Aunty Donna Podcast - The Bit Truck

Episode Date: November 4, 2025

Half a dozen conflicting bits on the way to Sacramento.  LINKS  Buy tickets to our DREM World Tour https://tour.auntydonna.com/ Follow @theauntydonnagallery on Instagram https://bit.ly/auntydonna-ig  Become a Patreon supporter at http://auntydonnaclub.com/  Join The Aunty Donna Club: https://www.patreon.com/auntydonnaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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the motherfucking podcast Well it is Easter time and Broden I know you love Easter Oh thanks Mark Yeah I love I love Easter.

I love Easter so much. You're there? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm here all the way from listener studios. Me too. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes. Sorry, you go. We're just across from each other, Broden. Is there a delay in your headphones? I understand we're across from each other, Mark. Yeah. I'm just, there's a slight delay on my end. I'm just trying to fill in the gaps.

Right. We're less than... So I just need to figure out how to do that and keep, maybe, I imagine Lindsay will cut it up later so that it works better. Right. Proximity wise. Because that's, yeah, sorry, sorry. Proximity wise, we're less than a meter away from each other. Maybe you wearing their headphones is a mistake.

Maybe, yeah, maybe. I think since COVID, it's been a, sorry? What? No, no, no, no, nothing. And keep going. Sorry, since going, yep. Yep. Since COVID, I think there's been a delay on, I think people have become used to podcasts not

being done in a studio together. Yes. Yes. Sorry, you go? No, I'm done. So I think, I think people are used to that sort of delay and a little bit of talking over each other. Yes.

In podcasts thing. Yes. What do you like to do on Easter? Yes. This is ridiculous. I love to go and have eggs with my... Sorry? Fresh eggs?

Sorry? Fresh eggs? Fresh eggs, yeah. Not chalky eggs. Fresh... Fresh... Fresh chocolate eggs. Fresh chocolate eggs.

Fresh chocolate eggs. Fresh chocolate eggs. All right. Well, look. We should probably just move on. Sorry, you go. No, no, no, no, no, it's all right. I'm not having any delay.

I want to make that clear. I've got no delay issues on my end. At my end, there's none either. No, I think, no, I think there is. You're taking a while to respond to me. You're taking a while to respond to me. I'm right on it. I'm right on it.

And then there's a gap. And I'm right on a two. No, no, no, no, no. And I'm right on it, too. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. That is not what's happening. That is not what's happening.

It is Easter, and you're acting ridiculous. I wanted to ask you about the ultimate egg hunt. I want to ask... I want to ask you about the... No, you go. See, you are saying the same thing as me. There's just a delay on it. Right.

My ultimate egg hunt. Tell them about your ultimate... Yep. I'm just about to. Mine is one shared with family and friends. Mine is one where the eggs are not hidden in places. that the hit can get to. Because if you don't find them, they'll go...

Did somebody say eggs? Oh, who's this? Who is this? Oh, wow. Who's this? Somebody said eggs. Yum, yum, yum. I love eggs.

What is your name? My name is Easter Bunny. Are you experiencing a delay out of curiosity? No. Easter Bunny, it's Broden here. Hello, Broden. How are you, mate? I'm good.

Just letting you know, I'm just down the line. I don't understand. He's in the room. He's in the room. He's just across the table from us. Yet he's experiencing quite the delay. I love it. We are going to...

Made of chocolate. Now, are you talking over me because there's a delay? No. Great. Great. That's all I want to know. That's all I want to know. Broden's right here.

He's sitting across from us Oh, the Easter Bunny, wow! Okay, that's way That's way too delayed. Would you agree? Yeah, I guess. I don't, I mean, I'm not a comedy guy, so you guys maybe figure out this thing

and then I can come back if you want. No, no, I love loving your response times. I think you and I, we steer this ship. Listen, no, I'm my wacky character. I think you two steer the, yeah. Well, Broden agrees. Brodin seems to agree. To be honest with you, I just feel like you're doing a bit

and I'm a wacky character that probably needed two straight guys. No, we can do two big. He is being a straight guy. He's just at different times delayed for... Zach, I'm being a straight guy. Well, don't call him Zach. That I'm just down... Mr. Bunny, I'm being a straight guy, I'm just down the line.

Yeah, no, that's great. I just don't think I'm equipped to, you know, riff off this bit. Well, I'm talking about chucky eggs. Well, let's give it a go because if there's anything that this... I'm happy to try. Well, let's give it a go because... Well, sorry. No, you're right.

