Aunty Donna Podcast - The Bob Saget Show

Episode Date: June 20, 2018

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A list of production. Your Bob Sagitt, thank you for coming on that podcast. Oh that's true. Yeah. I am that guy. And it's nice to be here. Thank you. You grew up watching full house, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Popular. I should have gone back there when I was single. It was you got a great time. It was on Channel 9, I think, in the early 90s. Yeah. I was I was very young at the time. Did you guys watch

it? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. we watch it was a family show that we watched No family home the banana home The banana home the banana home banana that's your last name oh my god So you got made fun of with that name? You'd you'd think so you'd think I would but a lot of people just called me fuckhead and like that's nice Yeah, yeah, unless it's an actual use of your head that's true I didn't get hit in the head a lot I was people through rocks at my head yeah I don't because I was Jewish right I guess I still am by that's your joke I guess it's the Y

me generation yeah but circumcision happens a lot in a matter of I found that a lot of penises a circumcised here, even if you're not Jewish, no, they do it for they claim cleanliness because otherwise you can get like clam dip underneath the head. Clam dip. Yeah, we call it a clean. It's it's it's Shmaigma. Shmaigma. Yeah, Shmaigma is from under cheese. So you're from under from down under which is where the cheese would be.

It's the worst kind of under cheese. It is and it's stands alone because one wants to go near it. So you were pelting with rocks for things Jewish. Yes, I lived in Norfolk, Virginia, which is our kind of it was an avi town, but it was a little bit of a, you know, I don't know. Old school pre-civil war kind of people that didn't like anybody. Kind of like it is now in America. But I don't know.

A lot of Aussies are moving here. And a lot of Brits are moving here. I mean, I enjoy watching CNN with British broadcasters. You know, it gives me a little bit more of a global feeling. And I also think British women's voices are pretty hard. Yeah, it seems like America's getting more interested, at the very least, in having people from overseas in on and around television.

James Gordon and others who else is craic-furcised, and obviously for a while. Well, I got why did I draw blank the Comedy Central, the Daily Show. Get in Trevinoa. Exactly. What do you think that is? Well, because comedy kind of originally came from England. It was everywhere because people needed to laugh throughout the world forever.

But out of Oxford came their lampoon and then Harvard here had their Harvard lampoon, which I'm an honorary member. I actually became an honorary member. They honored me. Let me say honor again. But as BJ Novak, who was on the office, who's a great, he's making a much film. Yeah, well, he was a senior. And so they did the BJ show and I came out and it turned out to be a two and a half hour homage to me. And so I did a half an hour. It's filthy. Stand up and started as a very clean show. But I then became part of the secret society that I can't talk about. But that's where a lot of the writers of the original Saturday Night Live came out of

the Harvard Lampoon and also had a second city. But British comedians were kind of my favorites. Here you have Lenny Bruce when you're coming up as a young guy, where did comedy change? Where did I love Jack Benny, those are the American comedians at television shows, the Honeymooners Jackie Gleason. But in London, you had so many people, I mean, the Goon Show and anything,

Peter Selvets, Peter Cook, Dudley Moore, the two Ronnie's, I met Benny Hill, I interviewed Benny Hill on a show on CBS that I got fired from before a full house. They said I was too hot for morning TV. That's fair, I'm not sure that happens a lot. But what happened was the host of the show, Mary and Hartley, it was this morning's show on CBS that was against Good Morning America and the Today Show, which are our similar shows

to what happens in Australia, except in Australia, your morning shows, your shows in Australia are hilarious, because when I toured there and I played, well, first thing, I don't mean to take over, is it okay? No, no, it's not. No, no, you got me. I have to hold the mic physically,

so I'm out of hand, and it's heavy, so. You know, if I had like small hand disease, you know. This is becoming an issue. Every time we take our impugcash shit across the world Right, well you could get little stands little tiny little tripods. They don't cost much We had some but they they wouldn't support the way to the mark so I'm gonna get some but there are some There are some that do I mean I'm the one that set this camera up so I think I can help you with the Story had it said I'll go on fucking Amazon right now on order them for that would be great do it love that we love you yeah it's spend some of that

Bob's I get money man well welcome out of my pocket we use our credit card anti-donna yeah come up with the name it's a good story actually we never say the actual story I'm for anyone so we've done seven years of interviews with different newspapers and stuff. And you've been together how many years? Seven years. Seven years. Oh, okay. And we've never said the real one, but for you we will. Which is very exciting. I'm honored. Yeah. How many people's girlfriends out last Auntie Donna? You've been with your girlfriend longer than Auntie Donna? Yes. You haven't known. Is it you the only one? I just think that's interesting. I

think it is. Oh, yes, I am. am yeah my girlfriend is she was there you're girlfriend went through it with you from the beginning from the very story that we we finished college drama school and we Went and meeting in a Starbucks about whether we were the people we found funny So let's go and just talk about what we could do as a group and we met at a Starbucks at a train station in Melbourne called Southern Cross Station and we all and Annie and I went there together and then we went met and all it's trying to do this thing. Oh that's how she went shopping. Yeah so she went shopping while I, while we talked about the first time we'd ever talked about doing a group.

