Aunty Donna Podcast - The History Of The Modern World

Episode Date: January 9, 2019

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A list-nuff production. Hello and thank you for joining us today on the Anti-Donna podcast. I'm Mark Bonanno and we're here today. We don't have Brodon or Zach in today. Both of them off, they just said they needed to get away together. They got a, I think they went on the spirit it has meaning or something.

They just go on the other Hobart, checking out Mona together. That was just their thing. They needed to get away. And each to their own, I personally can't fucking stand spending any time with them outside of the anti-donut office, that's just me, I don't know why they would ever want to be spend more time with each other, that fucks me up thinking about it. But what we do have in store tonight for a limited time offer is two of the world's most well-versed and intelligent historians.

Because a lot of people were calling me on the sub-reddit, I think they were using the term fucking dumb cunt because I didn't know when World War II or World War I started. And so we've decided to get in a couple of historians to teach me history and walk me through exactly what did happen in the history of the modern world. So we have our third or Tom. Oh well not for sure, but thank you very much. Oh well you act quite nightly. Oh that's very kind of you, Marley. Yes now I'm a historian at Deakin, a doctor rather than a sir and I do have, I focus on history from a storytelling on narrative perspective I focus on history from a storytelling on narrative perspective, but I can definitely help you out with a few dates and that sort of thing.

Thank you, and I appreciate that. I'm looking forward to learning some facts and potentially figures. Oh, thank you very much, Mark. Let me tell you one thing I can't wait to teach you all about history because a lot of people think history is very concrete thing that is actually I know it's not concrete because concrete is when you get little rocks smash them up mix them with water and then it can make something quite solid like concrete. Now I can't tell you exactly how concrete works I can tell you though the ancient Romans found a way to set concrete underwater years before we did. That was a lost technology. I can tell you that. I can't tell you how it works.

Now are you, how are you with your nasal passage? Are you a little, do you have a deviated septum? I have a deviated septum and I do do have that and I do have I'm just a very heavy breather and right Imagine it would drive your partner a little bit crazy I don't have a partner currently. I like to think of Cleopatra is my partner All right, that's a life. He is my partner and Starlin is my partner. Stalin is my partner. Those are my partners, the books and the learning and some of my students.

Okay, that's weird. And now, on my right, we of course have ancient Greek historian. And I'm not sure if I'm pronouncing this right, so please tell me if I'm wrong. Herodotus. Yo, you brew on herodotus yo, I'm a ancient Greek historian, bro. I'm from Epping check me out So so agent Greek historian from yeah boy. Yeah, my Fully sick fully sick scone line man got got your sick skyline but you do need to learn how not to talk over others. Oh yeah, yeah I can do that bro. Okay, so I'm here to learn.

Okay. You alright bro? I can only breathe through one of my nasal passages and even that's a straw We're we're here to we're here to I'm here to So sorry, I don't know if you can hear that sound But for some reason my dog Tazzo has decided to try and tear up the carpet so that's in the background. Let's just ignore it the best we can on Greek men That's the thing bro. Well, I heard and correct me if I'm wrong my sister and my sister-in-law's abusive ex-boyfriend

once said to her in an argument That the Greeks invented science and he used that as a way to sort of emotionally invented science and he used that as a way to sort of emotionally manipulate her into believing that He was right about some fucking bullshit that didn't matter. They're longer together Is it true is what? The man said who if he commits even another slight felony may be going to jail Is it true? You sure this is the path you want to go there? Is it true? Legal perspective where you might have to edit some of that. That was fine. Is it true

that the Greeks invented science? Oh dude bro it's pretty simple man. So the middle English science, the word science actually comes from the Latin bro, comes from the fucking Latin knowledge. So the pursuit Of basically how things are made have coined the phrase science to mean a certain part of knowledge Obviously we have knowledge of best skylons obviously we have knowledge about where's the best place to park it? Epping but I'm telling you men science means knowledge, bro. So whatever you know that science And also the most place to get the best cababbo imagine you've got absolutely mean of so lucky yeah that's what I have should I go kill myself no no no no no no is that be good for the podcast I look it would it would it make a lot of other

people feel better who knows we can't really we don't but I'm just putting that out there man because this is a character I sort of just looked up historians right that's the first one came up her editor this year He's Greek and I won though I go a lot Greek face you're a ditus or her Reddit I think you can go either way men I think that's up to you and it's up to interpretation because we don't know he read it to us But what I'm telling you men you okay, bro. I'm just listening Yeah fair enough. So, Theodore Tom, you...

