Aunty Donna Podcast - The Cast Of Titanic Feat. RHYS NICHOLSON

Episode Date: April 19, 2017

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No, it's not can we be serious for just a minute? We live on the double J. What was your secret sound? I feel bad now. Well look I was gonna do a farty poo poo sound and then I was like oh I'll change it and I'll make it the sound of someone saying I'm about to do a farty poo poo. Yeah. And I ruined it with the corona. No no one ruined it. What's important is that that fart jokes are still alive and well and they make people giggle so uncontrollably. And peace in the Middle East. And peace in the Middle East. That's another important thing.

But if we took ourselves a little bit less seriously, maybe there would be a bit more peace in the Middle East. Yeah, instead of putting the Middle East in pieces as we're doing right now. Oh, no, that's why they call you the acetone prints. Yes, that's exactly what. That's exactly what. That's what they call you the acetate

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One of the world's biggest television shows. He's on every big television show. He's on every big television show. He's on every big television show. And he cancels a bunch of shows and they just did that thing where they just replace him with someone. And that someone was me. Like for like.

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Can you clarify that? He pushed Kiron in the face. Yeah, right. Kiron, now who's this Kiron of course? Kiron is my lover. It's seven years. Five, ten. It's seven years, seven years.

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And it's why Kyra, Kyra, has referred to his asshole many times as Tina Ririna, who just is constantly shouting out chains, I'm in chains. And all the, his assholes are jealous of the monogues. Yeah. That's very, very, very. Kyra's asshole was also jealous of the Monogs Also was also a young talent time I just want to say And there we are now we're war

Those poor girls they've worked so hard and they're still just a joke to you. I know I'm in the community that's meant to love them We don't we hate him. They're a joke to us like everyone I don't understand how Danny got famous. I don't like I was I missed that I understand the Kylie thing He's she's bow bridges right like she's the or she's like Randy Quaid like Stephen Baldwin. Yeah, right right Bob Odin Kirk. Yeah, but that's for different Secretly a bit of a bit of actress Just haven't really put that forward

Can you get her on series eventually can you explain boat bridges to me? Cuz I Google boat bridges. Yeah, I don't understand how he's I don't understand that because he's Jeff Bridges Jeff Bridges his Kylie Minogue and he's Danny Minogue right is either one that died from Eight simple rules for dating my daughter. No, that's John Ritter. Okay. That's a fun game Let's do it. I'm skewers. Well, this died. I love this this game everyone a lot of people on the Titanic They died. Let's name through them. They were the first people to die. They were the first ones did Kathy baits die on the Titanic No, she survived she survived Billy Zane Billy Zane. He did he shot himself No, no, he was the phantom didn't he? That's right. He was the phantom and the phantom is the ghost that lives. And he was the best joke.

He was the best ghost that suck my shit. Yes, all right. He present them. Present. There's many, there's many of shit. The ghost that walks. Why is that a selling point? Yes, he's a old hat, but like,

Look, he's, I think, know I must go float like Casper But this one's got legs, but I feel like if you're a floating ghost. It's like it's got it's a good idea Floating ghost that's much better than a walking ghost Yeah, yeah, I don't think it's like a thing that it's like it's a positive They're just saying there's a ghost and he he one of his attributes one of the things is that he walks. Oh no no I've read the comics I read them a bit as a kid and they talk a lot about his walk. They're like oh no this there's a bridge here only a walking ghost can cross it. All right. And if you're known as the ghosts who walks why don't you wear white or white like white purple. Interesting. Oh here we go. Yeah It was originally, it was never intended to be a purple outfit because the comics were

black and white. It was when they did a cover in color that someone decided it was purple. You can say that. You're allowed to say it. I'm not allowed to say that word. Oh, the Raven. The Raven who can say that word is back. All right.

Now, let's go through the whole cast and tell me if they lived or died. In Titanic? Yep. No, I'm pretty women. There's I. We'll do that. I've seen this film since the 3-D re-release.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Absolutely. I'm not a date again. Is that the sequel to Pretty Woman? Yeah. It's about raising young women. It's like alien and alien. Yeah. James Cameron directed the second one. It's like alien and alien.

