Aunty Donna Podcast - The Country Morning Show FEAT. MICHELLE BRASIER

Episode Date: November 7, 2018

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A list of not production. Well, good morning, uh, whimmer of rage in. Uh, it's 6.25 in the morning. You're probably on a tractor. Uh, that's all I know about country. Uh, you're on the country morning show with Mark and Zach. That's right. And Loreta and Loreta Michael Lerington Second Michael Lerthing to you there. They're buck Joe Bill Good morning, Joe I'll be refreshing. I'll be fresh and you always fresh. I'm always fresh and you know me I'm bugged your meal and Judas Where are the arm and Broden?

I have to say there's been some lovely country music with a region this year and I know that I was a controversial choice So this radio program. Well, I don't know about that I was a controversial choice for this radio program. Well, I don't know about that. But I have to say thank you so much for welcoming me with such open arms. And I've really enjoyed discovering the wonderful tunes of Australia. And there have been a rouse on with smells pretty as you. Fantastic, thank you so much. I like scabs and jams.

Right. Scab, scams? No, not skabs. I didn't like skabs and jams. Right. Scab, scams? They're not scabs, they're not scabs at all. I like scams and jams with a little bit of cotton cream. Coutin cream. No cotton cream, I like a little bit of cotton cream with my scams and jams. And usually I like to listen to classical music, but let me tell you, the destroy kisser daily of quite the man. He has begun, and I think he would have done quite

fantastically in Norfolk Island. What's happening here? What is this? Ava British man that you've had on the Wimmer Radio program. I had knew nothing about country music, but you've welcomed me with open arms, somewhat like the film The Merge of the Giorin. I'm sort of like that, it's that dynamic. I'm not in that movie, my name's Loretta. That's Loretta.

I just bake and... Oh, I bet you are. I have, okay, okay. And I make I should, I ha- Okay, okay. And I make my supper. Trucks. Oh, okay. Do make trunks. I do, I bake the finest drugs in the sale.

No, fantastic. This morning we're gonna have in the CWA, CEO to talk about insider trading. We're gonna have uh What's your name again my name is blah blah blah blah That I'm sorry. There's your so is your name is your name sort of that the like a bubble sort of no Is that Japanese?

Pardon? Is that Japanese? No, it's British, I'm from England. Is it Lord blah, blah, blah, blah, blah? No, I do wish. But I'm there. No, I'm just a commoner. Just a commoner.

A desecastic commoner. And I think that's why I recognize something of myself in your country music Well, he is a I talk to the country music. Yeah, I'll show you over here for a second Why are you all fapping off? I just always walking over here. We have to we're gonna have a discussion. I want you a heavy little fair pot Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Yes. We need a second. I understand. But if you're going to talk in private, maybe walk somewhere instead of fapping off. Oh this guy you're not from the country.

I was fapping off. I was too. I Stop it excuse us for one moment guys. Yeah, I think we have to kill love love love love love love love love love love love love Okay, up the shells here as well. Yeah, I'm a show There's six people here. Yes, there's Loretta. There's Michelle. There's Mark. There's Buck Joe buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck a bill Buck a bill Joe Zach Zach we have to kill love love love love love love Can't tell you why oh you just have to promise me yeah

Are you a nessa go heel am I a nessa? Yeah, I'm gonna put it this way Yeah, you're wow You're a heel Sorry, I'm sorry. I think we've got to spend I understand that you've been with the program this whole time But I need to get to know you a little bit Tell me a little bit about yourself. Yeah You know Buckcho Buckcho, Buckcho,

Buckcho and Bill. Buckcho and Bill. Yeah, GOO. I like going, I'll be, I'm too GOO.

Yeah, you're You seem to be like your mostly sound boards. Yeah, GOO. GOO. He'll be the sound effects. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Should we cut to a song?

Yeah, but we're not, are we on the radio still? Yeah, this is all been going on. This is live. Oh, we shouldn't have said we were going to kill him. I love this song. What's it called? It's called Flower Way Baby by Joseph Peterson. No, it's Bird on a Y by Troy Cassadale.