Doctor. Doctor. So, Doctor Theodore Tom. No, no, no, no. I believe it's Theodore Tom Doctor. Theodore Tom Doctor. Sir. No, sorry, it's Doctor Theodore Tom Doctor.

Doctor, so you're... Yeah, he's a doctor, man. So, some respect. Well, how have I not been showing respect? Because you did not say his last name first and then you did not say his problem You remind me and my cousins man. You remind me and my cousins will probably related me Even though we might be you know, you're a your Greek. Well, I'm Italian. Yeah, same stuff is very Well, it's they're near each other and we're both considered

Wags, yeah, that's right. We're different. We're very different men We're very different very different, but also we're different, but we're the same Which is now man you show respect to doctor Tom Tim Tom doctor Dr. Theodore Tom doctor Oh, dude, I would seriously consider getting getting that checkmate. Have you I had when I was 20 I had a deviated septal Always going in these own history. Which I do know a fair bit about. And this is the thing about history. It's a living thing, you know,

that these were living people telling their stories. So I said that. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh. Oh. Now, Dr. Theodore Tom, Dr. What is it about history that you can teach me? Because I, I very famously in this podcast, said that World War II started around about 1945.

I've now learned that of course that's when it ended and it started around about 39. Uh, officially in, I think officially it started in 41 when America got involved. Oh, so no, that's, uh, that's 41 when America got involved. Oh, so no, that's officially when America got involved. The war started, isn't it? But it wasn't a world war until America got involved. This war, I think, certainly the Americans think so.

That's just what I... Have you ever thought of getting like a strepsil or maybe a soothing? Well when I was when I was studying at the ACU that's very near to the ENOs and throat hospital and I did I did drop into a specialist and it's actually the ironia hospital man. Yes and they you'll have to do. D'Aurea Parade man. Does that knowledge sort of doctor I just like to notice that knowledge come from you being a famous Greek historian or you just familiar with that

No, I moved to Melbourne in 1992 I moved there from Greece now I live in Melbourne man and how old were you when you moved? I was 4,000 years old Melbourne and and how old were you when you moved I was 4,000 years old 4,000 but I should say man that only historian I'm a historian but only in particularly in the history of David Deesmaid right are you only history of David Deesmaid on anything about DVDs well can you tell me actually I am interested in one thing about digital video discs I believe that's what the I don't know I just know the initialism sorry stands for is that right I don't know I just know the initialism. Sorry stands for is that right? I don't know man. All I know about is the history of a man was was there ever a

So with VHS you had beta max with blue radio had HD DVD was there ever and then it's just had fucking laser disc Was there ever something competing with DVD? Or was it laser disk? I don't know, man. I can't look up. What do you mean you don't know? I don't know, man. Why would you feel?

Just said that's the one thing that you know everything about. It's what you didn't say. I'd say he knows about the competitors. Yeah. You know, but it would be a rich part of the history. But I know every, if the history of the Louray. Mark, man, she let me. I'm sorry.

I know everything, particularly to DVDs men So I don't know about other stuff outside of that man Apart from where the I need hospital is in Melbourne. It's at the top of runs extreme in so what do you know about Doctor theater Tom Doctor. I know about all kinds of history But I particularly focus on a narrative and storytelling version, it less about the specifics of history and how we tell the story of history. He's very minimal crossovers between my history stuff and his. But I do have a general knowledge of all history and I'm happy to help you out with that.

I do lecture and tutu choreels for first years. So, any basic questions about history. More than happy to help you out there. He's also on the verge of passing away. And to all from the sounds of turning into a frog. So can you? I did get close to frog man there. Can you tell me about when DVDs first hit the market,

Dr. Theodore, so on the thing. That's one question I wouldn't know. Yeah, all right, but he knows about broad things and lots of things and and I just want to know if I'm happy to answer that question for you that's a general thing we do cover DVDs in the second semester at at Deakin but I'll I will let you answer the question there. Well, 1995 rather manufacturers of the product, initially named Digital Video Disc, a group look me out, I'm gonna live with you bro. I'm really not for Wikipedia, I call man.

