Aunty Donna Podcast - The Death of Angelina, Jack Dwayne and Grand Designs Batman

Episode Date: May 19, 2026

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This is a Grouse House podcast. Hello and welcome to the Auntie D podcast. I'm Grand Design's Batman. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry that we're still here. Today we forge a wonderful adventure where we meet a family in Brighton, the south of England, where they're engaging the land, the cliff faces of England. With, against Harvey Quinn.

I'm joined by Angelina. a small Italian woman. Hello. Andham and Jack Twain, a private school educated, sort of do nothing. And we're... Get out there, here you going.

Thanks, family. We have 48 podcasts into our journey as the hosts of the Ansit on the podcast. Join us today on a wonderful adventure through the world of improvisational comedy. Yes, yes. As well as topics, events,

and the Dow Jones. My name's Grand Designs Batman. Please don't unsubscribe and welcome. Hi, gents. How are you? Oh, good. Great, Guy, Batman. GDB, as I call you?

I'm a good day. How are you all? Yeah, great. Do you want to tell the audience, maybe there's some people listening, they're not watching it on the, they're not watching it? Do you want to tell them about the prank I played on you

before we started rolling, right? Oh, sure, absolutely. So I've got a pink mug that you got me with a cup of coffee. Yeah, I said, don't worry, guys, I'll get you the coffees. I got normal ones for me and Angelina, pink one for you. Yeah, that's right. Oh, it doesn't bother me at all. No, no, it doesn't bother.

No, yeah, nothing wrong with... It's okay to be... Yeah, nothing wrong with that. I just thought it'd be funny to give you a pink mug. Yeah, I mean, it's just, it's fine. I like it. Yeah, no, I totally agree, nothing, but it's funny to give you a pink mug. You see, you're born this way?

I don't. With the mug. Yeah, I, yeah. That's right. I like a pink mug. Yes, yeah. Jack, what's news, mate? Well, I do actually have some big news. I have some big news, guys.

Oh, really? Now, I just want to be really clear here. I wanted to tell you on air because I wanted to talk to you guys about it. Oh, Jesus Christ. This is some of the big news for the anti-dea podcast. Maybe big a change of comedy, so why. I can't work to tell Alfred about it when I get back to the back cave. So I have been offered a job at my dad's law firm.

Okay, all right, okay. It is full-time. Doing your wits your job. It would be, it would be, it would be, it would be working sort of as a, as sort of an assistant, sort of helping out. I did do a law degree, so it would be sort of putting that in place and hopefully, yeah, I think the goal of becoming a lawyer. I haven't said yes yet. I haven't said yes yet.

I was talking to him more about just doing it part-time, but he offered me a full-time job, and he did sit me down and he said, you know, if you're going to do this, I need you in this, and you're going to have to stop with all this sort of silly business. So what's the silly business? This, this podcast, and my dreams of being an audio. Oh, no, he's crying. Being the next car sanderlans. He's crying, Angelina.

No, I'm not crying. You have a job, you make it the money. That makes this emotional announcement, like, makes the whole pink mug thing even more confusing. Yeah, see. Well, it's all right to feel stuff, you know, as a guy. It's all right to have mental health bad days. Oh, the black dog. You know, the black dog, all that.

and it's all right to cry yes but I I haven't said yes yet you should maybe say yes because those numbers we floundered around the other day

were just completely and utterly unattainable yes it's not this is not sustainable yeah it's not sustanabale

yeah what's the word I'm looking for sustainable sustainable sustainable Yeah, sustainable. I like Sustanabane.

Sustainable. I got to say I have had... Sustanabine. I have had the most... Sustanabale. Sustainable. Sustainable. No, Sastigiani.

Sustainable. I can get to that place through a tunnel. Sustainable. Sustainable. Sustainable. Sustainable. Sustainable. Sustainable?

Sustainable? Wait, sustanable. Sustainable. Sustainable. I'm like to have the sastrogen in the morning. Sustagin or Lukazade. Yes, I'm a lookazade too. Guys, I have never been happier than I have been over the last two months working with the two of you.

Oh, and absolutely the same for me. I've only been, I've had this much joy when I've captured the Joker and taken them back to Arkham Asylum. Yeah. You should be a nice time for me too. I am. Get me out of the house. Yeah. You know, if you had told me when I was just a little kid at St. Kebs,

that I'd one day be hanging out with an old Italian lady learning about her culture, learning about her way of life. I know. And Batman, but also grand designs. Yeah. I would have said, yeah, if that's what I want, then I can achieve that. and the fact that I have is so wonderful but I just

I don't know if there's a future in this and yeah I'm really serious I think there's a chance that makes money look at the likes of like in the comedy world look at like Laino and Woodley or look at like tripod or it can make money

yeah but this this yeah you only write a book now yoni wrote a book you only wrote a book Yon from tripod.