Let's try because I believe this podcast at its core is about giving things a go. Giving things a red hot. Well, that was right on time, that one. Yeah. We can give things a red hot go and I reckon two bits. one unhinged character and one man who is replying to things at random times. Yeah. You reckon?

Wait, are you delayed? No, I'm just... Great. You were just processing. And this is the problem. Oh, I need you to know that any time you're going to take any sort of dramatic or comedic pause, I may assume it's... And that's the issue here, right?

I'm just a wacky character. I'm trumpeting. Yeah. What? What was that in reply? to, Broden. Yep. Now, Mr. Bunny,

you love chalky eggs. Yeah, I'm making them, give them the kids. You give them the kids? Yeah. Or do you hide them from kids? Oh, yeah, I guess. I don't know. All right.

What do you mean? I don't, like, I don't know. I like hunts and stuff, yeah, but I give them the clues. It's just a bit of fun. Yeah, you give them clues? Yeah. accusing me of right now. Briden, are you going to...

I just want, and I come in, I think I'll just talk in big, long speeches so that it's not to intercut, and sort of, that's really interesting about the Easter Bunny and, yeah. Great. See, this can work? Oh, yeah, I just, I can come back another time. No, no, no, no, no, no. We've booked you out. We scheduled this all out.

We can't just be changing... Should I step out? What? Should I... Should I log out? No. I can come back another time. No.

This is a good bit. I don't want to... It's just it feels like they're not additive characters. I think it is. You know, it just feels like I'm going to have to handle this. Just try.

All I'm asking is that you try. Give it your all. You don't... People just give up so easily these days. This generation, they don't want to work. Yeah. They just want to sit at home,

sipping their lades, eating Coca-Cola. I bought my first house at four years old because I worked hard. Tell them, Mark, about how you bought your house. I am, I literally am. Well, you're not going to get this for a bit yet.

I'll let you just. Yeah. And no one wants to try anything new. I'm happy to try, but it's just there's not like a cork and seat to the character. I was hoping to discover it. A cork conceit. Are you a bottle of wine? No, I'm a bunny.

Oh, right. What are you saying? What are you trying to see? Why would there be a cork conceit? Why would there be a cork conceit? Conceit. Just a little joke. Mr. Bunny. I can come back. No. Stay.

No one's leaving. He's sure. You're not fucking going anywhere. And Broden's staying down the line. Oh my God. I will be damned. I will be damned if I let something like a wacky character who wasn't prepared for a delayed down

the line bit. Lindsay, if you've just got some intense music like Mark's turn. I will not allow that to tear this podcast apart, okay? Yeah. I've got a bit of, not a heart out, but... That's right.

Because I care about this podcast. Oh, it's McIntyre. And I care about scheduling. Ah! And I won't let something like a hat on a hat on a hat. Destroy what we have here. We're going to persevere. We're going to push through.

And we're going to make this the greatest Easter podcast that ever was Are you with me? Yes. Yeah, if you want. Yeah, that's what, obviously, that's what I want. Yeah, I'm happy to stay around if you want. Yeah, please. That's what the sort of rousing speech was about.

Yeah, no worries. We can make it work. I'm busy, though. This is my busiest time of year. Yeah. So I've got other things I can do. How come? I'm making eggs.

So much like Santa's workshop, nobody knows me. Much like Santa's workshop Very different. In what way? I shit them out. You shit the eggs out. Do they come shit it out in tinfoil? Shoot them out?

Yeah, shit them out. Yeah, shoot them out. See that work? Yeah, it's fun. Do you shit them out? And are they already wrapped in tinfoil? None. No.

Sheet them out. Then I wrap it with my little paws. Yeah. Oh. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa! It's fine for Broden.

Whoa! Broden, if you have a long speech that you'd like to give, you can do that now. Pooh them out and then they're not covered in foil? This is crazy. This is how the Easter bunny works. Not how I remember it. That's not how I remember it either. Do you have a team...

Is that all right? Yeah, that was great. Sorry. No, no, I'll just let you hear that that was great. Awesome. Great. Because this is a good bit. I feel like I'm getting in the way of this bit.

I swear you're not. It's a funny bit. The delay, but he's in the room. But also this character is fantastic. Well, it's not. You know, it's one I've got to find. Do you shit out? I think you can find it in the delay.