Yeah. Yeah. James Cameron directed the second one. It's more of an action flip. It's weird, she goes and fucks all the other prostitutes. And there's a level over again. And there's 12 little pretty women. Okay, so there's a hundred pastins in it.

It's a bit weird. There's 154 people build in the Titanic. I'm going to go through all of them. Start at the bottom. I can't, it's harder. I'm going to go through all the... Start at the bottom. I can't, it's harder. I'm going to go from the top. Liam Ardordekaprio is Jack Dawson. Dead, dead. I'll wait, sorry, spoiler alert.

Spoiler alert. Did I, is there a joke in the fact that his name is Dawson? Has anyone ever pointed that out? He's actually, he's actually built here as Jack freezes to death and dies on a door and then disappears into the wall. Jack, get off my doorstep. Yeah. I've never seen James Cameron getting really mad

about people saying that he could Jack could have lived and he just tells them to get fucked. It's not real. He's like, no, he fucking couldn't have. There was no room, everyone shut up. Even he a nightmare, he's a nightmare of a guy. Yeah, I had a family's the nightmare. Crew apparently get t-shirts on these films saying like,

I survived Titanic and stuff like that. It makes us laugh. Custon member number two, Kate Winslet as Rose DeWitt Booka-Ka-Ki. Well, she does eventually. Well, she does eventually. But not until she's like, does she die in the movie?

No, she doesn't die in the movie. No, she does die in the movie. She does die in the movie. She throws that n no, she doesn't die in the movie. No, she does die in the movie. She does die in the movie. Is that nipple ring into the... She grows the nipple ring. It's not a nipple ring. It's much more tasteful than that. She dies.

It doesn't clamp. It's a cracker. It's a cracker end of the movie. No, she just chucks it. At the end of the movie she's going, fuck you, Jack, I'm over you. And then she chucks that, please, please, no, it's not that, she's moving on.

I'm moving on. Yeah, I thought she was returning it to him. Well, why do they do that song of the year? I'm coming up with it. I want the world to know. You know, I've never connected the lyrics. Yeah, just for the feeling of the song. If you think that Rose lived at the end of that film,

hit us out on Twitter with hashtag, I think that Rose lived at the end of Titanic. If you think she died, hit us out with, I disagree. I think she died at the end of Titanic. But said think she died, it is up with, I disagree. I think she died at the end of Titanic. But said these hashtags viral, let's see which one goes. And at James Cameron, oh, we want to get his opinion on this. Person number three, the billing.

Who would you say is third-building Titanic by the end? Billie Zayn. Billie Zayn. Zayn from One Direction. I mean, this is INDB. It's got algorithms and stuff. Yeah. Oh, my grandma had an album.

Not right now. Yeah! That's very different. She's a hacker, yeah. Yeah. She is now. She was so baseball. The advertising department. I reckon it is. I reckon I might be Kathy Bates. Interesting.

I'm gonna say Bill Paxton. Every time I watch this film, I'm surprised how much Billy Zane is in it. He's got so much more to remember. Yeah. Is it the old lady? It is, it is Kelle Hockley, Billy Zane. Yeah.

Oh, Billy Zane. Does he live or die? He dies, he definitely dies. Does he shoot himself? Cause she said it really weirdly. She went here and ended up going broke and shooting himself from the front. But he's so alive. He survives the sacrifice. He does get on the boat. Yeah, because he's like, he's like, he like picks up a kid and he's like, it's my child, it's real self.

I feel it's 1998 and the Titanic happened in 1915. So technically everyone's dead. I try. Yeah, I think the whole point is that Rose is the last one to die. And then she does die at the end because then she walks onto the ghost Titanic ship. Thank you. And everyone's dead. Oh, fucking hell. Yeah, it does.

It's Billy's angry and the Phantom of the Ghost Ship. Which I think he's invited to the ghost ship. Yeah, because he was rude. He was a rotten boy. I think even the Phantom just as sequel to Titan, like he shot himself, but really he just moved to the jungle and in Northern Queensland. I'm so funny, they totally link up.