Yon from tripod wrote a book. I think so, yes. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. So, you know, there's a thing you can do from this. Bronn Lewis wrote a book. Bronner wrote a book.

Yonnie wrote the book. The original Arne Donner wrote a book. I was hoping that we would write a book. About what? Grand Designs, Batman, crypto and Italian culture. We can still do that. Penguin will literally take anything. That we do.

Take the dek am knock on the other day. More book and more book. If you pitch them, Grand Designs Batman Crypto old Italian stuff. They'd ask you to explain it. Yeah, I think there would be a few hoops we'd have to get through. But they'd want to hear more. Yeah, they would hear more.

It would not be a stretch now. It's just a chapter about houses and chapter about Batman, a chapter about crypto. We'd have to make the case for it. They go, okay, yeah, just a bit more information. Please come in and have a meeting. But no straight away, no, no, no, no, not a no thank you. No.

They're lovely, these people, the penguin. You know what, guys, this riffing, this joy, I'm not going to take the job. No, you should know. You should attack it. Just stop. You don't have to make such rash decisions. I love you guys. But yes, but to make money with the deal.

this, four, maybe five a year, why, take a long time, all your, so much sacrifice. Yeah, you're right. You know, you have this beautiful opportunity to do. But if you love it here, I think you should stay. Yeah, because if I stay, I'm in it for the log hall.

Yeah, I agree. If I stay, I'm here forever. Okay. I'm here forever. What are you guys thinking? Where are you at? If I leave, what's going to happen with? It's probably the right time to bring up that I've got some news.

Wow. What's the decent news, eh? Huh? What's the decent news, eh? Sorry, I didn't hear the first time. Look, I was speaking this morning to the fat controller on the train here. So you need Thomas a tanker too? Yeah, that's right, yeah.

I catch the trains with the big faces. Wait a second here. You're also a Thomas the tank engine? No, I get on Thomas the tank engine to work. I just live in that world. I spoke to the fat controller. Do you know Thomas the Tank Engine based on a character where there were other trains

and then Andrew Lloyd Webber made a musical about all the other trains? What? Andrew Lloyd Webber made a musical where all the characters are trains and they wear and all the actors wear roller skates. It's called Starlight Express. It's based on the same intellectual property as Thomas A Tank Engine. But not Thomas? No, I don't know.

I've not seen it. My dad sat me down this morning, Thomas Wayne. He's dead, mate. Yeah, but he's a ghost. Oh. And he offered me a job as the head of grand designs. Well, you're already doing that. Yeah, but as the head.

What are you now? Where are you now? I just work, Brandon. Maybe just take a break for one sec. Go to an ad, maybe. I'm bearing myself here, Angelina. Just to come back to finish this story. Welcome back.

Batman, GDB, or Grand Design's Batman, bearing his soul, the ghost of his father, Thomas Wayne, has appeared to him. Is this ghost from a different universe? Or, and I just need to check, did the scarecrow blow any powder in your face before you saw this ghost? Oh, this is a good question because the scarecrow can make you sitting and not there. That's true, yeah, he did this morning. I went down to Arkham and he blew some. and I saw horrible, horrible things. Oh no.

Yeah, see, this is what's happened. The Scarecrow has seen the power that this podcast has for you, the way you can connect to people. You've been using hard power for a long time. He's seen the soft power that it gives you. And he's gone, this podcast is a threat. What do you mean by hard power and soft power? You're not familiar with that concept?

So hard power, it's a geopolitical term. So hard power is... sort of armies, wars, militaries. Soft power is like a... Oh, right. This podcast. BBC worldwide or ABC in the Asia Pacific or... Or EDF.

What? EDF. What's EDF? EDF. EDF. Yes. What's EDF? Your soft power.

What's EDF? You rectile dysfunction. What? A erectile dysfunction. What? Soft power. Very good. It's just a little joke about how the Kunaite.

Why is dis and function two words? It's probably just the E.D. Just a little joke about how... Me personally, I prefer a bit of E.D.M. Hit it. Sure. But just about how to Kunato sometimes and not get strong. I'm sorry.

Do you guys like EDS? Yeah, I love it. Takes you back to that. The beaches of Spain. Puerto Rico! Puerto Rico. Oh! Take it away, Angelina.

I like to say sorry for the... I like to say sorry for the joke about the soft cunato. Ola! It was rude of me to come in with a joke about the soft cunato. Me Damos, Jack! and me I'mo Angelina Yes I was visited by the scarecrow

Blue stuff into my face He said Then Thomas Wayne came back from the dead He said come and be the CEO of Grand Designs And oh Ah I need to take that role Because it sounds really promising It's a great opportunity for me

Buenos Noches, signorita Dear then, Fax I have some news Oh, oh, what is it? I have a summer news Oh no, what is it? Well, first, are you going to take this grand design away?