You just persevere. This is what I want you to do. I want you to push through. I can just come back next week. I'm going to, mate. I can come back next week. We can talk to me then. Mate.

I got a big rig behind me. me, right? Yeah. And in that rig, I got two bits. I just don't want to get in the way. I'm behind the wheel. Lindsay, you get some sort of like rock and roll highway music sort of. Yeah, yeah.

All right? So I'm in, I'm driving this big rig. Yeah. Podcast. Yeah. And what am I hauling cross state? I'm all in two conflicting bits. Yeah.

I got one man. Yeah. He's down the line. He's the laid. I got one heightened character. The Easter Bunny, Mr. Bunny, shitting out eggs. That wheel, that big old wheel. I'm driving it down the highway.

I'm looking out. I'm seeing the Savannah. I'm seeing Joshua Tree. His name's Mark and he's on the road. He's got two bits. The man's got two bits and he's going down Route 66. How you doing, Doreen? He's a straight guy for two separate bits.

He's Mark. Oh, he want me to pull the horn? Yeah, all right. Do, too. I got this. I love my job. Mark ran into a kid. Oh, no.

Oh, no. Wake up! And the kid got better. Oh, thank God. I nursed him back from death. Mark on the road with two conflicting bits. He's got two bits in his truck. Two bits.

that he's a straight guy for One is a bit about a man on delay The other It's a bit about a bunny that shits eggs And the one's about a man in delay Those eggs are made of chocolate And he wraps him foil With his little bunny paws

Gee, I'm getting hungry Gonna pull over to this diner Talk to my friends Check the load What'll you have, hon? What do you have, hon? What have I got two waitresses serving me? Well, it's a big diner.

And we're going to get that order from you? I'm confused about what's going on. What's there to be confused about? This is the two lady diner. Hey, hon, what can we get for you? What can we get for you, hon? All right, I'll get a... Let me just get a bunch of sides.

Okay, is that two of all of them? Is that right? Well, a bunch of sides. Sure thing. Wow, we don't do that like that round these parts. Is that two of all of them? Do I make one order and I'll get it twice or do I need to order separate things from each of you and make two orders? I don't want to get the same thing twice.

What's that there, honey? What do you mean two orders, honey? I think that, I think that, I think my waiters also, then what, Zach's in delay? What, Zach's in delay? No, I'm not in delay, honey. I just am not aware of the other waiter. Right. Oh, right.

I love that pit. Right, okay. So I'm aware of that. So here's, this is a diner where one diner lady is aware of the other diner lady. But this diner lady is completely unaware that I exist and that this is a diner with two diner ladies. Does that make sense? It does make sense because I was taught. But I'm a silly diner lady and I need a straight guy that can manage my conceit.

It sounds, it sounds deliberate. Oh, three, three. Well, I was about to say, I just got a call down from HQ and HR, but that one, that one I'm ignoring. At what? Channel VHQ? HQ headquarters. Yumi, Oshar, the rest, the gang. The gang? Jabber. I got a call from Jabba.

And they told me there was another hall I needed to load into my truck. A hall. I haul. Yeah. Are you the bit I've been looking for? Well, we've been looking. I know that we've been looking for a bit for a while. Honey, I'm just a waitress.

I want to take your diner order. I ain't no bit. That, she doesn't know we're a bit. She doesn't know it's a bit, yeah. But deep down in her soul. Yeah, yeah. She's like, ghost at bed at night. She looks up at the stars on Route 66 and she thinks, I'm in a bit.

Yeah. Does that mean I've got to tie her up, chuck her in the truck? Because I got to get... What are you talking about, honey? I ain't going to be tired up by anyone, except that Idris Elba. He's something else. She loves Idris Elba. I got to get three bits after this commercial break.

I got to get, maybe. I got to get three bits down to Sacramento. Now, I only got two conflicting bits. Where'd you come from? From, uh, Tennessee. Okay. How long's that? Cross country.

What about Tennessee there, honey? Well, well, uh, well, uh, well, my love, what's your name? My love is Darlene. My name is Darlene. Right, yeah. My love is that Idris Alba. I saw him in the, in that TV show about the drug dealers. Oh, yeah.

Oh, he is something else. Tell her the wire. Tell her the wire. The wire? Yeah, I love the wire. Oh, this is great. She doesn't, I can make her... Tell her she's in a bit. You're in a bit.

What are you talking about? I'm in a bit of trouble. If you don't order soon, honey. Tell her to her left. I've got to make some tips today. To her left, there's always another diner waitress. To your left. I don't know if you knew this.

