm not talking about Domino's

talking about any peteria you ever had that experience. No. I'll tell you why. Can I tell you why? You've asked the question I want to give you the answer. I wasn't I just want to give you the answer. Because I order what's on the menu because I trust the chefs and the food experts at Domino's Australia. No, no, you're not. I trust them. No, you're avoiding the question like a slippery snake. All right, I'm saying. If I were to change the order, the point of a pizza pie. If I were that sort of. If you're making a pizza pie fresh, the point of a pizza fight, fire, pizza pie, pizza pie. the point of a pizza fire fire pizza fire pizza fire you're eating a pizza fire on a Thursday

yeah mark no you're ordering a pizza pie one of the main points of a pizza pie is have it your way and when I wrote jam when I wrote jam on my own and none of you can't help me okay all right so I got out of I have it your way. I was thinking of pizza pies because that is the point. You can order a cheese pizza with m-

There is an a pizzeria on this fucking planet that would deny me a cheese pizza with mushrooms. If mushrooms were an available topping. Mark? Especially. If they were an available topping in the range of peaches. I've gone over. And type of peaches. I want to keep going.

There's a lot of exciting news about the album that we need to talk about. And that's all I'm saying. Mark, all right, here's my thing. All right. It breaks my heart to say this. But I don't think we're ever going to agree on this issue. Okay? So you're right. Okay.

You're totally right. You're right in the fact that you will never admit that you're wrong. Okay, sure. If that's what you want to take away from this experience. Have I blown this out of proportion? Sure. Maybe a little bit. Am I guilty of that?

I'll take that. Are you a fucking idiot? Ma? Absolutely. Can I say this? Can I say that? I'll take that. Are you a fucking idiot? Mark? Absolutely. Can I say this? Can I say that? Absolutely, you are. Am I a fucking idiot? Are you guilty of that? Yes, Mark. Am I a fucking idiot? We both guilty of things.

I'm guilty of that. That's all I'm saying. Mark, I'm handing you the metaphorical olive branch. Okay. Okay. Can I get that olive branch. Okay. Okay. Can I get that olive branch with mushrooms? And so that would be a really great punch line. If you could both let it go, that is olive branch.

Could I get that with mushrooms? Is it really a punch line? It's a really punch line. But I just thought she's joking. You're probably... Thanks so much for continuing to support us. We're gonna talk about the album. Oh yeah, we're gonna talk about the album.

It's gonna be good. So I'm here from Domino's customer support. That's a good one. You brought it up. So you, you, you, because Zach, you brought it up, but you like didn't lay down any information. So it's like, we'll be frustrating to people. So on the ninth, next, next Friday.

There's a song. There's a song coming out. There's lots of song coming out. There's lots of songs coming out. Either last week or in three days, depending on when the... What song's it ever gets back to us? I'll Thursday or Friday.

Depends on what time's it. It might be nine days, it might be three days. Maybe. No, that won't change the amount of day. It doesn't matter. No, the amount of days are one and a half. It's a day of the week. So if you're in LA, it would be different to here.

But they could be. Nine days or three days. But they could be listening to this. What time you're in the... No, they'll be listening to this on other Friday. Universal time when. No. What day, universe time?

No, because they will be, because the nine days would be different to the three days. So no, but this is the thing, bro, and I'm almost certain that LA has four days to every one of our seven. Yeah, right? So wouldn't it be the difference of nine days or five days? I'm saying different to New York time.

Absolutely, New York. That was the biggest misstep by the way, Mark. What? Then you say, you're leaving the other way up. You didn't let me finish my point. You should have said America, because you can't, when you ring up and it marital, you ring up.

Yeah, you were really right on the money there But kind of the whole thing with New York pizza is they have the range in the bay marine you pick you have a by the slice But but when I've ordered a pizza in New York And I got added joy because I'm not talking about by the slice that is dominoes aren't doing a by the But they're doing the whole pizza. That's what they're But what every New York pizza is by the slice every single one No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, by the slice. Yes, every single one. No, no, no. You guys go to a single pizza real and order a whole pizza in New York. Is that what you fucking tell me right now? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no You can only have a better slice. Sorry, man. Good chamadi. He said, I'm sorry everybody.

No more pizza. I'm not going to hold. I'm not going to hold. I think you don't want to get your pizza go. I'm not going to say. I can't have a can of coke. But that doesn't mean they're known for cans of coke. Fuck, fuck you.

Listen to me here. Listen to me here. All right. You can get Napoli style pizza in Melbourne. Yeah. That doesn't automatically. That's a pretty puffy style pizza for the very first. Oh, okay.

Enough with the jug. That's not why people are here. Mark favorite. Oh, very good. Okay, enough with the drugs. That's not why people are here. Mark, you can get a Napoli style, Pete's a remalman. That doesn't automatically become a Melbourne style, Pete. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Is it? The dumbest people I've ever met. I want to be offended, but I did call you an entitled candidate.

So I really can't be upset. We've worked really hard on this album. That doesn't mean you have to like it, but I just want to give you the 300 that context. You're the 300 Spartans. The 300. And I, oh yeah, go. But no, we hope you enjoy it,

because we worked on it with you guys in Ryan's. Yeah, and I think it's really exciting. It's a new project. And the New York style pizza is pizza made with characteristically large haunts, I was thin crust. Often sold in wide slices to go, the crust is thick and crisp along.

Yeah. What, get down. What did you stop? I just thought you were gonna interrupt. Okay, cool, let's do this. Let's do this. If you were me to read the entire Wikipedia article, to our fans and our friends,

because you can't admit that there is a difference between a New York style pizza and a pizza one can buy in New York. I can get pizza hut in New York. I'm not saying that. What I'm comparing is, I'm not going to dominoes and ordering pizza by the slice. I'm ordering an entire pie.

