Aunty Donna Podcast - The Chadstone Shopping Centre Food Court

Episode Date: February 18, 2025

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A listener production. Hey everybody, it's Zach here from Aunty Donna. This podcast is going to be a little bit crazy. You're going to hear some things that are seemingly impossible, but hang in there. The reveals will be coming. If you want to see the podcast, watch the podcast, or see any of our crazy, fun, bonus content Aunty Donna Club dot com where you can join our patreon and get lots of behind-the-scenes fun interesting content otherwise enjoy this episode Hey John. Hey John. How was your holiday?

Oh, so good. First, I went to beautiful Italy where I had a delicious spaghetti and meatballs. Then I headed to China where I had yummy noodles. And then afterwards I went to South America and had three tacos. Wow. Oh my god. That sounds like the most incredible holiday I've ever heard. That would have been expensive. Yeah. But not at all. How did you get, you only were only gone for a weekend. Yeah, and it wasn't expensive at all.

Just the bus fare to Chadston's shopping centre's food court. Wow. I might head down there right now. Why? To get some of these to travel around the world. Yeah, what are you you gonna have there? Some lunch. Oh.

That was the best holiday. Oh, where did you go? Me? I went all the way to India. Whoa. Travelled around India before making a quick stop off at Italy, where I had some garlic bread. Whoa.

Wow. And then a doughnut in New York City. Wait a second. Italy? India? You were only gone for the lunch break. Could you possibly have fitted in so much in just your lunch break? It's simple. I just hopped over to Chadstone Food Court for lunch. Wow.

In fact, I might head there right now again. How? Wow. That's incredible. Where have you been? How was your holiday? How was your holiday? How was your holiday? My holiday?

My holiday, you ask? My holiday was incredible. I went to the South of America and had fried chicken and coleslaw. It was delicious. And then I made a quick stop over to Mexico, where I had tacos and nachos and burritos. And that was right before I visited mainland China and had fried rice and dumplings.

Wow. But, Mark, you were only going for the lunch break. How did you fit all that in? That time. And how did you afford it? How did I afford it? How did you fit it all in? How did you afford it? It cost me nothing but a short walk to burn off all those calories from lunch. A short walk? How could you have walked across oceans and continents? You fucking idiot. I didn't do I didn't walk across oceans. I experienced all of this at Chadston shopping center food court where KFC and

Zombreros and then at like a Chinese Bay Marie place are all within walking distance to each other Yeah, I never need to go to the airport again. Whoa, I've just time traveled. What? What? Yeah, that's right. You're looking at a boy who's just time traveled. How? Because I just- What did you do?

Where did you go? I'll tell you all the different times. Where did you go? Where did I go? You've been gone two hours. And what did you eat? Where have you been and what did you eat? I've actually just time traveled.

How in two hours? I went back in time to, I went actually just time traveled. How in two hours? I went back in time to, I went back in time to ancient Arabia. Oh. Where I had some of their delicious kebabs. Wow. Then I went into the future. What?

Where they've made Grimace real and he made me a shake. Wow. How did you afford the time machine? How did you afford the and the time? Cause you were only gone two hours. Well the time machine would be... Time machine I can go for years and be back like the moment I left. I'll just shut my fucking mouth then. I'll just fucking think it through.

I'll just shut my fucking mouth then. Sorry. Sorry. Fuck. Fuck man like you've watched enough time travel movies to know that. They're fucking in the vengeance. Yeah, you'll afford the time machine, probably with your savings. But no, that doesn't fucking- No, I actually didn't use the time machine.

Just did a bit. It was the cost- Mark, come on man. No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry for calling you out, but you know that- You know how the time machine works. That's the basic tenet of time travel. Why would he be gone if it's a time machine, why would he be gone for a long time? Well why was it, well it shouldn't have been a shorter time.

My question is, is he was gone two hours, shouldn't he have only been gone like half a second? I chose to come back two hours later. Why? Why? Because I wasn't travelling through time. What? I actually just had the 20 minute bus trip to Chadson Food

Court and then the 20 minute bus trip back. That's right I just went to Chadson Food Court. So you can go to any place in time? No. Yes. Sounds pretty good to me. Nothing, nothing, I have nothing to compare to that. I just went to Gay Perry for a muffin and a coffee for $3.50. Wow. Wow, that cheap. But you just, you got a, wait, you got a muffin and a coffee for $3.50? Australian. What?