But there is always another diner waitress. What? To your left. Tell her to look to her left. Look to your left. I don't see nothing. Exactly. But I remember when I was.

a girl. I used to have a diner friend. And my parents told me I need to pay that no mind. I haven't seen that diner friend since I was 12. Get in my truck. I'm not going to get in your truck, honey. I'm not going to get in your truck. Can you see this from my perspective? Can you see this from my perspective? I've had a man come into my diner. He said, I've got a truck and I want to tie you up, put it in. He takes long, strange breaks, almost like he's on delay he sometimes responds it's a different bit he's well that's what it feels like to me i know but i know it feels that way because there is another what you don't realize is that you are in a bit because from my perspective sure tell him he's in a bit i am i am telling him he's in a bit

it's all right wait a say you broden from the truck sorry to jump in it's brod in the delay bit from the truck stay in the truck what do you have hon no i don't need it what do you know wait i was just asserting who i am again okay great Get in the truck, Broden. Can you imagine what that just looked like for me, honey? I can't even. I honestly can't even. I must seem like a crazy person.

Honey, I've seen some crazy types. I'm working on a diner on Route 66. Yeah. And you're the craziest one I've seen. Well, what you don't understand is I'm actually saying. Tell them how you hit a kid before. I hit a kid before. What?

I nursed him back to health. It's fine. I was driving down on my way to Sacramento. Oh, in the car. In the car. Right. You're in a bit. You don't know it.

What's the bit? The bit is you're a waitress. Yeah, a waitress at a diner. Yeah, and there's another waitress. Tell him about me. There's no, I'm telling them now. There's another waitress right next to you. That's who I keep saying.

And what's she doing? She's trying to take my order and letting me know that she helped me work out the bit. So the bit is, what's the bit? So the bit, so I've got two bits. You got a heightened Easter character. Mr. Bunny, I think. Oh, yeah. I've got a man doing an interview with the bunny.

He's on the late, even though he's sitting across from us. Sure, sure, sure. In this diner, is it the third bit? I got a waitress, that's you. I'm Darlene. I work here at this diner, and I love Idris Alba. Of course you do. I'd love her.

Well, what if I could tell you this. Hey, well, what if I could tell you this? In my truck, I've got a PlayStation 5 hooked up to a TV with cyberpunk 2077's expansion, base game and the expansion, Phantom Liberty. Now, do you know who the star of that game is? No. Idris Elver.

Oh, I love you. And now I believe in this game, you can pick what kind of labia or doodle you want your character to have. And I think you can potentially use those to have intercourse with either Idris or other people. Oh, I love that, Idris. Is that appropriate?

Do you need to go into that deep? I'm trying to get her into the truck. Cokes her into the truck. You're trying to coax her into the truck. You see how that looks from my perspective, right? I know, I'm just saying you're trying to coax me. I'm not coaxing anything. You're telling me there's a picture.

There's another waitress next to me, which is strange because I remember having a waitress friend when I was a girl. Lean into that. Lean into that. Lean into that. Lean into that. Right. Well, that, that, that small, that waitress friend. So you get in the truck.

What? You're not helping. Say, get in the truck. Get in the truck. I'm sorry. I know I look crazy to you. I know I look crazy. Why would I get in the truck with you? Say, lean into that.

Lean into that. Lean into that. Lean into what, honey? All right. I'm out of ideas. You want a coffee? Yeah, look, I'll get a coffee. All right, one or two.

No, not you. Not the other way. What are you talking about, honey? Honey, what do you mean, honey? I'm going to prove to you. I'm going to prove to you you're in a bit. I'm going to order. a coffee.

Great. From two people, from two waitresses. You got it. I'll bring you a coffee. But you think there's only one waitress here and that's you. Oh, honey. So let's see how many coffees end up on my table.

Can I just ask you before we do that? You think that I would be able, I can't see this waitress. You think I'd be able to see any coffee she brings you? I'm fucking banking on it. I'm praying that that's the case. Because I'm going to bet what's going to happen here. All right. We'll bring you a second coffee.

Uh-huh. But I will only see you drinking my coffee and occasionally mime drinking a coffee. Anything she brings to you is also not visible to me. Are you sure? Are you sure? Wouldn't it be the case that these strange occurrences would have happened many times for me before? Maybe, maybe. But you may only exist because of the bit.

