Aunty Donna Podcast - The Importance Of Bringing The Shining Back with Oscar Wilde and Tom

Episode Date: July 2, 2024

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A listener production. Folks, you may notice that there is no intro for this episode because today's episode is the thrilling conclusion to finding a theme song for this episode and for the podcast with Tom. If you'd like to see the visuals, head to the Aunty Donna Club held by Patreon for lots more fun content. But until then, enjoy the episode. Good day, fellow listeners.

Why are you speaking like an idiot? Because... You look like a normal man. On my way here I slipped over and hit my head. I didn't know. Oh you can't tell from the gash on the back of my head and the blood pouring out. I could tell by the way you were speaking like an idiot. I didn't want this podcast to be late.

I didn't want to go over time, so I'm holding on to a poo. I should have gone to the bathroom. And this is how I am rewarded for that. Mark, have you heard the letters? I got three letters for you, mate. T-M-I. Turtle must indicate. Yeah. Even if you're a turtle you've got to indicate. Road rules apply no matter what creature you are. Too much itchy, actually

too much information. I don't need to know about the poo in your bottom. Well too much itchy for me because my arsehole's just fucking killing me. Mark Bottom. That's a too much itchy TMI. That's a TMI TMI. Mark Bottom, you don't need to say A. Bottom line... Fuck it. ...is that we have a beautiful guest in for the Aunty Donna podcast today. Handsome.

Handsome, attractive. But why? Smooth. Why is he handsome and attractive? No, why is he here? Why is he here? I mean, why are any of us here? To do our podcast.

That's true, but I think bigger. Why are we here? Yeah, because this is where we record our podcast. No, but bigger. Think larger than that. Because Listener recently moved to South Melbourne. Think a little bit bigger, a little bit bigger than that. Because I guess there was an expansion out of the CBD

100 years ago, you nailed it. Oh urban expansion Good thought cockhead. Thanks He fucking got you. I know it did and not deny no, no, I never would and I'm happy I'm sitting here I'm happy to take that one to punch to the gut one of the chin one of the gap. I Wish I dodged that's good got you in the neck With a chop with the karate chop then use the palm to hit up on your nose It's like a funny notion is I'm gonna I'm gonna go out there

I'm gonna chop him and then you hand him a pork chop Now we have Tom Now thank you for something because I almost deadnamed Tom. It's Thomas Zahariu. And I almost deadnamed him. Support Butcher. No, it doesn't bother me. Yeah. I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry. That was your intro and everything and I cut it off. But did you just hear what Broden said? Oh, who Mr Butcher over here? That's what I remember as with all his meat references. It was so quick that I think a few people may have gone over a lot of people's heads. What he was saying was instead of chopping someone in a fight, you give them a pork chop.

Sometimes, sometimes, I feel like I'm playing a different game to you, man. You are so good at this. I'll tell you what, that would particularly work if you were going out the back to have a fight with a bear. If you're going, if a bear, if a bear came up and was like, let's go out the back, I'm ready to go,

and you went, I'm gonna give you a chop, and you went, oh, fucking, here we go we go and you went out there gave the bear a pork chop the bear would be like do you think the bear would be satiated enough do you think the bear would be satiated enough to not continue with the salt yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it depends how when you come out of hibernation and what kind of bear is it? Are the questions I need answered before I can answer your satiating question. I'm so sorry.

While I was talking about- There's a lot at stake. The pork chop thing. You already said that. Do Brodans, yeah, and that is what I was gonna go back and bring up again. When you're saying there's a lot at stake, do you realise what you're doing there?

Yeah, well that's the thing with my meat-based humour is anything sausage-able. Maybe- Anything sausage-able. Maybe, what's the thing with my meat based humor is anything sausageable Maybe anything sausageable maybe I've got ones that I want to possible possible I've got ones that I want to use but I can't Because he's the meat man and we've always known you with the meat man from day one. Mr. Meat. Mr. Meat Mr. Meat, meat and greet. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'll give you some meat you greet and I'll greet ya. You're meat and grate.