Where? Not in Paris at all. Just at Muffin Break at Chedston. Do they have Muffin Breaks in Paris? No, but they have muffins. Do they? I mean, no, more pastries. Mark, where have you been, man? I went to the Greek islands where they actually traditionally put chips in their souvlaki's.

And I experienced after that, I went to Japan where I had ramen, a delicious bowl of pork. You had souvlaki then ramen. Yeah. That's fucking. That's fucked me. Too much fucking food. No, I don't, I feel sick now. Just the soup alone.

But thankfully I didn't have to catch a plane and get motion sickness. Why not? Between those two places. Or drive to the airport. A boat? A boat? A boat? No. You swim? No.

A helicopter? Of course. It doesn't surprise me that you boys would assume I'd have to take some sort of mode of transportation like that to go to Greece for lunch and then Japan for my second lunch. But actually those two meals were had within one minute of finishing the other. Jesus man. I don't feel, I feel sick in my stomach, but because I didn't, although the experience of eating the two meals felt like being in those two completely different cultures, I didn't have to travel across the sea or go halfway across the world for this experience.

No. Well then how, how, how did you, how did you, are you scratching your butt? Scratching my side of my leg, my thigh. Because I managed to experience these two beautiful, unique, gosh, I just got light-headed. I'm just trying to say all this. Yeah, I'm all right. I experienced these two beautiful, unique cultures. Do you need a minute?

No, no, no, I'm all right. I can get through this. I just need to minute? No, no, no, I'm all right. I can get through this. I just need to connect my voice to my breath a bit more. I did that just while I was on my break at work at Rebel Sports within just one hour because I work at the Rebel Sports in Chadston. You work an hour at Rebel Sports? Oh yeah, only if you're doing the full eight. So you work at, you're a person who works at Rebel Sport.

On your lunch break, you ran down to the food court and had a souvlaki. Yeah, I had to be quick. And then a ramen. Yeah, and stupid. That was the rest of the shift. What? That was the rest of the shift.

How was the rest of the shift? Slow, I was bloated. And- Why did you do that? I didn't get as much stock take done as I would have liked. Do you know I actually had a much lighter lunch? Oh you did? Yeah, I travelled to Thailand.

Whoa, really? At lunchtime? Just for lunch you travelled all the way to Thailand. At fucking lunch? I travelled all the way to Thailand. So you made the decision on your lunch break at one o'clock to go to to go all the way over to Thailand. You drove to Telamereen. You went through, you checked in, you went through international security. Yeah. Boarded a fucking 11 hour flight. Yeah. And then had what? A massaman curry. A massaman curry? Is that Thai?

Yeah. And then had that. And then headed over to Vietnam. No, more, more. You traveled again. You traveled again to Vietnam, which is I don't even know how far away, but it's definitely not a bike ride. That's a flight.

Yeah, from, yeah, even Thailand's closer. Or at least a boat ride down That's a flight. Yeah, from, yeah even. At least a couple of hours. Thailand's closer. Or at least a boat ride down the Mekong River. Oh, did you, did you? No, I'll reveal all soon enough. But what did you have in Vietnam? I had a delicious... Fa?

No, the roll. Like a banh mi. A banh mi? What did you, so you had a massaman. You had a ma- that's uh, yeah, that's lighter. That's lighter. And then you made it back by two o'clock? Time for sweets.

No! Where, where, where? This better be from Vietnam. It would be in Vietnam. Surely it would be a Vietnamese iced coffee that you would have had with the condensed milk. No, no. I think you'll be jealous of this my Italian friend. I went to Italy.

No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!

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No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! I considered some gelati. You're getting my head real bad. I considered some gelati. Oh yeah? Oh. Realised I wasn't in the mood for that so I went to New Zealand. No!

Fuck off! Fuck off! Fuck off! That's the right way back I guess. Are you fucking kidding? Are you fucking telling me? You don't have a respect for your job in the world. Are you fucking telling me you just went to Italy just to see if maybe you wanted gelato

and then changed your mind? Yeah, just considered it. And then I had a delicious ice cream made from beautiful New Zealand cows. You ate ice cream anyway! You went to New Zealand, you had ice cream anyway because you just wanted a different type of gelati? There's only a few ways that I can see this being real. Yeah. In an hour.