Now that's interesting. So I have a full memory. I remember growing up. I remember seeing a waitress friend until the age of 12. I remember a father that was there until I was 15. Yeah. I remember a mother that looked after me, but passed away when I was 23. The last thing I said to her before she crashed her car was not a nice thing. Not a cruel thing, but not a nice thing.

I've lived a full life. What you're telling me is all those memories, like the wind will go as soon as the bit is over. Absolutely. And we're based on nothing. Absolutely. Do you know how confronting that is for me? I can't even imagine. But if you want to know the truth, if you want to know the truth, get it's a great framing.

Get in the truck. Lean into that. I am leaning into it. Leaning into what? I'm leaning into the, if you want to know the truth, I'm leaning into the truth of the situation. And I'm banking on you being someone that needs to know whether your existence is based around a bit

or whether these memories are yours. And there's one way to find out. How would you feel if, because who knows that maybe you're just a bit? There's no way I'm a bit. Maybe this is some sort of podcast where each week, I'm presuming I'm a bit on a podcast because this doesn't feel written. This doesn't feel like it's been written.

No. So how would you feel? What if maybe there's a podcast where two ladies, two diner ladies, pretend to be waitresses? One doesn't, I don't know, entirely understand. And they've created you. Maybe you are right now

being played by a comedian. Yeah. Well, here's... So this is going to really blow your mind. Because... I am technically a bit. Can you like that?

Wow. Yeah, yeah. Delayed Broden just reacted to that. Can I see him? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Delayed Broden and Mr. Bunny. Come in here. I go to the truck.

I open up the back of the truck. I get him to come out. It's become D&D. Are you actually going to go get them or are you just going to tell me what you're doing? Oh, sorry. I just See, I kind of started another bit Where I go and I get people

Anyway, I start talking to the person Around, it depends what you consider a bit Because I'm half a bit What depends on what I consider a bit On what I consider a bit But what are you saying about I was replying to someone else And what did they ask you?

I can't, I genuinely can't remember How many bits are there? How many bits are there? How many bits are there? Yeah, yeah Look, to my mind there's two bits in the truck Okay, there's the bit of the two waitresses I would even say the fact that I'm not aware of the fact

that I'm one of the two waitresses is a... Is another bit on top of that's a side bit. And I think there's a third bit in our circle here, getting you to five bits, which is this sort of what is real Plato's cave layer that we're adding. Something that I'd love to dig into. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then there's the bit that I'm doing a podcast. Now, this is the bit you're about to explain to me. It's the bit of my body. You're about to explain to me why you are technically a bit. Yes, the difference is. is that I am fully self-aware, that I am in a bit, doing a bit about having too many bits. I stopped listening. I really.

You got it. You got to click in on this, man. It's too much for my simple brain to keep hold of. Is your friend here aware that they're a bit? Which one? The one that I can't see. Yes, tell her yes. Yes.

They just... And tell me, can you ask your friend? Yeah. Are they, do they, are they, do they have the memories the way I do? Tell her, I have lived my life knowing that I have a diner waitress partner. They've lived their life now and they have a diner waitress partner. And they're in my, all of her memories I have seen next to her. And they've seen all your memories.

So they can hear you by the way. But did that, oh, okay, so I'll just ask them directly and then you can just repeat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where are they? If I look, directly next to you, directly next to you. Stick your arm out. Say that's fine. Stick your arm out.

That's in their bosom. Oh, okay. I'd like to ask you a question now. Okay. Okay. Okay, sure. Okay. Fire away.

You were just saying through our friend, what's your name? Mark. Mark. You're just saying through our friend Mark that we share memories. Now, I believe what Mark is telling us is that those memories are fake, that we've only been existing for, as soon, since you came into the diner? Yes. So we've only existed for the last 20 minutes and we stop existing as soon as the bit is over.

Are you aware of that? That is a fun thought for me, but I don't know the, I can't break apart that at the level of existence that I live at. I only understand what has been given to me by my creator, whether that be the imagination of a sweet boy in a podcast room or some sort of higher creator. I believe I have the memories of a 33-year-old woman. They're talking for a bit, aren't I?

I have the memories of a 33-year-old woman who has lived. lived a whole life raised, knowing that there is a diner lady with me who is not aware of my existence thus, but, and my life is repeated efforts to explain to the wider community that there are two of us, one of whom does not aware of the other one. Hold on. It's still going. Whether that is real or fake is as unknown to me as why we are here as humans itself, why a normal person not inside a bit exists, why we are all here. It is as simple as that.