Grate some garlic on top of the meat. A lot of people have been asking us whether we'll start doing meat and greets again. No. Probably not because, you know, I don't want to get sick and, you know, lots of people at shows now, but we are open to a meet and greet yeah where you meet you greet some meat yeah and you can do that right today you can go to your local butcher and support local yeah and go can I meet some of this meat and the butcher will say absolutely in fact today we've got a

guest from a local Eaglemont, please welcome Big John. G'day there, how you going? Now Big John, you are the butcher for Igamont, what's that for 25 years, what's that been like? You know, it's not always easy, the vegans. What do you mean it's not always easy? Oh bloody vegans, have you read The Sun about the vegans? Thanks for coming in Big John.

Big John's a fuckhead. Now take control of this for fuck's sake. I'm weaponing around, call me Indiana Jones because I'm about to shoot you while you have a sword. And you have diarrhea. Well, I might at the end of this. I need to take better care of myself. We have Thomas Zaharyou here with us.

And I have a desperate question for you, Mark. Desperate. I've been trying to get in for the last three minutes. Do bears eat piggies? A bear would eat a hog, for sure. Would it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. A boar, a boar. A boar?

I think they kill, but I think what they mostly eat, fish. I don't think they kill to eat unless they're very, very hungry. Yeah, I don't think the fork chop would work, guys. If you see cubs. Oh, come on, Tom. Bear don't eat piggy. I just, I don't think the pork chop would work guys. If you see cubs. Oh come on Tom. Bear don't eat piggy. I just, I don't know, I don't know. Sorry, sorry Tom.

I thought at some point Mark had said, would a bear kill and eat a live pig? Maybe less so. But would a bear eat a pork chop if it's presented to it? I begger to doubt. Yeah it'd slurp it up. It's an animal. It's sca animal. It scavenged us. I've seen footage on certain platforms where a group of Serbian, sort of that sort of Eastern European kind of crew camping bear comes up.

Suffice to say it's the last footage they shot. Yeah, right. Because they get eaten by the bears. And then you see photos later of what happened at that site. Bears eat people. Oh, right. That's what happened at that site. Bears eat people. Oh right. That's suffice to say bears eat people. Have you seen Grizzly Man?

Have you seen Grizzly Man? Yes I've seen Grizzly Man, yes I have. The bear only eats the man when it is particularly hungry. Yeah, if you push a bear, if you starve a bear out, it'll suck up a chop for sure. You must never watch that footage. You must never watch that footage. Delete that footage. That's what I say to my family about Aunty Donna Contenance. You must never watch this.

Delete this. We try, we send messages to our social media manager often. Delete this. You must never. Delete that footage of Pud. You must never watch this. It is not good for your mental health. You must never watch

social media figures in real life. Is that what it's called? Yeah. Social media in real life. Yeah whatever it is. You must never watch this one. What is Tom here? Tom is here because we tried and failed at making a new theme song. I don't know if either of you guys remember. We gave it our best shot. Over the last week. Over the last week. And like all things that we start in earnest,

it immediately went a little silly. Yeah. And we never quite got around to it. But I made an executive decision being the CEO of this podcast. Hello. Who's this? Well, it's me, Oscar Wilde.

Oh, Oscar. And I've just dropped in because you name dropped one of my plays. Did I? You certainly did. Did I say expectations? Wrong again. What did I say? To remember something is hard, but incredibly fun to do.

What? Remembering something is fun to do. I mean I like this guy better when he was Meat Man. Yeah. What the fuck is this shit? To eat meat for dinner. Hearty at the time. What play did I say? Deliverable. Hearty at the time but deliverable. Deliverable at best. You're not Oscar Wilde. Oscar Wilde's witty. He has a sharp wit. What you've got to understand is in the 1800s, deliverable had two meanings. Did it? Yeah. So while it sounds like he's just talking about dinner, he's actually talking about taking a cock.

Oh, because he was gay. Now... What? Why are you so shocked? That's the implication! I put a mark to cut that! I didn't mean to take the cock, I just meant take a cock. Oh, oh, you meant eat a chicken! No, I meant take a cock in whatever orifice. Oh, well I was trying to save you, man. Just take a big dick in whatever orifice.

Yeah, right. That was not homophobic. No, no, no, sucking a fuck is this. Hey, we can talk about a sucking and a fucking. Oscar Wilde was 80% sucking and fucking, but just through double entendre, no? To suck a fuck. What play did I say, cunt?