I was close. I was close. I fly away. Oh, baby. I'm in my baby. Oh, my baby. Don't get fly. Don't get called in that tree

Oh Shoot my baby With kill my get a hat pin Wow baby is sleep This is the words my mama taught me This has the same chords Well, well, that's that song about barren babies in the backyard. Yeah, that's simple plain and simple song Why do we go to kill this man? Oh, thank you. Thank you so much

Not important. No important. I listen. I know how to kill him pal We'll wait till he's asleep. Okay We get a hat pin. Okay Isn't this from a musical about a true is this based on true story? I don't know nothing I don't know I don't know nothing about their babies and bath yards All right, we get a hat pier Mm-hmm. We put it to his ear while he's asleep. Oh, we do something obscure And no one's ever done yeah, so I was to not alienate. Okay, maybe if we get a good

Fill it with hat peeps Okay, maybe if we get a good fill it with hat pips All right, here's my thing. What do we do? I'm gonna plan for disposing of bodies Yeah in the country. We're just a country town. Mm-hmm. I think yet. What do we have a lot of here? Tractors. It's wine region. What do we have a lot of cows? no, think, what are we calling it? Damien Fallon and Barrels. Barrels. Barrels. Here's my plan.

Yep. What do we do with the bodies? Yep. Put the bodies into barrels and get them in here. They got the gun, boy. Put a bottle in the barrel and get where they're here. Here's my plan. I'm a charismatic leader.

I reckon you buck Joe. I think you got potential. The red up, you got potential. Oh, wow, I haven't been looking for a red up. You got potential. Mark, you got potential. Yeah, Zach, you got potential. Thank you.

All right. Michelle, you got potential. Go, Judas, you got potential. Ah. Let's... ...I think we can become a team of country people who go around killing people for weird obscure reasons. Put the body on the barrel, we're bugged to bill! And do you know the best part is?

I can supply the barrels! Yeah, absolutely, yeah, I'm... A barrel, Moe-Gole! Yes, I have all the barrels and all the water is across the road. Fantastic. Shall we kill Sharon Tate? Oh, there. This is a fantastic idea.

Off we hop. Here's the show going boys. Here's the show going boys. Who are you? Hello, who are you? Only a producer. Chicken Charlie. Who are you? Hello, who are you? I'm here for juice, uh, chicken tally. Here's the show, girl, boy.

It's good. And to be honest, it started as a country, Breakfast Shones, moved to... It's moved to this sort of like a loose, no-town situation with that. And the best part is we're going to kill some British FOP. Alright, it is through the roof boy. Alright, it's through the roof. Alright, it's a girl with out boys.

They'll wear the chick in. Make sure the show is on track. The redder you enjoy the show. Oh, right, chickie dad. You don't have to look at me that way. All right. I'll be back later, boys. To check it out.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Check it out, Charlie. Okay. All right. Bye. Oh, like how he saw.

Check the bear producer. Those three hands. All right, guys. I think we need to kill Checking Charlie. Go. I think this is a fantastic idea. I think you're right. I think we should kill check in Charlie.

He's got three hands, and he looks at me sideways. Three hands. Yeah, he's got three hands, and he looks at me sideways. And he's got one eye that just goes in a circle, like a lazy eye, but active. Like a really... A lot of people use the eye. Like a possessed lazy eye.

Yeah. Or anti-clockwise. A glazed clockwise or any looks at you, and it goes anti-clockwise and it looks at me. Oh, wow. Yes. I'm so sorry to cut in, but it is the top of the hour. Maybe we should cut to the news. Yes. Oh yeah. You could do with your soundboard, bro. Let's play the Contra News theme song. I can't wait to hear it. 4, 3, 2, 1! Hello, and welcome to the news.

Today we're going to be talking all things news. Where's my snare? What's your favorite kind of news? How much? I had no snare on my headphones Do you like news? Excuse me, Eminem We just get some snare in Eminem's headphones Well I think that's the main news story for this evening is where is Eminem snare?

It's morning It's a morning show I don't think so with just because you think something just not make it so much I will check it Charlie I will let you know it's not a morning show I thought you'd be hasn't been a morning show for years what are you talking about it's like a morning yeah I'd bloody know if anyone knew.