Yeah, it is very rude. It's the right era. It's the right era. And in the movie, like his dad is dead, right? But he's hallucinat in the Phantom. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's just got a lot of mental problems. Yeah.

And no one seems to talk about it. Like, you know, maybe he's schizophrenia. He's proper schizophrenia. I remember the microscope that spiked people. Yeah, oh, yeah. I remember that upset me so much. I like spoiler alert. Spoiler alert. Alliler alert. Alright!

Alright, the comments is key and it was all just like, I'm going to play some football with the natives and then everything will be okay. Then I watch the movie and the guys' eyes get spiked out. That guy is the only reason I want to be in show business is to be a villain in a bad action movie. And that guy is exactly my aim for that. Like, or the shadow, Tim Curry and the shadow.

I haven't seen the shadow. He's so bad. It's a mess. Because it's like Robert Rodriguez and Frank Miller had great success with Sin City and Frank Miller co-directed it. And he was like, you know what? I can do this on my own, I reckon. And then he tried and he really couldn't

He didn't have the skill sets real bad at all number four number four Building Titanic oh This has become double-layer to get in the packston I I reckon Kathy Bates Yeah, I reckon Pakistan Pakistan it's Kathy Bates. Hey, holy brown. Brown. Oh my God. I don't even remember. She lived. She lived.

She lived. Molly Brown lived. Well, I mean they ate her, but she lived. She's a woman and she's in first class. Bitches live in. And I'm living for her, you know, the outfit. Oh my God. She is serving up rich fat lady realness.

Can I just say thank God for her career revival. Can we just... He's really good in the Annie remake. Did you know that? Oh yeah. It's Miss Hanigan with Alan Cumming. Alan Cumming, he's certainly used. For his channel width.

I read an article, sorry. Oh no, I was just gonna say there's just a really interesting fact about how they made that movie. Because you know how they've all got like blue lips and stuff when they're walking through the water. No, in Titanic. Oh, Titanic. All the water that No, in Titanic. Oh, Titanic. All the water that they used was actually lemonade, just cool lemonade.

Oh, yeah, that's why they're lips are blue. And they had no idea that they were filming it. No, yeah, that was the other thing. That was the day off. Is that why it's called Sprite's Titanic? Yeah, yeah. Wow. Wow.

It was how they could... I am loving this. I'm just learning a lot. Yeah. So that's all about... All right, number five. We've got to get through. Yeah, wow. I am laughing, I'm just learning a lot. I thought it's all about. All right, number five, we've got a kit three is 150, four to go. Bill Baxter.

No, I'm going to go. I'm going to go. Oh. That was Baxter not Bill yet. Yeah, because he's like, he's the framing device. He's a huge stuff. He's a huge stuff. He's also in the movie a lot more than I. You's the... Also in the movie a lot more than I...

You watch the movie and there's like so much more than you remember. Yeah. I would say the ship, because he... It's really a character in your cell. Okay, you're saying the ship. It's like New York in a Woody Allen movie. It's like...

It's like the main character. And yeah, is it no risk of being... I'll say Woody Allen then yeah, Woody Allen I'd like to lock in sexual assault place. Yep, Charles daughter fucker. He loves fucking. He really loves fucking kids What are you gonna let your your saying the ship? You're saying bill packs and you're saying I read Nicholson on this Anti-dome podcast will say definitely Woody Allen fuck kids He's the best at Yeah. Oh, cool. And he's the best at it.

Ah, he's the best at it everyone. Have you seen his shot for shot remake of Blula Gurn? It's so beautiful. Oh. Oh. The answer is not the daughter fucker. It's not the ship. It's not Bill Paxing.

It's Francis Fisher who plays Ruth Dawitt Bukator. Ah, Ruth Dawitt. Stupid. I don't know why that's the way. Is she the one that tells that fourth build? Ah, that's the mom. Yeah, she was a pretty big character. Yeah, but not over Bill Pax. No, she should be top-billed if you know what I mean.