I don't think it's real, actually. Yeah, I don't think that's real. It's a great opportunity, whether it's real or not. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I have some of the news. Oh, no, what's your news? I'm going to die.

I have the rare disease in the blood. Yeah. They can't cure. They can't fix up, but I'm not sure. I'm not sure if I want to take it because I'm tired. You're tired, man. So what do your boys think? I think you need to follow your heart.

I need you to keep fighting for me. I'm a nomad. bigger sleeper dog yeah hey this teetow's still here from last week you miss it he did some female characters were using a wig as a I did a chick character showed the difference between chicks and dudes

wow yeah pretty funny he was sort of telling you Angelina was just telling you about how she's dying yeah but she said that it has to be her choice and I respect that it's been good knowing yeah Angelina well I'm not a dead yet but soon

Wow. What would your last meal be? I mean, what would your last meal be? My last meal, you know, not much. You know, maybe some soup to start. Then maybe... Oh, no, he's going on one of them runs. One of those list runs.

Maybe a little bit of meat for second. You know, like colleta, lamb coletta, maybe some potato and salad. the side there. Yeah, he's doing that thing. Then maybe some fresh fruit after this one and maybe some tiramisu way. Do you know he should go for this? The Big Lamanor

The Big Lamanor at Essendon. The Shain knows about the big limana. The big lamana is up here, this is where I go. That's heaven. I would agree. If I got to heaven, it was the Big Lamanah, I would be that happy. All the motor you could pray for. Yeah, and they've got a Tiramasu station. Oh, I love this tiramassou.

Biscoff flavored. If you just try it. The big La Manor is a big Italian shop in Essendon. Near the airport. It's worth the trip. Yeah, do yourself a favour. Get down to the La Manor. Grand design it is. Guys, I got a bit of an announcement.

Please. Oh, no. I've been in a relationship with Angelina. Yes, yes. For a number of months now. I have left my good. your friend to be with Angelina. I know there is a shocking age gap here, but I love her.

I did not know you do this on the podcast. I've got to say it, Angelina. We've got to say it. I know, but if you're, if you're, if you're making the choice to die, then I want the world to know while you're still here that I love you. Okay. I always just have a bit of fun, but I did not know you. feel this away.

I love you. I left my girlfriend for you. Yes. I said don't do this. And I've made the decision. This explains the fucking in the green room I saw the other day. Yes. That's why we...

The hardcore fuck fest that I saw in there. She's a beautiful woman. She knows things. That hardcore... That fuck that... I'll call it a fuck down. Yes. Yeah.

Yeah, absolutely. She fucks me. Yes. Sometimes I get on top. I like that you stopped holding hands. I never done this before, but you like it. I love it. I love her. And if you're going to leave this world, Egelina, then I can't. I can't.

You're going to kill yourself? No, I'm not going to kill myself. Okay, good. Good, they don't do this. It's not the word. It's a bit full on. Work at your dad's law firm maybe? No.

Build a grand design. I've learned by following my heart and fucking you, Angelina. In the green room, that's. That I have to listen to my heart and my loins. And that's why I've decided that I will not be taking my dad's offer. Great. And I tell you, you should take that offer either. And we should keep doing it.

this because I know that it's been bad for months and I know we've lost a lot of listeners actually as I say that I think maybe I should quit um no Jack Twain I'm over two minds yeah

because uh uh uh it's a struggle what we're seeing is the inner turmoil of a of a character and their creator Fighting an internal... Can you put some intense dramatic music on?

Yeah, because I want to live, right? I have a creator that wants to kill me, but I want to live. Do you understand? I understand. Jack Dwayne and his creator inside. The creator is saying, I want the character to keep going too, but deep down, they know that they must stop. No, the creator. The creator of this character, Zach Rewain.

Last night watched a clip of us doing South African Sam's and thought I hope that at some point we can get this podcast back to a place where I could do other characters. But then I put, I came here today, I was really, I woke up, it's what it's like, I go to sleep, I wake up, I woke up today as Jack Dwayne with my blonde hair. And I woke up as Grand Design's Batman. And I said, and I said, Zach, I don't want to die. So

Here's my challenge to you, Zach If you're watching this Which you won't Because you don't watch the podcast back I'll listen to them I wait No, my going We have some breaking news

Tom, can you do the breaking news please Just the little button Press a little button Breaking news Encelina's dead There is a a cold dead corpse in the core do some sad music Tom

Sir I've got We've got play the breaking music music But make sure it's cool Tom We've got some breaking news I play the breaking news music No no the one you just Breaking news

After 97 wonderful years Of fucking Jack Dwayne This is from our live show. This is from Drem. Isn't it? Yeah. Oh yeah, it's when Chris Kenny...