It is as more complex than that, but at the same time, as complex as that. No. That's what they said. Well, look, they hadn't, I think they had like an existential breakdown during their answer. Well, that's not just trying to elicit. Kind of like summing it up, I think the answer is no. No, they're only aware. They don't, well, I ask them how they feel about it, I think.

Oh, did you? Can you ask them? I forgot the question. How do you feel about that? I feel about that. I feel that you might only be 20 seconds, that you might have only existed for 10 minutes. I mean, in the same way that someone would feel about an exist, the question of existential, you know, existing, you know, like at points I'm, I feel happy and freed by that,

at points I feel sad, at points I feel helpless, but that is all part of being a human. And in fact, that roller coaster of emotion one's feels to whether they exist or not is living mixed feelings. That's all. That's all they say. I have mixed feelings. Look, I can't. It's a lot. They're rambling. You gotta see it from our perspective here, man.

Like, I know that maybe that's not the funniest thing for you to do is to directly repeat everything this person says. Yeah. Well, it's just difficult because it's a lot. And my short-term memory is pretty cooked. So I'm just trying to wrap it all up in a nice little package for you. Get her on the truck. Get on the truck. I'd rather not.

You can get on the truck and you can take the other waitress. think. I don't know. I might get fined if I only bring them two bits and a half. I'm scheduled to arrive in Sacramento with three bits. What's in it for me? You get to play the Phantom Liberty expansion on Sub-Punk 27-7. He mentioned Idris-Alba's dick.

With Idris-Alba's dick. I don't know if you get to see it. Oh, I love him. Yeah. I love that Idris-Alba. Come, have a play. He's a tall glasser, man. The controllers are charged.

We've got the Polarer. Aless Elite 3D headphones there. All right. Hell yeah. Hit it. Hit it. Let's get on the road. Getting behind my big wheel.

Opening up that door climbing up. My canny's three little bits. Yeah. Mark and his three little bits. Arguably five if you want to break up the third bit into three bits. Don't forget the truck driving bit. It's a bit on of its own. Yeah.

Six bits in total. You didn't need the waitresses at all. Well, I can sell the extra bits on the side of the road. Make some extra cash that way. Mark explained to us how this bits about you driving all the bits is also on the truck. What? So what you're saying? Well, I believe the bit.

I believe this bit is that you're driving to Sacramento with all the bits. Don't start another bit. You can't start a bit with the song. This isn't a bit I just let me know. The song and I are starting to get into dialogue. If that becomes another bit, I don't know if I've got, keep going, keep going. Don't want to get too complicated. Just want to understand how this truck bit, the bit about you driving a truck with bits in the back of the truck,

how that bit is also the bit, how that bit is also a bit. bit that is on the truck. Oh, the Grand Canyon. Does that not create a sort of portal? Like a loop, a logic loop. How can it be a bit? I'm imagining this bits in a bubble. And then in the back of the truck is that bubble.

And if you step into that bubble in the back of the truck, you come out looking at the truck from above with the bubble, creating an infinite loop. Does that make sense? The way I see it, little boy. Hit it. Hit it. The way I see it, little boy, is a bit is made and pure joy.

People start talking, doing silly things. A bit is made, a ring a ding ding ding. Bits are made here and there. They're kind of pulled from anywhere. A bit I've got is a bit that's yours And a bit that's mine Is a bit that's yours And a bit that's yours

And a bit that's yours And bit that's mine Is a bit that's yours And a bit that's mine Is a bit that's yours And a bit that's yours It's a bit that's yours And a bit that's mine

Is a bit that's yours I just don't understand How a bit Can be inside its own bit It's like taking a wormhole entrance through the wormhole. Let me tell you about that. Yeah.

A bit is a bit. That's a matter of fact. A bit is mine. A bit is mine. A bit is divine. Oh, I think I can't get it now. Yeah. I gotta stop thinking so literally.

That's right. If a bit is yours. Bit is mine. Then a bit is yours. If a bit is mine. Then that bit is yours. And that bit is fine. The bit is yours.

So this bit that's in the bit, its own bit, it doesn't matter. Well, a bit can be inside another bit. And in that bit, there's another bit. And that bit's yours. And that bit's mine. Broan, can I just ask Brodun? Yeah, I just need to explain who the bits belong to. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I just, it's yours. Broan, I got to ask you, do you understand my confusion here? I understand Sorry, can we get that song going again? Yeah, absolutely How are you guys going by the way? Yeah, good, good. Yeah, good, yeah.