It should be. It was a top-bill. Number six. Like, if she's got a B-Pax. Who would you talk about out of all the bills? Is she survived? Yeah, she's a's nodding fervently. Absolutely. She lives. Have you guys seen Titanic in 3D? No, I'm not necessarily. I didn't eat because I was on the Titanic.

You were on the Titanic? You were on the Titanic? No. So, wait, I felt like you just said that you were... No. It's... Risa, are you telling us that a, you were alive, b, you don't age, and c, you were on the historical ship the Titanic?

I mean, yeah. Okay, right. Wow. But move on. No, I feel like there's a lot of pressure. No, no, no. You talked about this for 20 minutes, and you haven't thought to bring out the fact

that you were there and that you're a hundred and thirty years old. No, no. Have you seen the movie? I'm a hundred and twenty nine, but thank you. Um, uh, no, I've seen like most of it. It's really long.

Yeah, it is long. I feel like this is cheating because you would know who lived or died because you were there. Yeah. I just sort of appreciated that information going into the game. Do you know it's funny because I'm the movie Moonlight. Are you? Yeah.

You look great. Thanks so much. You're very much, let's avoid spoilers if we could. All right. I'm just saying I'm the movie Moonlight. Nothing happens in that movie. Did legitimately, I'm sorry yesterday, nothing does happen. movie. Nothing, nothing happens in that movie. Did legitimately, oh sorry yesterday, nothing does happen. Nothing, it's a beautiful film, man.

So beautiful. I mean one particular thing happens. One thing happens. But like literally one thing happens. I'm just going to move. And then there's that other thing. There's about two or three things that happen. Yeah.

But I am that movie. I'm the movie hidden figures, which I watched last night. Wow. All right, who's number five? I'm the movie hidden figures which I watched last night. Wow. Alright, who's number five? I'm Mississippi burning. Is it only certain parts of it? Just Jane Hackman. Yes. Ah, bloody girl. I've got a whole field of about this and bloody. But he's got... Have you seen Jane Hackman in the movie? Is anyone... I don't like any of this at all. William Defos. Oh, yeah. That place is fucked. Yeah, that go Peter Parker. Peter Parker.

Peter Parker. Peter. So who's number six? God, we're gonna have to record an extra. It's gotta be... If it's not Bill Pax, then I'm gonna be really upset. Yeah, you're saying Bill Pax says you're a bean. It's gonna be Packer. Me, uh...I'm gonna go like the dad.

No, the ship, the captain of the ship. No, he's at the bottom. He's just sitting in the ship. The captain of the ship. The captain of the ship. The captain of the ship. The captain is a dad of the ship. I'm trying to say the ship.

I'm aware that that's not right. So I'm getting this close to the ship. I would say the captain is built like 110. He was a big character. He was a tasker. He had a beard. Yes. If you're listening, you should look at IMD being Go along with this. It's a great. It's very funny. It's got to be packs. It's not packs. Kill yourself. Kill yourself. Why is this like a soccer soccer ball around this is not entertainment Look at a fucking tree a dickhead glory a Stuart old rose get Old Hollywood actress I think Glorious to

It's all film it's bill packs and he's a big star I don't care if she narrates all the film it's Bill Paxson. He's a big star Fuck Mark. I'm fucking really mad about this. I feel like Paxson's been shattering He's done so much good. Who is Bill Paxson in that film again by the way? Is the researcher. He's the guy He's the guy like desperately trying not to hit that lady during her long ass fucking story Have you just tell us where the diamond is you fucking bitch? Have you seen and just got it on her the whole time? Yeah, I throw it into the middle of the end of the end.

And you've seen the extended scene that got cut at the end of the movie where she goes to throw the diamond off the bridge, but then Bill Paxton and his team of scientists come up and try to stop her, and they have this like five minute conversation. It is the most fucking insane thing in the world. And it just throws it off anyway and everyone and like there's the shot of Bill Pax that running over to it to go and like crawling after it like it's so insane.

You look it up and then they all fuck. Number seven, let me know when you're done, Rhys. When you just read you done, he can do it. It's his words. His sound. He's allowed to make these ones. And see. Oh, that was intense.