We've found this shitty group but we're all massive Dr Pepper fans, you know, Dr Pepper you have Dr Pepper. Yeah I love it, I love it Dr. You have Dr. Pepper. Yeah, I love it. I love it. I even like diet, Dr. Pepper. Yeah, it's very rare in Australia. Really? Yes, not everywhere like it. Exactly.

You know, I have a lot of these sodas are good for you and I'm drinking a diet coke right now. Yeah. Do you like the setup I did in here? I tried to make a fool. It's exactly what I like. Yeah, we're on the make sure they work. But I can eat because it'll be crunchy.

You can eat it with crunch. If you can't see what they have, if you're not lucky, no, I'm not going to have a crunch, but they have a whole bunch of... No, go ahead. I can't crunch it up. Zach, would you like a crunch? I would love a crunch, but I'm not in a crunchy kind of mood. What they've done is they have small animal penises that have been deep fried and dipped in chocolate with little sprinkles of peanuts on them. And that's what they're eating. Astralis tradition. You've never had the elephant in this? You didn't have that when you were in Sydney?

No, I like an animal's penis in my mouth, but with no frying or anything. Oh, yeah, it's an astralis. It's an astralis. And I don't want to hurt an animal, so I want them alive. Yeah, you know, I would never- You're a bad pleasure in the animal. No, actually John Oliver and I have a very similar sense of humor. Yeah.

Which is we find animal stuff very funny. Like I did this movie years ago called far so the penguins Yes, which is a take off of March of the penguins and it actually was in theaters in Australia and New Zealand But everywhere else went right to DVD There you have it. You're gonna had Sam Jackson. I rate it instead of Morgan Freeman and was an R-rated movie of just penguin footage Penguins just having sex and All the comedians were in a Tracy Morgan and Monique and Lewis Black and Christina Applegate and then 50 comedians. Will be Goldberg and Gopr Kodfrey and everybody

and say it was just really filthy and accidentally Lewis Black goes into Christina Applegate's butt by mistake and she's my girlfriend but I was on Conan one time and I said, but a penguin only has one hole. And you know that and I call it a puder-cooter and then Conan picked up a red phone and said, I'm calling the police. That was the police. Publicized the building.

But it did well in Australia. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's very paid to cook. Pay to cook is a big, it loves animal stuff. Well, it's, he's a genius. Oh, he's the best. We're all huge Derek and Clive fans. This is like, I need a cook's a big, he loves animal stuff. Well, it's, he's a genius. Oh, he's the best. We're all huge, Derek and Clive fans, which is like, I've got the most brak those.

I've got the most brak those is huge. I know, I know. Years and years and years, but he was also the loveliest man in the world. But back to me. Oh. No, I did put a kid. I did, right?

Because we're all self-involved. But the thing is, when you guys hit big, which is not far from now as far as I'm concerned when you're about 30 minutes Yeah, well wait for the 30-35 minutes when we go into the second part of this two-part podcast No, when you hit big you're gonna, you know whoever your Girlfriend is now she's gonna end up with half of whatever you made So if you want to get out I would say between the two the two podcasts we're doing right now because you guys are gonna hit big and there's gonna be money and so you

can't be fighting over it. Bob do you know what I do is fucking money? You rub it all over your balls? Yeah, but I'll probably get like I'd buy. We can't be seeing how money as coins in Australia. Yeah, I love it. It's coated in plastics. Sometimes you cut your balls, so we got to be careful.