Ernest. I just said the word Ernest. Yes, the importance of it. Did he say the importance of being Ernest? No, but that's how easily I can be summoned. So one word from the title of any of your plays is said and you're automatically summoned. What's another one of your plays? I just remembered I can't think of another one. Doring Grey. Oh yeah, that was your book. It was a book, but you know there's talk of

a film. Yeah, there's been a theatrical adaptation starring, well, Sarah Snook's in the new one. Is she? Yeah. Who's she play? All of them. Darien. Everyone. Darien?

In a movie? No, she's in the theatrical production. I love succession. You know how there was that version in Australia with Gene Norville? Gene Norville? Something Dean Norville. Anyway, they took it to West End but they replaced it with Sarah Snook. Wow.

Now, I sent, to get back on topic just for a little bit, I sent- Should I go? Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, you weren't invited in the first place. To exit gracefully requires two things. Oh, God. Grandurate points and silence in others.

So the silence in 1800s had two meanings. No it did not. It did. What were they? So what you think he's saying is just good advice about exiting and there is a bit of societal stuff there. But for a more working class person seeing that play they would know that's about sucking a fat one. Yeah. But for a more working-class person seeing that play, they would know that's about suckin' a fat one. Now.

Hahaha. Haha. Now, I sent Zach and Tom away to work on the theme song because I realised, me, and I make calls on this podcast all the time, big calls like this. Uh, people don't know behind the scenes. You're the EP. Yeah, I'm the EP. I'm a bit of a puppet master. I'm kind of like, I don't know if anyone's been playing Helldivers 2. No. No.

But I'm sort of like the Joel. You're like the Amy Pascal of our Spider-verse. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Call me Amy Pascal and call this podcast The Spiderverse. John Cusack in John Malkovich. Uh, yeah. If this podcast is John Malkovich, you are in our head. I'm in your minds like the Charlie Kaufman film, being John Malkovich. You're like the Simon Kinberg to our Fox X-Men series.

Yeah, which is great by the way, X-Men 97. Well you would say that. Well no, that's not him anymore. Now that's under Feige. Oh well that's a shame. Simon Kinberg was in charge from like Days of Future Past until it got sold to Disney. That's a real shame. Why did he do two Phoenix films?

Because he felt like they didn't nail the first one. So he did it again with the same writer. So he wanted to fuck with the same writer. So he wanted to fuck it up again. Yeah, it was like, I wonder if we can fuck this again. He wrote the first one, was unhappy with the result because the studio interfered. So then he was like, here's my chance to do it properly and then the studio interfered. I could talk about this shit forever.

I saw a funny TikTok about X-Men. About citizens of the X-Men world is like watching the- Wow, did you see that? That plane, they saved it out of the sky and they saved those children. Fuck those freaks. Yeah, that's great. That's very- Fuck those freaks.

That is the whole tone. Anyway, so only there wasn't examples of us doing that in our own history Yeah, yeah seems crazy to think that we would do that. Maybe like take that analytical eye and put it on the world Yeah, that's funny cuz that would never happen for that shit. That's not our world. That's a different world Yeah, well change the word mutant for something else anything else. I think you're Change the word change. Oh god, Zach just... A green came out of Zach's mouth. He was very high. He was very high on his talking themes and then a bit of phlegm came out. And that we actually have done that in our sketch. If you go Google Rumpus Room.

Yeah. And... Oh yeah, we did the phlemm, the Flemm sketch. Which I think won awards. One of our lowest. Yeah. I don't remember the lowest. Oh, you don't remember the Flemm one?

No, I don't think so. Shot at my, in my ex-partners Rumpus Room. Yeah, I remember the series, not the sketch. Yeah. Flemm. Flemm. I- Introduce him, please, Mark. I have sent two of these strong brave boys, Zack and Tom, off on a mission.

Wow. To work on the theme song in earnest alone. Hello. Oh God. He said earnest again. I didn't mean to. I didn't mean to. What do you want?

I can go, I can go. I just have to come. You have to come? Yes, every time you say the word. I simply must come. Is it just that word? Yeah. Come. So if I say...