It's a long drive to Sacramento. Oh, yeah. And I'm very confused. What was the question again? Briden, I'm struggling to get a straight answer from this man driving the truck. I want to understand from you if you can see where my confusion lies. I struggle to keep

focus when that stuff's happening I only know one thing in life and that's when you have a bit it's mine and it's yours a bit is mine that's one big Rick

a bit is yours a bit is mine and that's just divine a bit is mine but a bit is yours do around a bit is yours And the bit is mine, and a bit is yours.

It's trying to get a round going. Well, yeah, right. The bit is yours. No, don't sing in a round, sing in the round. So wait, do you do two bits? I'll do a bit, and then you start my bit, a bar after I do mine. I'm happy to do the bit round as well. Yeah, it is a bit.

Can we just say we're having confusion? I don't want to add another bit to this. I'm happy to do that bit round, but I just want to get, Brodard's thoughts This bit paradox Bit is yours And the bit is mine And the bit that's mine

Is a bit that's yours And the bit that's mine Is a bit that's yours And the bit that's yours That is your A bit is mine How are you going out there in the back Hey

So Broden Let me explain it in the simplest terms Why I'm confused About this bit truck My understanding Yeah, could we just loop that song around again? That's possible. And then I'll just ask the question

And you can let me know what your thoughts are. Yeah, we'll get that song. Mark and his bits. Yeah. All right. So, get that song. Good face. Mark just stopped and bit his bottom lip and looked to the ground.

What were you thinking? Disassociated. For a little bit Think about what bits Mine and yours Because a bit there's yours Is a bit that's mine But your bit's yours

But that bit's mine Okay Because your beat is yours My bit's mine But your No no no I don't think you do I do

I do understand That part I'm very clear on his mind He has a bit Your bit is mine And I'm in yours I'm in the I'm confused about

One little bit One little bit About your bits bit Are you confused about Well, the bit is yours? Because that bit is yours. It's also yours. What it is right now is I think it's described as a category error.

So what you've described is... Every bit, every bit that is yours and every bit that is ours. All of those bits eventually that go to the back of your bit truck. Bit truck going to Sacramento. All the down for HQ. Bit is yours and a bit is mine. Bit is yours and a bit is mine. But one of your bits is this very bit, the bit truck driving to Sacramento.

So if that is a bit, the bit truck, is that bit on the back of the truck? Yes. How is that bit? Yes. The bit about the bit truck on the back of the truck when it's both a bit that the truck. Let me break it down for you all. Yeah. It's a bit that's yours.

There's a bit that's yours. Get that part about the bits. But if you listen to the bit who the bit below... Let's get that track rolling again. Because I'm getting pretty close to understand. I think I'm pretty clear on what's going on here. Niagara Falls. Oh, beautiful.

In Canada. Yeah, pulling that... Yeah, I'm going the long way around. Yeah, you've really do it. You've looped back around to the East Coast. Okay. Now, the best way to explain. So the truck bit.

Okay, yeah, the truck bit. The truck bit, that's the bit. The truck bit happened. Just from driving. This big old rig. We're kind of in that bit right now, I'd say. But that bit is mine. It's also yours.

Yeah, sure. Because your bit's yours. Yeah. But your bit's yours. Okay. And that bit that's his. That bit is mine. Yeah.

But your bit's yours. I got it. I got it. But you understand the bit ownership part. Got that clear. And I've also understand this delivery bit. And you're delivering bits. Everything's clear except this one little bit.

Yeah. The bit. is both in its own bit? Well, here's what's really gonna blow your mind is the truck bits in the back of another truck. And that truck's not a bit at all. Because that bit, after all. So this bit, the truck bit, bit, bit,

isn't in the back of its own truck, bit, bit, that isn't yours. Nor is it mine, nor is it yours. That bit belongs to the truck driver there who's out driving west over there. Do you understand my bit confusion? It's like taking a hole and putting it in a hole, then that hole contains a hole into the hole, you know?

Do you understand that? Yes. What's your answer to it? I understand it. We've arrived. Sacramento. Sacramento. Oh, hey there.