We do it with American money. Well, I would buy it by a moist tissue, and I'd rub that on my balls. Yeah, I don't, yeah, you want it to be moist. Like a towel it. It's American. I would do it with a luffa, because sometimes they itch. A luffa. There you take the wash cloth or the wet moist towel at. Don't use hard alcohol

because if you've lufed and then you use like an alcohol kind of towel that you can burn the shit out of your balls. Well if you burn the shit out of your balls you're probably being cleaner. Yeah. Because that needs you've been wiping back to front which is bad. I shaved my balls once. I shaved my balls. You shaved. Shaved. Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, And then a friend said you should put off the shave on it. Oh, that's a mean friend. And then I did and a real fucking hurt No, it's bad bad. You use the Adrian Brody groomers that thing They had a what was the thing that there was popular for a little while He did the ad for it where little thing that just takes off makes you go reverse go T Right, you could do anything you could yeah, you could actually make your waxing strip Landing strip if you were a lady right you could make it go reverse and have like just hair in the middle

And then the sides you have a mohawk basically I just want to feel bad I'll be happy for Annie to have half of what I just want to say that in case she listens Just like oh my god, of course of course I wanted to say but keep going But is it community property in Australia? I don't know if there's I don't know if there's that's California I don't know if there's pre-NUPS and stuff like that in Australia. Well, there must be There's definitely pre-NUPS and stuff Yeah, so is this like if you're not married to them You still have half I don't know what seven years seven years in the US. I think is common law marriage

Seven years, seven years in the US, I think, is common law marriage. Yeah, right. But I'm about to go into it again. I've been divorced for 22 years. Oh, man. Because I'm 110. Yeah. But I had a bunch of girlfriends, but they're all gone now.

What happened? What happened? Just accidents. What happened? I have several stairwells in my house. What's that series? The stairwell series? Start fall down the stairwells downstairs? It's a story of the of the of the of the maids in the house last year. That's when it was a ride of a money python kind of thing,

which brings me back to I have so many things I wanted to talk about Because I was I was talking about I was all over the place about Australia, which I loved very much Yeah, I want to tour again. I want to go to England. I want to play there I know my I'm talking to my agents because I hear from a lot of people like I like a millions of followers But that doesn't mean anything if they're like bots, You know, what are you gonna have like a bot coming to the show? Oh, robot party's great. You've got England, have a robot party. Lots of really good audience members. Lots of fish from bastards.

People that just fucking pretended they knew you. No, bots are clever. They will be, they laugh at the right time. They understand the jokes and they get in there. They sit down quickly. Bots are great audience members. It's basically a bucket with a hand. It's kind of like the setup we have for this video over here.

That's basically we'd be coming to my show. So anyone who's listening, we're filming the podcast right now for YouTube, but Max, our filmmaker, is in Australia. So we've hooked a phone to a chair, and it's the, well, Bob's got to hook the phone. Bob's got to hook the phone. Bob's got to hook the phone. He came in, he came in and moved the Bob Sagitt who took the first Bob out. Bob Sagitt came in. He came in and moved the whole set up.

He took us. Well, it was ridiculous. It was shooting low. It's like if you want to show like man boobs and a cut. And so I moved it and it probably is better. I think it is. Everybody can cheat out and get their footage. You're getting screwed right now.

Yeah, but that doesn't bother me. Oh, I know what I wanted to say. I was talking about, you know, playing Australia and doing the morning talk shows. I was gonna tell you about the morning talk show that I was on. And the first I'll tell you was called the CBS Morning Program.

And before full house, when I was, God, 28 years old, I got this job. I had done a Richard Prior movie. That was the first thing of consequence called Critical Condition. And then a year later, I got this job. I had done a Richard prior movie. That was the first thing of consequence called critical condition. And then a year later I got this CBS show and I got fired because she asked me and and you're they're pretty non on your Australian television daytime shows. You can't really go to PG. They want it very very politically correct. And and she asked me are you a

type A person Bob? And I said yes, but I'm working on my anus and I was just hyphenating it But she thought I meant I'm working on my anus you but and I had been doing that also But I did that is in between commercial breaks, but um, so they fired me But then what I loved about doing Australian television So I was a Sydney before I did these dates and I played Melbourne. They said, hey, go to Perth, you know how to be fun. It's just a plane ride.

And I went, oh, just, okay, cool. I didn't realize it was literally like flying from New York to LA. Oh, yeah. But nobody told me and I had to go do a show and then fly back the next day to go to Sydney. It was at the end of my thing. I did Brisbane as well, which I enjoyed. And Melbourne and Sydney, and I've fell in love, and I really want to spend more time there. You got to come. I do. Why everybody has to. Yeah, it's too far. Not even everybody has to come. I mean, if you don't, you'll get prostate cancers.