Number seven, I need your, I need your suggestion. Could I, could I eat the, is not? Fucking bill packs. I'm going the captain of the ship again. I'm gonna tweet James Cameron right now. I'm in it I'm gonna go the guy that played the daddy and Alieth who built the ship. Oh Or the fuck the other people in the movie who is also in the anime make as daddy war bucks anyway. I love the alien I love that he's alias to you.

Yeah. I love to the first season and a half. Yeah. Number seven build in the film Titanic. Was the highest grossing film still the highest ever tar? Avatar now. The answer is Bill Paxson. Oh, thank God.

Can I say my favorite part about the film? My favorite part about the build packs and sequences is that we're designed to make it accessible to a 1998 audience now they're the least accessible part you go to watch a movie said it Titanic and say oh just before we do here's some 1998 for you Is a little bit of 1998 just to get in the mood. He's some high-waisted pants. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Ramarossi. What was he build seven? Yeah.

All right, Mark, before you tweet, one of the highest gross, the highest grossing director of all time, the ex-husband of the director of the hurt locker. Have a think about what you're doing. All right, so first of all, I don't know if I'm adding the right James Cameron or the right Bill Paxton. Bill Paxton is dead, isn't he?

No. I think he died recently. Maybe double check that before we get. Oh, Paxton done a die race. Oh, you are. Did he do a death? He totally jumped to dead. A Bill Paxton death.

Yeah. Oh my god. He done a death. Oh no,axed death. Yeah. Oh my god. He's done a death. Oh no, well then maybe let's avoid that tweet. To land. I know, it's a bad news. I already sent that to a man I said. Who worked with him eight or nine times.

I already sent at Bill Pax's family, how come your fucking dad is only build seventh on internet movie database. Hope you're having fun with him and enjoying the time that you Did you really tweet that? That would be real rotten if you because I would ask you to delete that tweet and then cut this sequence if you actually do and then kill everyone in this room I didn't know it's not my fault. I didn't know Was he in that movie with Kevin Spacey or was that just the name? Yes pack

Pack That movie with Kevin Spacey or was that just the name? Yes. Pack. Pack. Pack. But no, am I just thinking of it because it's got packages? The one, oh my God. I have a real love of like mediocre early 2000s film. Yeah. And they mostly have Kevin Spacey. Is it the one where he has a vibrator penis? You know what I'm talking about?

No. There is a movie with that in it. That's the one where is he an alien? They loved's the one where... Is he an alien? They love Is he an alien? Is he an alien? Is he an alien? We don't have the budget to confirm he is, so we're going to... Spoiler, what?

He's just severely mentally ill. But is he severely mentally ill? They love that. Ah! I loved that movie. That was a good movie, actually. K-Pax. K-Pax.

Skullcane. Yeah, I just, yeah, I wasn't just going to a geek convention. Is it? No. Is it the name of a movie or is it the name of a guy on your soccer team? Who knows? Oh. Oh. Where's the captain? Can we keep playing until the captain? Uh, yes.

He's like, take your guesses for number eight please. Captain. Captain. Okay, I'm going to be honest with you. Captain. Bill Paxson is the only name on someone who I know that was in the film. I'm saying the captain, I don't know the name of the actor. Or the...

I think the captain or Victor. Victor, the... Frankenstein. Oh. The name of the actor who played the role of eighth build was Bernard Hill. Oh, Bernard Hill who played... That's fucking that.

Captain Edward. No! Yes! But, have you guys ever been on a cruise ship? No, it is my, well it was my dream for about five years and then I went on a boat to, where did we go with the co-op? It was right there. Yeah, it was there, man.

We ate it so bomb it. So, Roddness on, we were all there for, we were comedians doing these shows on Rotten Estes for a roto fest, it was a festival there. We found out on the island, it was a beautiful island just off the coast of Perth, lots of lovely white people walking around getting photos with Quacos. The whole island is essentially an indigenous graveyard, there was made to be a prison for Aboriginal prisoners and the island is covered in graves of Indigenous Australians.

We real fucked up. We have a very dark history in Australia that a lot of people don't like to acknowledge or talk about, but as sad as that is, you can get pizza from subway wheels. Any time in the night. And those quokkas, they have no natural predators. The most fucked up island on the fucking planet. They are. A restos has a restaurant on there.