I don't know anything about DVDs. I know there's their old Blurase, I know you put movies on them and I know that's where the first time I had commentary on movies. So I've got Rockstar on DVD. Yep. I got, I got a fucking Zootopia. I got Uncle Buck on DVD. So if you haven't questioned it. And they all have commentaries? Yeah, man. I'm not sure actually. I haven't actually seen it. I reckon, I reckon it's a safe bet to say that they would. I mean I'll actually Steven Spielberg famously doesn't like commentary. That's him in he feels it's like an annoying friend sitting next

You talking over the moon. That's why Uncle Buck doesn't have one man. I would be an annoying knowledgeable friend I'm not sad and annoying knowledgeable friend. Well, he talked about watching the film Lawrence of Arabia with a director Who was telling him interesting tidbits and he thought the whole time geez I wish it shut up I want to watch the movie and in that moment he thought if there's ever a sort of disc-like device that covers out and I'm asked to talk over it with a separate audio track I'll refuse that and that's that's the story there. I think the difference is that Steven Spielberg and that's an area I didn't have the option. Mark, I was told I would be coming here to help you with history.

Well then help me, Cunts. Well, ask me questions. If you ask any question about things in my expertise, man, I'm happy to help you. I've, all right, so I did. In my expertise, man. But all right, so how long did it take for DVDs to wipe out VHS from the market? Mark, it was in 1999 when the Matrix DVD or it could have been 2000, I'm not 100% The Matrix DVD famously one of the first DVDs with an animated menu featuring footage from the film

Really broke out in the market. That's right. I don't have that one. I got Zootopia, I got Rockstar, Mahulberg, and I got Uncle Buck. But they were still making, I just want to make it clear. In 1999, they were still making VHS's. You can still get VHS's to this day. No, they stopped making them. Okay, that's what I know. I know that at some point, they stopped manufacturing VHS's. What I'm asking is what you did that happen because I believe it was the introduction of DVD that caused VHS's everything. On that work video you go in, it's mostly DVDs, they've got wall VHS's. And you can find some older stuff, man. They do. Yeah, so you can get some older things like WWF, 1985, 1992, they've got most of the made events there.

So they got a very live 1992 undertaker, versus mankind, they got that on the wall there but you can't get on DVD. You can get a gold nine there. Yeah, gold nine there, they've got that in VHS they also got that on DVD. Do they have DVD, gold nine? They got DVD, gold nine, I was a reprint,

they did in the man 1992. Have you seen that? They did in 2002. Goldnive was a reprint they did in the Mad 1992. I've been to the same Golden Island. Yeah, Golden Island? Yeah, Golden Island is my favourite James Bond. Oh, it's a Bond, too. That's a fantastic girl. Yeah, it's where that, it's got Natalia, she can crush you with her legs mate. Oh, yes, she can and I'll tell you, she's a beautiful actress that one.

I'm 4,000 years old and I've seen all of the, I've seen all the James Bond's apart from Moonraker. And I... Oh, you should watch Moonraker a all of the gold. I've seen all the James Bond's apart from Moonraker and I You should watch Moonraker. It's a bit of a laugh It's I've heard it's there. It's an official cannon, but it's there jumping the shaft It's there jumping the shark which of course is a term relating to the television series Happy days happy days. I'm gonna tell you I've seen all the James Bond's gold noise my favorite one So far I feel like I know as much if not more about history than YouTube.

Well that's because you are focusing on DVDs and happy days. If you were to talk about Vietnam War, I could tell you about it. You're going to ask me any question about James Bond on the ESSA. You're going to ask him about James Bond's historian, man. Really? Yeah, man. What was... I'm happy to do some sort of quiz type thing if that's what we're gonna do

Yeah, we want to do a Vietnam quiz. Oh no, I was thinking more James Bond. Yeah, James Bond quiz on that any answer Any question if you have any questions about if there's any cross-service between your what's like a World War 2 and James Bond based trivia online any that would be ideal any of the walls is fine. Or about David E.D. that I own. Okay. Google, hey mate, Google, David E.D. that I own. Google, David E.D. that I own. Yeah, man. All right, David.

And this is a trivia trivia on that. What's your second favorite James Bond? Second James. His favorite, second favorite James Bond? Yeah. It's a simple one, man. Do I know the day? That's a sequel to Gone No. Have, it's a simple one man. Don't another day. That's a sequel to gone

No, have you seen the have you seen a this car face? Oh, This is great. That's not a James Bond film. No, it's not canon, but it is it's connected in the world No, no, I don't believe it's my bad difference. No, it happens after it happens after one of the other films Moon Raikah true at all That's not true at all. That's I think it is man. I you do your research, man. Well, I think he's actually Truman. Seriously, bro. I would look that up. Oh, I just, I don't understand. What's the link exactly? So it's just, they're not connected, but if Eddie continued James Bond would have taken him down. All right. You're ready for the James Bond quiz? Yeah. I've got, okay. Hold on.