You get the blue balls. Well, not just blue balls. You get prostate cancers. Can't sign the blue balls. Well, blue balls, I mean, who cares? Yeah. Well, my bulls, my bulls get very blue. Well, actually, like a smurf. I got a smurf. I mean who cares? Yeah, my bulls give very blue Well actually like a smurf If you depression, yeah, that's because I'm depressed though I'm not a manifest, but you have you have someone in your life. Yeah, I've got plenty of got broding I've got sac no, but I mean you do you have a ball? Do you have a girlfriend? Yes, I do have a girlfriend. Yeah, and and she helps you with this I like you know like we have to talk about it first.

I say, look, I've got the blue balls, and she goes, maybe you should see your psychiatrist. And then I go, great. And then I masturbate in the car on the way to the psychiatrist. This is a true story. I should tell you a true story. I thought you had to win.

And she used to, no, no, no, I'm the windshield, but I used to have to drive about an hour and a half from where I was living to go to uni, and it was very early in the morning and I get very very tired and so to stay awake sometimes I would masturbate while I was driving through my pants. Oh Just to keep me awake, Bob said you can't do that in this town anymore. They'll kick out a show I didn't have an experience You're pretty soon you're not gonna be able to shit. You're not gonna allow it. You have to hold it in anywhere

Any they're gonna stop it just hold that in Well blue balls there's a thing you can put in your toilet that turns the toilet water blue Yeah, yeah, and it's really bad because what it does is it eats up the little flap in the toilet Which is the thing that helps the toilet fill up right? It eats if it's plastic or rubber it eats up the little flap in the toilet, which is the thing that helps the toilet fill up. It eats if it's plastic or rubber. It eats it. The other thing is if you get really old and your balls hang like a foot off your body, like in Borat, oh no, there was a Wayne's Brothers movie once.

I think that's the guy. The Jim Scary movie. And the Jim Teacher had the balls hanging out of the shorts. If you have balls long like that, and they dunk in, that's true blue balls, and it's also acid. So that's another acid on your balls. Well, I never got to find out how you guys met, and then we were about to tell that.

And the other thing I wanted to tell before you say that, because I've taken over your show. No, it's not. It's not a second. Well, no, it's not. It's not. But I was going to say that.'s called the bussaga sharnay it's fine

i would mind being a member of the adana i mean you guys are incredibly talented and that's what i was going to ask the next question is going to be how did you meet you're going to tell me exclusively but i mean how did you all the name the name the name the name i know how you met it was all in a in a gay bath house. That's what I call starboard. That's what I do.

That's what I do. I rub it all over my man boobs. What happened to me when I went to, I loved it. I got in at six in the morning. They put me on a guy show that like seven in the morning or six thirty in the morning the guy that's like the kind of the howard stern of of of australia's kind of a tough guy very funny guy and he had me call and leave a message on the morning host of sunrise and tell her i had a crush on her or something because i arrived in australia

incredibly horny and and so you're not allowed to say any of that And I was I was I don't cheat I did that 23 years ago and don't don't go well Yeah, not not good not a good idea because lying you can't come up with lies and and also my conscience I'm very monogamous That's got I only do four to five women at a time. I don't think I have to be like a total poll so you can kiss one while the others, you know, I'm going to be checking that. I'm giving you the ditto. But what happened was what I loved about your morning

shows. First all the hosts are incredibly nice. And I still follow some. Is it David Campbell? Oh yeah. I follow the barge's side and Joe Hildebrand.'re on studio 10 I did everything you're all studio I did all of it and I also liked oh God he looks like Jamie Kennedy, but he's so talented Cal Stefan Novik no Yeah, right On this podcast he wasn't doing mornings, but maybe his... No, oh god, he's gonna be so upset. This is like, I don't know, 2014, I don't know. Like a little...

He could be Rob. JB Kennedy is in the JB Kennedy. I follow him. Yeah, I had been on there once. JB's an old friend, but... Oh god, he's gonna be hurt. He's such a good guy, and we came up with an experimental thing, I don't know what it was, but he was really...

Was he on the show or was it? He was on the show, but it was a zone show for a while and they got rid of him from that, but now he's doing really well. But what happened is I made friends there and I follow them so if I can't sleep at night and it's two in the morning or midnight in LA, then I see the morning shows all tweeting out.