And when I order an entire pie in New York, which they're basing it off, I choose the toppings. I would say, Mark. That's all I'm saying. What they are. Riffing on. Actually, correct. What they are riffing on.

What a misstep. But a genius point made by an angry young man. It's okay. What they've taken to men New York slices, big slices of pizza. Yeah, with a thin crust. No, I can say that I've watched every video where Don May has talked about New York style pizza. And he has defined a New York style pizza as large foldable slices,

simple set options on more or less a margarita, but then that's set because I forget about the pepperoni and fucking sausage. I'm a guy. Guy. No, you didn't give in. You didn't give in. I didn't pester him about that. Go back and listen to the fun.

God, I said, can you do, can you just cheese with mushrooms? He said, no, I said, can you do, can you just cheese with mushrooms? He said, no. I said, can you do cheese mushroom sausage pepperoni minus sausage pepperoni? He said, sure, we can do that. Okay, Mark, I'm here. I'm from Domino's Custom Support. You got a pizza.

What sort of pizza did you get? What? What sort of pizza did you order? What do you mean? When you ordered a pizza on the Friday. I ordered a New York style pizza. Yeah. We cheese with cheese mushroom sausage and pepperoni minus the sausage and pepperoni because it gives me a sick Tom so you got a cheese and mushroom pizza

That's what I ordered. Okay, that's interesting. That shouldn't be giving you those really we have a set menu That's okay though. That's you mean that's fine. That's nothing that should all they did was Remove two ingredients that make me sick. Okay. I would say that is fantastic. Not only if you, if your company thinks that your employees shouldn't be doing that, I say you need to go back to your employee handbook and have a look at the way that you treat your employees because me as a customer is very satisfied by that.

I'm a little disappointed I had to find a bloody loophole to get what I wanted, but the fact that I asked for something and they were able to deliver is incredible. Congratulations Dominoes for having such incredible customer service. Thank you very much. We'll take that note. We'll put that down. Can I just ask you, what would you rate the pizza out of five? Out of five? Yeah, just the five being the highest and zero being the lowest just the pizza just the pizza the pizza that I got Yeah, the pizza that you got not the experience just the two a two out of five because it wasn't done properly Okay, so I will be calling our franchise owner there just to say that they have in fact

Sinner of pizza that they're not supposed to send out with told them no No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, He said that's fine. That's okay. I'm just gonna enter that data and the system And it's gonna show up that he gave you a p3 wasn't supposed to you don't know that sand you don't know that you don't know that You don't know that you're just making that up. Okay. You're just making that up He's gonna try to do you know what's wild mark? You're making that out. You know it's why you can't assume That's a shit and a Sume knowledge. You know what's why you can't fuck you You're point Do you know what it's like? You can't, fuck you. I don't think you're wrong. Your point, bap, valid. Do you know what it's like? Invalid, mark.

I don't think it was valid. And then it was invalid. Mark, do you know what's wild? Because I don't think you're wrong, man. I'm tired of this. I'm done. They know you got it, dude. I'm done.

Mark, we'll end this podcast. All you got to do is just say, yeah, maybe there's two sides to this story. There are two sides to this story. One is full of cunts, and the other is the side with the golden crowns of being correct. And that's me. Oh, the crowns of being correct.

That's me. Not the last cut side. Not the last bit. Just say, and I'm a crown mirror inside. I can understand whilst frustrating and incorrect, I can understand why these decisions were made. And then we'll just wrap it up. We'll talk about the album a little bit and we'll wrap it up. All you gotta do is say, oh you gotta do, Mark. You say, hey, I can understand where they were coming from,

even though I fundamentally disagree. I refuse. Well then we are in for a long fucking podcast. Ha ha ha. No, I'm calling this podcast. I hope you enjoy the album. I'm so sorry for the actions of Zach, Mark. That was not me. And Sam made a little bit. Sam made a little bit.

Sam made a lot to do with it. Can I just say? Can I just say? Max, a job on the album. The album is, these are the MS Sam, right? Sam doesn't necessarily have a point of view. He likes to find the person who is the most passionate

and just trying to fuck him up with his logic because he's very smart. That's what Sam likes to do. I'm correct. He doesn't care. He doesn't care. He's not going to go home and think about this. There's been on my mind for a month.

Truth be told, I'm not too fast. I like that. Mark... Mark... Mark wins because he's headed on his mind for a month. I don't know idea. Let me just mail it away from a month and then we'll go to the parade. I just want to say this might be secret for the next three days. Yeah. So we're doing a big announcement. I don't know when. If it is still not announced. I wasn't listening anymore. No.

If it's still not announced, let's all keep it secret. And then we can all celebrate in three days. But we just really wanted to let you know what we've been working on. We're really excited about this project. I cannot believe it's Friday. Just quietly. The machinations of a mad man.

That's really fucked me up. Am I right about anything? No,'re gonna die on my right about anything? No, probably not. I'm on my right about anything. What do you think of the pizza? I don't know. I need some time. I need some time. Alright, thank you everybody.

I just wanted to big shout out to Alex Pizzolo, who's a Patreon supporter and he helps me record a song for the album. And an open-fair album. And an open-to-the-s album. And he played some bass and stuff on it. And Professor Whisky. Oh, really? And I recorded my guitar and stuff, so thank you, Alex, and keep supporting us, mate. We'll keep supporting you, mate.

You're a legend. Thanks, Alex. And I just wanted to say a quick thank you to Don May for bringing me delicious pizzas and yummy food. You enjoyed that pizza, did you? No, that was fun. We love you all. Thank you so much for listening.

We appreciate everyone who listens every week. We'll be back with a new podcast next week. I love you. I'm Broden. Enjoy.