A restos has an island on a fucking sebitary. It's a real box. All right, people. What have you got? You're in a most little baggage today. Let's have a look. Oh, we're going to make a good meal out of all your food. We'd be meeting like young drunk fans, like 18-year-olds,

and they'd be like, oh man, that was a great, like, set. And I'd be like, hey, I'm really excited about the fact that there's a rest, and a Ristos restaurant here. And they'd be like, who? And I'd be like, what am I doing with my life? Oh my God. And then like, research your history.

If you're gonna be a Donovan, know who a Ristos is. A lot of those kids. I'm just gonna have a dark history. Yeah. A lot of those kids want to have a dark history a lot of those kids went on to a kick quackers later on in the night the funniest thing that is is is the amount of times a 27 year old man was explaining to an 18 year old boy a TV show on channel seven in which a man would get a banana and some chock chips from a trolley and then make a dessert on a barbecue. Yeah, and those women, they loved it. Oh, it's quite good.

It's quite good. Like, none of them seemed to be going anywhere. Either they were never like, I'll just out shopping with four hours to kill to go on a film set. And if anyone ran at me, I'd have headphones on. If I was grocery shopping, everyone ran at me. I'd be like, get the fuck away from me. Yeah, when do you ever have time after grocery shopping to do anything other than go home and be fucking groceries in the couch? And just the notion of like tonight, say to Tuesday night, you've got kids at school,

you've got a husband at work, you've just finished your job. That's the best time of that option. Yeah, I just finished my job. I just said, how gender normal is for me? I just said you've just finished your job. I just have that option. You've just finished my job. I just have, how gender normal it is. I just said you've just finished your job. How? Well, maybe some of you guys need to check yourself.

If it's okay with you guys, I want to just jump to the right a little bit and I want you to guess the billing of another film. If you can guess the number one build actor in this movie. Is his name Bill? No, you will win a million dollars. OK. Yes. If you can guess the number one build actor in this movie is his name bill no You will win a million dollars. Okay. Yes. Who is the number one build person for the film her? Scarlett Johansson are you joking?

What in Phoenix yes correct you went a million dollars. I thought you are think as it was a trick. Yeah, we thought it was a trick second build Scarlett scully answer incorrect letter writer number one Lynn Adriana Yuck scully answer number three. Yeah, no letter writer number two Lisa Renee pits Do you know it? Chris Pratt said that movie. So yeah, Samantha Morton was originally going to be the voice of her in that film. She was.

Yeah, and was in a box. I'm such a Samantha Morton. So in a box. I'm just a Samantha Morton of this club. For the entire shoot and talked to Warkin Phoenix live for the entire shoot in a little black box and then at the end of it They're like we're gonna re-record your boys. Who is the number one build actor in this film? Moon

The same Rockwell. Now that'd be a Keisha Kyler Thingy from skins Keisha Sarah Moon Says the same Rockwell.'s in a mcgad david bowie sundirected film case case case case the correct answer is sam rockwell

you know what i'm doing is i'm picking films where it's mainly just one act and i ask and i ask who's i think it will to a second build in the film uh... yes is it k case a system and now it's kept in space is it is given space is the voice of the rob of the robot. Oh, head I find it very interesting and not saying in no way It's funny

I know Reese has got to sleep Reese Shhh Shhh Guys Reese Nicholson I'm gonna touch his dick No, don't No because when a man is sleep, you don't you know the song?

Yeah, if a boy is sleep I want to get the end of the song I'm just gonna touch after he's come No, no, no, listen, because if a boy is sleeping in your room and he falls asleep, don't wrap your hands around his cock, because you'll get in trouble. No, don't put it in your bum with me. That's a sleep. You've got to be awake. You've got to ask him. Don't go break in my heart. okay. Don't go break in my heart. Don't go break in my heart. I'm going to learn if I try.

But the song is about... Oh my god. You know one time. I think we definitely need to record another one. No body knows it. Nobody knows. One time I was in on a cruise ship because I was on the Titanic as a performer.