Oh, there's the... I see what's going on there. A little bit of my is in Australia yeah, but what I loved is I would go into the studio I do the morning show I'd go off into another show and then I come back to the studio and now it's the mid-morning show in the Same studio, but they just pulled the flat away and put a brand new scene up with two new hosts Uh-huh, and then I came back and and then I went to do some radio and then I came back and and did some photos shooting and then it's the afternoon show with the same studio but another backdrop. I thought it was a joke and and it's like the Truman show and then two new hosts and one of them was Sonya. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Yeah, it was I had a really good time on every television show. I was on every show and I was selling a book called dirty daddy Which became a New York Times best seller, but that's not a lot of that's not an Australian newspaper I'd rather have been the best seller on your herald son. It was a nice article. They did on me in the herald

So everybody was really kind to me and I loved the shows everybody. I love the show in Perth I mean, I really did it. Yeah, yeah, I didn't like the hotel. It was really creepy I thought it was gonna be murdered like mantra. I mean, I really did Yeah, I did the regal. Oh, the regal, yeah. And then I did the, and the tibalian Brisbane. Yeah, that we're doing the same venues, mate. It's like, well, you guys are on your way. Explain the name.

Yeah, so all huge Dr. Pepper fans. And when we're sitting around at Starbucks, having the Dr. Pepper, because they just brought Dr. Pepper's into Starbucks. Just now. We wanted. Yeah, this was seven years ago. We wanted that like, that sounding Dr. Peppers into Starbucks. Just now. We wanted. Yeah, yeah. This was seven years ago.

We wanted that like, that sounding thing. That amount of syllables, like, Dr. Dr. Dr. And for a while we would nurse salty because we wanted to take sort of Dr. Pepper and nurse salty. Nurse salty was our name for what like four years. Yeah, about four years. Wait, you've been together seven years. So for four years you were nurse salty.

Yeah. Now why was it nurse salt is a salty nurse? Well because because Dr. Pepper and so we want something that's out we just say if anyone said why you call it a nurse salty because Dr. Pepper oh I get so clever. Yeah, yeah, right? They go because Dr. Pepper that was what you mean? They go because Dr. Pepper that was I know what you mean we just we just can do a Pepper so you're so that's funny. Yeah, that actually is funny. Yeah, but then Another sketch group came up called no salty much better than us

Another group how is that even possible? There was three there was a Still your neck why well they would around before us But we and it's all because Dr. Pepper became the craze seven years ago because the Starbucks Starbucks just rolled out Dr. Never salty no salty right I'm Stan So then we do I totally do I don't think you believe Right on the knob right on the knob there was three of the right on the knob and we were like We're not changing our name. We are nurse salty. We that is our name. Yeah, and then the next you

We did the festival you wouldn't believe this nine groups called nurse salty and we were just like this is fucking so many groups No, that's terrible. You go to a salty one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let's not be Like you're gonna like changing your email name. Yeah, why are you called nurse salty too? And they just go Dr. Pepper yeah, and then yeah, and then the doctor and we're just like fuck so Then we just landed on Auntie Donneroff. How does somebody's aunt? No, it's because Dr. Pepper So nurse salty right but anti-Donna yeah, yeah, but what's anti-Donna got to do with Dr. Salty? Nurse salty But anti-donna yeah, yeah, but what's anti-donna got to do with dr. Salty nurse salty

Anti-donna that's it you got it anti-donna No, it's all too Anti-donna what's the like think about how you cut through Right, but I'm trying to figure out the double meaning of of Donna right? Anti is someone's aunt tap up Donna right anti as someone's aunt Peppa Oh, okay, so yeah, three. Oh, so you cut right through all of it Dr. Peppa got rid of it Dr. Peppa through now all those other no-sulties where they now this is I'm very successful. Is there an uncle herbie? No Why can't anyone have an original voice? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Bill I. Now you've increased the number of anti-damas and assaulties since we've been talking.

I'm going to tell you. So every time we talk, it cuts right through. I got it. I believe I said. I've been living, I'm doing a documentary about a comedian that I used to worship who I still do. His name is Martin Mall. And Martin Mall had a show called Firmwood tonight that, and he on Rosanne and he was on I mean the old one and he was a

the people would know I'm from from a lot of things yeah Martin Mall is you tell gesture yes that thing about Jean- I mean, Gene Pommashan. He's a Gene Pommashan. And he was also in clue as Colonel Mustard. Oh, wow. But even he's a brilliant musician, but it mainly he's a brilliant artist. So Steve Martin has a lot of his art. So I'm interviewing Steve Martin a few weeks because I'm doing a documentary about Martin Martin. Steve Martin loves art. He has a lot of Martin Moles art. That's how talented Martin is. But the point is I interviewed Eric Eidl of the great Eric Eidl of the money Python just two weeks ago and we're friends and So this cut right through is a reminiscent of say no more nudge nudge is why that you give a go

Yeah, she give it nudge nudge say no more and he's written a book Called always look on the bright side of Life, which is what they like. While they sing at the end of Life of Brian when they're doing a tasteful somehow, somehow they did it, parody of the crucifixion of Jesus, but it's not Jesus, it's Brian, an unlikely soul that wasn't the savior at all, and they wanted to make the movie and get it done without offending anyone, the church especially and religious people especially, and they did it. And that was their intention and they didn't have the money to make it.