Here's your gal and boys. Check in Charlie. I gotta say, the way you come into the studio while we're playing the news, it's a little full on, you know, what, for an Eminem's snare. Yes, it's a little bit. We were actually getting to that that we found it, but you came in Charlie. What's the time? It's ten thirty in the morning boys

Okay, so it's probably it's the night for me. Oh, is there a party in all night? Right in Charlie. I'll call it call it your hotel rule. You're not the next day Do you go on the bed? You're a father of two, you 36 years old. And more importantly, if it's 10.30 in the morning, how is it not a morning show and how is it evening? I think you establish it's because he parties so hard. But that just because he parties hard does not mean

that the day shifts, I understand for him it shifts. But take in tell is mayor of this town. Yeah, but if you're partying so hard, this is still the night, then if you got a party till the morning, because that's hardcore partying, otherwise you're not going to get re-elected. So if you're just partying for what you've called the night, that's normal, that's not hardcore, no one's going to vote for you. You got a party through to the morning, which for us is gonna be like afternoon tea biscuits time. Scott Skins and GM and Cream. Do you know what I mean? I've got to go, boy. I've got so many calls coming in. Good morning, checkpoint Charlie.

Good afternoon, everyone. No good morning Can we finish out M&M news? Yeah, yes Three dead in a massive On site I'm sorry. I'm in a bad mood. Wow. Wow, that was some pretty hectic news. News is always pretty hectic, eh?

Yeah. You know what you're watching the news and you're like, oh, that was pretty hectic, eh? I watch the news and I'm like, oh, what? I just go, oh, bit much for me, eh? Yeah, I watch the news and I go, oh, what are we coming to? Yeah, I know, I go, what is the world? You know, a bit much for me, eh? Yeah, I watched the news and I go, oh, what are we coming to? Yeah, I know, I go, what is the world, you know, a bit much for me, eh?

Oh, yeah, I watched the news, I go, oh, I think I put on just a bit of SVU, thanks if I want to see that, hey! Yeah, I know, I just, I want you to the news of like, no, thank you, no, thank you. How about some good news? Doesn't have to be bad news all the time. Yeah, how's this Aubrey-Wadonger, 50 Pappies born? That'd be nice for good news? Doesn't have to be bad news all the time. Yeah, how's this Aubrey Wadonga? 50 puppies born. That'd be nice for the news, wouldn't it? How's this like a little little Timmy the fat kid got himself a girlfriend?

Yay, she doesn't it's not a fetishized thing. She likes him for him. She likes him for him. She likes him for oh, that's one of my favorite songs So, actually, can we put on she likes him for him? Would you guys mind if we throw it to a song? Yeah. I mean, this is the radio. And we haven't played a lot of music. But that's because it's talkback radio. So the music is actually quite confronting and confusing.

Yeah. Also, there's, I've just realized there is seven. Every time you speak, I'm going'm gonna play this by the way. Okay. There is eight hosts of the show. Yeah. That's too many hosts. Oh, you're a special guest. What's going on? It's fairly loud.

So is this sort of like an introduction, say I say? Ah yes. Hello. Welcome to the country music show. Today we will be talking about all things country music. From Troy Castle Daily to the Carol Kids Kid with his husband. Oh no, my friends get off. I should have put it outside. Oh my god, answer it!

No, not get it, dad. Oh my god, answer it! No, not gagged ads. Oh my god, who is that? No, I'm not gagged ads, answer it. It's just a clean of it. I just bloomed. I've put something in. I don't, I don't, I hope this doesn't offend you, Zad. Yeah, I think it will, but I think I need to be offended for leaving my family.

Your phone is at the volume of 85-year-old. It's so loud. You feel like you're a phone. And man is always on silent. It's very loud. Do you know why? It's not my phone. It's blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, my phone.

It's because I've been doing a rocket rental around Australia. No, no, no, there's bullshit. Do you know what it is? It's actually because I got in the habit of thinking I didn't realize that if your phone was on silent, the alarm still go off. So I turn it up loud, so I hear the alarm, so now wake up in the morning. Just, but someone recently told me I know you know you know But I'm just in the habit of it

So from now on I'll put my phone on silent you're doing that British thing where you gradually become the queen I think I became the queen quite early on in the piece. Does the iPhone still have the little nub They're pussy to silence Yes, yeah, I thought you have the little nub They're pussy to silence Yes I thought you just used the nub I just used the nub It made me feel like, what? Wow, she was using the nub

In the morning Can't tell the hell bit of the nub Can't tell the hell bit of the nub Can't tell the hell bit of the nub Can't tell the hell bit of the nub Can't tell the hell bit of the new. I'm not skipping the hair, but the nib. I'm not saying, Braden, I think you're more than fair to say that my phone call is loud because I think that it was very unprofessional of meeting my friend on during the podcast.