I said come. Well I didn't mean that then. Yeah. So that's just a coincidence. To be summoned is to come. Fuck off! Okay. Fuck off!

Farewell! I'm not fucking joking anymore. Farewell! Do not come back. Off to Reading Jail with a G. I'm gonna kick you in the tit as hard as I can. With a G? With a G. Oh, God. G-A-O-L.

With a G. I sent these two strong, beautiful boys off to work on the theme tune without Broden and I getting our sticky little fingers in there. And we're here to now hear and judge the results harshly. Yeah. So, because we still want, I think it's fair to say, we still want a new theme song. Oh yeah. Yeah, the old one is bad.

We don't like it. Although it's probably fine. But we'll see how we go with this. I don't mind it. Yeah, it's actually really good. I just, I'd love it. I'd love to update it because it's not very good anymore having said that I think it's pretty good So what did you boys do? I didn't know about this. You went behind my back. Did you I had to make a call man

I think we could go into a lot of details about what we were thinking But I think the better thing to do is just to start playing them. Don't you Tom? Yeah, do they have a pre-recorded vocal? Yeah, I have some vocal-recorded vocal? Yeah. I have some vocal you just have to listen these are just a listening experience. So I think I though and living in today I think we'd all be a little better if we did that a bit more of that. Yeah just a bit more listening. Yes yes yes exactly yeah. Well why don't we potentially take an ad break. Yeah. Fingers crossed.

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Well, Mark, I don't think that's true. Well, no, I'm not going to give any more details beyond that. But in a way... But actually, even that amount of detail is a lie. In a legal way, it isn't. Is it? Yeah, yeah, 100%. There is no...

We give all of that money to charity. I guess... Even if you give no more details, you've already lied. Let me explain myself. I guess what I was trying to do I didn't mean anything bad by it What I was trying to do was I feel like if I said it goes to charity that will trick people Into going and giving us their money which then lines our pockets but them thinking they were doing a good thing

So like does that make sense? I didn't mean Yeah, I love that I love that. Um, I feel bad about jumping on it then because that's we I'd stand to benefit greatly Absolutely. Do you say that like in the short term we'd make a lot of money, but in the long term we got a jail I don't think you thinking long term is just that's bad, man The more you think long term the more you start to question your actions and are you doing the right thing? You just got to live by the moment by the moment you got a moment like the main character in in the master just this live purely from moment to moment

for guttural just pure base Paul Thomas yeah yeah yeah the Aquan Phoenix's role the just I think it's called the man or the human or whatever. It's a... Yeah. Yeah. Bass. Bass. Bass. Bass humanity.

Yeah. Yeah. Bass. B-A-S-E. Or B-A-S-S. Bass. Bass. Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum I'm going to the ad.

We're back. Ad. We're back. Play us. So this is something that Tom and Zach have been working on in... Don't say it. I have to... It's the only way to... Hello, hello. I can't! What are you doing here? Well, I thought you were gonna say it.

But then I didn't. He didn't say it. So you're not summoned. Are you gonna say it? Well, not now. But then I didn't. He didn't say it. So you're not summoned. So you're not summoned. Are you gonna say it? Why not now? Alright, I'll go. Bye. See, he just fucking walks in.

When you use that word, what do you mean by it? I mean, like when you say we are doing it in that word. Hello. Oh, cunt. Cunt. Didn't say it. Oh, sorry. I'm gonna wait outside.

Please. I'm not wait outside. Please. I'm not gonna go. Who gave you a pass? Who gave you a little pass to get you in the door? Oscar. Oscar. Really? The other Oscar.

The other Oscar. Who works on... Abbey Chatfield. Abbey Chatfield. Mm-hmm. Fucking Oscar. The two Oscars. Yeah, the Oscars teaming up.

Um, shall we play you a piece of music? Please. This is just an offer. Um. So this is, what's the title of this song? And what is your, what is the artist's true intention? Uh, no title, no intention. We'll just give it a play.

No intention. Well, the intention is to make a great opening track. Is there any other context we need to give it? No, I think, I think the guys will work it out. Yeah, have a listen. You gotta listen through. Five, six, seven, eight. Okay.