After 97 wonderful years of making chicken collector, having a wonderful tiramisu, maybe a bit of red snapper, prawns, salmon, maybe a bit of abalone. Awesome, you know, beef. Abigail has passed away

Angelina has passed away Angelina has passed away Angelina is survived by her seven children and her fuck toy Zach, I mean Jack Duane but let's list the children now Yeah

She's survived by her seven children Maria Kelly Holiday Uh Ante Antonio is that Maya Mitchell

Mario Mario Yoshi And of course How many have we done Alessandra Alessandro Alessandro

Alessandro White I'm trying to remember I had a friend named Alex but his full name was Alessandro I think But am I just thinking of Alejandro

the Lady Gaga song. Either way. And of course her 27 grandchildren. Bert LeBonte. Maya Mitchell the second. Dan Andrews.

Mitchell Kelly. Mitchell Kelly. Scott Bonano. Jim Jim our editor. Lucius. Lucy over there

Stephen Sondheim Ray Fines Steven Spielberg The guy who wrote Marion Max and that clay guy Oh yeah Adam Elliot

Quark The entire band of regurgitator Nog Andrew Oh Osher Gunsberg Rom Yumi Steins And of course

Wait how many that's 18 well 18 you said 27 I did I say 27 I did I say 27 9 more fuck um

Nerice Nerrille meadows commander Cisco Kath Lofnan Captain John Luke Piccard Kelly Underwood Dada

Jared Waitley And of course Little Rosabella Her memory lives on In all of her grandchildren And her five great-grandchildren Uh Mick Malloy

Um Uh The Wachowski sisters That's one That's one That's one Um Um

Um Um Um All four ninja turtles That's one weird name, Maya Mitchell the third. Alison White. Wow.

Wow. What a legacy. Legacy. What a legacy, beautiful Angelina has left behind. I'll always remember her for a warm humor, her kind heart. And... Yeah, and the sex stuff. And the sex stuff.

I was always a very shallow man. Shallow Hal, if you will. Dating, yeah, shallow how, dating, um, dating hot chicks hotter than I, with too high of a standard and then Tony Robbins put a curse on me to see what was on the inside. So when I first met Angelina, I thought she looked like Gwyneth Paltrow. My friends could see that she was an old Italian lady. And then when the curse was lifted, because, uh,

George with a piggy tail I found out how to lift the curse I finally saw Angelina as the old lady and it made sense why all the chairs were breaking I was rude to her in that moment because I didn't know as my Angelina but I see now that I was shallow and I want to be with her

but then she died because she was really old but I will go on looking for another old chick because that's my thing now beautiful speech jack beautiful you know I always saw us

doing this podcast for many many years oh no breaking news breaking news breaking news Batman Grand Design's Batman or GDB

as he is known to his friends is dead. He is survived by his butler, Wayne, Dwayne. What's his name? Alfred. Alfred. Oh, he's Wayne. He's Bruce Wayne.

He's survived by his butler, by his butler, Wayne. And his legacy of looking at nice houses, doubting them and then coming around to how nice they are when he visits at the end. I never truly knew Grand Design's Batman What made him tick But I considered him a friend

When I told him that I was Bonn and Angelina He didn't judge me And that was something that I always appreciated So I guess now It's just me Jack Dwayne The sole surviving member of the Annie D podcast Breaking news

Jack Dwayne has passed away on the set of the Outter-Denna podcast It's about 30 minutes in, maybe 28 So I think I'll just Wrap up the podcast here Thank you so much I guess I should say

A little in-memorium for Jack Dwayne Put on the same music Oh yeah, okay, sure sure Does that fuck I wish I knew You got to go on with that lyric Hang on. Jack was all right. He was a bit of a cunt on the surface,

but I think deep down he had a good soul. It's not his fault. He went to Skev's and really fucked him up a lot. It would have been a lot of pressure from his dad and stuff. I do think he was a good person deep down. We'll be back next week, I guess, with three new hosts of the Auntie Donner podcast. And yeah, rest in peace.

Designs Batman, Jack Dwayne and Angelene. Breaking news here at the Auntie Dunner podcast, just like the great blip, the Angeline and the bodies and the remains of Angeline, Jack Dwayne and Grand Design's Batman have turned to dust in the wind. And their bodies and souls have disappeared from this plane of existence. May we meet them in the next life. Auntie Donner. You've been listening to the Auntie Donner podcast.

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