So George Harrison. Yeah. Yeah. And you heard of him. Yeah. He was in, he was on the Cosby show. The old one. The old one.

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They had no money to make it. It's all in this great book that's coming out in just three months. I'm sure Eric is going to Australia to promote it. But so I'm actually writing a thing for the back of the book. I quote, and I don't know how to do it, because I'm celebrating like one of the classics of comedy. And I'm picking his brain about all the miracle of making life of Brian was George Harrison mortgage one of his homes to pay for the movie because no one would make it.

So I'm waiting for the anti-donon movie and I'm sure you've been also trying to get a television show with my guests where you would do sketches not unlike Monty Python's flying circus. Do you think George Harrison would mortgage his house for us? If you could go into the past or the afterlife because he was brutally and sadly murdered. Oh, yeah, I didn't guess you didn't hear about it. The other people we've lost also. George hasn't had kids. I wouldn't. Yes, you didn't hear about it. The other people we've lost also, I went to Sydney.

Well, yes, he did. Yeah, he was stabbed one. I got confused. I got scared because for a minute, I thought you didn't know. I got really scared. It's like on, you know, anything done, comes off as so smart and literate and if they don't know a beetle

Pull McCottene a few months ago live and it was fucking unbelievable. Yeah, some huge battles Yeah, it's hard. It's kind of hard not to be I mean they kind of changed all of music George your right George was was stabbed one night though Was yeah, I don't know I did I'm like I can bet it. Oh very interesting. Yeah, you always do stuff like that. And then it was cancer. And it's a tragic loss because you was one of the most beautiful people

that could have been credible. And people in Eric was very, very close with them. And Eric has that spirit as well, which is, you know, be kind. And we're all human beings and stop all this crazy madness And then I don't know what to do. I mean, I live in a country where people Trying to bitch slap our neighbors So at we have first ever showing America was at the end of 26 days. Is this about you guys? Yeah, yeah I'll never mind. It's gonna take 10 seconds. Oh

I know you got your name. Yeah, you know that Okay, now the TV show your first ever TV show live show here We did the logo in LA. Yeah, that's what you do the hip smart people Yeah, yeah, so we went in there. We're doing the show. It's gone really well They're all we all our fans are there from all of America. They've come to see us and there's a bit where we walk through the audience Like halfway through the show, halfway through. And we're walking down an aisle. I look to the right and there's an old man on a,

on a N seat. And it's Eric Idol just sitting there watching our show. He does want that old. Older man, compets to our audience for all 21 year olds. Right. Well, he's mentally 21. He's so smart. Yeah.

He was sitting there audience watching the show and then he's stater and afterwards and and and chat it to us and was super lovely, which is it's really insane to think because he's comedy royalty. He's literally for us. Probably what you remind me of the of Python. I mean, what you're doing to like each other and to work collaboratively. It doesn't happen that often. It happens when Lord Michael puts our night live on the air. It happens in a strong, you know, upright citizens brigade or a second city or the groundlings, which is where everybody comes out of one of those places these days. And it's happened with, well, second city, the television show, had all the Canadian cast. But when a troop really loves each other, kind of like the television show had all the Canadian cash, but when a troop really loves each other,

kind of like the cast of Full House and Fuller House. You know, because that's the edgy show on Tuller. Why aren't you in Fuller House? I am, I'm doing this. I'm shooting tomorrow, I've done this my fourth year. Oh, right. Yeah, what's the other news I do? The Olsen twins, you're getting confused. You can't be bothered with the Olsen twins. They're. Yeah, what's the opposite of what they have in this idea? The opposite of twins. You're getting confused.

You can't be bothered with the opposite. They're fashion designers, so they do that. They don't act for a living. I read you talking about why they weren't a part of it, and I thought it was really fascinating. Yeah, and people shouldn't do what they don't want to do. Yeah, as you would like to. They were, you know, they're nine months old

and all of a sudden on a TV show, it's like, there's no choice. Yeah, yeah. You don't have a choice here. Here's my baby, take it. Take both of them. Yeah, right? And I love them very much.