Speed tunnels under the earth's surface which I don't know about I have no idea if that exists you have to ask the mole men about that to it's impossible a super jet no

do you have a super jet? do you have a super jet cunt? no if you do you have to tell us I don't have a super jet look me in the fucking eye and tell me you don't Have a super jet all I have is this here Mikey what what that's right. I just got the bus to Chadston food Far into the podcast how did we not get

How did we not guess that it was just Chadston food court he went to and shopping center I guess that it was just Chadston Food Court he went to. Chadston Shopping Centre. Chadston Shopping Centre. At Chadston, they have foods representing all different parts of the world. Yes. At most food courts, really. Yeah, but in Chadston there's at least two and they're big. Why all this arguing?

Why don't we head on over to America for some hamburgers? We don't have the time, bro. We're doing a podcast, man. Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, we don't have the time. We don't have the time.! We're doing a podcast man! Bro we don't have the time! We don't have the time! It's too late to do that! I'm fucking poor man, I don't financially just get, you think it's that fucking easy to get on a fucking flight and fly to LA. Cost of living fuckhead!

You think I can afford because I feel like, I feel like you are so mean and you're keeping a superjet secret from us for sure. To be able to on the wimps or you know or you married a mullman and then and you know about the tunnels the super tunnels underneath the earth that transport you in pods that use kinetic energy to just shoot you through the Earth's core in a matter of seconds. Either that is the case or it's probably Chad Stinn. But let's hear him out. I'm this close to just fucking throttling him.

Yeah, it better be this better be good. This better be good or it better be Chadston, because otherwise it means you're keeping a secret about us about super travel. Or you're just, I don't have the fucking money, I'm in a bad place right now. I don't have the fucking money to be throwing around international travel. I've got nothing, I've fucked up. I put it all on the dogs, man. I went to the race track.

He's lost all his money on the dogs. The dish lickers. They're right, he went down to Melton. I had a hot tip, I was assured. I was assured of a victory. This dish licker, he went down, put money on the dish lickers, right? I can't be, I work hard, I don't have the money

to be spending on flights or willy nilly to get a lunch. So you just be fucking ready. My uncle's cousin fucked me. He said he had a hot tip, I trusted him. What was the dog's name? Grievous Malaka. Grievous Malaka. Where'd he come?

It came ninth. Jesus. Out of eight. It didn't make any sense. Wait, so you want us to go to America? Hmm. What's your budget? I'll tell you, my budget?

I have 20 grand to spend. Well, we could... You have 20 grand. I've got 2,500 bucks. Yeah, I can... To my name. Yeah, right. I can chip in if you need the flights.

I've got 20 grand locked away. I'm not supposed to touch it. You won't need that 20 grand. I've got a hot tip about a dog are not supposed to touch it. You won't need that Yeah, if you give me your 25 It's um, Jeebus hum Jeebus hum they reckon is gonna come fuck you they reckon second I'll give you 25 hundred on they've spoken to the dogs They've trained the dogs to come in if you put in your 25 and and my 20. Takes the bait, you need a bait biter? Yeah, I can fucking, I can double it. I can double it by the weekend.

Shit, yeah. Or we can go to America. You don't need $20,000. You don't even need $2,500. Well, that's sick. All you need is the bus fare and $45 because we're going to Grilled at the Chadstone Food Court. Because that's American food So you need the $45 for the burger chips and coke? Yeah Because they spend that expensive. Well, I mean

They they need to spend that money on that's very fucking plus tax and tip Well, no, you don't need to do tax and tip but we're going to America Taxes included and I don't know why it's $45 though. Is that yeah. It's still cheaper than going to America. Is that per head? Are you okay? I would encourage you tip those grilled workers. My tummy hurts and I keep getting lightheaded from yelling so much. I should have had some water before this. Well I know why don't we get, I can get you some water. From Fuji?

I can get you some of the freshest water from the base of Mount Franklin. Oh hell. Where is that? What about those Italian sparkling springs? Mineral springs? Yeah, or a Slurpee. I've given myself the hiccups with all the air intake that I've had. Why don't we travel back in time to the apothecaries of... Oh, because you've got that time travel machine.

No, I was just talking about the pharmacy in Chaston. Oh my god! I've just looked up Mount Franklin's not a place, but it's sort of Coca-Cola in 2020 were forced to admit where their spring water was located, and it's about 20 kilometres southwest of Bowral. Bowral? Which is up in New South Wales area. Oh, in Australia?