Yeah, right. Do my first Danny McGinley. Yes, I was on there, ostentatious, ostentatious. Were you performing your hit Barry Award, naming a nominated show for the... Nominator. Nominator. Nominator. Yes, here I am.

Oh, I the Nominator, never a ride. It was your hit. It was Barry Nanoid and Mominator. No, no, no. Nominator. Nominator. No, no. No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You're neck nominated, your friends. neck nominated.

Can we bring that back? Let's bring back neck nominated. neck nominated for the Barry. But instead of neck nominated, instead of necking a beer, you just give it to charity. I would love for Susan Provin to walk out on stage on the last day and out of the, Susan Provin the director of the Melbourne Comic Festival

and say, I I nickname and then to wins that to win like they have the neck nomination or what you know. I'm a nation's only win the Barry if you neck a beer yeah if you can't do it. First one to neck it out of the

nominees gets it. Yeah guys I want to ask a quick question. Who do you think was sixth bill on moon? Keisha Kesha from Wake Up in the morning feeling like. What do you think was sixth build on moon? Keisha, Keisha from Wake Up in the Morning Feeling, right, Peter? The girl from Skins. It chaos, God the Lera, yo.

Chaos, chaos, chaos, chaos. Chaos, chaos, chaos, chaos. What's your favorite pasta? Ah, I like a quesosa, seme, me de bordant. Made just in Tomas town, down the road. Her name sounds like something of simsets when they're hungry. LAUGHTER Bometo, Meriburda.

Stop it now, Meriburda. Meriburda. It's a real one. Race. What? All your socials, touristy shows. Let's do the plaques.

It's time for the pluck. Pfft. Just real quick. Just real quick. Last night I was listening to a commercial radio station Let's do the plaque. It's time for the plug. Just real quick. Just real quick. Last night I was listening to a commercial radio station and there was a therapist on talking to people about like, you know, life decision. And there was a girl deciding if she wanted to start a family at the age of 23. There was a therapist on and then no joke. There was like Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh. And like, ah, the decision bon goes just gone off and it's the best thing I've ever heard in my life Sorry, I want to grow a baby in my mood Did it when it's playing race? That's I don't know myself. Maybe you should do it The things I would do to have your next show called I want to grow a baby in my mood

By Reese Nichols and it's gonna really, like the poster looks like a book cover. It's been a really serious looking one. I was going to say, just like a shot of you with your arm up on your head. Or it's like that real stock. Or it's me holding a microphone looking confused. Yeah. What? I don't know how it works.

Or I've recreated the Demi Moore front of Vanity Fair with the big freaking, she's me doing a tuck with my belly pushed out and I wanna put a baby in my mouth. I wanna put a baby in my mouth. Guys, if you wanna see, have you had a tag on Marry to a baby in my mouth? I'm gonna put a baby in my mouth.

It's like quite a moving show just about, you know, your life and stuff, but it's cool, I wanna put a baby in my mouth just about, you know, your life and stuff, but it's cool. I want to put a baby in the pool. Yeah, they never address it. Yeah, they never address it at all. What's the factor show title you gave them everyone had to do? Well, we had one that got turned down, which was based on an old play, all the Patreon

people will know this, but Brodan and Adrian wrote a play before we were anti-Donna and we got our names. We got our names. Glad he popped out. You can say that because that's your word. You think you're all, yeah. That's all more tell. Tell us all the things that are in there.

I think that's your word. I think that's your word. I think that's your word. That is my word. We took Faggot. You guys can have Pufftown. Thank you so much. Thank you. That's all right. I'm notaggot. You guys can have puffed out. Thank you so much.

You're right. I'm not going to say it though. Alright. But we're our second show at the Vids Malaysie, like Sturford himself as a friend of Dorotheys, which is my favourite thing in the world. I like a little bit lighten the loafers. I think that would be a good show, Taddle. Restickles a little bit lighten the loafers. And it's just me holding a pair of shoes. I was just, I was just a couple of confirmed bachelor.