Sorry. I don't mean to interrupt here, but it's just I definitely know that Scarface is a remake of a 1920s 30s film. Is the James Bond is a remake? No, no, it's not a remake of anything. Alright, it's a bookmate. No, it's just Scarface is a is Brian the Parmory interpreting a very old film. Yeah, yeah. But they're taking that. That's what they're done. They take that. And they said, let's put that in James Bond's world.

Oh my god, I'm not gonna fart with a film. No, you're a fool, man. I live in a one bedroom apartment. So we have to. All right, let's do the quiz. And we'll see who knows the most about James Bond. Smells of dust What your apartment

It's pretty simple man do you have a dust bath? Do you have a dust-pasta? I do have a dust bus there. I do have a dust bus, do you? Man, just put that dust bus on the dust. I'll find when I get it, it just comes out the grills. This is the most amateur podcast I've ever been a part of. But man, it's simple, man. If you have dust, go to Google's and get yourself a dust cleaner. I think I just don't. I think I just don't love myself to look after my space and I think that's the issue.

But man if you don't do that you've got to go, you're spending the same amount of money on ZerTech that you could be spending. Have you took all your ZerTech money from a month? Invested it in the Dyson Airblade. Yeah Dyson Airblade, you can get one check. Oh my god are they, I have a lot of my sugarmess. I don't know about this. But the word and who's not here has waxed lyrical to me about the Dyson products. He doesn't have a Dyson.

I know Zach does. He would tell it's fantastic. We all know I do not have a, oh wait, Broden does not have a Dyson. But fuck, you can get a Dyson for like 400 bucks these days. You know that's a good price. I mean that's a good price. Top line, you can get a dice in for like 400 bucks these days. You know, that's a good price. That's a good price. Top line, they're like a grin. Do you find it's a space issue?

They're quite large aren't they? Cause I've just got the dashbuster for my one bedroom. What are you using? I mean, if you've got one. It's like a hose man. It's like a disjointed hose. It's no bigger than an AR assault rifle. You know what I'm gonna do?

After this, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna get a dustbuster. Oh no, what's the big gold? Get a Dyson animal extra handstick, man. A Dyson. Did you just call it an AR assault rifle? No, no, it's the same size as them, man. But doesn't an AR stand for assault rifle? Yeah.

All right, that's all I've got to do. That might, what you're saying, you're saying so much dust in your apartment and the way your breathing suggests to me that you've got a lot of allergy issues with that and a lot of chest infection stuff. That's a deviated sip. I'm just saying though, are you taking all the proper precautions to get better breathing in your household?

No, open a window. I'm kidding. That will just make a world of difference straight up. I mean, seriously? Ever since Carol left to me. I understand that you have issues regarding your past relationship, but opening a window will not affect your memories. Well, unless what you just loved opening windows.

I just don't look after myself anymore. I come home. I'll lose myself in my book. I've got something that's gonna make you feel better. I have just one sec. I don't know you guys, usually, but I just want to say man. No you go. Two, 14, two, no you go.

No you go. No you please, man. I want you to go. No I insist. So, nah man, seriously I have something to say and then you can go to yours. All right. I just want to tell you very quickly,

good guys, two, 49. You go. I'm going man, I'm halfway through. Two, 49, Bura, 15 met metatube air purify with triple filter Doctor Doctor doctor Oh, man, he's dead That's what happens man if you have too much zirtec, you die, man. Do you reckon it was a zirtec OD?

Yeah, I think he had too much zirtec. I really want that doctor back. I found the best quiz. I found the ultimate quiz. He's dead. We've got 10 more. I guess I can just do the quiz. All right.

Well, here's the quiz that I found that I think was... It's a shame that we're just going to leave this dead body here or? What else can we possibly do? We're in the middle of a podcast. We can call it... We can call triple zero if we need to, but I would rather get through the last 10 minutes of the podcast. Yeah, let's do the quiz. But then, I mean, will I be able to live with myself is the thing, you know? Because I have, I said, someone passes away in front of me.