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Oh hello Michelle. Hi guys, how are you? We just did the actual Super Show. So this is Michelle Brazier. She's carrying on the album tour with her to Don, but she's coming to me over the next Friday. Now, this episode's gonna come out much after they had- She wasn't in a great tour. Yes, we should plug it more in the last part.

Michelle, what's been your favorite thing about being on tour with their old damn auntie down the bull? What is that? What's your favorite pizza or pasta? Oh, I, okay, so I like, I get dominoes, I get vegan cheese, I get, like a vegan avocado veg. I change the sauce to barbecue sauce. And then I get pineapple on it, I remove the onion, I understand that's not everyone's pizza,

that's actually, that's something that works in my advantage. And then pasta, I love like a basil pesto pasta. I can't move pasta. I actually, I was recently at Sam's house. He had a Korean pesto and that's changed my life. Sam is a friend of mine. He works in comedies like a writer. Korea on the P.O. Stole.

He what he's asking now is, how are you enjoying the tour? Good. Michelle, can you bring the tour? Um, good. Michelle, can you bring it out? No, I love it so much. Is the car, yeah, the youth, the state, of the basil? What is asking now? No, no, no.

It sounds sometimes. Let Broden fucking translate my fucking question. What is saying now is, how do you pair a pair with a drink? Okay, so I go all right. What's the flavor palette of this? What have I got? Okay, I've got a bit of sweet. Got a bit of salt. Mommy. I've got this salt. A bit of mommy. Mommy. I'll be my mommy.

I always have. And then I call my mommy's a mommy which, which one do I have with my pasta and my mum says how much And I say no, that's what I have was gonna start And I say I'm gonna put seven young Fuck with this I'm gonna put a 7-year-old frog with this. I'm the writer again. I'm gonna put a 7-year-old frog with this doll, yeah. It's me from example.

It's layered, it's layered, it's layered, it's layered, it's layered. That's how I do it. It's a context. It's the only version of the, she likes me for me song that was from our childhood. It's called Haylonado and the only one on Spotify is this live version where the cunts fuck around for a minute with free, pre-lood guitar. That's what we do on the album tour. People like, I want to hear exactly

this incredible musical pace. Yeah. And we're like, nah. Michelle. We're gonna fuck around. Yeah, there is a bit of that. You like me for me? Not because I look like Pavarotti or that guy who's, yeah.

Michelle, I just want to, I just want to, That's what I have to do. or that guy who's, yeah. Yeah. The show. I just want to, I just want to, That's what I'm sorry for. I just want to cycle back here for a second. I hope you don't mind. You mentioned your favorite pizza being the Domino's vegan pizza where you order avocado.

The two times you've ordered that on tour with us. Yeah. From two separate Domino's. Yeah. Very sneakily tried to replace the avocado with capsicum. I just wanted to hear your thoughts on that. I'm so mad about it. So I write a case, this is like a special Facebook group.

There's just for vegan cheese people who have dominoes. They get food, they get their feedback. I put it on the thing and it was not approved. I posted it on the wall, I was like, what's this about? Expecting, oh hey, Michelle, we'll send you a freak garlic bread next time. Sorry for being sneaky and they're like not approved They just didn't let it put I don't know. I'm upset and I've got I've got a I've got a personal message them I did get a free replacement pizza both times, but it was a disappointment. I had to wait We finished the tour quite late. So I was like already late and then like what do I do? Have a bath?

I got to wait for another pizza. I'm upset about it. Cap's comes up with the same Zavocado. It's a completely different thing. We can talk to the haird. Do you know who I was about to say we're verging very close to bringing in a very important character? Yeah, you want to do it?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. How's it going, boys? Oh, wow. I was in Don May, but. Well,. Yeah but I was coming in the chicken on the show. Wow okay. Evil is that a good time. No no no. We weren't talking we were talking

we were talking about pizza. It's Malin Rotten down in the old studio, lowest ratings all time. That's because we left about two minutes ago We just walked out of the studio That it explained the ratings yeah, the call boards going off They're gonna get back to work Tom is about non-30 in the morning Chicken Charlie. What happened? Whoa.

Oh, goin' boy. 10 minutes ago. Wait, wait, wait. I'm going to suck off some lampposts, boys. Lampposts. See ya, boy. Chicken Charlie. Chicken Charlie, before you go.