Well, that's actually probably doable. Well, actually you can just go to Chanceton to call it. Yeah you can buy a bottle there. Oh guys I've got a thing I wanted to say to you. You're probably wondering where I have been the last couple of days. Yeah how was your trip? I heard you went on a trip and you had a culinary adventure while you were over there. Yeah it must be nice to afford to be able to have a big, expensive overseas holiday.

God, I wish I had that kind of cash, but I lost all my other tracks. Would you like to hear all the places I went to? Mm. Uh, yeah. Yeah, yes. I went to England. Oh, what, that's such a... For a delicious roast beef dinner.

Oh my god, in London? Yeah. Um, and that's such a delicious roast beef dinner. Oh my god in London? Yeah. And then I went to... I bet it was that probably one of Jamie Oliver's or Gordon Ramsay's restaurants. No, but close. And then I went to... What do you mean close? It's gonna be Chad's then I can feel it. Then I went to... But what did you mean close by Gordon Ramsay and Jamie Oliver? Another celebrity chef. Then I went to Portugal and got some of their spiced chicken. Amazing. Amazing.

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Where have you been the last three days if you just went to Chadston? I stayed at the Chadston hotel. Oh, God. They have accommodation at Chadston now? Wow. Lucky, I didn't accommodation at Chadston now? Wow. Lucky, I didn't know. I would have never left. Yeah, and a time zone or they've got a skate room.

They've got a Lego place but they wouldn't let me in. You have to have a kid with you. And I was like, I fucking love Lego. Why wouldn't you fucking let me in? And I said, and then I asked a lady if I could bring her kid in and she was like, absolutely not. But I spent most of my time at the food court and eating beef and chicken. Yeah, yeah.

And chatty. Yeah, chats to the other. Chats and food court, yeah. Oh, I'm on holidays. I'm about to go on holidays. Really, where are you going with your $2,500? Not a lot of money. I don't have a lot of money saved at the moment.

So I'll just be going, where are you going? Oh, no. I'm sorry. Where are you going? I'm going to Italy for pizza. Oh my god, Italy's, let me tell you, Rome is, go to Florence and um... I'm gonna try pizza. Pizza in Italy? And then? It's very different. And then? Well you probably get sick of all that Italian food if that's where... And then France for fries. Oh for french fries. What are they called? French fries? Pomfret. Pomfret. How long are you going there for? Are you going anywhere else?

Yeah, and then I'm going to go to Italy for pizza. Nice. France for fries. Fries, frites, pomfret. And then America for a McFlurry. Wait a second. France, Italy, America, all under $2,500. And also, don't you only have an hour for lunch?

How are you going to afford that? And the time. How are you going to afford that? And how will you squeeze that all in in an hour? I mean, just getting to Tullamarine from here is, God, that's at least half an hour. With traffic, it could be up to 40. And then you've got to check in and go through customs. They want you there two hours early don't they? Yeah at least you need to be there two to three hours. My nose is all blocked.

My tongue is hurting a lot. I had a boss coffee and a yogurt. I got halfway through this little cheese and whiskey thing that they have at the SCA. Where are you going man? I told you all that. He told us where he's going. The question is how are you going to do it when you've only got an hour for your break and for your holiday with $2500. How is that? I'm not going to lie, I think I know the answer. Yeah, it's probably, but I don't want to ruin it for him. Suck the fun out of it.

Can you be really aggressive about it? And I was like, easy. How? So frame it in a way that I'm going to answer you easy. I just went and so frame a question so that I can say that. How did you do it? How did you do it? How are you going to one of, how are you going to one?

How do you do it? How do you do it? How one are you going to do it? How do you do it? How do you do it? How do you do it? How do you do it? How do you do it? How do you do it? How do you do it? How do you do it?

How do you do it? How do you do it? How do you do it? How do you do it? How do you do it? How do you do it? How do you do it? How do you do it?

How do you do it? How do you do it? How do you do it? How do you do it? How do you do it? How do you do it? How do you do it? How do you do it? How do you do it? How did you do it? How are you going to do it? How are you going to do it? Yeah, but how are you going to do it? Yeah, but how are you going to do it? How are you going to do it? You only have 24.