I imagine you would have seen a lot of people die in your 4,000 years. That's true, man. I've been a lot of funerals. Yeah. I've been, I know the best car spots are in LePine in Epping. Because on the main road right you can't get park when it's funerals and also there's a lot traffic on it. Yeah. So you just park on the side street. There's plenty of car parks there and you're there for like two, three hours this one. Let's do this quiz. So the first question of the quiz is, what make of pistol did James Bond prefer before the end? Bostaville. Wait. If it's own, by the way, I should say I only know James Bond stuff if it's related to the Nintendo 64 game, GoldenO. Okay, that would have helped, but anyway,

let's try and get through this. All. Before M. forced him to use his signature waltha in Dr. No, was it a Ruger, a Glock, a Smith and Western, a Barredo or a Bernali? And this is just a sample question. I don't know the answer to that. I, uh, Dostavil. D-D-D-D-D-Dostavil. Let's say, uh, let's say Ruger. Let's wait and forth to load up. You can hear someone yawning in the background. The answer. The answer was Beretta, just so you know.

The second legend. Sorry. Oh, sorry. Doh-O, Tazza Tazas just someone at the door me Tazas, okay someone's just a door you've set him off. I don't know who's at the door, but you've set him off Hello, hello, I'm just here to pick up the doctor Sorry, just the doctor the history of doctor. Well, you've upset my dog. I'm so sorry. I was just docking on the door See sorry You've upset my dog. I'm so sorry, I was just docking on the door. Tazo. The show didn't know one out here.

See? Sorry. I'll refrain from knocks. So how about instead of us telling you about the doctor? Well, he's probably just around the corner in this podcast studio. He's dead man. He's dead. But he's dead man. He's dead. But he's dead man.

He's dead man. He's dead man. He fucking died man. We're talking he had too much dirt tech and I've said this before, if you have too much dirt tech, you'll die. I know that you potentially wanted to, we could do a fast what we hide the body from you, but I feel like being out front with you, man. I don't know you.

But, how long has he been dead? He's fucking dead man. Like five minutes we've been But, how long has this been? He's been dead, man. Like, five minutes we've been doing this trivia. You've been doing a trivia quiz? Yeah, man. We're doing this trivia about James Bond. Do you know much about James Bond? Who are you?

Sorry, I'm Carol, I'm his ex-wife. Nice to meet you. Oh, I'm herethis. I'm a 4,000 year old historian. Lovely to meet you. I'm Mark Bonanno. Can I ask, did you ever think about opening windows in your apartment?

Oh, yes, yes, I opened all the windows Whether it was raining or not. Why why do you ask? I had an issue with that. Yeah an issue with opening windows in his apartment It's gotten quite dusty and now he owns a fucking dead It's awful first person on it. That's truly awful. I would love if someone do you have a lot of people dying your podcast me? Yeah, it was not really lot of people doing your podcast? Me? Yeah. It was not really my podcast. Well, it was not my podcast, mate. It's not my podcast.

I'm not saying it is. Well, who's if it's not your podcast, it's not my podcast. I wouldn't feel comfortable saying that it's purely my podcast. It's the anti-donna podcast. But I'm asking you a question. You're in anti-donna, you're Broding Kelly.

Not mate. You're making a character right now. Nah, man. I'm hereditist. You're not hereditist. Hereditist? Are're hereditist? Are you hereditist? No, I'm not against people who are related.

Or I'm not against people who have the traits and looks of people from their family, which is when you are hereditist, mate. Sorry, I'm so sorry. Can I at least have access to the body? Just fucking wait a second, bro. It's under the table. We haven't moved it.

Do you know how we died? Yeah, I said, man, too much dust in his... Too much dirt in his... Too much dust in his... He was always a dusty man. What do you mean by that? What do you mean? What do you mean?

He lived in an apartment that was dusty or he was often covered in a lot of dust He was often covered in dust. He often smelt of dust Large for a large part of oil. Let's see what you've done to my dog. Oh, I knocked on the door It was rude. It's very rude man. It's really man. You're being rude man. You're being rude now I just want to clarify as well. I'm about 2500 years old. Yeah, I shouldn't so much So we want to do the second question I don't do history per say I'm an arts lecturer, but I know

Okay, well the second question was how many total deaths were there in Vietnam between 1965 and 1974. Is there some war-based questions? 44,000? No, yeah, 44,000. Okay. 282,000 or 1,300,000 total deaths. Total deaths, whether I just watched the documentary on Vietnam. Between 1965 and 1974.