Yeah. We heard that it is your wedding anniversary. Oh, that's right. post. See ya boy. Checking Charlie before you go. We heard that it is your wedding anniversary. Oh that's right. So we're just putting your wedding anniversary of the Maritini is the same copper. Let me tell you what, he still fucks me as good as he did when we started. What's the time? It's fantastic. I do. Is 8 30 in the morning boy.

It's not how time works. It's 8 30 in the morning boys. Well, anyway, chicken chally, we all pitched in and we got you a little present for you and you. Oh, Gok! Gok! Did you call me? Yes, yes, here it is. It's a talking chicken. No, chicken chally. Gok!

No, it's chicken chally. Sorry, Charlie! Oh god! No it's chicken Charlie. Oh god. Sorry I was wrong. Hey chicken Charlie. Good day I'm chicken Charlie. I appear when someone makes a slight mistake in the word of chicken Charlie. But Gork, who wants some free Chabani yogurt? Did I say chicken Charlie? Yes, but that's okay.

It's all buttons. Who want some Chabani yogurt? Bagoq. Oh, not me. Thanks. None for me. Chicken Charlie. Yo good, a go boys. Okay. See a chicken Charlie. My chicken Charlie. You want to know what I'm gonna do? No. Yeah, I would. So I got one now. I got one yes I got you decided vote But go all right see you later boys see later checking Charlie come back. Yeah. What are you trying to do? What about trying to do? Keep this bloody show on the rail

Okay, bye see you boys He you know you just want to be the boy's Michelle. Say you boys. Say you're checking Charlie. You know, he may be weird, but he gets resolved. Imagine you got a lot of friends and boys Michelle. No, I love women. Alright, say you're later, boy.

Okay. Well, you're checking Charlie. The gawk. The hill. Oh, I forgot., boy. Okay. Well, check in, Charlie. The gawk. The hilt? Oh, I don't know your name. Buck. Buck to Bill. Ah, bok choy bill. Yeah. Should we get back to the radio? I'm announcing today that England has gone to war with Germany. It is very sad on this day that two great allies for hundreds of years have gone to war. But today we must accept the reality that they are now our enemy. It was hard when the Titanic sank into the ocean two years ago. The hill?

But these would be our greatest challenges. What year is it? It's somewhere around 1914. I don't know my World War I history as well as I know my World War II history. Although it's not World War I yet, it as I know my World War Two history. Although it's not World War One yet, it's just a war with Germany at this point. It's just a big war. Yes, France, Vietnam has been assassinated.

The entire group were on a rock and roll tour and they all got shot. Are you the queen? No, no, because it would have been a clever foy. No, no, I'm the dad, I'm the daddy in a king, I king joy. And the daddy of downtown Aubrey. That's what they call me. And what makes you a daddy? I just run the town and I make all the ladies feel yummy. And they, when all the ladies feel yummy and they come up to y'all, what's the food, how you make a lady feel extra space? And all the leaders feel yummy. Yeah. And they come up to y'all. Yeah.

What's the foot, how do you make a leader feel extra space? I say I respect you. And you should start a business. And you don't need anything that you feel. You know what, if you want to be a director that would be great, we need more female directors. I say get into the writers rooms I say get into politics and they say okay daddy

And that's a little just that little like they get well Springfield probably I'm like let's empower ourselves like let's you know what let's spread this worldwide Let's give you educate girls like give women power and they're like, okay, daddy Just really big let's do all these positives, but I would prefer it if you called me daddy. It's important. They call me daddy king George the fifth Here's my king What year is what you we go wall? What year is it? What year we go war. That teen to any fold.

14. Correct. World War One started in 2014. Oh, let's do a bit. I'm going to say 14. I'm going to say 15. That was crazy. Pretty sure it was 1924.

Okay, okay. 14. Yes. That was 14, yep. Jenna, Jenna, Jenna, Jenna, Jenna, Jenna, Jenna, Jenna, Jenna, That was a world where I'm trivia. When did you say 24? Yeah.

That were all doing flap addresses. You don't do flap addresses if you've got a wall. That's my wall, wall, wall, wall. Let's do 24 trivia. Jenna, Jenna, Jenna, Jenna, Jenna, Jenna, Jenna, Jenna, When Jack Bauer was, duh, what happened? Jack Bauer was at the, what's the first shop he ever went to in season one? Oh, you Jack Bauer?