Shining. No, just a listen. You gotta listen through. Five, six, seven, eight. Okay. Shining. No, just listen to it. Shh. Yeah, it is current. This is the intro for the podcast. Yeah. I'm trying to listen. Take up to the bridge.

Dirty babe. You see the shadows baby on your slaves. Oh Legitimately good Do we play the full song, Tom? No, we don't need to. I think the joke has landed. I mean, this is a, that's a fucking, that's a tune. Yeah, you should sincerely just release that. That's a good mashup.

That's a good mashup. I love mashups. We call it the Shining Back. That's great. We made that for the intro music. I don't think it works in that sense. What's the issue? It's just Timberlake singing, we don't own that, we get sued.

But the core issue- You can tell them it's for charity. You don't take a core issue with like horror mashup, horror pop mashup as intro music, do you? No, I think- pop mashup as intro music do you? No, as intro music for our podcast where we sort of music go. You just don't like this particular track? I love that track. I think that track would work great right up against, you know, fucking Smash Mouse

All-Star mashed with In The End by Linkin Park. You put that on right next to fucking that. You're gonna have a great time. That's a great mashup night. What about like the national anthem in there somehow? Are you trying to workshop this track? Because I, this is, that was not the agreement. We're bringing our work to you as an offer. Well then it's a no. It's a no? Because I want my stamp, my legacy on it. You need your creative gear.

None of what we're offering today, you can license it, but otherwise it is a Zach and Tom project. Really. And Justin Timberlake. I just need to be really clear on this. And the phone. Well yeah, but that's how samples work, man. I think if you did vocal, you sang the same melody as Timberlake there, but it was about the Aunty Donna podcast in some way.

You think that would get it over the line? I think it would get it over the line for the intro music. I do think it would ruin it as a bang and mash up, which is a great idea. Just a great conceptual idea. Would you like to hear another track? Sure. I think this one will be more appropriate for opening music to the podcast. Okay. It's another horror thing.

Is that Evanescence? That's Friday the... Was it Friday the 13th? No. Oh, it's speeding up. In the club life, 50 cent. Again, another wonderful mashup. Do you think this is good?

What is the piano? It's the Exorcist. Oh wow. Sounded like Evanescence. There's the Exorcist. Oh wow. Sounded like Evanescence. There's an exorcist in the club. That's very funny. So Tom went through a lot of effort for this.

He had to change the timing of the exorcist's music. He had to change it so it fit. I heard it beep up. And he also had to like cut a beat because it was in 11, 12 time. So he's gone to a lot of effort for this piece purely as a potential intro user. What effort have you gone to? I was there. I was helping with the conceptualization.

Which is great. And I believe you said concepts was great. The idea of horror mashups. I think it'd be great if you wanted to start like a horror themed podcast. I'm happy for you to do that. Do you know what we do here? Yeah, yeah, we do like funny improv and like goofy, goofy like riffing. How long are those tracks by the way? Um, so the first one, I'm bringing Shining Back is three and a half minutes.

Three and a half minutes. And the current- So would you do a thirty second version of that? No, whatever you guys want. Oh yeah, whatever you guys want. We bring you the track and then we can workshop from there. So you guys are a bit split on whatever we want? All I know is we were making the music, I was working on the concept, Tom was working

on all the other little bits and pieces that are involved in making music. Yeah, like, yeah, yeah. You're sort of a Rick Rubin where you don't... That's really... And I think I said that about seven times to Tom. I said I see myself as a Rick Rubin in this relationship. Don't do anything kind of guy. In fact, I think I put on some sunglasses and started impersonating Rick Rubin.

He's a tastemaker. As Tom was sitting there trying to make the timing of the Exorcist's music work, I was working on my Rick Rubin impression. The lyrics to one of the System of a Down songs would have been completely different if Rick Rubin didn't produce toxicity. He went, pick a book. Then they picked a book? You can't put a price on that kind of genius.

No, he does and it's millions of dollars. I actually, I think he's a tastemaker. And I would say, Zach, in this situation, you've played tastemaker and exceptionally well. These are incredible mashups. Do they work as the intro for the Auntie Donna podcast? I don't think so. Wait, wait, wait.