Between 1965 and 1974. Between 1965 and 1974, total death. Total deaths. Well, it was arguably up to, it was in the millions, if you include civilians, Vietnamese civilians. So we go on 1,300,000? No, it was bigger than that.

But let's go 1 million, I don't think they can. I'm gonna say for once. All right, I'm gonna say that as well. All right. Second question of the quiz. Did you want, maybe every time this guy gets a question, right, we show him the body. A new part of the body.

A part of the body, yeah. Or just the body. In increments. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, This is very rude. I'm Carol. Now we showed you this bloke right we show him every time he gets a question Right we show this bloke the whole body the whole shebang mate. So he just like the whole spread And then maybe after that we can prank all some Some plumbers. Yeah, yeah The whole thing is the little joke for me. You did a he shot us a funny video today to trade these Prank calling each other. I was doing more of a quiddo hat so I started referring to him. Oh, I think it's very funny.

Yeah man. Sorry, I'm very pleased. Tony Moclare. Yeah, I'm happy. I'm up for this. So every time you get a question right, we show you your expert's body. You get a peek at the body. You get a peek at the body.

A little bit more of the body. Okay, great. He died of bad allergies, man. Well, he technically died of a drug overdose. From Zerte. I always said to him, he's the man. I always said if he's going to go, it's going to be either a drug overdose from Zerte. I always said to any histamine. I always said if he's gonna go, it's gonna be either a drug overdose

or to do with the dust thing. Yeah. And I was gonna say, I had to do it both in a lot of ways. Yeah, that's true. And I'm gonna say, I'm not against histamines. I think histamines are fine.

Yeah, but if they upset you, then you can be into them. My new partner, my new partner. Oh, that's probably what he died, man. Broken heart man. No he was fine. Now I mean probably that's what he said the thing is allergies but man it's a broken heart man. No he was fine. What was the first song from a James Bond soundtrack to get nominated for a Grammy Award? I reckon I'm gonna go it's the dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, Chris Cornell. I'm going to go crazy frogs on. I'm going to go wings.

I really want to see my ex partner's body. Living let I was correct. So we'll give you a peek at the body. All right. Just can you just close your eyes for a second? Yeah. Can you help me lift it up on the table? I think this board takes a peek.

I think it would be better and easier if we close your eyes, Carol. Sorry. If we lift the body up onto the table, just put it in front of her, get her open her eyes and then close her eyes and then we put the body away. But only if I can pick the soundtrack while she views the body. I see no harm in that.

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Which of those two did it? Maybe this is something to do with Thailand, overland, but I don't think it is. I'm going to take a stab in the dark and say China. Incorrect, it was the USSR. You don't get to see his body. You don't get to have a moment with your dead. I'm gonna But I'm gonna I'm gonna have a quick look He's fucking you so beautiful me and he but now he's now the life has been he doesn't he seemed just like Like an I mean, but now he's now the life has been he doesn't he seem just like like an Oh, you fucking look man, you can't look in character close your fucking eyes Fuck sorry

It's like an egg without a yoke. Yeah, yeah. No, man. It's like a dead human Yes, what I'm doing is trying to create like an analogy man. I've had an egg without a yoke man One time no seriously man my um we went to calls and One time, no seriously man. My um, we went to calls and I got a see I got half does Half does that's what three people say yeah, and I took a home. It's a best bit of song Anyway, so I open up. There's no fucking yoke in them And so I took it back to epic calls. I said man. There's there's no fucking yogin in it was just full of white or was it in it was just fucking uh... cliche yeah the what not clear man yes but it's referred to as the white there's the white and there's the other one to it as the clear man

anyway so I took it back and said man it's not fucking yogin in it they said I just replaced and do another one I went on just like one egg or did they replace the half replace the half Replaced it with with another half does I got different brand actually Can I put the body under the table Carol's been sitting here patiently with her eyes closed? Yeah, no worries Put it back in half an hour. I yeah, I don't I don't mean to make a whole big thing out of this But I did like I was planning on going out for dinner after this. So, if man is dead, man. Yeah, he's in my ex-husband.

I don't have a great deal of feeling for the man. Are you serious? Well, you spend a life with him. I spent six years with him. That's a lifetime of time. That's a lifetime. That's a lifetime. When you were with him, you could have seen one That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot If you if you said it if you set it up perfectly If you set it up perfectly when you're in the time you're with him you could have seen two summers two winters

So Athens what if they started dating I can't remember the winter What if they started dating during a summer Olympics? Did you no? Well if they did What do you mean? Would they have seen two summer and one winters? They would have seen they dated halfway through Summer Olympics. They could have seen one whole summer Olympics one half summer and the two sims Seven winter ones no no It would have been a nightmare relationship. No, no, no men. No men. So you got so what what's the date?