I don't know. Is this from Laos? I've never seen, I've never seen 24. I've never seen 24. Oh. Target? Yeah. It was Target.

Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, all right, question two. What is Jack Bauer's, oh, oh, this is what is Jack Bauer's. What is Jack Bauer's, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Jack Bowers? Oh, oh, this is what is Jack. What is Jack Bowers? Jack Bowers. Favorite kind of torture. Waterboarding. I'm going to say, take the dick, you stretch it out and then you just tickle the bottom.

Okay? And yeah, I'm going to say a stern talking too. Incorrect, it's taking a wet tea towel, shoving it down the person's throat until it gets to their stomach. Once the stomach lining activates, gets around the tea towel, it's pulling the tea towel out, thus removing the stomach lining, creating a stomach without a stomach lining, so that the stomach acid burns through the stomach and the person dies slowly over two to three days and it's extracting their information while they do that.

Question number three. What is Jack Bauer's surname? Brasia. Brasia? Broden? Broden. Broden? Sutherland.

Sutherland. Incorrect. It's Bauer. Jack Bauer. It was a trick question. The answer was in the question. Well boys It's been such a day. No, let's keep this party going. Okay. It's me Loretta and I got a question for you Okay in the television show 24 What book is it based on Shut up. It it based on?

It's based on my life in a day. Okay All right, the book. Yeah, the tweets by rolled down. All right Is based on the hunger games the movie wrong? It is Sophie's choice It is based on the book Sophie's's choice. Oh, you're starring Meryl Streit. I'm upset about the torture. Well, that's 24, yeah. I had to make a selfish choice recently. Oh, did you? Yeah, I had to choose between a croissant plane or a croissant with ham and cheese and I was like Sophie's choice.

I don't think you understand the complexities and gravity that that work is so bad. I understand gravity. Have you seen gravity? I have it all in my pocket, I'm like a lot of... Yes, I've seen gravity. Oh my god. I see gravity every day. Hop out of bed.

There it is. That's very funny but have you seen the film? No I'm saying, I have a TV set up next to my bed. I would love that. That film is so powerful. That's very funny, but have you seen the film? No, I'm saying, I have a TV set up next to my bed. I would love that. That film is so powerful. That's incredible. I'm gonna say. It's so well, isn't it?

Yeah, you watch it and you're like, right. I'm in space. I get it. I'm in space. Yes. That opening shot, it's like one shot, and I'm like, is this the one shot? And you're like, yes, it is.

Like, you watch it one time, you're like, yes. I think the film is a thought and analogy for grief. It's an analogy on grief, and it's an analogy on just, wow, wow. You know, did you just go, wow? I started on, I started on Hoi Tick Stream screen. That's incredible. And I was like, wow. Yeah, I started at cinema and over because I support small businesses.

Okay, small businesses, small screens. I started in stream screen. I guess. So I, small businesses, small screens. I saw it in the stream screen. Time to wrap up the show. That's right, what's the time? It's 7.30 yesterday night. I just want to say again, thank you all so much for having me on the show. Thank you all for welcoming me to the show. I think you're for welcoming me because you're a wonderful program. Just have to walk.

A goodbye. I got nothing to say. You want to raise your... Oh, yeah, go. Do you have any bullshit you want to plug? Um, if you guys want to come over to my house, I'm moving. I'm just moving to...

I'm in the... Street. Are you doing something in Perth? Oh yeah. I'm doing a show. Come to Double Deadm Chosen Perth in Adelaide and Melbourne later on. And...

Okay, and we get tickets, boys. Oh, you can get them, I'm just if you Google double-dead-uncomedy tickets in that city then you'll come up and as well um if there's any um if there's any industry out there come I'd love to be any movie or your play. still industry as well? still industry I'd love to be in that if the um yeah. do you want to promote anything that you're not involved in just something you think is cool yeah go and see the merger um well you're in the merger yeah okay wow okay go and get into Angie Donna um you're in you're not involved in

to something you've liked recently I would go and get yourself a domino's pizza with Hawaiian. Gohill? With, was it? What's Hawaiian apple? Pineapple. And thank you so much for joining us on the Artina Podcast. You've been listening to the Artina Podcast. Thanks for joining us for another rip-episode brought to you by ArtinaClub.com.

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