There's one more. We've got one more. Just one? Yeah, just one. And this one could work. Go. Another horror thing. What is it?

This is, yeah. This is Halloween. Jamie Lee Curtis. Bendy Baito. Fuck! Tricky. See, this would be really funny. I'm so impressed.

I'm so impressed. I genuinely think these are amazing and it's hard to want to be funny and shut yous down. For doing, for wasting time. In regards to the task that was set. To be clear, we also did this for like a horror trivia night I hosted. So we, like this was just more of an afterthought to bring it here. So you hosted a horror, so you made money. Yeah. You made personal cash.

Yeah. I imagine a lot. Trivia nights are hot right now. It was in an art gallery. So, you know. Even more expensive. What art gallery? The Australian Centre of Contemporary Art. Are you kidding me?

They're cashed up! Yeah, straight out of Dame Murdoch, what's her name? Did you get, were you given a flat fee or was it per head that you took a commission from? I took a flat fee, but I did spend a- A a commission from? I took a flat fee but I did spend a- A fat flea? I took a fat flea. And what was her name?

Did you ride it around? Like a horse? I took flea for a flea. Why yeah and you fucking, you stuffed him up full of burgers and fries. And you've wasted our time. He was so svelte and now poor flea, the little bass player got chubby fingers, he can't do his boobity boops anymore on the bass guitar. He can't go wa-ka-pock with the ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.

Is that a problem that we've just brought some music from a solo thing in? It's a problem in the sense that I feel my authority, which can be dictatorial. Dictatorial? Dictatorial. Dictatorial? Dictatorial? Dictatorial? Dictatorial? Dictatorial? Dictatorial?

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Dicta... Dicta... Dicta... Dicta... Dicta... 60s getting a second home are they? La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la Apologize what do you think they need to do? I think other people need to change the system I think I don't think they need to I think they I think they committed sins I'd like to put out if anyone over 60 wants to fight me. I'd love to dedicate an episode coming up What is that? What if that over 60 year old was Arnold Schwarzenegger? I Think I could at least hold my own with I still own Yeah, he's not well. Like, have you watched the Sly Docko? Like not well, but like-

Hugh Jackman's pushing 60. Yeah, but he's not 60. He's Wolverine. Would you fight Hugh Jackman? No, no, no. I wouldn't fight. I think he looks really strong and powerful. Would you fight Hugh Jackman's Wolverine?

No. That'd take him worse. No, no, no. He can't be beaten. That someone is strong is- Have you seen Logan? Well, there's a movie after Logan. Yeah, but I think it's set before.

I don't think you can kill him, is my... Oh, it's an alternate universe. We're gonna find out. We're gonna find out on that opening night. And let me tell you, I am so excited for Deadpool and Wolverine. You're trying to change the topic. You're trying to change the topic because we're here discussing your disobedience.

How is this disobedience? If I may be so bold. How? You have been profiting off our time. We need a new, god damn it, we need a new theme tune. You know what? Your punishment is you've got to stick around for another episode and finish this god damn arc. Yes, and we ain't talking, well I was going. And we ain't talking no-

Well, I was going to say we ain't talking Noah. Okay. But- That makes no sense. I'm going to have to back mark. Please, please. By all means. I'm just putting out offers, but you take the best one. We ain't talking Noah, but like our Noah. What?

Like Noah. I haven't been sleeping, I'm going to be honest. Yeah, me neither. Yeah, I've been struggling. Noah Baumbach or Noah- Like Noah Bombach This is. Poet writer of Barbie. This is our marriage story yeah, because if we're like the songs are kind of like that fucking little kid and

Broden and I are Adam Driver and and Tom and Zack are Scarlett Johansson I think I'd be Laura, Laura what's her name? Dern. Dern. I always go to say Laura Linney, but I mean Laura Dern. Oh, I love Laura Linney. I love Laura Linney. I love Laura Dern. The two Lauras. I love Laura Dern. I love Laura Dern.

Laura Dern's great. I'm going to be Laura Dern. Is that alright? Yep. I just think Laura, like compared to the last six weeks, these are amazing offers. They're great tracks. We put a lot of effort into them. I agree. I just want lot of effort into them.