The date today is November we've recorded this on the 16th of the No, but just give me a give me a naath in this one 2004 you're dating him 2004 right then you do that and then next one you go to oh no you're not wrong Beijing so fucking dumb cans How how many Olympics there would be in a six year? I am really we invented the Olympics man. We started dating in 2003 Oh, then you only saw we saw Athens we saw Beijing and I cannot remember the city. So you could have still seen you could have seen two summers two winters. I we didn't I remember you

sure about that. Yeah, hundreds. Well, let's do the to the mats on this. I remember we broke up. I just want to get really clear how many I want to see how many of the Olympics. Let me explain this in turn. I have a vivid memory. We had broken up. I signed the divorce papers. I was staying at my sister's house and I remember watching the Winter Olympics after the 2010 Winter Olympics. I think it was like a ski jump on my sister's day. They do that in the winter on that chick's out. So I vividly remember watching the 2010 Winter Olympics at my sister's house while I was staying there. So you can come at me

with maths and things. What I have is the truth. What I have is my story. Well, I feel like I am undoubtedly a less of a dumb cunt after having both of you guys on the podcast. I want to thank you. What was the point of this podcast? So essentially what the subreddit for his podcast was saying that he didn't know anything about history. It's not just for my podcast. It's for the MAP Banana podcast every week. Hi, hi, no people check in with the map banana podcast. So I was just coming to give my ex husband a lift. Yeah, but he's dead man. He's dead.

He is dead. He is dead. Is it glad you live together? Be a bit emotional. You saw four Olympics with this guy. If you answer one more question about the Vietnam War, we'll let you take your husband's dead body with you on, but you have to answer correctly. I really think you saw a Olympics a

Olympics yeah, including the Paralympics. Oh, if we can't well if you count the Paralympics Are you I do? All right. I mean as everyone should yes everyone should so you say no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no or the uh uh the um or say also the Invictus Games but that is a new concept. Yeah. Anyway man if you want this body. Yes. I'm gonna get this. You want this body? I I trust me to get this body to the authorities more than I trust you bozos. So you just tell me then to make that happen all you need to do is tell me how many prisoner of wars, such missing inaction soldiers, are still unaccounted for. Is it 1,621? Is it 2,03? Or is it 10,564?

Prisoner of war soldiers, can I get some thinking music? Still being unaccounted for. Absolutely, man. And your thinking music today is Judas Judas is scary at singing strawberry kisses So Missing in action or preserve that we but that the question okay uh uh

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We've never counted before in the worst tell me how much I can It's an unclear question for me. I've been missing you. Strawberry kisses. 1,600, 21, 2003, or 10,564 prisoners of wars or missing in action soldiers being still unaccounted for from the Vietnam War. That's a tough one.

That is a really tough one. There's no question. It's a real stab in the dark here. I'm gonna have to go to the top. Oh, this is the two-fourth beat. In correct, it was 1,600 or 21. You do not get to take your husband's dead body home with you stays here in the podcast studio. But I'm gonna give you DVDs.

Thank you. Carol, you do win a couple of DVDs. We've got Rockstar and we've got Zootopia. And you can't have Uncle Buck, my man. Unfortunately, Uncle Buck is Herotidus's favorite. Yeah, that's my name. Can I say thank you so much for having me on the podcast. I've had so much fun.

Carol, you've been a good guest. Favorite guest that we've had so far. The X-Wife of a guy who died, man. Yeah. Thank you so much for having me on, man. I really appreciate it, bro. Say hi to Mark and Zach for me. I mean, I mean, Zach and Broden. I don't care. I will. I will. I don't care. You got my name wrong, though.

I just want to make it clear. What? I don't care. I don't care. You got my name wrong. Mark, that was not a huge deal. You seem like a really intelligent young man. Ooh, I heard about a guy in the podcast. Something's just come up.

Who thought that World War I happened in the 1920s? At least you're not that good. That was him, man. What? That was Mark. Oh, you're the laughing stock of the history of unity. Goodbye, CUN. You've been listening to the Aunty Donna podcast. Thanks for joining us for another rip-episode brought to you by AntidonaClub.com. See you next week!