When you only have an hour for lunch. Easy. I just ducked down to the Chadston food court where all that food's on offer. I feel like you're a dishonest with us. Excuse me? What you're saying might be technically true, but I think emotionally it was dishonest. You're a liar and a fraud. I thought you were going to those countries. In fact, you did lie to us. You said you were going to those countries. Do you consider yourself a...

Do you know what you are? Do you know what you are, Brodans? Do you know what you are? You're full of shit. Full of shit, man. Listen, I was trying to put you both... There's a cost of living crisis. And that's what I was trying to do. And you spent $2,500 at a food court for one meal? No, $3850. Oh, so you are under budget. Yes. What I was trying to do is I know that a lot of people can't travel at the moment and I know there is a cost of living crisis going on fuck heads. I didn't realize you

were cheap. What I was trying to do, Cuck King, Hey, Jesus fucking Christ. Cuck head. Yep, yep. Was say to everyone you can have a little mini trip at lunch. Yeah and And yes, I was dishonest and yes, I could have been clearer But I wanted to for a moment let people know that there is some hope out there that there is a glimmer of optimism Out there. You're right. You're right You're right, and then you fucking come at me For trying to let the working man feel like he could

have a little bit of something in his life? Sorry, you're right. I'm so sorry. You know what? I think it's time I leave this group and in fact leave this country. Where are you going? I think I might go to Japan for some California sushi rolls. Right.

Maybe just one. You would go all the way to Japan. He's just announced he's leaving the country and leaving the group. I can't believe this. Yeah, but put it into a follow-up. Take into context is the next statement that he made, which is that for one California sushi roll. Well, that's not all I'm going to eat, Mark.

Well, will you have a ramen? Will you have a takoyaki or okonomiyaki? Octopus ball. Yeah. No, because I'm heading, after that I'm heading straight over to Vietnam. Possible. No, because I'm heading after that, I'm heading straight over to Vietnam. Possible. For one big spring roll.

Impossible, you only have an hour for lunch. You're going to Japan for American sushi and then you're going to Vietnam for one spring roll. Then I'm heading north. You're a mad man. Then I'm heading north to, I couldn't get Mongolian there. Russian? Is there any kind of Russian I could get there? Probably not to be honest. Maybe pierogi.

Nah, I don't think you'd be getting pierogi. Not at a food court would die in a week. What about high school kids who make demo here? Europe. Europe. If it was good though. High school kids aren't buying that. You know what? Head to the Middle East. And I might just get some chips from a kebab shop. Then head to...

Yeah, a little tray. Yeah, just like a little tray of chips and chicken salt from Kebab Magic. Then I'm gonna head north. Go to beautiful... I can't believe he's leaving. I can't believe this. It's insane that you're doing... Not only are you leaving, but you're going to all these places for single food items. Then I'm gonna go to Switzerland.

The money spent on travel alone's not worth it, Zach. And then I'm going to go to Switzerland. More. For a hot chocolate. More still. Hot chocolate. More still. Hot chocolate.

You are a pig of glutton. You're a glutton. You care not for the value of the dollar in this economy, for you will spend thousands upon thousands on airfare tickets. How will you afford the fares? Is it a superjet situation? Is it? Or a hole? Or the tunnels from the moment?

Then I'm going to San Francisco. Jesus. A round the world trip this has become. This is a multi-thousand dollar ticket at the very least just for the airfares, not to mention the Ubers and the transportation. I've heard of around the world in 80 days. I've not heard of this is around the world spending 80k. The only way this would be possible and justified is if you got each of these food items at the airports or like

Chadston shopping center yeah if you went to Chadston's shopping center this would make sense but he said definitely I'm leaving the country yeah I'm not gonna be very clear I'm not going to take this man at his word can I be very clear because we have been talking about Chadston shopping center food court a lot I want to be very clear that is not how I'm doing this. Which cornered himself here, I like this. Okay, that's going to be... Well, how will you afford this?

How will you? I'm not done yet. Oh, God. I've gone to the Mission District, the famous Mexican district of San Francisco for their Mission style burritos. That's that stuffed kind of burrito with rice and guacamole. Oh yeah, they have that as salsas and zembrero and GYG. Yeah. kind of burrito with rice and guacamole. Oh yeah, they've had it with salsas and zembrero and GYG.

And then I'm gonna head down to South America for some street tacos. More still, more still. You could get those in Mission. How are you gonna afford this fare? Then back to England for fish and chips. How are you gonna afford this fare? More fish and chips?