I agree. I just want to get into- They fit the theme of the podcast. Yes, yes, yes. But you're missing the most important point here. I don't think it's fair that Broden and I both are one character from Marriage Story and you both get to be one. I would like to separate who we are. Maybe one of us should be the kid. I haven't seen Marriage Story. Can I be Batman? What?

You need to be from marriage story. You've got to be from marriage story. Batman isn't in marriage story. Batman canonically would exist. Who's Adam? Alright, yeah, so in the world of marriage story, but the actual Batman wouldn't exist. You have to be one of the actors. I'm Bob Kane. I'm Bob Kane. Bob Kane's dead.

Can I be the guy from MASH as well? What? Can I be Laura Linney and the guy from Crash as well? What? Can I be Laura Linney and the guy from Crash? Alan Arkin or Alan Arkin. No! Who am I? So now you get two characters? Yeah.

Well no one was taking him. And I'm Bob Cain. Well then I'm Noah Bombach. I wrote the whole thing. And I'm Bob Cat. You're Bob Cat? Goldthwaite. Bob Cat Goldthwaite.

If he gets to be Bob Cain, I get to be Bob Cat. So you're Bob Cat Goldthwaite. Youcat Goldthwait. If he gets to be Bob Kane, I get to be Bobcat. So you're Bobcat Goldthwait. You're Bob Kane. In a Bobcat, like an excavator. Yeah. I'm Laura Derns and Alan Arkans characters in Marriage Story and you're Noel Bomba. What a funny little group that would be.

Yeah, let's start the game. God, I wish I could be in that. Let's start the game. It's Party Quirks everybody. This has almost turned into an episode of Party Quirks. Or the most upsetting guessing game in the world. You're dead named to the show. Or what? Or? Or? Or?

Or? I don't know why I said that. Or Mug. Or M Or. I don't know why I said that. Or mug. Or mug. Most unsetting guessing game. Um. Alright.

Well, we have hit 30 minutes and thank god for that. Are you sure? Last chance, because I'm going to delete these. Don't delete them. Don't delete them. Don't delete them. Don't delete them. They're really good tracks.

We're going to use them for our DJ project. I think they're just good for like a YouTube channel called like horror movie mashup When we start our DJ duo, can we come back on to promote that? Quite genuinely you two should uh, yeah We got it. We're gonna do it You should you know what I was gonna say? We're gonna do something like this Yeah, yeah feel like I mean not that it really matters anymore sorry but like festival club or whatever that would be fun yeah yeah yeah you know it's a hell place to be at but I'm making Tom do on Grand Final Night a live club show where he remixes in commentary from the footy oh that's

great yeah and that will pop off at the corner. The only club show I've ever been to has involved seals. Okay, yeah, sure, sure, sure. So I've got a DJ mashup project with Broden and Zach, but I need one with Mark. No! Yeah. What's wrong with me? I'm already jealous of Broden's DJ project. You can't keep doing this. What are you doing this to me for?

Okay. No, they're very different. The footy in the movies... I'm not in the footy one, it's just him doing that. No, but I think it's very funny. It's very... it's like two boys on different streams. Hey, over there on the footy. How you doing? Good, thanks nerd boy with the movies.

Mark, you go get your game. Well, you got your game one, I guess. What? You like your PlayStation? I do love my PlayStation. Do a little PlayStation thing with Tom. Shout out to PlayStation Australia... Yeah, we love PlayStation.... for making me an official playmaker.

I have a jacket. I like movies, he likes games, he likes footy and we're all the same. Shut up! Now thank you so much for joining us this week on the Aunty Donna podcast. We ain't getting to goddamn nothing, but what we will do next- It's just a hangout show. What? Yeah, left hangout to dry, maybe.

A hangout show where people leave other members to hang out and dry like washing. You call this the washing show, because I feel like a jumper that's too delicate for the dryer. Cause I've been hung out to dry. Can I say something? Fully earnest. Can it wait? I need to say something to you. Can it wait? In full earnestness.

I just want to know if it can wait. I want to be earnest with you right now. Can it wait? Yep. You've been listening to the Aunty Donna podcast. Thanks for joining us for another RIP episode brought to you by AuntyDonnaClub.com. See you next week!