And the show's good for them. Yeah, yeah. And they're, but, but, you know, you get robbed of a childhood in some ways. And in other ways, the three girls, Candace, Jody, and Andrea that are doing it they were nine years old and Jody was four or five when they started and to see them doing it and being successful at it and doing so good at it it makes me

really really happy. I can't wait to see them tomorrow like I'm excited to see them and it's a good script I come back and for that show it's a family show and it's on Netflix so you guys can watch it. Yeah, please And you like to masturbate so it's you know Transition others to who relied is I'm just saying everywhere you look there's a hand to hold on to The Cali-Rai jeps and vision is bang on well, it's interesting if you google Not hard to do

How would you go about that you go on the line online you get up to the interweb yeah a couple things we don't know about this group no no charisan is a more of the people's or online we obviously don't know how to put a fucking camera we're not being moved to start a rickus we don't be called would both second no you're not you gotta be using a fucking iphone can we say this is directed by Bob's second?

No. I can't do it. Camera operator. It is a new iPhone. It's not an iPhone 2. It's in photography. But what I was going to say was, can't remember. There was a thing.

You do go if you Google, call your agent. Oh, there. I was performing in in where were we? We were in was was constant or something or I was in Minneapolis and she was at one theater and I was at another theater and I got off stage and I ran to her show and I made a call ahead of time because it was all the same company that was doing it. I think it was live nation or something. So you've seen people as my tour in Australia. And they and I said, I want to go up because she sings the full house fuller house theme. And so I got on stage with her and then I sang the fuller house theme and these girls video

taping and it's the perfect tape. They're like, oh my god, it's Bob saying. All excited. They're like 16 and thinking I'm, you know, hot, which is weird because I'm 62 and that's wrong. You 62. Yeah, and that weird. I don't look at it. No, not at all. No, there's 20 push-ups right now. Well I would but I'd have to do it on camera. I'm just thinking. We can't lie about it. All right. You get underneath me and I'll do them. I'm sorry. I'm not going to say the type of thing. That's a no wall. Say no wall. That's not wink. No, it's not wink. I think you'll do a great quote for the book.

Oh, I hope so. I hope to do it justice. I mean, I'm going to say how amazing he is. I mean, I can't think of a joke to do. I would have to be serious. I think I don't know what I'll do. I'm on halfway through the book. It's a fast read because I'm such a Python freak.

Yeah. But, and to find out how many hardships they went through and they didn't know how famous they were for so many years, kind of like you guys. Like if you knew how famous you were, you would have much more better equipment. You'd have little tripods. You'd probably have like frozen pygmy dicks

to stick these mics on which is we know It's what we're trying to go out, but they do frost is the issue I know and then you got a flopping around Yeah, you know well you got to put a pipe cleaner on the side of them or duct tape or something or a twig a pipe cleaner Yeah, exactly that's right. You could actually take duct tape a pipe cleaner to your penis and make it point to the left all the time. Wow. That's your belief. Yeah, you have to. You have to believe.

You have to believe in magic. Yeah. All right, let's wrap this one up. We'll do another one. We don't know which one's gonna go first. So if this is the last episode, thank you so much, Bob. That was a pleasure.

Thanks for blowing me off. Yeah, we, well, no, I love this. I love this. I had a spit shield on this this just in case stuff flew out of my nose. You guys are incredibly talented. I mean, I, I wouldn't be here because I'm a starfucker basically. Yeah, you know, if you have talent, I want to know you. Yeah. If you don't, goodbye. Thank you for getting out of here.

Take the doggy door and get out. That's a lot of stuff. No, but I watch so much of your stuff. I mean just watching your disco starbucks guys and you know I just wanted to get a call all trendy cafe and all three of you are going at it I mean you're working your asses off and that's what it is that is Eric Idol says in this book, you know how did you do it and it's just hard. It's just you just work this book, you know, how did you do it? And it's just, it's just you, it's work. You just work, work all the time.

And then he said, if we'd have known, we'd have been so popular, we would have worked harder. And it's like, you just can't work hard enough. And you guys are doing it. And you're really, really funny. So, there's a Michael Pylon book, there's John Clay's book, there'll be an idle book. And then I don't think Terry Jones

is the only one who's he's quite ill now. Yeah, that's really sadspook, there'll be an idle book, and then I don't think Terry Jones is the only one who's quite ill now. Yeah, that's really sad that Terry Jones is ill. And Graham Chapman, I got who we've lost, I got to meet. I was on that show that I got fired from, and I got to be there and be part of an interview with Graham, who's so sweet. So shy and so sweet, which I find of most of the really great comedians. They're not garyous. And although that depends on the person. Rodney Dangerfield was a friend of mine

and he was very garyous. He was too exactly like. No, he spoke pot every day, he loved it. And he would just go, oh man, life is full of puss and negativity. I'm like, wow, that doesn't sound good. And I went up to him once because I had a full house and the America's funny some videos was number one and full house was number seven and I was feeling frustrated because I was

going, Rodney, I don't feel like I'm funny. I'm just doing stuff that's family stuff, but I have to do it because it's family hour and kids are watching. And he said to me, you know what Bob, you don't know cock. And I'd never heard that word used as a adverb. You don't know anything would be the right thing to say, but you don't know where cock instead. That's right.