Hey there, that's me. I'm the bit. I'm the bit. Buyer. I'm the bit buyer. I see here a mighty fine truck full of bits. And I better log them all now. Are you originally from Sacramento? Or did you move here? I'm originally from Texas. Ah, yeah. But I moved to Sacramento. You have a Texan accent. Looking for gold. It's more like a foghorn, leghorn. Oh, yeah. Yes. Yes, it is. Yeah, I'm originally from Alabama. Okay, great. Now it's all making sense.

Now I'm here to buy your bits. But first, I need to log each bit in my bit like book. And to wrap us, close us out, you read all the bits. I'm going to go through all the bits. Now let me tell you, if there's any confusion. No, no, exactly. If there's any lack of clarity on any of these bits, I won't be buying any of your bits. Well, so if anyone on your drive asked any complicated questions, do you...

I just put in a little request in one second, sir. Yeah, yeah, yeah. To the team at listener, can you make some sort of post like Auntie Donna have revealed crazy thing about bits as a social media post You mean like how they do bits How they go out of comedy Auntie Donna reveal crazy

Secret about bits Yeah sorry gone Was that a bit? Yeah I'll pop that down Number one Auntie Donna bit bit I've been keeping a

I keep a very A thorough log Oh that's important Of my bits Yeah So don't worry There's going to be no confusion

I just go through the log right now. First bit off the rank. I'm doing a podcast and my friend who's sitting across the table from me, he's got a delay down the line. Well, that's a fine bit. The finest bit I ever heard. I'll pay top dollar for that bit. Incredible bit.

Bit number one. Bit number two. We've got a heightened character coming in. Mr. Bunny comes in onto the podcast. That's the second bit right there. And did he find his hook? Well, he didn't get the chance to Which leads us to the third bit

Oh, the third bit The third bit was that It was just a bit frustrating Having the two bits That didn't quite align And that became its own bit Ah, good bit, great bit Next bit

Bit number four Bit number four Not sure how this bit happened Can't remember But I had to haul those bits down to Sacramento from Tennessee. The bit we're in right now.

Uh, yes. Yes. A long standing bit. Long bit. Long bit. But within that bit, there are many other bits. Oh, that's a fantastic bit. But wait a second.

That bit's on the back of this truck. Well, no. That bits on the back of a different truck. That's not a bit. So I can't log that bit. You can log that bit. I'd just lock it last. But didn't you say that all the bits

On the back of your truck What? So you're telling me On the back of that truck Is me? Yep. Logging the bits? Well, yeah, yeah.

No, no. No, no on the back of that truck Another truck. The back of a different truck That you can't see. That's the real truck Go on the Sacramento. So is this bit?

Do I need to log this bit? I would log it. I would log it. I would log it. But it's not on the back of your truck. No. Yes. So it is on the back of your truck.

No. This truck, yes. No, this bit is not on the back of that truck. Oh, my mistake. If I step into... Well, no, if it is on the back of his truck, if I step into that bit, is then there two me's? Two bits is fine.

Just buy the two bits. Just buy the two bits. I'll give you $50 for all the bids. $50 for all the bids. Including this paradoxical bid. I think that will get a lot of money from those hairbrain people down California way. Mark, it's a great deal. You've got to take it.

That doesn't even cover the diesel. to get me from Tennessee to Sacramento. Let me tell you, nobody is buying a paradoxical bit in these parts for more than $50. You give me $100. I'll give you both bits and I'll give you the big bit that's got lots of little bits and you can mine that for those bits. It's an infinite loop of bits. I know. My God, you're right.

I'll give you $100. And that's the story. How much was the diesel then? What was the diesel? The $50 didn't cover the diesel. So what's $100 cover? I make about 45.

So it's $55 for the diesel. Yeah, $45. But this is set in 1809, so that's going to get me very far. You boys get a lunch after this? Yeah. How come?

Yep. Yeah. And the boys, give me some music, Lindsay. I wonder where it will be. Fingers crossed, it's exciting. And the boys went to McDonald's for lunch. Hi, welcome to McDonald's.

No, no. No, no, no. And they all lived happily ever, no. And the boys all lived happily ever after. I'll get a double cheeseburger, please. Next week, the boys go to McDonald's. Find out next week on the Ardine Don't a podcast. What are these boys going to get at Maccas?

Broan, Mark, and the bit buyer. And the bit buyer, who Zach hasn't committed to the accent hard enough. See you. See you then. Big, travelling. Bits down the road Truck full of bits Going drive man down the road

Yeah A bit by buys All the bits On the back of the truck He's going to mind The paradoxical bit Don't you see That infinite bit

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