Oh, that is amazing. I love that. I love that recent caron. Where are they going to get themselves some ladies? Let's get further back. Oh, they're very close, aren't they? They spend all their time together. Chasing around ladies in the city.

Anyway. And where are we? Where are we? It was called, it was going to be called Aunty Donna's first hands job. But, and we were all ready to go. We'd put that in the festival application. And it was good to go.

And then they went, hey, they just said, is it able, hey, is it okay if you, can you not? We want to put you, we want to put you in one of our venues, and we don't think that's going to be okay. That's just a bit much. Can't it be Auntie Tina's first hand job or something like that? So that's when we, the whole reason that our next show

was then called Auntie Donna on the Fax machine shop was because we had to scramble, we had to scramble to come up with a name. So we came up with a plot and a name, and that's why it was called that. But it was very, very, if they'd let us, it would have been called Auntie Donna's first hand job, and it would have been a completely different show.

I almost called my show last year seminal, just because it sounds like cum. I was gonna say, is it because it's got semen in it? Yeah, what was, you had another one, you were gonna call it, you said, what was another name? Cum dumpster. You know, no, that show was in. said it was another name cum dumpster you know

no no the resticles and cum dumpster and the berry goes to you would have come dumpster oh my god I think it's just that I think the moment where it turns and he starts to talk about you know equal marriage

it's like the herald something is like you've got like four and a half stars I was like cum dumpster not just a dumpster full of calm but a delightful romp through a Sydney bass man's life That's when I realized I wasn't just a calm dumpster But in a way all the world is a calm monster and where just come swimming around in a big dumpster of calm And maybe I am a calm dumpster Maybe I like being a dumping ground for other people's cum, but you know what, that's okay. My mind was open wider than my asshole

in when I realized that I am. And that's when I realized that my friend was a cum dumpster. And I think there's probably a few cum dumpsters in this audience here tonight. Guys, everyone look out of your feed It's a cum dumpster. Yeah, it made ten different types of coming you to be a cum and euro cum dumpster and euro cum dumpster And euro cum dumpster and euro cum dumpster. Thank you so much for coming to the show I'll be selling cum dumpsters out the front. I'll be coming in everyone's hand as they walk out

Reece you be having all the bloody milk. I don't know. I've been doing it. I've stuck up Thank you so much for joining us on the show You may have an all-of-bloody milk. I don't know. I've been doing it, I've stuck up. I've got it. I've got it. Thank you so much for joining us on the show. What is your show and when is it on? Well, this will go to air after Melbourne Comedy Festival. Oh, right. So it's the fuck up my channel.

So when was the show? Well, then congratulations on the Barry. Thank you. And guys, congratulations on the Barry. Thank you And guys congratulations on winning best new camera. Thank you. So just been informed you'll be on for another five or six shows So tell us about Melbourne tell us about Sydney tell us about earth tell us about New Zealand Tell us about it. Tell us all the things tell us how you're playing in Sydney New Zealand and then Perth just let us us know about Edinburgh, New Zealand, Paris, Sydney and then Rome. I started this show at Spina Jenny. I want you to, like, come on, man.

It's called I'm Fine. You certainly are. And my podcast is called Save the Day. It's about how me and my fiance can't get married to each other. Charts better than our show, so you would know. That's really. I would think so. Way better than my show.

No, it doesn't sound. Oh, Tom's listen to it. Oh, thank you, Tom. Praise from Caesar. I, um, it's all, it's all, I'll cry in my fiance. I just turn up on the day and I'm confused. That's what you're saying.

That sounds a bit like your relationship. Oh, how does it work? Me, yeah. But I work it out. Thanks, Reese. Thank you you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you Yeah, yeah, we have a hit rate and we try to stick to it with this podcast and it goes miss miss miss miss miss Not bad miss miss miss miss miss and then occasionally there's a hit so don't worry This is one of the misses and it's not your fault. It's not your fault. You guys are the human nature of podcasting What fuck off Tom just talking Just play the drums, Tom.

You're a morgue. R2.0. You've been listening to the Aunty Donna Podcast. Thanks for joining us for another rip-apisode brought to you by Aunty Donna Club.com. See you next week. MUSIC you