And it's kind of New York. But it was accurate. When the tree opens up, you should be thankful for it. But I'm wanting to do stuff now. Like my new is special, which I'll talk about on both halves of the podcast as we sign off, is called Zero to 60. And that's on Amazon Prime and it's on iTunes

and it's watchable everywhere. It's on multiple platforms and I'm really proud of it. It did very, very well. Awesome. Zero to 60, that was my big plug. And I got a movie Benjamin coming out. Yeah did very, very well. Awesome. Yeah. It's great. You're at a 60. Yeah. That was my big plug. And I got a movie Benjamin coming out. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You're just finished directing. Yeah. And I'll tell you about that.

And I started it with Rob Cordray and Dave Foley, Sheri O'Terry and, um, and, uh, who else? Perry Gilpin, a bunch of really talented people. Very Gilpin from Frazier. Yeah. And, uh, and, uh, Kevin Pollock was very good at her. And Clara Mammott, who's really talented. And a bunch of, it's a cool movie. It's kind of serious.

And if people watch the new series of Fuller House, they'll know that you went in the day after this podcast. That's true. Yeah. And this podcast. That's true. Yeah. And this podcast might be the one that happened before the one that we're going to do now. Yeah.

That's true. Which could be really cool, because then we're going back in time. Yeah. So then we can talk about your name and how it originated. Can you fulfill a house tomorrow? Can you, like, mention Dr. Pepper? Just every time. He's going going just turn to the camera go, oh, that's a Fatsy. And then and then I like that a lot.

Just in the show. And then just a little little. I don't think that's your thing. Yeah, no, no, no, we just decided that net. Oh no, it's a catchphrase. Your catchphrase, that's a Fatsy. Oops, that's a Fatsy. Yeah, that's that. For years it's been a right, I think merch is next. I think you're going to do T-shirts. Oh, that's a Farsi, yeah, yeah.

How about a T-shirt with a woopy kitchen sewn in. So you could actually make the Farsi... Oh, they had those hands. That is cool. Yeah, they do. That would be... You could put that right underneath that's a Farsi. And don't write Farsi because that could be a racist

See and so just do that in the episode we'd really appreciate it. He's checking. I'll do it and they'll cut it But and then you'll fly to get it back in and I will fight to to nail yeah, yeah We they don't do far too much job over it like that's cool. There's nothing wrong with a good far I just treated a far joke the other day like that's cool. There's nothing wrong with a good fart. I just tweeted a fart joke the other day. I'll tell you, it's really a good one. It's a place to tell it's not a good one. You just told me,

I said my butt has perfect pitch. That's what it was. But this is the joke. Really, I'm really proud of this one. This one's a really good one. You're gonna like this. This is a really powerful line. I can't find it.

That's so sad when you tweet that much. Oh, I know what it is. The size of your penis is not important. The size of my penis is extremely important. Basically, I'm saying all I care about is my penis. And then there's another one that goes along with the duck pepper and the whole theory of your whole cut through. Cut through. You got to cut through. You got to cut through. That's how you got to, that's how you imagine this piece. That's, I mean I cut through cut through cut through it. You got a cut through got a cut through That's how you got it. That's how you might do and the deal away to do it You got to cut through when there's eight of them out there you got stealing your fucking name What is it? Mercy bitchy? What is it? Nessie bitch salty cut throws you saw there's a couple of nice bitches right

Why she doesn't clean your bedpan if you're in the hospital I'm there and there's every time she has a clean your bedpan. Oh clean bedpan again. It's like come on there Speechy just clean my Here it is here is and I'll close it with the mantra thing there is just not enough love in this world However, I hear there is a lot of love around Uranus It's just so stupid, but it cuts right through. It cuts through. This podcast is dedicated to you reading

at your favorite sweet show. It's just a... What else is... What else is... What else comes from your great mind? All right. Oh, I've got things on Instagram. I'd like to share.

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