How much do you think that's gonna cost me? Millions. Millions, tens of thousands, hundreds of thousands. How are you going to afford this? More fish and chips? Yeah. How much do you think that's going to cost me? Millions. Millions? Tens of thousands? Hundreds of thousands? Not even. It's only going to cost me the cost of the bus fare, the Chadston food court.

And the food. And the food as well, yeah. And the food. You said. Yeah. You said you specifically weren't going to do that. You said you was not a Chadston. Yeah.

Call me. You were onto me. I had to dig something. Call me a man in a natural fabrics warehouse who's mistaken a piece of fabric for a mask because I've had the wool pulled over my eyes. Call me the opening line from Moby Dick. Call me or mail. Is mail? Call me or mail. Or mail. I believe. I thought it was is mail. I thought it was call me or mail. Or mail. Or mail. Yeah call me or yeah or send me a letter in the mail. I bet you didn't think it was a chance than food card did you? No because you're a fucking liar. I're a fucking liar. You just fucking bald-faced liar. I had to do that to trick you.

It's getting harder and harder to trick you. Well, I'm done. Let's all go on a trip around the world. Where to? Chadstone Food Court, right now. Uh, okay. Do we need to, you can go if you need to. We're gonna keep doing this.

Okay, great. I'll meet you guys there. Alright, we'll see you at, well I'm not going to Chadston Food Court. Where are you gonna go man? I need a holiday. Oh where are you gonna go on your holiday? See you Broden. See you bro. I'm off to Chadston. Well I won't be seeing you there because I'm going on a trip. Because I'm sick of this. Where are you going on your trip? I'm sick of Australian cuisine. Oh, don't forget your glasses, Broden. See you Broden.

Broden's off to chat some food. Broden, are you going around the world? Yeah. Okay. Bye. Bye. Where are you going? Well, for my trip, for my holiday, cause I need a break.

Um, and I want to, you know me, I'm a foodie. Yeah, travel is about food. Like you're a regular, um, who's that guy that, you know? Mike Myers? No, the guy that used to do the travel show. Awesome Powers? No, he wrote Kitchen Confidential. Goldfinger. A gold member. Carry on. Fat bastard that bastard where you going I'm oh yes I

have trip I'm planning a trip where you going on the trip I'm getting to it I'm getting to it what is wrong man I'm just having a little I'm getting to it. What is wrong, man? I'm just having a little, I'm having a little shot of that. You're gonna have a nap? Just closing my eyes, but I'm listening. Alright. Um, uh, so I'm gonna go, uh, I'm just gonna go to Chadston, man. I'm sick of, I don't want to lie to you. I don't want to lie to you.

I'm gonna go to Chadson I'm gonna have four separate whole meals so that then I can um so that then I can say that I've been all over I've felt like I've been all over the world but I didn't even I didn't have to go all the cost me was the Mikey bus fare and I didn't have to spend thousands of dollars on on plane tickets but yeah I've got a I've got to get't have to spend thousands of dollars on plane tickets. But yeah, I've got to get, I have to make a stop at the pharmacy beforehand to get some gastrostop and some Gaviscon and some anti-diarrhea medication because the amount of food that I'm planning on having just to be able to then sort of say, oh, I travelled all over the world, but it was very easy,

it's too much and I don't know how I'm going to get through it all without making myself violently ill. Paul So you heard their first remark, he's eaten too many meals at Chadsden Food Court. As you probably just noticed, I think this is a good teaser for next week's episode, as you probably just noticed, Broden Kelly stepped out. He has a prior appointment, prior engagement. Usually what we would do there is we would say, well, no Broden, no podcast.

We'd wrap it up. But me and Mark have made a pretty crazy decision. Next week, untethered from Broden's straight man. Another crazy... We've done it before? We've done it before. No script, no support network, no scaffolding. Mark Bonanno, Zachary Rowane, improvising for at least a half an hour. Next week, one of the more un-listenable episodes. As opposed to this week, which was that's up there

That's up there for sure. That's a classic for sure and I can't wait to hear Everyone's thoughts on it on the reddit just joking All right next week no Broden No scaffolding. No script All right, I'm off No scaffolding, no script. Alright, I'm off. I'm going to go on holiday. You've been listening to the Aunty Donna podcast.

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